I used to scrape off the muffin crumbs with my grubby fingernails then scrape it off my nails with my teeth. it was delicious but disgusting now i think about it
My sister does that. She's fully aware that it isn't normal, she just likes to. It also has the added benefit of weirding everyone out everyone around her who doesn't know she does it.
Phil: wrapping the paper onto the KitKat so it won't melt on his hands Me: that's actually a good life hack! Especially if it was a foil or the wrapper itself not just a paper. I thought Phil is going to say something cursed. Phil: I. ATE. PAPER. Me: oh...
Life hack? I thought this was literally the most common thing ever, I have no idea why he says it's cursed _Now eating paper is a whole other story and I'm terrified by the amount of people in this comment section who are saying they did the same_
I don't know if I should be amazed by your act, or weirded out by the fact you ate Kit-Kats with paper which clearly gives a chance of choking from it.
When he started hyping up what he did to that wrapper I thought saying he licked it clean would be too lame and thus decided he must have like,, just thrown the rest away. Turns out the truth was far more cursed than that.
Wrapping the paper around is NOT cursed. That's just normal and anyone who doesn't do that is weird. Eating the paper though? That's even too far for me to defend
no, anyone not eating with the paper around is normal, considering that I have only seen and/or heard very few eat Kit Kat like that throughout my life, but I guess that's just my perspective
Phil: "The chocolate would melt onto the paper. Guess what I did?" Me literally out loud: "Please don’t say you ate the paper..." Phil: "I ATE THE PAPER." Me: "My god…"
I mean... I eat cupcake wrappers, I have a tendency to end up with the entire lollipop stick in my mouth until I can find a bin (no, I don't swallow the stick), I eat paper straws when I'm done with them, I chew up the plastic ones, and as a small child I would just eat straight a4 blank white paper... I never ate my homework though
Tbh the most cursed part of it for me is that he eats both at the same time instead of breaking it in half and eating each one separately, like a normal person
i would just eat it quickly or put it in a fridge for a couple of hours so it doesnt melt. who ever doesnt like solid chocolate to be coldi boi then you are crazy person but i still love you :)
i knew what was coming, i was trying to tell myself he just licked the paper, but i knew where it was going. like father, like son. quit eating cursed things y'all.
That's some delicious way of also eating chocolate but MAN NOT KITKAT- Edit: ALSO IK KITKAT Is also a chocolate but I have seen people eating chocolate (milk chocolate ,dark chocolate and regular chocolate)with folding the paper but I have never seen anyone do that with a KitKat. Also eating the paper can't judge you there
That’s better than kid me eating paper with nothing on it. Sometimes I even eat paper that had lines printed onto it, like from a notebook. I wonder how I survived.
I almost said same until he said he actually ingested the paper by melting it in his mouth I used to put the paper in my mount to suck on it and make the chocolate melt and suck it BUT I SPITE OUT THE PAPER AFTER DUDE WTF
I was like "i do exactly the same", but then phil said that he ate the paper instead of liking it, like a madman
@im calling saul you are a annoying bot
*licking :)
@@tiaanvanrensburg1032 thx m8
Meh i eated paper too
“I ate the paper.” Crow behavior. This isn’t how humans act, this is straight crow activity.
😭😭
as a human i can proudly say that paper doesn’t taste that bad! its just a little bit chalky at first but you get used to it
@@cactuss5462 Wilbur as sand jesus vibes
At last, we have the holy trinity!!
Tommy: Eats mud
Wilbur: Eats sand
Phil: Eats paper
A family at its finest lmao
I've eaten all three.
@@cr0wn_3713 Same
Lmao true
What did Technoblade eat?
@Autumn Galix the souls of children /j
I don't know if I'm supposed to be impressed or disappointed
Consider: supressinted
Bit of both🤷
depressed- a bit of both
27thinker! Hey friend ! Surprised to see you here again!
@@Aurora_Animates hello aurora o/
I mean as a child I used to eat muffin wrappers because of how much muffin flavour they'd absorbed, so this is pretty normal to me.
saaame 💀💀💀
I used to scrape off the muffin crumbs with my grubby fingernails then scrape it off my nails with my teeth. it was delicious but disgusting now i think about it
SAME
Oh same
My sister does that. She's fully aware that it isn't normal, she just likes to. It also has the added benefit of weirding everyone out everyone around her who doesn't know she does it.
Phil: wrapping the paper onto the KitKat so it won't melt on his hands
Me: that's actually a good life hack! Especially if it was a foil or the wrapper itself not just a paper. I thought Phil is going to say something cursed.
Phil: I. ATE. PAPER.
Me: oh...
Life hack? I thought this was literally the most common thing ever, I have no idea why he says it's cursed
_Now eating paper is a whole other story and I'm terrified by the amount of people in this comment section who are saying they did the same_
@@phari4820 i ate notebook paper IMAo- might try kitkat paper soon
@@PHILZAHOLIC sir/ma'am are you not getting fed? Do you need help?
@@phari4820 i also ate play-doh. and nails. and boogers(only when i was rlly young tho)
@@phari4820 those are all past tho dw- im not weird anymore
also once a marker blew on my face and everyone thought i ate it (i would tbf)
*chocolate melts all over paper*
Normal person: *licks paper*
Phil: *eats paper*
I knew he was gonna say he ate the paper, I somehow completely expected that to happen
Wilbur eats sand and Phil eats paper…runs in the family.
@solidsolid the souls of orphans
I don't know if I should be amazed by your act, or weirded out by the fact you ate Kit-Kats with paper which clearly gives a chance of choking from it.
When he started hyping up what he did to that wrapper I thought saying he licked it clean would be too lame and thus decided he must have like,, just thrown the rest away. Turns out the truth was far more cursed than that.
“Little bit by bit, humph humph humph”
-Phil 2022
Wrapping the paper around is NOT cursed. That's just normal and anyone who doesn't do that is weird.
Eating the paper though? That's even too far for me to defend
I'm eating still like that XD
wilbur eats sand it not worst thing
I eat it like that still lmao
no, anyone not eating with the paper around is normal, considering that I have only seen and/or heard very few eat Kit Kat like that throughout my life, but I guess that's just my perspective
@@Crilyte i do it with any chocolate bar. curse chocolate fingers!
Phil: "The chocolate would melt onto the paper. Guess what I did?"
Me literally out loud: "Please don’t say you ate the paper..."
Phil: "I ATE THE PAPER."
Me: "My god…"
LMAO, thats kinda clever...
Edit : not the paper part tho...
It is!
That’s our dad right there 😂
There is no part of this man’s life that isn’t 100% optimized.
I can’t be upset, I used to eat paper without the kit-Kat (and sometimes still have that Primal Urge™ to eat paper)
I kid you not! That whole family has some kind of cursed eating habbit
phil: I ate the paper
me: okay maybe you licked it but you didn't like- CONSUME it?
Phil: i consumed it
how to become PhilzaMC 101:
1. become pro mc player
2. like candy
3. become old
4. eat kitkats but also eat the paper.
Everyone licks the chocolate paper on the Kit-Kat Bird Jesus and also noice way of eating the kit-Kat
Our father was a clinically insane madman
He had us in the first half ngl
Wilbur eats sand and Phil complains “iT’s NoT hEaLtHy” mean while he’s out here eating paper
yeah but paper is still edible u cant eat paper if u chew it really really much,but sand...
he ate the paper
1 billion IQ
Edit: nvm what did I watch
I mean... I eat cupcake wrappers, I have a tendency to end up with the entire lollipop stick in my mouth until I can find a bin (no, I don't swallow the stick), I eat paper straws when I'm done with them, I chew up the plastic ones, and as a small child I would just eat straight a4 blank white paper... I never ate my homework though
“Guess what I did then?”
I dunno, licked the paper?
“I ate the paper.”
You-
*you what.*
"Waste no sliver of kitkat" -Philza Minecraft a paper consumer
Tbh the most cursed part of it for me is that he eats both at the same time instead of breaking it in half and eating each one separately, like a normal person
I thought he was gonna say he licked the paper, but NO oh how wrong I was...
THIS MAN NEEDS THERAPY GO GET HIM HIS THERAPY PLEASE
Philza minecraft is a menace
It’s hard to imagine little Philza it’s 5 times harder to imagine little Philza being dumb
i would just eat it quickly or put it in a fridge for a couple of hours so it doesnt melt. who ever doesnt like solid chocolate to be coldi boi then you are crazy person but i still love you :)
Well at least he's self aware.
i knew what was coming, i was trying to tell myself he just licked the paper, but i knew where it was going. like father, like son. quit eating cursed things y'all.
never have i felt more destroyed over phil eating paper chocolate
I thought he'd say like lick the paper or something but that was just devastating
So, Wilbur - sand, Tommy - mud, Philza - candy wrappers.
Oml I don’t know how many times I watched this but every time he said he ate the paper a died laughing
I was like “PHIKZA HAD KITKAT THAT DAYS???”
He said that he ate the paper and I just went "Incorrect" aloud, then I was forced to show this to my mother.
My gods phil....You absolute madman
the paper. the fuckin paper.
The title should be "Philza commiting a crime against the humanity".
A little bit later after he unmuted alerts I sent a message saying "I feel traumatized after hearing that"
Same. Paper included. I do that with cupcakes to.
THE CUTOFF 💀
"Here's the cursed part"
Me: oh you threw it away? I could never do that it's just a wa-
"I ate the paper."
...
Dadza please
not in front of the children
Mumza, HAALP
I wasn't aware that he did this as a _child_ , I thought he was doing this as an adult-
I’m wearing his hoodie while watching this…
Phil, WHAT???
That's how the olden days were.
Phil can never complain again about Wilbur eating sand if he himself used to eat KitKats like this XD
This Tommy and Will get their mud and sand eating habits from... It all makes sense now.
Der ist schlauer als ich
Chat: 5Head Hmmm
Chat 5 seconds later: monkaW
i thought he would have said "I ate both sides of the bar at the same time"
That went from 5head to cursed real fast…
My sibling eats the muffin wrappers saying its reducing the waste.
WHY...why must Philza curse us with this knowledge XD
My mom ate kitkats by eating the edges, then to the "Kit Kat" on them, and then layer by layer when I was younger XD
I was gonna say "same" until he said he ate the paper too😂
That's some delicious way of also eating chocolate but MAN NOT KITKAT-
Edit: ALSO IK KITKAT Is also a chocolate but I have seen people eating chocolate (milk chocolate ,dark chocolate and regular chocolate)with folding the paper but I have never seen anyone do that with a KitKat.
Also eating the paper can't judge you there
Paper tastes pretty good, guys. Don't knock it 'til you try it.
I am also an avid paper eater, though I do tend to more chew pape like bad bubblegum instead of actually swallowing
Yes Philza... the Big Brain plays...
This man eats kitkats with with the shell.
YOU DIDNT BREAK THE KITKAT??? YOU JUST CHOMPED??
i do that with cupcakes its a waste throwing the paper away it still has some of the cupcake on it
That’s better than kid me eating paper with nothing on it. Sometimes I even eat paper that had lines printed onto it, like from a notebook. I wonder how I survived.
One of his children eat gravel, the other sand, and now we have come to learn that the dadza eats paper XD /j
100% crow behavior.
this is the same man who couldn't understand why Will ate sand
As someone who loves eating paper Philza is so relatable
I just eat mine like a vaccum cleaner and a meat grinder had a kitkat devouring machine that gets it done at world record pace
THAT IS A BAD EXAMPLE FOR YOUR CHILDREN SIR
i like when it melts on my fingies its like a sauce to enjoy the kitkat with
when i first saw this, i though it was titled, "how Philza used to eat his kids"
*quiet crunch *
Bro runied KitKats
Chocolate flavored paper sounds good
good. paper is a good source of fiber.
Not gonna lie that sounds like something I would do
My friend eats paper so your not alone philza
phil man i respect you to my maximum capacity but im not sure how i can defend that
I usually eat starbursts with the paper
I love how many of the comments are "Ah. Welp, that explains where Wilbur and Tommy got it from 🙃"
Man's going big brain
Oh nevermind actually! /j
SMART BOI YOU ARE ALMOST if you didn't eat the papper
Phil- w h y ? !
so philza ate tinfoil and paper when he was a kid
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm yup everyone just EATS the PAPER!
I eat paper mcdonalds straws.
I almost said same until he said he actually ingested the paper by melting it in his mouth
I used to put the paper in my mount to suck on it and make the chocolate melt and suck it BUT I SPITE OUT THE PAPER AFTER
DUDE WTF
It’s ok I eat paper knowingly
Yep Wilbur is his child
Phil Why did you do this this is so cursed 😂