If Pokedex Entries Were Literal (Compilation #6)
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Pokemon destroy the environment, control sleeping children, and refuse to eat hot dogs.
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Maybe Hitmonchan wouldn't be having these problems if he just mega punched the goth baby.
Yes
Too bad Hitmonchan has actual common sense.
@@endgamerplays Yeah he was being rational
The way he talked reminded me of Bill Murr abit.
Then why do i still have to pay child support I mega punched the kid you lied to me
I like to think the Goth Lady warned Hitmonchan about his death to change his fate as thanks for not punching her as a baby.
Well that might be true but the more you try to change your fate, it's almost inevitable
@@Katiplays1291 That's called a self-fulfilling prophecy.
@@meloveAi Okay you are smart
@@Katiplays1291 thanks
This is September. What will happen to Hitmonchan?
I pity Rayquaza
He just be chilling in the ozone layer but always gets disturbed by Groudon and Kyogre
Yeah just let the dude chill in the ozone layer
I know right just let him stay chilling in the ozone layer
It is spelt "Groudon" not "groundon".
Either those two or a fking deoxys.
Supernanny of the sky 😞
Hitmonchan had every right to be upset
Agreed, but I do find it kind of sus how he was just chilling near a night lamp in the middle of the night
"and we the group Moms for a change and Familiies First...disapprove these games with guns and suggestive languages but have no problem when a thunder rat attacks a water turtle with volts of electricity until it faints....or even a sentient ball who's main attack is self destruct"
it japanese folklore, its a common theme throughout, its a bit F'ed up but... common.
He had _every right_ to punch the baby. He had no right to be upset.
Hitmonchan is Brendan from College humor, mad respect
first i was like "why groudon walking back and forth", then
"that a pen*s"
Didn't see that at first.
There's a penis in EVERY scene... and often more then one...
I guess I was 2 weeks to late to the party and I mentioned the same thing.
So I'm not the only one 😂😂😂
Nah, Groudon just make a DIG LETT
Love the "DIGLETT" that Kyogre drew on the ground.
see ken gets it
Replace the g with ck and you have a meme.
@@happycamper7265 i dont notice
Pulsating…
Groudon not kyogre
Doctor: "pokemon showing their butt isn't real, they can't hurt you..."
Diglett n dugtrio:
I HATE people that HATE other people. The comment I respond to did not spread HATE. That is good. BUT! I get a lot of HATE comments on my amazing videos and I HATE it. Please don't start spreading HATE. Do I have to HATE you too, dear ol
@@AxxLAfriku good so you'll hate me then
*You do not deserve your fake girlfriends Or even anyone*
Feraligart:hehe boi
Nice. 169 likes.
@@AxxLAfriku so you hate yourself
the Gothitelle line entries were absolutely priceless🤣
These compilation videos are a neat way to let those who missed them catch up or rather simply watch all of them without going to another video every single minute. Keep up the good work, Dorkly! 👍 👍
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@@julianhernandez1234 I couldn't agree more. That's exactly how everybody post their comments way before others, even the "first" ones.
Huh. Neat.
i still watch it all
and now they can finally get some money too sense it's longer then 10 mins
How did a fish evolve into an eel?
Probably the same way a fish evolved into an octopus.
Looking at you Octillery.
At least an eel is still a type of fish.
So it’s at least not as big of a leap as say a clam evolving into an eel.
Looking at you Clamperl.
So.. nobody talking about a fish evolving into a dragon-ish flying water pokemon?
Looking at you Magikarp
Dragonair and Dragonite are crying in corner right now
Like I thought that would be the most mentioned comment since even the Pokemon anime admits since ash once comments that he expected dragonairs evolution to look like milotic
Well, how did a ball of silk evolve into a moth?
Looking at you, Dustox.
As much as I love Dorkly, I don't think I'll ever recover from seeing Diglett's true form
Same bruh.....same
Me either lol and I just watched it. Scars brand new lol
Hitmonchan need his own arc 😂
Teams up with peanut butter.
Wouldn't be very long...
@@mattchamp1541 few minutes of entertainment......im game
Hitmonchan and Shuckle misadventures!
*Dugtrio shifts tectonic plates*
Kyogre: Damn it, Groudon!
Groudon: What?
Kyogre: Oh, sorry…
Wait, so the constant fights between Groudon and Kyogre are most likely caused by Dugtrios?
Now, that's a plot twist
Now we need “If Yugioh normal monster cards’ descriptions were literal”.
Yesssssss
No.
@@yvespantaleon7877 yesssssssssssssssssssssssssss
YES. Especially the more stupid ones like BEWD.
Especially Relinquished
The way they animated groudon and kyogres fight is just hilarious
I was expecting a dust cloud, rolling back and forth with you every so often seeing punches coming out!
Yuesh!
The Diglett and Dugtrio dex entries were absolutely hilarious
Just some sus guy
I love digglet!!!
No
Bruh nah from movie recap to tyler1 to nick strenght and power and here too wtf y you follow me
Stop
Showing Up in every Random.. VREAKINGO
I love watching the Feebas one because It was my first successful shiny Pokémon and I evolved it and it won the highest rank beauty contest and now it's on my sword and shield game
awesome! grats! ive been playing since pkmn blue but only got myself a milotic in shield. not shiny tho. id love one. still hunting legendaries in dynamax adventures almost a year later tho xD (obviously not continously. id go insane)
"I'm just surprised TH-cam hasn't pulled the plug on this channel."
I think that speaks for everyone here.
Also cos Nintendo learnt to allow pokemon channels rather than ban them 😂
YOOOO I get a gift from Dorky by having him post a Pokédex video on my 18th birthday!! Best day ever!!!
happy 18th birthday!!
@@dorkly Ayyye thanks so much!!! It means a lot!!!
@@DummyZeek happy 18th birthday
@@CombatSportsNerd Ayyy thanks man!! :D
Just noticed Groudon was drawing the usual for when the ground tracks your footprints.
Yep I was looking for this exact comment
Hitmonchan just screaming at shimeru about the entire Gothita line is so hilarious-
I'm not gonna lie, i love the goth ones. Pokémon is not really a kid's game. The kid's game is just the surface, it's so dark underneath.
Yeah, it's just like Yokai from Yokai watch. Japan loves their spooky scary murdery things.
@@LordDragox412 i mean it helps kids follow rules
@@komorebi3555 oh they all have dark entries. dating all the way back to red and blue.
@@komorebi3555 maybe
Pokemon is 100% a kids game. Game freak has drove that home hard.
Pokemon aren't original creatures and are inspired by something.
Kids can't read and/or understand the pokedex.
We notice these things because we are adults. None is shown on screen.
Grimer: if you spell it backwards it spells Remirg!
Me seeing Muk be next in line: Oh dear God why.
HA
HA HA
Yeah I think we all knew as soon as we saw his name 😂😂
Researcher: "ya know, I think he's going to have sex with that hot serpent"
Says the guy with a Gardevoir to the guy with a Lopunny.
Sounds like he was less "complaining" and more "jealous".
Atleast those look somewhat humanoid
@@TinNguyen-rl2xr I dont think that makes it any better
@@Toochill-A In fact, I think it makes it much, much worse.
In a way, all of you have a point
Guy : Groudon and kyogre are too strong, how can one like rayquaza defeat them?
Rayquaza : -laughs in mega-
As much as we joke about how all you guys made recently was pokidex entries I did enjoy all of them. I was just happy dorkly was uploading
I feel like Hitmonchan needs to read the pokédex all the way through (and possibly the Sinnoh myths as well... and maybe the plot of X/Y and Mystery Dungeon: Explorers) to get an idea of the sort of thing he's dealing with here.
Why x and y? I understand how the myth about humans and pokemon being in relationships and why u mentioned that. But why x and y? Is it cause of the bond between humans and pokemon at maximum with special items allows em to evolve again.... Is it cause of the king of kalos weeped for his beloved pokemon dying and tried to bring em back, despite the extreme cost of life? What is it bro?
Oh that... Humans using the souls of live Pokemon to fuel a machine that brings back one pokemon to life without any other catches... Which was later turned into a ultimate weapon..... If that is why... I suppose i get it
Hitmonchan is my husband whenever I try to explain pokedex entries to him...
Will anything happened 6 months later?
I thought you were going to say that he mega punch you constatly
I would love to play a Pokémon with the option of world domination thanks to controlling literal god's
Check out Pokemon Conquest
@@MrPurpleturtlex
Was just going to say that
*catches Arceus*
“Well I guess I’ll battle with the literal god of Pokémon”
I love how absolutely everyone missed the- She's all that, movie reference complete with
"Kiss me" playing in the background for the melodic sketch....pure genius bro!!
I tot it was a reference to "Not Another Teenage Movie".....
Not another teen movie parodied she’s all that
I just want to remind everybody that I expect to see the brutal death of Hitmonchan come true next month...
Yes!
1:06 shows a symbol of how much he cares about causing the draught.
Bro the dodrio with the ash katchem hat was hilarious
Hitmonchan wouldn't be having all these existential crisis happening if it had the balls to deck the baby
3:30 this is why you punch it as a baby
*Remember pokemon is an post apocalitic world, so anything is possible just like kids using forces of nature and nothing happening in the end*
Sounds about right.
@@C0w_1nk *I could make the pokemon story goes on, in Berserk like style with a great eclipse*
4:50 😆 smartest Hitmonchan ever
11:17 With wings that can cleave through an ice floe, you would think that Empoleon would be able to learn Guillotine.
Hitmonchan over here dropping the facts of life
"A game for freaking kids!"
I see you are familiar with what Hypnos do.
6:52 GUYS LOOK ITS MARIO, MARIO WRITES THE DORKLY BITS ITS MARIO
3:44 Hitmonchan is right,i look it up and he was against the violence,thanks to that the game was less gory and as compesation,is canonical that all the events are in a movie.
Is it me or did Groudon footprints create two balls and shaft 😂😂
Basically telling those folks that they're fudged 🤣
I freaking saw that too 😭😭
The hidden image in Kyogre, Groudon and Rayquaza is lit!
It Was Just A Diglet Bro😂
6:01 somehow the voice acting and authenticity of the dire need to shit makes me laugh uncontrollably every time
3:19 im saying asmr by gotharita? YES
At 12:58 my stomach dropped with force greater than the niagra falls because of the joke I saw coming
Gothitelle Dex Entry: They can predict the future from the placement and movement of the stars. They can see Trainers' life spans.
Gothitelle: (Describes how a Hitmonchan will perish)
4:12 Next time I play Pokémon, remind me to never catch a Gothitelle!
gotchyu 🙏
12:48 Muk: I'm about to end this man's whole career
The funny part is Rayquaza bodied both the gods of land and sea millions of years before he got a Mega Evolution.
Why haven't humans in the Pokemon world not gone extinct? Or better yet how is the planet still functioning without a problem?
The power of friendship or some bullshit like Ash plot armor protect the entire world so he can force animals to fight and get famous
Becuse the pokedex is written by unsupervised 10 year old children sent to the wild and told good luck.
Because the gods aren't constantly using their power and every other weather change is localized.
@@knightacedia there are alot of pokémons whit enough Power to to destroy the entire word or kill everything and those are not even gods/legendary pokémons
@@Feuervix in that case just because they have the power doesnt mean they have the motivation. Im not well versed in Pokémon anymore but it was my understanding that Pokémon are either slightly more intelligent wildlife or fully sentient, in one case they lack the intelligence to destroy the world and in the other they lack the motivation, i can also only assume there are pokemon of equal or greater power who want to protect the world.
I swear I love yall, please never let this channel die. So creative and so hilarious
14:09 those Pokémon weren't frightening...they were just coming to say, " you know if you spell our name Tihs backwards you get a group of...."
9:52 A 16-bit remix of "kiss me" by Sixpence None The richer. Neat.
sometimes I wonder if they're a cover band
I like how hitmonchan totally cares about kids and the game.
5:11 What is childhood without a little bit of trauma?
The most unrealistic part of this is Hitmonchan thinking Gothitelle’s butterface is hot.
agreed. gothitelle and gothorita could be hot, if they didnt have bird faces xD
"A brief pause for the groudon made with his drought and lava"
Now its getting trippy I am losing the count now but nonetheless best series so far
dorkly hearted this comment I got the notification but then it disappeared😢😢
@@codernakul if you edit your comment the likes from the channel owner will disappear. It's done this way to prevent people from editing their comments to make the channel owner look bad
@@CountVine but still
Feebas being the plot to Not Another Teen Movie is everything lmao
It's more of a reference to She's All That (the movie that Not Another Teen movie used for the main parody) you can tell that it's ment to be She's All That by the 8bit Kiss Me song (Kiss Me is the Theme Song of She's All That)
10:05 What was the first Dorkly video to break the fourth wall?
i love that you guys still use gen 3 as your animation style
Thankyou for making a long one these are epic 🙌
This was genuinely hilarious
8:27 to skip the out of place ad.
I just noticed what lava Godzilla made in the dirt
A giant lava dong
The sprite animation in this is very well done
1:25 Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
The fight between Kyogre and Groudon was awesome 🤣🤣. Like two babies🤣.
Four Ultra Balls? That kid got very lucky.
@@GabePuratekuta yeah
Loved the compilation , thanks
pokemon: "allows graphic content for kids"
youtube: you and I are not so different.
When i showed my little cousin gothitelle prediction he was just scared and didnt want to play pokemom for a week XD
I watched them all individualy before, but that won't stop me from watchingthem all again now. ^^
Get him on the phone! I'm not punching this baby. LMAO
2:12 seriously I am starting to notice everything that look like pp
Spectator 1: We're fine with a kid controlling the elemental gods?! He could take over the world!
Spectator 2: Yeah, I think we'll be fine.
Y'know, Hitmonchan is right, THIS IS A GAME FOR HECCIN' CHILDREN!!
The goth Pokémon eye twitching while it tells the future is great
I watch these just so hopefully it continues
The gothita one had me rolling 🤣
So is digglet and dugtrio a duck pokemon? Since their nose looks like a beak at 5:44
replace the *”u”* in duck with an *”I”*
Groudon making a penis with lava, and Kyogre being named Moby Dick is way more than I expected. I'm still laughing.
That pixel animation was so crisp and beautiful thooo!!!
Only legends could notice this 1:11 Nice Diglett
Feels like this could be called the “diglett chronicles.”
Top notch work guys. I laugh until I cry tears of joy
2:35 LOL 😂
Can’t wait to see more people complaining about the Pokédex videos
People complain about these?
People complain?
@@ItsLynch1 Apparently.
They prob complain bc diglett
@@komorebi3555 I think they need more of it
/j
To be fair, Japan's not as strict for their media directed for children. Kamen Rider has always been a kid's show, despite some seasons having heavy themes like depression and loss, on screen deaths, and most of the Showa era being pretty gritty
Geart video always love watching your channel
this channel is awesome!
Can’t wait for the Poketuber reacts coming out
I can't wait for reaction videos to stop.
@Meca One Clone nice react bro
No one talking about what Groudon was drawing in the ground?!
Same ,i was searching for this comment
Right
Hell yeah new compilation
The Gothitelle one is Priceless! 🤣🤣🤣
"By the time they prosses your insurance." Lmao . That will doom us all
1:48:
Brendan: *catches Groudon and Kyogre*
Lana: I WAS GOING TO CATCH KYOGRE YOU B-
Excellent video!
hitmonchan having common sense in pokemon world is hurting your mind just do it man