Jerma Reading Questionable Chat Messages #5
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 26 มิ.ย. 2024
- Shoutouts to Bjork, Bernie and Shelman's Big Bang Bazinga Bing Bong Burger
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0:00 - Milk Voice
0:18 - Blushy Boy
0:44 - Puke Smell
1:38 - Pregnancy Test
2:27 - Make A Room
3:48 - Show Pants
4:33 - Pants Off
4:39 - Someone Else's Pants
5:09 - Genius
5:25 - Edibles
6:22 - Please Be Fake
6:57 - Are You Real?
7:41 - Mom Is Sleeping
8:04 - Zoomer Potential
8:10 - Frosted Flakes
8:37 - Dusk Dev
9:39 - Parent Teacher Conference
10:32 - Sideburns
11:27 - Dusk Dev Strikes Again
11:44 - Wallpaper Glue
12:41 - Played Before
13:07 - Not Enjoying At All
13:43 - Ugly Character
13:54 - Sir Gideon Andy
14:35 - Mario Tennis Trick
15:26 - Gas Station
16:08 - Yellow Food
16:29 - Bean Boozled
17:28 - Pregnancy Mode
18:10 - Diaper Cam
18:18 - Diaper Check
18:25 - Gamer Diaper
18:43 - Stain
18:54 - Stop Looking
19:13 - How Many Skeletons
19:26 - Explored The Armpits
20:19 - Furry
21:33 - Important
21:44 - Tesla
22:10 - Melee TV
22:58 - Bjork
24:15 - Pie Dream
25:10 - Definitely Playing
25:56 - Jeremy
26:11 - Dr. Oetker
26:29 - Mike Rowe
26:55 - Human Meat
27:41 - Democratic Primary Raid
29:16 - Bernie's Bodacious BBQ Bacon Bunger Burger - เกม
Hey I kept my word that this would be out in a month, and I'm actually pretty proud of this video. I don't know if it's the best one I've made, but I laughed more during the making of this one than any other one, so I'm happy :)
Anyways, I hope you guys are all doing well and enjoy the video! Don't know when the next new one will be, but I think I'm going to compile these first five ones into a big mega video or something. But first I need to get a new PC because making this one on my current PC was painful lol
The inclusion of the actual chat messages is what elevates your videos. Most wouldn't put in that work so I appreciate you.
I was rewatching the other ones earlier today and hoping another came out soon ahah
Seeing a new part of this series always puts a smile on my face, great work man
thank you for putting so much work into this, we will enjoy it thoroughly
so glad watching the first one put this in my recco right away and i thank you
I love when Jerma tries to brush off a comment about his appearance but will repeatedly look back at the screen to see what he looks like
:(
insecure andy
awww
I actually feel bad- hope he know he is pretty and people are just joking
It's to make sure he hasn't changed form on camera
It will always astound me how drastically he can change the messages. Sometimes it’s just changing ‘take’ to ‘bring’ but it’s usually 3 or 4 words that weren’t even typed
To be fair the chat is rolling fast and his speed reading obviously isn't the best
You're talking about a guy who had to use his phone camera to take a photo of a spam message to see wtf it was cause chat was spamming too fast
The words he adds always make the messages 10 times more articulate too, which is so funny cuz he makes chat sound way more sane than they are.
Schizophrenia
poop wine andy
This is really the only human interaction he gets besides his hospice nurse. Glad he has so many supportive fans.
Every time I see posts or comments like this I think about this one Tumblr post that said "you guys will say anything about this poor man" in reference to jerma
Chat's his prison buddy, both are legally insane.
@@iamasalad9080 Nah, Jerma -would- is ilegally insane
@@YaGuyALT funny you call him a “poor man” because he’s the dictator of a small nation and has full control over its GDP.
@@YaGuyALT "poor" my ass, this RICH streamer spends MILLIONS on gambling, sex phone lines, and his wide variety of "tools"
I love that they're not even complete thoughts just "pregnancy test", "milk voice". Two words to make the funny.
serial killer
wait
TO MAKE THE FUNNY
SELL HAIR
seconds left
its over
I love how often jerma just, adds words to these comments like his mind is auto completing them and making them worse
"Eat a McDick" will always be my favourite because he just turned it extremely hostile for no reason whatsoever.
@@SentientHoodii Was that here? I Watched this video twice and somehow couldn't find it.
“OHH THE MISERY, EVERY SINGLE PERSON IS MY ENEMY”
@@benjamenYTDeadTheGamer its in an older video
@@peep3208 I found a clip of it. th-cam.com/video/TmIuihhKtuo/w-d-xo.html
The thing that people who don’t go to Jerma streams don’t realize is that chat is ALWAYS going 100 miles an hour, and yet he ALWAYS catches the weirdest fucking messages. I can’t even fathom how he reads the damn thing let alone comprehend it.
Yeah chat on Jerma streams is FAST. And he’s known for completely ignoring it most of the time. It’s crazy there’s this many moments
he reads 250 words per second
it’s like the matrix
What are you talking of, this is very human thing to do. Definitely, absolutely, indeed.
Jer,a
Jerma is a substitute teacher playing a video game on the overhead projector and chat is the class yelling an unintelligible combination of directions and insults and encouragement at him
This comment belongs in the video
Overhead projectors… I haven’t thought about those things in over 8 years.
Same as it ever was
he was genuinely a substitute teacher for a bit
@@cluckerduck yes! i don't think he did it for long but he did actually have a substitute teaching job for a while
it would cost him exactly $0.00 to _not_ read those messages out loud and yet he dons the jester's crown and jingle jangles his way in front of the court every time. It's what we love him for.
Wrong. Less people would tune in so he would make less from subscriptions and ads.
@@idkwhattoput7729 you should be put into pregnancy mode
@@idkwhattoput7729 how does this make him wrong in any way
@@spongytrout7462 buddy did you read the comment?
"it would cost him exactly $0.00 to not read those messages out loud..."
Someone never heard of the concept of opportunity cost
I really love "I don't wanna say it out loud" and then he instantly reads it out loud
What part ?
@@emilyzies every clip
especially when he could have just not mentioned it at all
the "show pants" moment really shows that jerma does not have a mind of his own, and is completely subservient to chat
vessel :)
submissive streamer
Archiveofourown Moment
Submissive and streamable
Someone called him a CIA project in a different jerma highlights vid and this comment feels similar
“I’m very comfortable in my own skin” he literally had a mental breakdown because his hair was partially to the side
I mean sometimes it be like that
as an autistic andy myself, i gotta say that’s a certified autistic andy moment
Skinwalker Andy. He may be comfortable in his own skin, but he's never in his own skin
Autism andy moment
Well, yeah. That's his hair, not his skin.
“You came in the dream when I’ve already been there for 25 min.” is such a powerful line
Also, he describes the moment as a "clip" which just goes to show how his mind works
I love how IMMEDIATELY after he reads any pregnancy related message the word is banned
Orwell wrote about this….
@@malaizzebro did you just really compare twitch chat to 1984
@@lilyhawthorne1196 no I’m comparing it to Homage to Catalonia obviously
Authoritian Andy
ive never seen a community so dedicated to zeroing in on such hilariously specific insults, directed at one man. its like the whole chat playing break the targets and the only one is on his forehead
Chat puts all of their effort into destroying him or complimenting him so much he breaks down and there is no inbetween
Reading this comment while the question "why do your sideburns look like pubes" simultaneously hit my ears had me snorting so hard my entire face almost collapsed
*SUCCESS!*
16:50 is such a powerful moment. He freaks out so much, correctly deducting how bad the experience would be, yet immediately goes for it anyways. I really feel bad for jermas actor, Mike, sometimes; the writers put him through a lot
I heard Mike has had to go to therapy multiple times to get out of character because the director wanted him to be fully immersed in the character. Apparently Mike only watched children's TH-cam videos for 24 hours straight on an ipad and that just broke his mind
Didn’t they black mail mike into playing jerma? The whole situation is really messed up
Okay Mike needs to become a big in joke in the community, the idea of "Jerma's actor" is so funny and it's incredibly surprising a joke like this hasn't been done before.
@@Vonias just comment something related to Mike on every Jerma video you come across ez pz
@@ebinecksdee9872 You got it, I'm 100% in on this little scheme if you promise to do the same.
Just wanted to stop by and congratulate Jerma on his pregnancy.
Its honestly incredible seeing such an old man experience the beautiful process of pregnancy
He pressed left trigger
@@jamasa0074 I love your pfp so much, glad to see a Lorna Shore fan that watches jerma as well lmao
I'm the father
No ster is the father@@cranburrey
I love how he always refers to himself as “this guy” even if the message just says something like “him,” like every single stream is an entirely new audience that has never experienced this deranged streamer
Neopronouns
@@totallynotmrsinister8705this guys pronouns are he/this guy
Had the person editing this not included the chatters In question I could 100% believe that jerma is talking to himself and no one asked any of these things.
I love how during the “Are you real?” bit Jerma gets so defensive
Also his argument is that the technology isn’t there, not that his personality or the things he says are human
If jerma ever realizes he's being contained it could mean the end of the world
SCP Andy
A big thank you to the brave souls who distract him with funny comments like these
Or a new beginning
@@Godfredozila anomaly andy
He’s truly living in his Truman Burbank era
The controlled breathing after the pregnancy test comment kills me every single time
Zerk off room is killing me. I'm just imagining someone trying to walk into that room and having some level of dignity as someone watches them walk in and close the door. Do you still zerk off knowing that everyone is waiting and listening for you to zerk off or do you leave and does it mean anything to go into the zerk off room and fail to zerk off?
Who cleans the zerk off room?
And the fucking classy Sims 1 music tops it off.
Why would you watch someone walk into the zerk off room and just stay there listening
@@funnylittlecreature Well that's the thing. Are you going to put on headphones or turn on something to flush out the sound of someone zerking off in the zerk off room?
Because I don't know about you but if there's nothing running or playing in the house I can hear things from across the street much less in another room.
@@OdaSwifteye the clear answer is the zerk off room being underneath the main house like a basement. Accessible through connected tunnels from each room, none of which are connected to each other as to avoid running into others on a trip to the ZOR. So it would have like 7 different doors all of which would have a wooden plank type lock to bar each. It would be a sort of pocket void of sin
@@nootboot9324the phrase "pocket void of sin" goes way too hard for what this comment is talking about
I imagine the zerk off room would not be so much a place of privacy as it is a dedicated room to make the experience as enjoyable and comfortable as possible
See the thing is that Jerma himself is funny but to me the funniest part is the audience being batshit crazy and because Jerma's so genuine and nice that he's essentially the straight man to the audiences absurdity, as much as the latter would have you believe the opposite.
this is the truest thing about jerma ive seen in a while. like yes hes crazy but thats only sometimes. most of his insanity is just chat encouraging him to go off the rails
I saw him eat a kid once. Didn’t even swallow- it was like he *was* the mouth.
@@malaizze "Mr. Mouth Man", of course.
Stop spreading misinformation he literally stabbed me and collected the blood in a dirty alley way in Boston 10 years ago
@malaizze This made me laugh so hard! Also a great encapsulation of exactly what the original comment is talking about.
This feels like a watching a wild animal at the zoo and you guys are all the zookeepers who are just like "yeah he does that" and I'm so confused but happy to have seen such a beautiful moment.
epitome of "he's a bit off but he's got the spirit" of acting human
I absolutely love the Dusk dev as a reoccurring character.
David's a character, to be sure.
I remember when Jerma was talking about how much he hated cinnamon for like 20 straight minutes during his Elden Ring playthrough. Someone in chat said, *"I'm flabbergasted you're using cinnamon for a bit."* He read it out loud and spent the next 20 minutes trying to justify why he actually hates cinnamon and that he's not doing a bit.
CAUGHT ON FILM, Every time the mods have a mini heart attack.
We appreciate your hard work in dealing with this insane man and his insane chat
The courageous wranglers between a man who will repeat anything he reads and a horde that keeps writing down world ending spells
6:57 It's a little scary how prepared he was to answer the question of whether he's real. As if he just sits constantly in the uncanny valley and gets questions about it all the time.
7:28 "Sorry, I'm real"
He does gets questions like that a lot
i fucking love it when he laughs at a message first and then says 'whats that mean?'
its like he's laughing at the letters arranged in a funky way, not a sentence
His ability to slightly change the contents of any message he reads is impressive
He reads these messages like a baby sounding out his first words
Thank you so much for these, Jermas chat truly is just as insane as him
jerma's chat is merely a mirror of the man's madness. thousands of voices conglomerated to re-create a representation of this psycho's inner monologue. a unison of screams, pleading to be freed, to be released into the mortal world through jerma's words.
and jerma complies, saying shit like "how many skeletons could you kill before they got into your anus?"
@@SN-of5tu Did Jerma drive them insane, Or did they drive Jerma insane?
@@ohgodohnothebees They're like ouroboros, they're continually zonking each other.
@@skunthundler more like constantly zerking each other off, the sickos
@@skunthundler Zonking or zerking?
Never stop this series. It’s too good
There's probably going to be at least one episode worth of martial every time jerma streams so I wouldn't worry about it if the uploader still enjoys this
@@kingding9542 If not someone can pick up the mantle. The jermamite community is amazing
24:15
I remember having a dream of jerma rummaging through my fridge throwing shit out and saying “EHH THIS STUFF’S GROSS” and “EWW YOU HAVE NOTHING GOOD TO EAT” in his iconic silly voice.
This is the absolutely best dream/nightmare
23:42 the absolute reverb on *BJORK* is impressive. Makes me fear for this Bjork individual
do you happen to know what stream this is?
@@mari-wy5yk sorry I don’t, but the game is called ‘one hand clapping’ so you could probably find it using that
These compilations have convinced me that Jerma's derangement is contagious and it spreads to his viewers like a memetic virus. Truly terrifying.
ONION BUBS!!! ONION BUUUUUBS!!!!!!!!
Watching this from the comfort and privacy of my zerk off room. Great video:))))
Stay safe in there
May the zerk be with you John crops 🧌🧌🧌
It’s so cute how he plays along with us when we call him a psycho, like we’re all in on this game that we call him crazy but he’s actually a normal human, not realizing he’s an ACTUAL PSYCHO and we’re all a figment of his imagination
wake up jermawake up jermawake up jermawake up jermawake up jermawake up jermawake up jermawake up jermawake up jermawake up jermawake up jermawake up jermawake up jermawake up jerma amirite? 🤣🤣😂
The term is like “gang stalking” but milder
or he's a figment of our collective imagination
I always thought we were real but Jerma was played by an actor, kinda like a vtuber.
Exactly what a fake viewer would think tho, I now think you’re probably the one who’s right.
“the dreamcast fucking sucks lmao” will never leave my head
the fact that milk voice is such a real thing for performers is so funny. like i’ve been avoiding milk before shows for years.
When someone asked him if he was real it was with the intentions of psyching him out but instead he aggressively tries to prove to the audience that he's not CGI
I’m glad these videos exist as proof to offset the enormous amount of people who think Jerma’s insane, when in reality chat’s the true menace
I love how the chat is trying to make him laugh as much as he's trying to make them laugh. Truly a blessed system.
17:10
Jerma in my backyard eating a handful of snails
I love how when someone asks him "are you real?", he has to adamantly defend himself and prove he's real.
My favorite parts are when we can hear Holly faintly laughing in the background
Every time he reads a message you can see the realization of the community he's created flash across his face. God cried when he gazed upon the rotten fruits of his labor.
Jerma makes up a stoner and then immediately assumes the stoner hates him
How can a man be simultaneously the most unhinged person I've seen, and the most normal person at the same time.
the dusk dev parts were golden
The democratic primary raid bit made me nearly pass out the first time I saw it. It's so stupid lmao. The idea of getting interrupted every 5 seconds to shout out a raid and Bernie Sanders requesting that the chat be put in "sub only mode" is just hilarious to me. That implies that all the candidates can see chat and respond to it, it's so ridiculous.
The zerk-off room is actually an incredible alibi. You could conduct all kinds of criminal or embarrassing activities in there and people would just leave you alone, thinking you were doing something mundane
god i truly fucking love that he will completely add or remove parts to the messages. even if it is just small words at the beginning/end that don't really change the meaning of the message much. so funny to me for no reason at all
i like how he peer pressures himself into showing his pants
"sweaty and in pain" - the gaming wizard from las vegas
I love how he always autocomplete the chat messages
Speaking honestly, I like how he evolved with these. In the beginning, he would just laugh or be surprised, but now he takes them and turns them into a bit or a joke. Dude is a natural comedian.
chat doesn't actually exist it's all just his different personalities
The souls of his victims
@@thewizard1 victims of the red pulsating mass
Very funny to see the "c'mon dude the edibles are kicking in" bit right as I swallow the last bite of my edible
How'd it go?
@@remy0743 he died
RIP Tohn Jhomason, may he swallow in heaven
Currently nomming on some edibles, hoping to be like that guy
@@BLANKONTOP What, like fucking dead?
chat is a random word generator and jerma takes them seriously
10:15
Jerma seeing chat as a bunch of kids doing the kid point and laugh sound makes every time he does something stupid or chat makes fun of him so much funnier.
As I got to the show pants segment, as he was about to stand up, I thought the raw power of Jerma's pants crashed my computer. Just froze as he started rising from his chair.
The Bernie bit got me good. "Here come the rats, ok, it's true."
i had a dream that jerma was my neighbor, he behaved like an NPC, constantly roaming the same areas of my neighborhood every day at the same times. one day i called to him, JERMA! he looked at me as if i had called him by a name he hadn't heard in years. i woke up convinced the dream was real, wondering what house jerma had been living in all this time, and then fell asleep again
UPDATE: jerma is a recurring character in my dreams.
He was lost in the sause
npc andy
your in his dreams
Bro i think you got infected by the Jerm.
he was already in your dreams 25 years earlier
I just discovered Jerma and these videos have been a great crash course on the subject.
I like that the dev called Jerma 'them' not 'him', like he believes he's a different species and can't identify his gender
Ah yes, the jerma hivemind
Them is also used for singular people but I like this theory
@@soupy55 but he's referring to the hivemind that is jerma
@@soupy55
Really? Well, it shouldn’t be. That’s grammatically incorrect. The correct pronoun to use when referring to a person of unknown sex/gender in the English language is the masculine “he,” “him,” or “his.”
@@combativeThinkerIts them lol
“have you met the new intern”
“no, i havent met them yet”
Using he would mean the gender is known, wouldnt it?
Jerma is one of the only streamers who still reads chat very frequently even though he has over 10k viewers per stream. The best part is a lot of the time the stream gets derailed for a few minutes because of the messages he reads.
I love that he put the pregnancy test back in his mouth
25:58 imagine if he had correctly guessed this person’s name, dude would freak
He never reads what they say, he just takes a few words and invents a narrative
Just wanna say like these videos are what got me into Jerma, he’s so naturally funny and his synergy with chat is so insane.
These videos just prove to highlight that, amazing editing, keep it up!!
Hey thanks! Glad you like them and glad they got you into the funniest man on the internet :)
Wow! Jerma sure is fast in typing all that with His extra limbs and making it look normal what he "just caught up" in the chat. Incredible skills
Gonna be honest, I used to hate Jerma comps and clips, because I didn't watch his streams at the time and yt kept recommending me his content for some reason.. I was so foolish and blind back then🙈
Thanks for your effort, love these comps now!
Oh no, Jerma's taken him he's been assimilated into Jerma's mind 😰😰😰
we lost another one bois, rest in peace.
The "handful of Bean Boozled beans" clip is amazing. He doesn't even do the "no I'm NOT going to do that!" routine and literally just goes straight for it. Then he says it tastes like hamburger meat? What a streamer
His accent slipping during the grilled human meat, hes nervous, he doesn't want us catching on to him.
These Jerma Chat videos have become my favorite thing ever holy shit
He NEVER reads them as they’re written
Jerma: I’m not gonna say/ read it
*proceeds to do it anyways*
*goes on to elaborate for 10 minutes*
I get so excited every time a new one of these drops, thank you so much!
All 5 of these are easily the funniest Jerma compilations on TH-cam. Keep it up cant wait for more!
Hey thanks, glad you like them! #6 is in the works
This and the last video both started with a milk voice comment, cinematic parallels
David Szymanski being a fan of Jerma makes him even more awesome asides from making great games like Dusk and Iron Lung. What a fkn legend
I like how in clips like 1:10 jerma is afraid to say "it probably smells like puke" but also goes on to say way worse things when reading other chat messages
(Without question) "why do your sideburns look like pubes?"
29:16 holy fuck im crying, every once in a while jerma will just absolutely destroy my humor receptors and it happened here
2:14 I love how a single chat message completely destroyed jerma's opinion of fun dip
Why was he so ashamed of the Super Mario pajamas? That's literally the coolest thing you can wear
Fr I thought he was going to be wearing those mini shorts again or something
Ok google won't activate when I say okay google but it activates when jerma goes "yahyahyahyahyah, yahyah."
Technology
As if Jerma's existence wasn't confusing enough without the pie dream
i love how jerma at first is apprehensive when chat asks him to do something and says no but then gives up after 5 seconds to do what chat told him.
7:28 I like how he apologizes that he's real
Thank you for this, me and my friends were just saying "hope there's another 'jerma with funny chat messages' compilation soon" a couple days ago.
Can't wait for the next one, really appreciate your work in making me and my friends crack up in voice chat. Any other really good Jerma/vinny/joel compilations would be welcome too!
Genuinely makes me so happy when people talk about them and their friends watching these videos, it's so wholesome
@@johncrops I thought you might like to know your work brought us a little joy and levity in a currently stinky world!
Finally! The new Jerma compilation I can put on when falling asleep. I was beginning to have restless nights.
Jorma is literally an SCP
Jorma
Joramae Elbortson
An*
🤓☝️
@@dyskilz why an?
Jorma
Great as always. Want to suggest my own one guy moment. In the Farmer's Dynasty vod with chat; Jerma reads the comment at 4:46:19. The comment appears from ragnem at 4:46:52. The context is he's spent the last five minutes trying to push his truck out of a river. He then proceeds to get a second vehicle stuck in the river. love this dude
I think that could probably work in these videos, thank ya for the recommendation, I'll definitely keep note of it!
Ragne Muffin...
Ragnem...
Hmmmmmm 🤔
Thank u sm for making these, the added screencaps of chat make it 10000% better 💕 I had some friends over (who have no idea who jerma is) so I threw these on the tv and they were laughing their asses off. No pressure of course, but hope u make more! I cant catch all of jerma's streams so I always look forward to these!
So wholesome when people talking about them and their friends enjoying the videos together, I love it
the sideburns pubes comment made me touch my sideburns in sympathy
"I cant show you must pants, i.... Alright fine" is the most Jerma thing I've heard so far
It's honestly so psychotic the way he can read even just a few words plainly printed on a screen and somehow his brain jumbles it up so by the time it comes out his mouth its a different sentence entirely
I'm not sure if he's deliberately doing it because it's a long running bit or if he's like heavily dyslexic or what
the "zerk off room" bit has me in tears