I mean, to be fair, Melvin did pull off one hell of a prank. Homeboy senior-pranked so hard, they had to call in: Not the cops, Not the fire department, But a freaking biological unit!
Fun Fact: The dolphin sound from spongebob at 15:19 was actually the call of a kookaburra sped up by 2x. It sounds crazy, but when you listen to a kookaburra call at 2 times speed, it makes sense.
“I just burped and talked at the same time…now I know how Peter Parker felt when he became Spider-Man.”-Scrubs And also 38:40 “telling him that a bog doxing league…”
me: still mad a boy called me stupid because i forgot what the value of X Scrubs/Scruby: still mad because a weird lady said he was to stupid to speak hamster
I did that with my dog. He learned how to whine at specific pitches to tell whether he was hungry, wanted attention, to go on a walk, water, or he needed to go outside.
@@christossas that's like if I were to go to a 6 year old video and quote something someone said in the vid and be like "blah blah blah" - random dude 2021
I like how he makes a big deal when he burps and talks at the same time, and then you just have me on drinking my root beer while I play games and every other word I say I’m burping
26:25 as an idiot who unironically bought and wore a tail they swing around a lot, like you slightly move your leg and it goes into double pendulum mode.
27:20 fun fact 2014 was the year that people actually gassed out a furry convention with chlorine chlorine con is still remembered and regarded as one of the worst convention events (don’t ask me how I know this stuff)
On the 6th day of scrubsmas scrubby gave to me the weirdest kids school, MY SCARIEST EXPERIENCENCESSSSS, my exes were crazy, the cringiest kids on the planet, emo kids tried to fight me, the most insane fight everrrrrrr
Love when scrubby gets overexcited he cant form words BOG DOXING, probably the first time he hasn't caught and corrected himself. But everytime he gets a little hyped he starts kerfuffling his words.
There was this one weird girl, not as weird as the first one but weird. She would constantly every day wear cat ears and hiss at anyone who talked to her.
12:50 There's no place as perfect as Finland: the joke is that Finland has school days that start at about noon, and are easy mode compared to America's hardcore and the majority of Asia veteran mode ( and north Korea's concentration camps, but literal for concentration )
Bruh the girl reminds me of how much I LOVE Animals and can just talk nonstop about species and their Scientific facts and go on and on about Those category’s and will straight up do it for hours even though most people would block out most of it
At my middle school the weird girl was convinced that cats were trying to start a war on dogs and that the cat hairs were feathers and that her dog told her that a tabby cat was trying to rule the world, then she did that she could see a universe called merenia that could only be seen by people who belive in it then she told me she makes rituals in her living room to summon the spirits of dogs to help her win the war. And her parents thought that was cute. And there’s more when one girl touched her head she growled at them then started barking ngl the only reason I pretended to be her friend was to not get in trouble-
I also have an obsession on hamsters. I wouldn't bring a hamster to school. Also, the hamsters were probably squealing because they were fighting. Never put hamsters together. (And no, hamsters can't really 'talk' to each other. They use body language).
Weird girl: “China has an army of hamsters to power the country!” Me, the Thomas and Friends fan that I am: “Gordon: The Fat Controller will not approve of you! Narrator: Edward chuckled”
Kid, get out of fights. They only make you look like the antagonist in the situation. Why does it take aggression to learn a basic lesson?. Well I'm not answering it, you got to figure it out.
I mean, to be fair, Melvin did pull off one hell of a prank. Homeboy senior-pranked so hard, they had to call in:
Not the cops,
Not the fire department,
But a freaking biological unit!
dido
Navy seals team delta 6 moving in watch out for the meat.
Damn
Melvin is a war criminal
can we just appreciate scrubby brushing off the fact that he says "bog doxing"
thank u
Those bogs really need to keep more track of their info
Softe+gangster=district
YESSSSSSSSSSSSS
Dissagree equal bite
“We don’t live in a Percy Jackson book”
Me: well damn
But you would have to stick with what you are when your character fully develops
Where did he say that?
@@n.marekias during the second story
i mean they are good books tho
Damn it
Fun Fact: The dolphin sound from spongebob at 15:19 was actually the call of a kookaburra sped up by 2x. It sounds crazy, but when you listen to a kookaburra call at 2 times speed, it makes sense.
Bro you smart as heck were do you find this info
heard of this
Why didn’t they use the actual sound of a dolphin????
It probably wouldn't have the same effect
@@wendigosmke6750 casual geographic probably
“I just burped and talked at the same time…now I know how Peter Parker felt when he became Spider-Man.”-Scrubs
And also 38:40 “telling him that a bog doxing league…”
I can’t believe I didn’t notice it until now
i cand belive ther is a doxing league who are they doxing
Dog doxing ring
I just love when a bog doxes me on the internet on a warm Friday afternoon
Lmao
I’m Hosea The Hamster, and I approve of this message.
Lmaoo
see right here proves we can speak hamster
Pp
Grr look I am a hamster
I approve your comment
I actually choked on my food when he said he wanted to be a level 7 wizard.
@@nukerane6927 as a level 7 wizard, I agree
Bog doxing ring
@@NinetyOne999 what's a bog doxing ring?
ITS FORCE
@@Gloobus2057 im a level 2, how do you beat lothar, king of demons?
Melvin wasn’t just the dullest tool in the shed, he was the biggest spoon in the drawer that kids would use to dig in the backyard.
Was I the only one who didnt dig with spoons in the backyard
💀
“Bog doxing league” -funny internet story teller
😂😂😂😂😂
58:05You have the right as an American to stand your ground
(Cries in Australian)
ǝlqɐʇɐlǝɹ
@Ryan The knight sʇǝɹɔǝs uɐᴉlɐɹʇsn∀ ʇɥƃᴉu ǝɥ┴ uɐʎɹ@
@Ryan The knight google
*cries in half british half finnish*
"I am confident in saying this because I'm pretty sure that most of my fanbase aren't hamsters" *Loses 60 million subs*
wow he lost more than he has
@@myster1ou5 lmao
@@myster1ou5 he used to have 62 milllion before that video 😕
Me: still mad at that one kid that stole my lunch money
Scrubs: still mad the weird girls saying he was to dumb to speak hamster
me: still mad a boy called me stupid because i forgot what the value of X
Scrubs/Scruby: still mad because a weird lady said he was to stupid to speak hamster
𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙶𝙸𝚁𝙻 𝚃𝙷𝙰𝚃'𝚂 𝙵𝚁𝙾𝙼 𝙰𝚃𝙻𝙰𝙽𝚃𝙸𝚂 .•♫•♬•rereeeee •♬•♫•. The other kids .•♫•♬•rereeere •♬•♫•. Ryan 🅆🅃🄵
plot twist: we actually do we just have no idea
its too, not to
tru
All the dislikes are literally the chinese electricity making hamsters
Im sending more
@@m3rksorcerer *H A M P T E R*
Omg
77 dislikes is not alot
that's actually funny ngl
I taught my cat how to communicate with bodily movements he mainly used it to ask for food or treats though lol
I did that with my dog. He learned how to whine at specific pitches to tell whether he was hungry, wanted attention, to go on a walk, water, or he needed to go outside.
Me:still mad at my techer for giving me a 35 question test then expect me to finish it in five minutes
WHAT!? Did your teacher come from the Shivering Isles of Madness!? The only person who could do that is Steven Hawking!
@@dark_swarmkh3873 Found the elder scrolls fan.
That teacher hated you
Scrubs spitting facts everyday bro
Yep
facts
Am I the only one that feels like listening to Scrubby explain TH-cam would be very enjoyable
“ i would never judge anyone on this channel” - scrubs 2020
Same till this day
2021*
@@christossas they made the comment in december but ok
@@christossas that's like if I were to go to a 6 year old video and quote something someone said in the vid and be like "blah blah blah" - random dude 2021
@@christossas2023*
when he started the speech about the fish i couldnt stop laughing
I like how he makes a big deal when he burps and talks at the same time, and then you just have me on drinking my root beer while I play games and every other word I say I’m burping
Scrubs "I just had a seizure..." Scrubs again "HOLY SHIT IM HAVING A SEIZURE"
This... this comment officer.
@@buffboi5631 hey your just a puppet
Time stamp..?
@@buffboi5631 where did the bad comment hurt you
@@davidpatton6964 If it was somewhere it'd be the whole body.
You thought i'd say brain, lol.
Brup wile talking
“I know know how peater Parker felt when he became Spider-Man”
17:40
This got me
I love how you edited it but still spelled peter wrong😂
@@isaaciscoolemanuel1626 ☠️
@@isaaciscoolemanuel1626 And While
I swear I’ve never heard a more interesting life
Hi robot, is it just me or is this guy gonna have the most wild stories for his grand kids
@@the_real_phatingle yoooooo what’s up brother, dang I keep finding my friends randomly in comment sections. Not just u lol :)
@Ronald Moore it's exhausting as hell though...
Ikr
@@the_real_phatingle Luna too
26:25 as an idiot who unironically bought and wore a tail they swing around a lot, like you slightly move your leg and it goes into double pendulum mode.
Scrubs: she ended up becoming one of the weird cat girls who would like meow at people
Me: this knife run game is kinda cool
That's CS:GO it's not s knife run game, it's just a surfing map
This is so popular that’s been out for about two minutes and already has a crowd ton of people watching it
Hopefully I'll be at his level someday
Do you know what that game that he was playing is called?
@@trentchy552 csgo surf
@@luh.centus2868 thanks bro
Just out here helping with the algorithm
Chicken nugget
@@jesseyagci6495 spicy chicken nugget
Nugget man
I have a look at the top of the day of Christmas and new year to all our products are yours to be able, I was just the same. If
Nuggets
Ryan: his mom got freaky with a fruit ninja
Me:😂🤣
Time stamp
@@Allybestleadernocap somewhere in the 30-50 mins of the video
Just imagine a lady banging a watermelon 🍉🤣
@@animemunchkinnn232 Lmaoooo i cant imagine that💀
@@animemunchkinnn232 I would rather not imagine that 😭
27:20 fun fact 2014 was the year that people actually gassed out a furry convention with chlorine chlorine con is still remembered and regarded as one of the worst convention events (don’t ask me how I know this stuff)
9:23 HAMPSER: AM I A JOKE TO YOU
this is the compilation i need right now
Indeed
Same
Ryan has the best story telling😂
This is a certified hood classic
Sure is peppa pig
Bacon
@Thomas Jefferson ayo Tommy it’s been a sec whatchu doinnnnn
@Thomas Jefferson aye did you win against the British?
Christmas ham
22:34 A truck outside my condo sells ground bananas and condensed milk with ice and called it NANA MILK coincidence? I THINK NOT
"And everyone know that if they don't have opposable thumbs, they can't have an opinion."
Me : What about dogs, *HEH* ?
"alvin and the rest of the chipmunks" i died 💀💀🤣🤣
Same lol
Lmao
On the 6th day of scrubsmas scrubby gave to me the weirdest kids school, MY SCARIEST EXPERIENCENCESSSSS, my exes were crazy, the cringiest kids on the planet, emo kids tried to fight me, the most insane fight everrrrrrr
Tell more
"bog doxxing league"...yes let's start doxxing peat bogs....that's a misspeak for ya :)
Why must you hurt me in this way
Ok I was not the only one who heard that.
29:24 bro. Hold on. Bro, you got kicked outta school, right? (I think I found him)
As a kid, I was obsessed with lizards the same way this girl was obsessed with hamsters, thought I know how to talk to them and everything.
Where you biting people?
@@yoma9021 nah
Love when scrubby gets overexcited he cant form words BOG DOXING, probably the first time he hasn't caught and corrected himself. But everytime he gets a little hyped he starts kerfuffling his words.
When u get to listen to scrubs telling a story while doing homework
I’ll allow it
Edit: don’t steal my crayons
If my crayons we’re getting stolen I would have all my crayons and a dead body
If anyone be stealing my crayons I will handle them in a very special way
This doesn’t even make sense
Im always doing thay
@Takye Kerry Imagine getting stabbed with a blunt baseball bat because you stole some kid's crayons. That would be terrifying.
"Speaking in Parseltounge."
Harry Potter. I see that.
It’s hampseltounge
@@Cellstia underrated
Wow man that was really funny. You should join the circus. Your so #relatable Harry Potter so quirky 🙄🙄🙄
@@Velocity1401_ “wow I’m a person who take things to seriously and hates on other people interests”
@@sirbread621 ok and? Does it look like I care?
Scrubs: so were not gona call any names.
Also Scrubs: Kevin I'm looking at you.
There was this one weird girl, not as weird as the first one but weird. She would constantly every day wear cat ears and hiss at anyone who talked to her.
These stories are amazing
Ikr
Hope you have a good Christmas man
Hola
Q: Did you hear about the shampoo shortage in Jamaica?
A: It's dread-full.
No you
Reverse uno
You too
Woah that was so haha funny. There’s your help with the algorithm have fun 😂👍
12:50 There's no place as perfect as Finland: the joke is that Finland has school days that start at about noon, and are easy mode compared to America's hardcore and the majority of Asia veteran mode ( and north Korea's concentration camps, but literal for concentration )
38:40 “bog doxing” this made me laugh way more than it should have
Fun fact: U think you are first until you reload :D
Lol
@@Masterchef-mn1vx you should have said first in the reply
@@Paimon-ww3gi no
@Captain Chunky .
@Captain Chunky ⁿ⁰
Not going to lie todays videos really early I appreciate it tho
2 hours of my life are going to be used horribly
Hey scrubby thanks for making these videos they really help me sleep it helps my mind calm down thanks man
When the kid says "what is man's best friend" I was like dogs and then I went wide eyed
"You're telling me that hamsters are the Steven Hawking of the animal kingdom" 😂😂😂
but... squids and octopi are the steven hawking of the animal kingdom.
Speaking animal languages is reading there emotions
Ryan you can literally make books and shows about your life
Bruh the girl reminds me of how much I LOVE Animals and can just talk nonstop about species and their Scientific facts and go on and on about Those category’s and will straight up do it for hours even though most people would block out most of it
At my middle school the weird girl was convinced that cats were trying to start a war on dogs and that the cat hairs were feathers and that her dog told her that a tabby cat was trying to rule the world, then she did that she could see a universe called merenia that could only be seen by people who belive in it then she told me she makes rituals in her living room to summon the spirits of dogs to help her win the war. And her parents thought that was cute. And there’s more when one girl touched her head she growled at them then started barking ngl the only reason I pretended to be her friend was to not get in trouble-
gonna be the most interesting 12 days of my life
"Never listen to person named after a vegetable, it never works out"
-Flashbacks to Planet Vegeta's destruction-
No no, he's got a point
When scrubby is flying around in that pixilated game, do you know what game it is
umm, i think its huniepop.
Cod
Oh thx I’ll research
super mario sunshine
"What have people loved throughout the eons? FIGHTING!"
Me: ok...?
"What else do people love? DOGS!"
Me: *I already hate where this is going...*
I also have an obsession on hamsters. I wouldn't bring a hamster to school. Also, the hamsters were probably squealing because they were fighting. Never put hamsters together. (And no, hamsters can't really 'talk' to each other. They use body language).
I always thought that humanity was getting stranger and stranger ever time.....
....Guess I'm right.
Hi right, I'm dad
@@chicken2671 uhh.....DAD, IS THAT YOU!?
The weirdest kid in my middle school would hide in the garbage can
uh like the trash monster in sesame street
"Hamsters are running china's electrical grid" -wewd girl
Weird girl: “China has an army of hamsters to power the country!”
Me, the Thomas and Friends fan that I am:
“Gordon: The Fat Controller will not approve of you!
Narrator: Edward chuckled”
10:25
I didn't know I would ever hear this sentence in my life.
32:47
Just leaving a mark for when I get back nothing special
Scrubby: cat burgers
China: quick quick right that down
Hhaha
Wait how did scrubby know melvins tail was swaying back and forth 🤔🤔
Honestly the hamster girl reminded me of a kid who started to bark and when I asked him why he just looked at me and continued
I love when start uploading these again man love the content
Just one of scrub’s stories is more interesting than my entire life
Epic
Superpawggers
Scrubs: "it's really hard to be weird in elementary school"
Me: Remember kids being called weird for having a grade above a 70 in elementary
The hamsters after she says she wants to re-establish the soviet union: *Confused Pikachu face*
Props on the kid for not punching the hamster girl who bit him
as a hamster i can confirm that this lady said some wack things, like she didn’t form sentences correctly and she insulted gary
Everyone knowing the the kid that had a vegetable for a name was oliver
Well lettuces have the time stamp pls lol
Why do I feel like most of these kids are Luna Lovegood in disguise
did you know if you comment, then comment again in 1-2 hours. you boost the algorithm a lot more.
thanks for the facts
Yo why is scrubby like a role model fr
there are underground dog fighting rings but those are mostly to highly bred bulldogs biting the shit out of eachother
38:41 ah yes the bog doxing league
Middle school as well just fought a kid a grade higher than me g. Also got my guy a girl.. he hooked me up with her friend!!!
The only way to get the best way to get the best way to get the best way for the latest version of the year and the rest of the most popular and
@@arturo2761 wtf did I just read
@@arturo2761 what
Kid, get out of fights. They only make you look like the antagonist in the situation. Why does it take aggression to learn a basic lesson?. Well I'm not answering it, you got to figure it out.
@@cole9777 good sir all I am gonna say is he swung first then we fought I ended the fight and it is what it is
Also after school so no teachers
15:48: not entirely true, there seems to be some evidence that points to Santorini being Atlantis or it being in Western Iberia.
How many spoiled apples do you have if your decrepit pet snake mowed the lawn 55 times when Scrubby is boxing a bipedal golden retriever
I feel like I know the kid in the thumbnail...
Same
Did u know
atlantis is not real 😪
@@silencerremi Could've Been, Humans Only Explore 30% of the Ocean.
@@thomus1025 true
Literally everyone at my school:
I think that girl saw the Spongebob Atlantis special 😂
Ngl if I had to deal with carrot when I was in elementary bro I’d be throwing hands cause honestly I was pretty crazy when I was younger
20:15 sinking her teeth into it like a golden retriever
golden retrievers were bred to not damage what they have in their mouth
lol
I still wish it were 12 days of scrubs...
I escaped school to see this video
Worth it
Update I’m running from the cops I regret nothing
Comment If you as well have left school to see the best youtube
Mhm solid option 9/10 would recommend
interact with this to help the algorithm if ur like me and have nothing funny to say
when your funny but you cant think of a joke in .24 milliseconds
@@conehead2222 fr
something similar used to happen at my school but it was the 5th graders scaring kindergarteners at the urinal
Scrubs: talking about a Karen trying to stab him with a knife me: man he has some suck gameplay
when I was in 7th grade, I started a cult based on spoons. It got 250+ people and now the school cant give out spoons. lmfao