Bill Burr - Epidemic of Gold Digging

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  • @Freshenstein23
    @Freshenstein23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +902

    Bill burr is basically a life coach for 2022’s bullshit. Love it

    • @capcitycuddi
      @capcitycuddi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Modern day George Carlin

    • @hehehehehehehehehehe2881
      @hehehehehehehehehehe2881 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This wqs a long time ago.
      Bill suvks now, his comedy and as a person, he totally changed.

    • @ctguitarguy8510
      @ctguitarguy8510 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He ended up marrying a big raging feminist. He's a giant hypocrite.

    • @Thegigachad248
      @Thegigachad248 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@ctguitarguy8510 how? He's still the same guy post marriage and even with having a daughter around that he was beforehand.

    • @vassg5
      @vassg5 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Facts

  • @Dan-gn2xo
    @Dan-gn2xo ปีที่แล้ว +157

    I'm a 74 year old white guy. Anytime I want to laugh I can watch one of your videos and immediately feel better. You guys are so funny. I love your open-mindedness with all the different kinds of videos you watch. Would love to sit down and have a beer with you guys.

    • @wooly-tr3in
      @wooly-tr3in 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Same feeling sir

    • @MarioMarsicano
      @MarioMarsicano 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      59 yrs here, and i agree. These guys rock!

    • @Thumpernator1
      @Thumpernator1 หลายเดือนก่อน

      69 yrs old here and you nailed it.

  • @TRENLORD
    @TRENLORD 2 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    This is one of the greatest stand up clips ever. Pure genius.

    • @IcePrincess751-kb9bq
      @IcePrincess751-kb9bq ปีที่แล้ว +4

      For me it’s a toss up between this awesome bit and his ‘No reason to hit a woman’ bit.Bill is the absolute best!

  • @JerDCBear
    @JerDCBear 2 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    The open-mindedness of these young men. I'd say the future is in good hands. All of you come off like, legit quality humans. These are all excellent and an interesting perspective, keep it up fellas!

  • @johnfreedom2738
    @johnfreedom2738 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    I have been watching Bill Burr for a decade. I discovered you fellas 10 days ago and I am enjoying watching you discover the really good humor of Bill. Witnessing y’all cracking up takes me back to my discovery of Bill and I’m having a great laughs with you. Thank You for a good time and good laughs 🤣👍😂

  • @scottragland4753
    @scottragland4753 2 ปีที่แล้ว +392

    the truth is always funnier. Bill's a legend we need to protect. 🙌🙌

    • @demond570
      @demond570 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Must be a incarnation for the great GC

    • @scottragland4753
      @scottragland4753 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@demond570 there are some definite similarities !!

    • @demond570
      @demond570 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@scottragland4753 not many truer words. Hope that this is about my GC comment. I have some brain damage so idk

    • @jontraz5993
      @jontraz5993 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      A comedian's job is to tell the ugly truth in a funny way, that's how we deal with that ish in society in the best way. Bill is a goat

  • @williamherman9065
    @williamherman9065 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1918

    All apologies to the great Bill Burr, but the hands down funniest part of this reaction video is him being informed that Testicular Cancer is a _real thing!_

    • @benjammin9471
      @benjammin9471 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait till he hears about the prostate!!

    • @michaelkey9549
      @michaelkey9549 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      I about fell outta my chair.

    • @VinzClorthokeymasterofGozer
      @VinzClorthokeymasterofGozer 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gotta get a finger in the booty and hand on your balls at 40, lol. Finger in the booty is usually 50 now. The ball cradle is just for fun at that point.

    • @chesleyoverstreet498
      @chesleyoverstreet498 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      That part showed their intelligence. Public school failed these men. 😂

    • @galadballcrusher8182
      @galadballcrusher8182 2 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      @@chesleyoverstreet498 1) lack of education does not equal lack of intelligence otherwise there would not be so many educated idiots. 2)that said...getting interested in learning and self improvement is something school should do better and yeahhh failed on that part likely

  • @carolynnewcomb2153
    @carolynnewcomb2153 2 ปีที่แล้ว +574

    I was laughing when you were trying to come up with the term prostate exam lol! You had your own skit going on! Great reaction!

    • @the1andonlyknudsen
      @the1andonlyknudsen 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Finger in the booty! LOL

    • @nate0093
      @nate0093 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Had me weak! 🤣

    • @black4pienus
      @black4pienus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      But seriously, kinda sad how they don't know sh*t about their own bodies.

    • @HoustonJP
      @HoustonJP 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol colonoscopy is what they were thinking of, and I was yelling it at my phone. The whole time my dog looking at me like I’m psychotic

    • @carolynnewcomb2153
      @carolynnewcomb2153 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@HoustonJP haha- that’s funny! I don’t think I watched the whole thing, but the part where they were talking about the doctor putting his “finger up your booty” when you turn forty is to check the male prostrate gland for any abnormalities that could be cancer. (Or just for hemorrhoids). But to check further than what a finger can do -to see inside the colon for disease (with a camera) is definitely a colonoscopy which they probably talked about as well!

  • @eamsee657
    @eamsee657 2 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    I'm a married woman in my mid 30's. About the prenup, EVERYONE should get one. A prenup is like home insurance. You hope your house never gets struck by lightning, but on the chance that it does, you'll be damn glad you had that insurance policy. If both parties are 100% confident in the marriage (note, I said "marriage" not "wedding") and understand going in that there will absolutely be struggles ahead along with the good times, then in the end the prenup is a moot point. If a partner has a fit over the prenup and refuses to sign it or even consider the idea, well my friends, run. That's one hell of a red flag right there. For those that don't know, the two parties have their own attorney that review the prenup before signing. If there is a concern during the review, it's negotiated until both parties are content. Once you get into your 30's you'll start seeing a lot of the people who got married young start to divorce. The majority of the time, it's those couples where you could see the cracks in the relationship long before the wedding. If she is more concerned with the wedding and spending a fortune on ONE day than using that money to put a down payment on a house and build a solid foundation for the family you are building, well that says a lot about priorities. Same for the anti-prenup thing. And to the fella saying that he didn't want to get married until his 30's, absolutely. The amount a person changes between 20 and 30 is probably the most drastic change of all adulthood. Between 30 and 40, 40 and 50, etc. you of course grow and change, but you don't go from that young carefree lifestyle of partying, grinding hard to establish yourself, figuring out what fundamentals are important to you like religion, children and how to raise them, politics, and ethics to "this is me, my boundaries, and what I want out of life" like you do during any other age range. Have fun, find out who YOU are, and if you happen to meet your person, grow together and make sure you want the same things at 22 vs 30. I met my husband when I was 24 and he 25. We both were working 2 jobs, he living with roommates, me trying to save to get out of childhood poverty and now we each have our pensions, house, and are business owners. There are a lot of shady people and leeches out there. Be careful and be smart, friends. Sorry for the rant, just hoping to pass some wisdom on.

    • @paulrazer1
      @paulrazer1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jesus fucking Christ 🙄 it’s comedy

    • @pallew
      @pallew 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Paragraphs

    • @eamsee657
      @eamsee657 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@pallew Punctuation.

    • @danJAHrous
      @danJAHrous 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Judges wipe their backsides with prenups. They are useless.

    • @user-zm8cg3lu3q
      @user-zm8cg3lu3q 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@pallew truly not a priority considering the message and shared wisdom!

  • @isaiahpero7837
    @isaiahpero7837 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    That's is true at 03:55. As a Testicular Cancer survivor myself, I never understood why they have a whole month for breast cancer, but not even an honorable mention for Testicular Cancer.

    • @nonono9194
      @nonono9194 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cause society doesn't care about men, they're seen as disposable

    • @isaiahpero7837
      @isaiahpero7837 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nonono9194 Sadly, you're right. Like rape: If a woman gets raped, the entire world stops. The rapist is immediately arrested & even if he is innocent, his life is still ruined by the accusation. But if a man gets raped, it's just seen as funny.

    • @nonono9194
      @nonono9194 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@isaiahpero7837 it's just the way the world is, fortunately it means it's up to you to handle your shit and succeed in life, you have more control, pros and cons

  • @lisalaursen3684
    @lisalaursen3684 2 ปีที่แล้ว +482

    Bill Burr is a comedic genius. You’ve gotta respect his honesty- he tells it as it is instead of pretending to be politically correct.

    • @dopewarszh6429
      @dopewarszh6429 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yeah he is amazing!

    • @Mim795
      @Mim795 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Political correctness is ruining comedy. The best comedians keep it real 🙌🏻

    • @johndorian1644
      @johndorian1644 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Burr is the anti-patton oswalt.

    • @christopheremerson2848
      @christopheremerson2848 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Here's the thing. He is politically correct. He is just spitting truth.

  • @pattonfan137
    @pattonfan137 2 ปีที่แล้ว +404

    My cousin had testicular cancer at 32. He's doing well. Take care of yourselves guys.
    Keep up the great work. One Love.

    • @jennifercarp807
      @jennifercarp807 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I’m glad he is well now. My husband died from it at age 29

    • @iscream2232
      @iscream2232 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I found a lump this January and had to get my left one removed and get chemo but im all good now. If something seems weird down there get that shit checked out. I totally thought i had just pulled a muscle or got a hernia working the leg press at the gym but I was wrong.

    • @j.baldwin3012
      @j.baldwin3012 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah, testicular cancer is actually a bigger problem with younger guys.

    • @pattonfan137
      @pattonfan137 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jennifercarp807
      I just saw your post. I'm very sorry for your loss. I hope you and your family are doing well

    • @pattonfan137
      @pattonfan137 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@iscream2232
      I'm glad you called it but I'm sorry that you had one. Just so you're aware of my cousin was able to have a child after his surgery so keep your head up brother. One love

  • @marypulley6512
    @marypulley6512 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    I love how your facial expressions change when you realize something that you don't know. Bit Burr is so funny because he talks about real everyday things. I am enjoying this series

  • @bigdaddypiggy
    @bigdaddypiggy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I wish more people would listen to Bill Burr cuz A) he’s hilarious & B) he makes a ton of valid points ….it’s nice to see SOMEONE sayin things that desperately needed saying

  • @deborahcarver8457
    @deborahcarver8457 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks!

  • @joejackson4202
    @joejackson4202 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Only about a minute in to his bit and it goes from comedy to speaking truth to power.

  • @meganlynn83
    @meganlynn83 2 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    I'm pretty sure someone has already addressed these things but just in case!
    Men can get breast cancer as well. It isn't as common but absolutely happens.
    Testicular cancer is definitely a thing.
    The finger part is for a Prostate exam. Men can also develop Prostate cancer.
    Make sure to get your checkups, guys! 💙

    • @math3matics
      @math3matics 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Thank you for also addressing this. I put a somewhat thorough comment with some links to resources from various cancer research associations to back up some claims and give some statistics, but you merely mentioning it alone is great because it piques people's interest.

    • @meganlynn83
      @meganlynn83 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@math3matics No, thank YOU!
      It's so important for men to be aware of the health difficulties they could face, especially when men genuinely don't know they can develop something like breast cancer. Unfortunately, a lot of folks think only women can have breast cancer. I feel a sense of duty to inform others.
      I hope more men have their checkups regularly and talk to their doctor if they notice any changes with their body/health. If something does come up, early intervention can be the difference between life and death...
      I'll be sure to find your comment that you referenced and share the information on other platforms, if you don't mind?
      I would of course give you credit for it! 💙

    • @khalaq2
      @khalaq2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@meganlynn83 Pay attention to your fingernails. Changes in the natural appearance of your nails and/or nailbeds are an early indicator of possible health problems.

    • @Lucifurion
      @Lucifurion 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thanks for raising awareness about men's cancer, considering how attached dudes are to their guy parts there's still an astonishing lack of awareness about the issue of cancer in men's junk, as evidenced by the surprise the dude on the left showed when told about ball cancer & having to get them chopped if you get it. We need all the help we can get to raise more awareness amongst men for the need for them to check their balls from young adulthood onwards & to get yearly prostate checks from 50 on. A lot of guys avoid the prostate check because of the way it's done but if they knew how uncomfortable it is to get the prostate removed & how miserable the recovery is, if there is a recovery to go through, they wouldn't think twice about a couple of fingers up the back passage... hell, some of them might even enjoy it 🙄

    • @mrspaulb3889
      @mrspaulb3889 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Don’t sleep on the checkups, fellas. It only lasts a little while, and it can save your life. 💯

  • @punsintendedok
    @punsintendedok 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Glad to see you guys reacting to more Bill Burr!!

  • @suzyq-zy216
    @suzyq-zy216 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Y’all are awesome! I started with your Jolene reaction video. Four and a half hours later, I’ve liked everything I’ve seen and subbed!
    I’ve got kids and nephews/nieces your age, so I’m gonna get my mom voice on for just a second. Y’ALL GOTTA LEARN MORE ABOUT WHAT HEALTH CONCERNS YOU COULD FACE! For real, we need as many good men out here as we can get. We can’t afford to lose y’all that’s for damn sure❣️

  • @larryargent503
    @larryargent503 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Never in my life did I think I would be shouting at my screen "It's prostate cancer you're talking about" 🤣

  • @MoMoMyPup10
    @MoMoMyPup10 2 ปีที่แล้ว +359

    "But there's nothing for testicles". Dude, that may be the Line of the Year.

    • @davehenley9980
      @davehenley9980 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I am dying lmao

    • @thespoiledtexan3904
      @thespoiledtexan3904 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Seriously! I have a game member who almost died from it! He know is happily married with 4 kids thus far. More people need to know about it! Had he not found it when he did, he may have lost both, if not his life.

    • @timothytayntor3966
      @timothytayntor3966 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      For real though

    • @johnanonymous3642
      @johnanonymous3642 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@thespoiledtexan3904 , I had it at 20! I’m 61 now. What they did back then was basically take the chance of having kids to zero 000. We were lab rats!
      I’m happy for your friend!
      Really wish I could’ve had kids!

    • @Lucifurion
      @Lucifurion 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      True AF though. You watch sports & they all fall over themselves to promote women's issues & LGBTQRSP#$💩 people to the extent of having special jerseys & headbands, wristbands & shit for the crowd every year, sometimes for a month straight but nothing, sweet FA about testicular or prostate cancer which kill more men than breast cancer kills women. No Movember promotion or anything. Bill was right, anything happens to a guy it's just considered funny or not important enough to raise awareness about.

  • @gestefanobriones
    @gestefanobriones 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    These fellas had me yelling prostate exam at my phone. Never done that before good job

    • @coturner1157
      @coturner1157 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      SAME!
      Me: prostate. Prostate... PrOsTaTe ...pRoStAtE... PROSTATE!!! 😂

    • @tonychintuwamala3874
      @tonychintuwamala3874 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      bro said a vasectomy😭😭

    • @vivianjones9749
      @vivianjones9749 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wouldn’t you LOVE to be a fly on the wall when they get their first one???? I’d love to have it recorded.
      Hey guys, turn your head and cough, then bend over while I loudly slip on this rubber glove. Yes it’s embarrassing and nearly dehumanizing.
      Meanwhile, we females have had cold speculums shoved up our snatches to check for cervical cancer since we were teens. Second act is the two finger probe, one up your booty and other one in the cooch while pressing the other hand on your abdomen as hard as possible feeling around for every organ they can identify.
      And that’s just the lower part. We have to go through far more humiliating, painful exams than you men do.
      But, you’ll learn. Btw, same lecture I gave to my son.

    • @debrawilliams1287
      @debrawilliams1287 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me glad you commented on it or I would have. Lol

    • @derrickgadson2040
      @derrickgadson2040 ปีที่แล้ว

      The youngens have me going crazy

  • @loribernardisunwell9663
    @loribernardisunwell9663 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    I didnt get married until I was 36. Take your time and pick the right person. I started dating my husband at age 32, married him at age 36 and still going strong at age 44...so just take your time and always remember to make haste slowly 😉😁

  • @llyndzz
    @llyndzz 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Bill Burr is my favorite comedian. All his stand ups are amazing ❤

  • @eddiepaisa6775
    @eddiepaisa6775 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    U guys are the homies bruh

  • @lastwaxbender
    @lastwaxbender 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Yalls chemistry is what keeps me coming back, I know we don't know yall but every video is like kicking it with the homies for a bit. Keep it up yall. You already got tons of imitators which is the highest form of flattery so yall doing something right fs.

  • @dupluxbloomman9499
    @dupluxbloomman9499 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    If you do the Philly rant, don’t sensor it, it’s amazing

    • @5at5una
      @5at5una 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      that would be a whole ass beep and demonetization lol

  • @punsintendedok
    @punsintendedok 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Bill Burr's "No Reason to hit a Woman" is another great one!

    • @maxdamagusbroski
      @maxdamagusbroski 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They done did that one, look it up.

  • @Heavenzvoice
    @Heavenzvoice 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ahhhh that was so sweet when the guys told him about Testicle cancer …. He was like..” what!!”
    You guys are so cool!

  • @clifftheconference51
    @clifftheconference51 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Y'all are funny. I lost it at broskie saying, "I don't like how you said that." to the conversation about prostate exams.

  • @carls1959
    @carls1959 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    My cousin died at 20 years old from testicular cancer. It's real man. Love your reactions. Keep them coming.

    • @math3matics
      @math3matics 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm sorry to hear that :-(. I found a lump at around 14 years old after Tom Green's song from his early 2000s MTV show when he got it, but it turned out to be benign cyst luckily. I've known people who died from various cancers at near 20, as well. My extreme, sincere condolences.

    • @dumpsta-divrr365
      @dumpsta-divrr365 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Russ Martin Brain damage

  • @paulwalker242
    @paulwalker242 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Bill's hilarious and you guys make it even funnier. Best reactions right here on this channel.

  • @Editor-dt6sq
    @Editor-dt6sq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    These 3 guys are my favorite. They are funny and get along very well.

  • @BooYahRadley
    @BooYahRadley 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    honestly, as a white dude in my 40s, this is the best channel on YT.

  • @mikebunner3498
    @mikebunner3498 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Bill tells the truth!!! The greats always included the truth in their material......

  • @chindynasty9376
    @chindynasty9376 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    A big like for this. I felt like I was with ya'll watching and having a laugh together. Keep it real and say what you feel. very entertaining to watch.

  • @chris3241
    @chris3241 2 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    Y'all have a unique knack of always talking over the best parts of every video.

    • @emmef7970
      @emmef7970 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yeah, I enjoy them but they talk way too much over the comedy videos plus they don't get much of the joke. But what they do get, they like. lol.

    • @crackheadjimmy7625
      @crackheadjimmy7625 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Y'all need to shut up. The music reactions are golden.

    • @wall-e7179
      @wall-e7179 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@crackheadjimmy7625 That's enough crack for you Jimmy

    • @lindaaugone382
      @lindaaugone382 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@crackheadjimmy7625 exactly

    • @kimuralove1096
      @kimuralove1096 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The one that bothered me the most was when they were watching "Fall" by Eminem and they missed the line "That's 'cause you worship D12's balls -- you're sacrilegious" (worshipping balls = sack religious)

  • @Simesy
    @Simesy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    After watching your first Bill Burr reaction I’ve been waiting for this one!

  • @SkaterChick1972
    @SkaterChick1972 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "They will snip em" I LOST IT when you said that hahaha. Yeah this Bill guy he's funny as heck. And smart too!

  • @TwiztedClover
    @TwiztedClover ปีที่แล้ว

    I love you guys! Bill Burr has been one of my favorite comics for a long time. Seeing you guys react to him all the better!

  • @DoctorNerf
    @DoctorNerf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Funnily enough him not knowing about Testicular cancer is proof of the entire concept of this video. Like poetry.

  • @jonathandill4654
    @jonathandill4654 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Bill’s Netflix special Red Rocks started streaming on July 12th. I saw Bill in Birmingham back in April. I laughed so hard I damn near shit my pants!

  • @brandonmoser8424
    @brandonmoser8424 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I was diagnosed with testicular cancer when I was 26. Yes, it is a very real thing.

    • @srlkiller
      @srlkiller 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      THANKU FOR SHARING! hope you’re okay 😢❤

  • @Guide1089
    @Guide1089 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    FinaLEE! Bill has been on point for years, finally getting some respect. Thanks for having the guts to do a reaction!

  • @marcuswioncek2318
    @marcuswioncek2318 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Glad I came across you guys. You make great material fun to watch again. Keep it going!!

  • @bigglesworth06
    @bigglesworth06 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    You guys are great. I think that your reactions are some of the best out there. Keep it up!

  • @davidsimi2322
    @davidsimi2322 2 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    You guys are all highly entertaining, but dude on the right keeps y'all in check. Dude is mad smart. Love the other guys and keep smoking weed for these reactions, but listen to dude on the right. He's always spot on with corrections and has great reactions. And yes, testicular cancer is a real thins and we need the finger in the booty when we turn 50 for prostate cancer...Jesus

    • @keriannb11
      @keriannb11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I watch for Brandon. He is super smart but also funny. I like all the guys but Brandon is the one with all the facts. They all make it work for sure. 🔥

    • @BLFulle
      @BLFulle 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      If it wasn't for the man on the right you couldn't stand to watch these videos.

  • @patriciamccormick9321
    @patriciamccormick9321 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Getting married at 30 is smart. My parents, my husband and I were all 30 when we married. No regrets and no divorces.

  • @turboes29
    @turboes29 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Buddy in the LA hat....never ceases to amaze me just how much he doesn't know about anything ever. You other 2 are great though. Keep it up.

  • @landonharris3660
    @landonharris3660 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is quite possibly the greatest bit ever assembled. Just perfection

  • @firstnamebrent
    @firstnamebrent 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love watching standup with y’all lmaooo.

  • @worthrepeating44
    @worthrepeating44 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Testicular cancer is a real thing. I knew someone who had it and he was so worried. The doc had to remove both testicles. I felt so bad for him and he was only 32.

  • @dcmc7383
    @dcmc7383 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Omg...the segue when you guys started discussing testicular cancer and sticking a finger up the bootie regularly after 40 had me laughing so hard, I cried. That was as good as, if not better, than Bill's video. Dudes....lol

  • @troynorton7627
    @troynorton7627 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Certified is now part of language. Thank you!

  • @jasonjones5357
    @jasonjones5357 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My #1 favourite US comedian, funny a **** but always a life-lesson in his comedy.

  • @EveryDayImJocelyn
    @EveryDayImJocelyn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Tae was right when he was talking about the "finger in the booty" 🤣😅
    It's called a prostate. Only men have it and you can get cancer there as well!

    • @real_lostinthefogofwar
      @real_lostinthefogofwar 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait until they find out about the camera up the pee hole, that's when the real fun begins 😉

  • @Boogeyman1435
    @Boogeyman1435 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Watching Bill Burr is like watching Dave Chappelle. You're conflicted. But it's still funny as hell

  • @Jackd-lz2hn
    @Jackd-lz2hn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    He spits the truth and people look at him like wait what you said what you can't say that yes I can I just did

  • @edwardk3
    @edwardk3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This man is a hero to the world.

  • @maggiemcgrath8184
    @maggiemcgrath8184 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love watching these guys and their reactions to whatever they’re watching.

  • @sikox209
    @sikox209 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Y’all talking about prostate exam Lmfaoo😂 that shit had me dying

  • @MikesOrganicVideos
    @MikesOrganicVideos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    ALL Bill's Netflix specials are GREAT. He always KILLS> one of the GREATS.

  • @danraymond468
    @danraymond468 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Please keep making content! This is fantastic

  • @ernierodrigues5789
    @ernierodrigues5789 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yes i agree with you william that was the funniest part in this reaction video. ..and the guy who said ball cancer with his serious expression

  • @LynneJacobellis
    @LynneJacobellis 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

    You guys are great! Just subscribed! …Just a little side note in case I missed someone bringing it up in the other comments, but starting at age 40, your doc is supposed to put his finger where you don’t want it during a checkup to check for prostate cancer warnings. Good thing you guys got quite a few years without that lovely addition to your annual physical! 🎉 My husband was on the phone with his GP - who’s only about 2 years older than he is so they’re more like friends. His doc asked, “Oh! So you’re turning 40 before your next appointment?” My husband said “yeah.” The doctor said, “Oh man, I’m sorry!” My husband and his doc were laughing uncomfortably to the point of tears. 😂

  • @Zuxiasunicorn
    @Zuxiasunicorn ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Don't wait too long to have children. My brother waited till he was 40. Now he's retired from the fire department. On social security he's putting 2 girls through college. Now that he is divorced he can't find a woman his age because they're all thinking, "you should have been done with that a long time ago."

  • @phettywappharmaceuticalsll8842
    @phettywappharmaceuticalsll8842 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Young men take it from a 42 year old DON’T GET MARRIED! Keep the reactions coming 🫡

  • @CoreyHart13
    @CoreyHart13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Did dude just say "we ain't really be getting no cancer like that tho do we" WHAT lmao bro about to go into an existential spin of dread when he realizes cancer can target literally every part of your body, and for men ESPECIALLY the prostate

  • @southrnlvingsc
    @southrnlvingsc ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm a woman and I approve this message! The man is spittin' facts!! Hilarious.

  • @Gene-k3e
    @Gene-k3e 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Love Bill Burr!

  • @mostblunted_211
    @mostblunted_211 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    More bill burr please

  • @chrisdavidson6519
    @chrisdavidson6519 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Marriage went from being a sacred ceremony between two people who love each other to a fucking business contract. From I love you with all my being to I hope they have a lot of money in the bank.

    • @chriswhinery925
      @chriswhinery925 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don't fool yourself, marriage has always been transactional. Marriage is about making sure there's a man around to bring in resources so women can raise children without any of them starving to death. What's changed is that in the old days marriage was a much more ironclad contract, you couldn't just bail out of it without a good reason. Nowadays a woman can file for divorce for literally no reason at all and take the man to court to force him to continue upholding his primary duty in the marriage contract (providing resources for her) while not being required to uphold any part of her end of the contract. That's what's changed, the power dynamic has shifted to women having ALL of the leverage in a marriage. Not all of them choose to exercise that leverage, but all of them have it, because courts (in the US at least, I know a lot less about the rest of the world) routinely take men to the cleaners when it comes to divorce.
      And this is usually where someone comes in and says "bruh, just get a prenup!". But the problem is that's nothing like a guarantee. Judges have broad authority to simply throw out prenups on the flimsiest of grounds. The woman says "I felt pressured to sign it because he wouldn't marry me if I didn't", boom, coercion, contract invalid. So depending on what judge you get and how good both people's respective lawyers are a prenup may hold up or the judge may wipe their ass with it and fuck you anyway.

    • @fleetskipper1810
      @fleetskipper1810 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Historically, it’s all the way around. Marriage always was a business contract. It wasn’t until Hollywood came into the mix that love became the main point of a marriage.

  • @bosouth5094
    @bosouth5094 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Bill's the man yo

  • @elementgypsy
    @elementgypsy 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Glad you love Bill as much as me. I saw him live last year. Short set, but spot on.

  • @juanmena7317
    @juanmena7317 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Your chilled guys.
    Love your channel

  • @jwood8769
    @jwood8769 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I hate that they make it seem like you HAVE to get married and have kids. Like it’s a requirement to life. I’m 35 and don’t plan on having kids. And the older you get the more people start to think there’s something wrong with you.

  • @pillowfightchampion1988
    @pillowfightchampion1988 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Check out his Philly rant, but don’t censor it please. Great reaction guys. Burr is the truth 🫡

  • @QuantumLeap10
    @QuantumLeap10 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Bill was told by Dave Chappelle to start doing standup cause he was too funny

    • @ozeppeo
      @ozeppeo ปีที่แล้ว

      lol what are you on about
      He did stand up long before he met Dave chappelle

    • @nesetans1407
      @nesetans1407 ปีที่แล้ว

      But this guy is not funny at all.I don't know which group of people is laughing at this man.
      I clicked on the video just because I liked these guys, but I preferred reading the comments rather than listening to Bill.I love Dave Chappelle, but he was wrong about this.

  • @jeffreygalket5883
    @jeffreygalket5883 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Man, I really love you guys. Keep up the amazing work!

  • @realemiele.franco736
    @realemiele.franco736 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Bill... kept it REAL‼️🤣🤣🤣👍🏼👍🏼

  • @dawnmguzman
    @dawnmguzman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    My husband had 3 cancerous tumors on his right testicle that was surgically removed, the procedure is called an orchidectomy. Definately a reality. But I gotta agree with Bill

    • @cindygillespie
      @cindygillespie 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's called an 'orchiectomy', we're not talking about snipping flowers.

    • @rezaninorowzin1060
      @rezaninorowzin1060 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cindygillespie 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @cheyenne11114
    @cheyenne11114 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Also the medical exam with the finger of the butt is called a prostate exam. Men desperately need it. The majority of men will suffer from some sort of prostate issue including prostate cancer which is very serious and deserves just as much attention as breast cancer.

  • @laurfincher8137
    @laurfincher8137 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    there was a question posted on social media... can't remember which one now... but.. the question was "How deep is a vagina really?" One man answered "Deep enough to lose your house, car, and dog" I darn near choked on my coffee! LMAO!!🤣

  • @davidbond4595
    @davidbond4595 ปีที่แล้ว

    That was so funny and the reaction superb. BB is such a funny guy and bang on point

  • @poetryandpower263
    @poetryandpower263 ปีที่แล้ว

    As a mother of four sons, I was ROLLING on this hilarious and yalls reactions

  • @kevinlewis3029
    @kevinlewis3029 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This reminds me of my dad's story of going to the doctor's to get his balls checked, he told us this story at the dinner table. Basically he said the doctor who was a man had huge hands and he said he rolled my dads balls like dice in his hand. My dad was a funny man, he died of bowel cancer in February RIP dad.

  • @allygulley5012
    @allygulley5012 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Bill Burr = what separates me from psychos 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @brynmisk
    @brynmisk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This man learning about testicular and prostate cancer from Bill Burr standup.

  • @roberthuffman2620
    @roberthuffman2620 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love watching you guys. You guys are down to earth!

  • @thomasjones1778
    @thomasjones1778 ปีที่แล้ว

    8:49 "because he f%$# Alice?" is the best joke of his and only a few understand it. He is referring to Alice from The Brady bunch. Bill rocks!!

  • @DrDeusExMachina
    @DrDeusExMachina 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You can't watch the Philly rant uncensored or it will just be 25% words

  • @bruceborneman
    @bruceborneman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The prenup thing is true. As a man you know if you say that it can definitely hurt the relationship. I did it myself. I didnt feel right asking for that

    • @math3matics
      @math3matics 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well, yeah, because a marriage is meant to join two people together as a single entity legally and a prenup (in the way most people use it; to protect their assets) defeats the purposes (unless the prunuptial agreement doesn't involve those types of things). The problem Bill is addressing is the divorce settlements (I actually happen to disagree with some parts of his argument, like using, "she never hit a layup in her life," because that wasn't her part in the marriage. Marriage is a legal union where you act as a team because you know that not all hard work/labor is compensated financially proportionally. Raising children is difficult (although probably not as difficult as being one the best basketball players of all time, but that's besides the point), but gets absolutely no financial compensation from the labor market. But a man wants children so forms a legal union with a woman (generally speaking; I have no problem with other types of "marriages" or "civil unions" or "partnerships" or whatever you'd like to call non-hetereosexual unions and the same principles apply there) so that they can pool their income together and act as basically a corporation/incorporated single entity (filing taxes together, getting health insurance from each other's employers, etc.). So it wasn't Kobe Bryant's income/money when he was married, it was the legal union between him and his wife's income/money. However, again, Bill is mainly talking about ridiculous divorce settlements, however part of getting married is the implication that you will not part until your death, so it's a little difficult to divide that union and vicious things can happen, as I'm sure you know. But really, it's not much different from a corporation splitting into two or something.

  • @lisahumphries3898
    @lisahumphries3898 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Where the, “giving 50%” to ex-wife stems from is that women used to stay home and dedicate their life to being a mother and housewife. If they got divorced, women had no education or skills to support themselves or couldn’t work because they had small kids (was no daycare). Or way back when, women weren’t hired anywhere and couldn’t work.
    It’s an old law, but believe it not, there are still many women in that situation.

    • @hehehehehehehehehehe2881
      @hehehehehehehehehehe2881 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I would be cool with givijg 50% if this was the case.
      But no fucking way anymore, workimg regular men just get pissed on by woman.

    • @corybynum4685
      @corybynum4685 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      What is the exact percentage of this "many" you speak of? I'd bet anything it's less than 5% of married women that are uneducated and unemployable. Probably much, much, much less.

    • @lolo_bird
      @lolo_bird 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is exactly what happened to my aunt. My uncle had to move every year for his job, so it was really hard for my aunt to develop any kind of career, so she worked a low pay job 3 days a week and did all the housework and cooking. My uncle never shared his money when it was his fault my aunt didn't earn. He spent all the money on bikes, wouldn't even let my aunt buy a new bra after wearing same one for 2 years. In the end, he had an affair and they divorced. She got half his money and fucking deserved it.

  • @BrentsTreehouse
    @BrentsTreehouse ปีที่แล้ว

    one of my favorite pieces of his...hilarious and true

  • @CanadaDan
    @CanadaDan ปีที่แล้ว

    That's the thing, it's not just that he's hilarious but what he talks about most of the time are facts too which makes it better

  • @HereIsWisdom1318
    @HereIsWisdom1318 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    4:20-Prostate cancer!

  • @shellysmith4369
    @shellysmith4369 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Prostate Cancer bro!

    • @DeusSalis
      @DeusSalis 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      No u

  • @GreatHouseAtreides
    @GreatHouseAtreides 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Prostate cancer is what you guys were thinking about

    • @craiglyle2966
      @craiglyle2966 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Testicular cancer. Prostate is entirely separate.

    • @GreatHouseAtreides
      @GreatHouseAtreides 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@craiglyle2966 they were saying the one where you get a finger in the ass and couldn’t think of what that checks

  • @clemsongirl71
    @clemsongirl71 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    All of Bill Burr's stand up is hilarious. My favorite is "You people are all the same,"

  • @erindiazmclaughlin
    @erindiazmclaughlin ปีที่แล้ว

    Prostate Cancer. You gentleman are Hella funny. Thanks for making me laugh.