After I first saw Bob tear an apple apart I tried it myself and it wasn't easy, but it was easier than I thought and I managed to do it. Now I have a card ready if I'm ever on would I lie to you.
If an apple is left on the tree it will naturally split in half. This is actually one of the pressures of the harvest; to get them in before they split.
My mum was born in 1925. They were very poor. Her mother made her a potato dolly which she loved, but one day it was gone as it was needed for dinner. Very upsetting even 70 years later.
I know what Gregg Wallace means; at first i thought he meant a steam iron as well, but i also prefer toast made with direct heat, as from a hot surface, than the indirect heat of a toaster. i make toast in a skillet, on the stove top; doesn't flatten the bread at all.
@plb1402 Dale Winton used to present a show called Supermarket Sweep, in which contestants ran around shops, filling up their trollies with as much as possible. Quite literally, all over the shop
I was thinking to myself why anyone would be bothered by a builder sitting in their bathtub. What absolute absurdity; that prompt isn’t remotely believable. But then I remembered that a certain gentleman used his nail clippings to pick his teeth and realized that the bathtub scenario wasn’t ridiculous at all.
Realistically Southgate has done nothing with England, looking at the squad of players England should be reaching semis and finals without any hassle, regardless of who the manager is
As someone who actually ate everything but the stem of apples as a child, it’s specifically bad for you to eat the entire core. There’s trace arsenic in the seeds.
What, Vegemite is far superior to its rival Marmite!! Vegemite is much easier to spread on buttered toast, than that goopy runny, drips everywhere Marmite..... Oh,, been to Australia twice back in the 90's, Darwin (sea wasps), and Brisbane (also the river down to the Zoo) and had a great time, and friendly people......😄
In the Chris eating the apple story, when the camera pulls back, there are two different girls in the seat next to Lee. One is Masie Adams, but not sure who the blonde girl is.....what's going on??
There are trace amounts of cyanide in apple seeds, but you can safely ingest them. It only gets moderately dangerous if you eat more than 150, but who would even want that
@@matthewcullen1298 Not really a poison. Cyanide. Most seeds from fruits have an element of Cyanide or something similar. Do not eat them, although you'd need around a thousand seeds or more to get a lethal dose.
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Bob Mortimer ripping apples in half is the single best moment ever presented on television.
Greg Davies’ pure joy when Bob opens the apple is so adorable!
He is the biggest kid, I love that things still delight him on that level.
I agree he is like a rather large kid
3:11 "You know when it's so dark that you think, God it's so dark I could Nick a banana"
Lee mack everybody
Dale Winton’s potato story might be one of the most convincingly told lies in the history of the show. Underrated
13:58 How does Lee make catching the apple so comedic? It's like he knew what was going to happen. Amazing.
I love that sort of thing 😅
After I first saw Bob tear an apple apart I tried it myself and it wasn't easy, but it was easier than I thought and I managed to do it. Now I have a card ready if I'm ever on would I lie to you.
Charlie Brooker’s “why?!!” Always cracks me up
Bob Mortimer looks like Martin Freeman's insane uncle
Based on what we’ve learnt about him from this show, he certainly acts like it as well
Patsy Kensit's laughter during Bob Mortimer's part is so infectious
Yes the sound of a 60 a day smoking habit.
@@jimmyfarley5581😂
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She is all of us simply listening to his ridicolous explanations 😂
Blame it on the bell boy
11:04 and there it is.. Bob's adorable
I love David and Lee arguing about the stories 🤣🤣
bob mortimer needs to be in every episode
If I had my bear hands I too could rip an apple in half.
If an apple is left on the tree it will naturally split in half. This is actually one of the pressures of the harvest; to get them in before they split.
Apple story is #1😂
Just got a genius idea where they make a show of all the lies where they make them reality xD
So so funny, ironing toast.... lol
Nothing wrong with liking pasteries 😊
11:20 The front row of the BBC Rugby team scrum.
5:26. How did no one come up with Any Old Iron? 😂
Are these condensed? I could've sworn that sausage roll bit had a part where David chided Lee for his "exact heat level" comment.
Holy wow the apple 🤣
babe wake up new would I lie to is here
My mum was born in 1925. They were very poor. Her mother made her a potato dolly which she loved, but one day it was gone as it was needed for dinner. Very upsetting even 70 years later.
I love miles David and Lee.
I know what Gregg Wallace means; at first i thought he meant a steam iron as well, but i also prefer toast made with direct heat, as from a hot surface, than the indirect heat of a toaster. i make toast in a skillet, on the stove top; doesn't flatten the bread at all.
I agree with rhod in the argument with david
VEGETABLES!
The cat in a fridge would be a perfect would i lie to you card
Love patsys laugh
21:58 - "whereas the Wintons, they're all over the shop"
It saddens me that no one understood how clever that line was 😢
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@plb1402 Dale Winton used to present a show called Supermarket Sweep, in which contestants ran around shops, filling up their trollies with as much as possible. Quite literally, all over the shop
Thanks! I remember now...@@c.lvr2602
When I heard it I just thought WHAYY!
A warmish sausage roll"
11:15 What David says? Either side of stoke? stroke?
Stalk 🙂 An apple stalk
@@Williamwerenberg Thank you 😊
@@farhadmammadzada No problem 🙂👍
Is that Richard and Jared Harris’ (grand)son? 5:39
Charlie Brooker
leigh macks bannana antidote was very funy. greeting's from egipyt
To aid in your English Anecdote is the correct spelling. Antidote is a cure for an illness, most commonly poisons, or venoms.
@@tonyravioli1982thankes you ,😇
You live in Egypt and yet you can't spell it. !!!!!!!!
@@JulieScanlan-s1d thankes , you hav the wisodm of 4000 camel's
@@JulieScanlan-s1d Egypt doesn't sound or look remotely similar in English as it does in the Egyptian dialect
I was thinking to myself why anyone would be bothered by a builder sitting in their bathtub. What absolute absurdity; that prompt isn’t remotely believable. But then I remembered that a certain gentleman used his nail clippings to pick his teeth and realized that the bathtub scenario wasn’t ridiculous at all.
Love your observations. Believe it or not some best fish and chips can be found inland. I speak from experience.
Nikki Fox is so gorgeous and has a great smile
Realistically Southgate has done nothing with England, looking at the squad of players England should be reaching semis and finals without any hassle, regardless of who the manager is
Love Rhod....
My reality is broken by a rip in an apple, I too must master this Jedi magic
Anybody can rip an apple in two if the apple is ripe.
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Anybody is usually used for humans. Animals were excluded from that statement.
Even so, it'd be tough for toddlers.
Yeah how about people with disabilities? They couldn't so hah
@@rbokhoree David ? Is that you ?
I can’t.
As someone who actually ate everything but the stem of apples as a child, it’s specifically bad for you to eat the entire core. There’s trace arsenic in the seeds.
@@haley1536 Nope. If I die young maybe we can blame the apples 😂
It's not enough to worry about
I just did a test here in Australia and my dog doesn’t like Vegemite. Also, that stuff really sticks to your cheek.
Maybe the dog just doesn’t like the smell of your shitty ring piece.
What, Vegemite is far superior to its rival Marmite!! Vegemite is much easier to spread on buttered toast, than that goopy runny, drips everywhere Marmite.....
Oh,, been to Australia twice back in the 90's, Darwin (sea wasps), and Brisbane (also the river down to the Zoo) and had a great time, and friendly people......😄
Rip Dale Winton
In the Chris eating the apple story, when the camera pulls back, there are two different girls in the seat next to Lee. One is Masie Adams, but not sure who the blonde girl is.....what's going on??
Don't eat apple seeds, people.
Haven't they got a poison ín them
There are trace amounts of cyanide in apple seeds, but you can safely ingest them. It only gets moderately dangerous if you eat more than 150, but who would even want that
@@matthewcullen1298 Not really a poison. Cyanide. Most seeds from fruits have an element of Cyanide or something similar. Do not eat them, although you'd need around a thousand seeds or more to get a lethal dose.
Don't tell me what to do
i think that guy that is blind eats the apple whole? or was it another fruit?
Every 2 minutes i get a add, put less ads on it please.
Why was dale Winton dressed as captain scarlet
Who is the weird looking girl in Lees team in the first sketch?
Nikki Fox. At 27 minutes she tells a weird story…