Jerma Reading Questionable Chat Messages #5

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  • @johncrops
    @johncrops  2 ปีที่แล้ว +2754

    Hey I kept my word that this would be out in a month, and I'm actually pretty proud of this video. I don't know if it's the best one I've made, but I laughed more during the making of this one than any other one, so I'm happy :)
    Anyways, I hope you guys are all doing well and enjoy the video! Don't know when the next new one will be, but I think I'm going to compile these first five ones into a big mega video or something. But first I need to get a new PC because making this one on my current PC was painful lol

    • @m.w.9899
      @m.w.9899 2 ปีที่แล้ว +209

      The inclusion of the actual chat messages is what elevates your videos. Most wouldn't put in that work so I appreciate you.

    • @plaham7288
      @plaham7288 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I was rewatching the other ones earlier today and hoping another came out soon ahah

    • @yojirex6374
      @yojirex6374 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Seeing a new part of this series always puts a smile on my face, great work man

    • @SL1NGSHOT222999
      @SL1NGSHOT222999 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      thank you for putting so much work into this, we will enjoy it thoroughly

    • @iTubbbz
      @iTubbbz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      so glad watching the first one put this in my recco right away and i thank you

  • @alpine7313
    @alpine7313 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5007

    I love that they're not even complete thoughts just "pregnancy test", "milk voice". Two words to make the funny.

    • @Lusc1nt
      @Lusc1nt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      serial killer
      wait

    • @wntriam
      @wntriam 2 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      TO MAKE THE FUNNY

    • @bigfanofdong
      @bigfanofdong 2 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      SELL HAIR

    • @davebob4973
      @davebob4973 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      seconds left

    • @davebob4973
      @davebob4973 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      its over

  • @nawa1249
    @nawa1249 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13779

    This is really the only human interaction he gets besides his hospice nurse. Glad he has so many supportive fans.

    • @YaGuyALT
      @YaGuyALT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +912

      Every time I see posts or comments like this I think about this one Tumblr post that said "you guys will say anything about this poor man" in reference to jerma

    • @iamasalad9080
      @iamasalad9080 2 ปีที่แล้ว +466

      Chat's his prison buddy, both are legally insane.

    • @Brigtzen
      @Brigtzen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      @@iamasalad9080 Nah, Jerma -would- is ilegally insane

    • @Ashephalt
      @Ashephalt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +353

      @@YaGuyALT funny you call him a “poor man” because he’s the dictator of a small nation and has full control over its GDP.

    • @LC-mq8iq
      @LC-mq8iq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +294

      @@YaGuyALT "poor" my ass, this RICH streamer spends MILLIONS on gambling, sex phone lines, and his wide variety of "tools"

  • @onlinestonedogii
    @onlinestonedogii 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5513

    The thing that people who don’t go to Jerma streams don’t realize is that chat is ALWAYS going 100 miles an hour, and yet he ALWAYS catches the weirdest fucking messages. I can’t even fathom how he reads the damn thing let alone comprehend it.

    • @krusher181
      @krusher181 2 ปีที่แล้ว +597

      Yeah chat on Jerma streams is FAST. And he’s known for completely ignoring it most of the time. It’s crazy there’s this many moments

    • @backwashh
      @backwashh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +228

      he reads 250 words per second

    • @pipebombmailer
      @pipebombmailer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      it’s like the matrix

    • @littlebeasty5839
      @littlebeasty5839 2 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      What are you talking of, this is very human thing to do. Definitely, absolutely, indeed.

    • @RandomStando
      @RandomStando 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      He makes up EVERY COMMENT

  • @HappyLarry.
    @HappyLarry. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5288

    I love when Jerma tries to brush off a comment about his appearance but will repeatedly look back at the screen to see what he looks like

    • @Nao-ow3rr
      @Nao-ow3rr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +271

      :(

    • @milosslava
      @milosslava 2 ปีที่แล้ว +487

      insecure andy

    • @kuromi8384
      @kuromi8384 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      awww

    • @user-ic8kn6by6m
      @user-ic8kn6by6m 2 ปีที่แล้ว +255

      I actually feel bad- hope he know he is pretty and people are just joking

    • @AwkwardTurtle_
      @AwkwardTurtle_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +357

      It's to make sure he hasn't changed form on camera

  • @Neeckin
    @Neeckin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8955

    I love how often jerma just, adds words to these comments like his mind is auto completing them and making them worse

    • @SentientHoodii
      @SentientHoodii 2 ปีที่แล้ว +991

      "Eat a McDick" will always be my favourite because he just turned it extremely hostile for no reason whatsoever.

    • @benjamenYTDeadTheGamer
      @benjamenYTDeadTheGamer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@SentientHoodii Was that here? I Watched this video twice and somehow couldn't find it.

    • @scarlett-moriko1543
      @scarlett-moriko1543 2 ปีที่แล้ว +326

      “OHH THE MISERY, EVERY SINGLE PERSON IS MY ENEMY”

    • @smile-e1w
      @smile-e1w 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@benjamenYTDeadTheGamer its in an older video

    • @benjamenYTDeadTheGamer
      @benjamenYTDeadTheGamer 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@smile-e1w I found a clip of it. th-cam.com/video/TmIuihhKtuo/w-d-xo.html

  • @NOAH-hu6be
    @NOAH-hu6be 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8680

    It will always astound me how drastically he can change the messages. Sometimes it’s just changing ‘take’ to ‘bring’ but it’s usually 3 or 4 words that weren’t even typed

    • @Montewtf
      @Montewtf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +998

      To be fair the chat is rolling fast and his speed reading obviously isn't the best

    • @asoap2422
      @asoap2422 2 ปีที่แล้ว +980

      You're talking about a guy who had to use his phone camera to take a photo of a spam message to see wtf it was cause chat was spamming too fast

    • @ValentineRatt
      @ValentineRatt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +858

      The words he adds always make the messages 10 times more articulate too, which is so funny cuz he makes chat sound way more sane than they are.

    • @slommie1649
      @slommie1649 2 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      Schizophrenia

    • @verkhvo
      @verkhvo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +209

      poop wine andy

  • @BrochJam
    @BrochJam 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3667

    Jerma is a substitute teacher playing a video game on the overhead projector and chat is the class yelling an unintelligible combination of directions and insults and encouragement at him

    • @MetaKaios
      @MetaKaios 2 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      This comment belongs in the video

    • @batofdestiny
      @batofdestiny 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Overhead projectors… I haven’t thought about those things in over 8 years.

    • @BudBonkerson
      @BudBonkerson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Same as it ever was

    • @montana26
      @montana26 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      he was genuinely a substitute teacher for a bit

    • @montana26
      @montana26 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @cluckerduck yes! i don't think he did it for long but he did actually have a substitute teaching job for a while

  • @Romanticoutlaw
    @Romanticoutlaw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2886

    it would cost him exactly $0.00 to _not_ read those messages out loud and yet he dons the jester's crown and jingle jangles his way in front of the court every time. It's what we love him for.

    • @idkwhattoput7729
      @idkwhattoput7729 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Wrong. Less people would tune in so he would make less from subscriptions and ads.

    • @BOTAllen
      @BOTAllen 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@idkwhattoput7729 you should be put into pregnancy mode

    • @spongytrout7462
      @spongytrout7462 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@idkwhattoput7729 how does this make him wrong in any way

    • @idkwhattoput7729
      @idkwhattoput7729 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@spongytrout7462 buddy did you read the comment?
      "it would cost him exactly $0.00 to not read those messages out loud..."

    • @justaguy4311
      @justaguy4311 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Someone never heard of the concept of opportunity cost

  • @captainkiwi5827
    @captainkiwi5827 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1929

    I really love "I don't wanna say it out loud" and then he instantly reads it out loud

    • @emilyzies
      @emilyzies 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What part ?

    • @jamesyeung3286
      @jamesyeung3286 2 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      ​@@emilyzies every clip

    • @sakuraheony
      @sakuraheony 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      especially when he could have just not mentioned it at all

    • @JayTohab
      @JayTohab 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      "no chat, I'm not going to read that comment out loud"

  • @eddyspaghetti6211
    @eddyspaghetti6211 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1007

    “I’m very comfortable in my own skin” he literally had a mental breakdown because his hair was partially to the side

    • @UncommonDabfish
      @UncommonDabfish ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I mean sometimes it be like that

    • @TheeEnglishKnight
      @TheeEnglishKnight ปีที่แล้ว +51

      as an autistic andy myself, i gotta say that’s a certified autistic andy moment

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Skinwalker Andy. He may be comfortable in his own skin, but he's never in his own skin

    • @jesuschristbutafab9923
      @jesuschristbutafab9923 ปีที่แล้ว

      Autism andy moment

    • @oddcrafter1270
      @oddcrafter1270 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Well, yeah. That's his hair, not his skin.

  • @brickowls7886
    @brickowls7886 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2883

    the "show pants" moment really shows that jerma does not have a mind of his own, and is completely subservient to chat

    • @zantezalighieri
      @zantezalighieri 2 ปีที่แล้ว +192

      vessel :)

    • @verkhvo
      @verkhvo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +307

      submissive streamer

    • @3211-m9q
      @3211-m9q 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Archiveofourown Moment

    • @rowan-priince1860
      @rowan-priince1860 2 ปีที่แล้ว +274

      Submissive and streamable

    • @Slimurgical
      @Slimurgical 2 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Someone called him a CIA project in a different jerma highlights vid and this comment feels similar

  • @asare240
    @asare240 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2355

    Just wanted to stop by and congratulate Jerma on his pregnancy.

    • @sagapulastation1711
      @sagapulastation1711 2 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      Its honestly incredible seeing such an old man experience the beautiful process of pregnancy

    • @jamasa007
      @jamasa007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      He pressed left trigger

    • @Alliewallie1234
      @Alliewallie1234 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ​@@jamasa007 I love your pfp so much, glad to see a Lorna Shore fan that watches jerma as well lmao

    • @cranburrey
      @cranburrey ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'm the father

    • @mythcat1273
      @mythcat1273 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      No ster is the father​@@cranburrey

  • @roekayler
    @roekayler 2 ปีที่แล้ว +740

    “You came in the dream when I’ve already been there for 25 min.” is such a powerful line

    • @LifeWKai
      @LifeWKai 2 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      Also, he describes the moment as a "clip" which just goes to show how his mind works

  • @quinn8996
    @quinn8996 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1156

    I love how IMMEDIATELY after he reads any pregnancy related message the word is banned

    • @malaizze
      @malaizze 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Orwell wrote about this….

    • @lilyhawthorne1196
      @lilyhawthorne1196 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      ​@@malaizzebro did you just really compare twitch chat to 1984

    • @malaizze
      @malaizze ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@lilyhawthorne1196 no I’m comparing it to Homage to Catalonia obviously

    • @limcw6092
      @limcw6092 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      Authoritian Andy

    • @orionbarnes1733
      @orionbarnes1733 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@limcw6092 big brother is watching your stream

  • @mudstick
    @mudstick 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1790

    ive never seen a community so dedicated to zeroing in on such hilariously specific insults, directed at one man. its like the whole chat playing break the targets and the only one is on his forehead

    • @exzyyd392
      @exzyyd392 2 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      Chat puts all of their effort into destroying him or complimenting him so much he breaks down and there is no inbetween

    • @conspiracypanda1200
      @conspiracypanda1200 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Reading this comment while the question "why do your sideburns look like pubes" simultaneously hit my ears had me snorting so hard my entire face almost collapsed

    • @2minuss
      @2minuss 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *SUCCESS!*

  • @craghack701
    @craghack701 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1338

    The controlled breathing after the pregnancy test comment kills me every single time

  • @chilliadistudios
    @chilliadistudios 2 ปีที่แล้ว +931

    I love how during the “Are you real?” bit Jerma gets so defensive

    • @FloofMother
      @FloofMother 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      Also his argument is that the technology isn’t there, not that his personality or the things he says are human

  • @QueenBee-ws3mu
    @QueenBee-ws3mu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1009

    Had the person editing this not included the chatters In question I could 100% believe that jerma is talking to himself and no one asked any of these things.

  • @Gigglesnix
    @Gigglesnix 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1254

    If jerma ever realizes he's being contained it could mean the end of the world

    • @Godfredozila
      @Godfredozila 2 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      SCP Andy

    • @lastsecondshot5779
      @lastsecondshot5779 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      A big thank you to the brave souls who distract him with funny comments like these

    • @sythrus
      @sythrus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Or a new beginning

    • @Gigglesnix
      @Gigglesnix 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@Godfredozila anomaly andy

    • @RobWithGuns
      @RobWithGuns 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He’s truly living in his Truman Burbank era

  • @waterbottle6644
    @waterbottle6644 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3170

    16:50 is such a powerful moment. He freaks out so much, correctly deducting how bad the experience would be, yet immediately goes for it anyways. I really feel bad for jermas actor, Mike, sometimes; the writers put him through a lot

    • @ebinecksdee9872
      @ebinecksdee9872 2 ปีที่แล้ว +380

      I heard Mike has had to go to therapy multiple times to get out of character because the director wanted him to be fully immersed in the character. Apparently Mike only watched children's TH-cam videos for 24 hours straight on an ipad and that just broke his mind

    • @micahbeckner2274
      @micahbeckner2274 2 ปีที่แล้ว +191

      Didn’t they black mail mike into playing jerma? The whole situation is really messed up

    • @Vonias
      @Vonias 2 ปีที่แล้ว +205

      Okay Mike needs to become a big in joke in the community, the idea of "Jerma's actor" is so funny and it's incredibly surprising a joke like this hasn't been done before.

    • @ebinecksdee9872
      @ebinecksdee9872 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      @@Vonias just comment something related to Mike on every Jerma video you come across ez pz

    • @Vonias
      @Vonias 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@ebinecksdee9872 You got it, I'm 100% in on this little scheme if you promise to do the same.

  • @HeartOfStone.
    @HeartOfStone. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +908

    See the thing is that Jerma himself is funny but to me the funniest part is the audience being batshit crazy and because Jerma's so genuine and nice that he's essentially the straight man to the audiences absurdity, as much as the latter would have you believe the opposite.

    • @junezdollhouse
      @junezdollhouse 2 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      this is the truest thing about jerma ive seen in a while. like yes hes crazy but thats only sometimes. most of his insanity is just chat encouraging him to go off the rails

    • @malaizze
      @malaizze 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      I saw him eat a kid once. Didn’t even swallow- it was like he *was* the mouth.

    • @HeartOfStone.
      @HeartOfStone. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@malaizze "Mr. Mouth Man", of course.

    • @plaguedocter4791
      @plaguedocter4791 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stop spreading misinformation he literally stabbed me and collected the blood in a dirty alley way in Boston 10 years ago

    • @masondickerson9466
      @masondickerson9466 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@malaizze This made me laugh so hard! Also a great encapsulation of exactly what the original comment is talking about.

  • @wordydird
    @wordydird 2 ปีที่แล้ว +898

    This feels like a watching a wild animal at the zoo and you guys are all the zookeepers who are just like "yeah he does that" and I'm so confused but happy to have seen such a beautiful moment.

    • @lillieampurra
      @lillieampurra 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      epitome of "he's a bit off but he's got the spirit" of acting human

    • @ImAWildApe
      @ImAWildApe 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You have to dig the demons out from under your skin

  • @VRJosh
    @VRJosh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +707

    CAUGHT ON FILM, Every time the mods have a mini heart attack.

    • @johncrops
      @johncrops  2 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      We appreciate your hard work in dealing with this insane man and his insane chat

    • @rorbee
      @rorbee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      The courageous wranglers between a man who will repeat anything he reads and a horde that keeps writing down world ending spells

    • @PedroKing19
      @PedroKing19 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@rorbeeThe Magnus Archives

  • @EstivalSolstice
    @EstivalSolstice 2 ปีที่แล้ว +891

    I love how he always refers to himself as “this guy” even if the message just says something like “him,” like every single stream is an entirely new audience that has never experienced this deranged streamer

    • @totallynotmrsinister8705
      @totallynotmrsinister8705 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Neopronouns

    • @CaseyShontz
      @CaseyShontz 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@totallynotmrsinister8705this guys pronouns are he/this guy

    • @ansyyxux
      @ansyyxux 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      this guy/this guy's

  • @Loe7
    @Loe7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    I remember when Jerma was talking about how much he hated cinnamon for like 20 straight minutes during his Elden Ring playthrough. Someone in chat said, *"I'm flabbergasted you're using cinnamon for a bit."* He read it out loud and spent the next 20 minutes trying to justify why he actually hates cinnamon and that he's not doing a bit.

  • @OdaSwifteye
    @OdaSwifteye 2 ปีที่แล้ว +463

    Zerk off room is killing me. I'm just imagining someone trying to walk into that room and having some level of dignity as someone watches them walk in and close the door. Do you still zerk off knowing that everyone is waiting and listening for you to zerk off or do you leave and does it mean anything to go into the zerk off room and fail to zerk off?
    Who cleans the zerk off room?
    And the fucking classy Sims 1 music tops it off.

    • @funnylittlecreature
      @funnylittlecreature 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Why would you watch someone walk into the zerk off room and just stay there listening

    • @OdaSwifteye
      @OdaSwifteye 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@funnylittlecreature Well that's the thing. Are you going to put on headphones or turn on something to flush out the sound of someone zerking off in the zerk off room?
      Because I don't know about you but if there's nothing running or playing in the house I can hear things from across the street much less in another room.

    • @nootboot9324
      @nootboot9324 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@OdaSwifteye the clear answer is the zerk off room being underneath the main house like a basement. Accessible through connected tunnels from each room, none of which are connected to each other as to avoid running into others on a trip to the ZOR. So it would have like 7 different doors all of which would have a wooden plank type lock to bar each. It would be a sort of pocket void of sin

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      ​@@nootboot9324the phrase "pocket void of sin" goes way too hard for what this comment is talking about

    • @FloofMother
      @FloofMother 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      I imagine the zerk off room would not be so much a place of privacy as it is a dedicated room to make the experience as enjoyable and comfortable as possible

  • @hevoo
    @hevoo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +377

    I absolutely love the Dusk dev as a reoccurring character.

    • @navc8522
      @navc8522 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      David's a character, to be sure.

  • @70sman
    @70sman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1822

    Thank you so much for these, Jermas chat truly is just as insane as him

    • @SN-of5tu
      @SN-of5tu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      jerma's chat is merely a mirror of the man's madness. thousands of voices conglomerated to re-create a representation of this psycho's inner monologue. a unison of screams, pleading to be freed, to be released into the mortal world through jerma's words.
      and jerma complies, saying shit like "how many skeletons could you kill before they got into your anus?"

    • @ohgodohnothebees
      @ohgodohnothebees 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@SN-of5tu Did Jerma drive them insane, Or did they drive Jerma insane?

    • @skunthundler
      @skunthundler 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@ohgodohnothebees They're like ouroboros, they're continually zonking each other.

    • @70sman
      @70sman 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@skunthundler more like constantly zerking each other off, the sickos

    • @TheCactuar124
      @TheCactuar124 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@skunthundler Zonking or zerking?

  • @glendorner5569
    @glendorner5569 2 ปีที่แล้ว +343

    He reads these messages like a baby sounding out his first words

  • @ninilzzz410
    @ninilzzz410 2 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    i fucking love it when he laughs at a message first and then says 'whats that mean?'

    • @ninilzzz410
      @ninilzzz410 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      its like he's laughing at the letters arranged in a funky way, not a sentence

  • @keenfrizzle
    @keenfrizzle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +448

    6:57 It's a little scary how prepared he was to answer the question of whether he's real. As if he just sits constantly in the uncanny valley and gets questions about it all the time.

    • @monsterupdatewhen
      @monsterupdatewhen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      7:28 "Sorry, I'm real"

    • @ALiteralLamp
      @ALiteralLamp ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He does gets questions like that a lot

    • @snaifhassnan6348
      @snaifhassnan6348 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He’s an enlightened thinker

  • @linojvni2038
    @linojvni2038 2 ปีที่แล้ว +944

    It’s so cute how he plays along with us when we call him a psycho, like we’re all in on this game that we call him crazy but he’s actually a normal human, not realizing he’s an ACTUAL PSYCHO and we’re all a figment of his imagination

    • @populistscum
      @populistscum 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      wake up jermawake up jermawake up jermawake up jermawake up jermawake up jermawake up jermawake up jermawake up jermawake up jermawake up jermawake up jermawake up jermawake up jerma amirite? 🤣🤣😂

    • @tristanmoore985
      @tristanmoore985 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      The term is like “gang stalking” but milder

    • @clayless8701
      @clayless8701 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      or he's a figment of our collective imagination

    • @krusher181
      @krusher181 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I always thought we were real but Jerma was played by an actor, kinda like a vtuber.
      Exactly what a fake viewer would think tho, I now think you’re probably the one who’s right.

  • @flwrell
    @flwrell 2 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    I love how he manages to always read 99% of them wrong, but still understands mostly lmao

  • @blightbray127
    @blightbray127 2 ปีที่แล้ว +551

    Watching this from the comfort and privacy of my zerk off room. Great video:))))

    • @johncrops
      @johncrops  2 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      Stay safe in there

    • @blightbray127
      @blightbray127 2 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      May the zerk be with you John crops 🧌🧌🧌

  • @charliesmith1197
    @charliesmith1197 2 ปีที่แล้ว +478

    His ability to slightly change the contents of any message he reads is impressive

  • @SomeDumbKid1
    @SomeDumbKid1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +450

    These compilations have convinced me that Jerma's derangement is contagious and it spreads to his viewers like a memetic virus. Truly terrifying.

    • @NathanBoehm
      @NathanBoehm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ONION BUBS!!! ONION BUUUUUBS!!!!!!!!

  • @danielduffy6058
    @danielduffy6058 2 ปีที่แล้ว +955

    Never stop this series. It’s too good

    • @kingding9542
      @kingding9542 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      There's probably going to be at least one episode worth of martial every time jerma streams so I wouldn't worry about it if the uploader still enjoys this

    • @marxist-leninist-protagonist
      @marxist-leninist-protagonist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@kingding9542 If not someone can pick up the mantle. The jermamite community is amazing

  • @Livingroomset799Dep
    @Livingroomset799Dep 2 ปีที่แล้ว +338

    I’m glad these videos exist as proof to offset the enormous amount of people who think Jerma’s insane, when in reality chat’s the true menace

  • @baslewis
    @baslewis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    the fact that milk voice is such a real thing for performers is so funny. like i’ve been avoiding milk before shows for years.

  • @nillabug
    @nillabug 2 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    23:42 the absolute reverb on *BJORK* is impressive. Makes me fear for this Bjork individual

    • @mari-wy5yk
      @mari-wy5yk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      do you happen to know what stream this is?

    • @nillabug
      @nillabug 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@mari-wy5yk sorry I don’t, but the game is called ‘one hand clapping’ so you could probably find it using that

  • @johnthomason9980
    @johnthomason9980 2 ปีที่แล้ว +455

    Very funny to see the "c'mon dude the edibles are kicking in" bit right as I swallow the last bite of my edible

    • @remy0743
      @remy0743 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      How'd it go?

    • @synphilia4776
      @synphilia4776 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      RIP Tohn Jhomason, may he swallow in heaven

    • @BLANKONTOP
      @BLANKONTOP 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Currently nomming on some edibles, hoping to be like that guy

    • @hotlinerevachol5436
      @hotlinerevachol5436 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BLANKONTOP What, like fucking dead?

  • @fklmrek437
    @fklmrek437 2 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    “the dreamcast fucking sucks lmao” will never leave my head

  • @nothing4mepls973
    @nothing4mepls973 2 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    I love how the chat is trying to make him laugh as much as he's trying to make them laugh. Truly a blessed system.

  • @mimr3258
    @mimr3258 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    When someone asked him if he was real it was with the intentions of psyching him out but instead he aggressively tries to prove to the audience that he's not CGI

  • @tylerslittlecafe1288
    @tylerslittlecafe1288 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    How can a man be simultaneously the most unhinged person I've seen, and the most normal person at the same time.

  • @meguwu4975
    @meguwu4975 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    I love how when someone asks him "are you real?", he has to adamantly defend himself and prove he's real.

  • @bird2509
    @bird2509 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    17:10
    Jerma in my backyard eating a handful of snails

    • @kraftyfrog
      @kraftyfrog 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Escargot Andy

    • @snaifhassnan6348
      @snaifhassnan6348 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Jerma failing the infinite snail challenge

  • @jae338
    @jae338 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    god i truly fucking love that he will completely add or remove parts to the messages. even if it is just small words at the beginning/end that don't really change the meaning of the message much. so funny to me for no reason at all

  • @jamul_cos
    @jamul_cos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    My favorite parts are when we can hear Holly faintly laughing in the background

  • @pliskin101
    @pliskin101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    Speaking honestly, I like how he evolved with these. In the beginning, he would just laugh or be surprised, but now he takes them and turns them into a bit or a joke. Dude is a natural comedian.

  • @BierBart12
    @BierBart12 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    The zerk-off room is actually an incredible alibi. You could conduct all kinds of criminal or embarrassing activities in there and people would just leave you alone, thinking you were doing something mundane

  • @soigotthisnewanimeplot3162
    @soigotthisnewanimeplot3162 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Every time he reads a message you can see the realization of the community he's created flash across his face. God cried when he gazed upon the rotten fruits of his labor.

  • @iegendary-r8r
    @iegendary-r8r 2 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    chat is a random word generator and jerma takes them seriously

  • @dogemaster9676
    @dogemaster9676 2 ปีที่แล้ว +365

    i had a dream that jerma was my neighbor, he behaved like an NPC, constantly roaming the same areas of my neighborhood every day at the same times. one day i called to him, JERMA! he looked at me as if i had called him by a name he hadn't heard in years. i woke up convinced the dream was real, wondering what house jerma had been living in all this time, and then fell asleep again
    UPDATE: jerma is a recurring character in my dreams.

  • @likethewitherboss
    @likethewitherboss 2 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    the dusk dev parts were golden

  • @Vonias
    @Vonias 2 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    The democratic primary raid bit made me nearly pass out the first time I saw it. It's so stupid lmao. The idea of getting interrupted every 5 seconds to shout out a raid and Bernie Sanders requesting that the chat be put in "sub only mode" is just hilarious to me. That implies that all the candidates can see chat and respond to it, it's so ridiculous.

  • @Vincente22
    @Vincente22 2 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    chat doesn't actually exist it's all just his different personalities

    • @thewizard1
      @thewizard1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      The souls of his victims

    • @DonkeyWork420
      @DonkeyWork420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@thewizard1 victims of the red pulsating mass

    • @warwolt
      @warwolt 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Dr Jermyll and Mr Chat

  • @krittykrats
    @krittykrats 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    "sweaty and in pain" - the gaming wizard from las vegas

  • @raphael8951
    @raphael8951 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    I love how he always autocomplete the chat messages

  • @pubscrublord3475
    @pubscrublord3475 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    As I got to the show pants segment, as he was about to stand up, I thought the raw power of Jerma's pants crashed my computer. Just froze as he started rising from his chair.

  • @IAMParaDROID
    @IAMParaDROID 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    I just discovered Jerma and these videos have been a great crash course on the subject.

  • @3spoons366
    @3spoons366 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    10:15
    Jerma seeing chat as a bunch of kids doing the kid point and laugh sound makes every time he does something stupid or chat makes fun of him so much funnier.

  • @NJWebCrawler
    @NJWebCrawler 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    I like how in clips like 1:10 jerma is afraid to say "it probably smells like puke" but also goes on to say way worse things when reading other chat messages

    • @NJWebCrawler
      @NJWebCrawler 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      (Without question) "why do your sideburns look like pubes?"

  • @zerolife3008
    @zerolife3008 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Jerma is one of the only streamers who still reads chat very frequently even though he has over 10k viewers per stream. The best part is a lot of the time the stream gets derailed for a few minutes because of the messages he reads.

  • @HappyLarry.
    @HappyLarry. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    I like that the dev called Jerma 'them' not 'him', like he believes he's a different species and can't identify his gender

    • @okuyasuniijimura
      @okuyasuniijimura 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Ah yes, the jerma hivemind

    • @soupoup
      @soupoup 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Them is also used for singular people but I like this theory

    • @flipwonderland
      @flipwonderland 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@soupoup but he's referring to the hivemind that is jerma

    • @combativeThinker
      @combativeThinker ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@soupoup
      Really? Well, it shouldn’t be. That’s grammatically incorrect. The correct pronoun to use when referring to a person of unknown sex/gender in the English language is the masculine “he,” “him,” or “his.”

    • @carpetjam1264
      @carpetjam1264 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@combativeThinkerIts them lol
      “have you met the new intern”
      “no, i havent met them yet”
      Using he would mean the gender is known, wouldnt it?

  • @murphthasmurf5923
    @murphthasmurf5923 2 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    He never reads what they say, he just takes a few words and invents a narrative

  • @CallofFreaky
    @CallofFreaky 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    9:15 Jerma really made a game developer come off as insane as Jerma is

  • @nosliwyelir
    @nosliwyelir 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    The Bernie bit got me good. "Here come the rats, ok, it's true."

  • @CallofFreaky
    @CallofFreaky 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    3:36 This is actually a really great question if the Zerk off room is locked you know what they’re in there for. And if you forget to lock it you’ll both just look at each other knowing you both intended to zerk off or you can stare the guy down when he catches you and he’ll be ashamed enough to leave and not talk about it. A Zerk off room is a great idea

  • @Xylophytae
    @Xylophytae 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    my favorite comments are the one where the viewers just explain the dreamstates that they experience due to being terminally active in jermas stream chats

  • @laynewhite626
    @laynewhite626 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    His accent slipping during the grilled human meat, hes nervous, he doesn't want us catching on to him.

  • @EightTinyRats
    @EightTinyRats 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    These Jerma Chat videos have become my favorite thing ever holy shit

  • @cosmonautt7458
    @cosmonautt7458 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    I get so excited every time a new one of these drops, thank you so much!

  • @JioVega
    @JioVega 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I love that he put the pregnancy test back in his mouth

  • @yatrtiah
    @yatrtiah 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Gonna be honest, I used to hate Jerma comps and clips, because I didn't watch his streams at the time and yt kept recommending me his content for some reason.. I was so foolish and blind back then🙈
    Thanks for your effort, love these comps now!

    • @joemamma7169
      @joemamma7169 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh no, Jerma's taken him he's been assimilated into Jerma's mind 😰😰😰

    • @flipwonderland
      @flipwonderland 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      we lost another one bois, rest in peace.

  • @darkjanggo
    @darkjanggo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    29:16 holy fuck im crying, every once in a while jerma will just absolutely destroy my humor receptors and it happened here

  • @anti-spiral159
    @anti-spiral159 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Wow! Jerma sure is fast in typing all that with His extra limbs and making it look normal what he "just caught up" in the chat. Incredible skills

  • @mythcat1273
    @mythcat1273 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    2:14 I love how a single chat message completely destroyed jerma's opinion of fun dip

  • @Rigius
    @Rigius ปีที่แล้ว +11

    All 5 of these are easily the funniest Jerma compilations on TH-cam. Keep it up cant wait for more!

    • @johncrops
      @johncrops  ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hey thanks, glad you like them! #6 is in the works

  • @theSato
    @theSato 2 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    Thank you for this, me and my friends were just saying "hope there's another 'jerma with funny chat messages' compilation soon" a couple days ago.
    Can't wait for the next one, really appreciate your work in making me and my friends crack up in voice chat. Any other really good Jerma/vinny/joel compilations would be welcome too!

    • @johncrops
      @johncrops  2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Genuinely makes me so happy when people talk about them and their friends watching these videos, it's so wholesome

    • @theSato
      @theSato 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@johncrops I thought you might like to know your work brought us a little joy and levity in a currently stinky world!

  • @Agent_Deko_
    @Agent_Deko_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Jerma: I’m not gonna say/ read it
    *proceeds to do it anyways*
    *goes on to elaborate for 10 minutes*

  • @Star0gaze
    @Star0gaze ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I don't know why but the concept of this guy having a family really boggles me, you're telling me the same man who threatened to put a viewer INSIDE OF A GRINDER and literally GROWLED at chat after giving his viewers the death stare has a brother??? And a MOM????

  • @rREC
    @rREC 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    i love how jerma at first is apprehensive when chat asks him to do something and says no but then gives up after 5 seconds to do what chat told him.

  • @ArrangedNoiseFan
    @ArrangedNoiseFan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    25:58 imagine if he had correctly guessed this person’s name, dude would freak

  • @Ragnemuffinable
    @Ragnemuffinable 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Great as always. Want to suggest my own one guy moment. In the Farmer's Dynasty vod with chat; Jerma reads the comment at 4:46:19. The comment appears from ragnem at 4:46:52. The context is he's spent the last five minutes trying to push his truck out of a river. He then proceeds to get a second vehicle stuck in the river. love this dude

    • @johncrops
      @johncrops  2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I think that could probably work in these videos, thank ya for the recommendation, I'll definitely keep note of it!

    • @benjabby
      @benjabby 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ragne Muffin...
      Ragnem...
      Hmmmmmm 🤔

  • @whebshow6610
    @whebshow6610 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The "handful of Bean Boozled beans" clip is amazing. He doesn't even do the "no I'm NOT going to do that!" routine and literally just goes straight for it. Then he says it tastes like hamburger meat? What a streamer

  • @periwinkle43
    @periwinkle43 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    David Szymanski being a fan of Jerma makes him even more awesome asides from making great games like Dusk and Iron Lung. What a fkn legend

  • @Digsidian
    @Digsidian 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Finally! The new Jerma compilation I can put on when falling asleep. I was beginning to have restless nights.

  • @TheFlamingMarshmallow
    @TheFlamingMarshmallow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Thank u sm for making these, the added screencaps of chat make it 10000% better 💕 I had some friends over (who have no idea who jerma is) so I threw these on the tv and they were laughing their asses off. No pressure of course, but hope u make more! I cant catch all of jerma's streams so I always look forward to these!

    • @johncrops
      @johncrops  2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      So wholesome when people talking about them and their friends enjoying the videos together, I love it

  • @jer_e4806
    @jer_e4806 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    22:11 There is something so utterly hysterical about this clip to me, the oddly specific yet strangely relatable post parred with gameplay and music thats so sub-par that you hope whoever made the game did it ironically/as a joke, it's just too absurd not to laugh at.

  • @nexenzy5825
    @nexenzy5825 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    i love how have of these are chat convincing him into doing things he doesnt wanna do for their entertainment/curiousity

  • @nateharvey1300
    @nateharvey1300 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    This and the last video both started with a milk voice comment, cinematic parallels

  • @spiderdude2099
    @spiderdude2099 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I love how so many of the messages aren't even complete thoughts, just handfuls of words.

  • @kaidkaid88
    @kaidkaid88 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Hands down my FAVOURITE thing about Jerma. My FAVOURITE THING. It makes me so happy when he does this, i cant get enough, when jerma goes: "wh- what are you talking about, im- *laughs * im- im not gonna do that. Im- *laughs some more * im not- guys- fine" and then immediately does it

  • @lilyv.8921
    @lilyv.8921 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    these vids bring a certain type of glee to my heart and im sure it's the same for many other ppl ty for these :)

  • @prozystudios1595
    @prozystudios1595 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    john you have no idea how amazing every single one of these videos are and i’m so thankful for you

    • @johncrops
      @johncrops  2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Hey that means a lot, thank you

  • @charKT-7461
    @charKT-7461 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Why was he so ashamed of the Super Mario pajamas? That's literally the coolest thing you can wear

    • @artistmaki630
      @artistmaki630 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Fr I thought he was going to be wearing those mini shorts again or something

  • @semirewest9962
    @semirewest9962 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    As if Jerma's existence wasn't confusing enough without the pie dream

  • @jorcornel558
    @jorcornel558 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "I cant show you must pants, i.... Alright fine" is the most Jerma thing I've heard so far