Ambulance crew: Runs in, pays no attention to dude tied up, administrators epi, throws pt on cot starts wheeling her out. Last guy out looks at bondage dude "your doing it wrong" and walks out.
Love how the dispatcher had that handy bondage position reference open on her computer so quickly. Must have had it bookmarked. You know, just in case.
Had a PT not too long ago with a dislo. Our protocol doesn't let us put it back, so we didn't, even though he was BEGGING us because he was in agonizing pain. I feel for that dude :/
I dislocated my patella and it subluxed back......in a very not kind way. I blacked out for several minutes. Oh and people heard my patella hit bone like 100 yards away. FUN TIMES! /s
I have been a vol. for 25 years and I watch these shows simply because it was something to watch. Now with fire department chronicles I watch them just to wait to see what’s gonna be green screened. Lmfao
Dispatcher: “Okay I want you to dislocate your shoulder, now after you do that I want you to run towards a wall, kick off of it and do a back flip. While in mid air, don’t worry gravity will hold you up, you can easily slip out of the chain, and I want you to slowly float down to the ground with both feet under you....you’re welcome” *hangs up*
Internet access in dispatch? We couldn't get the Sun-Sentinel because Websense flagged it as a "gambling" website but go ahead and find top ten bondage positions.
So let me get this right, according to IMDB, for this episode there were: one director; one director of cinematography; one writer; one staff writer; two executive story editors; two script supervisors; one script coordinator; *fifteen* producers; and five or six actors directly involved in the scene, but not one single person, out of ~30 people, saw/heard the line "The only thing holding them up is gravity" and it didn't raise a red flag with *any* of them?! I realise none of them are scientists but one would expect that some, if not all of them, had some sort of basic, or even remedial, science-included education and would understand the very basics of the concept of gravity? People aren't really this dumb, are they? Are they?!? * * Rhetorical, I already know the answer.
This is the show where one of the 'firefighters' says 'on the count of 3, 3-2-1-go'... These producers, writers and actors can't even be trusted to count to 3...
@@peterpiper5064 well if they are teaching statistics in elementary schools then I'm impressed. What I'm not impressed about is your ability to be sarcastic, it's lacking much like your IQ.
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"Rampart this is squad 51, we have male, about 30 years old, restrained in bondage equipment, request permission to dislocate his shoulder to get him free," "51, this is doctor Bracket, Johnny, I told you and Roy to stop drinking and doing drugs on the on the job"
NICE reference!. I firmly believe that show is WAY more accurately portrayed than these other ones (but not 100% of course, also, I'm not a firefighter by any means at all so I am simply guessing).
@@lisahewes212 Actual Bob Cinader, the producer said all rescues for Emergency had to come from the logs of fire departments around the country. Randy Mantooth said that every rescue they went on actually happened somewhere.
2:30 yeah I got real suspicious of that too as the beam if it would have moved at all would've gone backward and crushed her, or even gone up hitting her slowly in the jaw and then crushing her.
This dude is doing what Hollywood and the media have been trying to do and mostly failing, that is to be entertaining and actually informative and educational.
But It's not totally wrong. I think everyone in the medical sector has this wonderful experience of perverts needing help. And I really like the bullshit story their tell first. Like ohh I slipped and fell naked onto the cola can 😂
@@sebastianschmidt566 The worst/best call I had in that regard was a very young couple (I think 15/16/17 or something) having their _first time_ together - but they both were nervous and a little unprepared, so when the pain hit her she cramped. You can probably imagine that emergency dispatch was not the first thing they tried, but in the end we were the better option than calling their parents, so when we got there he was trapped for almost an hour already. Unfortunately our medical director at the time didn't allow us to use antispasmodic medication for anyone under the age of 18 and the situation didn't lend itself to natural relaxation of the muscles. So the only thing we could do was to load both of them (naked as they were) on our stretcher, cover them with multiple blankets and carefully drive them to the hospital. We obviously called ahead to the ER and in coordination with the charge nurse we decided to use the "contamination entrance" (a second entrance that is away from everything else, usually for infectious patients) to have as little exposure as possible for these poor souls. Still, having this experience during your first time... they were probably scarred for life.
@@QemeH i legit feel so bad for them all the stress probably made it worse and it must feel so weird to be the center of attention with something like this
@Paul Martin Or that one lonely lady who calls about once a month because something around the house is hidden SOMEWHERE where it probably doesn't belong. *cough* an aerosol can in a c00ch *cough cough* I wish I was making that up, unfortunately
My Mom told the wonderful stories of men with pencils, pens, radio antennas, wine stoppers, and just about anything that wasn't a buttplug stuck up their asses. And all the stupid bullshit that they came up with to explain it away.
You, know, if a dislocated shoulder just made you more flexible while you can still use your arms perfectly, why the hell do we have joints in the first place? Hollywood.
It's also entirely possible that the stuff you're allergic to lasts longer in your body than the epi. Quite often more doses are needed, and the majority of auto injectors only give one without sketchy off-label methods.
You got that right. Every fire department trains different but for someone to all of a sudden try to be a firefighter and tell the chief or whoever they've got experience from watching a hollywood fake story is just sad to see
I've been a First Responder for 20 years and you can feel yourself getting stupid watching these shows. And people argue with me about what they saw on 911 and Lone Star because what the hell do I know right? LOL
Sad how your education was worthless, BECAUSE they googled it and know what to do! Seriously hard eye rolling! But you do CPR and they wake up and are fine....... uh no!
So I was thinking of maby becoming a firefighter but I saw some videos of training camp and it seemed like a tone of work. Is it like that for every fire station. Is every fire station's training different? -Alex
The algorithm introduced me to you who in turn promptly showed me that the crappy TV we do get imported to the UK has nothing on the stuff none of of our networks have picked up. For good reason. I think every kid is taught (drilled into us in the 70s, can't say about now, but nephews often talk of fire training) to not open a door if it's hot, dampen a towel and stay close to the floor. You know, the basics. Your videos are funny and educational, keep it up. A comedy YT channel could well save lives, and in the meantime, entertains us. So thank you.
I would be deeply concerned about the man who just dislocated his shoulder for the first time but was able to manipulate himself into saving his partner. Like, there should be a lot more agony. The first time I dislocated a shoulder I was in so much pain I was incapable of screaming until after I had put my shoulder back in place. Then I screamed, a lot.
When I was a ski patroller, disco shoulders were probably in the top 5 most painful injuries I dealt with much of the time. (According to the "how much is my patient reacting until we get some pain relief going" scale) Then you get the guy walking into the infirmary with a dislocated shoulder 2 hours after you reduced his last dislocated shoulder, who apparently went right back to snowboarding and hasn't miraculously improved since his last injury.
The one thing I know about shoulder dislocation is that a friend of mine had that happen, well he was a big dude and he fainted because of the pain and yeah his shoulder didn't become flexible also.
It’s funny how the body’s automatic responses don’t exist in their world, you know like blinding pain and inflammation of injured areas. On a side note, a friend of mine had a constant problem with his shoulder dislocating. He said after a while it barely hurt (comparatively to the original) and it would slip back in with just a little manipulation. It was sore and wouldn’t move proper for a couple days afterward but he was able to get through the day fairly easily.
@@stuckgrenadepin.225 My dad's is like that. It used to go out every once in awhile from jumping into the pool it was so loose... he got good at putting it back in. He had surgery now
@@Vandyno the first time I saw it happen was a bit disconcerting, but I got to be a hand at helping him put it back in. Just jumping in the pool? Damn. I hope it’s a lot better after the surgery. My friend’s wasn’t that bad.
That's the kind of line that makes me think I should start writing again. I overthought myself out of writing a book because I so badly wanted it to make sense but someone thought that was perfectly acceptable to write down and have other people say?
I'm seriously concerned for anyone who can look at an epi-pen, take off the cover, and then manage to "inject it" backwards. The packaging has instructions EVERYWHERE on it. It is maybe the most stupid proof thing I've ever seen other than a Fire Extinguisher.
@@deadskimountaineer Idk about other people, but when my brother got his first Epi-pen, our entire family trained with it just in case. I don't know why you wouldn't practice with it a bit if you were going to carry one.
@@Jcod_ you can't practice a lot. most health insurance copany's cover 2 epipens a year and the price is like $500 - $1K if you have to pay for them thay's what happens when big pharma get's their claws on a product.
I know _nothing_ about firefighting or EMT-ing, and I basically have no common sense in real-world situations (to say the least), but now I'm totally hooked on this channel. Very binge-able!
These videos are so amazing! lol the first time dislocation was hilarious! i popped both my shoulders years ago, so i could do this no problem but that first time is so painful and near impossible to do yourself! and NO regular person would be able to do it on their own. I am honestly so happy you make these! great entertainment! keep em coming! I'm not even a firefighter and i watch these and say to myself well why the hell would they do that. they literally make their jobs 1000% more difficult.
This is the exact reason why shows like these shouldn't exist; it makes society dumber as a whole when even one person tries to apply any of this into reality.
or use their TV education to accuse real professionals of doing it wrong. That happens a lot more than it should. Although it shouldn't happen at all i guess.
I’m not a firefighter or first responder anything but god do i love you’re videos. They’re hilarious and call out some not so immediately obvious stuff to people who don’t deal with these things every day.
At this point they're not even messing up professional knowledge, but like failing at basic common sense. If they keep on like this FDC will be able to outsource these videos to a 10 year old who will still be able to call out this BS.
In fairness, iirc there was a line scripted in to explain that he had dislocated his shoulder before. Plus there's an early scene where he does the shoulder dislocation routine for high jinx at the police station.
@@Grantidge69I’ve dislocated my shoulder plenty of times and it’s never resulted in me being able to handle it better. I have loose ligaments, HeDS and everything and it’s never made dislocations easier. Unless he’s the type of hyper mobile person that is incredibly flexible and it kind of PASSES for dislocation, frequent dislocations will actually worsen symptoms and the maneuverability of the joint rather than strengthen it. The only thing you’ll get used to is the pain.
I was telling my wife "this is complete BS, that beam takes several hundred pounds of force to move, why can't they just recline the seat? Why aren't they using the extrication equipment to remove the B pillar and take the dude out? Why is a single grown man pulling on a rope and magically keeping the metal from moving?"
I'm not surprised by the epi usage. I had a nurse at the community college I went to who I asked for help learning how to use one. She did the same thing, pulled the top, and rammed it down on my leg, upside-down. It was the trainer that comes with the pack but was still funny.
As someone with half a brain, this show in general pisses me off. I don't really get who this show was made for, seeing as how much it insults the people that actually do the job's intelligence, as well as the intelligence of the people that watch it.
At that point I'd hang up and recall 911 saying there's a home intruder and he's tied me up, I'm sure someone in the SWAT team would know how to use an epi pen.
That's the most insane part. Even if he did mange to dislocate his shoulder and could tolerate the pain (both are unusual, but at leat possible) , it's not like it would help him!
No joke, the thought of being told to dislocate my shoulder or having someone do it is actually one of my top 10 nightmares. That’s above being crushed by something heavy like a steel beam at #11.
Also why is nobody talking about the fact that YOU CAN'T REALLY USE A DISLOCATED LIMB PROPERLY, I've dislocated my knee before and it didn't send anything to my brain receptors until it was back in place, i doubt i could've used it to walk
As an ex autobody tech the last one really bothered me even of she was actually being crushed from what I've seen on honda elements that b pillar is the least load bearing pillarand could probably cut that pillar and pull her out without losing much structurally integrity
I dislocated my shoulder when I was younger, about 13. I fell off my parent's deck. Dislocating it wasn't that bad, just a sharp pain and then my whole arm just went numb. Getting it back in was the painful part. You really never forget that kind of pain.
Literally just watched this show, and as soon as the beam scene came up, i was like “i bet he will make a green screen of this.” Thank you 😊 Also love this series so much 🤣🤣
No no no, you've clearly missed the point. The dude is into bondage, that obviously means he must be into pain play too. Dislocating his shoulder is just adding some spice to his love life. Looks like they're gonna add asphyxiation play into it too.
What about when they get to the Dad on the other side and almost instantly cut the beam off and it's cut right next to his body. What about in 911 (not lone star) when thy try and lift a tank off a guy with just a rope, wtf. Also he finds a fire extinguisher laying on its side and tries to use it. On it's side means it's been used and empty.
In a shipyard, fire extinguishers are always on their side cause if they get bumped a certain way, they can explode (so I've been told) the best way to tell if it's empty is pick it up or check the pin/seal
@@davidfitwe I didn't say it was mounted, I work as a safety tech at a shipyard and was just stating we lay down our fire bottles to prevent any possible explosions, our extinguishers must be able to be accessed within seconds and are equipped with pins, seals, inspection date tags, and company tags. I didn't find anything in OSHA or NAVSEA about having to lay them down but all of the shipyards in the area do it so there must be a reason.
@@elizabethhusser8942 There was an episode of ER. a portable oxygen tank was on a gurney, when something knocked the valve off, turning it into a missle causing damage until in flew vinto the ambulance bay. If that was based on a real incident, I have no idea.
I cannot think of a reason why laying a fire extinguisher horizontal would be more safe than standing it upright. Less likely to be hit by a forklift maybe? Otherwise it sounds like some jobsworth was just trying to make themselves seem important or they were joking. The only time I have seen them stored horizontally is in vehicles.
For the record, my friend worked for a steel fabrication factory that made beams like those, he said they weight in at 700 pounds per foot. 8 foot beam weighs in at 5600 pounds.
They look a little small for that, in my opinion. I am a structural steel fabricator. Just today worked on a beam thicker and wider than those, nearly 60 feet long. Five ton crane worked on it just fine.
It is a well-known fact that American car seats have special I-beam locking devices, that detect the presence of I-beams crushing a passenger and then lock the seat in place so they can’t get out. This is part of the lizard people’s plan to bleed more insurance money from the unsuspecting public. WAKE UP SHEEPLE
2:22 I have never once had anyone on a call who said "we gotta move!" or "hurry up guys!" who was actually helpful or doing anything remotely useful or that actually sped things up. It just makes people get amped for no reason. You don't think we already know to move with a purpose when it's serious? Calm down or go sit in the truck yeesh.
I don't know anything about any emergency service, or about any of these shows, and TH-cam still recommended this to me out of the blue. I am 110% here for this, these videos are fantastic.
"I want you to dislocate your shoulder"
Me: "Could you just maybe send us an ambulance?"
"No time, pop your shoulder out like a LEGO, stop being a baby"
@@bodenking r/cursedcomments
“NO TIME. DISLOCATE YOUR SHOULDER”
Ambulance crew: Runs in, pays no attention to dude tied up, administrators epi, throws pt on cot starts wheeling her out. Last guy out looks at bondage dude "your doing it wrong" and walks out.
Medical insurance.
Nuff said.
Watching him call out Hollywood is a blast.
It is.. it really is! Lol
Yes
I found myself doing it while watching S.W.A.T. the other night. Note that I'm not, nor have I ever been LEO.
Don't think this counts as Hollywood.
You would think they would learn to talk to actual fire fighters or police officers
Love how the dispatcher had that handy bondage position reference open on her computer so quickly. Must have had it bookmarked. You know, just in case.
That actually is half way believable considering what I've heard ends up at the ER 😁
Do you not?
Don't employers monitor what their employees are looking at on their work computer? She has some explaining to do 😂
@@chibiprussia5574She has the collateral duty as the HR supervisor.
Who is going to complain about her?
Caller: "Hey, I uh... got something stuck... _inside_ me."
Bookmarks->BadDragon
Dispatcher: "Okay, is it the..."
1:56
I love how the beam is delicately resting on her chest and she’s like "I can’t breath!!"
It’s not even on her chest it looks like she is holding it up. Hell she is even LEANING FORWARD
"Honey,if you can speak clearly,you're breathing."(unless i misunderstood something in EMT class)
@@christinebonner2210
Or like….at all in real life😂😂😂😂😂 if you’re talkin you’re breathin 😂😂😂😂
Don’t worry she’s fine…gravity is holding the beam up off her chest just enough for her to breathe
The beam was clearly just painted cardboard. Not very dangerous at all.
1:32 "Wait, gravity holds things UP!?"
I'm not going to lie, combined with your expressions, that was the funniest shit I've heard in years.
Not only his facial expressions but his tone of voice also! 😂
Not to mention that was the CAPTAIN saying that. I’d like to know what school taught that.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
yeah and planes fly because gravity holds them in the air
Hollywood really doesn't understand how painful a dislocation actually is. It's such a ridiculous movie/TV trope.
Had a dislocation once. I wanted to die.
Had a PT not too long ago with a dislo. Our protocol doesn't let us put it back, so we didn't, even though he was BEGGING us because he was in agonizing pain. I feel for that dude :/
The only pain worse than a dislocation I ever had was when I shattered my right shin
I dislocated my patella and it subluxed back......in a very not kind way. I blacked out for several minutes. Oh and people heard my patella hit bone like 100 yards away. FUN TIMES! /s
@@TheQballChannel
What kind of PT are you doing, tf?
That’s a injury that needs immediate attention
Watching these are more entertaining than the shows will ever be.
I have been a vol. for 25 years and I watch these shows simply because it was something to watch. Now with fire department chronicles I watch them just to wait to see what’s gonna be green screened. Lmfao
Ageed!
@Mr. Banana hello, fellow banana
@@DashingBanana Why hello there
Absolutely!🇺🇸
Dispatcher: “Okay I want you to dislocate your shoulder, now after you do that I want you to run towards a wall, kick off of it and do a back flip. While in mid air, don’t worry gravity will hold you up, you can easily slip out of the chain, and I want you to slowly float down to the ground with both feet under you....you’re welcome” *hangs up*
Yes, because WHAT IS PAIN, EH??
@@UnashamedFollowerofChrist no pain no game.
Internet access in dispatch? We couldn't get the Sun-Sentinel because Websense flagged it as a "gambling" website but go ahead and find top ten bondage positions.
🤣🤣🤣
Wait a minute where is ambulance? What kind 911 operator is? she get fired for not calling emergency help
So let me get this right, according to IMDB, for this episode there were: one director; one director of cinematography; one writer; one staff writer; two executive story editors; two script supervisors; one script coordinator; *fifteen* producers; and five or six actors directly involved in the scene, but not one single person, out of ~30 people, saw/heard the line "The only thing holding them up is gravity" and it didn't raise a red flag with *any* of them?! I realise none of them are scientists but one would expect that some, if not all of them, had some sort of basic, or even remedial, science-included education and would understand the very basics of the concept of gravity? People aren't really this dumb, are they? Are they?!? *
* Rhetorical, I already know the answer.
This is the show where one of the 'firefighters' says 'on the count of 3, 3-2-1-go'... These producers, writers and actors can't even be trusted to count to 3...
It was probably just the coolest sounding phrase they came up with that week.
I like to remember that half the population is below average intelligence.
@@mattiOTX I like to remember some elementary school math, so I know what you wrote is (ironically) dumb 😅
@@peterpiper5064 well if they are teaching statistics in elementary schools then I'm impressed. What I'm not impressed about is your ability to be sarcastic, it's lacking much like your IQ.
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A year later is it still helping?
As an aspiring mechanical engineer, I am horrified at the falsehood that Hollywood portrayed here.
Gravity goes sideways, thank you very much.
It certainly went sideways for the Hindenburg.
@@Quinntus79 too soon
@@Charlie-yv3ib Nah, Hindenburn jokes are always good.
@@jamesharding3459 is that supposed to be that way..... Cuz I just laughed my ass off for the last 10 minutes
@@Quinntus79 and the costa Concordia
Someone dig up Isaac Newton and tell him he’s wrong
🤣
Well you only need to dig the hole, the 'up' parts works by itself apparently
That comment was awesome! Nothing says love like a fireman commenting on Isaac Newton!
He isn't buried. His spinning is powering a power plant right now.
I too rolled on the ground after that oh my goodness! 🤣
@@LucasL512 Why do you think we bury the dead? Life would get a little wierd with corpses floating around.
"Rampart this is squad 51, we have male, about 30 years old, restrained in bondage equipment, request permission to dislocate his shoulder to get him free," "51, this is doctor Bracket, Johnny, I told you and Roy to stop drinking and doing drugs on the on the job"
I loved that show!!!
I loved that show, and may I say, you said that wonderfully! 😆 🤣
NICE reference!. I firmly believe that show is WAY more accurately portrayed than these other ones (but not 100% of course, also, I'm not a firefighter by any means at all so I am simply guessing).
what show is this from? just from that little blurb it already sounds 100 times better than lone star
@@lisahewes212 Actual Bob Cinader, the producer said all rescues for Emergency had to come from the logs of fire departments around the country. Randy Mantooth said that every rescue they went on actually happened somewhere.
2:30 yeah I got real suspicious of that too as the beam if it would have moved at all would've gone backward and crushed her, or even gone up hitting her slowly in the jaw and then crushing her.
This dude is doing what Hollywood and the media have been trying to do and mostly failing, that is to be entertaining and actually informative and educational.
Exciting scenarios that show accurately how firefighters save people: *exist*
This Show: sex dungeon.
But It's not totally wrong. I think everyone in the medical sector has this wonderful experience of perverts needing help. And I really like the bullshit story their tell first. Like ohh I slipped and fell naked onto the cola can 😂
@@sebastianschmidt566 The worst/best call I had in that regard was a very young couple (I think 15/16/17 or something) having their _first time_ together - but they both were nervous and a little unprepared, so when the pain hit her she cramped. You can probably imagine that emergency dispatch was not the first thing they tried, but in the end we were the better option than calling their parents, so when we got there he was trapped for almost an hour already. Unfortunately our medical director at the time didn't allow us to use antispasmodic medication for anyone under the age of 18 and the situation didn't lend itself to natural relaxation of the muscles. So the only thing we could do was to load both of them (naked as they were) on our stretcher, cover them with multiple blankets and carefully drive them to the hospital. We obviously called ahead to the ER and in coordination with the charge nurse we decided to use the "contamination entrance" (a second entrance that is away from everything else, usually for infectious patients) to have as little exposure as possible for these poor souls. Still, having this experience during your first time... they were probably scarred for life.
@@QemeH i legit feel so bad for them all the stress probably made it worse and it must feel so weird to be the center of attention with something like this
@Paul Martin Or that one lonely lady who calls about once a month because something around the house is hidden SOMEWHERE where it probably doesn't belong.
*cough* an aerosol can in a c00ch *cough cough*
I wish I was making that up, unfortunately
My Mom told the wonderful stories of men with pencils, pens, radio antennas, wine stoppers, and just about anything that wasn't a buttplug stuck up their asses.
And all the stupid bullshit that they came up with to explain it away.
Problem is I feel sorry for Jason because he actually has to watch these shows for his material. That’s a true hero. Thank you for your service!
HEH nailed it!
When you watch it as a comedy, instead of a drama, it gets better.
You know him and his buddies are MST3K-ing it on slow shifts
Your sacrifice will not be forgotten...
As someone who uses an EpiPen I love how hers has no case or blue safety cap.
Looked like a tide stain pen.
Looked like a thin glue stick
1:46 Got it Sir, I'll just turn up the Gravitational Constant of the universe a little bit.
I read somewhere that if the gravity of the universe somehow increases a little bit we all die or something like that
"Maybe move the seat back?"
Me:
-Who are you? Who are so wise in the ways of science?
A duck
“And that is why we believe the earth to be banana shaped...”
@@terristroh3965 no its shaped like a velociraptor
You, know, if a dislocated shoulder just made you more flexible while you can still use your arms perfectly, why the hell do we have joints in the first place?
Hollywood.
Joints are highly overrated. Just ask someone with Ehlers-Danlos syndrome, like me.
I mean i can dislocate my shoulders at will. Incredibly useful. Did it in a martial arts match once. Got out of an arm bar
@@asideofsalt.6645
Okay, Mr Transformer. But Martial Arts isn’t exactly a common occurrence to dislocate yourself
@@Clarity_Control maybe more people who can do it should do martial arts?
@@asideofsalt.6645 I can't believe I have to breathe the same air as you
"Guys, the beams are falling, we need more gravity now!” Absolutely love it 👍
bro i lost it there lol
Aren't you supposed to check in to the hospital after any episode of anaphylaxis even if you use the EpiPen immediately?
Yeah, the EpiPen buys you time to get qualified medical attention.
Probably, or at least have an ambo to check you out.
Yes, you are supposed to
It's also entirely possible that the stuff you're allergic to lasts longer in your body than the epi. Quite often more doses are needed, and the majority of auto injectors only give one without sketchy off-label methods.
@buffalo wt yeah, in case of emergency and an attacker, that's my weapon, into an organ and they are probably screwed
the people making this show know more about bondage than firefighting clearly lol
As an Australian, I can confirm that's how gravity works here.
"Gravity holds things up" you don't have to be in the ems field to know that is wrong.
Maybe he's Australian?
Even then they'd be wrong.
Thats just the ground harnesses.
I think they meant that the weight of the beams in the front of the truck were holding the beam on her up. So in a way gravity was holding the beam up
@@nonnaurbisness3013 Sounds more like the law of the lever.
"Guys, these beams are falling, we need more gravity NOW!"
I lost it after that.😂😂😂
The real tragedy is when people watch this stuff and think it’s accurate.
I know several of these people
And then try to apply it to the real world
😂
@@JamesSchulte or expect firefighters to apply it 🤦🏻♂️
You got that right. Every fire department trains different but for someone to all of a sudden try to be a firefighter and tell the chief or whoever they've got experience from watching a hollywood fake story is just sad to see
I've been a First Responder for 20 years and you can feel yourself getting stupid watching these shows. And people argue with me about what they saw on 911 and Lone Star because what the hell do I know right? LOL
I always to my emts when you are on the street you could be 100% right but some dummy with a cellphone camera will ruin you
@@sturnie1 cellphones and "social media" gave voices to the virtue signalers or as I call them, the village idiots
Sad how your education was worthless, BECAUSE they googled it and know what to do! Seriously hard eye rolling! But you do CPR and they wake up and are fine....... uh no!
So I was thinking of maby becoming a firefighter but I saw some videos of training camp and it seemed like a tone of work. Is it like that for every fire station. Is every fire station's training different?
-Alex
@@TheRebeLLynn if you take away people's phones the majority of the population suddenly knows nothing and has no opinion because they can't look it up
The algorithm introduced me to you who in turn promptly showed me that the crappy TV we do get imported to the UK has nothing on the stuff none of of our networks have picked up. For good reason. I think every kid is taught (drilled into us in the 70s, can't say about now, but nephews often talk of fire training) to not open a door if it's hot, dampen a towel and stay close to the floor. You know, the basics.
Your videos are funny and educational, keep it up. A comedy YT channel could well save lives, and in the meantime, entertains us. So thank you.
I'm training to be a volunteer firefighter and your videos are bloody hilarious 😂 thank you so much for your videos!
I would be deeply concerned about the man who just dislocated his shoulder for the first time but was able to manipulate himself into saving his partner.
Like, there should be a lot more agony.
The first time I dislocated a shoulder I was in so much pain I was incapable of screaming until after I had put my shoulder back in place.
Then I screamed, a lot.
For the sake of argument, the guy could have been that much of a pain desensitized masochist to shrug off (heh) a dislocation.
When I was a ski patroller, disco shoulders were probably in the top 5 most painful injuries I dealt with much of the time. (According to the "how much is my patient reacting until we get some pain relief going" scale) Then you get the guy walking into the infirmary with a dislocated shoulder 2 hours after you reduced his last dislocated shoulder, who apparently went right back to snowboarding and hasn't miraculously improved since his last injury.
Some people have a high pain tolerance but there is no way that guy was not screaming.
My shoulder muscles just seized in sympathy
even Mel Gibson shows more discomfort than that.
Orange to the thigh, blue to the sky. Thats what I learned in my first aid responder training. That lesson has never left me
The one thing I know about shoulder dislocation is that a friend of mine had that happen, well he was a big dude and he fainted because of the pain and yeah his shoulder didn't become flexible also.
It’s funny how the body’s automatic responses don’t exist in their world, you know like blinding pain and inflammation of injured areas. On a side note, a friend of mine had a constant problem with his shoulder dislocating. He said after a while it barely hurt (comparatively to the original) and it would slip back in with just a little manipulation. It was sore and wouldn’t move proper for a couple days afterward but he was able to get through the day fairly easily.
@@stuckgrenadepin.225 My dad's is like that. It used to go out every once in awhile from jumping into the pool it was so loose... he got good at putting it back in.
He had surgery now
@@Vandyno the first time I saw it happen was a bit disconcerting, but I got to be a hand at helping him put it back in. Just jumping in the pool? Damn. I hope it’s a lot better after the surgery. My friend’s wasn’t that bad.
Why is the size or build of the body am indicator for "strength" or endurance of pain...being a big dude what does it change?
Yeah, drove my brother to the hospital with a dislocated shoulder once. Was not a pretty trip.
I love how there seems to be a chopper flying inside your helmet. Truly the epitome of quality green screen.
2:36 my exact though
Why must they explain everything to each other like this is all their first time doing this.
The script writers went to the school of tell, don't show...the same school that teaches that gravity hold things up evidently too...
given their choices... this may well be their first time doing anything.
@@ConclusiveConfusion TRUE
Exposition.
@@Ogrematic They should leave that to Austin Power's boss, Nigel Exposition.
Gravity is holding things up OMG, who wrote that down and thought yeah thats cool
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That's the kind of line that makes me think I should start writing again. I overthought myself out of writing a book because I so badly wanted it to make sense but someone thought that was perfectly acceptable to write down and have other people say?
I'm seriously concerned for anyone who can look at an epi-pen, take off the cover, and then manage to "inject it" backwards. The packaging has instructions EVERYWHERE on it. It is maybe the most stupid proof thing I've ever seen other than a Fire Extinguisher.
It does happen more than it should, many people are handling their epi pen for the first time when they deploy it.
@@deadskimountaineer Idk about other people, but when my brother got his first Epi-pen, our entire family trained with it just in case. I don't know why you wouldn't practice with it a bit if you were going to carry one.
The only thing more stupid-proof is that doohickey they give the military that says, "THIS SIDE TOWARD ENEMY" on it.
@@Jcod_
you can't practice a lot. most health insurance copany's cover 2 epipens a year and the price is like $500 - $1K if you have to pay for them thay's what happens when big pharma get's their claws on a product.
Well he really isnt injecting her so
I know _nothing_ about firefighting or EMT-ing, and I basically have no common sense in real-world situations (to say the least), but now I'm totally hooked on this channel. Very binge-able!
These videos are so amazing! lol the first time dislocation was hilarious! i popped both my shoulders years ago, so i could do this no problem but that first time is so painful and near impossible to do yourself! and NO regular person would be able to do it on their own.
I am honestly so happy you make these! great entertainment! keep em coming! I'm not even a firefighter and i watch these and say to myself well why the hell would they do that. they literally make their jobs 1000% more difficult.
"Yes, just casually dislocate your shoulder. It's a perfectly normal thing to do."
And the rest is just.... WOW.
This is the exact reason why shows like these shouldn't exist; it makes society dumber as a whole when even one person tries to apply any of this into reality.
or use their TV education to accuse real professionals of doing it wrong. That happens a lot more than it should.
Although it shouldn't happen at all i guess.
The CSI effect has come for First Responders Now...
Help Us ALL....
That might actually be the entire point.
I think if you are trying to apply anything that happens in a fictional show to real life, then you are already dumb.
One of the only good shows about this was Emergency (from the 80s), and the whole point is that they were trying to be more realistic about stuff
I would love to see a series that actually gets advice from people like this guy to get better writing in the shows.
It’s called Emergency! and they stopped making it 40 years ago 🙄😂
Except they won’t because it would stifle their creative juices.
Don’t worry, Cap! he’s holding back the 60,000 lbs.of steel beams with that SWEET rope right there. 😂😂😂😂😂. You’re killing me, here!!
I’m not a firefighter or first responder anything but god do i love you’re videos. They’re hilarious and call out some not so immediately obvious stuff to people who don’t deal with these things every day.
At this point they're not even messing up professional knowledge, but like failing at basic common sense. If they keep on like this FDC will be able to outsource these videos to a 10 year old who will still be able to call out this BS.
Ah, the "shoulder dislocation move to free yourself" move popularized by fictional character Martin Riggs.
I'm too old for this Shhh
In fairness, iirc there was a line scripted in to explain that he had dislocated his shoulder before. Plus there's an early scene where he does the shoulder dislocation routine for high jinx at the police station.
@@Grantidge69yup he did actually dislocate his shoulder before which is why, according to him, it’s easy for it to be dislocated again.
@@Grantidge69I’ve dislocated my shoulder plenty of times and it’s never resulted in me being able to handle it better. I have loose ligaments, HeDS and everything and it’s never made dislocations easier. Unless he’s the type of hyper mobile person that is incredibly flexible and it kind of PASSES for dislocation, frequent dislocations will actually worsen symptoms and the maneuverability of the joint rather than strengthen it. The only thing you’ll get used to is the pain.
Important to note Riggs is a sucidial maniac, and is not indicative of a normal person.
"You guys need to start holding trainings" I roared out laughing so hard my roommate asked if I was ok from 2 rooms away
1:20 is when your shift ends and you just want to go home😂
People before Isaac Newton discover gravity be like 1:31
I was telling my wife "this is complete BS, that beam takes several hundred pounds of force to move, why can't they just recline the seat? Why aren't they using the extrication equipment to remove the B pillar and take the dude out? Why is a single grown man pulling on a rope and magically keeping the metal from moving?"
It's called 🌈*imagination*🌈!
And why use a rope you secure that shit with hooks and chains
That man was THE HULK
These are the funniest and strangely calming.
*TRY TO CATCH ME HOWLING AT THE MOON!!!!*
*Smoke-eating spiderman!*
I'm not surprised by the epi usage. I had a nurse at the community college I went to who I asked for help learning how to use one. She did the same thing, pulled the top, and rammed it down on my leg, upside-down. It was the trainer that comes with the pack but was still funny.
0:10 911 Managers on the right wondering where they are going to be working tomorrow....
As a person who caries an EpiPen, this angers me
Same Mick. Same.
Well maybe you should ask your doctor for those sweet ass instant EpiPen. 😅😅😅 jk jk
Yo same
As someone with half a brain, this show in general pisses me off. I don't really get who this show was made for, seeing as how much it insults the people that actually do the job's intelligence, as well as the intelligence of the people that watch it.
Hope everyone is doing good here! :)
I've learned more about avoiding mistakes in TV and movie writing from MST3K and this guy than any writer's course anywhere. 😁
MST3K and Jason is the crossover we both need and deserve.
Always the best part of my day
These always brighten my day!
The whole gravity holds things up is making me laugh 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆😂😂😂
SPOILER:
"I need you to dislocate your shoulder"
W H A T.
Become double jointed! "What??" *JUST DO IT!*
At that point I'd hang up and recall 911 saying there's a home intruder and he's tied me up, I'm sure someone in the SWAT team would know how to use an epi pen.
That's the most insane part. Even if he did mange to dislocate his shoulder and could tolerate the pain (both are unusual, but at leat possible) , it's not like it would help him!
No joke, the thought of being told to dislocate my shoulder or having someone do it is actually one of my top 10 nightmares.
That’s above being crushed by something heavy like a steel beam at #11.
Top 3 nightmares i have regularly in my dreams ...
1: Nuke.
2: fried to death slowly by electricity.
3: Crushed to death.
Also why is nobody talking about the fact that YOU CAN'T REALLY USE A DISLOCATED LIMB PROPERLY, I've dislocated my knee before and it didn't send anything to my brain receptors until it was back in place, i doubt i could've used it to walk
"The only thing holding it up is gravity" me: what goes down, must come up I guess :l
Y'all. These green screens are even better than the shorts.
The Gravity thing really gets me, they wrote that in and went "yep"
I must say this is your best work yet! My wife goes through a similar play by play from me at home. Who the hell do they consult with on these shows?!
Their 4 year olds I’d guess
As an ex autobody tech the last one really bothered me even of she was actually being crushed from what I've seen on honda elements that b pillar is the least load bearing pillarand could probably cut that pillar and pull her out without losing much structurally integrity
I dislocated my shoulder when I was younger, about 13. I fell off my parent's deck. Dislocating it wasn't that bad, just a sharp pain and then my whole arm just went numb. Getting it back in was the painful part. You really never forget that kind of pain.
I hope they never stop making this show, so FDC can keep destroying them!😂
The best part of these is that people are consulted to make these things accurate
Sciene: gravity pulls stuff down
9 1 1 lonestar: pft yeah right
MAYBE START GOOGLING BONDAGING AND TELL HIM HE PUT THE EPI PEN BACKWORDS.
Never fails to make me chuckle...
“The only thing holding it up is gravity”… ahah! My new favourite, stupid line 🤣
just gonna say I’m already in love with this video just from the title. will follow up when finished.
still in love. the video and I will have a spring wedding. good day.
The worst part about these videos is when is over!!! And that airbag joke was hilarious!!!!
I love watching him point out the glaring lack of reality in these ridiculous shows
Literally just watched this show, and as soon as the beam scene came up, i was like “i bet he will make a green screen of this.” Thank you 😊
Also love this series so much 🤣🤣
"The only thing holding them up is gravity." I lost it.
I'm with a couple of other commenters in believing that he's the ghost of a firefighter killed by their dumbassery and is now haunting them.
No no no, you've clearly missed the point. The dude is into bondage, that obviously means he must be into pain play too. Dislocating his shoulder is just adding some spice to his love life. Looks like they're gonna add asphyxiation play into it too.
Masochism is a brilliant gift...isnt it.....
I fuckin hate BDSM people man
@@MainMite06 until the pain is actually telling you to seek emergency medical attention.
@@MainMite06 sadomasochism, it's the *extreme* version.
What about when they get to the Dad on the other side and almost instantly cut the beam off and it's cut right next to his body. What about in 911 (not lone star) when thy try and lift a tank off a guy with just a rope, wtf. Also he finds a fire extinguisher laying on its side and tries to use it. On it's side means it's been used and empty.
In a shipyard, fire extinguishers are always on their side cause if they get bumped a certain way, they can explode (so I've been told) the best way to tell if it's empty is pick it up or check the pin/seal
@@elizabethhusser8942 1 I find that very hard to believe. 2 they weren't in a shipyard. 3 it was on the ground sideways, not mounted sideways.
@@davidfitwe I didn't say it was mounted, I work as a safety tech at a shipyard and was just stating we lay down our fire bottles to prevent any possible explosions, our extinguishers must be able to be accessed within seconds and are equipped with pins, seals, inspection date tags, and company tags. I didn't find anything in OSHA or NAVSEA about having to lay them down but all of the shipyards in the area do it so there must be a reason.
@@elizabethhusser8942
There was an episode of ER. a portable oxygen tank was on a gurney, when something knocked the valve off, turning it into a missle causing damage until in flew vinto the ambulance bay. If that was based on a real incident, I have no idea.
I cannot think of a reason why laying a fire extinguisher horizontal would be more safe than standing it upright. Less likely to be hit by a forklift maybe? Otherwise it sounds like some jobsworth was just trying to make themselves seem important or they were joking. The only time I have seen them stored horizontally is in vehicles.
You know its a good day when Fire Department Chronicles uploads
Blue to the sky, orange to the thigh. Remember it lads, you could save a life.
Jason, not sure if anyone told you this today but, you’re awesome!!! Love your channel! Thanks for all that you do ♥️
“All we need is halligan’s!”, should be a T-shirt.
For the record, my friend worked for a steel fabrication factory that made beams like those, he said they weight in at 700 pounds per foot. 8 foot beam weighs in at 5600 pounds.
They look a little small for that, in my opinion. I am a structural steel fabricator. Just today worked on a beam thicker and wider than those, nearly 60 feet long. Five ton crane worked on it just fine.
It takes a lot of skill to mess up possibly the easiest first aid tool to use. I mean EpiPen commercials used to be all over the place.
not to mention all the instructions ALL OVER the thing.
I didn't search for these videos , I'm not complaining , I'm binge watching them...
"We need more gravity now!!" Oh my word Jason, you're brilliant :D
1:39 hahahaha "gravity holds things up? " hahahah
Wait a second?!...I thought when a load shifted it went forward?!...
Lone star is filmed in another galaxy, *that's why the gravity lifts you up!*
Couldn't they have gone in the back door, adjusted the seat back and the slant of it and pull her out that way? Or don't car seats adjust in America.
It is a well-known fact that American car seats have special I-beam locking devices, that detect the presence of I-beams crushing a passenger and then lock the seat in place so they can’t get out. This is part of the lizard people’s plan to bleed more insurance money from the unsuspecting public. WAKE UP SHEEPLE
But then we would not get to use the magic air bags we got from the Fairy Queen would we
They couldn’t do it that way because it would be to boring if they rescued her that easily.
Considering how fucked up America is, I wouldn't be surprised
@@liesdamnlies3372 five more minutes. I’m nice and warm under my sheets.
Iam actually impressed they used the Airbags in an almost correct way... thats the most accuracy i have seen in one of these shows to date :P
"Guys, the beams are falling, we need more gravity now!"
🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm dying.
2:22 I have never once had anyone on a call who said "we gotta move!" or "hurry up guys!" who was actually helpful or doing anything remotely useful or that actually sped things up. It just makes people get amped for no reason. You don't think we already know to move with a purpose when it's serious? Calm down or go sit in the truck yeesh.
The weight of the beams stacked on the beams that were falling off were keeping them up. So in a round about way gravity was holding the beams up
Day8 of asking him to green screen himself into Planes: Fire & Rescue next
Naw, that's too realistic.
0:55 i just love the still in the background while seeing a reflection of a roof ventilator on this guys helmhet while hes spouting straight facts.
I don't know anything about any emergency service, or about any of these shows, and TH-cam still recommended this to me out of the blue. I am 110% here for this, these videos are fantastic.