I agree it's ridiculous but at the same time it's the sugar and preservatives that keep it lasting as long as it has. I like to think sugar is the salt that kept meats like jerky in the old times
I think it's safe to assume that whoever made the decision to put a giant mass of tootsie roll on the top of the ration is the reason Ash-Jon corporation no longer exists.
Jay Slomine Like why would CIA bother to be in the buisness of making MRE? Whats their angle? I do not se it lol If they wanna test stuff, they just poison a whole rural community.
MrDanisve I don’t fully agree with your statement. But at the same time you do have a good point with it. The CIA has better things to do than ass around with MREs.
Just when I feel like giving up on people, I find someone utterly charming, eccentric (without forced wackyness), engaging, funny - no swearing, stupid music, jump cutting. You put a smile on my face - thanks dude.
He actually opens it from the bottom, and probably wouldn't want to poke a hole in the top for presentation's sake. These are historical artifacts after all.
I guess that all of the dislikes are from people who think you shouldn't open the mres....like they are rare toys or something... Fuck em'... I think it's awesome that you do open them! I rather see them opened and enjoyed like you do, then them being stuck behind glass! Keep it up brah! Ya brave bastard!
From what I've seen in other videos, they would have eventually bulged and probably pop open anyways. Better it be opened now and whatever is left can be sent to collectors or a museum.
+Steve1989 MREinfo Probably a good thing asylums have been shutdown nationwide for a long time now. They would probably try to commit you and all your viewers.
+Steve1989 MREinfo We've got some strange idea of group therapy then. Watching and listening to you eat food most of us wouldn't touch with a broomstick.
Whenever you're starving on a life raft in the middle of the sea, yes, you are. It's packed with calories and fat that your body can store so you don't keel over as fast.
In regards to that main entrée you heated up, you should have added about a half a cup of dry red wine, some diced shallots and some fresh herbs, then simmered it slowly for about another 40 years or so. Bon Appétit !
How many of us are waiting for that one time when he takes a bite out of something, and after we hear "eurgh!", "hmmm...", " er?", we see vomit suddenly spray across the tray... 😂
IT WILL NOT SPOIL AS QUICKLY AS FOOD AND THE SUGAR CALORIES ARE UNBEATABLE. IF YOU ARE IN A LIFEBOAT YOU DO NOT WANT REGULAR FOOD AS IT WILL DEHYDRATE YOU AND CANDY DOES NOT. I IMAGINE YOU WOULD NEVER PASS A CANDY SHOP WITHOUT A FLASHBACK IF YOU HAD TO SURVIVE ON THIS STUFF FOR A WEEK OR TWO BUT HEY, BETTER FOR YOUR TEETH.
Russian roulette with botulism and rancid fats instead of bullets. But I'm confident you've done your due diligence - heard you talk about the "hiss"many times, bulged cans, wearing gloves and a mask, so I think (and hope) you'll be okay. Very much enjoy watching you open fossilized MREs and other emergency rations. To your health!
+Steve1989 MREinfo haha it was like a minute and a half of you just shaking it but i have to say it was worth watching! i've been fascinated by your videos recently haha
American emergency rations - Chocolate, gum drops, vitamins, and more chocolate. American military rations - Bread, candy, gum, coffee, chocolate Foreign military rations - Rice, beans, meat
Jeez, your cooking a cow patty. Steve you'll eat anything !!! Your tombstone will say " He would eat anything, anytime, any decade. Thanks for sharing !!! Lmao !!!
Holy Shit! This was a souvenir from the U.S.S. United States?! WOW what a unique specimen. It was the first built, and subsequently now only surviving prototype of early cruise ships engineered and built to serve as one of the first US luxury liners after world war 2 and it was capable of being fully converted into a troop carrying warship literally within a few days if the order were given. Her dying hull is currently sitting somewhere in pennsylvania's waterways. This was very likely one of thousands of MRE's like it kept on that ship at all times in the keel storage in the event the ship needed to be quickly switched to wartime mode and as such could allow docking and loading of troops virtually with no turn over time needed. It was also for its time one of the fastest ships of its size ever built. It was an absolutely fascinating ship and so was it's history. Around 1970 or so is when the ship was decommisioned for its wartime usefullness and became a straight forward cruiseliner, as such the MRE's were likely given away as sovenigers just like this one until the reserves were spent. You may very well have one of the last surviving examples! cherish it.
Dude i love the words and emphasis you use to describe the tastes and smells hahaha, You sound like a stereotypical surfer who says "Duuuude" love it man
Next time when melting chocolate, it is best to basically boil water in a pot then put a bowl on top of the pot and put the chocolate in the bowl. edit: Glass works best, just make sure it can withstand the heat, obviously don't use a plastic bowl.
next time you encounter something like that, boil it in a pot full of water, but put it in either a seal-a-meal bag or a Ziploc freezer bag before you put it in the water.
Skip boiling plastic bags, unless they're commercial food-grade ones specifically for boiling you leech toxic stuff into the food. Won't kill you then and there most likely but it's carcinogenic, no need to give yourself higher risk of cancer
the stamp on the bottom of the can indicates where this ration came from, the liner SS United States. it was likely auctioned off in 1984 as an auction was held in that year, selling off her remaining fixtures and fittings. this probably came from from a liferaft on the SS United States, a cruise liner built with a still classified hull design and heavily subsidised by the US government. she was built ostensibly as a cruise liner, but was built for easy conversion into a troopship or hosptial ship, capable of carrying 15,000 troops. she could manage 35 knots and could keep that up for 10,000 miles before needing to be reoiled. she had four of the most powerful steam turbines ever made for a merchant ship, each generating 60,000 shaft horse power. she was of very light tonnage for her size, due to most of her superstructure being made of aluminium. she is docked in philadelphia, PA, still afloat, but in a very dilapidated state awaiting to be towed away to be cut up for scrap. the reduction in demand for luxurious transoceanic liners during the jet age being the sounding of her death knell...
@Demon Rat Fun fact, they wanted to fake the moon landing. But discovered building the set would be too expensive, so they sent a team to the moon to take footage for the faked press release.
@Larry no it’s just gross you’d comment that in such a manor. Also the fact you keep coming back to comment amazes me. But it’s out of pocket and wasn’t needed. But thank you I was just quoting him cause it was funny he said it smelled foul but still decided to try something that could potentially hurt him. Just trynna enjoy a video sir.
Wow, amazing! And the best thing about this one for me? The fact that it's a souvenir from the S.S. United States! It combines two of my biggest interests: old rations and old luxury liners. And how's this for a coincidence, it was JUST announced that a deal has been made to attempt to bring the old United States back as a modern liner after decades of being laid up. It has been sitting tied up in Philadelphia for (I believe) 18 years now and the future looked extremely bleak. We'll see what happens, but hopefully things will turn out for the best. Thanks for the entertaining and informative review Steve!
+gschultz9 Wow it will be great to see the SS United States back on the high seas. I imagine she has held up well as she is mostly made of aluminum i believe. Do you know if they plan to restore her as an ocean liner or as a Hotel and convention center like the Queen Mary in Long Beach,Ca ?
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"Sorry this is kinda gross"
*proceeds to eat 45 year old food*
Lol
"you know what I think I'm going to do with this, I think I'm going to eat some of it"
my face ಠ_ಠ
That was exactly my reaction xD
I had a commercial at the end about eating healthy, I died
And actually disappointed that the ration was not older!
Steve- why do I do this?
Us- why do I watch this?
It just works man. This is youtube gold.
Haha exactly
jhaz89 yeah
Sorry Randy beat you out for the Nobel prize in science.
.....
..
“You sickos..” *Takes another large bite*
Yessss
And in the news today, man found dead surrounded by chocolate carbon dated to 7000BC
Note nearby stated "For my viewers."
Lol
ROFLMAO
lmfao
سو ب
Malcolm Zzerosignal ROLGDITTOPADEEIOTY!
I have no clue why I watch these..but I just can't stop...so entertaining.👍
I enjoy the packaging and the typography.
+guilherme o not to mention this dudes pretty funny
same here
Same here
same here to
Moral of the story is: "If it doesn't hiss, somethings a miss."
Nice
Mkay
PERFECT
But be careful of the dreaded super hiss that spews liquid botulism
Oh gosh
NICE
"Kinda tastes like a Tootsie Roll. Not bad augh that's pretty nasty augh argh I can't turn back now...ughhh"
Steve has the best reactions lol
"aw man I missed my trashcan again"
If there are any Discovery Channel producers scouring YT looking for new talent, Steve should definitely have his own show. I’d watch it.
@Anton Zuykov Your name sounds Slavic.
Me too lol
I'll bet that tootsie-roll concoction is what sunk the Edmund Fitzgerald!
weon tonto,
imbecil
Tv is awful. Internet is the future
Does his Life Insurance Company know that he pulls these shenanigans?
That stuff is probably healthier and safer than most of the stuff you eat at fast food restaurants nowadays lol
@@bigmoney66b true af
LOL
@Mike Harper i ate there today
Mike Harper i eat there weekly you just cant appreciate good food
i love it when you say "hey it's pretty good, oh wait uhh..oh! ugh! it's actually..uhh! nasty!"
they all do the same thing and im kinda getting tired of it! what is it, good or bad?! or how about just OK? grrrrrr... lol
I know right? lol I think we need shirts with our favourite Steve quotes on them
trapdoorguppi I'd probably wear a shirt that just says "nice" tbh
"Nice!"
mike roma Then that "hurk" there for s second on that "chocolate". :-P
"Aw man, I missed my garbage can again"
"Nice."
I CANT WITH YOUR NAME MAN
Me: "Steve how do you stay in such great shape?"
Steve: "I open 100 cans a day with only my handy keychain P-38."
Starves to death trying to open ration. lol
Ikr
Then dies eating one.
2 weak 2 open,starts 2 😢😂😂😂😖🤦🏾
Yess
burns more calories to open than it replaces
When he tried the tropical chocolate he sounded like an NPC in an old action RPG taking damage over time
IronianKnight lmfao
Totally nailed it
what? lol. Yeah, he did.
😅😅
@Scott Memelord no that would heal him
"Wholesome Nutritious and Sustaining!"
Ingredients: vitamins, sugar,
sugar, sugar, sugar, flour, sugar
salt, shortening, cornstarch, oil, more sugar, artificial flavors,
food coloring.
I agree it's ridiculous but at the same time it's the sugar and preservatives that keep it lasting as long as it has. I like to think sugar is the salt that kept meats like jerky in the old times
Actually I probably would eat the Jelly bars but everything else in there I wouldn't eat the other stuff.
Probably healthier than most of the chemically processed “food” we eat today
you're probably the bravest MRE reviewer on youtube
+FN-0811 Have to say dumbest as well..
sawye1234 it's for science, friend
Agent Bill Wilson
That’s a big MRE
4U
OMG nuts
Steve "That smells kind of nasty, let me taste it, not bad? oooh that tastes horrible". lol
Steve is a masochist
Lol
Tbh i’d be the same..
steve: you sickos
me, with a grin on my face: that's me
nice
Steve1989MREInfo dude you’re awesome
Exactly me lmao
@@jeremiah3926 nice
Yep. One of his sickos too.
I think it's safe to assume that whoever made the decision to put a giant mass of tootsie roll on the top of the ration is the reason Ash-Jon corporation no longer exists.
It was at the bottom (as he opened from bottom-up). Not that trying to get it out from the bottom stuck like that would have been better.
Jay Slomine Like why would CIA bother to be in the buisness of making MRE? Whats their angle? I do not se it lol
If they wanna test stuff, they just poison a whole rural community.
MrDanisve I don’t fully agree with your statement. But at the same time you do have a good point with it. The CIA has better things to do than ass around with MREs.
Darth Vadar Ass Around, lol
Michael Mace that is what we say in the UK lol
"What has been smelled cannot be unsmelled" - peak western civilization philosophical insight
Chris P it's cool. aaaa
Thanks.
From the looks of that block in the pan seen works also lol
Your commentary is absolutely phenomenal.
after seeing Steve's chef skills, we know why he eats so many MREs
After seeing his stove I know why he eats so many MREs!!!!!
JoeyRetroRockets same
True though!
That's hilarious.
He tried to fry that thing. With oil and water. Lol!!!
Just when I feel like giving up on people, I find someone utterly charming, eccentric (without forced wackyness), engaging, funny - no swearing, stupid music, jump cutting. You put a smile on my face - thanks dude.
"It smells kind of rancid......and good" steve is the only person who would use the word rancid and good in the same sentence
On his Tomb stone will be the following -
"I'm cooking a massive Tootsi roll from 50 years ago"
Did I literally just watch a guy, fight a block of chocolate, for 4 minutes?
The Red Gamer the tootsie roll won
Seems like it.
The Red Gamer yes........yes you did LMFAO
I just watched it for 20 fucking minutes
BAHAHAHAHH
love to watch stuff like this when the rain is pourin', lightning outside.. so homely and cosy.
"Why do I do this?! Ugh!" Proceeds to eat half of the demon bar. Hahahaha Steve you're awesome!
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Coast Guard logic: You're supposed to dip the giant block of chocolate in the sea to make sea salt flavored chocolate.
This was one entertaining review. I had tears listening to your description of the Hershey Tropical Chocolate. Steve, you are the man.
Fun fact 3:01 isn't actually a time lapse, Steve just gets very excited about MREs sometimes.
underrated
@@antipsychotic451it has 106 likes.
So you hated the Hershey bar, but you took 45 more bites, if you vomit for the next 40 days, just remember, we enjoyed watching this one.
Did you mean 4-5?
Oh gosh.. I can’t imagine
Taking 45 bites of something
THAT rancid.. ugh…
Netflix: Are you still watching?
Us: 5:41
😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Jesus dude
Lmfao 😂😂
5:41 : Short for Prostate Cancer Prevention Check
why am I watching this? why do i find this entertaining?why?!
+Tea Same! Lol
+Tea exact same here!
Kept waiting for it to be over.
7sonicmario ILUMINATI! 😂
"not bad!" oh. wait. thats pretty nasty. oh. oh. there's no turning back now. haha. that had me dying. xD
***** I had a blast watching and hearing your reaction! Haha.
I'm sitting here screaming at my computer, "Put an air hole in the bottom to reduce the vacuum."
He actually opens it from the bottom, and probably wouldn't want to poke a hole in the top for presentation's sake. These are historical artifacts after all.
Lol
Contents list, 45 year old:
Tootsie Roll Brick
Jelly Rocks
Bland Biscuits
Chalk and Cocoa Bars &
Strange Tablets
Breakfast of Champions
Tropical Hershey bar, is actually condensed cardboard bar! Coco flavor.
@@MichaelJohnson-kx3ln What???
Undoubtedly, the most hilarious review I've seen so far! You're a legend!
I love how he seems shocked that the food is hard as a rock and tastes bad after 40 - 50 years.
Cooking with Steve 1989: today we're cooking a hard chocolate tootsie Roll bread
Ever since I've started watching this channel I've wanted to buy and eat an MRE.
alex bajayo theyre gross
Same
jonbravo2 probably did and probably died hence the no reply 🤔😂
Thank you Steve for taking that second, third, and fourth bite of chocolate. I enjoyed every minute of it!
I guess that all of the dislikes are from people who think you shouldn't open the mres....like they are rare toys or something... Fuck em'... I think it's awesome that you do open them! I rather see them opened and enjoyed like you do, then them being stuck behind glass! Keep it up brah! Ya brave bastard!
From what I've seen in other videos, they would have eventually bulged and probably pop open anyways. Better it be opened now and whatever is left can be sent to collectors or a museum.
"Ah, man! I missed my garbage can again!" 😂😂😂 5:25
Steve. Steve! STEVE!!
You need a double boiler to melt chocolate, bro.
Looks like a poop dump... smels like a poop dump... tastes like a poop dump...
mmm... oh shit!!!
When a gymrat tries to cook anything but eggs and chicken
I don't know that that classic Jenn-Aire has ever seen a double boiler.
@@zestamaster when ur wife cooks all ur cakes. u should have more respect, martha stewart.
@@michael-dm2bv What?
the comment section is equally entertaining
His reaction to the really bad food is hilarious😂
mmm ooh blah oohhh! lol😁
I never thought I would get such a lough from a MRE reviewing channel! I love all Your videos, but this one made my day.
How to eat 50 years old tootsie roll brick:
1. Throw in the trash.
Well he said he missed it
With the quickness
L.o.l
Cook it first.
"fingers smell all weird"
I remember high school too
vm62889 That’s gonna be an Official meme. I’m going to start saying “something someone else said” I remember high school too
Leo Criss - I got something totally different from vm62889 s comment. 😂
@@Sabbathissaturday TsTs naughty boy
pervert.
L O O S E R
@@Sabbathissaturday thats what he meant originally
"Ahhhhhh jeeeeze look a that! Martha Stewart!!" Lmao
Legend says he is still trying to get that stuff out of that can
Alex King 😂😂😂
Classic lol
Little known fact: Steve's autoimmune system won in a staring contest with Chuck Norris.
Michael Jacobs lol
@wilJ *autoimmune
@wilJ nvm,your right
@@oliverwalters9533 you're*
@@HatsuneInku [spelling mistake]*
U opening the package brought us to tears laughing thanks for taking one for the team
Kim Kirk like really though 😂
Plot twist: The Tootsie Roll was packing material
I choked. 😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Ironically enough, it acted in such a way. It formed a seal of sorts over the other components and preserved them well.
👍🤣
It's disturbing how much enterteinment i get from watching people eat stuff older than me :D
+Steve1989 MREinfo Probably a good thing asylums have been shutdown nationwide for a long time now. They would probably try to commit you and all your viewers.
I couldn't agree with you more, 99nerka & Steve1989 MREinfo! Lock us up in the nut house! :D
+FoolishDoug So true, FoolishDoug! Guess we all need group therapy? :D
True! :D
+Steve1989 MREinfo We've got some strange idea of group therapy then. Watching and listening to you eat food most of us wouldn't touch with a broomstick.
Even uses a cooker that looks like it is 45 years old
liam burton 😹😹🤣
the coast guard was like "if you wanna survive your gonna work at it"
like wtf, you are supposed to survive off a huge tootsie roll thing?
Whenever you're starving on a life raft in the middle of the sea, yes, you are. It's packed with calories and fat that your body can store so you don't keel over as fast.
I think it was probably the malted milk tablets gone bad. maybe you added them to water?
It’s called making an edible boat with it duh
I’d just love to have Steve as a history teacher
I don't know why, but your videos are so funny! I love watching and hearing your commentary.
My guts hurt from laughing so hard!! This is one the best yet! I had to close the windows so the neighbors won't think I've gone totally insane.
hahaha. yeah i was lol hard. 🤣👍
In regards to that main entrée you heated up, you should have added about a half a cup of dry red wine, some diced shallots and some fresh herbs, then simmered it slowly for about another 40 years or so. Bon Appétit !
Your skin is in such great condition for someone who eats rancid things for fun...maybe these old preserved food preserving your skin o.O
Well he's actually really young lol
true. I eat one preservative or white sugar and I break out. huh. What are his secrets
Genetics
Jeffrey D MRE?
He won't need embalming fluid when he passes from all the preservatives lol
One day, this guy is gonna eat a 90 year old MRE and we'll never hear from him again.
Nearly died from first bite.... ok , one more bigger bite. 🙄 oh and just two more bites. 🤮🤢🤔🙄
but you cant look away can you
"Nice."
Howard Fortyfive “Incredible”
@Gina Lola....because were all "sickos" ! LOL
"Well, can't turn back now!" Gotta love it!
I love coming back and watching steves old videos, he's so derpy and excited its brilliant 😄
How many of us are waiting for that one time when he takes a bite out of something, and after we hear "eurgh!", "hmmm...", " er?", we see vomit suddenly spray across the tray... 😂
Eph-Jay he wont show that😂😂😂😂😂
I'm guessing it's on the blooper reel? LOL
Me
I wanna see that
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That "chocolate" looked like a brick of hashish, especially on the inside.
Yes.
I swear Officer, It's a tootsie roll
Loool the moment you realize chocolate is Spanish slang for hashish
"At least a 45 year old cracker"
Yeah my dad
Rubberglove LOL
Lol
The whole ration damn near is candy lol. Wonder why.
High in calories, stays good and morale
IT WILL NOT SPOIL AS QUICKLY AS FOOD AND THE SUGAR CALORIES ARE UNBEATABLE. IF YOU ARE IN A LIFEBOAT YOU DO NOT WANT REGULAR FOOD AS IT WILL DEHYDRATE YOU AND CANDY DOES NOT. I IMAGINE YOU WOULD NEVER PASS A CANDY SHOP WITHOUT A FLASHBACK IF YOU HAD TO SURVIVE ON THIS STUFF FOR A WEEK OR TWO BUT HEY, BETTER FOR YOUR TEETH.
GODINN LIVES yell yell yell I love to use capitals
Diabetic Ration lol
#murrica
Russian roulette with botulism and rancid fats instead of bullets. But I'm confident you've done your due diligence - heard you talk about the "hiss"many times, bulged cans, wearing gloves and a mask, so I think (and hope) you'll be okay. Very much enjoy watching you open fossilized MREs and other emergency rations. To your health!
"whats smelled cannot be unsmelled"
-MREguy, 2016
Oh my....the sound that thing makes when you're shaking it. Disturbing. LOL!
+gundog4314 It's the ghost of MRE's coming to haunt in the middle of the night.
No wait, just Steve's gut rumbling before a MRE backfire.
+Steve1989 MREinfo haha it was like a minute and a half of you just shaking it but i have to say it was worth watching! i've been fascinated by your videos recently haha
sounds like a huey
open the other end and push it out!
holly and the ivy - Opening the other end would devalued the can as a collectors item and destroy the aesthetics for showing it in his display case.
I love how sassy you get when things give you trouble. You're the best.
American emergency rations - Chocolate, gum drops, vitamins, and more chocolate.
American military rations - Bread, candy, gum, coffee, chocolate
Foreign military rations - Rice, beans, meat
Kyle Foster America solves all problems through sweets
Russian survival rations get five chocolate bars. Check yourself
Kyle Foster italian ones have liquor lol
"smells kind of rancid and good"
im sorry for your pain but that was the funniest video of yours that i have watched, by far.
His Mom coming in his bedroom. "Steven,What did you do to the toilet???"
Wait till she sees the stove. Ick.
It would have a nice vintage mre spoon in it!
Hahah
Your a mess bro. Subscribed
Lol ikr 😆
you're*
@@LazyBastard69 DAS WAR EIN BEFALLNING!
Lmao
weRoneself my exact thoughts.
hands down, his funniest video. I laughed throughout the entire thing lol "what was smelled cannot be un-smelled"
Jeez, your cooking a cow patty. Steve you'll eat anything !!! Your tombstone will say " He would eat anything, anytime, any decade. Thanks for sharing !!! Lmao !!!
*you're cooking
Holy Shit! This was a souvenir from the U.S.S. United States?! WOW what a unique specimen. It was the first built, and subsequently now only surviving prototype of early cruise ships engineered and built to serve as one of the first US luxury liners after world war 2 and it was capable of being fully converted into a troop carrying warship literally within a few days if the order were given. Her dying hull is currently sitting somewhere in pennsylvania's waterways. This was very likely one of thousands of MRE's like it kept on that ship at all times in the keel storage in the event the ship needed to be quickly switched to wartime mode and as such could allow docking and loading of troops virtually with no turn over time needed. It was also for its time one of the fastest ships of its size ever built. It was an absolutely fascinating ship and so was it's history. Around 1970 or so is when the ship was decommisioned for its wartime usefullness and became a straight forward cruiseliner, as such the MRE's were likely given away as sovenigers just like this one until the reserves were spent. You may very well have one of the last surviving examples! cherish it.
Too bad he ate history away 😥
The Big U remains docked in Philly but could be towed to NYC.
@@miguelcampos5460 No it will forever be documented here instead of on a shelf somewhere.
Phoenixesper1 thanks for sharing that! Appreciate the historical background.
LOL stuck on a life raft, weak and hungry, and literally dying to get to the food, in that poor can ...
"survival" refers to opening and removing the content
Dude i love the words and emphasis you use to describe the tastes and smells hahaha, You sound like a stereotypical surfer who says "Duuuude" love it man
Liam Hannam i know right? 😂
i thought the same thing haha
It’s fucking hilarious I love it
"Duuuuuuuuuude!"
that is uncool man
Next time when melting chocolate, it is best to basically boil water in a pot then put a bowl on top of the pot and put the chocolate in the bowl.
edit: Glass works best, just make sure it can withstand the heat, obviously don't use a plastic bowl.
Was waiting for someone to comment about a double boiler lol. Was bugging the crap out of me that he fried it haha
Especially using olive oil....no wonder it smelt so bad, I can't even begin to imagine! lol
That block isn't chocolate......
Ben Lucas dont complicate things...=D
I was screaming in my head. that is not how you melt things!
It looks like he's cooking poop 😂😂
next time you encounter something like that, boil it in a pot full of water, but put it in either a seal-a-meal bag or a Ziploc freezer bag before you put it in the water.
Skip boiling plastic bags, unless they're commercial food-grade ones specifically for boiling you leech toxic stuff into the food.
Won't kill you then and there most likely but it's carcinogenic, no need to give yourself higher risk of cancer
the stamp on the bottom of the can indicates where this ration came from, the liner SS United States. it was likely auctioned off in 1984 as an auction was held in that year, selling off her remaining fixtures and fittings. this probably came from from a liferaft on the SS United States, a cruise liner built with a still classified hull design and heavily subsidised by the US government. she was built ostensibly as a cruise liner, but was built for easy conversion into a troopship or hosptial ship, capable of carrying 15,000 troops. she could manage 35 knots and could keep that up for 10,000 miles before needing to be reoiled. she had four of the most powerful steam turbines ever made for a merchant ship, each generating 60,000 shaft horse power. she was of very light tonnage for her size, due to most of her superstructure being made of aluminium. she is docked in philadelphia, PA, still afloat, but in a very dilapidated state awaiting to be towed away to be cut up for scrap. the reduction in demand for luxurious transoceanic liners during the jet age being the sounding of her death knell...
Why do people talk about boats like it's a woman they want to fuck
Adam Stephens they're graceful, temperamental, and lots of them were named after owner's wives.
i can't help laughing when steve put that 50 years old choco fudge tootsie block on the stove and panfried it
Fun fact: In July of 1971, Hershey's Tropical Chocolate Bar went to the moon with Apollo 15 astronauts.
@Demon Rat I can't tell if this is a joke or if your being serious
...Oh no...it's retarded.
Yeah that wasnt real dude
@Demon Rat Fun fact, they wanted to fake the moon landing. But discovered building the set would be too expensive, so they sent a team to the moon to take footage for the faked press release.
@Demon Rat ok
I love just watching a still frame of the old food sitting on the table as I listen to cries of agony from behind the camera. Really makes my day lol
“Hey that smells kinda rancid, and kinda good at the same time”
@Larry tf does that mean
@Larry no it’s just gross you’d comment that in such a manor. Also the fact you keep coming back to comment amazes me. But it’s out of pocket and wasn’t needed. But thank you I was just quoting him cause it was funny he said it smelled foul but still decided to try something that could potentially hurt him. Just trynna enjoy a video sir.
@Larry bro... I just don’t like nasty comments towards women. That’s it.
lol this is comedy gold
@Larry eat shit dirt bag. That was completely fucking unnecessary and disgusting.
Finally a person with balls and actually takes a realistic bite out of things. You never dissapoint!
I can totally understand why Ash-Jon Company doesn't exist anymore...
Because everything tastes Jons Ash.....
A box full of candy= survival ration
Going through all Steve's videos in order, this is such a great, informative and fun episode.
Steve is my absolute number one content creator.
Steve seemed really happy and upbeat in this video as opposed to his usual chill demeanor. Love it.
I always say "EAT IT" sarcastically when he finds something questionable and laugh. Then he actually eats it. Never fails
Someone farts
Steve: Nice hiss, that's some quality smell
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Bruh.
Wow, amazing! And the best thing about this one for me? The fact that it's a souvenir from the S.S. United States! It combines two of my biggest interests: old rations and old luxury liners. And how's this for a coincidence, it was JUST announced that a deal has been made to attempt to bring the old United States back as a modern liner after decades of being laid up. It has been sitting tied up in Philadelphia for (I believe) 18 years now and the future looked extremely bleak. We'll see what happens, but hopefully things will turn out for the best. Thanks for the entertaining and informative review Steve!
+gschultz9 Ocean liners are cool af :D
+gschultz9 Wow it will be great to see the SS United States back on the high seas.
I imagine she has held up well as she is mostly made of aluminum i believe.
Do you know if they plan to restore her as an ocean liner or as a Hotel and convention center like the Queen Mary in Long Beach,Ca ?
dont get too exited. theyre talkimg about destroying, sorry "modernizing'' the superstructure.
Bill23799 neither it’s outdated they’ll be building from scratch new ocean liners