Ted Cruz’s Desperate Damage Control, Trump Boys Point Fingers & Daddy Donny’s Tax Returns

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  • The weather has been crazy across the country, on Saturday debris from a United flight headed to Honolulu landed outside of Denver, Ted Cruz continues to do damage control after his stupid trip to Mexico, members of Trump Incorporated are looking to point the finger of blame for the mess in Texas, Greg Kelly of Newsmax devoted a full segment of his show this weekend to Biden’s German Shepherd, fan accounts for the President’s dogs are posting tweets from their point of view, Diamond and Silk have a show on Newsmax where they cover “important” topics, we are one step closer to maybe getting a look at Trump’s tax returns and Don Jr. was sure to comment on it, MyPillow Mike Lindell is being sued by Dominion Voting Systems for more than $1.3 billion for falsely claiming that their voting machines were rigged, and Jimmy and Guillermo try the new signature greeting from “The Bachelor.”
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  • @jonnelson9760
    @jonnelson9760 4 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    “If they can arrest my father for tax fraud then they can do it to everybody.” Psst, they have been able to for a long time. That goes for many other crimes as well.

    • @jrzr1river489
      @jrzr1river489 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂frs

    • @ferretfriend5458
      @ferretfriend5458 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      He always looks and sounds high as a kite.. Someone should keep him out of public veiw, he is an embarrassment

    • @forgeustiss6667
      @forgeustiss6667 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No, they can't do it to everybody. There are not enough officials to arrest everyone.

    • @m.k.c.5212
      @m.k.c.5212 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      DJTJ is scared shitless he's next...that's the "anybody" he is really concerned about. Because he knows his daddy will throw him & his sibs under the bus without a second thought, which is why he put their names on the board of the Trump Org, just like how grandpa tried to hide million$ in Don the Con's infant bank account ..."We get all the money we need from Russia..."

  • @gabesarti7184
    @gabesarti7184 4 ปีที่แล้ว +479

    Seriously, they went so low as to attack his dog. That is a low blow. He is probably cleaner than the last guy to live in the White House

    • @donaldedwards5980
      @donaldedwards5980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      and, substantially smarter

    • @sx8472
      @sx8472 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      That dog is way cleaner and smarter than Dump and kids.

    • @xenophanes1598
      @xenophanes1598 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @The Maelström The dog had to get a booster shot so he wouldn't contract rabies from living in the WH post-tRUMP.

    • @gljm
      @gljm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Republicans have a habit of doing stuff like this, they attacked FDR's dog "Fala" too and Roosevelt used it in one of his speeches.

    • @79madmac
      @79madmac 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Come on now! The last president's dog, Miss Lindsey Graham, was waaaay dirtier than Maverick.

  • @candicenicole1219
    @candicenicole1219 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Jimmy, thank you for sending laughs and encouragement and prayers our way in Texas. Last week was trying for me and my dialysis family, the elderly and special needs. While teddy bear was flying to Cancun, I was calling every dialysis facility and hospital to try my hardest to get others out life saving treatments. It’s so sad that he thinks one case of water after the fact is that moving seeing we are now dealing with food shortages. He should’ve been here on the frontlines helping us instead of his pockets!!!

    • @impunitythebagpuss
      @impunitythebagpuss 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bless you.

    • @MyAngrySanta
      @MyAngrySanta 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      My prayers are with you. Over 3,000 people died in the months after hurricane Maria. People don't understand power is needed for dialysis, for oxygen machines, so many things than just lights.

    • @jacquelinecallejas1390
      @jacquelinecallejas1390 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      People forget the more vulnerable in a crises. I am truly sorry you are goin through this and will contribute to the money already raised. As much as I kind of double dog dare Texas to succeed when they start to threaten to do that, it is only funny when nobody is getting hurt sowhenstuff like this happens I and a lot of New Yorkers WILL try to help. I wish you luckI will pray for all in your state and I really hope that you get people in power who WON'T leave you in a lurch. Seriously if you got that from the GOP side,fine. Just get it from wherever. Ted Cruz obviously NOT being that person. You deserve better.

    • @bgonza2
      @bgonza2 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Greetings my Ebony Queen, since you mentioned the tourist city of Cancun, Mexico as it pertained to Senator Ted Cruz's recent trip there, may I ask you what is your earliest memory and/or history with my country of Mexico or with Mexicans or with Mexican culture as far back your can possibly remember as a child or teenager in the United States of America?
      In other words how did you first learn about Mexico, Mexicans or about Mexican culture growing up as a kid?
      Perhaps your very first knowledge about Mexico or about Mexican culture was in school, or on the television or radio, or perhaps it was your parents or other family relatives or friends who first introduced to anything relating to Mexican culture? Or perhaps you first learned about Mexico in some other way?
      I'm just curious, and I would truly appreciate your honest responses to all of my questions my beautiful Ebony Queen. Thank you and God Bless.
      Respectfully,
      Benito Gonzalez Garcia Jr.

    • @JamesSimmons-d1t
      @JamesSimmons-d1t 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Thoughtless and preyers, and a Tad CruDz.

  • @codyash3802
    @codyash3802 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    Releasing his tax returns is “just a ploy to hurt my father”? That sounds like a weird way of admitting there’s something nefarious to be seen in his tax returns, hence why they’re trying to look at them in the first place 😅🤦🏻‍♂️ Otherwise, how would it be “hurtful”?

    • @figofnewtons
      @figofnewtons 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I shared the same confusion...I mean.. "hurtful"...it's not like his Ex-presidential waist size is being revealed for the first time or anything.

    • @jameshartwell4345
      @jameshartwell4345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      RIGHT!?

    • @flone9872
      @flone9872 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I guess that "the audit" finally finished.

    • @JamesSimmons-d1t
      @JamesSimmons-d1t 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Crime fams of a scale writhe together.

  • @johnwinslow3776
    @johnwinslow3776 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1570

    Guess who raised over four million dollars for the American citizens in Texas and I'm very proud of her

    • @winxred12
      @winxred12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      Future president!

    • @bobsidhu6636
      @bobsidhu6636 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      But will Texans ever vote for her?? They keep voting gop

    • @johnwinslow3776
      @johnwinslow3776 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@bobsidhu6636 They can't vote for her she lives a long way from Texas

    • @prcuchi
      @prcuchi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Not a politic fanatic, but always checking. My first vote will go to who deserve it.

    • @jascrandom9855
      @jascrandom9855 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      She's a smart politician.

  • @taqiyasir8086
    @taqiyasir8086 4 ปีที่แล้ว +849

    AOC being a congresswoman from NY raised over 2 million dollars for Texans, physically went there and helped out while ted cruz abandoned his people in Texas and went on holiday

    • @northsource7215
      @northsource7215 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      5 Million

    • @bandanakhadka3118
      @bandanakhadka3118 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      5 million now

    • @doctorthirteen5727
      @doctorthirteen5727 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Literally doing Ted's job for him.
      C"Mon, Ted.

    • @cindycarroll4866
      @cindycarroll4866 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @House of Guards Ughhhhhh !

    • @SuperJohn12354
      @SuperJohn12354 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ted Cruise gave his own money, pretty easy to spend others money , mean while the president Joe Biden just sign the disaster relief bill, should get water and food to Texans in about 2 weeks at this pace, well at least they can use the national guard..... ah wait they can’t still have 28,000 soldiers guarding Washington

  • @forprogress999
    @forprogress999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +337

    Guillermo is a national treasure. He so wholesome, like a teddy bear.

    • @maureenngalu1718
      @maureenngalu1718 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      His laugh gives me life.. You just have to love him

    • @geekdivaherself
      @geekdivaherself 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ...like a _drunken_ teddy bear. The Venn diagram of the sets _Drunken_ and _Wholesome_ is the element Guillermo!

    • @bexanne99
      @bexanne99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Awww too bad he's married! 😘🧸

    • @WinnieDaou
      @WinnieDaou 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don't know about that . . . They played a prank on him and others, keeping him from entering the building, and his reaction was bratty in comparison to the others. He kept asking if the pranker knew who he was or who he worked for.

    • @buddydooley8650
      @buddydooley8650 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      More like a middle-weight somewhat out of shape.

  • @dacronic1646
    @dacronic1646 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I love how jimmy and Guillermo are legit friends. Guillermo is the best. And jimmy too.

  • @petuniapop7819
    @petuniapop7819 4 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    Everyone! I got running water again today! I have full utilities for the first time in 8 days! Mild hypothermia in my own home after 5 days! I will use my new power to say FFFUUUUUUUUU TED CRUUUZZZZ 🚨 🚨

    • @robk.6591
      @robk.6591 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Congrats!

    • @petuniapop7819
      @petuniapop7819 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@robk.6591 thank you friend!! Never thought I would cry watching a toilet flush... 2021 already wild.

    • @franklinsinclair6865
      @franklinsinclair6865 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      You don't appreciate life's luxuries until too lose them.

    • @FallenMuse81
      @FallenMuse81 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I wasn't sure if I was going to wake up on Wednesday.

    • @aleccoffey3765
      @aleccoffey3765 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yay! Congratulations! Nice job hanging in there!

  • @joehansen9826
    @joehansen9826 4 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    “Our Pillows” commercial has me dyin’ 😂

    • @5050GLOBALEDMTV
      @5050GLOBALEDMTV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @Taffoman
      @Taffoman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hey! I would buy 20 pillows for 5$
      I don't know what i would do with them though :D

    • @jimmyconway3844
      @jimmyconway3844 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Zzzzzzzz

  • @hongkongfueynz3071
    @hongkongfueynz3071 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    As opposed to Cruz’s dog who was going to be locked inside for days while he snuck off to Cancun?
    Geez these people are sad and pathetic!

    • @EricK-tb2dn
      @EricK-tb2dn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That's a LIE Luke, he brought his wife to Cancun. 😅

    • @thisistheaccountname
      @thisistheaccountname 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Locked in the same house that was too figid for that family to stay in.

    • @jimmyconway3844
      @jimmyconway3844 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Everything is going to be ok

    • @bgonza2
      @bgonza2 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Greetings Mr. Philips, since you mentioned my country of Mexico as it pertained to Ted Cruz's trip to Cancun, may I ask you what is your earliest memory and/or history with my country of Mexico or with Mexicans or with Mexican culture as far back your can possibly remember as a child or teenager in the United States of America?
      In other words how did you first learn about Mexico, Mexicans or about Mexican culture growing up as a kid?
      Perhaps your very first knowledge about Mexico or about Mexican culture was in school, or on the television or radio, or perhaps it was your parents or other family relatives or friends who first introduced to anything relating to Mexican culture? Or perhaps you first learned about Mexico in some other way?
      I'm just curious, and I would truly appreciate your honest responses to all of my questions. Thank you for your time.
      Respectfully,
      Benito Gonzalez Garcia Jr.

    • @bgonza2
      @bgonza2 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @The Maelström Greetings Mr. Maelstrom, since you mentioned my country of Mexico as it pertained to Ted Cruz's trip to Cancun, may I ask you what is your earliest memory and/or history with my country of Mexico or with Mexicans or with Mexican culture as far back your can possibly remember as a child or teenager in the United States of America?
      In other words how did you first learn about Mexico, Mexicans or about Mexican culture growing up as a kid?
      Perhaps your very first knowledge about Mexico or about Mexican culture was in school, or on the television or radio, or perhaps it was your parents or other family relatives or friends who first introduced to anything relating to Mexican culture? Or perhaps you first learned about Mexico in some other way?
      I'm just curious, and I would truly appreciate your honest responses to all of my questions. Thank you for your time.
      Respectfully,
      Benito Gonzalez Garcia Jr.

  • @girl43
    @girl43 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    The fact that three adults would go on tv and berate a dog... makes me sick.

  • @vincentb251
    @vincentb251 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    The pillow commerical was great

  • @swapshots4427
    @swapshots4427 4 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    It's official, I actually find Don Jr MORE repulsive than his father.
    Who woulda believed that possible.
    Can a boycott by sensible people take the air out of their balloon?

    • @justineharper3346
      @justineharper3346 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I’m worried he’s going to run for President in the future. I hope they uncover all the dirt on Trump and his kids so we never have to deal with another one of them again

    • @cindycarroll4866
      @cindycarroll4866 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He starts by opening his dam mouth .

    • @ivoryfyall4231
      @ivoryfyall4231 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeahhh right 👍🏾👍🏾💯

    • @dominaiscna
      @dominaiscna 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There are unfortunately not enough sensible people in the world, Swapshots...

    • @arieljones4595
      @arieljones4595 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Agreed. Hes even worse than his dad. Dumber (yes, it's hard to imagine), more entitled (probably gets worse with every generation), and even more unenlightened.

  • @justineharper3346
    @justineharper3346 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    Looks like Jr’s been dipping in the powder again

  • @davidwemett200
    @davidwemett200 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The "Dominion Pillow Ad" was so good, for at least part of it, I thought it was for real.

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1540

    Ted could only muster a lame photo-op... meanwhile, AOC raised nearly $5 million for his constituents!

    • @drboze6781
      @drboze6781 4 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      Ironically, Flying Ted was loading the water AOC purchased for Texans.

    • @maghenshaw8717
      @maghenshaw8717 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Thank you!!!

    • @Darth-vade123
      @Darth-vade123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You think people like AOC actually care she is the problem an idiotic millennials not talking about this situations

    • @ricardogonzalez2150
      @ricardogonzalez2150 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@Darth-vade123 What? Pleas explain.

    • @LilyEvans1996
      @LilyEvans1996 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      @@ricardogonzalez2150 AOC could cure all diseases and some people will still hate her

  • @IAmSuzyQ
    @IAmSuzyQ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    Ted didn't come back to Texas because it was the right thing to do, he came back because Mexico kicked him out...
    "Adios Rafael!" -🇲🇽

    • @miguelitobautista8908
      @miguelitobautista8908 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      OLE!!! 😂😂😂

    • @famousnobody7574
      @famousnobody7574 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mexico finally got a chance to see how it feels to give a Repug the 🥾. 😂

    • @tiffvu7719
      @tiffvu7719 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Really Kick him out??? they love their county like that why they keep stress passing the border to USA???

    • @IAmSuzyQ
      @IAmSuzyQ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tiffvu7719 It was just a joke.

    • @bgonza2
      @bgonza2 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mrs. Q, are you Mexican or of Mexican descent by any chance?
      In case that you are NOT Mexican, then may I ask you what is your earliest memory and/or history with my country of Mexico or with Mexicans or with Mexican culture as far back your can possibly remember as a child or teenager in the United States of America?
      In other words how did you first learn about Mexico, Mexicans or about Mexican culture growing up as a kid?
      Perhaps your very first knowledge about Mexico or about Mexican culture was in school, or on the television or radio, or perhaps it was your parents or other family relatives or friends who first introduced to anything relating to Mexican culture? Or perhaps you first learned about Mexico in some other way?
      I'm just curious, and I would truly appreciate your honest responses to all of my questions. Thank you for your time.
      Respectfully,
      Benito Gonzalez Garcia Jr.

  • @smilesandyoka
    @smilesandyoka 4 ปีที่แล้ว +291

    Junior - if your dad has nothing to hide, then just SHOW the damn tax returns and release us from all this drama!

    • @Kingfisher1215
      @Kingfisher1215 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Have you all covered Cuomo and killing all the elderly and covering it up, or is that just something to ignore?

    • @omeyehead7436
      @omeyehead7436 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The NYT published them a year ago

    • @mariastewart8810
      @mariastewart8810 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      So if there's nothing to hide why not release the returns from day 1 jnr.?

    • @antonystringfellow5152
      @antonystringfellow5152 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      But there's nothing in those tax returns.
      That's why daddy has to fight so hard to keep them a secret.

    • @Baaliwood
      @Baaliwood 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mariastewart8810 if theres nothing to hide why do Democrats refuse to do an election investigation?

  • @audreymuzingo933
    @audreymuzingo933 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I literally clapped and cheered, sitting at home alone, when Guillermo jumped onto Jimmy. It made me indescribably happy. I really effing need to get out and see people.

    • @tylerjakes6674
      @tylerjakes6674 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hello
      How are you doing?
      Hope you and your family are safe

  • @thomaskline
    @thomaskline 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    He was supposed to self quarantine but instead made a fool of himself, mask less of course, at the Garland confirmation hearing!

  • @punky19761
    @punky19761 4 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    You know you have absolutely nothing to say when grown men are sitting around making fun of an elderly dog. Like, what are they doing with their lives?

    • @misskitty6586
      @misskitty6586 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Exactly what I was thinking!

    • @mollysimmons2960
      @mollysimmons2960 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Beyond pathetic...🤦🏻‍♀️
      I think Champ is a noble elderly dog
      Joe & Jill obviously love their German Shepard dogs🐕 🐕
      It’s reassuring to have pets back in the White House🌟🐕🌟🐕👏🏼😊

    • @raqueld4899
      @raqueld4899 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Dogs will be dogs, you spend an hour giving them a bath, cleaning ears, brushing teeth, next thing you know they're rolling on dirt 🤦‍♀️
      I guess those grandpa's have never owned a dog

    • @soonersdevil
      @soonersdevil 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      We got 4 yrs of their Stupidity to hear..

    • @sueburek3725
      @sueburek3725 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      When you get old you don’t look beautiful anymore just look at Mitch McConnell. I think senior dogs are very beautiful and noble.

  • @hisomeonetrackingmuch1309
    @hisomeonetrackingmuch1309 4 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    “WHERE’S THE OUTRAGE?!!?”....
    Umm. We voted him out

    • @ellenhajie2421
      @ellenhajie2421 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      👏👏👏👏👏 good one 👍

    • @famousnobody7574
      @famousnobody7574 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wheeeen??? He still has 3 more years left?

    • @thomashughes_teh
      @thomashughes_teh 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      There was some steel. It could have been high speed rail. It's a wall. How's that for outrage?

    • @hisomeonetrackingmuch1309
      @hisomeonetrackingmuch1309 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@famousnobody7574 ha! Sure Q

    • @hisomeonetrackingmuch1309
      @hisomeonetrackingmuch1309 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@famousnobody7574 I’m referring to tRump when I say we voted the outrage out (answering Jr’s question)

  • @jeremygregorio7472
    @jeremygregorio7472 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Yes Cruz abandoned his dog. That's why they did it

  • @sapid77
    @sapid77 4 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    The German Shepard is beautiful. They just felt threatened 😝

    • @emilydavison2053
      @emilydavison2053 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Looks like a natural dog to me. No self respecting dog enjoys having a bath!

  • @ashahasnain6546
    @ashahasnain6546 4 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    Biden's dog is a rescue! Rescues dont need to be the prettiest, they are survivors and honestly make some of the best pets because they form a special bond with their rescuer.

    • @alexdelaluna404
      @alexdelaluna404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Yeah and Champ has lived a happy life with his family that he loves wholeheartedly and who adore him too. The poor pup has done nothing wrong to be insulted by these shameless monsters on television. This has to be the abysmal bottom of human decency - or the lack of it to be more precise!

    • @Alphasnowbordergirl
      @Alphasnowbordergirl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      It looks like that because its a 12 year old german shepherd and is very old. Most old dogs look a little rough. Dogs that size are considered seniors at 8 years old.

    • @cc1k435
      @cc1k435 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I think he's a great dog with an interesting story. If the Bidens' dogs inspire people to find rescue pets, all the better. That point, of course, would be lost on the GOP, who also allow millions of people to go without food and healthcare every day of the year, so what do we expect?

    • @LittleDeeNJ
      @LittleDeeNJ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@Alphasnowbordergirl senior dogs at 7 years old & most German Shepherds have hip problems, arthritis, and live approx 15 years or little less. Champ looks like a happy loved doggo; hope he stays that way the entire 4 years🥰

    • @conandude76
      @conandude76 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@LittleDeeNJ Don't you mean 8?

  • @shedjammer87
    @shedjammer87 4 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    Derogatory remarks about Biden's dog is grasping at straws.

    • @nisigate
      @nisigate 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They photoshopped the first dogs for publicity very bad taste

    • @ferretfriend5458
      @ferretfriend5458 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Rediculas and extremely childish..

    • @BC2249
      @BC2249 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Even Fingers' dog hates him.

    • @foxydev4056
      @foxydev4056 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You'd better not be talking about Bidens dogs.

    • @foxydev4056
      @foxydev4056 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Trumps dogs you're talking about right.

  • @carolking2640
    @carolking2640 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Always a good job, Jimmy. Thx for showing us the lighter side of life. There are so many things we need to forget. Your Audience appreciates you.👌💜💜💜

  • @adityanarayan9620
    @adityanarayan9620 4 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    Jimmy kimmel nails his videos every time!!!

    • @muximus2771
      @muximus2771 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's because they're all the same and created for sheep. 🐑🐑🐑

  • @The_Jiant
    @The_Jiant 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Shaming dogs. That's the new thing for Newsmax.

  • @elroy8272
    @elroy8272 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    Ted left his dog home in the freezing home without heat!!

    • @misskitty6586
      @misskitty6586 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      And his kids were okay with that? Wow.

    • @alexdelaluna404
      @alexdelaluna404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It must have been a hellish life to be Cruz's dog.

    • @cc1k435
      @cc1k435 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@misskitty6586 Well, he would definitely say that it was their idea.🙄

    • @nicolenelson3853
      @nicolenelson3853 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      But Biden's dog was a little dirty which is apparently much much worse according to Fox lmao

    • @silubr1
      @silubr1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But you forget, he’s a Republican!

  • @yolandadenny8692
    @yolandadenny8692 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    That's right, DTJ! The IRS has long been known as someone to fear--- that includes his daddy, too. It's only fair.

  • @janineboitard6492
    @janineboitard6492 4 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    Imagine if AOC began stumping in Cruz's district as part of the nationwide effort to help Texans??!! Oh man, would that piss off Cruz!! Do it!!!! 😃

    • @kelleybrown1666
      @kelleybrown1666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      AOC has done more for Texas than Cruz, but doesn't she represent New York?

    • @crusheverything4449
      @crusheverything4449 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@kelleybrown1666 - Yes. That’s kinda the whole point.

    • @cms1381
      @cms1381 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Beto and AOC with their actions said to Cruz, this is how its done.
      Reminder, being senator means you're a public servant. This is the public, serve them.

    • @dragonprincess8205
      @dragonprincess8205 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@cms1381 and neither of them are senators

    • @danielgregory3295
      @danielgregory3295 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      His district is the entire state of Texas...

  • @SteveMichaelson
    @SteveMichaelson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    I just got sea sick on the Ted Cruise.... I want my money back!

    • @rosaamarillo2110
      @rosaamarillo2110 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I took a Cruz... I had to flush twice, it’s a long way to Cancun..

    • @bgonza2
      @bgonza2 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rosaamarillo2110 Sra. Amarillo, acaso usted es mexicana?
      Mrs. Amarillo, are you Mexican?

  • @danniboi187
    @danniboi187 4 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    Jesus Christ!! DJT JR's coke habit it getting out of control.

    • @jarrysciligo5395
      @jarrysciligo5395 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It's not a habit, it's a lifestyle. If he's not careful he'll blow out his O-ring just like his daddy and be wearing diapers by the time he's 50.

    • @jimmyconway3844
      @jimmyconway3844 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I wouldn’t worry about jr we have other issues

    • @gardnerhappy2114
      @gardnerhappy2114 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Total nose habit going on with him.

    • @jamescherico3817
      @jamescherico3817 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Junior looks like he's always 2steps from his next snort, pathetic

    • @idalarsen2540
      @idalarsen2540 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@OminousRabbitHole He's a moron on drugs. That makes it worse.
      As a drug addict myself (a PROPER one, not some "coke is the cool, rich dude-drug" addict), he's not one of us. Us drug addicts don't want the shame of being in the same category as Jr. We're way more sensible than he is.

  • @OurWisdom-10
    @OurWisdom-10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Great show Jimmy, very funny. Thank you!!

  • @dennisw64
    @dennisw64 4 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    The parts of that plane were falling nearly as fast as Cancun Cruz's political future...

    • @keithhunter3910
      @keithhunter3910 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Sadly the morons in Texas will re-elect him, unleashing his idiocy on a national level yet again.

    • @teresitauy5532
      @teresitauy5532 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's a good one.

    • @teresitauy5532
      @teresitauy5532 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@keithhunter3910 I agree with you . Short term memory loss , and money works too.

    • @shirleyvz11
      @shirleyvz11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I sincerely wish that was true. But convenient amnesia is thing in America

    • @bgonza2
      @bgonza2 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mr. Dennisw64, since you mentioned Cancun as it pertained to Ted Cruz's recent trip there, may I ask you what is your earliest memory and/or history with my country of Mexico or with Mexicans or with Mexican culture as far back your can possibly remember as a child or teenager in the United States of America?
      In other words how did you first learn about Mexico, Mexicans or about Mexican culture growing up as a kid?
      Perhaps your very first knowledge about Mexico or about Mexican culture was in school, or on the television or radio, or perhaps it was your parents or other family relatives or friends who first introduced to anything relating to Mexican culture? Or perhaps you first learned about Mexico in some other way?
      I'm just curious, and I would truly appreciate your honest responses to all of my questions. Thank you for your time.
      Respectfully,
      Benito Gonzalez Garcia Jr.

  • @aseretvazquezgarza3575
    @aseretvazquezgarza3575 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    I am so tired of the trumps , And please leave the dog alone. Don’t know who was the guy talking about the dog.
    The dog is beautiful and he is an idiot criticizing the dog, don’t you have better things to do? Don’t mess with the dogs!!!!!!!

    • @TheMarPacifico
      @TheMarPacifico 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      And these people get paid to speak stupidity ...what a miserable life of those FOX guys

  • @Blue-ej7rw
    @Blue-ej7rw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Body shaming a dog? How dare you!

  • @lougrand7256
    @lougrand7256 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    Don Jr. Sounds like he's been crying when he talked about his tax returns

    • @margaritaiov330
      @margaritaiov330 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      he‘s probably just coked up.

    • @grahamh1067
      @grahamh1067 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      probably was, there's a good chance there's info there that will implicate him

    • @friendlyneighborhoodhuman
      @friendlyneighborhoodhuman 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Then Lets ask Joe Biden about his REAL tax returns..
      I wonder what he would say..
      Joe Biden : “Aw I paid my taxes to China”

    • @grahamh1067
      @grahamh1067 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@friendlyneighborhoodhuman do you know what a "straw man argument" is?

    • @susanmathers2222
      @susanmathers2222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@friendlyneighborhoodhuman Actually tRump did pay taxes to China.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Yeah.. take care of your dog!
    Oh... I thought we were talking about Ted's dog, that he left to freeze to death when he went to Cancun.

  • @cassandrasmyth8155
    @cassandrasmyth8155 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    That's the first rescue dog in the White House. Maybe he does have some health problems as many rescue dogs do, but he honestly looks healthy and happy to me.

    • @idalarsen2540
      @idalarsen2540 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He looks perfectly healthy. The photo was a bit blurred as well - it wasn't very clear at all. Champ looks amazing in all other photos. He's not only a rescue dog, he's OLD. He's 12 already, and those dogs usually live between 9-13 years. He's perfectly fine and he appears to be extremely well kept.

    • @thegreyhoundnyc
      @thegreyhoundnyc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Every dog should be a rescue.

    • @cindylacy
      @cindylacy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I thought he looked really happy as well 😊

    • @mariarivera1404
      @mariarivera1404 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He bite people like his master

    • @thegreyhoundnyc
      @thegreyhoundnyc 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mariarivera1404 stoops

  • @Nicole-ed1zg
    @Nicole-ed1zg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Dog looks like a normal happy dog. Dirty just means he is running playing having fun.

    • @MariaGutierrez-uw4eb
      @MariaGutierrez-uw4eb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It’s a sign that is a healthy dog.

    • @cuccicucci4480
      @cuccicucci4480 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MariaGutierrez-uw4eb He's more alert than those reporters making fun of him

    • @mariahgrimes207
      @mariahgrimes207 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think he’s an older dog also.

  • @carterfamily5006
    @carterfamily5006 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Jimmy's got a funny laugh!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Love it❤️❤️❤️

  • @ryangentle9940
    @ryangentle9940 4 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    Who else loves Jimmy Kimmel?

    • @Faith_First
      @Faith_First 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I DO, I DO, I DO!!!! I LOVE JIMMY
      😍♥️😍♥️😍♥️😍♥️😍♥️😍♥️

    • @winxred12
      @winxred12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yes 😍 hehehe who wouldn’t love Jimmy

    • @aljeanmckenzie1056
      @aljeanmckenzie1056 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Meeee

    • @ethangentle6289
      @ethangentle6289 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@sofiagrundy3610 why u here then?

    • @traitor4432
      @traitor4432 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Jimmy kimmel hearted this, btw I’m subbed

  • @nigeh5326
    @nigeh5326 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Dirty and dishevelled ?
    You mean like Ted Cruz’s reputation

    • @alexdelaluna404
      @alexdelaluna404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      If only he ever HAD one except for being a lyin' Cruz without shame and a spine.

    • @geekdivaherself
      @geekdivaherself 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ted Fled.

    • @lukeben2131
      @lukeben2131 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      BURN

  • @doctorthirteen5727
    @doctorthirteen5727 4 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    Eric and Don Jr. really want their dad to love them don't they.

    • @cc1k435
      @cc1k435 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      It's been the same for generations.

    • @denasharpe2393
      @denasharpe2393 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Very very sad

    • @silubr1
      @silubr1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Like their old man before them. Cat’s in the Cradle …

    • @wildones9339
      @wildones9339 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      DESPERATELY...if he could take his eyes off Ivanka long enough, perhaps they'd have a chance.

    • @gabesarti7184
      @gabesarti7184 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It is a fruitless effort

  • @hectordavila5782
    @hectordavila5782 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Guillermo you jumping into Jimmy's arms is so funny and so awesome I love you both I love this show

  • @carloantonruales4560
    @carloantonruales4560 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    i dont know whats more impressive, guillermo jumping onto jimmy or jimmy catching him :D

    • @carloantonruales4560
      @carloantonruales4560 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      omg i just got a LIKE from jimmy? no way! not to overstep my boundaries here jimmy but just for once i think u should do that to Matt Damon, and after that u can go back to torturing him and whatnot. :) much love from the Philippines

  • @at0micbunnygirl
    @at0micbunnygirl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    "They're like Bert and Ernie with brain tumors." Lol!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @blakewilliamson8267
      @blakewilliamson8267 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thats f---n funny!

    • @jamc666
      @jamc666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      result of inbreeding ... sad!

    • @SithLordNefaar022
      @SithLordNefaar022 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Something is *VERY* wrong with them broads 🤣🙄

    • @annclough7767
      @annclough7767 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Are they for real, I dont think so, they're idiots.

  • @Thatsmegigi
    @Thatsmegigi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Holy hell-DJTJ looks totally out of it. Don’t worry-I’m sure it’s just the “lights”...

    • @CastleBrookKrew
      @CastleBrookKrew 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Or the mad amounts of uppers he does before he goes on some no sense argument. He's just like his dad say anything and everything to stay on top.

    • @carriefox1146
      @carriefox1146 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Drugs

    • @thisguy9819
      @thisguy9819 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was too distracted by the fact that he admitted the NY times report on Trump's taxes was accurate.

    • @Thatsmegigi
      @Thatsmegigi 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      In case it wasn’t obvious, my comment was sarcasm...

  • @DMarie-qg4jp
    @DMarie-qg4jp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Jimmy always get me out of depression thanks jimmy for keeping me sane .

  • @jaynorris3722
    @jaynorris3722 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    My god, didn't know Bieden had such power over the weather. He made the artic blast happen.

  • @seanwilliams8311
    @seanwilliams8311 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Damn Diamond & Silk set us back 400 years...they are a Minstrel show...

  • @DanHiteshew-oneandonly
    @DanHiteshew-oneandonly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I'd be wearing a mask while dragging out someone's old carpet, despite a pandemic. Lol

    • @merry.minimalism
      @merry.minimalism 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Exactly! I tore out our carpet a few years ago and wore a mask, lots of debris and dust that came up.... I probably should have vacuumed more lol

  • @Carmen-ml7uc
    @Carmen-ml7uc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    He is a joke! He is more worried about his future which is honestly in trouble. Bye, bye Teddy!!

    • @tylerjakes6674
      @tylerjakes6674 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hello
      How are you doing?
      Hope you and your family are safe

  • @janetjasven9808
    @janetjasven9808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Aren’t you supposed to quarantine upon arrival from another country?!?!? 🤬

    • @joselandin1203
      @joselandin1203 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes 14 days but since Ted Cruz is very powerful senator he obviously doesn’thave to quarantine

  • @energizme100
    @energizme100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Cruz should have been quarantining after Int'l Flight. Here Cruz is "working" mask less.

  • @ACEBeantown
    @ACEBeantown 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    One of the best segment in a long time. That My Pillow commercial was a forever classic.

  • @MrStatepatrick
    @MrStatepatrick 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love how Jimmy never dwells on things, always sharp!!

  • @NEVY503
    @NEVY503 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    The “My pillow” commercial got me rolling 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @latrecearobinson7731
    @latrecearobinson7731 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    Jr needs 2 JUST SAY NO TO DRUGS “ Allegedly” 🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️😂😂

    • @Charmaine6645
      @Charmaine6645 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      His eyes were glassy as hell

  • @studiosandi
    @studiosandi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    He had to escort his girls out there how did they make it home by themselves?

    • @thisbushnell4824
      @thisbushnell4824 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ted's wife and his old college roommate stayed with them. Ummmm, wait. What?

  • @thebookkeeper8404
    @thebookkeeper8404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    GW Bush DEREGULATED the TEXAS utilities - were the tax saving worth it?
    Just listened (on youtube) to Billie Holliday singing Strange Fruit. What an awful footnote to our nation’s history - very sad.

  • @mypillowguy445
    @mypillowguy445 4 ปีที่แล้ว +360

    The Chinese have nicknames for the Trump kids:
    Don Jr - Dim Son
    Eric - Dim and Then Sum

  • @jimit_up4974
    @jimit_up4974 4 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    Hats off to AOC for how much more she’s done for Texas than teddy boy

    • @bernardfinucane2061
      @bernardfinucane2061 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The best Republicans can think of is imitating Democrats (while bad mouthing Democrats). They literally have no idea of what government is for and what they are supposed to do when elected.

    • @beedee9534
      @beedee9534 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ted should be in Prison little Fidel Castro wanna be

    • @julianwaugh8221
      @julianwaugh8221 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      AOC for president!

  • @Neojhun
    @Neojhun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    My Pillows by Dominion, I soo want to see that.

  • @merlinsorangetabby
    @merlinsorangetabby 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Who looks like a sweet boy??!! That beautiful German shepherd, sweet face!

  • @onebylandtwoifbysearunifby5475
    @onebylandtwoifbysearunifby5475 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Ted Cruz going to Mexico 🇲🇽
    Wasn't a problem.
    Problem is: he came back.

    • @sarahservantez4295
      @sarahservantez4295 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wtf are you doing in Texas then

    • @jamtommy6446
      @jamtommy6446 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Awwww

    • @bgonza2
      @bgonza2 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey One by land, since you mentioned my country of Mexico as it pertained to Ted Cruz's trip to Cancun, may I ask you what is your earliest memory and/or history with my country of Mexico or with Mexicans or with Mexican culture as far back your can possibly remember as a child or teenager in the United States of America?
      In other words how did you first learn about Mexico, Mexicans or about Mexican culture growing up as a kid?
      Perhaps your very first knowledge about Mexico or about Mexican culture was in school, or on the television or radio, or perhaps it was your parents or other family relatives or friends who first introduced to anything relating to Mexican culture? Or perhaps you first learned about Mexico in some other way?
      I'm just curious, and I would truly appreciate your honest responses to all of my questions. Thank you for your time.
      Respectfully,
      Benito Gonzalez Garcia Jr.
      P.S. We here in Mexico, do NOT want Ted Cruz in Mexico, He's all yours thank you very much.

    • @onebylandtwoifbysearunifby5475
      @onebylandtwoifbysearunifby5475 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bgonza2 Well, i think it's the same as any bordering State. It's taught in schools fairly early as geography. And later as part of social studies.
      Culture is not as much of a focus as events. So in History, the early American history generally covers Mexico being west of the Mississippi, and later Texas chomping a bit more land. (Although it is surprising many Americans don't know how large of a Country Mexico was, and that many of them are living in historically Mexican land. So i shouldn't generalize that education to all American school children).
      As far as culture, usually older students study that as a part of Social Studies. Say. 13 or 14 y.o.'s.
      Of course, education varies depending on proximity. States closer to the Mexican border are likely to focus more on their nearest neighbors,, while States closer to the 45th Parallel are likely to focus more on Canada.
      The first exposure most people probably have to other cultures is food. There are a lot of Mexican restaurants in most of the US, so that is likely a child's early exposure. Of course Mexican decor and people are typically there as well.
      The holidays of other cultures are probably the second earliest exposure after food. As everyone likes food and holidays, that isn't surprising. And holidays are used to teach cultural ideas fairly early, probably 7-9 y.o.'s.
      Of course, television cannot be left out, as many children see new things there for the first time. As it is easier than traveling to different areas in person, we should assume many first exposures come from both entertainment and documentaries.
      Well, all of the above is highly varied. Perhaps it is an over-generalization. On the other hand, it seems like a logical path for many, even if not an "official" process.
      Well, hope that helps some.
      (And we can throw in several Congress people with Ted Cruz. We have this woman, Margie Trainwreck Greene. She's in Congress, and you can have her for FREE. [No returns. All sales final.] Free shipping included. Reconsider?)

    • @bgonza2
      @bgonza2 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @The Maelström My apologies Maelstrom, I misunderstood your former comment. Thank you for your clarification.

  • @JDempsey23
    @JDempsey23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    Imagine being so politically misinformed and paranoid that you don’t even believe the snow is real...

    • @tuikkur.5655
      @tuikkur.5655 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Well, that looked like a ball of ice, and it acted just like a ball of ice acts when you heat it with fire. I should know, I've lived in Finland my whole life and tried to burn ice hundreds of times. This lady couldn't even tell a difference between ice and snow... 🙄❄❄

    • @queensrule4450
      @queensrule4450 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@tuikkur.5655 In addition to that, if you put the lighter, Zippo or not, that close, then there isn't enough oxygen for the flame to have an effect.
      And it was obviously melting when she took the lighter away.
      These people are insane. Everything that doesn't go their way is somehow being caused by some prominent person they know nothing about.
      Pathetic.

    • @nancydecoste1455
      @nancydecoste1455 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I'm glad she's not my neighbour.

    • @CKing-388
      @CKing-388 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@queensrule4450 Water also can be solid (ice snow), liquid (water), and a gas (steam). When they put a flame to it the ice ball goes from a solid to a gas.

    • @jamesellis701
      @jamesellis701 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@CKing-388 exactly, and thinking Hispanics and blacks can figure out how to use the internet, those right wing nutjobs

  • @ntandosekay
    @ntandosekay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    As a woman of colour ,when I hear Diamond & Silk's voices, I quickly change channels.

    • @doloresabdelwahed9878
      @doloresabdelwahed9878 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      am with you they look and sounds like fools they are a embarrassment

  • @rennysherrow3035
    @rennysherrow3035 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is ur best yet! Love the greeting from Guillermo Jimmy.

  • @JRandaII
    @JRandaII 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    Texas:
    - privatize the gains
    - socialize the losses

  • @marymcmahon659
    @marymcmahon659 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    I want to borrow a My Pillow to shut Donnie Jr. up!

    • @tylerjakes6674
      @tylerjakes6674 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hello Mary
      How are you doing?
      Hope you and your family are safe??

  • @poorthing
    @poorthing 4 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    How did American get so many crazy people. Those Trump sons, WHY are they relevant? Pillow guy?
    Zircon & Poly ?

    • @illyriumus2938
      @illyriumus2938 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I am confused too lol. Seems like an experimental cloning of idiots gone wrong!

    • @livewiiiiire
      @livewiiiiire 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Fox News is the only way they can talk to their dad anymore

    • @lynnbushell9312
      @lynnbushell9312 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Entertainment seems to be the real news these days. WTF. Anyway, we are slowly sliding back to normal with the new government. They actually have a real idea about how to further the USA. Look forward folks, things are going to actually get better.

    • @desertfoxmj7148
      @desertfoxmj7148 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      nah it's the same with other nations, it's just we got some more of everything. everything is bigger with us. including lunacy and a non-presidential dog. XD

    • @Brett_S_420
      @Brett_S_420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Watch the movie "Idiocracy" and you will understand.

  • @sarahferguson1830
    @sarahferguson1830 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Diamond and silk are suspiciously enthusiastic about their ignorance.

    • @tylerjakes6674
      @tylerjakes6674 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hello Sarah
      How are you doing?
      Hope you and your family are safe?

    • @justadad6677
      @justadad6677 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      they got famous for being batshit crazy. They gonna keep up the stick until money dries out, then they gonna come out reborn, and selling books about how they went down the rabbit hole and believe in all kinds of conspiracies and lies.

    • @ladyointheatl5574
      @ladyointheatl5574 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Embarrassment to Black women.

    • @chrissharpe7119
      @chrissharpe7119 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think diamond and silk are a comedy duo that are just acting no one can be that ignorant..... Can they??

    • @meeranaidu4656
      @meeranaidu4656 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Allegedly, allegedly, allegedly"

  • @anthonyhewetson5086
    @anthonyhewetson5086 4 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    That is actually a pretty healthy looking 12 year old dog.

    • @ntw3002
      @ntw3002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Maybe they've never had a dog live that long

    • @anondecepticon
      @anondecepticon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Agree, he’s looking great for his age. I don’t even see any shed undercoat in that photo, which means he’s getting brushed often.

    • @jamesellis701
      @jamesellis701 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maybe the dog should be president, he looks a lot better than Massa Biden

    • @Be1smaht
      @Be1smaht 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not reslly

    • @jamesellis701
      @jamesellis701 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Richard Pierpoint Nah, I'm bueno

  • @PBandJ229
    @PBandJ229 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "He lent a helping hoof" 😭🤣

  • @BarbadosBeerFestival
    @BarbadosBeerFestival 4 ปีที่แล้ว +582

    You know when a president doing a good job when all the can talk about is a dog.

    • @boatymsboatface3929
      @boatymsboatface3929 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Right?!!!💕

    • @sunshine3914
      @sunshine3914 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Talking trash about a 14-yr-old dog.

    • @indiabarbados8523
      @indiabarbados8523 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      14 years that's a long time, he must have been well cared for by a nice owner.

    • @johnsokolowski4433
      @johnsokolowski4433 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      So you really think he's doing a good job? Prior to being elected he said he had a cure for the covid-19. Said he was going to reveal it after he got elected. Why would he wait if he had a cure for it. And by the way he got his vaccine slightly over a week before he was elected. So wasn't him that came up with the vaccine. He also reversed Donald Trump's ville on maintenance drugs such as insulin. My insulin has more than doubled in cost since he's been elected. Oh and where is the stimulus check of $2,000 he promised all Americans. I haven't seen any progress on that.

    • @Concro123
      @Concro123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@johnsokolowski4433 Either you’re trolling or you’re just stupid. First of all, that is a blatant lie; nobody has ever claimed to have a cure for COVID. A vaccine isn’t a complete cure for the virus, how slow do you have to be to not understand basic medical concepts? Second, the Democrats are pushing for the $2000 direct payments but the Republicans have blocked the bill for months because they want to give massive sums of money to billionaire owners. Honestly people like you are proud to be ignorant and it’s clear you aren’t interested in the truth, you just recite unfounded claims and blatant lies from NewsMax, Fox News, and the spineless, pathetic, shameless Republican weasels in congress

  • @babyyvie
    @babyyvie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Instead of staged pics, show me a 30 minute video of him doing manual labor to help 🙄🙄🙄

  • @nbbim2012
    @nbbim2012 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    A helping hoof.... Ted on arrival- great lines for the entire video. Whoever sent the mariachi band is an absolute legend & should win a Nobel Prize !!!!!!!
    P.S. Greg Kelly has been trash for DECADES whilst Diamond & Silk are beyond moronic

  • @GaryTurbo
    @GaryTurbo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    "Im in alot of hot water, a thing people in Texas dont have"
    -Ted Cruz

  • @mirhurta77
    @mirhurta77 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Idk how anybody can watch the bachelor or bachelorette. It is the epitome of CRINGE.

    • @lawrencelampke6007
      @lawrencelampke6007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I love watching jimmy, but when he starts talking about the bachelor I immediately switch the channel. Probably an abc required thing, but it is fuc-ing stupid blathering about nothing and l find it nauseating

    • @mirhurta77
      @mirhurta77 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lawrencelampke6007 yeah you can tell he gets paid to watch that garbage 😂

  • @klondike316
    @klondike316 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    December 7, 1941. September 11, 2001. January 6, 2021. We will never forget. God bless those that lost their lives on attacks against the United States of America.

  • @redjacks09
    @redjacks09 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    hearing these people speak reminds me of that scene from Billy Madison: "At no point in your rambling, incoherent response, were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it"

  • @livetime5815
    @livetime5815 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Ted Man Walking.

    • @fathfez7991
      @fathfez7991 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      **pun detected**

    • @drboze6781
      @drboze6781 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      More of a shamble than a walk.

  • @jenbrown4879
    @jenbrown4879 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    So uncool to trash Biden’s dog. Unreal

  • @openmind763
    @openmind763 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This episode of Kimmel was hilariously funny.

  • @katem331
    @katem331 4 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    Let’s not forget that he left his dogs in his freezing home and planned to be gone for days.

    • @ME2K23
      @ME2K23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      What!?... Don Jr was left alone in little ted's house? 😉

    • @agf1700
      @agf1700 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I actually find that almost more difficult to forgive than leaving freezing Texas for Cancun....Almost!

    • @ksc743
      @ksc743 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@agf1700 same.

    • @MrDogonjon
      @MrDogonjon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Are you talking about Ted putting his dog in a crate strapped to the roof of the car because it was sick?

    • @bggraham83
      @bggraham83 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Freezing? Thought the snow was hot

  • @deelee1569
    @deelee1569 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    She wasn't even considering that the snow is currently melting...mind blowing 🤯

    • @tylerjakes6674
      @tylerjakes6674 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hello
      How are you doing?
      Hope you and your family are safe

  • @mrdexs
    @mrdexs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    When all you got is a panel complaining that the dog is the worst dressed.

    • @florete2310
      @florete2310 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Right-wing media and internet presence is turning the United States into one giant open-air loony bin. Jesus Christ... Get well soon, America.

    • @jimmyconway3844
      @jimmyconway3844 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@florete2310 and CNN is not contributing...

    • @florete2310
      @florete2310 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jimmyconway3844 Still no excuse to opt for those right-wing bs outlets where they serve people straight out lies with no boundaries whatsoever. Sure, every media outlet has donors and an agenda, true - and there was never a time when people didn't have to read between the lines. That was ALWAYS the case. But what its happening in this day and age, all that conspiracy bs and the peddling to a wannabe autocrat (even though he isn't even in office anymore) - it's just madness... plain and simple...

    • @jimmyconway3844
      @jimmyconway3844 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@florete2310 my point was it’s not just alt right sources that are doing it. I do agree it’s pathetic.

  • @bluestrife28
    @bluestrife28 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As a Texan, thank you Jimmy.

  • @willritter4076
    @willritter4076 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "You think a dog wouldn't know how to spell bacon?"
    Jimmy did such an underrated job of sneaking that one in!

  • @Rene0410
    @Rene0410 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Jimmy is so damn hilarious. He cracks me up with every show.

    • @danielspillman7145
      @danielspillman7145 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      So funny when Anthony Anderson forced him to say Black Lives Matter.. Hilarious ...

    • @samanthamoore6961
      @samanthamoore6961 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      This one is the funniest episode in a while

  • @lowdown1222
    @lowdown1222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The snow in Texas isn't real? Well I live in Houston Texas. And the snow outside my house and in the neighborhood looked and felt real to me.

    • @Violet-qf8dr
      @Violet-qf8dr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What do they think it's made of?

  • @deniseboldea1624
    @deniseboldea1624 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    The dog is not dirty, that is his natural coloring!

    • @g0679
      @g0679 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @xrpmarkyb
      Watch more Hannity.
      He graduated high school.
      Nothing else, though.

    • @forgeustiss6667
      @forgeustiss6667 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      They don't like coloured dogs or people of colour

    • @unquietgrave4444
      @unquietgrave4444 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      it's literally just an old dog thing. German shepherds live up to 9-13 years and Champ is already 12 which is basically 80+ in human years.

    • @M4VTCNH2
      @M4VTCNH2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He doesn’t love dogs. What a pathetic and vile person.

    • @vikaz3408
      @vikaz3408 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dont mind them.... they just prove they’re not dog lovers. 😂 stupidity to the highest level🙄

  • @trentalpha7749
    @trentalpha7749 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Those two black ladies are like the character sketches from key and peele 😂

  • @Hayhayokaykay
    @Hayhayokaykay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    “Water damaged house” *rips new carpet from a new house*

    • @denisiaespino1804
      @denisiaespino1804 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Or was it a house about to have carpet installed, and made it look like it was coming up? From what I seen was just that🤷🏽‍♀️🤣

    • @mattjamison484
      @mattjamison484 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      People were dying but let's make sure these rich a-holes who voted for me have nice new carpet.

  • @lisaaustin8150
    @lisaaustin8150 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Every time Don Jr talks I'm waiting for his teeth to fall out of his mouth!😂😂😬

    • @stevieme8642
      @stevieme8642 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm just waiting for the grainy video of the trump boys doing coke and drinking with roger stone while planning a drug deal that they'll use to finance their comebacks!

    • @danielspillman7145
      @danielspillman7145 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stephanie Avebury you mean like Hunter and Bidens little niece ? So funny

    • @NoSpam1891
      @NoSpam1891 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      First the brain, then the teeth.

  • @MichaelM-yt6ww
    @MichaelM-yt6ww 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Honestly the late night lineup is fire on all networks. Love it!