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  • @emilioriofrio7858
    @emilioriofrio7858 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2323

    Joe "Well no because..
    *Brings mic closer*
    Every 10 years your cells in your body actually completely change
    I was reading this article about how DMT can actually advance this process into taking 6 years because your pineal gland- Jaime could you get that article up?
    Yeah but it's because your pineal glands can actually make your cells rejuvenate faster... Here we go
    *Looks over at screen*
    Look at that...
    Yeah that chimp must be what? 400 pounds? Jesus those things will tear you to shreds" Rogan.

    • @fareedjreisat
      @fareedjreisat 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Marine Force ROFL

    • @narcissistskryptonite5734
      @narcissistskryptonite5734 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      W

    • @philipmacfarland7860
      @philipmacfarland7860 7 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Marine Force is there a way to save TH-cam comments? I'm screenshotting this because this is so accurate it made me turn off the video and reconsider my life.

    • @stevenmartimucci1800
      @stevenmartimucci1800 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      4chan repost

    • @Spectator182
      @Spectator182 7 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Joe "theres a big possibility that in the whole universe theres a billion blackholes where when you enter that blackhole you'll be in another universe where in that universe theres another billions of hundreds of blackholes and when you enter that blackhole theres a NEW universe where theres BILLIONS AND HUNDREDS OF BLACKHOLES where when you enter one of those black hole theres a WHOLE NEW UNIVERSE WHERE there is billion of Blackholes" Rogan

  • @baileynabe3771
    @baileynabe3771 6 ปีที่แล้ว +608

    bert: "my self esteem is gonna be at an all time low"
    tom: "I've hated the last minutes you've been alive and talking."

  • @albertcamus6214
    @albertcamus6214 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3571

    The 4 hour comedy central roast of bert kreischer

    • @simoncaissie8404
      @simoncaissie8404 7 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      William Tecumseh Sherman at a point I felt a little uncomfortable.

    • @blindvisionable
      @blindvisionable 7 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      It was funny the first 50 times they made fun of Bert now they need to shut the fuck up and let the man talk. Theyre not even making sense some times and sound lame. A roast is funny, this is "lets pick out every single flaw Bert has and tease him about it 4 hour special"

    • @yungchill69
      @yungchill69 7 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Michael Fraser Bolen look how triggered you are lmao

    • @mattr7118
      @mattr7118 7 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Michael Fraser Bolen That's what good friends do dude. Me and my friends constantly shit on each other. Sometimes to humble yourself, your peers need to take you down a notch. Bert can handle himself. He's a big boy.

    • @blindvisionable
      @blindvisionable 7 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      John Doe I totally agree. All 8 years of me in the military was nothing but making fun and teasing eachother. If I don't tease you, you're most likely not a close friend. However, if I'm with a group of 5, 4 of us don't ban together and single out one in the group and shit on em for hours. Especially if that person isn't also making fun of us back. It just seems childish and annoying to me how Ari talk over everything just to make fun of Bert.

  • @swagzilla3000
    @swagzilla3000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1849

    Tom: lawful good
    Bert: chaotic good
    Joe: lawful neutral
    Ari: chaotic evil

    • @EGoltz
      @EGoltz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Swagzilla-victim mentality

    • @macaronicheese8721
      @macaronicheese8721 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@EGoltz what ..

    • @EGoltz
      @EGoltz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @Phil Ill death penises

    • @PHCNobody
      @PHCNobody 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      so true

    • @simianfinance7313
      @simianfinance7313 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ari is more neutral but whatever

  • @paxtongray3462
    @paxtongray3462 4 ปีที่แล้ว +436

    Joe to Bert in 2017: "Let's pretend for some reason you're home for a month and you're not traveling at all."
    2020: y e s

    • @Delta2Oscar
      @Delta2Oscar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And Bert finished a marathon, without training/"easy"

    • @uriah9638
      @uriah9638 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      2020: 100%

    • @luisserrano9189
      @luisserrano9189 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Crazy shit

    • @rufus13tapostle74
      @rufus13tapostle74 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      When tom mentioned trump and the 2020 election I thought ha the election is the smallest story of 2020 u fool

    • @LarryDLaneYT
      @LarryDLaneYT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I thought the same thing lol.

  • @Ovendodger
    @Ovendodger 7 ปีที่แล้ว +465

    Jamie pull up that video of the bear eating a baby

    • @blindvisionable
      @blindvisionable 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      "pull that shit up young Jamie"

  • @SupremeKa1
    @SupremeKa1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    I love how I'm watching this 3 years later on October when they're talking about soner october

    • @jeremyarmstrong7857
      @jeremyarmstrong7857 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Me too

    • @MugiwaraElvin
      @MugiwaraElvin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me 2 😂

    • @Roseyfinchartworks
      @Roseyfinchartworks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Joe: let’s say your stuck at home for a month, no shows, are you drinking?
      Bert: no I’m not drinking
      Oh sweety that’s the only thing left to do now

    • @campbellwilson2414
      @campbellwilson2414 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I love hearing them talk about how they thought 2020 would shape up..

    • @Dubbele.R
      @Dubbele.R 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

  • @ekimusman2
    @ekimusman2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +509

    they need to do this again with joey diaz and have it be six hours long so i can have an entire work day of this.

    • @iem7252
      @iem7252 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      you work 6 hours only?

    • @ChaseAcheck408
      @ChaseAcheck408 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      that way the employers dont have to give you a lunch

    • @anthonysummers9540
      @anthonysummers9540 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Matt Roberts I don’t get a lunch regardless lmao

    • @singhatar0912
      @singhatar0912 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Alex Briggs he’s probably salaried

    • @singhatar0912
      @singhatar0912 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Alex Briggs not everyone works at McDonald’s like you lil pimpin

  • @brawinirndon
    @brawinirndon 7 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    I had real anxiety for Bert in this podcast haha Jesus Christ

  • @shapoopy2964
    @shapoopy2964 7 ปีที่แล้ว +497

    I wish my girl talked about me the way Joe talks about coco diaz

    • @majorellebird9057
      @majorellebird9057 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kyle H so real lol

    • @cheysam123
      @cheysam123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      wish my girl talked about me the way Joe talks about coco diazwish my girl talked about me the way Joe talks about coco diaz

  • @jessieportilo7595
    @jessieportilo7595 7 ปีที่แล้ว +733

    Ari is the type to get voted off big brother first.

    • @PizzaRatJC
      @PizzaRatJC 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He'd piss in everyone's bottle

    • @CocoaThunda
      @CocoaThunda 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nah he's the type to win HOH every challenge.

    • @frederikduplessis4126
      @frederikduplessis4126 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Either win or voted first I love to hate him and share his passion for pissing in bottles.

    • @andrewp5732
      @andrewp5732 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’ve never even seen a full episode but somehow I know exactly what you’re talking about

    • @calska140
      @calska140 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      not if i was in the house. I'd campaign to keep him because he hurts everyone else's fee fees

  • @PolochAngriff
    @PolochAngriff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    “Let’s pretend for some strange reason you are home for a month.” Welp...

  • @bobwilkinsonguitar6142
    @bobwilkinsonguitar6142 7 ปีที่แล้ว +469

    They're all shitting on Bert for drinking, when his behavior is alright, and Ari's over here sober pissing in bottles on a live broadcast

    • @rufustherat1794
      @rufustherat1794 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bob Wilkinson the difference is ari knows what he is

    • @OfficialPaulBot
      @OfficialPaulBot 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Bob Wilkinson a peeing in bottle addiction hasn't ever killed anyone

    • @femka
      @femka 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      So ari pissing in a bottle is not great. I tink he probably thinks its funny to do for reactions. The reason they care about bert (possibly) over drinking is cause they care about him and don't want him to die .... but yeah i guess they are the same.

    • @OfficialPaulBot
      @OfficialPaulBot 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Femka Ari is probably just lazy. In regards to not wanting to go to the bathroom. I knew guys like that, just found it easier lol

    • @Idontwannahandl
      @Idontwannahandl 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      TBH ari is just a douchebag in every sense of the term. I generally avoid podcasts with him, but this one had too many positives to skip...

  • @bluchinchilla
    @bluchinchilla 7 ปีที่แล้ว +348

    I took my shirt off to watch this

    • @3232jrob
      @3232jrob 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I took my pants off to watch this

    • @kevinVersus
      @kevinVersus 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jon Morris my took pants off I shirt

    • @caseyk4294
      @caseyk4294 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      J Rob i wasn't wearing either to begin with. Checkmate. Seriously though this is the first time I'm seeing Bert. He might be my spirit animal.

    • @Chlaffy
      @Chlaffy 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jon Morris I

    • @LuckyIrish
      @LuckyIrish 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      dude, watch the old ones. So funny.

  • @zachlaprade
    @zachlaprade 7 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    "its not an intervention".....its a liiiiittle bit of an intervention haha

  • @ofpbluefalcon
    @ofpbluefalcon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +835

    It's nice listening to this after knowing he did run that marathon.

    • @sethromusic
      @sethromusic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      OFPBlueFalcon did he? Haha

    • @cheyennejohnson7107
      @cheyennejohnson7107 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      In 11 hrs

    • @bluenova6891
      @bluenova6891 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yo what ep did they talk about it????

    • @Clark-86
      @Clark-86 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@cheyennejohnson7107 5hrs 33min actually.

    • @Clark-86
      @Clark-86 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@bluenova6891 ep 1036

  • @TheVendettaFilms
    @TheVendettaFilms 7 ปีที่แล้ว +591

    Can we get Jamie on a podcast

    • @7evensabre
      @7evensabre 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      needs to happen

    • @SpregioCheeks
      @SpregioCheeks 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Jamie, Lee Syatt, and Diaz. The Church Experience

    • @straight_outta_jail
      @straight_outta_jail 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      #notevilmetoo

    • @AZCaveMan480
      @AZCaveMan480 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He is in a JRE with Tony Hinchcliffe in a Hotel where he is on camera

    • @sofakingkong4202
      @sofakingkong4202 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      but then who's gonna Pull That Up when Joe thinks of a video or image to google?

  • @MrTwbrien
    @MrTwbrien 7 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    They need to make fun of Ari more. When Ari is uncomfortable or the center of attention he behaves. When he sees someone else targeted he gets all weirdly loud and tries to pile on. Just every ten minutes or so insult him for being a weird vagabond and you're good.

    • @timcallahan5642
      @timcallahan5642 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Agree wholeheartedly

    • @ffnovice7
      @ffnovice7 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      He's a bully by nature but is funny enough when he bursts into histrionics

    • @fargoth7
      @fargoth7 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He honestly reminds me of myself as the person who nobody makes fun of. It's a circumcised aura

    • @blindvisionable
      @blindvisionable 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It was funny the first 50 times they made fun of Bert now they need to shut the fuck up and let the man talk. Theyre not even making sense some times and sound lame. A roast is funny, this is "lets pick out every single flaw Bert has and tease him about it 4 hour special"

    • @blindvisionable
      @blindvisionable 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Ari needs to shut the fuck up. He sounds and acts like a high schooler following the other kids when theyre teasing someone.

  • @paulinevereker2426
    @paulinevereker2426 7 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    Tom is the only one that isn't being a dick about Bert's drinking ... seems genuinely concerned. A nice guy.

    • @EGoltz
      @EGoltz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Hey Now well he's genuinely a fat fuckin fuck.

    • @kotia06
      @kotia06 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Burnt is the fattest man alive. There is no cure for Christlers family long string jeans. #whybertisfat

    • @JohanErikssonSWE
      @JohanErikssonSWE 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mrs P seem to be a wonderful woman with a warm and caring heart, i think she saw what you saw, he´s like a coalabear with PTSD.

  • @electricturtle3326
    @electricturtle3326 5 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    This is like a 4 hour long aggressive intervention/roast

    • @kennethadams2146
      @kennethadams2146 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Plate going around? Hehehelol. Yoowzers !!!!!

  • @jopo7996
    @jopo7996 7 ปีที่แล้ว +996

    Who knew Ari had such a great body?
    His upper body is literally perfect, in a 70 year old creepy guy staring at you from across a sauna, with his towel open and winking, kind of way.

    • @AlpaccaOrIllSmackYa
      @AlpaccaOrIllSmackYa 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      kinda got a cyclist body

    • @jopo7996
      @jopo7996 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      alpaca or i'll smack ya a bi-cyclist.

    • @101thecallahan
      @101thecallahan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jo Po #researchFlatEarth

    • @gratuitous1
      @gratuitous1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ari be a Jew

    • @bziti1788
      @bziti1788 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      what the fuck... nigga you a werido

  • @DarrenVanDam
    @DarrenVanDam 7 ปีที่แล้ว +538

    20:42 Listen to 4 grown men groan an exhale in unison after watching a long board wipe out. It's a unique sound.

    • @EJ08CPO
      @EJ08CPO 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Flick Connection fuck Joey Diaz. And fuck u too I guess I dunno man. Sorry

    • @mattmanchester22
      @mattmanchester22 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Lmao it sounds like a bunch of homeless finishing on someone.

    • @johna2967
      @johna2967 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Flick Connection 😂😂

    • @Harvinator24
      @Harvinator24 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Time mark. Today's is the longest ever.

    • @timzahler710
      @timzahler710 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +EJ08CPO fuck Joey Diaz fr

  • @TMDubb
    @TMDubb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    39:30 intervention officially begins 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂

  • @jonloc8535
    @jonloc8535 5 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    Watching this with my shirt off

    • @singhatar0912
      @singhatar0912 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You’re a douchebag just like Bert

    • @davidec.4021
      @davidec.4021 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      THE MACHIIIINE

    • @gabrielcalle4436
      @gabrielcalle4436 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao same

    • @scottp9835
      @scottp9835 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You and me both my fellow joe Rogan cult member

  • @IchorX
    @IchorX 6 ปีที่แล้ว +347

    Do a podcast with Jamie.

  • @AcidGlow
    @AcidGlow 7 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    *I listen to these podcasts while working at my desk. Great way to pass the time. ✅😁*

    • @matthewjakub9419
      @matthewjakub9419 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      AcidGlow Thanks for sharing 😂😂😂

    • @djmilehigh7472
      @djmilehigh7472 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same here!

    • @B.A_nana
      @B.A_nana 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Omg I use to get high and watch your vids all the time

    • @mrebola9078
      @mrebola9078 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I listen while I'm at work in the warehouse or at the gym! Love it

    • @cmarch6519
      @cmarch6519 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Slinging board laughing my ass off. Makes the day go by quick.

  • @1manorgy
    @1manorgy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "You're in good shape for someone who's in terrible shape" is probably one of my all-time favorite quotes.

  • @alfonsogomez7461
    @alfonsogomez7461 5 ปีที่แล้ว +309

    Ari looks like a 5 year old who just woke up from a nap

    • @Kevin-ne5yq
      @Kevin-ne5yq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's damn funny

    • @thespartanbread
      @thespartanbread 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol

    • @cosmicfreeway
      @cosmicfreeway 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @goon snuke Definitely not normal

    • @MasonVGates
      @MasonVGates 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      bro lmno

    • @tunes90s20
      @tunes90s20 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thanks blokes..... I used to think Ari was hot AF, now I can't unsee that

  • @justinunion7586
    @justinunion7586 6 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    Young Jamie killin it w the camera work

    • @iliketosaybruh6605
      @iliketosaybruh6605 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Justin Union its automatic

    • @Putrid506
      @Putrid506 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@iliketosaybruh6605 is it?

    • @iliketosaybruh6605
      @iliketosaybruh6605 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      pleb allen Im like 75 percent sure. Unless jamie is a robot sitting there for 4 hours switching the camera in exact intervals.

    • @GoombaGunk
      @GoombaGunk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      It's manual dude, when Jamie walks around the room the camera doesn't change

    • @brandonyankees1
      @brandonyankees1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@iliketosaybruh6605 technology is fucking incredible if that is automatic

  • @matthewanderson5205
    @matthewanderson5205 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    We should all take a moment and appreciate jamie and his angle switching skills

  • @brothermichael8338
    @brothermichael8338 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Bert: I'm in good shape.
    Ari: the shape that you are is BAD

  • @autismunleashed1628
    @autismunleashed1628 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    When Bert starts picking up on the intervention vibes

    • @zakrivera8977
      @zakrivera8977 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      they've honestly probably done that off podcast

  • @craigmongiovi516
    @craigmongiovi516 6 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    watching this for a second time makes me sympathize for Bert man. this is me at work everyone makes fun of me. and the fact he proved all of them wrong. with the Sober Octobert and the marathon he finished.

    • @themaverickswon
      @themaverickswon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      is there a podcast they have after they do the maerathon?

    • @Jakethegr86
      @Jakethegr86 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@themaverickswon 1036

    • @deniskalev5805
      @deniskalev5805 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      He was still last with all his shit talk, like it or not Bert is waaaaay to cocky for someone who is clearly horribly out of shape. Running one marathon doesn't really change that, as someone who's put in the work to get and stay lean and strong I can see why Joe especially gets annoyed with Bert's over confidence

    • @Addiroy44
      @Addiroy44 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Denis Kalev this was for last year’s October, not this year’s so none of that even applies

    • @macaronicheese8721
      @macaronicheese8721 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @LivingTheFate wOoW

  • @boxerdog5979
    @boxerdog5979 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "I don't like Dragons." Tom Segura. I spit out my drink laughing at that!

    • @tototyxxx
      @tototyxxx 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Boxer Dog tommy buns is the best

  • @rankinh71
    @rankinh71 7 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    TOM IS ALL ABOUT THIS BET. THE ENTIRE TIME HE KEPT BRINGING IT UP. LOL

    • @toastedjoe1013
      @toastedjoe1013 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Tommy "I Don't Like Dragons" Segura

    • @ernestolopez5501
      @ernestolopez5501 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tom can be competitive af sometimes. He used to play college football

  • @michaelduckett7304
    @michaelduckett7304 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Joe “ Imagine for some strange reason you’re at home for a month.” Rogan 😂😂

  • @ingehaughommadsen6495
    @ingehaughommadsen6495 7 ปีที่แล้ว +726

    Joe "nobody laughed so I turned to Jamie for reassurance" Rogan

    • @twintalk2943
      @twintalk2943 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      i am fucking DYING right now after reading this lol

    • @twintalk2943
      @twintalk2943 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      look at this guy over here...doesnt get the simple joke...lolgood luck in life bro

    • @poopdoop22
      @poopdoop22 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      3:00:36

    • @randy2152
      @randy2152 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ian Westart I think he gets the joke it's just fucking STUPID that people come in Joes podcast and talk shit about him. Get a life

    • @theadvertisingtoday-anrnac7851
      @theadvertisingtoday-anrnac7851 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Adam Hupp people come in Joe's podcast huh? Sounds gross. Nothing like calling people stupid while making 1st grade grammar mistakes

  • @AidanKeen98
    @AidanKeen98 6 ปีที่แล้ว +445

    The birth of sober October

  • @fitzy3000
    @fitzy3000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Tom: “what’s your travel schedule-“
    Joe (in tattletale voice): “Ari’s peeing”

  • @Name-fy9ky
    @Name-fy9ky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Bert watched the entire Game of Thrones series without having seen the first episode.

  • @fieldstripped
    @fieldstripped 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "But you're in good shape for someone in terrible shape" lmao

  • @Dud3itsj3ff
    @Dud3itsj3ff 7 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Poor Burt..... I know all these guys are buddy's but damn lol

  • @utuberzanz
    @utuberzanz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    who else was waiting for the live stream to end so you can watch it from the beginning? lmfao

  • @IceKoldKilla
    @IceKoldKilla 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Apple has been studying this podcast to make Jamie the new Siri.

  • @theinterdimensionalchildmo9586
    @theinterdimensionalchildmo9586 6 ปีที่แล้ว +485

    Ari Shaffir looks like a Mike judge drawing

    • @RR-1977
      @RR-1977 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Man that ol dang ol Ari man ol dang ol

    • @Q.theProducer
      @Q.theProducer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol nice

    • @f.g.h604
      @f.g.h604 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The same laugh as Butthead

    • @FIRSTNAMELASTNAME-zt4kf
      @FIRSTNAMELASTNAME-zt4kf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He looks like a Jewish Dale gribble

    • @teeple1877
      @teeple1877 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not as much as Theo von does

  • @PatchesOHoulihansNutSweat
    @PatchesOHoulihansNutSweat 7 ปีที่แล้ว +384

    Ari "looks like hes worn prescription glasses since birth & he just now took them off for the first time ever" shaffir

    • @liambell1995
      @liambell1995 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Csquared Hahahaha this one!

    • @kimfuruwal9285
      @kimfuruwal9285 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Csquared Hahahahaha best comment !!!

    • @TechMetalRules
      @TechMetalRules 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Csquared HAHAHAHA! Perfection.

    • @Cyborg1011
      @Cyborg1011 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nailed it

    • @chrisakers4748
      @chrisakers4748 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Fucking hilarious

  • @herfjones3
    @herfjones3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Re watching this again after watching the pre sober October 3 and it’s so cool to see how naturally sober October started.

  • @tyranitanth6956
    @tyranitanth6956 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    We all need friends like this, to be loved and mocked equally

  • @chrisscoggins3151
    @chrisscoggins3151 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This is ONE of my favorite JREs, I love the realness

  • @mrod4864
    @mrod4864 7 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    I think Tom S. is by far the funniest stand up comedian in that room and also in general.

    • @j.1442
      @j.1442 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      wow please send me a good link of tom i hate him i love bert so much more

    • @kafkanesama9109
      @kafkanesama9109 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Cancel Ok when bert does his high pitch laugh i die inside

    • @BulkBrogan.
      @BulkBrogan. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bert has some amaaaazing bits though😂

    • @herbythechef7624
      @herbythechef7624 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      J. If you think bert is funnier than tom you need to do a little more listening.... tom is miles ahead of bert and i like both of them

    • @leviguise6411
      @leviguise6411 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Tom has best material, Bert is a more funny/charismatic comedian, Ari is most relatable. Imo

  • @guyfromostrava
    @guyfromostrava 7 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Joe got pretty triggered about the good shape debate

  • @THTCyrus
    @THTCyrus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "You're the 2 and a half men of human shape"
    - Ari
    hahahahahahahahaha

  • @aaronremaly6851
    @aaronremaly6851 7 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    Ari "I went to Asia for 4 months to get out of a bet" Shaffir

    • @scottwood5957
      @scottwood5957 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Wow. You may be right sir

    • @JamesDel
      @JamesDel 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Aaron Remaly 100%

    • @ffnovice7
      @ffnovice7 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Aaron Remaly
      Around jews
      Never assume

    • @6pillarsmarketing630
      @6pillarsmarketing630 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I thought they were gonna roast him for that when they brought up the last bet, but they didn't say shit!

    • @peralesdavid
      @peralesdavid 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      REAL BIG DADDY who would lose the most weight out of Bert and Tom and if they could get there BMI under "overweight"

  • @tyrionlannister4805
    @tyrionlannister4805 7 ปีที่แล้ว +557

    Hey did Joe mention that the responsibilities of being the president is too much for one guy In this episode? Just checking.

    • @masoncampbell3314
      @masoncampbell3314 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ArielHelwani for real lol he says that shit every episode

    • @azeton128
      @azeton128 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Was it mentioned that the brain is not fully developed until age 25? The frontal cortex? Just to make sure.

    • @ArcadianGenesis
      @ArcadianGenesis 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      ArielHelwani Repeating true things is good. Everyone who watches this podcast has learned something. The fact that you can't unlearn them after so many repetitions is proof of this.

    • @mkram23
      @mkram23 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ArcadianGenesis verrryyy true

    • @StephenHowson
      @StephenHowson 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He might do. But he might also mention that being a cop is an impossible job... 🤔😂

  • @rebelwilly2319
    @rebelwilly2319 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I'm from the future. Bert ran a marathon 😂

    • @jeremytrotter3375
      @jeremytrotter3375 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes he did how about that joe arie and tom

    • @amybrennan42
      @amybrennan42 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And then he volunteered to plan a 5k 😆

  • @mikel4526
    @mikel4526 5 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    Bert: 285
    Tom: 225
    Joe: Midget
    Ari: Jew

  • @blakegreco6809
    @blakegreco6809 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    The title is wrong. This is a four hour roast of Bert Kreischer

  • @z.s4371
    @z.s4371 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    We need Gavin McInnis, Alex jones, And Bill burr in the same room

    • @chriscleff7821
      @chriscleff7821 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Z.S 😂 that would just be chaos!

  • @benjayful
    @benjayful 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This podcast really should have been called "Bert Kreischers intervention plus a contest!"

  • @bobby19xx31
    @bobby19xx31 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Joe: coughs "excuse me"
    Ari: bless you

  • @AnnonaQuinn420
    @AnnonaQuinn420 7 ปีที่แล้ว +298

    holy shit this is one Joey Diaz away from being the perfect podcast

    • @Neauxluh
      @Neauxluh 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      THlCK no

    • @Lando94
      @Lando94 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Cocos podcasting gets annoying after awhile, it's should've been just joe, Bert and tom

    • @kenobueno2085
      @kenobueno2085 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Joey's cool when he's being in the moment and present but the second he turns into Joey" then I lit her wig on fire in a cemetery while I had an ak47 back in 1987" Diaz with his bullshit stories im over it

    • @aarn700
      @aarn700 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Keno Bueno how over it are you because you've posted quite a bit about how meh joey is. If you don't like him then stop bringing it up

    • @adams1458
      @adams1458 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      burnt out on the big man, he's boring after a while LOL

  • @ConLLee
    @ConLLee 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "youre not allowed a low bar when youre talking about reality" lmao

  • @MrEtown87
    @MrEtown87 7 ปีที่แล้ว +436

    Jamie, get videos up on screen for the viewers when you do for the guests! we barely catch the end :(

    • @masoncampbell3314
      @masoncampbell3314 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      MrEtown87 Yeah! I always have to leave the video to look up what they're talking about

    • @Axerty
      @Axerty 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      did they not hear about "matter of law"? You can put anything in your video and react to that shit.

    • @mkram23
      @mkram23 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      TH-cam are a bunch of cunts, rogan needs to create his own platform to be able to do what he wants

    • @nathankuhn9769
      @nathankuhn9769 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Dude, consider how involved it already is to have to figure out which camera to use and how to balance the audio levels, all while trying to help Joe look shit up when he needs it. #PowerfulJamie

    • @spectralgravity2795
      @spectralgravity2795 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nathan Kuhn are you guys new? They're not allowed to use full video clips like they used to because of youtubes copyright laws

  • @amistry605
    @amistry605 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    19:45
    "Jumped off, blew out a flip flop"
    Everyone: "WTF a flip flop!"
    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @GL00MYALPACA
    @GL00MYALPACA 6 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    I love that they call Jamie “young Jamie” even tho he’s in his 30s

    • @shinigamitkd
      @shinigamitkd 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      CoreyLeithTV But they're all in thier 40s and 50s. He's considered "Young Jamie" because he's also connected with what's "hip". Which is why he's operating the computer lol

    • @dannywylde9817
      @dannywylde9817 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@shinigamitkd lol Tom is only 4 years older than Jamie

    • @russianmadness4
      @russianmadness4 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ?

    • @diebeatz
      @diebeatz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      One of my boss calls me "young man". So every day it's always a "what's up young man" lol

    • @johnathanphillips9945
      @johnathanphillips9945 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Youth is based on perspective.

  • @Skywalker-zu7od
    @Skywalker-zu7od 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    #1006 to #1007 was like an intellectual cliff dive

  • @aarondroy
    @aarondroy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I stopped drinking June 24th of this year. Dr told me I have minor liver damage. Average probably 30 drinks a week for 2 years. I am thirty three. I feel like I'm way too young to be dealing with this so I just quit outright.
    I suffered no withdrawals and I've lost a little weight and I feel great.

    • @pwn3d542
      @pwn3d542 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Aaron Befus - good for you man, dead ass. I'll hit you up once I make it there, lol

    • @chuchioner
      @chuchioner 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Fuck yeah man!! Congrats!

    • @ffnovice7
      @ffnovice7 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What did you fill the hole with?

    • @aarondroy
      @aarondroy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      lefu I smoke marijuana and exorcise.

    • @boofert.washington2499
      @boofert.washington2499 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Aaron Befus exorcize the demons! Lol

  • @Ruintek
    @Ruintek 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    this crew would have been the best morning show lineup back in radio days

  • @notstretch
    @notstretch 7 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    Everyone in this episode gave up on hair

    • @theotherLewbowski
      @theotherLewbowski 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Austin Oconnor blame ur mother. Male pattern baldness is passed thru the female genes

    • @theotherLewbowski
      @theotherLewbowski 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Austin Oconnor 😂 😂 😂

    • @lamolambda8349
      @lamolambda8349 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Austin Slater I'm starting to see it thinning at the front looks like dollhair the way there's so muvh space between hairs don't remember it looking like that in the past you think I'm starting to lose my hair?

  • @labombaromba
    @labombaromba 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "I wonder if we're gonna be able to do it" - Famous last words.

  • @MrDugiwe
    @MrDugiwe 7 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    Joe 'run on the balls of your feet' Rogan

    • @tototyxxx
      @tototyxxx 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahaha

    • @chris2489001
      @chris2489001 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's good for calf growth but definitely not the most efficient way to run. The more I hear Rogan talk about fitness, the more it is obvious he doesn't know much about the topic.

    • @ffnovice7
      @ffnovice7 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sterling "Do You Not?" Archer

    • @assjackbahrain
      @assjackbahrain 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      EZ2CYU812 what's the most efficient way to run ?

    • @chris2489001
      @chris2489001 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      www.verywell.com/tips-for-proper-running-form-4020227
      "Don't be a toe runner or a heel-striker. If you land on your toes, your calves will get tight or fatigue quickly and you may develop shin pain. Landing on your heels means you have overstrided and you're braking, which wastes energy and may cause injury. Try to land on the middle of your foot, and then roll through to the front of your toes."

  • @DeenWimbrow
    @DeenWimbrow 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is a great interview because the confidence in all of them is through the roof.

  • @Brandonian3030
    @Brandonian3030 7 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    SOBER FOR OCTOBER
    ........BENDER IN NOVEMBER. 🎗🎗
    #Deathsquad

    • @caitlinking3655
      @caitlinking3655 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Brandonian3030 thats clever :))

    • @pwn3d542
      @pwn3d542 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Brandonian3030 - BENDER IN SEPTEMBER???? ONNIT

    • @debbage420
      @debbage420 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahahahahaha yes

  • @steventargus1879
    @steventargus1879 7 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    A 4-hour nightmare for recovering alcoholics everywhere.

    • @OmegaRedFan
      @OmegaRedFan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      steven targus Indeed!

    • @anosnd
      @anosnd 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm a recovering alcoholic and i think this is hilarious. :D

    • @EMurph42
      @EMurph42 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Recovering addict and this is a little painful, but the follow-up podcast with Bert alone is just beautiful !!

  • @mooselordflanz3392
    @mooselordflanz3392 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Bert's skateboard story just keeps getting better lol flipflops

    • @hitopsful
      @hitopsful 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rush is the greatest band in the universe

    • @EGoltz
      @EGoltz 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Because it's a lie like all his dumb stories

  • @user-Chris89
    @user-Chris89 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Bert was really under fire. Battle against 3 for hours is really hard work.
    He should earn double

  • @therealseals
    @therealseals 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love the when the fighter comes out of joe, and he goes "there is no way you can beat me!"

  • @xLilPuddinTater
    @xLilPuddinTater 7 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    41:17 When Mario lands on lava/touches fire

    • @ThrowawayYT1211
      @ThrowawayYT1211 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      xLilPuddinTater holy shit your right. Glad I scrolled down to read

    • @ThatDudeBozer
      @ThatDudeBozer 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      xLilPuddinTater W

    • @EusaviousPrime
      @EusaviousPrime 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bruhhhhh that's hilarious

    • @oyroiivy
      @oyroiivy 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      What a grab 😂😂

    • @rayray2096
      @rayray2096 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      lmfao!

  • @SuspiciousGanymede
    @SuspiciousGanymede 7 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Holy shit Ari looks like he just escaped Auschwitz with Bert as a german defector.

  • @powerglydeKlyde1120
    @powerglydeKlyde1120 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    nothing makes me miss having friends harder. you guys are blessed.

  • @gregwoodward
    @gregwoodward 7 ปีที่แล้ว +298

    Joe "Well what's really fascinating about that" Rogan

    • @bangabruhh8291
      @bangabruhh8291 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Greg Woodward joe "they're fucking dinosaurs" Rogan.

    • @kenobueno2085
      @kenobueno2085 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lmaooo Joe "actually from the recent studies I've read " Rogan

    • @devyn4222
      @devyn4222 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Joe "11 hydroxy metabolite" Rogan

    • @taoforte8988
      @taoforte8988 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Joe "Max Holloway would fuck the shit out of Paulie Maligangi's ass"Rogan

    • @sterlingarcher967
      @sterlingarcher967 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      CoolCalmDev joe " float tank" rogan

  • @SeaOrcRonnie
    @SeaOrcRonnie 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Joe "You have casts on your feet" Rogan

  • @MehOMy
    @MehOMy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    JRE Podcast #1007: Shirts vs. Skins

    • @timcallahan5642
      @timcallahan5642 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Debbie Stonum underrated comment

  • @BIGGELATO
    @BIGGELATO 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Bert is 3 wheeling and Ari trying to fit in the convos between Tom and Joe lol 😂😂😂

  • @ReignOfZero
    @ReignOfZero 7 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    I learned from these comments that there's a lot of bitches out there that dislike Ari, Joe & Bert. Everyone likes Tom.

    • @bumpnuglies
      @bumpnuglies 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      benjamin dover
      They are all real dudes but Ari is a real asshole as well.

    • @clydez1234
      @clydez1234 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      he reminds me of zach galifanakis

  • @johnwarren4688
    @johnwarren4688 7 ปีที่แล้ว +478

    This would be perfect if Uncle Joey was there.

    • @boofert.washington2499
      @boofert.washington2499 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Hell ya! It's not like we haven't heard the same fucking fabricated stories enough yet!

    • @oiitzME1266
      @oiitzME1266 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Wes J. Thats why we love him!

    • @johnmarstonlives
      @johnmarstonlives 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      John Warren he would take it over n no one would be able to talk

    • @floatinggoose9197
      @floatinggoose9197 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      John Warren It would be to much methinks

    • @xmikex902x
      @xmikex902x 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Stomedy's It's already bad enough with Bert constantly trying to add a story about himself during every conversation. The guy needs to be the center of attention.

  • @battdamon4517
    @battdamon4517 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Bert is a great sport!

  • @connormckay1304
    @connormckay1304 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I've had a problem with alcohol for a longtime.
    But listening to joe blast burt with shit about his problem
    Just makes me feel like him talking to me.
    It's working.
    Joe's at the back of my head all the time.

  • @vinevienevo
    @vinevienevo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Bert is hysterical

  • @ianventura8655
    @ianventura8655 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Bert's long speech about Game of Thrones 2:12:55

  • @mmmmmmichael
    @mmmmmmichael 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Ooh, sober october lore 💜💜💜

  • @kmartinquadeuce
    @kmartinquadeuce 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Bert rocking the twins hat, best exposure twins have had in years.

  • @MrOliverTube
    @MrOliverTube 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    ...and also applause to Bert for being more than courageous to speak so honestly in public.

  • @georgedaly9919
    @georgedaly9919 6 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    This is basically them just asking bert questions and when he tries to answer they interrupt and make fun of him and ari goes to far multiple times

    • @EGoltz
      @EGoltz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ari didn't go far enough. Bert is a fat disgusting unfunny opertunist. Nobody considers a guy that takes his shirt off and tells the same lie over and over a comic.

    • @AlexRasengan1337
      @AlexRasengan1337 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@EGoltz Dude I don't even find Bert funny but Ari is by far the least funny "comedian" in that group of people

    • @unknowntrademark9992
      @unknowntrademark9992 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@EGoltz also btw, a comic can lie about any story they want. Theyre sole job is the make you laugh. Doesnt have to be true or not. Dont talk comedy if you dont even know about it. Most comedians stories are fake.

    • @SussBus
      @SussBus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@EGoltz Holy shit, did Bert stand you up on a date, or just not call you back? You sounds salty af! Go listen to some more GEazy and cry yourself to sleep hunny

    • @Christos2130
      @Christos2130 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      E. Goltz lol what a fucking loser getting mad that they think every comedian tells only true stories

  • @ZacksMetalRiffs
    @ZacksMetalRiffs 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Ari was straight savage this ep lol "the shape of you is BAD"

  • @seanruffolo6083
    @seanruffolo6083 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is such a real moment between friends - crazy man. Probably one of the best podcasts of all time.

  • @bianco2012
    @bianco2012 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    they came at Bert too hard, he parties but he still good to his family/a successful comedian/all round champ bro

  • @stevenfjaxsen8464
    @stevenfjaxsen8464 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Poor Bert! I feel bad for that guy.

  • @digitalnevada77
    @digitalnevada77 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I knew from Bert’s opening laugh that this was gonna be a good podcast

  • @humanityinterrupted7746
    @humanityinterrupted7746 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I can only imagine the secrets and conversations that happened in that room off camera