Bruh, lúc chiều có 1 đứa cầm purple poison magician húc thẳng vào con superheavy samurai susanowo của tôi, nó quên mất là tấn công bài thế thủ không phá lá tấn công, nó tự nhiên quăng game khi đang yên đang lành bú 6k dmg vì quên luật chơi
@@theterriblesensei1205 there is a achievement to make opponent damage themselves in a battle, but this is way too advance compared to what even AI pull with Kamakuri decks
God, it's been decades since I've had to put up with Swordswoman. Back in the good old days of Duel Links when you couldn't go two feet without Weevil trying to shove Parasites into your decks and Swordswoman was a staple of annoying decks
I've been playing for a few months now. Started in Duel Links with an Amazoness deck. Got to Platinum with it, somehow. Planned to do the same in Master Duel, then I realized something... You can do a lot more hilarious shit in Master Duel than you could ever do in Duel links. Power of the Ancients is a Super Rare. Lmfao. Let's gooo
*Amazoness Swords Woman* "Your opponent takes any battle damage you would have taken from battles involving this card instead." That's it. That's her whole effect. Bruh.
The worst part is this isn't just a swordswoman thrown into the deck for lols. This is an Amazoness deck. He had Amazoness Onslaught activated. Even if the attack didn't kill, his monster got BANISHED. Not even destroyed, BANISHED. EVEN THOUGH IT WON THE BATTLE.
As an amazoness deck, some people, not everyone, underestimate us. But this guy even tho it was easy to avoid, proved that you need removal and negate effects or else you have sealed Your own grave.
I was waiting for what the opponent had on their field, but as soon as I saw N62 activate its effect I was like "Okay so opponent has no response to this??" Literally opened my eyes all the way when the video panned to the Swordswoman. Individual has never played against amazoness all their life, even though that archetype is rather ancient.
Guess the dude never watched GX/Played Duelinks/TCG. You right, they never read and most high end skilled duelist would already know what Amazoness Swordswoman is capable of.
@Zelda Rocca me too... I think my mind instinctively associated Amazoness Swords Woman to Magic Cylinder long ago so I wouldn't attack her either 😅 (even if technically her effect is not identical to Magic Cylinder actually)
I suffered a lot with then in duel links. Never ever i'm going to attack before removing all spells/ traps that are on their side. I prefer risking activating waking the dragon instead of having my monsters banished just because they EXIST. Even if your opponent that is attacking, if i recall correctly, it stills ban the monster
Depend on the situation, sometimes the opponent active card effects after receiving damage, in this case will be better attack with the highest attack monster.
@@metaphobic it actually has two more effects that are really good. It allows you to summon an Amazoness monster from your hand during the battle phase, and also when it is destroyed, allows you to summon an Amazoness monster from your graveyard.
You will not believe how many people didn’t read the card effects of Sun Dragon Inti, Crystal Wing Synchro Dragon, and Odd-Eyes Wing Dragon. Blue-Eyes Chaos MAX and Dryton were the funniest.
Yeah, one time I synchro summoned a Speedroid Kendama in defense position on a Chaos MAX. The Chaos MAX surrendered on their turn. I was in lethal range even without the double boost effect. I’m still not sure who’s the real winner in that situation.
I play pure lyriluscs and I cannot tell you how many times I've had independent nightingale or even just assembled nightingale just eat raigekis and dark holes from desperate players who can't read.
Their hubris was fueled by overwhelming power as the rampaging beast tramples towards its target. Blinded by its ravenous nature to destroy, little did it know that the monster itself was not the instrument of destruction, but the target itself was the instrument of its own demise.
What kind of person is able to summon 4 preety good monsters and double the attack of one of them twice but is too lazy to read one sentence worth of a monster effect 🙃
@@firepuppies4086 they also can in the GX Manga, there's a function on the duel disk to bring up a display of opponents cards. naturally the one time they tried this VS The Supremacy SUN, the bad guy had the foresight to just erase the text.
People seem so focused on getting their combos down, they don’t pay attention to what’s actually on the board. NGL, I’ve fallen for that trap more than once.
in defense of the galaxy eyes player he could've gotten rid of it with solflare dragon's effect. He just lost cause he didn't read what was on the board.
@Marvin Jacomarock2000 Swordswoman was already on the Field before Solflare was even there, also its effect works only on the opponent's turn (and only if she was special summoned).
I was curious where this was going for a minute there, and then you panned down to reveal Amazoness Swordswoman, to which the most horrified “Oh no” erupted from deep inside of me. The amount of times that thing has haunted me in DL.
0:35 HOW?! HOW DO RUN STRAIGHT INTO SWORDSWOMAN LIKE THAT?! The moment that card appeared on screen, my mind raced as I partially remembered what it did.
Honestly summoning Solflare dragon was the hugest misplay cus usually when you bring out 2 galaxy soldiers you usually use it to bring out Nova and then Infinity and Infinity would've grabbed that swordswoman
0:36 The moment I saw what card that player is about to attack into I was like...V_V -_- O_O >_> OoO NOOOOOO! WAIT! STAAAAAAAAHP! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!? "AW, HERE IT GOES!"
I can consider myself fortunate to have been careful since the first time I went up against Amazoness Swords Woman and never experienced this firsthand
When I saw what was about to happen I immediately just said to myself “ah fuck dude you screwed yourself” like he could have just attacked with another monster first and then attacked for game.
You see the problem with that, is the effect of that monster takes less time to read than every single modern deck in Yugioh including the one the Victim used, man attacked it like he was Joey Wheeler lmao.
you see,this is why you attack with smallest atk first. he would've win if he choose other card to attack. but nope,he just thrust his giant meatstick to a frickin concrete
Yes, Amazoness Swordswomen is a beast, especially if you combo her with Amazoness Call with Amazoness Queen on board with extra Onslaught. *chef kiss As an Amazoness main this happens a lot to me in Master Duel. Opponents rarely read card descriptions that they cripple themselves.
Me, a Galaxy-Eyes player: He could've gone into the Rank 8 Cipher Dragon, then into Rank 9 Cipher Blade... Destroy the Trap with Cipher Blade's effect, attack with the Rank 4 and banish it, attack with the other cards, call it a day.
i'm actually keeping a tally called "Didn't Read Avramax". i'm legit at like 120ish so far. I add a point if they A. try to target it, or quit when they cant B. try to destroy it with an effect without reading masquerena C. go to battle phase then either attack it, or scoop when they realize they can't attack anything else.
this guy wanted to make a statement. That this game is not about winning but about the friends you make along the way. he decided to be the bigger man and suicide in the most fancy way possible to show this new player that he will also be able to achieve these huge damage numbers 1 day. truly an awesome show of sportmanship
Master Duel proved that lots of people didnt use eyes for dueling
yes, we use only our hearts
Which is ironic considering the deck is Galaxy-EYES
Don't see your opponent's cards
Just continue doing combos and :brain explosion:🤣⚡
Bruh, lúc chiều có 1 đứa cầm purple poison magician húc thẳng vào con superheavy samurai susanowo của tôi, nó quên mất là tấn công bài thế thủ không phá lá tấn công, nó tự nhiên quăng game khi đang yên đang lành bú 6k dmg vì quên luật chơi
True, but it is a little bit difficult to read the card effects, it doesn’t help when there’s a time limit to read it all.
So this is why opponent's in the anime always talk to each other about what their cards do. Yugioh players don't know how to read
I am starting to believe this as gospel
seems like he needs some Galaxy Eyeglasses
Lmao good one
Hahaha you made my day
Heyo!
🔥 🔥 🔥
Ok that's actually a good joke
Their goal is beyond our comprehension. This is advanced self otk.
There should be an award in Master Duel for people inflicting the highest self-damage
Dammit bro 🤣
@@theterriblesensei1205 there is a achievement to make opponent damage themselves in a battle, but this is way too advance compared to what even AI pull with Kamakuri decks
Master Duel has genuinely brought me to new conclusions about the intelligence of the general population
Tbh you could have reached the same conclusion by watching the news
@@ashikjaman1940 unfortunately agreed
@@ashikjaman1940 based
My teachers used to compliment me on my intelligence, told me I was smarter than average. Now I have realized that it wasn't much of a compliment..
this says a lot about our extra deck
Cards with long text: Time to read.
Cards with short text: I'll ignore it.
God, it's been decades since I've had to put up with Swordswoman. Back in the good old days of Duel Links when you couldn't go two feet without Weevil trying to shove Parasites into your decks and Swordswoman was a staple of annoying decks
I've been playing for a few months now. Started in Duel Links with an Amazoness deck. Got to Platinum with it, somehow.
Planned to do the same in Master Duel, then I realized something...
You can do a lot more hilarious shit in Master Duel than you could ever do in Duel links.
Power of the Ancients is a Super Rare. Lmfao. Let's gooo
@@Aflay1 Hah, yeah, MD is much more like real paper YGO instead of the curated environment of Duel Links
Haha
Yea, and lava golens, lava golens everywhere
The good old day when swordswoman and mist body combo is the absolute meme.
This is undeniable proof that Yu-Gi-Oh players are dedicated to the phrase #fuckreading.
but after that they are learning , and do the same again on new card he doesnt know the effect
Pendulums did that to me
I dont even Care if it costs me the game
Ain't nobody got time for that
With the number of combos he did, he may have gotten a time limit loss if he read
Except me
At most, you'll really only get me misunderstanding effects instead of completely ignoring what they do
Reading cards is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.
is it possible to learn this power?
@@TrueReverse74 Not from a meta slave
I love this, thanks for improving my day y’all
*Amazoness Swords Woman*
"Your opponent takes any battle damage you would have taken from battles involving this card instead."
That's it. That's her whole effect.
Bruh.
When brainded opponent thats too lazy to read 1 sentence of a monster effect be like:
"Every card I use damages my opponent. There's nothing special about that card."
-small brain duelist
Or basically: *No U!*
@@Aflay1 so small brains that they probably need an auto duel JUST to survive.
i was wondering about that. when he took the damage i was like "..is that like starling?
The worst part is this isn't just a swordswoman thrown into the deck for lols.
This is an Amazoness deck. He had Amazoness Onslaught activated. Even if the attack didn't kill, his monster got BANISHED. Not even destroyed, BANISHED. EVEN THOUGH IT WON THE BATTLE.
And now they given amazoness essentially even more support, how long you reckon it takes before we get more cards added to the pool?
He thought he got game in 1 attack sadly he didn't read sword woman effect lol
@@WildKamuran
In what regard, compared to Duel Links, or in general? Because Amazoness Archer is in the banlist.
@@horacthy8577
Oh, that was game in one attack. He just didn't realize who's game it was going to be.
As an amazoness deck, some people, not everyone, underestimate us. But this guy even tho it was easy to avoid, proved that you need removal and negate effects or else you have sealed
Your own grave.
I was waiting for what the opponent had on their field, but as soon as I saw N62 activate its effect I was like "Okay so opponent has no response to this??"
Literally opened my eyes all the way when the video panned to the Swordswoman.
Individual has never played against amazoness all their life, even though that archetype is rather ancient.
God, I had exactly the same reaction. Beat for beat, word for word.
Guess the dude never watched GX/Played Duelinks/TCG.
You right, they never read and most high end skilled duelist would already know what Amazoness Swordswoman is capable of.
My mouth got stuck open when the video panned to swordswoman I never been astonished this hard before
Can't read 2 lines of text. "Human Evolution"
That Swordwomen is UR. Utterly disgusting.
Even if I have taken 8 year of hiatus, I still wouldn't attack that one Amazoness monster
@Zelda Rocca me too... I think my mind instinctively associated Amazoness Swords Woman to Magic Cylinder long ago so I wouldn't attack her either 😅 (even if technically her effect is not identical to Magic Cylinder actually)
Like, bruh even if you dont know the card the effect is 2 freaking lines, its so easy to read it lol
I mean, I would but not with that monster. Could've attacked with something else to be honest.
Just make her a kaiju!
I suffered a lot with then in duel links. Never ever i'm going to attack before removing all spells/ traps that are on their side. I prefer risking activating waking the dragon instead of having my monsters banished just because they EXIST. Even if your opponent that is attacking, if i recall correctly, it stills ban the monster
Something I learned in 2005 about yugioh:
Always start attacking with your lowest attack monster.
Gorz taught us well
Depend on the situation, sometimes the opponent active card effects after receiving damage, in this case will be better attack with the highest attack monster.
i like how amazoness looks broken but not destroyed when finished the duel
What is onslaught says?
@@aniscene2789 After Battle, banish the monster that battle an Amazoness monster. It has another effect but this on is the one that matters here.
I mean, they got the ruling correct
Amazoness: "I can do this all day."
@@metaphobic it actually has two more effects that are really good. It allows you to summon an Amazoness monster from your hand during the battle phase, and also when it is destroyed, allows you to summon an Amazoness monster from your graveyard.
You will not believe how many people didn’t read the card effects of Sun Dragon Inti, Crystal Wing Synchro Dragon, and Odd-Eyes Wing Dragon. Blue-Eyes Chaos MAX and Dryton were the funniest.
For drytron, did you mean the deck owner?
Yeah, one time I synchro summoned a Speedroid Kendama in defense position on a Chaos MAX. The Chaos MAX surrendered on their turn. I was in lethal range even without the double boost effect. I’m still not sure who’s the real winner in that situation.
I'm personally a fan of Kosmokhlor + Enion Cradle
I play pure lyriluscs and I cannot tell you how many times I've had independent nightingale or even just assembled nightingale just eat raigekis and dark holes from desperate players who can't read.
Rn on the syncro festival nobody reads clear wing targeting negate and get their monsters destroyed for free lmao
Man thought it was an ez otk then he realized he otk'd himself
tbf it was an ez otk
Selftk
stk
its not OTK.. its OwnTK
This is the proof if Yu-Gi-Oh player never read a card
More proof*
Their hubris was fueled by overwhelming power as the rampaging beast tramples towards its target. Blinded by its ravenous nature to destroy, little did it know that the monster itself was not the instrument of destruction, but the target itself was the instrument of its own demise.
@@seekertosecrets Nice, what is that from?
@@seekertosecrets poetic I see
Normal Players when they see Amazon Swordwoman: Cute, I don’t have to worry, I’ll just beat it down.
Duel Links Players: Not today Satan
Literally tho it actually feels like that. That card will always be evil in my eyes.
I've seen that card destroying decks that had piercing damage FFS. ngl, the cam panning to swordswoman was hilarious XD
This is hilariously heartbreaking. As a certain green suited, eye wrapped man once said:
"I see."
That man must be...
... OkUyAsU
Nice........
I bet he was like-"oh yeah, crushed him"
Until he saw that his field got destroyed
Then he was like "What? How?"
"Wait, why I the one who take the damage? "
-said random yugioh player
What kind of person is able to summon 4 preety good monsters and double the attack of one of them twice but is too lazy to read one sentence worth of a monster effect 🙃
@@xdryan2.o572
He probably just saw it on a TH-cam video.
@@Aflay1 I would not be surprised if he put: "What to do when I have (cards he has in his hand and extra deck) in master duel" in google search.
I see Duel Link strategies are still solid in Master Duel👍
Nah mate its not a Duel Link strategy, its a typical everyday non- reading Yugi Oh player strategy.
@@edward-w1k what's the difference?
@@yourtoxicdog4060 Some people read both DL and Master Duel. And make brainfuck plays. The only difference is DL is a lot faster. Just sayin
I mean we already knew YGO players didn't read cards, but holy shit Master Duel is codifying it into the law of the universe at this point.
So this is how Mai won those 20 star chips. Her opponents in the anime read cards about as well as those in real life.
They can't read opponent cards in anime. They only see holograms while standing 20 feet apart
@@sasukedarkwolf they can in Arc V, shown like... once
@@firepuppies4086 they also can in the GX Manga, there's a function on the duel disk to bring up a display of opponents cards. naturally the one time they tried this VS The Supremacy SUN, the bad guy had the foresight to just erase the text.
People seem so focused on getting their combos down, they don’t pay attention to what’s actually on the board.
NGL, I’ve fallen for that trap more than once.
Massive respect and really nice touch for the fact that you used the OG nintendo DS yugioh games entering battle-phase SFX
"My monster has the bigger number, I attack over your puny monster or game!"
Amazoness Swords Woman: ...
As a Galaxy Eyes player, this hurts on a spiritual level
Same
Ditto. That tactic is my endgame tactic……
@@gamerkingdom1442 like at least duel links players know what that card does
Saammeee
Ikr?
player who lost: modern player pulling long ass combo.
player who won: old school player keeping it simple and effective.
in defense of the galaxy eyes player he could've gotten rid of it with solflare dragon's effect. He just lost cause he didn't read what was on the board.
@Marvin Jacomarock2000 Swordswoman was already on the Field before Solflare was even there, also its effect works only on the opponent's turn (and only if she was special summoned).
Perfectly edited. As all things should be.
I was curious where this was going for a minute there, and then you panned down to reveal Amazoness Swordswoman, to which the most horrified “Oh no” erupted from deep inside of me. The amount of times that thing has haunted me in DL.
0:58 Should be written "SonofOdin reduced own LP to 0"
🤣
Both. Absolutely both.
0:35 HOW?! HOW DO RUN STRAIGHT INTO SWORDSWOMAN LIKE THAT?! The moment that card appeared on screen, my mind raced as I partially remembered what it did.
"I don't need to read your cards if I have 12k attack."
-SonofOdin, probably
Ah yes, the greatest effect of them all, negating your opponents ability to read 🔥
Ygo negates become more and more broken everyday
But the thing is we are not the one negating their ability to read but they are the ones who negate that ability themselves
There's two types of duelists. Bookworms and non-bookworms.
To be fair the amazonness player didn't explain his card's effects for a whole episode like they do in the anime.
This is legit "Call an ambulance... but not for me."
I think this may literately being the definition of someone playing themselves.
That’s just emotional damage right there
that card ability be like "(Quick Effect): your opponent become unable to read cards effect for this turn"
0:34 starting here it fitted well when you added him measuring the attack point difference
That player is definitely not a Duel Links player
The importance of read... also as an amazoness deck player this brings me joy
Man’s otk’d himself I’m dead😂
I find this to be both hilarious and heartbreaking.
As an Amazoness player from way back, as soon as I saw what he was swinging into, I started crying laughing 🤣🤣🤣
Ah yes, i remember playing that card alot against blind eyes player that no one read the effect of it, such a beautiful day
Cap it off with a card that can't be destroyed by battle and now you have a giant killer on your hands!
@@seekertosecrets Or just use something to make your opponent bigger.
*If he didn't have the will to read 2 lines of effect, what would he do against an Endymion Pendulum deck?*
Honestly summoning Solflare dragon was the hugest misplay cus usually when you bring out 2 galaxy soldiers you usually use it to bring out Nova and then Infinity and Infinity would've grabbed that swordswoman
Maybe the guy was playing a pure Galaxy Photon deck
He didn't read the card, he thought attacking would be enough
@@derkaiser16 even he's playing pure one. There's galaxy eyes cipher dragon that can take control of this amazoness but he didn't summon it
Now opponent is gonna cry while posting "this guy is cheater"😂
When I saw the two Galaxy Soldiers I thought he would go into nova then infinity
Just like the anime, cards have effects that are only revealed after they happen.
Unlike the anime, this happens because Yugioh players don't read.
This kids is why reading the fine print is important 😂😂😂
Reading is fundamental!
As a certifiable Yugi-boomer, this is hilarious.
0:34
And here i start laughing uncontrollably
Literal example of "Congratulations. You played yourself."
0:36 The moment I saw what card that player is about to attack into I was like...V_V -_- O_O >_> OoO NOOOOOO! WAIT! STAAAAAAAAHP! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!? "AW, HERE IT GOES!"
I can consider myself fortunate to have been careful since the first time I went up against Amazoness Swords Woman and never experienced this firsthand
When I saw what was about to happen I immediately just said to myself “ah fuck dude you screwed yourself” like he could have just attacked with another monster first and then attacked for game.
I can confirm no matter the deck you play, you can reach plat as long as you can read.
To be fair, if I hadn't had first hand experience with that Amazoness, I wouldn't have known what it did.
You see the problem with that, is the effect of that monster takes less time to read than every single modern deck in Yugioh including the one the Victim used, man attacked it like he was Joey Wheeler lmao.
@@SuzakuMurkrow198 yeah.
This entire self otk mess is absolutely preventable with just a bit of tap or click on the screen 🤣.
This is hilarious but also enraging because amazoness swordswoman has 2 LINES OF FUCKING TEXT. There is legit no excuse for him not reading that lmao
My favorite is dropping plasma or tapir on the field and the opponent just keeps playing monsters and wondering why effects don’t go off.
Certified read the card moment
Yup, as a Galaxy-Eyes duelist I can confirm, that looks about right.
Oof.
As a Galaxy Eyes player, I feel for this man
you see,this is why you attack with smallest atk first.
he would've win if he choose other card to attack. but nope,he just thrust his giant meatstick to a frickin concrete
Yes, Amazoness Swordswomen is a beast, especially if you combo her with Amazoness Call with Amazoness Queen on board with extra Onslaught.
*chef kiss
As an Amazoness main this happens a lot to me in Master Duel. Opponents rarely read card descriptions that they cripple themselves.
The card is like a single sentence dear god XD
As a fellow galaxy eyes dragon deck user to another, try using tachyon dragon a bit more those situations lmao
Or go into CDI
Or attack with a smaller monster first to destroy the amazoness Sword woman.......
Or just summon cipher (the one that pops) then overlay full armor and pop the other cards
This literally prove how important reading the effects of the cards is
*When blue eyes players make a Galaxy eyes deck*
Me, a Galaxy-Eyes player: He could've gone into the Rank 8 Cipher Dragon, then into Rank 9 Cipher Blade... Destroy the Trap with Cipher Blade's effect, attack with the Rank 4 and banish it, attack with the other cards, call it a day.
It's both
Amazoness player: hilarious
Opponent: heartbreaking
i'm actually keeping a tally called "Didn't Read Avramax". i'm legit at like 120ish so far. I add a point if they
A. try to target it, or quit when they cant
B. try to destroy it with an effect without reading masquerena
C. go to battle phase then either attack it, or scoop when they realize they can't attack anything else.
If he just attacked with solflare...
UGHHHH he had him!
Looks like someone was inspired to make an amazoness deck after seeing the new support cards
That opponent sure didn't look at Amazoness sword women's ability before summoning all those Photon momsters
Reading degree should be added as a qualification to play yugioh
He either knew exactly what he was doing, or had no fucking clue
Sometimes your opponent have a board of cards with so much text so do don't read and wing it, but that was just one card.
the time limit of master duel is huge as f and reset after turns and people still dont read lol.
All those times my father tells me "reading is fundamental" is starting to make me understand why 🤣
he's too eager to win he forgot the galaxy-eyes dragon on the field next to the xyz
Both heart breaking and funny at the same time
His eyes can see the whole galaxy, but not the effect of the card.
For anyone confused Amazoness Swords Woman makes your opponent take the battle damage instead of you.
Always red the monster effects guys
But my man how he does not know what that card does
this guy wanted to make a statement. That this game is not about winning but about the friends you make along the way. he decided to be the bigger man and suicide in the most fancy way possible to show this new player that he will also be able to achieve these huge damage numbers 1 day. truly an awesome show of sportmanship
Damn look like bare ppl on master Duel are getting sent to gulag and the shadow realm first class on a daily routine
It’s both
Hilarious because how anticlimactic that was. But heart breaking because, as a Galaxy-Eyes player, this hurts my soul
My PTSD came back when I saw what he was attacking.
What the heck that amazon only has a short description 😂😂😂
"What the fuck is reading?"
- that guy, probably
The 2 Galaxy Soldiers should have been used to summon Cyber Dragon Infinity instead. What use is Solflare at that moment
I swear some people can't read and won't use a few seconds of their turn to read the cards on the opponent's field and graveyard.