Coz This same *SOH* Crosses the Limit and Turns out to be an *Insult* Veerya Das Is an Insult to the God who Made him😶 Not for him but for his SoH or So Called Woke Jokes. I Hope You don't Call me out a Normie😄 From SoH I Mean Sense of Hum.....🤦🏻♂️😂😂
@@shinzokaisen5801 Well not everyone is perfect. We all make mistakes and we all have wrong and selfish thoughts or do bad things. It just part of being a human. He doesn't believe that praying to God is going to help you at all. Because only YOU and the ones you trust can help you in difficult times. Your God wouldn't want you to pray to them or hate on people for not believing in HIM/HER or believing in a different God. That's a mentality we have created and are too stubborn to get out of.
"If you are offended by religious jokes, you are a human being. But if you are avenging religious jokes, then you are a fundamentalist." best thing I've heard in a long time....
@@paradoxicalcitizen1139 let's not forget that the Masgid was literally an illegal construction. If anyone gets offended, I'm sorry, I'm no one to interfere with your faith. But I believe reconstruction of the temple is a sign of decolonisation, and removing any trace of the foreign invaders that came to our land. Some extremists even go on to say that Taj Mahal and Red Fort etc, should also be demolished, but let's be honest, that's ridiculous. Not only are they famous tourist destinations, but also of national importance. But the Masgid wasn't really doing any good, except paving the way to a big religious riot. But of course, these are my opinions. Feel free to disagree.
i'm a survivor of abuse and molestation in the us and im a second class citezen even though i was born here just cause im hispanic your comedy helps me cope with both not even lying i have severe anxiety depression and mental breakdowns almost every night but your comedy helps me laugh even though im mute you make me laugh and it reminds me that the world isnt as bad as my situation or people that theres more than what im going through rn your comedy helps me to keep living
You might and end just give up but please dont just live. Please just do each and every stupid thing you thought of. Behave like a child. Go rebel if that makes you feel good. But don't add to the evil of the world and please dont just live.😁 Have you smiled today ? You might not have a reason but try doing it. Try and smile.
Idk why you crack jokes on muslim religion when u dont know more than half of the information about it. You are just brainwashed by media showing religion in the wrong light . First do your research
@@zufishansaba4634 again bro , U are just getting Violated. These are mere jokes , let's become liberal atleast Tolerable. You can't Blame BJP unless you leave behind your Religious orthodoxy.
@me bravo Well...you people always fight on the basis of religions...by which most of the people get irritated...and I requested you (look I have written "please")not forced you like most of the religious fundamentalists.
@me bravo why is everything about Hindu-Muslim to you? Think beyond the religious barriers dividing our country and see how happy and heavenly our nation can be.
@me bravo he was not favouring any religion or was just talking about Muslims, he talked about Jesus, about Hindus but in general, he talked about religion and their mid beliefs. And just like he said if you are bothered so much by the stuff he said, is your faith really faith or a just a thing which gives you freedom of speech.
@Bhagat idk what you were doing during the video but I laughed a lot and I bet others did too. And no it is not a ted talk, he is just smart with his words and makes us learn or become aware of things with a smile on our face. Sorry, you are not smart enough to pick up on his humour and talent. 😁😁
Will you still love it if this man mocks your parents? I doubt you won't! You can call me intolerant, that's complete fine! I would prefer to be mocked and hated by the world rather than loving a foolish guy who inherently mocks the most high king! And even Jesus was mocked by their own people when he spake the truth! He revealed many things to us, he spake absolute truth, he came as a light to this broken world! _And yet, eventhough he was mocked, he didn't withhold his love for us, so much that he was willing to make intercession for us by suffering painful death that we deserve!_ This man named Jesus of Nazareth whom I spake to you now, is gonna return soon with thousands of his angles on judgement day! No matter who you are, no matter what religion but one day you are going to stand before the king! *The word of God is not something to be made fun of, that's blasphemous, this is no joke*
Everyone hates religious bigotry until the bigotry starts to come from their own religion. Then it becomes "don't say anything about my religion without getting multiple PhDs in our theology and history". Or "we have been tolerating for ages and we can't tolerate anymore".
True point and that's what threatens the politicians because what described them was their oratorship and with their wisdom comedian have taken oven poltician. True that poltician make us laugh and stand up comedians make us think
@@mathewsteven God chooses nothing. It's us. We create our gods. We name them. We clothe them. We assign them personalities and genders and powers. And then we worship them. It's very simple. God is male because our society is male dominated. Society is responsible. Humans are responsible. If everybody understood this simple fact, we'd have a lot less conflict.
@@aarushisharma2625 1) Not all gods are created. 2) You are talking about the hindu gods, idols, who are created. The real God isn't clothed or named. 3) God is male not because our society is 'male dominated'. Our society is male dominated because men are stronger and are arguably better leaders. We got to where we are today because men were the leaders. God chooses to mainly identify as male because he is more masculine that feminine.
I met you at NH7 Weekender Pune. You asked me if I was in a band performing. But na, I just look like PewDiePie. Ps. Thanks for letting me take a selfie with ya.
Man, I hope I have a community that listens to this and they are still laughing. I am a religious, but I really hate those guys who pretend to protect their religion but yet having their hidden agenda. They just simply accuse others with blasphemy this blasphemy that. You really do great thing Mr. Vir
I don't think its the faith actually getting rattled, its the second India getting rattled, Leave the faith alone, those people are stupid, but the faith doesn't connect with them, they try to connect with the faith forcefully
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@@human3213 he did mock every religion. And lets just talk about how hypocritical you are for getting offended by a joke on an animal and you want jokes about someone else's god with porn in it.
Thanks to the BJP sangis for the #TwoIndians outcry. They simply introduced to me Vir Das and now I can know how wonderful his comedies are. Watched all your videos now and you are simply awesome.
He s a joke Lol He can't make a joke on Mohammed xaisha pedophilia Lol Let's see if he can make a joke on 9/11 But godhra riots seems funny Of course How about making jokes on kashmiri hindus Sounds fun Hypocrisy at its peak
My Christian butt was laughing to tears over the jokes about Jesus. Maybe cuz my mom's a caterer 😂😂😂😂 Keep it up, brother, and fuck the critics and haters! They just never learned how to laugh to begin with 🤷🏼♀️
@@kristideeley bible literally says that we should stay away from filthy language in Colossians and yeah we're not perfect but we can still try to be holy
@@neilbrian1744 yes, the Bible says lots of things we shouldn't do. Doesn't mean we DON'T do them. We're human. We're not perfect. That's the whole point.
So hinduism according to them is most funniest thing left. Instead funniest thing is Hindus themselves support those who make fun of sita maa , he never made jokes on owaisi , allah , molvi , jihad , conversions, killings , azam khan , shaheen bagh etc
As an atheist, this has to be THE funniest and most brilliantly spoken of any religious jokes on youtube... your insight is hilarious! Thank you for this! ♥
He s a joke Lol He can't make a joke on Mohammed xaisha pedophilia Lol Let's see if he can make a joke on 9/11 But godhra riots seems funny Of course How about making jokes on kashmiri hindus Sounds fun Hypocrisy at its peak
Ashvith Shetty stfu They why aren't Muslims being targeted Making fun of Ma sita is Cool But not mata aisha And her 9 year old experience If I go ahead I will be shot
@@vinodchhabria8738 Imposing your views* The thing is, he wants to offend intentionally and people play along so that they can feel all "cool and liberal". 😂
I am a religious person myself and I am a strong believer that there is no subject that can’t be used for comedy. This was one of the funniest videos I’ve ever watched and it doesn’t matter that he is making jokes about my religion because they are exactly that, jokes.
More like how are politics are transitioning into "Nationalism" all over the world. Nationalism- more like ways to make yourself feel superior by saying someone is inferior/wrong/evil.
@@sagarkonwar9843 nice to see someone who understands the difference between nationalism and patriotism. Should be known by almost everyone considering it is given in class 9 NCERT textbook for political science.
@@sagarkonwar9843 it's like the second wave of populism. You can check out about the first wave of populism which happened just before World War 2. You'll find a lot of parallels
@@sagarkonwar9843 Like, there was something about the Balakot strike, and some "desh-bhakt keyboard warrior" Indians were happy that India has a chance to nuke Pakistan. Like, nukes are weapons of mass destruction, they bring immediate death to an area larger than Paris. How can a sane human being be proud that their country might kill millions of people of the same subcontinent?
@@smncoolidfk Those people are the one who does not understand the terror of a war let alone a nuke. They don't understand that those who are sane in government, why they try so hard to avoid any war at all. Like why do you think pakistan army chief asked for peace/ truce and move forward to India. All they can do is scream/curse while playing PUBG xD
Yeah. Its funny how so many people think god is a person with a specific gender who is sitting in the clouds creating things. BS. That's just us being idiots as always.
Fundamentalists are just dumb. I am a muslim and i fully enjoyed your jokes, been a long time fan, and just found that you have a youtube channel :P , good on you bud, rooting for you
Next topic request : Stigma surrounding Mental health issues in India. Sir, you are a wonderful orator. You are not just a stand up comic but a philosopher in their own modern way. You not only make us laugh but make us think as well. Loved this video
@@aravindma2209 right, everyone grows old one day, but growing old is not equivalent to growing smarter.. younger folks can be smarter and there is no shame to accept and understand what they are saying or reasoning.. instead of shutting them down by saying “listen to us, hum bade hai”
@@omkarsalunkhe4390 He meant when on your home land cow is the one of the prime issues and people are ready to kill families for it , but when you go abroad they serve the same cow from India every where and you don't object that.
@@madhurinarkhede980 A cow is a cow. And when you cannot tolerate people eating cow and kill them for it in your country but run towards a country where cows are killed daily, it just shows where your real priorities lie and how you tolerate the same behavior when it benefits you.
The contribution of Comedians in India: " Teaching Religious Tolerance, removing bullshit from Fairness cream ads, making people aware of the word Nepotism....." Proud to have Vir Das here!!!
religious tolerance bas hm hinduon ko sikhaya jata hai ek do joke bhi Muhammad aur uski biwiyon pr krke dekho agle din khopadi kisi bori me aur body kisi naali me milegi
@Madhuresh Pratap Well lets be honest then...thats because even comedians know that Hindu people are more tolerant than people of any other religions. I know some Hindu people too get offended by the jokes (because Hindu Gods are mocked at a lot) but at least a majority of them stay calm, because our faith is not that weak😊We should be proud of that.
@@Bulbulbhatia11I know majority of hindus are open minded but Bro, he used all three religion on picture, including Islam.....It indicates he didn't try to victimise the impression of any particular religion
Mr. Vir Das, I would like to let you know how proud I am of you as a person, not because I’m a huge fan, but because EVERYONE has the right to speak their mind. HATERS WILL HATE!! I don’t understand why and how it is not okay to say how you feel if it’s a democratic country. Why is an ‘Arnab Goswami’ so offended by this? You do you! I’m with you & I’m sure a lot of people that believe in freedom are!!
That's a really strong line he said, Leave my jokes alone God can take it.. He made sun, moon, earth everything...if u r matured and educated enough u will get what he is trying to say👍
Yes. And even if god has no sense of humor, i believe god would be too busy with all the violence and harm we are causing the world to notice the jokes.
"If you walk into a room and laugh at 3 religious jokes and when the last one comes on your religion and you can't take it and behead people...I'm sorry you need a better religious faith"
if you did research then you would know that the person you're talking about made a lot of jokes on his own religion if not the most on his own religion. You are just too lazy to find out, you are happy living in your own microcosm without trying to find out what you are being told or shown is true or not, if it's true then is it the whole truth or the half truth. Don't forget that half truth is more dangerous than a lie.
@@mememinister5224 Lol, I know who exactly he was talking about. Since, he was referring to that person indirectly, I did the same thing as well. And everyone is such a big hypocrite, they don't mind making fun of other religions in public or private while excluding their own religion. But it grinds their gears when someone does the exact same thing have been doing or have done in the past, except this time the other person is doing it to earn his living. When arnob was arrested they started crying about freedom of speech and started quoting chandrachud to justify and masquerade all the toxic and hateful things said about other religion to increase social disharmony and brainwash people. When the beheading happened in france, in news channels they were shouting omg you can't take a joke or can't handle it just because someone showed or created a cartoon. But when someone makes fun of your god or you took it that way, it's justified to vandalise the place where the event happened and put someone behind bars while not giving bail by giving some bogus reason as your justification. Just remember justice chandrachud's words "if you don't like it then don't watch it" and move on with your life. Focus on more important things like improving yourself, your surroundings, your country. If you keep focusing on fickle things and keep infighting while neglecting development. The whole world just watch you, like you are a bunch of apes or monkeys fighting each other in a zoo or circus. Outsiders don't really care about your fickle differences except when it helps them for their personal needs and to keep you in check so that you don't develop and become more powerful. 70 years of infighting and differences has made us lag behind countries which got their independence almost the same time as us(especially China). 70 years of trying to bring harmony and maintaining unity among diversity has been eroded in a couple of years .
Vir das so efficiently delivers the joke that it is only time when all religions come under the same roof because they all are equally offended 😂. #secular
sadly people use half edited videos to show that he is targeting one particular religion i'm a proud hindu but i wasn't offended at all god knows everything our gods have forgiven demons who have abused them then why we cant take small jokes
@@Ojas97 no because i love the culture and history of my religion if i will be born in a muslim family in next birth i might leave that religion if i don't find it's practices right
"Your god can take it" "You think he didn't had a sense of humour.He made you" 😂😂😂 Awesome man! You are the best comedian. Fitted reply to some people 👌
He s a joke Lol He can't make a joke on Mohammed xaisha pedophilia Lol Let's see if he can make a joke on 9/11 But godhra riots seems funny Of course How about making jokes on kashmiri hindus Sounds fun Hypocrisy at its peak
I didn't even know there is comedian called vir das but because of bjp people who gave him unwanted publicity on two India's joke Now I found out the best , thank u for introducing the best comedian
Oh dear we do remember he was a middle eastern and a Jew born in Bethlehem and brought up in Egypt and Nazareth but for us the person is important not the stone
I just started to watch your comedies and fallen in love with it. You just don't tell jokes, you have strong ideology, believes and a clear viewpoints! I respect that, loved it. Do continue.. ❤️🤗
"the reason I can't do all the jokes in my head is because all of us are collectively worshipping a gujrati uncle" and "you think god doesn't have sense of humour?" "he made you" got me laughing horribly
@Athul Tom Bitch please. All the offensive jokes were reserved for HINDU Gods. Jesus & Allah jokes were just Jesus & Allah being wholesome and cool as fuck. Those jokes only ridiculed the fanatical followers of their relegion ( that too not to the extent that he ridiculed Hindu followers ). He endlessly ranted about Hindus and cow piss ( nowhere near as common a practice among Hindus as he made it out to be ) but never dared to ridicule Muslims for consuming camel piss because he knows exactly the kind of consequences he might have to suffer once this video went viral. Check out what some snowflakes from a particular relegion did to Kamlesh Tiwari & Charlie Hebdo. Pointing out how he's taking way more offensive jibes on 1 relegion compared to the other 2 isn't being a snowflake. It's just that you lack the intelligence to notice such subtle details.
@@uditsharma5424 bro did u watch the first half of the video. it was jokes about jesus and allah. even so do u think god will get offended by simple jokes. dude he is god why should he get offended by his own creations joke
Vir, If you're actually going through the comments and come across this one, I just wanna let you know that people love you and are rooting for you! Please don't stop making content! Let this be a reassurance on days you feel low. You're a good man doing what's right!
One of most underrated stand up comedian from India. The reason you get lesser views because your jokes are in English. Try doing hindi aswell. I m pretty sure your views are gonna go exponential but hatreds as well from some of hypocrites. Good job sir. Huge fan.
"If your faith is so rattled by a joke, is it really that strong" - Vir Das, 2021 A very simple thing that ppl who claim that they will protect their religion, they will protect dharma need to understand... "IT DOES NOT NEED YOUR PROTECTION" So just mind your own business!
Protecting the religion - it might differ to different people in different places, like protecting it from other religion who wants it to banished or anything. Larger the majority there will be unity and you will feel safe . So I don't want to neglect my religion instead protecting it by educating about it.
@@chinkskulal protecting it by educating and by staying true to ur beliefs is different, and "protecting" it by means of violence is different...the latter is wrong, the first one is just practicing ur religion and holding onto ur beliefs vch helps u lead a certain way of life and that's totally different
So is it like a perspective ? So minding our own business if someone rattles ur beliefs will settles it ! It would matter if it was a like personal thing. No offence to vir das - like ur Jokes 😁
@@chinkskulal of course it is like a perspective, if your belief is strong how can someone rattle it? The fact that it is rattled by a few words shows the weakness in ur belief, you believe what u do but u can't expect others to follow it and act as per ur rules, u find it offensive don't indulge in it, as simple as that
@@chinkskulal I believe in God, now just because someone doesn't and say their opinion regarding god, I won't change my belief neither will I yell at them or hit them, I will leave them to their belief and stay true to mine, jokes like these don't affect me or my belief in any way cuz I know very well what I believe in and these r just jokes they don't harm me or my belief in any way
@@upliftedminds2508 what is ur problem with nationalism . Every one likes his country and wants its to best and they are proud of it... More than nationalism religionism is problem
@@upliftedminds2508 religon is decease...just bcz u can't be patriotic it doesn't mean patriotism is desease . Patriotism is polticised every wherr Germany japan etc. Religion when polticised create problem. U just want to put the blame on nationalism but actually blame goes to religonism . Kashmiri pandit exodus , godra , babri ayodhya , banglore city burned all was cused by religious lunatics... Norway a country with atheist was most peacfull and was highly patriotic too just after accepting few religious refugees , crime has gone up there
loved it, goes in my favourites. topics for the next one: 1. feminism and gender equality 2. treating sex as a taboo in india 3. illiteracy in indian govt. 4. dictatorship vs democracy 5. indian education system (especially for engineering)
@@anant4427 Tanmayee in Sanskrit means Ecstasy. However, I'm a maharashtrian, and in Marathi, 'Tanmay' means immersed or engrossed. So I assume that 'Tanmayee' must mean 'Immersive'.
@@srkbhayo sexuality is not just kamsutra. Sexuality includes males, females ,transgenders, gays, lesbians, bisexuals, pansexuals. Basically sexuality is about gender. Kamasutra is just finding pleasure from your sexuality basically it tells you how to have good sex.
@@SleepIntoTheDiamondLife you don't know but they do. Many scientific discoveries like round earth, sun as the center of solar system were opposed. also not to forget how the people were willing to kill tesla
Yeah... But I still debate if he was brown because Arabs are caucasian too. I mean white. Just like in India... you see Punjabis and Kashmiris, they are caucasians
Jesus Christ was a Jew and Jews are racially caucasians. Geographically middle easterns. So yeah Jesus Christ was a middle eastern but was he brown or was he white, it's unclear.
We live in world where female are jealous of other female without even participation of male. If you want to see world in myopic vision then everything is bullshit except you and That's ignorance.
Awesome..... We underestimated this guy for a long time.... He is way ahed than our times......... How can people hate Vir Das.....???? He don't jock.... He says truth & We are the jockers....we laugh....👌🏻❤
@@ash-gr3gr nah bro but if you concentrate in the video carefully neither did vir describe how a middle eastern guy looks like he just assumed we know.... and secondly the comment she wrote was not related to Jesus's color but rather the location where he was born which is given in your text books .(this comment and above comment has a tinch of sarcasm please take it as such. i dont want to offend anyone out here.)(i know you sarcastically asked the above comment )
@@61.pranamyajoshi23 even after watching this video if you think u get offended by the comedians in india who joke on your god sorry to tell u but you still don't believe in your god ...or if you are getting offended because the comedian didn't talk about the other god u are just a part of the hate culture people are spreading
@@abhijitsingh5398 talking about how it is hypocritical that the Modi govt is killing Muslims for eating beef here in India and then sell those cows to his close friend Trump for green card aspirations 😂😂
@@abhijitsingh5398 Saffron is the colour that is conventionally associated with the Hindu religion and green is the colour that is conventionally associated with Islam.
I think you are missing the point here, buddy. Even if he does a joke about religion that offends you, it's fine. As the god will not be offended. He can take it. Then, So should you. :-D
"You think your God doesn't have a sense of humour?"
"He made you."
That's now my favourite comedy line ever.
That was the best one ' - '
Coz This same *SOH* Crosses the Limit and Turns out to be an *Insult*
Veerya Das Is an Insult to the God who Made him😶 Not for him but for his SoH or So Called Woke Jokes.
I Hope You don't Call me out a Normie😄
From SoH I Mean Sense of Hum.....🤦🏻♂️😂😂
lol...and parents smartly dodged that question "God made U son"
@@shinzokaisen5801 Well not everyone is perfect. We all make mistakes and we all have wrong and selfish thoughts or do bad things. It just part of being a human. He doesn't believe that praying to God is going to help you at all. Because only YOU and the ones you trust can help you in difficult times. Your God wouldn't want you to pray to them or hate on people for not believing in HIM/HER or believing in a different God. That's a mentality we have created and are too stubborn to get out of.
@@anoushkanautiyal Yeah, would God really be happy with the "cow lynchers" in India? (cow lynchers are people who lynch other people who eat beef)
The world wants to know the weight of those balls of steel
why do he need balls of steel to say all that?
Weight = Minus mg
@@madsysciest236 Because a species named "extremists" exists and this guy just offended most of its subspecies.
786 kgs...
Ayesha ke wajan ke barabar
"If you are offended by religious jokes, you are a human being. But if you are avenging religious jokes, then you are a fundamentalist."
best thing I've heard in a long time....
Make an ig post out of it Vir.
That's why Kamlesh Tiwari was butchered by Muslim fundamentalists.
Let's print this on a tshirt
@@nilk1229 in a country where a breaking of a masjid is celebrated by the prime minister, let's not talk muslims shall we.
@@paradoxicalcitizen1139 let's not forget that the Masgid was literally an illegal construction. If anyone gets offended, I'm sorry, I'm no one to interfere with your faith. But I believe reconstruction of the temple is a sign of decolonisation, and removing any trace of the foreign invaders that came to our land. Some extremists even go on to say that Taj Mahal and Red Fort etc, should also be demolished, but let's be honest, that's ridiculous. Not only are they famous tourist destinations, but also of national importance. But the Masgid wasn't really doing any good, except paving the way to a big religious riot.
But of course, these are my opinions. Feel free to disagree.
i'm a survivor of abuse and molestation in the us and im a second class citezen even though i was born here just cause im hispanic your comedy helps me cope with both not even lying i have severe anxiety depression and mental breakdowns almost every night but your comedy helps me laugh even though im mute you make me laugh and it reminds me that the world isnt as bad as my situation or people that theres more than what im going through rn your comedy helps me to keep living
Yoo. Fight through the storm man. Keep strong and if you need help, ask for it. People on the internet can't help but family or friends can.
I hope that things are getting better for you, and we love you and we believe in you. And you also have fantastic taste in games.
You might and end just give up but please dont just live. Please just do each and every stupid thing you thought of. Behave like a child. Go rebel if that makes you feel good. But don't add to the evil of the world and please dont just live.😁 Have you smiled today ? You might not have a reason but try doing it. Try and smile.
Vir Das helps me ignore the emptiness for a while
Don't worry, brother. This too shall pass.
I still remember him saying that we are not ready for religious jokes few years back. But he finally did it. Such an amazing piece.
Idk why you crack jokes on muslim religion when u dont know more than half of the information about it. You are just brainwashed by media showing religion in the wrong light . First do your research
@@zufishansaba4634 😂🤔😀😀😀😀😀🤣🤣🤣
@@zufishansaba4634 Nah , If people can crack jokes on Christianity , Judaism , Hinduism.
Why to Exempt Islam?
Any virgin quota?
@@zufishansaba4634 Why we crack jokes?
to make others laugh, thats all there is to it.
@@zufishansaba4634 again bro , U are just getting Violated.
These are mere jokes , let's become liberal atleast Tolerable.
You can't Blame BJP unless you leave behind your Religious orthodoxy.
My man!
At this point, he's not even making Jokes, it's just Ted Talks about the real things in life.
@me bravo Oh!..please...don't get started here!
@me bravo Well...you people always fight on the basis of religions...by which most of the people get irritated...and I requested you (look I have written "please")not forced you like most of the religious fundamentalists.
@me bravo why is everything about Hindu-Muslim to you?
Think beyond the religious barriers dividing our country and see how happy and heavenly our nation can be.
@me bravo he was not favouring any religion or was just talking about Muslims, he talked about Jesus, about Hindus but in general, he talked about religion and their mid beliefs. And just like he said if you are bothered so much by the stuff he said, is your faith really faith or a just a thing which gives you freedom of speech.
@Bhagat idk what you were doing during the video but I laughed a lot and I bet others did too. And no it is not a ted talk, he is just smart with his words and makes us learn or become aware of things with a smile on our face.
Sorry, you are not smart enough to pick up on his humour and talent. 😁😁
As a Christian watching a guy do jokes on Christianity, I loved it.
Nice
Its because we're generally more secure about our beliefs.
me2
Will you still love it if this man mocks your parents? I doubt you won't!
You can call me intolerant, that's complete fine!
I would prefer to be mocked and hated by the world rather than loving a foolish guy who inherently mocks the most high king!
And even Jesus was mocked by their own people when he spake the truth!
He revealed many things to us, he spake absolute truth, he came as a light to this broken world!
_And yet, eventhough he was mocked, he didn't withhold his love for us, so much that he was willing to make intercession for us by suffering painful death that we deserve!_
This man named Jesus of Nazareth whom I spake to you now, is gonna return soon with thousands of his angles on judgement day!
No matter who you are, no matter what religion but one day you are going to stand before the king!
*The word of God is not something to be made fun of, that's blasphemous, this is no joke*
@@nsptech9773 I pity you
Everyone hates religious bigotry until the bigotry starts to come from their own religion. Then it becomes "don't say anything about my religion without getting multiple PhDs in our theology and history". Or "we have been tolerating for ages and we can't tolerate anymore".
Exactly
Yes.
'We listen to comedians and laugh at politicians.' This was once a joke, but a reality now!! 😂
😑
Agree❤️
True
True point and that's what threatens the politicians because what described them was their oratorship and with their wisdom comedian have taken oven poltician. True that poltician make us laugh and stand up comedians make us think
Perfect ❤️
"You think he doesn't have a sense of humour? He made you." Someone call an ambulance. Third degree burns out here.
F is in the chat for mankind
God's not a person with a gender. That's just us being stupid.
@@aarushisharma2625 Well God chooses to be called by the male pronouns so yea
@@mathewsteven God chooses nothing. It's us. We create our gods. We name them. We clothe them. We assign them personalities and genders and powers. And then we worship them. It's very simple. God is male because our society is male dominated. Society is responsible. Humans are responsible. If everybody understood this simple fact, we'd have a lot less conflict.
@@aarushisharma2625 1) Not all gods are created.
2) You are talking about the hindu gods, idols, who are created. The real God isn't clothed or named.
3) God is male not because our society is 'male dominated'. Our society is male dominated because men are stronger and are arguably better leaders. We got to where we are today because men were the leaders.
God chooses to mainly identify as male because he is more masculine that feminine.
I met you at NH7 Weekender Pune. You asked me if I was in a band performing. But na, I just look like PewDiePie. Ps. Thanks for letting me take a selfie with ya.
Hi indian scamm exposer buddy
Love your content man! keep it rolling!
@Second life reality kise chaiye hoti hai waise bi 😬
🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
@@arifahmed9801 Really......Entire show was based on hindu and Modi Satire as a backdrop........Grow up dude.
Man, I hope I have a community that listens to this and they are still laughing. I am a religious, but I really hate those guys who pretend to protect their religion but yet having their hidden agenda. They just simply accuse others with blasphemy this blasphemy that. You really do great thing Mr. Vir
"If your faith is so rattled by a joke is it really that strong." PREACH
"Samuel patty says hi"
Ask those who beheaded a teacher in France ..at least people are just protesting and not killing here ..
Aalla is trash.
Bhaie Angrazy( English) KUCH samja nahi mai..?? Kay bola vo thoda samjalo to accha hoga...!!
@@ishanpradhan8958 bhaie chup kar , kahi France say vo log tayre ghar pay na pohoch jayeh!
we need to protect this man at any cost .. he's a hero...
Yeah i have watched his movie too
Honestly telling i didn't liked it much though
@@taukeedsiddiqui1900 Its ok!...not everyone have good taste...
Hero,nice joke. You can become a better comedian than him cause your joke made me laugh
@@taukeedsiddiqui1900 maybe u watched mastizaade instead of go goa gone
@@Nikasu-k4c are bhai me thodi kiya.. Ua comment on my comment.. Bahar ja k comment kr baba😂😅..
If you perform in open there is no studio to be vandalised😂
Modern problems require modern solutions
** outstanding move ** 😂😂
If he had done that show in Aarey it would have paved way for Metro carshed.
Sarcasm 😎
By certain peaceful community.
”If your faith is so rattled by a joke is it really that strong?”
I don't think its the faith actually getting rattled, its the second India getting rattled,
Leave the faith alone,
those people are stupid,
but the faith doesn't connect with them,
they try to connect with the faith forcefully
GUYS!!! Don't forget to leave me your suggestions for what the next episode of #tenonten should be about. Also...I wanna make this a popular and regular thing, and for that I need you to share it and like the shit out of it.
Please do a set on education system in India
Gender.
Side note: That chair looked really uncomfortable
I don't know y but i have a strong feeling that this was in solidarity to Munawar faruqui and I love you for that
If I made a political party 🤓 that piece of set is just Awesome
Next #tenonten
Something related to Marriages all over the world
I can feel pain, anger, frustration, sadness and everything in his voice.
Yes. I relate to what everything he had said
I can relate to his
Hypocrisy
Bruh
Let's see if he can make a video on Mohammed x aisha pedophilia
@@human3213 dude he mocks every religion... 😑🤦♂️
@@human3213 he did mock every religion. And lets just talk about how hypocritical you are for getting offended by a joke on an animal and you want jokes about someone else's god with porn in it.
@Syed Marjukur Rohman bruh, extremely haram
I'm going to tell my son one day " you think i don't have sense of humour, i made u"
To me that sunk in so fast ... hilarious
Plot twist
He ain't yours.The joke is on you
@@sanketsarode6213 lol🤣
and he is gonna reply "my point still stands"
N your husband's like " Ahmmmm Hmmm " 😁
Thanks to the BJP sangis for the #TwoIndians outcry. They simply introduced to me Vir Das and now I can know how wonderful his comedies are. Watched all your videos now and you are simply awesome.
Same
Same here
Same
Discovered a star
Same here🤗
Indian Police : So how many cases do you want?
Vir Das : yes
@Wase I also get upset when my imaginary sky being is targeted.
@@paradoxicalcitizen1139 lol
@@mel1076 but then, when did the English language become equivalent to literacy?
After munawar Faruk all gone afried😂🤣 that's why he joke on all religions.
Otherwise they'll target on a single religion
@@debiprasadpradhan5118 yes 😂🤣
I am a Muslim and a Pakistani and I loved every second of this video. Hats off to Vir Das. And plz make a ten on ten on indo Pak relations.
yes yes please that's a good topic
Good to see people like u bro
I understand you are trying to make a point, but you didn't really need to specify your religion just saying.
Nah man religion is the biggest part of my identity, I do need to specify it.
@@aamirkundi98 alright, good for you 🙂
This gave us an idea that in India talk about religion in english it's just so safe .
Even gujarati uncle will feel helpless.🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂
He s a joke
Lol
He can't make a joke on
Mohammed xaisha pedophilia
Lol
Let's see if he can make a joke on 9/11
But godhra riots seems funny
Of course
How about making jokes on kashmiri hindus
Sounds fun
Hypocrisy at its peak
My Christian butt was laughing to tears over the jokes about Jesus. Maybe cuz my mom's a caterer 😂😂😂😂 Keep it up, brother, and fuck the critics and haters! They just never learned how to laugh to begin with 🤷🏼♀️
Soo true
"Nobody fucks with critics but still cry the same way nobody fucked mary but Jesus cried " 🤣
@橙 right, because being a Christian means you don't sin at all, ever, cuz you're perfect. /sarcasm
@@kristideeley bible literally says that we should stay away from filthy language in Colossians and yeah we're not perfect but we can still try to be holy
@@neilbrian1744 yes, the Bible says lots of things we shouldn't do. Doesn't mean we DON'T do them. We're human. We're not perfect. That's the whole point.
This was incredible from start to finish. called out hypocrisy and even made the audience drop silent a few times...
"If your faith is rattled by a joke is it that strong?"
Line of the decade 👍👍
Woah
That's something i can get tattooed
So hinduism according to them is most funniest thing left. Instead funniest thing is Hindus themselves support those who make fun of sita maa , he never made jokes on owaisi , allah , molvi , jihad , conversions, killings , azam khan , shaheen bagh etc
@@human3213 to ye koi school hai kya . Teacher ne sirf mujhe mara unko bhi to dekho
@@d3v3n_51ngh 😂😂
Probably the most meaningful and brave talks ever heard.
Islam is the true religion
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After all ,the universe started with an explosion 😁😁😁
Yes, the most meaningful as he didn't mention any of the 'Gurus' 😂
@@thebiharibiker stfu
Yes Certainly.
@@kanishkshah8193 That was way too sarcastic😂😂
As an atheist, this has to be THE funniest and most brilliantly spoken of any religious jokes on youtube... your insight is hilarious! Thank you for this! ♥
Vir, thanks for putting so many people in their place with this stand up. This was more than comedy. The nation needed to hear this.
Not just the nation, but the whole human face needed to hear this.
Yes!
"Do you think your God doesn't have a sense of humor? He made you!" Holy moly! Rofl
But thare haram right?
@@donaldxinping8206 so is whiskey 🙄🙄
"I got so offended when I didn't understand the sarcasm" , said the holy people of ignorance and hypocrisy.
Why hasn't he been more publicized?! He's the best I've heard in a long time.
It was great, not only you were humorous, this was the most sensible and logical statement I have heard about religion and faith.
Then follow RGV.
@@a.saiprashanth4183 who is rgv
@@Lord_bobby_ ram gopal verma
Watch George carlin's bit on religion and faith
@@suckadick7754 they speak what they do not know💎🖖🏾
Nobody does it like Vir Das man. He's an absolute inspiration!
If our feelings had words
Inspiration for what ?
He s a joke
Lol
He can't make a joke on
Mohammed xaisha pedophilia
Lol
Let's see if he can make a joke on 9/11
But godhra riots seems funny
Of course
How about making jokes on kashmiri hindus
Sounds fun
Hypocrisy at its peak
"You think your god can't take a joke, I am sure he can." This guy made people laugh and enlightened in the same video.❤️
This man is insightful, honest and so very freakin' valuable. Thank you, Vir Das!
This guy always surprises me
I mean how well balanced his stand ups are ?
You laugh
You learn
You reflect
GENIUS
'If your faith is so rattled by a joke, is it really that strong?'
You got me there.. loudest claps boy!!
A very strong statement indeed and something for us to ponder about!
If you behead a person just for making a cartoon, what's your mentality
@@kunalgupta16 jihadi** mentality
Ya kamlesh tiwari was also jocking on moh mad but got beheaded lol
Ashvith Shetty stfu
They why aren't Muslims being targeted
Making fun of
Ma sita is
Cool
But not mata aisha
And her 9 year old experience
If I go ahead I will be shot
Vir's comedy is just not the plain vanilla comedy or a stand-up thing, it's like dynamite exploding with humor, knowledge, wisdom, and perspective.
opinion heavy comedy is all!!!!! nothing new!!!!
@@vinodchhabria8738 Imposing your views*
The thing is, he wants to offend intentionally and people play along so that they can feel all "cool and liberal". 😂
Why was Ayesha a world renowned penetration tester ?
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Because muhammed taught her from a very young age.
😂😂😂
@@kanishkshah8193 And sadly you are doing the same."An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind"🤷
@@deeptitiwari288
When they make fun of Lord Ram
We should also have the right to joke about prophet.
I am a religious person myself and I am a strong believer that there is no subject that can’t be used for comedy. This was one of the funniest videos I’ve ever watched and it doesn’t matter that he is making jokes about my religion because they are exactly that, jokes.
Please spread your message to all the religious folks man.
@@happiestalive4365 I’ll do my best!
Just to make yout point legitimate you lied that you are a religious person.Hypocrite.
@@thefailedcricketer2705 bro I am religious what’s your point exactly
The best thing about Vir is that he is secular with the jokes too.
Secular is Cringe
He is an atheist or agnostic maybe
@@computer_mastery_tech_wisdom bro he literally said he believes in god, then how come he is atheist or agnostic?
@@computer_mastery_tech_wisdom he s not an atheist,,, he believes in a higher power but not in religions...
Does secular means to defame Hindu culture...
No he is only secular with making money
Next topic: Politics all over the world and also just want to say Thank you and Well done. The talent you possess is rare
More like how are politics are transitioning into "Nationalism" all over the world. Nationalism- more like ways to make yourself feel superior by saying someone is inferior/wrong/evil.
@@sagarkonwar9843 nice to see someone who understands the difference between nationalism and patriotism.
Should be known by almost everyone considering it is given in class 9 NCERT textbook for political science.
@@sagarkonwar9843 it's like the second wave of populism. You can check out about the first wave of populism which happened just before World War 2. You'll find a lot of parallels
@@sagarkonwar9843 Like, there was something about the Balakot strike, and some "desh-bhakt keyboard warrior" Indians were happy that India has a chance to nuke Pakistan. Like, nukes are weapons of mass destruction, they bring immediate death to an area larger than Paris. How can a sane human being be proud that their country might kill millions of people of the same subcontinent?
@@smncoolidfk Those people are the one who does not understand the terror of a war let alone a nuke. They don't understand that those who are sane in government, why they try so hard to avoid any war at all. Like why do you think pakistan army chief asked for peace/ truce and move forward to India. All they can do is scream/curse while playing PUBG xD
“You think he doesn’t have a sense of humor?
He made YOU”
Dead 😂
Don't know how many got that one
😂fav part
That was the best line 🤣
Yeah. Its funny how so many people think god is a person with a specific gender who is sitting in the clouds creating things. BS. That's just us being idiots as always.
Take away of the whole video
Fundamentalists are just dumb. I am a muslim and i fully enjoyed your jokes, been a long time fan, and just found that you have a youtube channel :P , good on you bud, rooting for you
I think you should try "Charlie Hebdo" also😉😁🤪😜😂😂
How abt a joke on Muhammad's Ped0philia considered a sunnat????
Good for you. You seem chill! 😎
@@indianstorm7366 why should he?
@@mariarauf3280 As he is a liberal muslim.
Next topic request : Stigma surrounding Mental health issues in India. Sir, you are a wonderful orator. You are not just a stand up comic but a philosopher in their own modern way. You not only make us laugh but make us think as well. Loved this video
Mental health. Is that a degree by which we measure insanity. /s
If your faith is rattled by a joke then is it that strong.
Absolutely true.
Next Topic: Normalise being smarter than elders. Stop playing " hum bade hai" card!
The thing is, everyone grows old one day
Second this
@@aravindma2209 right, everyone grows old one day, but growing old is not equivalent to growing smarter.. younger folks can be smarter and there is no shame to accept and understand what they are saying or reasoning.. instead of shutting them down by saying “listen to us, hum bade hai”
Oh my goood, this is needed.
THANK YOU!!!!....... someone
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Just loved every moment of this. I'm a devout Catholic but didn't get offended as I sincerely believe that Jesus has a great sense if humor!
And i was thinking his father made you
Unless you start conversion. Never forget the Portugese on what they did in Goa.
The green card joke where pple went silent 😂. That hit them hard.
If you got that joke, could you please explain it to me ?
@@omkarsalunkhe4390 yea me too pls
It's a permanent resident card for individuals residing in USA
@@omkarsalunkhe4390 He meant when on your home land cow is the one of the prime issues and people are ready to kill families for it , but when you go abroad they serve the same cow from India every where and you don't object that.
@@madhurinarkhede980 A cow is a cow. And when you cannot tolerate people eating cow and kill them for it in your country but run towards a country where cows are killed daily, it just shows where your real priorities lie and how you tolerate the same behavior when it benefits you.
Laughter is the best Religion...and Vir is the Laughter god...Vir, bless us with laughs.
Man I'm really sorry but I don't know why I pronounced your name as geometry
congrats to both of you
@@jyotirmoybiswas726 well, never said I was proud of it.
And that's what he said.. Don't make GODs by yourself 🤣
Me:- Sitting next to Laughing Buddha Statue and rubbing his tummy XD
The contribution of Comedians in India: " Teaching Religious Tolerance, removing bullshit from Fairness cream ads, making people aware of the word Nepotism....." Proud to have Vir Das here!!!
religious tolerance bas hm hinduon ko sikhaya jata hai ek do joke bhi Muhammad aur uski biwiyon pr krke dekho agle din khopadi kisi bori me aur body kisi naali me milegi
@Madhuresh prathap clearly u haven't seen video
@Madhuresh Pratap
Well lets be honest then...thats because even comedians know that Hindu people are more tolerant than people of any other religions. I know some Hindu people too get offended by the jokes (because Hindu Gods are mocked at a lot) but at least a majority of them stay calm, because our faith is not that weak😊We should be proud of that.
@@Bulbulbhatia11I know majority of hindus are open minded but Bro, he used all three religion on picture, including Islam.....It indicates he didn't try to victimise the impression of any particular religion
@@madhur8537 Bro, see the entire video. He included all three religions (including Islam)....... He is not scared to express what he feels
Mr. Vir Das,
I would like to let you know how proud I am of you as a person, not because I’m a huge fan, but because EVERYONE has the right to speak their mind. HATERS WILL HATE!!
I don’t understand why and how it is not okay to say how you feel if it’s a democratic country. Why is an ‘Arnab Goswami’ so offended by this?
You do you! I’m with you & I’m sure a lot of people that believe in freedom are!!
Veer is really "Veer = Brave" enough to talk about religion in this country. More power to you ❤️✨
But he didn't talk about Nangu Pungus( Nuďìes) of Your Rèligion 🤣, Otherwise It would be a wholesome act.... But Still it was a good act😁.
@@SD-po6hk yeah I was feeling left out 😂 He just ignored us 😂
@@Priyanshu_Jain Your Community is Small and Peaceful that's why he didn't bother making fun of it😊. BTW kudos to you✌🏻.
@@SD-po6hk true!
We all are peaceful until the bad politicians & extremists do their job of dividing this great nation 👍🏼
@@Priyanshu_Jain I couldn't agree more brother ✌🏻
" If your faith is rattled by a joke, is it really that strong?! "
Criticizing is much more logical than a joke...
Don't know ask kamlesh tiwari. If u can....
The end solved the equation ✌️
@@komalsharma7914 😂
@@komalsharma7914 Befitting Response To That IDIOT.
Next Topic : World Leaders (What they are, what we need)
Wow that's a good one.I for one definitely wanna listen him talk about this
Waiting.......
nice one
Totally agreed on it.
That's a really strong line he said, Leave my jokes alone God can take it.. He made sun, moon, earth everything...if u r matured and educated enough u will get what he is trying to say👍
Yep it was pure joke 😂😂
Yes. And even if god has no sense of humor, i believe god would be too busy with all the violence and harm we are causing the world to notice the jokes.
"If you walk into a room and laugh at 3 religious jokes and when the last one comes on your religion and you can't take it and behead people...I'm sorry you need a better religious faith"
if you did research then you would know that the person you're talking about made a lot of jokes on his own religion if not the most on his own religion. You are just too lazy to find out, you are happy living in your own microcosm without trying to find out what you are being told or shown is true or not, if it's true then is it the whole truth or the half truth. Don't forget that half truth is more dangerous than a lie.
@@ayushshukla6823 well i ain't sure if you noticed the " while reading but he quoted someone, why tf would you bs him
@@ayushshukla6823 bruh u dumb? He's not talking about vir
I sense insecurities
@@mememinister5224 Lol, I know who exactly he was talking about. Since, he was referring to that person indirectly, I did the same thing as well. And everyone is such a big hypocrite, they don't mind making fun of other religions in public or private while excluding their own religion. But it grinds their gears when someone does the exact same thing have been doing or have done in the past, except this time the other person is doing it to earn his living.
When arnob was arrested they started crying about freedom of speech and started quoting chandrachud to justify and masquerade all the toxic and hateful things said about other religion to increase social disharmony and brainwash people.
When the beheading happened in france, in news channels they were shouting omg you can't take a joke or can't handle it just because someone showed or created a cartoon. But when someone makes fun of your god or you took it that way, it's justified to vandalise the place where the event happened and put someone behind bars while not giving bail by giving some bogus reason as your justification.
Just remember justice chandrachud's words "if you don't like it then don't watch it" and move on with your life. Focus on more important things like improving yourself, your surroundings, your country.
If you keep focusing on fickle things and keep infighting while neglecting development. The whole world just watch you, like you are a bunch of apes or monkeys fighting each other in a zoo or circus. Outsiders don't really care about your fickle differences except when it helps them for their personal needs and to keep you in check so that you don't develop and become more powerful.
70 years of infighting and differences has made us lag behind countries which got their independence almost the same time as us(especially China). 70 years of trying to bring harmony and maintaining unity among diversity has been eroded in a couple of years .
the series should be officially called 'VEER DUS.
Ohhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
Vir das so efficiently delivers the joke that it is only time when all religions come under the same roof because they all are equally offended 😂. #secular
Uhhh on Point🔛👌 😂😂
Now no one will say usko bol ke dekha😂
😂😂
@@raaneshpaul7675 word!
Followers of Muhamad will be looking for his head😂😂
sadly people use half edited videos to show that he is targeting one particular religion
i'm a proud hindu but i wasn't offended at all god knows everything
our gods have forgiven demons who have abused them then why we cant take small jokes
We shouldn't take His mercy and forgiveness for granted
@@Ojas97 no because i love the culture and history of my religion
if i will be born in a muslim family in next birth i might leave that religion if i don't find it's practices right
"Your god can take it"
"You think he didn't had a sense of humour.He made you"
😂😂😂
Awesome man! You are the best comedian.
Fitted reply to some people 👌
I'm waiting for his turn desperately 😁
He s a joke
Lol
He can't make a joke on
Mohammed xaisha pedophilia
Lol
Let's see if he can make a joke on 9/11
But godhra riots seems funny
Of course
How about making jokes on kashmiri hindus
Sounds fun
Hypocrisy at its peak
*"God has a great sense of humour because they made us lol."*
Truly secular person... Made sure every religion gets offended and not just one...😂😂😂😂
Not much on Mohammad
@@rohitlandge7033 exactly 💯
@@rohitlandge7033 dude did you see the video?
@Hrishitava Sarkar nahi bhai aisa nahi hai islam mohammad par joke banate waqt log bichakte hi hai
Jesus par bohot joke banaye but not mohammad
@@zonzaykay i have seen it ... many on jesus not much on mohammad
I didn't even know there is comedian called vir das but because of bjp people who gave him unwanted publicity on two India's joke
Now I found out the best , thank u for introducing the best comedian
"The Entire Saffron religion is Trumped by the aspiration of a Green card": Vir Das, 2021.
Imagine the amount of context in a single line.
It only means Hinduism is defeated by a green card..
No pun in trump..
That's the only part I didn't get
Can you explain???
@Sagar K J what is green card meaning? Will you explain ? I didn''t understand this whole sentence.
The best line "Aww. Did we forget that Jesus was Middle-Eastern? Did you forget that Jesus was brown? "
Oh dear we do remember he was a middle eastern and a Jew born in Bethlehem and brought up in Egypt and Nazareth but for us the person is important not the stone
A simple staright message : "Have a sense of humour".
And nothing will ever offend you.
❤️
Exactly.
@Old school guy old school really gets lawra at times. I agree.
Or just have sense, that will do just fine too.
Isliye toh Hindustani bhau offend hote hee rehte hai😂
I just started to watch your comedies and fallen in love with it. You just don't tell jokes, you have strong ideology, believes and a clear viewpoints! I respect that, loved it. Do continue.. ❤️🤗
Vir: You think he doesn't have a sense of humour? He made you..
Mah mind: oHHHHHHHHHHH
God's not a person with a gender. That's just us being stupid.
@Harsh Shinde it's fair that you don't get it
"You believe your god doesn't have a sense of humour, He made you"
" I don't understand what those white people are saying.." hands down the best line in the video !!
"the reason I can't do all the jokes in my head is because all of us are collectively worshipping a gujrati uncle" and "you think god doesn't have sense of humour?"
"he made you"
got me laughing horribly
Finally an Indian comedian to joke about ALL religions.
He is insulting gods of hindus and not other religion god so shut up bro that he is making all religion 😑
@@uditsharma5424 wow we were you deaf when he talked about Allah and Jesus
Stop being such a snow flake
@@uditsharma5424 🤡
@Athul Tom Bitch please. All the offensive jokes were reserved for HINDU Gods.
Jesus & Allah jokes were just Jesus & Allah being wholesome and cool as fuck. Those jokes only ridiculed the fanatical followers of their relegion ( that too not to the extent that he ridiculed Hindu followers ).
He endlessly ranted about Hindus and cow piss ( nowhere near as common a practice among Hindus as he made it out to be ) but never dared to ridicule Muslims for consuming camel piss because he knows exactly the kind of consequences he might have to suffer once this video went viral.
Check out what some snowflakes from a particular relegion did to Kamlesh Tiwari & Charlie Hebdo.
Pointing out how he's taking way more offensive jibes on 1 relegion compared to the other 2 isn't being a snowflake. It's just that you lack the intelligence to notice such subtle details.
@@uditsharma5424 bro did u watch the first half of the video. it was jokes about jesus and allah. even so do u think god will get offended by simple jokes. dude he is god why should he get offended by his own creations joke
Next topic- Why indians have adopted everything in Western culture except following traffic rules.
😂
This is so much needed My GOD
LMAO
In india we call it traffic suggestions instead 😂
Dude!!!!! That’s what we need!
Vir,
If you're actually going through the comments and come across this one, I just wanna let you know that people love you and are rooting for you! Please don't stop making content! Let this be a reassurance on days you feel low. You're a good man doing what's right!
One of most underrated stand up comedian from India. The reason you get lesser views because your jokes are in English. Try doing hindi aswell. I m pretty sure your views are gonna go exponential but hatreds as well from some of hypocrites. Good job sir. Huge fan.
It's always better to do it in English than a regional language for outreach.
"If your faith is so rattled by a joke, is it really that strong"
- Vir Das, 2021
A very simple thing that ppl who claim that they will protect their religion, they will protect dharma need to understand... "IT DOES NOT NEED YOUR PROTECTION" So just mind your own business!
Protecting the religion - it might differ to different people in different places, like protecting it from other religion who wants it to banished or anything. Larger the majority there will be unity and you will feel safe . So I don't want to neglect my religion instead protecting it by educating about it.
@@chinkskulal protecting it by educating and by staying true to ur beliefs is different, and "protecting" it by means of violence is different...the latter is wrong, the first one is just practicing ur religion and holding onto ur beliefs vch helps u lead a certain way of life and that's totally different
So is it like a perspective ? So minding our own business if someone rattles ur beliefs will settles it !
It would matter if it was a like personal thing. No offence to vir das - like ur Jokes 😁
@@chinkskulal of course it is like a perspective, if your belief is strong how can someone rattle it? The fact that it is rattled by a few words shows the weakness in ur belief, you believe what u do but u can't expect others to follow it and act as per ur rules, u find it offensive don't indulge in it, as simple as that
@@chinkskulal I believe in God, now just because someone doesn't and say their opinion regarding god, I won't change my belief neither will I yell at them or hit them, I will leave them to their belief and stay true to mine, jokes like these don't affect me or my belief in any way cuz I know very well what I believe in and these r just jokes they don't harm me or my belief in any way
"If your faith is rattled by a joke, is your faith strong enough?"💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯
Right👍🏻
Nobody acknowledging the Gujrati uncle he was talking about 😂😂 Now on I am calling Modi and Amit Shah Gujrati uncles.
Now i cant unconsider it😂
I felt like I just got the joke. Have to rewatch the whole thing now
Even Ambani is Gujarati.
My english is week but i got all your jokes and it was sarcastic, hilarious and based on real events.
And thanks for subtitles.
good job bro
Next topic: Nationalism. Yes please, nationalism. Jokes around that topic and how people misunderstand what nationalism is in India.
It's okay *not* to be patriotic. There are many quora topics to read.you can research about it
Yes Vir, nationalism next....Go for it.
Keep going with your work
@@upliftedminds2508 what is ur problem with nationalism . Every one likes his country and wants its to best and they are proud of it... More than nationalism religionism is problem
@@abys4055 nationalism is politicised.
This world is our home.... patriotism is a disease
@@upliftedminds2508 religon is decease...just bcz u can't be patriotic it doesn't mean patriotism is desease . Patriotism is polticised every wherr Germany japan etc. Religion when polticised create problem. U just want to put the blame on nationalism but actually blame goes to religonism . Kashmiri pandit exodus , godra , babri ayodhya , banglore city burned all was cused by religious lunatics... Norway a country with atheist was most peacfull and was highly patriotic too just after accepting few religious refugees , crime has gone up there
loved it, goes in my favourites.
topics for the next one:
1. feminism and gender equality
2. treating sex as a taboo in india
3. illiteracy in indian govt.
4. dictatorship vs democracy
5. indian education system (especially for engineering)
I'd want to the world to listen to a whole set about "Misunderstood Nationalism" !
Me too
Vir Das please please please take this suggestion for next topic.
I second this one.
@@TanmayeeKawali I can't figure out your name....it's like Tanmay with extra ee's😂 what does it mean though?
@@anant4427 Tanmayee in Sanskrit means Ecstasy. However, I'm a maharashtrian, and in Marathi, 'Tanmay' means immersed or engrossed. So I assume that 'Tanmayee' must mean 'Immersive'.
My new favorite comedian, I'm right on board with everything he says... and enlightened.
Next topic : Sexuality - Though Indians are not aware about sex and sexual orientation still we are 135 Cr. Would love to hear about it.
hmm....really, I thought Kamasutra was written in India, and many Indians still read it
@@srkbhayo how old are you?🤦♂️
Uhhh , isn’t this a comedy show? Moral lecture ka session kab ban gaya ye?😂..... vir das style to nahi hai mere hisab se
@@rodc1110 I am 29. Why is that important, I am stating facts here.
@@srkbhayo sexuality is not just kamsutra. Sexuality includes males, females ,transgenders, gays, lesbians, bisexuals, pansexuals. Basically sexuality is about gender. Kamasutra is just finding pleasure from your sexuality basically it tells you how to have good sex.
Next topic request: People offended by Science.
what? people get offended by science?
'ThE EaRtH Is FlAt' 'VaCcInEs DoN't WoRk' 'BaNgInG PlAtEs WiLl HeLp To EnD ThE PaNdEmIc' 'DeMoNitIsAtIoN WaS a MaStErStRoKe'
@@SleepIntoTheDiamondLife you don't know but they do. Many scientific discoveries like round earth, sun as the center of solar system were opposed. also not to forget how the people were willing to kill tesla
Upvote
Yes please
The most important Note "Jesus is a Middle Eastern."
The entire western world is ignorant of this matter.
Yeah... But I still debate if he was brown because Arabs are caucasian too. I mean white. Just like in India... you see Punjabis and Kashmiris, they are caucasians
Jesus Christ was a Jew and Jews are racially caucasians. Geographically middle easterns. So yeah Jesus Christ was a middle eastern but was he brown or was he white, it's unclear.
I didn't know until now.
@@UKpowerunleashed he was not a jew, according to christianity, jesus Christ is the promised Jewish Messiah.
Man, you are a genius. Last line almost put me off my chair. Greetings from Italy.
How about;
"We live in a world where men protect women from men! "
Wow what a paradox😂😂
Trueee
No it's not. It's same as writing a piece of code(anti-virus) to protect your system from another piece of code(virus)
We live in world where female are jealous of other female without even participation of male. If you want to see world in myopic vision then everything is bullshit except you and That's ignorance.
In India , Acquaintance rape is 50% . Unknown rape is 5 % .
Joseph Norton
In America it's at 78%
Keep Crying
We are in times when comedians talk sense and politicians do comedy.....
True
Very well said my friend 👍🏼
Agree
How unfortunate 🤦.
totally agree
I got offended because you left out atheists.
Edit:
Ongoing war in the replies.
Maybe because atheism is not a religion?
@@dubey.ashwin technically.
@@yoyodude-aoe2726 technically it's not a religion
@@cineverse442 yup technically it's not a religion.
But they "believe " that there's no God.
@@cineverse442 bro, it was supposed to taken as a joke that all atheist believe that.
I will consider myself as an atheist too.
Awesome..... We underestimated this guy for a long time.... He is way ahed than our times......... How can people hate Vir Das.....???? He don't jock.... He says truth & We are the jockers....we laugh....👌🏻❤
He just did the impossible, respect brother.
“Did we forget that Jesus was middle eastern” preach vir 😂 omg this was freaking amazing!! 😂😂
this is what happens when you dont read your history text book.
Mrs Allah!! lol, the dude killed it in this set.
@@sudeepbhurat bhai god ke rang pe bhi history book likhi gyi hai waah
@@ash-gr3gr nah bro but if you concentrate in the video carefully neither did vir describe how a middle eastern guy looks like he just assumed we know.... and secondly the comment she wrote was not related to Jesus's color but rather the location where he was born which is given in your text books .(this comment and above comment has a tinch of sarcasm please take it as such. i dont want to offend anyone out here.)(i know you sarcastically asked the above comment )
Man he take best way to make fun of religion , let's offend every body so nobody is offended
Offend everyone so everyone laughs at everyone and nobody gets offended. That's great idea nobody will use in India.
@@61.pranamyajoshi23 even after watching this video if you think u get offended by the comedians in india who joke on your god sorry to tell u but you still don't believe in your god ...or if you are getting offended because the comedian didn't talk about the other god u are just a part of the hate culture people are spreading
@@srijanagrawal8175 r.i.p. logic
@@srijanagrawal8175 🤣😂😂what ??mocking religions means hate ??😂🤣🤣get some brains
boy you should understand that he aint trynna offend or make fun of any religion it is what it is .....
Really funny! Super awesome set
"Entire saffron religion is trumped by the aspiration of a green card" Only Vir can write such witty jokes. 👏👏
Dear I didn’t understood this can you please explain this line ??
Yess💯
@@abhijitsingh5398 talking about how it is hypocritical that the Modi govt is killing Muslims for eating beef here in India and then sell those cows to his close friend Trump for green card aspirations 😂😂
@@abhijitsingh5398 Saffron is the colour that is conventionally associated with the Hindu religion and green is the colour that is conventionally associated with Islam.
@@meghnamurthy8123 wow 😃now i got this humour 😃thanks
I am muslim by birth, but not a single time I got offended. You put some good lines across. I am fan!!
Every body is human being by birth. You are muslim "by society" .
Same here. I am a Hindu. I am not offended. I am impressed by vir's comedy
It's good. But unfortunately, not everyone is like that. Be it any religion
I think you are missing the point here, buddy. Even if he does a joke about religion that offends you, it's fine. As the god will not be offended. He can take it. Then, So should you. :-D
You missed the point, but its cool
I noticed now that Vir actually looks like a modern Raja ram mohan roy.
In this last clip with the hat, yes agreed!
Dayum!
@Anand Sharma i will take everything he did against sati
@Anand Sharma okay , what did he do tho
It's unique and so much creative
This is simply amazing.