Why Do Men Not Like to Wash their Hands, Teeth, or Butts???
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 21 ธ.ค. 2024
- hellooo sick lil freaks!! this week we asked y'all to send in stories about things your ex did and you still stayed with them :'( we gasped over men's hygiene almost the entire time, can u BELIEVE????? in this episode we talked about the first serious conversation Drew & Pili had, what to do when your bf cheats on you & wears a tie you bought him to his wedding???, and how to react when someone serenades you with an intimate ukulele performance ???? :D
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Petition for Drew and Deison to have a nail update segment where they show off their new set of nails‼️‼️
NEED NEED NEED
BEGGING
deison updates on her insta story every time if you wanna stay half updates lol
YES ❤
Nail cam!!!! 💯
SCREAMING! Pili is such a gem for buying her options from Fenty because he wasn’t sure which one she would like 😭😭😭 He is the type of guy that are in the webnovels I read 😭🤣 It’s what Drew deserves 😤❤️
FR thats what Im talkin about 😂😂
48:30 “Let her get up!” Is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard, imma start saying that fr 😂🤣
Immediately pocketed that one lmao
Let her GET UPPPP. YALL JUMPIN HER FR!!! 💀💀💀💀😭
oh pili wanted drew BADDDDDDDD. those gifts were so sweet and thoughtful 🥹
The way Deison told us about Pili wooing Drew. 😂 Same girl 😅
It is so unsettling how common it is for so many men to have such horrible hygiene. Currently have a friend who's bf actually gets MAD when she tells him to shower or brush his teeth. She refuses to kiss or sleep with him unless he's clean and he thinks it's unfair 💀💀💀
I am keeping your friend in my thoughts because WHAT?!
I can’t imagine choosing to stay with that man
@@TdScar me neither!! I was baffled when she told me that. But for now she's stuck bc she moved states initially to be with him (before the grossness) 😮💨 as soon as I can I'm helping her fly out of there bc she deserves a man that washes his ass voluntarily 😭
@@androgyneitae_ please do 😔✊🏾
that’s actually insane
My reaction to 12:00 would’ve been “I got a gun” in Brittany’s voice LMAOAOAO
I can hear it now 🤣
"hurry up and finish this effin story!" - all of us because ITS A STRUGGLE OUT HERE 🤣🤣😭😭😭
Can the next topic be revenge stories done to shitty exes? 😂
YES
“They’re living amongst us”… honestly, horrifying! I’m so far removed from men that sometimes I just forget they exist for a beautiful minute or so!
drew’s reactions to the last stories had me squeaking laughing she was truly flabbergasted
“He looks like he could be clean.” IM DECEASED YALL.
finally I’ve been trying to catch you boys all day
dei being so silly this episode is EVERYTHING
Every time Drew scream laughs like Jenna Marbles a fairy gets their wings
Deison singing Justin Bieber immediately followed by the whispered “especially when a man does it” from Drew KILLED ME. I’m literally in tears rn. 💀😭
“How do you like your poop? Over easy” Y’ALLLLL 😂
Deison is me everytime I go into my love life lore...questionable decisions followed by "I will NOT be elaborating" or "I will not be taking questions at this time 🚶"
DRINK GIRLIES RISE RAHHHHHH 🦅🦅🦅🦅
🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅💕
POOO PAWS ON THE PAN!??! 😭💀😂 IM CRYING
My red flag that I ignored was when my high school boyfriend said my sudden severe weight loss from my LIFE THREATENING KIDNEY DISEASE made me less attractive to him.......
Not your life being in danger and he's over there like, "ugh they're not hot anymore 😔" omg I'm so sorry he even thought about saying that to you, let alone actually doing it.
lol when you’re talking about how uncomfortable serenading is, I just think about the way Ben Affleck looked when JLo showed him her love movie lmao I would have been mortified.
I'm living for Donovan's alternate names for things LOL I think about "That's what I think they should call them" all the time
I feel like each week the episodes get more funny. God damn I am HOLLERING!
54:12 would you rather have someone tell you they think you're ugly, or have a stinky ass 😂
i feel so seen and heard about needing a drink to be able to eat, if i’m eating my entree without a water i feel like i’m dying fr
I can’t imagine being with someone who isn’t clean. My husband scrubs every inch of his body in the shower and that’s not something I had to teach him to do lol
“That’s just a normal guy… like walking around” and then the way you held your arm out… I’m fucking dying 😂😂😂
Me sending in two gay stories about my ex and then Deis saying there was only one gay one in there and it was cringy sjdnfndn damnnnnn 😭😭😭
The glorilla and meg song makes me levitate like SpongeBob
DREWWW SCREAMING "DONT DONT DONT" I AM DEADDD😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂such a funnyyy episode
Billy is the best truly 😂
The fact that I’m awake when this is coming out of very concerning for myself 🙃 it’s 2:00 am
1 am here😂
3 am lmao
That maniacal laugh that Deison did after putting the thought in Drew's head is sooo funny ahaha 😂
Also, every time i dated a fire sign, after a few months they always tell me what "kinds of guys" they usually date. Which always ends up being an EXACT opposite description of me down to the most minute details! Lol i can hear Drew screaming "RUN!"😂
Omg the tea of this episode was unreal. I loved this. 😂
Love starting my day with you
40:00 Drew’s reaction was exactltyyy me😂😂😂
I just read that at the exact moment i fucking cant 😂😂
Pili and Drew's relationship truly gives me hope for love after i'm healing from a breakup
those violent "DON'T"s damn near made me fall of the treadmill lmfao
The fact I always think about if celebrities have bad breath😅
Plz keep reading these stories I am in tears
Y’all I haven’t cackled this hard in so long… this episode was GOLD!!! 🤣
And my forever 21 shorts 😂😂😂
Deison screaming and mocking about the fenty beauty thing is the best part. SO FUNNY. So sister coded!
Once I was visiting one of my cousin’s houses when I was around 8/9 and we sat down for dinner and I asked for a drink, and they said they didn’t drink until AFTER. THEY. FINISHED. EATING. I cried and called my parents to come get me 😆 keep in mind that this was the 90s, so I would have had to ask to use their house phone to make said call (but obviously I did because not drinking at all with your meal is sociopathic behavior????!!)
My grandma does that 😂 she’s 90
47:21 in high school there was a couple and the guy serenaded the girl asking her to prom 😭 I was stunned…. He was a good singer so at least that helped
I don’t think I’ve laughed this hard in a long time 😭 thank y’all for this always
Wait omg that hotel is right near me!! I love that Ruth’s Chris
43:57 is my favorite part😂
my sensory issues gave me chills when they kept going with the jean jacket then the towel, and so on 😅
I've been listening to the podcast for a few weeks versus watching but have always done the "woooo. 😬." and I'm so glad to visually confirm that's still happening
As someone who drinks after most bites , I’m so happy to know others do this 🤣🤣
My first boyfriend in highschool said “this is way better than cuddling a skinny girl” 😭
NEW ACU BIT ALERT: Hating Glen Powell with our entire chest
YEAAAA get into itttt‼️‼️‼️
I was 22, he was 35 and had spent 6 years in prison for assault and attempted murder 😬
Deison has me rollllllling in this episode
Holy shit Deison came out guns blazing in this episode ☠️☠️☠️ I can't breathe
7:40 xD
33:55 Deison was beyond shocked.
Me on my lunch break watching this in my car. Having left my water inside, no idea how I'm going to eat without it. I survived but I hated it
my babies I missed yall omfg
This episode has me rolling. 😂🤣
Tip for Drew: When your dad or sister get embarrassed call them Burt the Bashful from Mario
I remember the days when all I had was also Anastasia brow dip and a dream. 😭
44:09 I did marching band in high school and my sophomore year our show theme was Bruno Mars, which included Marry You, and yes it was the worst thing you could’ve heard every Friday night
My college bf said he would rather have money than love if he could only have one. To my face 😭 like just lie in that case lol
Deison omg you are Gods strongest soilder 😭😭😭 being with someone who doesn’t brush their teeth at night???? damn
No but I am a BIG drink girly when I’m eating to the point my gf calls me the fish 😭
Funniest episode to date, YALL COOKED 💅🏼
hi drew! love your outfit!! where did you get your top and jeans???
These never fail to make me ugly laugh
1:00:13 No that’s actually crazy brad pit was the first person I thought of idk what it is …
Sorry for the late reply but, I remember hearing that he will go DAYS without showering while on sets.
My ex barely brushed his teeth, period and when we'd kiss STUFF WOULD COME OFF IN MY MOUTH!! NOOOOO
OMG 😭😭
@jtaufa9130 I knew it was the end lolol
The “helloooo?” Has become part of my everyday vocab lol me n my sister say it when we fuck up trying to say a sentence/word
As a Virgo nothing will get past us we basically are the FBI.. I know this is true because for my high school we took a test that matched us to an occupation and I got detective 😭😭😭
Literally me
I need to see Reneé Rapp on this podcast ASAP, yall together would be too funny
LMAOOOO i cannot believe y’all actually picked mine 😭
DREW I do that drink thing too!
Deison what do you mean you didn’t like bodyguard 😭😭 ITS SO GOOD makes me wanna dance every time i hear it
Damn, Drew. Yeah, I wouldn't have crushes on anyone else if my man did that, too. Also, the fact that he matched your foundation?? Chef's kiss.
I’m ngl these stories absolutely traumatized me
53:08 my boyfriend told me he’s done dating hot girls because they all cheat so he had to lower his standards 😰🤣 … and I’m still with him
I Literally just finished smoking, I’m stoned af, … I guess I’ll smoke AGAIN
Damn Billie is the goat 😂😂😂
MY FAVORITE DAY OUT OF THE FREAKEN WEEK. LOVE YALL. *Apart from Wednesday’s for The Comment Section 🤠*
My fam shits on me for needing to drink after every other bite🙄😒 I also refuse to eat unless i have my drink. I've learned to order 2 drinks upfront but one with no ice lol i give myself a refill.
oh no big deal, it’s not like it’s 3:30am and now im 100% gonna watch this instead of going to bed 😫🤣
im a current usc gamecock and my gf plays on the team so while i was watching yalls podcast last week i told her if they win she should make a post dedicated to yall bc that’s the REAL reason they won
Unfortunately as a Samoan....yes 😅😂
this ep made me lol SO MANY TIMES
the tie story gets the crowd going every time LMAO 😈
didn’t submit this one and i didn’t stay but last year i found a women’s coach scarf tucked away in our closet and my ex’s excuse was it was his and he just bought it “for the low”. he has never worn a scarf before.
Not you girls feeding into my delulu that I could, in fact, pull Taylor Kitsch 😭
Please bring Chappell on the comment section or TIG!
Oh my gosh I'm so with you that it's not that hard to wash your hands after the bathroom and brush your teeth one more time in a day. It irks me. Why should you wash your hands in the bathroom anyway "even if" it wasn't #2? Because you TOUCH door knobs, switches, the toilet handle???!!
the group one is actually just the perks of being a wallflower
I know this is random but I absolutely love the color and fit/cut of Drew’s shirt! I want oneeeee! I gotta know where she got it from
MY FAVORITE SISTERSSS❤