If Mobile Games Were Honest
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 9 ม.ค. 2024
- Probably the least "free" games I've ever played 💀
Hope ya'll enjoyed this video!! I'm gonna try to upload weekly long videos
now so someone please hold me to that, If I'm slacking please slap the s**t out of me. (metaphorically speaking)
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No cap that punch is what I feel like doing to developers whenever I start a mobile game and it becomes painfully clear it's a pay to win situation.
same
Moblie gases use to be Good now it is just money for them
Nah, for me, it’s that upgrading my base takes 5-7 real life, actual days! Wtf?!
@@IsaiahRichards692 Yeah, they either sucker you into giving them all your money or steal your real life time... frequently both...
So why play them?
“Do I need a credit card or anything?”
“Not yet”
“What’s that?”
😂
Yeah I love those games/apps where it's like "FREE" and you have to put in a credit card.
Like, bro.
That's not what free means.
😂
Hey they sell water ..... If they could take all oxygen and then sell it you could have done that
Mobile games are lame
@@shepardmakoni955Like kidney fusion
0:27 That punch was so personal that it broke the sound barrier💀
I think anyone would mate lol 💀 he has a punchable face lol
😂
So sad he forgot about these games where you pay for the ad free experience but you still have to see ads because the real ad free experience is behind some subscription, still this video is so accurate lmao
I play a game that i bought the no popup ads version of but i still have to watch some ads to choose outfits, premium options, etc or I'd have to choose the boring free option or buy coins with would make it more pay to win lol. But oh well, im glad theres a way to play it mostly free at all 🤣
Don't forget the "premium pass" that's always there 😂
😂yeah that royal pass in clash royale can kiss my ass
Which one?
@@landokalriz lol so true
@@landokalriz As a CR player, I respectfully agree with you 100% lol
This video describes my entire childhood except the paying money part. I had to sit and bear it until I couldn't anymore.
Just gotta have moms credit card on hand👌🏻
Teehee, I downloaded the mod money version of those trash instead. Nothing to worry about except for some viruses.
Lando Kalriz got upgraded 🎉 Pens to Books to Punches 👊
New year, new weapon of facial destruction
@@landokalriz thank you bro..... My first comment to cross 10 likes 😂
@@reddyeaswar Now it crossed 100...
@@tws_c1ean518 Yeah, i just noticed now 🎊🎉
What? Your Lando Kalriz is evolving! Your Lando Kalriz weapons has evolved into intense power slaps!
He needs to make Merch called “f*ck me sideways”
Shut up and take my money
Oh it’s coming
@@landokalriz see, I knew it was a good idea
@@landokalrizthats whay he said
Literally every Lando Kalriz video
Throwing stuff repeatedly
Including throwing hands
@@kingdomoblivion983580% of anime be like:
The fact he can seemlessly throws ads into his videos I genuinely expected this to be a real ad for a game for a minute.
😂
One of those punches is a nerd reverse-engineering their game to make it playable.
Your videos make my day man! You’re one of the funniest people I know of.
I hope you realize that your "AV" pfp is just Linkin park's logo but mirrored into eachother
@@yasininn76hope you realize no one knows what your talking about
@@yasininn76 i don't know why 😂
I appreciate the love🙏🏼🙏🏼
Was waiting for one of those games to be an actual sponsored spot lol.
Haha I made up the names and the logos for the games so no worries there
Throwing hands instead of pens and paper. Love it!
Can’t let people know the next move 😂
the punches looked WAY too real dude, and also true they're not free at all
Oh yeah, I virtually beat the shit out of myself on that one, lol
“Do I need a credit card or anything”
“Not yet”
“What” 😂
😂
at first I thought he was gonna come back rich as hell and the mobile game guy was gonna be shocked he actually made money
Haha but couldn’t be more unrealistic
@@landokalriz true
@@dinoeebastian the only time u ever make money from mobile gamig if u do like donates or u make vidos and u make money lol
@@ladyriethegoldendelmo5441 that's not actually true, it's rare, but there are some games that legitimately make you money, even if a little
@@ladyriethegoldendelmo5441or if you develop this shit
Bro that punch was so loud it cracked my screen a bit 😂
🤣Bro that punch scared the shit out of me in headphones 🤣
You are awesome broo 🔥🔥
😂that was fully intentional sir
Not a shitty mobile game ad before the video starts💀
I play Toon Blast and I feel the same thing that Lando is saying! These games are “free” but want you to spend money on it!
That was a very realistic punch...well done!
Why thank you😏
Console games = designed to be fun so that you want to pay money for it
Mobile games = designed to make you pay, over and over again
Designed to -get- steal your money and -spend- waste your time
This is actually so accurate I was just sitting there going "YES EXACTLY"
😂
The legit Mobile Rhythms Games are really good though. Arcaea, Dynamix, Lanota and Cytus.
“Would you like to watch an ad to get double coins?”
“No”
“To bad your getting a 30 second unskippable ad anyway.”
I still remember the days of Star Wars Tiny Death Star. Just a chill game with no candy graphics nuisance and no microtransactions!
Pretty much Super Mario Run with a $10 paywall to unlock all 6 worlds from what I last remember seeing the gameplay of
"we just want you to have fun" - apple
This is so true for most mobile games but yeah they'll make you bring out your credit cards is just the truth😂
😂
The most pay to win game ever is definitely “Zooba” trust me, this is on another level. Not at first, but later definitely.
0:47 I never had this problem, my problem was "The more this game updates, the more it crashes."
I don't mind paying for games
But I totally felt this
These type of videos are amazing and are hella true 😂
Preciate you❤
Thanks for replying and making these videos
Vampire Survivors: exactly everything you could ever want in a mobile game, the ad free version is a toggle, and you physically can’t spend more than 10 usd on it, and the money you do spend is on substantial additions in the form of dlc (there’s currently 3)
When Lando uploads it makes my day. Thanks for the amazing videos and hard work
Bro that punch was so random it made me jump lol (not to mention my volume was high)
That punch legit scared me lmao, i flinched enough that i hit my knee on the table and woke up the entire house 🤣
I can not get over that punch
Lol, I was expecting a 4th punch at the end there😄 Poor Kyle...
This video is so accurate it's hilarious, the free to play games are 90% ad garbage but there are some good games like mcoc, king god castle that are among the best I know with no ads.
You can buy your way to the top in both games but you can also play it f2p with no restrictions.
I’ll be downloading those right away lol
@@landokalriz I'll be waiting for a comment in the next 5 days
@@landokalrizwelcome back sir how was the game?
It would’ve been funny if the old guy told the new owner of the phone at the end of the video to punch the owner of the games as a present. Like “oh yeah, this is what the old owner of the phone” wanted me to say to you😝
That’s literally what I thought about right after I posted it😂
Bro violated 90% of mobile game companies
Unbelievably accurate
Too relatable 😂, I really love the videos to, keep it up
Thank you🙏🏼🙏🏼
Hacked Clients: And, that is exactly why we exist.
0:19 not yet😂😂
Kalriz's hand shattered into smithereens 3 minutes after the video.
That punch was the worst jumpscare i've ever had in my life. I FELL OF MY BED.
A good day when Lando uplaods
He sold his pens and books for the games LOL
This video reminded me why i have never played a mobile game more than a computer/console one, everytime i get bored of the shallow gameplay and tought it was because of my short attention span, but it wasn't, my attention span improved since then and i still largely prefer non mobile games, so why is that?
Well i believe it was because of monetization, console and pc aren't free of monetization at all in fact they are getting pretty bad recently, but a good amount of developers prefer making an quality game to make money, rather than make a game to solely to make money, which is how almost all mobile games feel like.
“Well I can’t play half the game because I have to buy stuff!”
That’s SO relatable.
Bro when he talked about those games that have you wait 5 days to complete or build something (like clash of clans) its so annoying. W video as always love u bro, LETS GET HIM TO 2 MIL!!!! XD
Why was that punch so loud?!?!? I FELT it through the screen . . .😬😬😬
Oh man, I felt those punches.
I love how you made this video even tho you have had a sponsorship with honkai star rail
As soon as a saw the title I know this was gonna be good 😂😂
What's worse is that I end up up un-installing the games I've put money into 5 days later. 😢😢
This is the funniest video i have seen today. And that first punch was great, i literally got jumpscared. Keep this up, this is better than most content today. Hope your face is fine. :)
That punch was personal💀
Love your work, its sooo funny keep working hard
“You got games on your phone?”
Bro once i played a game that was actually really good (beatstar) that had too many ads then there was this thing in the shop that said if i buy anything the ads would stop and i bought an actual expensive thing to help the developers and the ads stopped, but just for like, 10 minutes, then they came back at full strength
My God! That punch was incredibly satisfying
bruh that punch scared the living daylights out of me
RobTop: pay me 2 dollars and play Geometry Dash with no microtransactions
That punch was personal
Bro I've been waiting for him to make a new video his videos are funny asf😂😂😂😂
Thank youuu🙏🏼
You forgot about those mobile games that prompt you to watch an ad for double the rewards after a match and when you ignore it you get an ad anyway
The ad part is so true 😢
The punches 👊 were so real
I am your biggest fan pls like
I dying everytime he punches himself🤣🤣🤣🤣
Next one: "If mistplay was honest" or "if mobile ads were honest" if there is not enough with just mistplay
That punch sound nearly deafened me.
Also pokemon go is a free of ada game but you can purchase things with money OR you can get coins from putting pokemon inside gyms for more than 11 hours
HOLY SHIT
I GOT A HART ATTACK AT THE SLAP😂😂😂😂😂
Very beautiful work lol comedy 🎭 and funny
Awesome as always
Can you make a sequel to this video that includes Disney Magic Kingdoms?
im looking at you "bomb beach"! I literally have to wait 5 fcking days to upgrade a building :)
CoDM Lucky draws in a FUCKING nutshell
Ain't no way my bro said "you can't get my money but you can get these hands"
Ngl, those punches should definitely transition to uppercuts. Just to really get your point across 😂🤣🤣
Man, he's so calm after getting punched. I'm surprised in today's world, he didn't fight back.
the first punch was a jumpscare.
This is every free mobile port of a steam game
Hilarious as always
Accurate. I do also just hate mobile game ads.
War Robots and Mech Arena personified.
Battle Royales in a Nutshell.
alright now we're throwing hands
Ah ads, if the game you’re playing is fun, you can enable airplane mode, but if that game doesn’t allow offline play, then just delete it
Awesome video
The guns poking from under this man shirt 💪 💪 ❤
I thought bro was abouta do an add for duel for cash
Theres a game i played called Dragonball Legends and you dont have to pay to get ahead nor are there ads. Check it out if you're a dragonball fan....or if youre not and just like good games.
Which is why YOU should play Deepwoken.
For just $5, you get an absolutely jam-packed experience with a unique and fun combat system with so many things to try that you'll probably destroy your PC after your first max level character gets wiped!
And you WILL NOT stop playing because the game is TOO GOOD.
5 days for a catapult. Clash of clans players waiting 3 weeks for artillery haha
You missed one it’s when the game says watch ad for double points and you say no and it gives you an ad anyway
This is Clash of Clans in a Nutshell
Clash of Clans, Candy Crush, the gambling games.