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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 9 ม.ค. 2021
  • Here's episode one of my new series #TenOnTen. I'm going to do ten pieces of stand-up about ten things in our world. You get to tell me what the next topic is. Leave your suggestion in the comments section. And please do share this video, it's important for so many reasons.
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  • @Ryery
    @Ryery 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4430

    "You think your God doesn't have a sense of humour?"
    "He made you."
    That's now my favourite comedy line ever.

    • @shaun8085
      @shaun8085 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      That was the best one ' - '

    • @shinzokaisen5801
      @shinzokaisen5801 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Coz This same *SOH* Crosses the Limit and Turns out to be an *Insult*
      Veerya Das Is an Insult to the God who Made him😶 Not for him but for his SoH or So Called Woke Jokes.
      I Hope You don't Call me out a Normie😄
      From SoH I Mean Sense of Hum.....🤦🏻‍♂️😂😂

    • @shylesh85
      @shylesh85 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      lol...and parents smartly dodged that question "God made U son"

    • @anoushkanautiyal
      @anoushkanautiyal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@shinzokaisen5801 Well not everyone is perfect. We all make mistakes and we all have wrong and selfish thoughts or do bad things. It just part of being a human. He doesn't believe that praying to God is going to help you at all. Because only YOU and the ones you trust can help you in difficult times. Your God wouldn't want you to pray to them or hate on people for not believing in HIM/HER or believing in a different God. That's a mentality we have created and are too stubborn to get out of.

    • @AbhijayAgarwal
      @AbhijayAgarwal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@anoushkanautiyal Yeah, would God really be happy with the "cow lynchers" in India? (cow lynchers are people who lynch other people who eat beef)

  • @Bravishi
    @Bravishi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8519

    The world wants to know the weight of those balls of steel

    • @madsysciest236
      @madsysciest236 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      why do he need balls of steel to say all that?

    • @user-ez8tr7qq1t
      @user-ez8tr7qq1t 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Weight = Minus mg

    • @Bravishi
      @Bravishi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +431

      @@madsysciest236 Because a species named "extremists" exists and this guy just offended most of its subspecies.

    • @anant0071
      @anant0071 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      786 kgs...

    • @nilk1229
      @nilk1229 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Ayesha ke wajan ke barabar

  • @joshuamaynard7180
    @joshuamaynard7180 2 ปีที่แล้ว +750

    i'm a survivor of abuse and molestation in the us and im a second class citezen even though i was born here just cause im hispanic your comedy helps me cope with both not even lying i have severe anxiety depression and mental breakdowns almost every night but your comedy helps me laugh even though im mute you make me laugh and it reminds me that the world isnt as bad as my situation or people that theres more than what im going through rn your comedy helps me to keep living

    • @lucifer6456
      @lucifer6456 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Yoo. Fight through the storm man. Keep strong and if you need help, ask for it. People on the internet can't help but family or friends can.

    • @prajwaljayaraj5887
      @prajwaljayaraj5887 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I hope that things are getting better for you, and we love you and we believe in you. And you also have fantastic taste in games.

    • @emahinata4888
      @emahinata4888 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      You might and end just give up but please dont just live. Please just do each and every stupid thing you thought of. Behave like a child. Go rebel if that makes you feel good. But don't add to the evil of the world and please dont just live.😁 Have you smiled today ? You might not have a reason but try doing it. Try and smile.

    • @gracenotme671
      @gracenotme671 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Vir Das helps me ignore the emptiness for a while

    • @adwaitab.3622
      @adwaitab.3622 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Don't worry, brother. This too shall pass.

  • @talibalvi8383
    @talibalvi8383 2 ปีที่แล้ว +562

    Everyone hates religious bigotry until the bigotry starts to come from their own religion. Then it becomes "don't say anything about my religion without getting multiple PhDs in our theology and history". Or "we have been tolerating for ages and we can't tolerate anymore".

  • @amalnourinsajith4008
    @amalnourinsajith4008 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2965

    "If you are offended by religious jokes, you are a human being. But if you are avenging religious jokes, then you are a fundamentalist."
    best thing I've heard in a long time....

    • @abhishekpatil5846
      @abhishekpatil5846 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Make an ig post out of it Vir.

    • @nilk1229
      @nilk1229 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      That's why Kamlesh Tiwari was butchered by Muslim fundamentalists.

    • @jahnavishanker4490
      @jahnavishanker4490 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Let's print this on a tshirt

    • @paradoxicalcitizen1139
      @paradoxicalcitizen1139 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@nilk1229 in a country where a breaking of a masjid is celebrated by the prime minister, let's not talk muslims shall we.

    • @savageme7330
      @savageme7330 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      @@paradoxicalcitizen1139 let's not forget that the Masgid was literally an illegal construction. If anyone gets offended, I'm sorry, I'm no one to interfere with your faith. But I believe reconstruction of the temple is a sign of decolonisation, and removing any trace of the foreign invaders that came to our land. Some extremists even go on to say that Taj Mahal and Red Fort etc, should also be demolished, but let's be honest, that's ridiculous. Not only are they famous tourist destinations, but also of national importance. But the Masgid wasn't really doing any good, except paving the way to a big religious riot.
      But of course, these are my opinions. Feel free to disagree.

  • @bhagat6127
    @bhagat6127 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2958

    My man!
    At this point, he's not even making Jokes, it's just Ted Talks about the real things in life.

    • @vibgyor9239
      @vibgyor9239 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @me bravo Oh!..please...don't get started here!

    • @vibgyor9239
      @vibgyor9239 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @me bravo Well...you people always fight on the basis of religions...by which most of the people get irritated...and I requested you (look I have written "please")not forced you like most of the religious fundamentalists.

    • @adithyasandeep6352
      @adithyasandeep6352 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @me bravo why is everything about Hindu-Muslim to you?
      Think beyond the religious barriers dividing our country and see how happy and heavenly our nation can be.

    • @anushitasharma3240
      @anushitasharma3240 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @me bravo he was not favouring any religion or was just talking about Muslims, he talked about Jesus, about Hindus but in general, he talked about religion and their mid beliefs. And just like he said if you are bothered so much by the stuff he said, is your faith really faith or a just a thing which gives you freedom of speech.

    • @anushitasharma3240
      @anushitasharma3240 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Bhagat idk what you were doing during the video but I laughed a lot and I bet others did too. And no it is not a ted talk, he is just smart with his words and makes us learn or become aware of things with a smile on our face.
      Sorry, you are not smart enough to pick up on his humour and talent. 😁😁

  • @shahinurrahman7869
    @shahinurrahman7869 2 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    ”If your faith is so rattled by a joke is it really that strong?”

    • @Prakhar_Kumar01
      @Prakhar_Kumar01 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I don't think its the faith actually getting rattled, its the second India getting rattled,
      Leave the faith alone,
      those people are stupid,
      but the faith doesn't connect with them,
      they try to connect with the faith forcefully

  • @kristideeley
    @kristideeley 2 ปีที่แล้ว +594

    My Christian butt was laughing to tears over the jokes about Jesus. Maybe cuz my mom's a caterer 😂😂😂😂 Keep it up, brother, and fuck the critics and haters! They just never learned how to laugh to begin with 🤷🏼‍♀️

    • @spycowboi2190
      @spycowboi2190 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Soo true

    • @madmax5789
      @madmax5789 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "Nobody fucks with critics but still cry the same way nobody fucked mary but Jesus cried " 🤣

    • @kristideeley
      @kristideeley 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @橙 right, because being a Christian means you don't sin at all, ever, cuz you're perfect. /sarcasm

    • @neilbrian1744
      @neilbrian1744 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kristideeley bible literally says that we should stay away from filthy language in Colossians and yeah we're not perfect but we can still try to be holy

    • @kristideeley
      @kristideeley 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@neilbrian1744 yes, the Bible says lots of things we shouldn't do. Doesn't mean we DON'T do them. We're human. We're not perfect. That's the whole point.

  • @thevirdas
    @thevirdas  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1928

    GUYS!!! Don't forget to leave me your suggestions for what the next episode of #tenonten should be about. Also...I wanna make this a popular and regular thing, and for that I need you to share it and like the shit out of it.

    • @adityachoppa1034
      @adityachoppa1034 3 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      Please do a set on education system in India

    • @vedantvaishampayan8004
      @vedantvaishampayan8004 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Gender.
      Side note: That chair looked really uncomfortable

    • @parkarmoiz
      @parkarmoiz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      I don't know y but i have a strong feeling that this was in solidarity to Munawar faruqui and I love you for that

    • @SHARKcrab
      @SHARKcrab 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      If I made a political party 🤓 that piece of set is just Awesome

    • @swatimadhwani4692
      @swatimadhwani4692 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Next #tenonten
      Something related to Marriages all over the world

  • @nixilodean3899
    @nixilodean3899 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4324

    we need to protect this man at any cost .. he's a hero...

    • @taukeedsiddiqui1900
      @taukeedsiddiqui1900 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Yeah i have watched his movie too
      Honestly telling i didn't liked it much though

    • @vibgyor9239
      @vibgyor9239 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      @@taukeedsiddiqui1900 Its ok!...not everyone have good taste...

    • @nilk1229
      @nilk1229 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Hero,nice joke. You can become a better comedian than him cause your joke made me laugh

    • @nixilodean3899
      @nixilodean3899 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@taukeedsiddiqui1900 maybe u watched mastizaade instead of go goa gone

    • @nixilodean3899
      @nixilodean3899 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@aamar_kotha are bhai me thodi kiya.. Ua comment on my comment.. Bahar ja k comment kr baba😂😅..

  • @ramkumarls
    @ramkumarls 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1122

    Thanks to the BJP sangis for the #TwoIndians outcry. They simply introduced to me Vir Das and now I can know how wonderful his comedies are. Watched all your videos now and you are simply awesome.

  • @rifqiaji5031
    @rifqiaji5031 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Man, I hope I have a community that listens to this and they are still laughing. I am a religious, but I really hate those guys who pretend to protect their religion but yet having their hidden agenda. They just simply accuse others with blasphemy this blasphemy that. You really do great thing Mr. Vir

  • @diyatheras4436
    @diyatheras4436 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1909

    'We listen to comedians and laugh at politicians.' This was once a joke, but a reality now!! 😂

    • @pretty948
      @pretty948 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😑

    • @shahinxsha3693
      @shahinxsha3693 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Agree❤️

    • @jugalpatil4048
      @jugalpatil4048 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      True

    • @divyamohanankk
      @divyamohanankk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      True point and that's what threatens the politicians because what described them was their oratorship and with their wisdom comedian have taken oven poltician. True that poltician make us laugh and stand up comedians make us think

    • @jinujoseph318
      @jinujoseph318 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Perfect ❤️

  • @zaynularefin1879
    @zaynularefin1879 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1480

    I'm going to tell my son one day " you think i don't have sense of humour, i made u"

    • @amishpatel1137
      @amishpatel1137 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      To me that sunk in so fast ... hilarious

    • @sanketsarode6213
      @sanketsarode6213 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      Plot twist
      He ain't yours.The joke is on you

    • @zaynularefin1879
      @zaynularefin1879 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@sanketsarode6213 lol🤣

    • @lokendrathakur5240
      @lokendrathakur5240 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      and he is gonna reply "my point still stands"

    • @movieclipsadda2020
      @movieclipsadda2020 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      N your husband's like " Ahmmmm Hmmm " 😁

  • @randomhooman3236
    @randomhooman3236 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    sadly people use half edited videos to show that he is targeting one particular religion
    i'm a proud hindu but i wasn't offended at all god knows everything
    our gods have forgiven demons who have abused them then why we cant take small jokes

    • @debopriyapaul7807
      @debopriyapaul7807 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      We shouldn't take His mercy and forgiveness for granted

    • @randomhooman3236
      @randomhooman3236 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Elamado97 no because i love the culture and history of my religion
      if i will be born in a muslim family in next birth i might leave that religion if i don't find it's practices right

  • @kimmorgan6363
    @kimmorgan6363 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    Why hasn't he been more publicized?! He's the best I've heard in a long time.

  • @datatourist
    @datatourist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1402

    If you perform in open there is no studio to be vandalised😂

    • @aarohansharma4551
      @aarohansharma4551 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Modern problems require modern solutions

    • @Yash-wm1nj
      @Yash-wm1nj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      ** outstanding move ** 😂😂

    • @siddharthkaley9304
      @siddharthkaley9304 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      If he had done that show in Aarey it would have paved way for Metro carshed.

    • @sumitrawat9043
      @sumitrawat9043 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sarcasm 😎

    • @snowflakeseverywhere8344
      @snowflakeseverywhere8344 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      By certain peaceful community.

  • @mohammedsafwan3517
    @mohammedsafwan3517 3 ปีที่แล้ว +875

    "If your faith is so rattled by a joke is it really that strong." PREACH

    • @Rakeshricky151
      @Rakeshricky151 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      "Samuel patty says hi"

    • @rossank3419
      @rossank3419 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Ask those who beheaded a teacher in France ..at least people are just protesting and not killing here ..

    • @ishanpradhan8958
      @ishanpradhan8958 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Aalla is trash.

    • @rupamkandolkar3711
      @rupamkandolkar3711 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bhaie Angrazy( English) KUCH samja nahi mai..?? Kay bola vo thoda samjalo to accha hoga...!!

    • @rupamkandolkar3711
      @rupamkandolkar3711 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@ishanpradhan8958 bhaie chup kar , kahi France say vo log tayre ghar pay na pohoch jayeh!

  • @TinaLynn
    @TinaLynn ปีที่แล้ว +24

    As an atheist, this has to be THE funniest and most brilliantly spoken of any religious jokes on youtube... your insight is hilarious! Thank you for this! ♥

  • @lukes8557
    @lukes8557 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I am a religious person myself and I am a strong believer that there is no subject that can’t be used for comedy. This was one of the funniest videos I’ve ever watched and it doesn’t matter that he is making jokes about my religion because they are exactly that, jokes.

    • @happiestalive4365
      @happiestalive4365 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Please spread your message to all the religious folks man.

    • @lukes8557
      @lukes8557 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@happiestalive4365 I’ll do my best!

    • @thefailedcricketer2705
      @thefailedcricketer2705 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just to make yout point legitimate you lied that you are a religious person.Hypocrite.

    • @lukes8557
      @lukes8557 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thefailedcricketer2705 bro I am religious what’s your point exactly

  • @akasage4428
    @akasage4428 3 ปีที่แล้ว +470

    I still remember him saying that we are not ready for religious jokes few years back. But he finally did it. Such an amazing piece.

    • @zufishansaba4634
      @zufishansaba4634 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Idk why you crack jokes on muslim religion when u dont know more than half of the information about it. You are just brainwashed by media showing religion in the wrong light . First do your research

    • @memehu2910
      @memehu2910 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@zufishansaba4634 😂🤔😀😀😀😀😀🤣🤣🤣

    • @ayushpandey6595
      @ayushpandey6595 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@zufishansaba4634 Nah , If people can crack jokes on Christianity , Judaism , Hinduism.
      Why to Exempt Islam?
      Any virgin quota?

    • @akasage4428
      @akasage4428 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@zufishansaba4634 Why we crack jokes?
      to make others laugh, thats all there is to it.

    • @ayushpandey6595
      @ayushpandey6595 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@zufishansaba4634 again bro , U are just getting Violated.
      These are mere jokes , let's become liberal atleast Tolerable.
      You can't Blame BJP unless you leave behind your Religious orthodoxy.

  • @KarlRock
    @KarlRock 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2806

    I met you at NH7 Weekender Pune. You asked me if I was in a band performing. But na, I just look like PewDiePie. Ps. Thanks for letting me take a selfie with ya.

    • @doctorcapacitor7932
      @doctorcapacitor7932 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Hi indian scamm exposer buddy

    • @adityaranjan3638
      @adityaranjan3638 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Love your content man! keep it rolling!

    • @manakirai2419
      @manakirai2419 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Second life reality kise chaiye hoti hai waise bi 😬

    • @vishwakumar2864
      @vishwakumar2864 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @NOTaHeroForSure
      @NOTaHeroForSure 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@arifahmed9801 Really......Entire show was based on hindu and Modi Satire as a backdrop........Grow up dude.

  • @himiko6795
    @himiko6795 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    That's a really strong line he said, Leave my jokes alone God can take it.. He made sun, moon, earth everything...if u r matured and educated enough u will get what he is trying to say👍

    • @siddhanth124
      @siddhanth124 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yep it was pure joke 😂😂

    • @Emilia-kz1eq
      @Emilia-kz1eq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yes. And even if god has no sense of humor, i believe god would be too busy with all the violence and harm we are causing the world to notice the jokes.

  • @sureshvasantada461
    @sureshvasantada461 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I didn't even know there is comedian called vir das but because of bjp people who gave him unwanted publicity on two India's joke
    Now I found out the best , thank u for introducing the best comedian

  • @varshasindhu5672
    @varshasindhu5672 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1574

    Hindus don’t get offended if you crack jokes about Hinduism, they get offended if you don’t crack jokes about Islam.

    • @just-some-muslim
      @just-some-muslim 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      😂woah

    • @vinaybengani5140
      @vinaybengani5140 3 ปีที่แล้ว +196

      Pretty rich that one! Do you even know what happened to kamlesh tiwari, tasleema nasreen & the teacher in France who depicted the so called prophet as cartoon? Hindus are tolerant & secular unlike the followers of Islam.

    • @asadshaikh4643
      @asadshaikh4643 3 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      @@vinaybengani5140 bro I tell u that the person who killed that teacher was wrong.... Becuz if the someones faith gets affected by such thing then their faith is not strong enough.... It's the same happened as in India a Muslim guy was killed for eating beef... Even though it was not beef but it was mutton

    • @singharpan9859
      @singharpan9859 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @LoL ldh maro ab yaha pe.. is poori video ka kuch fayda ni hua

    • @puravtayal2963
      @puravtayal2963 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@singharpan9859 Even though he bitched about what every religion Is doing wrong. These people will never Stop getting offended.

  • @aishwaryakarnik9462
    @aishwaryakarnik9462 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1432

    Next Topic: Normalise being smarter than elders. Stop playing " hum bade hai" card!

    • @aravindma2209
      @aravindma2209 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      The thing is, everyone grows old one day

    • @maheedharsai9433
      @maheedharsai9433 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Second this

    • @sangeetachatterjee18
      @sangeetachatterjee18 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      @@aravindma2209 right, everyone grows old one day, but growing old is not equivalent to growing smarter.. younger folks can be smarter and there is no shame to accept and understand what they are saying or reasoning.. instead of shutting them down by saying “listen to us, hum bade hai”

    • @josephthomas3538
      @josephthomas3538 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Oh my goood, this is needed.

    • @adamyadhiman1140
      @adamyadhiman1140 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      THANK YOU!!!!....... someone
      .....

  • @sylviafrancis2429
    @sylviafrancis2429 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Just loved every moment of this. I'm a devout Catholic but didn't get offended as I sincerely believe that Jesus has a great sense if humor!

    • @nitttin
      @nitttin 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      And i was thinking his father made you

    • @shubhankardasgupta4777
      @shubhankardasgupta4777 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Unless you start conversion. Never forget the Portugese on what they did in Goa.

  • @paradisestar6125
    @paradisestar6125 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "the reason I can't do all the jokes in my head is because all of us are collectively worshipping a gujrati uncle" and "you think god doesn't have sense of humour?"
    "he made you"
    got me laughing horribly

  • @ethanrodrigues1224
    @ethanrodrigues1224 3 ปีที่แล้ว +635

    As a Christian watching a guy do jokes on Christianity, I loved it.

    • @samirkaushik8863
      @samirkaushik8863 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nice

    • @avr87
      @avr87 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Its because we're generally more secure about our beliefs.

    • @EM-xm5hb
      @EM-xm5hb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      me2

    • @nsptech9773
      @nsptech9773 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Will you still love it if this man mocks your parents? I doubt you won't!
      You can call me intolerant, that's complete fine!
      I would prefer to be mocked and hated by the world rather than loving a foolish guy who inherently mocks the most high king!
      And even Jesus was mocked by their own people when he spake the truth!
      He revealed many things to us, he spake absolute truth, he came as a light to this broken world!
      _And yet, eventhough he was mocked, he didn't withhold his love for us, so much that he was willing to make intercession for us by suffering painful death that we deserve!_
      This man named Jesus of Nazareth whom I spake to you now, is gonna return soon with thousands of his angles on judgement day!
      No matter who you are, no matter what religion but one day you are going to stand before the king!
      *The word of God is not something to be made fun of, that's blasphemous, this is no joke*

    • @ethanrodrigues1224
      @ethanrodrigues1224 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@nsptech9773 I pity you

  • @tanmaysavdavkar7671
    @tanmaysavdavkar7671 3 ปีที่แล้ว +888

    Truly secular person... Made sure every religion gets offended and not just one...😂😂😂😂

    • @rohitlandge7033
      @rohitlandge7033 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Not much on Mohammad

    • @sidgoriya245
      @sidgoriya245 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@rohitlandge7033 exactly 💯

    • @zonzaykay
      @zonzaykay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@rohitlandge7033 dude did you see the video?

    • @rohitlandge7033
      @rohitlandge7033 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @Hrishitava Sarkar nahi bhai aisa nahi hai islam mohammad par joke banate waqt log bichakte hi hai
      Jesus par bohot joke banaye but not mohammad

    • @rohitlandge7033
      @rohitlandge7033 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@zonzaykay i have seen it ... many on jesus not much on mohammad

  • @amiramin82
    @amiramin82 2 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    Fundamentalists are just dumb. I am a muslim and i fully enjoyed your jokes, been a long time fan, and just found that you have a youtube channel :P , good on you bud, rooting for you

    • @indianstorm7366
      @indianstorm7366 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think you should try "Charlie Hebdo" also😉😁🤪😜😂😂

    • @tiger3091
      @tiger3091 ปีที่แล้ว

      How abt a joke on Muhammad's Ped0philia considered a sunnat????

    • @mace7467
      @mace7467 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Good for you. You seem chill! 😎

    • @mariarauf3280
      @mariarauf3280 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@indianstorm7366 why should he?

    • @indianstorm7366
      @indianstorm7366 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mariarauf3280 As he is a liberal muslim.

  • @ButchWilson
    @ButchWilson ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This man is insightful, honest and so very freakin' valuable. Thank you, Vir Das!

  • @manishmalhotra8099
    @manishmalhotra8099 3 ปีที่แล้ว +587

    I can feel pain, anger, frustration, sadness and everything in his voice.

    • @LAvenus79
      @LAvenus79 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes. I relate to what everything he had said

    • @human3213
      @human3213 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I can relate to his
      Hypocrisy
      Bruh
      Let's see if he can make a video on Mohammed x aisha pedophilia

    • @hellonhead5905
      @hellonhead5905 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@human3213 dude he mocks every religion... 😑🤦‍♂️

    • @blzKrg
      @blzKrg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@human3213 he did mock every religion. And lets just talk about how hypocritical you are for getting offended by a joke on an animal and you want jokes about someone else's god with porn in it.

    • @AbhijayAgarwal
      @AbhijayAgarwal 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Syed Marjukur Rohman bruh, extremely haram

  • @themountaingirl4736
    @themountaingirl4736 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1317

    The green card joke where pple went silent 😂. That hit them hard.

    • @omkarsalunkhe4390
      @omkarsalunkhe4390 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      If you got that joke, could you please explain it to me ?

    • @munnaito5655
      @munnaito5655 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@omkarsalunkhe4390 yea me too pls

    • @shevonabrahamsamuel2683
      @shevonabrahamsamuel2683 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      It's a permanent resident card for individuals residing in USA

    • @ManzarSahil
      @ManzarSahil 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      @@omkarsalunkhe4390 He meant when on your home land cow is the one of the prime issues and people are ready to kill families for it , but when you go abroad they serve the same cow from India every where and you don't object that.

    • @mazscsu
      @mazscsu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      @@madhurinarkhede980 A cow is a cow. And when you cannot tolerate people eating cow and kill them for it in your country but run towards a country where cows are killed daily, it just shows where your real priorities lie and how you tolerate the same behavior when it benefits you.

  • @alexd8145
    @alexd8145 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Mr. Vir Das,
    I would like to let you know how proud I am of you as a person, not because I’m a huge fan, but because EVERYONE has the right to speak their mind. HATERS WILL HATE!!
    I don’t understand why and how it is not okay to say how you feel if it’s a democratic country. Why is an ‘Arnab Goswami’ so offended by this?
    You do you! I’m with you & I’m sure a lot of people that believe in freedom are!!

  • @random5524
    @random5524 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    thats not comedy, this guy just doing ted talks, stating facts in a way it will get through our head

  • @aamirkundi98
    @aamirkundi98 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1055

    I am a Muslim and a Pakistani and I loved every second of this video. Hats off to Vir Das. And plz make a ten on ten on indo Pak relations.

    • @devsharma3284
      @devsharma3284 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      yes yes please that's a good topic

    • @ayaan-world
      @ayaan-world 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Good to see people like u bro

    • @ramsey627
      @ramsey627 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I understand you are trying to make a point, but you didn't really need to specify your religion just saying.

    • @aamirkundi98
      @aamirkundi98 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Nah man religion is the biggest part of my identity, I do need to specify it.

    • @ramsey627
      @ramsey627 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@aamirkundi98 alright, good for you 🙂

  • @sreekarpradyumna
    @sreekarpradyumna 3 ปีที่แล้ว +470

    "You think he doesn't have a sense of humour? He made you." Someone call an ambulance. Third degree burns out here.

    • @ahsanashfaq4430
      @ahsanashfaq4430 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      F is in the chat for mankind

    • @aarushisharma2625
      @aarushisharma2625 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      God's not a person with a gender. That's just us being stupid.

    • @mathewsteven
      @mathewsteven 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aarushisharma2625 Well God chooses to be called by the male pronouns so yea

    • @aarushisharma2625
      @aarushisharma2625 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mathewsteven God chooses nothing. It's us. We create our gods. We name them. We clothe them. We assign them personalities and genders and powers. And then we worship them. It's very simple. God is male because our society is male dominated. Society is responsible. Humans are responsible. If everybody understood this simple fact, we'd have a lot less conflict.

    • @mathewsteven
      @mathewsteven 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aarushisharma2625 1) Not all gods are created.
      2) You are talking about the hindu gods, idols, who are created. The real God isn't clothed or named.
      3) God is male not because our society is 'male dominated'. Our society is male dominated because men are stronger and are arguably better leaders. We got to where we are today because men were the leaders.
      God chooses to mainly identify as male because he is more masculine that feminine.

  • @parvejkhanpk
    @parvejkhanpk ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I just started to watch your comedies and fallen in love with it. You just don't tell jokes, you have strong ideology, believes and a clear viewpoints! I respect that, loved it. Do continue.. ❤️🤗

  • @dankbangayahu4835
    @dankbangayahu4835 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Im offended as there were no Jokes on Jains lol

    • @SohailKhan-ek6ng
      @SohailKhan-ek6ng 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂😂👌

    • @mrdeba.007
      @mrdeba.007 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You eat veg at home but eat non veg when away from home😂😂
      Actually, I do the same😉

    • @dankbangayahu4835
      @dankbangayahu4835 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mrdeba.007 aye daa, i dont eat non veg anywhere😂

    • @shivakumarl701
      @shivakumarl701 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well that means your extremists need to work harder 🤣🤣🤣

    • @mrdeba.007
      @mrdeba.007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dankbangayahu4835 Ahh I see you're a man of culture😉

  • @NG-jy7zg
    @NG-jy7zg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +338

    “You think he doesn’t have a sense of humor?
    He made YOU”
    Dead 😂

    • @TheEnthraller
      @TheEnthraller 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Don't know how many got that one

    • @AsifAli-dh6pv
      @AsifAli-dh6pv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂fav part

    • @ayshajinan1296
      @ayshajinan1296 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That was the best line 🤣

    • @aarushisharma2625
      @aarushisharma2625 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah. Its funny how so many people think god is a person with a specific gender who is sitting in the clouds creating things. BS. That's just us being idiots as always.

    • @Deadlymm
      @Deadlymm 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Take away of the whole video

  • @ayushmishra4358
    @ayushmishra4358 3 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    This gave us an idea that in India talk about religion in english it's just so safe .
    Even gujarati uncle will feel helpless.🤣🤣🤣

    • @ejajejaj2946
      @ejajejaj2946 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂

    • @human3213
      @human3213 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He s a joke
      Lol
      He can't make a joke on
      Mohammed xaisha pedophilia
      Lol
      Let's see if he can make a joke on 9/11
      But godhra riots seems funny
      Of course
      How about making jokes on kashmiri hindus
      Sounds fun
      Hypocrisy at its peak

  • @Nirajkumar-br1wm
    @Nirajkumar-br1wm ปีที่แล้ว +8

    To be honest if vir would've done whole of this act in hindi he would've been the most hated person in india just like kunal kamra and munawar faruqui

    • @tanujashree
      @tanujashree ปีที่แล้ว

      Please don't compare him with Kunal Kamra. Vir das comedy is very thoughtful and full of satire. He makes intelligent jokes. Kunal Kamra survives on BJP.

    • @Nirajkumar-br1wm
      @Nirajkumar-br1wm ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tanujashree miss its a harsh reality that in today's time comedians are doing some real journalism stuff and sometimes humor and satire only rests upon real things going on in society

  • @nangpa
    @nangpa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    One of most underrated stand up comedian from India. The reason you get lesser views because your jokes are in English. Try doing hindi aswell. I m pretty sure your views are gonna go exponential but hatreds as well from some of hypocrites. Good job sir. Huge fan.

    • @nikhiliyengar1510
      @nikhiliyengar1510 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's always better to do it in English than a regional language for outreach.

  • @chiraglunagaria4597
    @chiraglunagaria4597 3 ปีที่แล้ว +665

    Indian Police : So how many cases do you want?
    Vir Das : yes

    • @paradoxicalcitizen1139
      @paradoxicalcitizen1139 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @Wase I also get upset when my imaginary sky being is targeted.

    • @infinityxtanishq8712
      @infinityxtanishq8712 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@paradoxicalcitizen1139 lol

    • @missmalaprop7455
      @missmalaprop7455 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@mel1076 but then, when did the English language become equivalent to literacy?

    • @debiprasadpradhan5118
      @debiprasadpradhan5118 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      After munawar Faruk all gone afried😂🤣 that's why he joke on all religions.
      Otherwise they'll target on a single religion

    • @Openslate
      @Openslate 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@debiprasadpradhan5118 yes 😂🤣

  • @bobshah1052
    @bobshah1052 3 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    "I got so offended when I didn't understand the sarcasm" , said the holy people of ignorance and hypocrisy.

  • @singh7449
    @singh7449 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    My english is week but i got all your jokes and it was sarcastic, hilarious and based on real events.
    And thanks for subtitles.

    • @amita2670
      @amita2670 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      good job bro

  • @BirdieGreenstone1313
    @BirdieGreenstone1313 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    "I do not believe in ritual or religion because I believe in God, much like I do not believe in bungee jumping or sky diving because I believe in gravity."
    Gold. 😂

  • @nayandutta168
    @nayandutta168 3 ปีที่แล้ว +419

    "If you walk into a room and laugh at 3 religious jokes and when the last one comes on your religion and you can't take it and behead people...I'm sorry you need a better religious faith"

    • @ayushshukla6823
      @ayushshukla6823 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      if you did research then you would know that the person you're talking about made a lot of jokes on his own religion if not the most on his own religion. You are just too lazy to find out, you are happy living in your own microcosm without trying to find out what you are being told or shown is true or not, if it's true then is it the whole truth or the half truth. Don't forget that half truth is more dangerous than a lie.

    • @mememinister5224
      @mememinister5224 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@ayushshukla6823 well i ain't sure if you noticed the " while reading but he quoted someone, why tf would you bs him

    • @santoryuugaming268
      @santoryuugaming268 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@ayushshukla6823 bruh u dumb? He's not talking about vir

    • @bobshah1052
      @bobshah1052 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I sense insecurities

    • @ayushshukla6823
      @ayushshukla6823 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@mememinister5224 Lol, I know who exactly he was talking about. Since, he was referring to that person indirectly, I did the same thing as well. And everyone is such a big hypocrite, they don't mind making fun of other religions in public or private while excluding their own religion. But it grinds their gears when someone does the exact same thing have been doing or have done in the past, except this time the other person is doing it to earn his living.
      When arnob was arrested they started crying about freedom of speech and started quoting chandrachud to justify and masquerade all the toxic and hateful things said about other religion to increase social disharmony and brainwash people.
      When the beheading happened in france, in news channels they were shouting omg you can't take a joke or can't handle it just because someone showed or created a cartoon. But when someone makes fun of your god or you took it that way, it's justified to vandalise the place where the event happened and put someone behind bars while not giving bail by giving some bogus reason as your justification.
      Just remember justice chandrachud's words "if you don't like it then don't watch it" and move on with your life. Focus on more important things like improving yourself, your surroundings, your country.
      If you keep focusing on fickle things and keep infighting while neglecting development. The whole world just watch you, like you are a bunch of apes or monkeys fighting each other in a zoo or circus. Outsiders don't really care about your fickle differences except when it helps them for their personal needs and to keep you in check so that you don't develop and become more powerful.
      70 years of infighting and differences has made us lag behind countries which got their independence almost the same time as us(especially China). 70 years of trying to bring harmony and maintaining unity among diversity has been eroded in a couple of years .

  • @borntowild480
    @borntowild480 3 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    "If your faith is rattled by a joke is it that strong?"
    Line of the decade 👍👍

    • @d3v3n_51ngh
      @d3v3n_51ngh 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Woah

    • @prashantmaravi7899
      @prashantmaravi7899 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's something i can get tattooed

    • @human3213
      @human3213 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      So hinduism according to them is most funniest thing left. Instead funniest thing is Hindus themselves support those who make fun of sita maa , he never made jokes on owaisi , allah , molvi , jihad , conversions, killings , azam khan , shaheen bagh etc

    • @d3v3n_51ngh
      @d3v3n_51ngh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@human3213 to ye koi school hai kya . Teacher ne sirf mujhe mara unko bhi to dekho

    • @pradnyasurana4801
      @pradnyasurana4801 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@d3v3n_51ngh 😂😂

  • @sanjivb53
    @sanjivb53 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Vir did a modern Sermon on the Mount.
    And the multitude did applaud him.

  • @ferdinandoscala
    @ferdinandoscala 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Man, you are a genius. Last line almost put me off my chair. Greetings from Italy.

  • @amitojsingh2402
    @amitojsingh2402 3 ปีที่แล้ว +447

    Next Topic : World Leaders (What they are, what we need)

    • @simrantharwani3848
      @simrantharwani3848 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wow that's a good one.I for one definitely wanna listen him talk about this

    • @sureel69
      @sureel69 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Waiting.......

    • @abaan8635
      @abaan8635 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      nice one

    • @AryanSingh-fs2pr
      @AryanSingh-fs2pr 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Totally agreed on it.

  • @palashshrivastava5950
    @palashshrivastava5950 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1930

    The best thing about Vir is that he is secular with the jokes too.

    • @computer_mastery_tech_wisdom
      @computer_mastery_tech_wisdom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Secular is Cringe
      He is an atheist or agnostic maybe

    • @raghav4682
      @raghav4682 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      @@computer_mastery_tech_wisdom bro he literally said he believes in god, then how come he is atheist or agnostic?

    • @anindyachowdhury1811
      @anindyachowdhury1811 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@computer_mastery_tech_wisdom he s not an atheist,,, he believes in a higher power but not in religions...

    • @sherrysabran3101
      @sherrysabran3101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Does secular means to defame Hindu culture...

    • @wolf1o8
      @wolf1o8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No he is only secular with making money

  • @ahmadabdulazeeztugga7147
    @ahmadabdulazeeztugga7147 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    We live in a very confusing, difficult and challenging world. Anyone who says we don't need people like vir are the problems of the world. We 100% need someone to call us out and make us laugh a little.

  • @TexasBean956ALV
    @TexasBean956ALV 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Thank God your videos came up on my feed. Searched, “offensive comedy” 😂😂😂.

  • @dikshitav7722
    @dikshitav7722 3 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    " If your faith is rattled by a joke, is it really that strong?! "

    • @xxgreekgodxx3289
      @xxgreekgodxx3289 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Criticizing is much more logical than a joke...

    • @komalsharma7914
      @komalsharma7914 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Don't know ask kamlesh tiwari. If u can....

    • @Skypuran
      @Skypuran 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The end solved the equation ✌️

    • @dearspydey8011
      @dearspydey8011 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@komalsharma7914 😂

    • @calpet.
      @calpet. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@komalsharma7914 Befitting Response To That IDIOT.

  • @md.ashikulalam9903
    @md.ashikulalam9903 3 ปีที่แล้ว +343

    "Do you think your God doesn't have a sense of humor? He made you!" Holy moly! Rofl

    • @donaldxinping8206
      @donaldxinping8206 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      But thare haram right?

    • @fawalworld
      @fawalworld 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@donaldxinping8206 so is whiskey 🙄🙄

  • @Nomankhan458
    @Nomankhan458 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Bro! Your writing is a level above. In fact, way above our comprehension (I mean the bhakts!)

  • @vaishnavikunwar5662
    @vaishnavikunwar5662 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You Know what lets just make this guy the most subscribed and popular person in the world..... I mean we have the 2nd largest population in the world so i guess we can do that..... For the sake of our real feelings which we generally won't say becoz of that 4 chaar log kya kahenge.....

  • @athirakunnath7501
    @athirakunnath7501 3 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    How about;
    "We live in a world where men protect women from men! "
    Wow what a paradox😂😂

    • @shatakshisharma5240
      @shatakshisharma5240 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Trueee

    • @VermaAman
      @VermaAman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No it's not. It's same as writing a piece of code(anti-virus) to protect your system from another piece of code(virus)

    • @gauravkr74
      @gauravkr74 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      We live in world where female are jealous of other female without even participation of male. If you want to see world in myopic vision then everything is bullshit except you and That's ignorance.

    • @josephnorton6859
      @josephnorton6859 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      In India , Acquaintance rape is 50% . Unknown rape is 5 % .

    • @human3213
      @human3213 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Joseph Norton
      In America it's at 78%
      Keep Crying

  • @purwakhandelwal7838
    @purwakhandelwal7838 3 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    Nobody acknowledging the Gujrati uncle he was talking about 😂😂 Now on I am calling Modi and Amit Shah Gujrati uncles.

    • @hemrajmandal1775
      @hemrajmandal1775 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Now i cant unconsider it😂

    • @romaamarnani
      @romaamarnani 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I felt like I just got the joke. Have to rewatch the whole thing now

    • @uglyindian69420
      @uglyindian69420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Even Ambani is Gujarati.

  • @ahmedullah8540
    @ahmedullah8540 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    You know why dislikes are low because religious people can even understand his words 😂😂

  • @Cat_._._
    @Cat_._._ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I'm a muslim and really this was my point my whole life ..how will god know what is TV? How can prophet Mohammed make rules about watching tv and other stuff when it wasn't there when he was here (watching tv is considered as a sin in our religion)

    • @lifesuccessfactors4261
      @lifesuccessfactors4261 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Damm bro.

    • @meesamraza3362
      @meesamraza3362 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bro Wth Watching TV is Not A Sin "Watching Bad Things" are Sin in General and if you are taught that watching normal stuff is bad you r being taught wrong. Don't put the blanket statement idiot

  • @bajiraosingham9495
    @bajiraosingham9495 3 ปีที่แล้ว +538

    Finally an Indian comedian to joke about ALL religions.

    • @uditsharma5424
      @uditsharma5424 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He is insulting gods of hindus and not other religion god so shut up bro that he is making all religion 😑

    • @athultom1227
      @athultom1227 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@uditsharma5424 wow we were you deaf when he talked about Allah and Jesus
      Stop being such a snow flake

    • @Technoforward
      @Technoforward 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@uditsharma5424 🤡

    • @MrPjspacejam
      @MrPjspacejam 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Athul Tom Bitch please. All the offensive jokes were reserved for HINDU Gods.
      Jesus & Allah jokes were just Jesus & Allah being wholesome and cool as fuck. Those jokes only ridiculed the fanatical followers of their relegion ( that too not to the extent that he ridiculed Hindu followers ).
      He endlessly ranted about Hindus and cow piss ( nowhere near as common a practice among Hindus as he made it out to be ) but never dared to ridicule Muslims for consuming camel piss because he knows exactly the kind of consequences he might have to suffer once this video went viral.
      Check out what some snowflakes from a particular relegion did to Kamlesh Tiwari & Charlie Hebdo.
      Pointing out how he's taking way more offensive jibes on 1 relegion compared to the other 2 isn't being a snowflake. It's just that you lack the intelligence to notice such subtle details.

    • @hemanthkrishnan8108
      @hemanthkrishnan8108 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@uditsharma5424 bro did u watch the first half of the video. it was jokes about jesus and allah. even so do u think god will get offended by simple jokes. dude he is god why should he get offended by his own creations joke

  • @Priyanshu_Jain
    @Priyanshu_Jain 3 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    Veer is really "Veer = Brave" enough to talk about religion in this country. More power to you ❤️✨

    • @SD-po6hk
      @SD-po6hk 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      But he didn't talk about Nangu Pungus( Nuďìes) of Your Rèligion 🤣, Otherwise It would be a wholesome act.... But Still it was a good act😁.

    • @Priyanshu_Jain
      @Priyanshu_Jain 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@SD-po6hk yeah I was feeling left out 😂 He just ignored us 😂

    • @SD-po6hk
      @SD-po6hk 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Priyanshu_Jain Your Community is Small and Peaceful that's why he didn't bother making fun of it😊. BTW kudos to you✌🏻.

    • @Priyanshu_Jain
      @Priyanshu_Jain 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@SD-po6hk true!
      We all are peaceful until the bad politicians & extremists do their job of dividing this great nation 👍🏼

    • @SD-po6hk
      @SD-po6hk 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Priyanshu_Jain I couldn't agree more brother ✌🏻

  • @anishaa6216
    @anishaa6216 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I am a doctor and when i refused gaumutra at a funeral once i got some really bad looks from the relatives. It was so bad that it made me doubt my medical education and i googled "benefits of gaumutra"

  • @thinklogically2042
    @thinklogically2042 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I am a fan from now onwards after hearing two india episode. Earlier I was a andhbhakt(hope u can understand🤣🤣)and ur two india concept just changed my mind. U r a legend❤❤❤❤

  • @pratikdongare4281
    @pratikdongare4281 3 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    the series should be officially called 'VEER DUS.

  • @aamir-khan
    @aamir-khan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    *"God has a great sense of humour because they made us lol."*

  • @hependrarajawat5250
    @hependrarajawat5250 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Hey!! this is something extraordinary, I loved the entire episode.
    the only feedback is when it came to your religion you got slightly aggressive while the jokes are apt and timing was perfect.

  • @johanfrancis2001
    @johanfrancis2001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Thank you for your 2 Indian joke....
    It brought me here...

  • @bombayboys1
    @bombayboys1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +584

    The most important Note "Jesus is a Middle Eastern."

    • @kundukulam5808
      @kundukulam5808 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      The entire western world is ignorant of this matter.

    • @UKpowerunleashed
      @UKpowerunleashed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yeah... But I still debate if he was brown because Arabs are caucasian too. I mean white. Just like in India... you see Punjabis and Kashmiris, they are caucasians

    • @UKpowerunleashed
      @UKpowerunleashed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Jesus Christ was a Jew and Jews are racially caucasians. Geographically middle easterns. So yeah Jesus Christ was a middle eastern but was he brown or was he white, it's unclear.

    • @g.naveenkumar1349
      @g.naveenkumar1349 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I didn't know until now.

    • @peace6646
      @peace6646 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@UKpowerunleashed he was not a jew, according to christianity, jesus Christ is the promised Jewish Messiah.

  • @simerpreetkaur80
    @simerpreetkaur80 3 ปีที่แล้ว +480

    Probably the most meaningful and brave talks ever heard.

    • @kanishkshah8193
      @kanishkshah8193 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Islam is the true religion
      ....
      ...
      ...
      ...
      ...
      After all ,the universe started with an explosion 😁😁😁

    • @thebiharibiker
      @thebiharibiker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes, the most meaningful as he didn't mention any of the 'Gurus' 😂

    • @kendo1245
      @kendo1245 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thebiharibiker stfu

    • @Deutsche21
      @Deutsche21 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes Certainly.

    • @pawanbansode9886
      @pawanbansode9886 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kanishkshah8193 That was way too sarcastic😂😂

  • @saiprasadpadalkar1510
    @saiprasadpadalkar1510 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hey Vir Das, although I don't like the vulgar language most of the stand up comedians use, I must say you are one of the most sensible comdian on the earth. Well done brorher, keep up the good work!👍

  • @francoismart
    @francoismart 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My cow recommended you, and i don't regret it, I pressed the bell.

  • @shivanibaranwal106
    @shivanibaranwal106 3 ปีที่แล้ว +397

    A simple staright message : "Have a sense of humour".
    And nothing will ever offend you.

    • @avisheksharma2735
      @avisheksharma2735 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ❤️

    • @ghoshalshah4749
      @ghoshalshah4749 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Exactly.

    • @rubayaafzal2658
      @rubayaafzal2658 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Old school guy old school really gets lawra at times. I agree.

    • @htraptixid
      @htraptixid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Or just have sense, that will do just fine too.

    • @gauravborbora6492
      @gauravborbora6492 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Isliye toh Hindustani bhau offend hote hee rehte hai😂

  • @parnadebnath391
    @parnadebnath391 3 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    Vir: You think he doesn't have a sense of humour? He made you..
    Mah mind: oHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @aarushisharma2625
      @aarushisharma2625 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      God's not a person with a gender. That's just us being stupid.

    • @Aryan-pj3iw
      @Aryan-pj3iw 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Harsh Shinde it's fair that you don't get it

  • @dpk4UTube
    @dpk4UTube 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I'm sad that I can't give multiple likes on this, I want to add multiple likes each time I watch this... As always amazing writing Vir ❤️

  • @sanjivb53
    @sanjivb53 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I didn't get offended at anything Vir said. That means Vir left out a growing segment of the world: atheists.

  • @himanshu54365
    @himanshu54365 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    If your faith is rattled by a joke then is it that strong.
    Absolutely true.

  • @ravipandey8624
    @ravipandey8624 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    "You think your god can't take a joke, I am sure he can." This guy made people laugh and enlightened in the same video.❤️

  • @danish75808
    @danish75808 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I JUST DISCOVERED VIR DAS AFTER HE SUPPORTED MUNAWAR , AND IN INDIA I THOUGHT MUNAWAR IS CONSIDERED OFFENSIVE BY EXTREMISTS , THEN THERE WOULD BE A NEW WORD TO BE DISCOVERED FOR VIR DAS 😂😂😂

  • @kimmorgan6363
    @kimmorgan6363 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    My new favorite comedian, I'm right on board with everything he says... and enlightened.

  • @kushalpatil
    @kushalpatil 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    " I don't understand what those white people are saying.." hands down the best line in the video !!

  • @yashshaligram6878
    @yashshaligram6878 3 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    Next topic- Why indians have adopted everything in Western culture except following traffic rules.

  • @shashiprakashpinc
    @shashiprakashpinc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Awesome..... We underestimated this guy for a long time.... He is way ahed than our times......... How can people hate Vir Das.....???? He don't jock.... He says truth & We are the jockers....we laugh....👌🏻❤

  • @SangitaKumari-eg8iy
    @SangitaKumari-eg8iy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    It's unique and so much creative
    This is simply amazing.

  • @radhikagokani3660
    @radhikagokani3660 3 ปีที่แล้ว +284

    "Your god can take it"
    "You think he didn't had a sense of humour.He made you"
    😂😂😂
    Awesome man! You are the best comedian.
    Fitted reply to some people 👌

    • @revmartin2981
      @revmartin2981 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm waiting for his turn desperately 😁

    • @human3213
      @human3213 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He s a joke
      Lol
      He can't make a joke on
      Mohammed xaisha pedophilia
      Lol
      Let's see if he can make a joke on 9/11
      But godhra riots seems funny
      Of course
      How about making jokes on kashmiri hindus
      Sounds fun
      Hypocrisy at its peak

  • @ayushisharma4694
    @ayushisharma4694 3 ปีที่แล้ว +461

    It was great, not only you were humorous, this was the most sensible and logical statement I have heard about religion and faith.

    • @a.saiprashanth4183
      @a.saiprashanth4183 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Then follow RGV.

    • @Lord_bobby_
      @Lord_bobby_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@a.saiprashanth4183 who is rgv

    • @debasishmajumder745
      @debasishmajumder745 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Lord_bobby_ ram gopal verma

    • @suckadick7754
      @suckadick7754 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Watch George carlin's bit on religion and faith

    • @reaebedbenyah
      @reaebedbenyah 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@suckadick7754 they speak what they do not know💎🖖🏾

  • @johanfrancis2001
    @johanfrancis2001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    പത്രത്തിൽ കണ്ടിട്ട് വന്നതാണ്

  • @bl3hman
    @bl3hman 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Even 10 years later, it will still be the most relatable.

  • @ritwiktripathi7779
    @ritwiktripathi7779 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    "If your faith is rattled by a joke, is your faith strong enough?"💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯

    • @AZsuperLAN
      @AZsuperLAN 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Right👍🏻

  • @simrankaur268
    @simrankaur268 3 ปีที่แล้ว +648

    Next topic request: People offended by Science.

    • @SleepIntoTheDiamondLife
      @SleepIntoTheDiamondLife 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      what? people get offended by science?

    • @ribhavsingh2603
      @ribhavsingh2603 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      'ThE EaRtH Is FlAt' 'VaCcInEs DoN't WoRk' 'BaNgInG PlAtEs WiLl HeLp To EnD ThE PaNdEmIc' 'DeMoNitIsAtIoN WaS a MaStErStRoKe'

    • @shubhamekapure828
      @shubhamekapure828 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@SleepIntoTheDiamondLife you don't know but they do. Many scientific discoveries like round earth, sun as the center of solar system were opposed. also not to forget how the people were willing to kill tesla

    • @yr1009
      @yr1009 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Upvote

    • @shashankpatel5940
      @shashankpatel5940 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes please

  • @miracle_of_india
    @miracle_of_india 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    One good thing he is doing is that he is forcing people to watch sadguru and get clarity about just everything that is just ignoring such topics in jokes

  • @elephantecrib4899
    @elephantecrib4899 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is An Innocent Man with Humour who can battle thousands of religionist who cant take Humour... 🙆🏾‍♀️💯

  • @aryanj.m.1684
    @aryanj.m.1684 3 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    "You believe your god doesn't have a sense of humour, He made you"

  • @alanjose6409
    @alanjose6409 3 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    Vir das so efficiently delivers the joke that it is only time when all religions come under the same roof because they all are equally offended 😂. #secular

    • @shubhampanthri3697
      @shubhampanthri3697 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Uhhh on Point🔛👌 😂😂

    • @raaneshpaul7675
      @raaneshpaul7675 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Now no one will say usko bol ke dekha😂

    • @resistbeast7854
      @resistbeast7854 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂

    • @Aramita
      @Aramita 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@raaneshpaul7675 word!

    • @RahulRobi-kn2ps
      @RahulRobi-kn2ps 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Followers of Muhamad will be looking for his head😂😂

  • @sohila5033
    @sohila5033 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love this!!!!! Such intelligent, witty, thought provoking words/lines. Vir is my new favorite comedian.

  • @DivyaYadav01
    @DivyaYadav01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Sir your comedy not only makes us laugh but also inspires
    Hope your fanbase keeps on growing