The Great Minecraft Toilet Heist

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The Great Minecraft Toilet Heist - Minecraft on SMP Online

[@Infinite_Archive]

This man went on a massive adventure, negotiated with three hostage takers, waded through an entire conspiracy, spent 40,050 CC, only to have his toilet stolen back.
This man went through hell for NOTHING.
Truly, a tragedy.

[@PalpatineGaming]

One must imagine Carson happy....

[@SlipperyChicken.]

@@PalpatineGaming He clearly likes it!

[@PalpatineGaming]

@@SlipperyChicken. so true

[@tomsthefish2002]

It's a classic story trope, ya know like in that one book with the fisherman who was trying to catch that big fish written by that one guy.

[@retrorebel6474]

This feels like a series of poltical dramas and negotiations encased entirely within a 20 minute minecraft video and I NEED MORE

[@thelastohioan7145]

Just like simpler times…

[@HuskyMoment]

I sure hope he gets his toilet back.

[@pabble0085]

Poopy time

[@DaKingKayden]

erm.... skibidi toilet!!!!!!! AHAHHAHHAAHAHHAAHHAAHBBHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHNAHHHGHAHAHHA

[@moriabare4576]

no

[@Cnox04]

shut up

[@AlyxTheProtogen]

​@@DaKingKaydenI'm going to poop in your mouth

[@klavz1224]

Christo's "carson ...... 150k." Line gotta be the hardest shit i ever seen in this godforsaken server

[@fenior]

I love how the ransom price was higher than the new toilet price.

[@gavintinoyt]

me everytime quasck speaks: 💤💤💤🛏️🛏️🛏️🥱🥱

[@TanielCoolGuy]

Man, that "Great Minecraft Toilet Heist" sure was "Great."

[@stepanvasak3481]

Man, that "Great Minecraft Toilet Heist" sure was in "Minecraft."

[@EEE-ro5px]

⁠Man, that “Great Minecraft Toilet Heist” sure involved “Toilet.”

[@damaplehound]

Man, that "Great Minecraft Toilet Heist" was truly a "Heist"

[@PomadaGaming]

Man

[@PomadaGaming]

that sure

[@comeonmang]

I like how he said it was a new house in the beginning. But at the end he reveals it’s, in-fact, old. Really show this stream actually took place over a 10 year long time frame.

[@Cnox04]

can we have some more of knockrotter, he's fucking hilarious

[@aslv]

ONG

[@MiniNoahTheWorm]

"Carson... 150 000" is fucking gold

[@ChristoGaming01]

Hey guys it’s me, ChristoGaming01.

[@artico_]

WHAT

[@infertileguy]

wow hello ChristoGaming01!

[@musikymanyt6979]

WOW...
Hello ChristoGaming01

[@kdej-si4vo]

Hold on, is this ChristoGaming01?

[@sebasg.2709]

give the toitlet

[@AiOinc1]

knockrotter deserves to be in more videos

[@ShatteredExile]

The entire time I thought of revenge even though I wasn't the one who got my toilet stolen...

[@doorphobia79]

Need more knockrotter

[@Cypress_tuff418]

longest episode of Weird pictures of toilets yet! Thank you Carson

[@Vacreal9694]

I love Carson's Minecraft toilets, I can feel them flushing inside me

[@DrKoneko]

I really like this style of video. Leaves a lot of room for chaotic fun.

[@neo-luddismrules]

This true crime series had me on the edge of my toilet seat

[@redblu9834]

somehow a better heist plot than every heist movie ever

[@awakehopps]

i am a plumber of 0years (just finished the study) and everything that Knockrotter said in this whole video is completely true and real

[@JoshuaAndres]

Are we just gonna ignore Christo built an AI

[@ChristoGaming01]

Most people do ignore that poor AI… 😔

[@JoshuaAndres]

@@ChristoGaming01what does it do?

[@ChristoGaming01]

@@JoshuaAndres AI stuff.

[@aslv]

​@@ChristoGaming01facts

[@Byanislion]

You never told thankful I said hi, what the heck man

[@CallMeCarsonLIVE]

get over it dude.

[@Byanislion]

@@CallMeCarsonLIVE dudey haha

[@PixaTerra]

14:25 i never got my photo i paid for

[@JoshuaR9763]

I feel like I’m watching a mid-season callmecarson sitcom

[@JattySkleebs_]

As soon as quacks disappeared my video paused on its own I was just sitting there in silence waiting for something to happen.

[@GreySlasher63]

Leim Neason of Toilet kidnappings except his particular set of skills is being haggled x30 times the price he originally paid.

[@TBTI]

weird toilets 4.5 is really flushing it down the pipeline! keep up the good flow!

[@Cypress_tuff418]

Carson beat me in a dark alley and stuffed me into a black trash bag and threw me into Interstate 95, 10/10 such a silly man

[@frogpog]

this is the first carson video i've watched in years and i'm glad its just as funny as it always was

[@Rot_Gaming]

Everything about this video makes me violently angry yet i am still entertained

[@LodeStary]

Oh god the wall at 4:48 is fucking with the bitrate lol

[@DeYjo]

20:52 shoutout to the guy who made a copper blangonga from monster hunter. Truly a legend!

[@Tumbleflop]

That house (6:08) seems to MELT youtube's bitrate

[@Crossfade1625]

it melts twitch's bitrate; all the different colours in a tight space annihilates it

[@cornishpasty7853]

Man, that toilet heist was great. Some would say its the greatest toilet heist.

[@The_Archer-he2ft]

This was pretty funny, you got the wet bandits in the sewer kidnapping random people then you have the wierd science guy with clones who stole the toilet only for your negotiations to be interuppted by some floor goblins who you made dissappear. Only for the goblins to put on disguises and steal the toilet once again

[@hatsukotaro]

I hope this gets adapted into live action! Such a great story that would resonate with a wide variety of people.

[@wesleyward5901]

This is some of the greatest storytelling to ever bless this planet. Even Shakespeare couldn't write a story with as much of an intriguing, emotional and thought-provoking plot as this.

[@moujou8031]

this is genuinely one my favorite videos ever

[@cinnamoncat8950]

this is what my dreams feel like when i have to pee.

[@kaizergei]

I sure hope the toilet isn’t skibbidi 😂 great video Carson!

[@yoshifly2337]

Technically since they've been caught red handed when stealing the toilet a second time they could be taken to court and sued.

[@mungmemes-]

A big green smile forms on my face when I see carman notification

[@cadelestherion]

This was great. Hardest I've laughed in a long time

[@isabellearaindrop]

this episode was exhausting. thank you, carson & co.

[@sIepless]

carson always makes me flush my toilet

[@HottieTobby]

this just felt like an episode of a show, thats great

[@Tredenix]

I love the part of the video at 4:46 where Carson looked at the wall that transports you back to 2011 TH-cam

[@Nitr0Vintage5541]

I procrastinated my homework to watch this video. I have regret

[@antoniocorona8090]

When I get a computer, the first thing I’ll do is to download Minecraft and join in the SMP server and possibly encounter the shenanigans y’all are doing

[@Bobdangerzone]

I wish I could poop outside but those dastardly whippersnappers stole it

[@Jrppegg]

This is truly one of the heists of all time

[@morgan2546]

The sequel to "Destroying Toilets in Thief Simulator"

[@dtaip]

I couldn't be happier that we got two videos in one week

[@Goldiloxz]

I can't believe the robbers stole the toilet twice
Truly inhuman

[@haazmat]

My man took names straight out of Far Cry 6 for them toilets 💀

[@chairold8224]

Thank you for this blessing

[@gracklepolp0534]

who else here cuz of coronavirus

[@hunterepsi]

geez this video really brings me back

[@htejjke2228]

0:00 hold down rewind and you will hear the sans voice

[@ghostpants8213]

I enjoyed this content a lot

[@JeremiahCornswab]

whos house is that to the right of knockrotters toilet tower, im interested in that house

[@Grave_bane]

This reminded me to go to the bank and invest in creepa coin gobbless

[@ur_fren_noah2642]

This was a very different style of video for Carson but I enjoyed it

[@dairycream5]

Damn. That really was one of the toilet heist's of all time

[@Jonk2014]

Weird pictures of toilets: Great minecraft heist edition

[@markoz_wolf]

How much money does Carson even have after all of this?
Bros money evaporated like zimbabwe dollars

[@hilotakenaka]

This is a Greek tragedy

[@finding_mp3]

all this Toilet Hoopla truly reminds me of simpler times.

[@PalpatineGaming]

Perfet thing to watch on my break

[@mettatonneo1147]

The fascination Carson has with toilets is really weird and I don't understand it

[@NeonTyrannis]

fucking 7 minutes and 17 seconds in and it feels like an hour has passed

[@IndiMccraw]

These videos stimulate theta brain wave activity 😴😴😴

[@thecosmicbigsmoke3944]

bro this man just like syphilis

[@v.n.ofishmaster6168]

Can’t Believe the toilet seller called one of his toilets “The Handsome.”

[@greninji3593]

One must imagine Carson clearly liking it.

[@CrimesYT]

He’s going to hate it

[@ChaseMayProductions]

This video should be renamed to “The Toilet Odyssey”

[@mud6760]

Hey, it’s him, ChristoGaming01

[@bestusername1074]

The greatest heist of All Time

[@hunterepsi]

wow this truly reminds me of the good old days

[@Yesman137]

Top text; Don't forget
Bottom text; Your purpose

[@itstreestand]

Oh ye, I remember watching this lmao

[@thedenseone6443]

my soul cant take much more

[@ArchdukeDoggoofBohemia]

Negotiations at its finest

[@Zedryx69]

Funniest Minecraft Server

[@Jacksynth]

DreamSMP could never.

[@spoonman1717]

This video makes me feel things.

[@OilMaxxer]

this reminds me of simpler times

[@NomadKolibria]

A modern tragedy

[@redcartiers]

Anybody know where to get the texture pack he uses?

[@ZottyLuck]

12:48 you can’t just ignore Jotaro like that

[@rakan1776]

21:12 is my favorite moment

[@100204nnfh]

so how much creepa coin was spent in this film?

[@Facekick48]

Is this weird toilets 4?

[@youknowwho5251]

I've been hearing about a toilet in meme culture these days

[@Ryhon]

500 diamonds for a toilet that can be stolen so easily? I don't think the material are even worth 1 diamond, let alone the cost of the claim

[@Mertly]

This was very frustrating to watch

[@alternative7586]

Certified CallMeCarson Live Moment

[@davidsdoinit]

Still not seeing a video with those pictures you had us post in your discord

[@olsamthememegodbicyclechin]

oh man i would be so mad if someone stole my toilet multiple times imagine if you experienced this is the roman times the whole city would be outta line for months