Probably my favorite part of Manos is sadly not in this video. It's where there's like a good solid 2 minutes of the Master and Torgo staring at each other with nothing happening. Me and Joel ended up screaming at the exact same time: DO SOMETHING!!!!
Aw, you left off my favorite riff from Hired. Warren: "Sales are the most important thing in this business." Servo: "Seeing as how we're salesmen and all."
"Manos" is one of those truly "hand made" movies, it's just amazing they had a finished product at the end. They shot it on a 16mm home movie camera, dubbed all the dialogue with three people, used existing buildings and made their own set artwork. It's full of anti-acting and you could easily trim it down to a 25 minute short. It is a wonderful document of what living in El Paso, Texas in the mid-'60s could be turned into, but it is not a horror film.
Yeah the place they made this is now torn down. 😢 The house I mean. Apparently it had a pool too. I love movies that don't go anywhere and I can do other things while listening to these movies. Really tests out your patience
You know what they call a Royale with cheese in America?"Wow, this is like a Pixar film! In that it exists, and has a title!Tom Servo: Wow, you hardly ever get to see Jawas in the nude. Tom Servo: [as Mac blows a bubble gum bubble] Wanna see my spleen? It's pretty cool. [Eric pops the bubble] Tom Servo: Ahh! I need that to live! [a garbage can begins to shake] Crow T. Robot: Remember: When you throw away your Tickle-Me Elmo, you've got to remove the batteries. [Mac makes Eric's hands into an V-shape] Crow T. Robot: That's neither the church nor the steeple. Crow T. Robot: I think we landed too far from the movie. Jonah Heston: This reminds me of the summer my dad hit a deer. Tom Servo: [imitating Mr. Bill] Oh, no! [Mac's pale, skinny hand reaches for a Coca-Cola] Crow T. Robot: My precious. Crow T. Robot: Yeah, keep trying, music. This isn't that interesting. Crow T. Robot: That is some next-level beekeeping. Jonah Heston: It's a smart move. Distract the dogs with some Peter Cetera music. Tom Servo: Alright, this 80's movie has fulfilled its sweatbands-and-a-montage quota. Very nice job. Mst3k jokes 🤣
So, we have a film that's got one of the most redundant titles ever, horrible camera work and soundtrack, sub-par acting, and since then, it's become one of the most popular films to laugh at and make fun of. Congratulations, MST3K. You started something.
TBH, I think it's not entirely that bad. Sure the title makes no sense, the leads (especially the man of the family) are unlikeable pricks, the plot makes no sense (the Manos cult in and of itself is a giant riddle that raises so many questions the second half of the movie is loaded with plotholes), the soundtrack is weird and sometimes misplaced (but pretty good - it's IMO one of the strengths of the movie along with the unforgettable character that is Torgo), the acting is really poor... But it's still not as bad as stuff you'd get today.
People who havnt heard of Mst3k still watch these terrible films and it kind of became pop culture. Apparently people like weird, assured, boring movies and I'm one of them.
If you define "crew" as drunken hippie/theater types who worked all night for free for a fertilizer salesman who had not the first clue on how to write, shoot and edit a movie...then yes
You know this is good when several moments have you incapacitated with helpless laughter. Either that or I just have an extremely funky sense of humor. Or maybe both.
PhilBagels RU kidding? Torgo (Reynolds) gave was who we all watched Manos to see! That limp, those big-ass legs, his sp-sp-sp-speech & he had his own, bitchin' theme music to boot!! This wouldn't have been as fun to watch w/o Torgo - with or without the MST guys!
Guy who played Torgo killed himself not too long after he did this. And we still use "G'night, stay pink, soft and oily" as our computer shutdown sound.
It happened in Los Angeles, late one Saturday night in the summer of 1969. I'm madly waving the TV Guide around and yelling "C'mon guys! "Manos"Hands of Fate is on man! How can we not watch a movie with a title like that! We have all night to jam. Look man, go over and put it on Channel 13 willya! I'll roll a fatty and let's take a break. Maybe we'll write a toon called Manos! This is gonna be be so bitchin!". The four of us settled in having no clue what was in store. Manos might as well have been named Yoko. By the time the movie ended, I was alone. The band had broken up during the film. I cannot believe I'm posting this but my doctor's tell me it's good therapy. After almost 37 years, I remain an empty vessel. Screw you Manos.
@@teresapflaumer5717 By the way you can have a look at an new edited version of Manos that I did it on my own, in my youtube channel. The "Proper Edit" that I like to call as how I think it would've looked if it was...you know well made. Take a look if you like.
One of my favorite bits isn't in this video. It's the scene where Joel shouts "Do something!" when The Master and Torgo are awkwardly shuffling around while the camera's running.
I don't know whether to be honored, or disgruntled that this was filmed in my hometown..Heck, they didn't even film the Bride getting shot in Kill Bill out here in El Paso!
Jokes from the RiffTrax Live version: 3:10 Kevin: Ah, yes, "Manos", the most famous quote by the guy named The Hands of Fate. 3:31 Kevin: Wait, "FIRST vacation"?! You're like 50 years old! What, were you a slave in a diamond mine, or something? 4:12 Kevin (as the male guy of the make out couple): Eh, tastes like you're coming down with something there. Here, have some Vicks Formula 44. 4:54 Mike: 'Kay, now I'm in Northern England. How'd that happen? 5:18 Kevin (as Mike's wife): Well, hello, Torgo... 5:27 Mike Nelson: What if Torgo doesn't like us? 5:39 Kevin: Huh? Huh? Hmmm... huh? 7:13 Mike (as Torgo): (singing) You make me feel like dancing- (noticing Michael) Oh hi! I didn't see you there. 7:16 Bill: Yep, when you want a job done fast, Torgo's your guy! 7:53 Bill: (in response to wife demanding to be let out of the room) Word for word, my Yelp review of Arby's. 8:36 Bill (as Debby): Understand this, I'm gonna grab a smoke. 10:21 Mike: Mondays, huh? 11:21 Mike: (as The Master as he says "Silence!" In response to an earlier line) Turn in your inexplicable negligée and get out! 12:13 Bill (as Torgo): (stammering) Maybe... you're the one that must die, ya know? Mike (as The Master): What was that? Bill (as Torgo): Nothing! 13:16 Bill: Tada! Out flies a dove-- Oops, sorry, Torgo.
Look up "Manos in HD"; a guy found the workprint in San Diego in 2011, restored it, and now it will be a Blu-Ray from Synapse Films. I've seen bits of the restored film and the original 16mm Ektachrome footage is stunning compared to the muddy VHS dupe of the 35mm theatrical version they used on MST3K. It will never be a great movie, but now it is easier to watch.
My favorite riff is when the parents are looking for the daughter, and the Mom opens the door a tiny little bit, peeks through and then closes it... "After a thorough search of the first room"...
It was Awesome :).....Sorry to hear that you were not able to see it, Guess you'll have to wait until it comes out on DVD......Ohh and they are planning to do a live show of Birdemic: SHOCK AND TERROR in October. I CAN'T WAIT.
One of the best MST3K quips of all time is in this movie. Right after Manos delivers the incantation to bring all the women on the slabs back to life, the very next shot shows the ladies engaging in loud, animated female type conversation sounding very much like a Tupperware party. Manos is just sitting there staring off into space with a regretful look on his face, and the quip is " What was I thinking?".
I heard from the little girl who plays the daughter...whatever the character name is...anyway, she wrote me & said she was actor Tom "The Master" Neyman's daughter, Jackey - when she wrote me, she signed off as "Jackie Jones" or something like that - so I guess she's either married, divorced or just changed her name- because, in the credits for Manos: The Hands of Fate, she's listed as "Jackie" (Jackey-sorry, I forgot) Neyman. And, of course, the guy who played her father, Michael was, the "visionary" director, Hal Warren (ok, "Harold Warren", if you prefer) - this guy I have respect for: he had a story and an iron will to get it filmed. He did it. He had a father-daughter team there, Mr. John Reynolds, who, as "Torgo" (again, RIP) -who was something of a character himself. I heard from someone, somewhere, forgot who, but they were saying, if I remember correctly, that Reynolds was a typical 60s guy - someone said that he'd show up on set stoned all the time, which obviously didn't impair his performance. Also, whatever prosthetic things they used for those pronounced knees, the rubbery thighs, etc, was particularly uncomfortable -so, I also wouldn't be surprised if John would get his hands on stuff to kill the pain- demerol, morphine, heroin, laudanum (if one could even find that stuff that late in the century), etc.- being in pain really sucks! and i wouldn't blame anyone for trying to ease themselves!
I think I read somewhere that she was to be either the lead or one of the wives but she broke her leg before filming started. That's why she's in a car, so you don't see her broken leg.
The timing of "Boy I'm torn... Torgo? My wife? Hmmmm..." kills me every time
In the RiffTrax Live version, Kevin goes, "Huh? Huh?? Hmmmm...huh?"
Love your work
4 years later and I still totally agree - hilarious!
Hey! Weird seeing you here! First it was the Rick and Morty Two Brothers thing and now this!
Every frame of this film looks like someone's last known photograph
Theres a restored version of Manos and it still looks like someone's last known photo
@@alexdionisos
Please Alex, say it
ain't so! No one
could play Torgo
like John ahh...
Umm..
ya
“The whole thing looks like a photo album to me!” -Jackey Neyman Jones
Shot on location in Spooner, Wisconsin.
Probably my favorite part of Manos is sadly not in this video. It's where there's like a good solid 2 minutes of the Master and Torgo staring at each other with nothing happening. Me and Joel ended up screaming at the exact same time:
DO SOMETHING!!!!
Exactly!! I was thinking the same thing.
@@jbelafonteJoel is usually so chill, so for him to be so emotional is what really makes his outburst so funny.
@@claudiadarling9441they were definitely breaking by that point of the film.
Aw, you left off my favorite riff from Hired.
Warren: "Sales are the most important thing in this business."
Servo: "Seeing as how we're salesmen and all."
"One of the first things Harry drilled into me....was Harry." You are dead inside if that doesn't give you the chuckles.
"Oh look, honey, Torgo has a little altar to Baal."
Gets me every time...lmao
Bhaal from Forgotten Realms?
"No employees were killed during the making of this film"
Why weren't they?
CharlemagnePalace Oddly enough, the guy who plays Torgo did actually die shortly after filming ended.
Can you stir the tanks without killing us this time?"mst3k joke 🤣
@Max William Lauf Which is fucked by the way. Imagine losing your life because some terrible film your in fucked up your legs.
"Manos" is one of those truly "hand made" movies, it's just amazing they had a finished product at the end. They shot it on a 16mm home movie camera, dubbed all the dialogue with three people, used existing buildings and made their own set artwork. It's full of anti-acting and you could easily trim it down to a 25 minute short. It is a wonderful document of what living in El Paso, Texas in the mid-'60s could be turned into, but it is not a horror film.
I never thought it was a horror film. It's a comedy.
@@ju6340 If you mean "un-interntional comedy", you would be correct.
So, there were plenty of cults like that in the movie, and a lot of Masters out there, in mid-'60s in El Paso, El Paso County, Texas?
Yeah the place they made this is now torn down. 😢 The house I mean. Apparently it had a pool too. I love movies that don't go anywhere and I can do other things while listening to these movies. Really tests out your patience
Hands: The Hands Of Fate
I'm not kidding. That's what Manos means. If you needed another reason to hate this movie, there you go
Or, or, or....
Hands: Los manos de destino
Welcome to the Department of Redundancy Department
Liam Kinch ...feel free to take a sit down chair seat.....
SpikeJet2736 "There is no way out of here.
It will be dark soon.
There is no way out of here."
It will be dark soon.
"Mike, I'm SCARED..."
Joel: "Of WHAT!?" lol
Steve Lloyd In the RiffTrax Live version, Mike Nelson says as the wife, "What if Torgo doesn't like us?".
You missed this one. “We hope you’ll buy your next 10 cars from us. *10 CARS?!* “
Needed the DO SOMETHING!!! moment.
You know what they call a Royale with cheese in America?"Wow, this is like a Pixar film! In that it exists, and has a title!Tom Servo: Wow, you hardly ever get to see Jawas in the nude.
Tom Servo: [as Mac blows a bubble gum bubble] Wanna see my spleen? It's pretty cool.
[Eric pops the bubble]
Tom Servo: Ahh! I need that to live!
[a garbage can begins to shake]
Crow T. Robot: Remember: When you throw away your Tickle-Me Elmo, you've got to remove the batteries.
[Mac makes Eric's hands into an V-shape]
Crow T. Robot: That's neither the church nor the steeple.
Crow T. Robot: I think we landed too far from the movie.
Jonah Heston: This reminds me of the summer my dad hit a deer.
Tom Servo: [imitating Mr. Bill] Oh, no!
[Mac's pale, skinny hand reaches for a Coca-Cola]
Crow T. Robot: My precious.
Crow T. Robot: Yeah, keep trying, music. This isn't that interesting.
Crow T. Robot: That is some next-level beekeeping.
Jonah Heston: It's a smart move. Distract the dogs with some Peter Cetera music.
Tom Servo: Alright, this 80's movie has fulfilled its sweatbands-and-a-montage quota. Very nice job.
Mst3k jokes 🤣
Right?! You know a movie is bad if it breaks JOEL!
God!
So, we have a film that's got one of the most redundant titles ever, horrible camera work and soundtrack, sub-par acting, and since then, it's become one of the most popular films to laugh at and make fun of.
Congratulations, MST3K. You started something.
TBH, I think it's not entirely that bad. Sure the title makes no sense, the leads (especially the man of the family) are unlikeable pricks, the plot makes no sense (the Manos cult in and of itself is a giant riddle that raises so many questions the second half of the movie is loaded with plotholes), the soundtrack is weird and sometimes misplaced (but pretty good - it's IMO one of the strengths of the movie along with the unforgettable character that is Torgo), the acting is really poor... But it's still not as bad as stuff you'd get today.
@@FrenchPaul1988 its watchable uncut but the mst3k episode is the funniest though📼
People who havnt heard of Mst3k still watch these terrible films and it kind of became pop culture. Apparently people like weird, assured, boring movies and I'm one of them.
"Crew?!? This movie had a crew?!?"
If you define "crew" as drunken hippie/theater types who worked all night for free for a fertilizer salesman who had not the first clue on how to write, shoot and edit a movie...then yes
Can you stir the tanks without killing us this time?"mst3k joke 🤣
"Been hittin' the Thigh Master, Torgo?"
Every time Crow does the "oh my God, my pants are on fire" bit, I laugh my head off. Favorite episode of MST3K, hands down.
Every frame of this move looks like someone's last known photograph...brilliant!
My God this was a tough movie to sit through, even with the MST3K crew's commentary.
Favorite riff not on this list: "I...like your dress, I could introduce you...to the master, my name actually...is Roger."
Alternatively, it could be Manos, the manos of fate.
Robert Jindra Fate: The Manos of Hand?
10:55. Crow’s reaction to the waking wives caused a spit take. Such a classic episode!
You know this is good when several moments have you incapacitated with helpless laughter. Either that or I just have an extremely funky sense of humor. Or maybe both.
Happy 50th anniversary, Manos! Premiered November 15, 1966.
The idea that car salesmen would actually go door to door is frightening, especially if they wore handkerchiefs!
I think it's weird that car salesmen went door to door.
If I remember correctly, the hellhound is the actual dog owned by the actor who played the Master and the actress who played Debbie.
Yes.
Just in case you forgot...Manos...The Hands of Fate.
Thanks
Thanquol180 yes
hands, the hands of fate
HEY THANQUOL SLUG-BUG (WHAM)
"Mike: You know... Manos... Hands of Fate
Crow:Right just not in so many words.
I don't know why that lines makes me laugh.
I felt bad for the MST3K crew having to endure this crime against humanity.
But showing "Manos" turned this lost local film into a cult classic. Basically, MST3K sacrificed their dignity to save "Manos".
@@teresapflaumer5717dignity and their sanity.
Just read that the actor who played Torgo (John Reynolds) killed himself a month before this was released, Bummer.
*****
Way to spoil the mood, bro.
That is bad karma actually. He was a star.
Imagine the Torgo theme being played as they slowly lowered the casket.
+would26 - AWww...shit, I was just going to put that info up there too!! John Reynolds ("Torgo"), RIP.
+would26 Better if he had done it before the movie was made. Sorry.
PhilBagels RU kidding? Torgo (Reynolds) gave was who we all watched Manos to see! That limp, those big-ass legs, his sp-sp-sp-speech & he had his own, bitchin' theme music to boot!! This wouldn't have been as fun to watch w/o Torgo - with or without the MST guys!
Guy who played Torgo killed himself not too long after he did this. And we still use "G'night, stay pink, soft and oily" as our computer shutdown sound.
"Get the cat off the piano!"
X-D
I'm so excited for the remastered high definition release of Manos. It's a miracle!
14:00 Bill Corbett: Bullets don't hurt him, they just put him way out of focus.
From the RiffTrax Live of Manos
Since "manos" is Spanish for "hands", this movie is technically called "Hands" The Hands of Fate. xDD
And yes, Torgo is absolutely amazing~
Four people didn't take care of the place while the Master is away.
Seems like now 8 viewers tried to find a way out of here, but they were too late for it would be dark soon.
Haha ha!
Joe Cocker as bellhop, hillarious
Especially Joe Cocker who's been using the thighmaster.
It happened in Los Angeles, late one Saturday night in the summer of 1969. I'm madly waving the TV Guide around and yelling "C'mon guys! "Manos"Hands of Fate is on man! How can we not watch a movie with a title like that! We have all night to jam. Look man, go over and put it on Channel 13 willya! I'll roll a fatty and let's take a break. Maybe we'll write a toon called Manos! This is gonna be be so bitchin!". The four of us settled in having no clue what was in store.
Manos might as well have been named Yoko. By the time the movie ended, I was alone. The band had broken up during the film. I cannot believe I'm posting this but my doctor's tell me it's good therapy. After almost 37 years, I remain an empty vessel. Screw you Manos.
This is one of my favorite posts ever
I suggest you put a hankie on your head and swat at imaginary flies or elves or gremlins and chew out some guy for not selling enough Chevrolets
I remember one of the first things Harry drilled into me “was Harry!”
I'm really craving some Torgo's Pizza right about now.
I'lL bE rIgHt OvEr WiTh ThE pIzZa *Torgo theme*
"The Amazing Technicolor Poncho" Brilliant!
So amazingly bad, it should be a form of torture. I could hardly stay awake during this slice of horror
Love the Monty Python reference at 11:33.
Next, on ESPN, full-contact nightgown wrestling!
I'd watch it.
During that part, I couldn't help thinking that they should have said something like, "We're having some fun now."
He's having an episose! The kicker was when the old fellow put a handkerchief over his head LOL!
Sounds like Crow was channeling John Cleese here and in other parts..."YES, dear, I'm doing it NOW, dear!"
They really have guts..to riffing this movie till the end.What a traumatising experience.
"Manos" is better than the average modern film.
@@teresapflaumer5717 By the way you can have a look at an new edited version of Manos that I did it on my own, in my youtube channel.
The "Proper Edit" that I like to call as how I think it would've looked if it was...you know well made.
Take a look if you like.
One of my favorite bits isn't in this video. It's the scene where Joel shouts "Do something!" when The Master and Torgo are awkwardly shuffling around while the camera's running.
Dr. Giggles was a 1992 horror-comedy about a sociopath doctor.
The flying elves are back!
My favorite part is "these clearance sales are brutal" hahaha....been a long time since I laughed this hard.
Who could've done it!?
"Ozzy Osbourne?"
That made me bust up laughing.
FLYING ELVES ARE BACK!!
Aaaallright, little Manos takin' us up to news time here, Manos...
Yes I've been waiting for this one!! Awesome description as always :D
"Mike, I'm scared..."
"Of WHAT!?" 😂
I don't know whether to be honored, or disgruntled that this was filmed in my hometown..Heck, they didn't even film the Bride getting shot in Kill Bill out here in El Paso!
I'm also from El Paso and I feel both honored and ashamed by this movie lol.
"It's a Frank Franzetta of Frank Zappa." Another zinger!
“I’m Thinking of having that tattooed on my face dearest”😂
Jokes from the RiffTrax Live version:
3:10 Kevin: Ah, yes, "Manos", the most famous quote by the guy named The Hands of Fate.
3:31 Kevin: Wait, "FIRST vacation"?! You're like 50 years old! What, were you a slave in a diamond mine, or something?
4:12 Kevin (as the male guy of the make out couple): Eh, tastes like you're coming down with something there. Here, have some Vicks Formula 44.
4:54 Mike: 'Kay, now I'm in Northern England. How'd that happen?
5:18 Kevin (as Mike's wife): Well, hello, Torgo...
5:27 Mike Nelson: What if Torgo doesn't like us?
5:39 Kevin: Huh? Huh? Hmmm... huh?
7:13 Mike (as Torgo): (singing) You make me feel like dancing- (noticing Michael) Oh hi! I didn't see you there.
7:16 Bill: Yep, when you want a job done fast, Torgo's your guy!
7:53 Bill: (in response to wife demanding to be let out of the room) Word for word, my Yelp review of Arby's.
8:36 Bill (as Debby): Understand this, I'm gonna grab a smoke.
10:21 Mike: Mondays, huh?
11:21 Mike: (as The Master as he says "Silence!" In response to an earlier line) Turn in your inexplicable negligée and get out!
12:13 Bill (as Torgo): (stammering) Maybe... you're the one that must die, ya know?
Mike (as The Master): What was that?
Bill (as Torgo): Nothing!
13:16 Bill: Tada! Out flies a dove-- Oops, sorry, Torgo.
Favourite episode simply because Joel flips his shit.
Torgo = best character ever created
"Go, Speed Racer!" Love that!
7:25: "I should've never bought that damn Chevrolet from that chunky sales manager!"
Oh man love the Tom Cruise as Dr. John riff...pure gold that is!
Look up "Manos in HD"; a guy found the workprint in San Diego in 2011, restored it, and now it will be a Blu-Ray from Synapse Films. I've seen bits of the restored film and the original 16mm Ektachrome footage is stunning compared to the muddy VHS dupe of the 35mm theatrical version they used on MST3K. It will never be a great movie, but now it is easier to watch.
MrJohndoakes seen that version on the archive website 🎬
I think that was the print Rifftrax used when they revisited Manos.
"Oh, Joel, there's a buffet of loathsomeness in this film."
My favorite riff is when the parents are looking for the daughter, and the Mom opens the door a tiny little bit, peeks through and then closes it... "After a thorough search of the first room"...
"Guess they picked up Shirley Bassey hitch-hiking..."
I wonder what Joel, Trace & Kevin actually said when they themselves first watched Manos.
"Are you now or have you ever been a Ford owner?"
"Oh my God, my pants are on fire."
I died.
13:54 Best actor in the whole picture.
"...Smoooooke on the Weirdo..." 😂
"WaytogoSteeeeeeeve!"
It was Awesome :).....Sorry to hear that you were not able to see it, Guess you'll have to wait until it comes out on DVD......Ohh and they are planning to do a live show of Birdemic: SHOCK AND TERROR in October. I CAN'T WAIT.
You missed one on the short.
BUT HE BOUGHT THE CAR!
One of the best MST3K quips of all time is in this movie. Right after Manos delivers the incantation to bring all the women on the slabs back to life, the very next shot shows the ladies engaging in loud, animated female type conversation sounding very much like a Tupperware party. Manos is just sitting there staring off into space with a regretful look on his face, and the quip is " What was I thinking?".
IKR? The master looked like he was thinking that.
An important thing: the Master is not Manos himself.
Manos is a powerfull, invisble Goddess. We never see her in all the movie.
“Hired” is one of my favorite parts of this episode, especially around 1:36.
When I grow up I wanna be just like Torgo.
You're Hired! The best of the worst!
"I'm sobering up and you're scaring me" 🤣🤣
I heard from the little girl who plays the daughter...whatever the character name is...anyway, she wrote me & said she was actor Tom "The Master" Neyman's daughter, Jackey - when she wrote me, she signed off as "Jackie Jones" or something like that - so I guess she's either married, divorced or just changed her name- because, in the credits for Manos: The Hands of Fate, she's listed as "Jackie" (Jackey-sorry, I forgot) Neyman. And, of course, the guy who played her father, Michael was, the "visionary" director, Hal Warren (ok, "Harold Warren", if you prefer) - this guy I have respect for: he had a story and an iron will to get it filmed. He did it. He had a father-daughter team there, Mr. John Reynolds, who, as "Torgo" (again, RIP) -who was something of a character himself. I heard from someone, somewhere, forgot who, but they were saying, if I remember correctly, that Reynolds was a typical 60s guy - someone said that he'd show up on set stoned all the time, which obviously didn't impair his performance. Also, whatever prosthetic things they used for those pronounced knees, the rubbery thighs, etc, was particularly uncomfortable -so, I also wouldn't be surprised if John would get his hands on stuff to kill the pain- demerol, morphine, heroin, laudanum (if one could even find that stuff that late in the century), etc.- being in pain really sucks! and i wouldn't blame anyone for trying to ease themselves!
Alright, a little "Manos" taking us up to news time here, "Manos"
Had to crack up laughing @ 8:50ish At Crow & Tom
The Haunting Torgo Theme!
“You can’t kill me, I quit!”
Debbie: I'm scared; where's my puppy?
Mike: Debbie, not now!
Crow: Your dog's compost, kid!
Joel, I think they sent us a snuff film!
Basil Fawlty goes west.
"Sounds like Gene Croupa out here!"
tHerE's sOme pOOdle MEat iN thE FrEezeR...
"You know what this movie really needs? Marc Singer."
Smooooke on the weirdo \m/:D
"Chaared Finger!!!"
Thanks boss, I'm off. Bye bye.
Hey come on, where was Joel yelling "DO SOMETHING!!!" or the guys booing when they saw the little girl tied to the stake?
NO! Now they're going back the other way!
That "Why don't you guys leave us alooone??!" chick is a certified *Goddess* *
I think I read somewhere that she was to be either the lead or one of the wives but she broke her leg before filming started. That's why she's in a car, so you don't see her broken leg.
Oh I just remembered, Family Circus was really funny today.
Manos...with Ben Stiller as The Master.
Crew!? I don't believe they had a crew!
Joel: " DOOO SOMETHING!!!' I love that line!😂
Ambiguity is scary!
Torgo is the only reason to keep watching this horrible nightmare spiral. Whats with the legs..lol
Torgo for Prez, PM, Fearless Leader.......you choose, because he has the moves.
I'M SO READY TO CATCH THE RIFFTRAX LIVE SHOW ON THE 16TH!