Jerma Reading Questionable Chat Messages #3

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  • @repeldark
    @repeldark 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10074

    obsessed with him begging chat to counteract the curses on him

    • @HIMOMLETSGO
      @HIMOMLETSGO 3 ปีที่แล้ว +533

      IVE GOT LIKE 6 CURSES ON ME NOW

    • @electrotoxins
      @electrotoxins 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      There's a really good animation on that th-cam.com/video/Kjr0Xo9cPzc/w-d-xo.html

    • @BudBonkerson
      @BudBonkerson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      black tourmaline streamer

    • @tokiWren
      @tokiWren 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      why did he think they would

    • @kodachromeraccoon5448
      @kodachromeraccoon5448 2 ปีที่แล้ว +198

      As someone who has attempted some witchcraft I have tried my best to counteract the curses. Unfortunately this man is hella cursed and I cannot do much

  • @mirmash
    @mirmash 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10020

    I love how he sometimes, almost instinctually, adds more to the messages making them sound funnier and/or even more fucked up than they actually are

    • @AbsoluteTravisT
      @AbsoluteTravisT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +596

      WHY did he turn that Jigsaw rap at the end from "i'm eating this guy up" to "i'll eat up your ass"

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      HELP!!! Everybody at my school cyberbullies me because they say me good good GOOD videos are extremely BAD!!! Please help me, dear mir

    • @verkhvo
      @verkhvo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +451

      the poop wine permanently fucked up his perception

    • @T_Skillet
      @T_Skillet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@Wonderaven well he's a dirty disgusting bot, so the answer is yes. Absolutely.

    • @mirmash
      @mirmash 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@AxxLAfriku good

  • @Stereo6400
    @Stereo6400 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1759

    Love how he’s on the verge of tears after being accused of having Hillary Clinton hair

    • @LifeWKai
      @LifeWKai 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      He takes his mustache hair very seriously

  • @Linkbrawler9000
    @Linkbrawler9000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1983

    The little sister one still gets me every time. I had no idea the initial message and the “she’s 24” were two different one guys.

    • @LifeWKai
      @LifeWKai 3 ปีที่แล้ว +362

      Scarier cuz it means that the og sister probably was a kid, and witnessed that whole bit.

    • @Linkbrawler9000
      @Linkbrawler9000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +345

      @@LifeWKai Permanent trauma. She may never recover, emotionally or mentally.

    • @stickyrubb
      @stickyrubb ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i was the 1000th like

    • @jeffery9543
      @jeffery9543 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I gotta read usernames more often
      o _ o

  • @nsane9998
    @nsane9998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3200

    Jerma desperately begging the wizards in his chat to remove his 7 curses is the best.

    • @LifeWKai
      @LifeWKai 3 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      If he wakes up tomorrow, he's gonna be so mad.

    • @murkyhydra6351
      @murkyhydra6351 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@LifeWKai "if"

    • @sleepy5902
      @sleepy5902 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      there's 666 likes i can't ruin this perfection

    • @ab3ki84hayate
      @ab3ki84hayate 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@sleepy5902 ruined it for you

    • @skinnysnorlax1876
      @skinnysnorlax1876 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      At least one of them must lead to his terrible gambling luck. So his chat wizards are slacking

  • @tillum7593
    @tillum7593 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10141

    Thank you for making these! I wish jerma was real

    • @dorkle9085
      @dorkle9085 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Huh

    • @liambroderick7471
      @liambroderick7471 3 ปีที่แล้ว +360

      Me too, he’d be such a fun streamer to watch IRL!

    • @300coconutcrabs
      @300coconutcrabs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      me too :[

    • @siliconepeach809
      @siliconepeach809 3 ปีที่แล้ว +266

      Jerma will be real in 9 hours

    • @avebave6550
      @avebave6550 3 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      Hey man I understand your wish, but it's dangerous to live in a fantasy world

  • @Cruxin
    @Cruxin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5021

    the fart simulator one is seriously so true

    • @nextProgram
      @nextProgram 3 ปีที่แล้ว +481

      Yeah. In every Jerma clip I’ve ever seen he’s always playing the most bootleg game imaginable

    • @Cruxin
      @Cruxin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +214

      @@nextProgram dollhouse-tier shit aside, it's seriously his most fun content i stg

    • @System509
      @System509 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      I hope someone in the community is making it so he can actually play it.

    • @imartimus
      @imartimus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      I've never watched one of his streams, but every clip of him I see he is playing some random ass game I have never heard of.

    • @phoebeaurum7113
      @phoebeaurum7113 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Even now where he played Gollum instead of Zelda. He didn't do anything particularly funny in the video but he's way more prone to playing random games or trash games than something people actually like.

  • @fxntxsyyy
    @fxntxsyyy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +713

    Fart simulator 2023 turning into fart simulator 2013 is the funniest thing for no reason

    • @LifeWKai
      @LifeWKai 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      From Xbox 720 to Xbox 360

  • @noarmsnolife6665
    @noarmsnolife6665 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1597

    I love the burger bite because you can see how his brain keeps telling him to stop and he keeps reconsidering whether or not he should really do it

    • @looting3305
      @looting3305 3 ปีที่แล้ว +235

      The first time he hesitates you can see in his eyes hes going "fuck, maybe I am weird" only to start telling himself in his mind "No I'm NOT WEIRD, this is NORMAL" and force himself to take the bite and make eye contact

    • @catswellthecat7855
      @catswellthecat7855 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      I haven’t seen much of Jerma outside of memes, but I can kinda see why people call him a psycho streamer

    • @-yammie-
      @-yammie- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      to me it looked like he kept stopping because he was about to burst out laughing if he continued

  • @joeyjojos5839
    @joeyjojos5839 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1065

    "I smell like the end of a creamed corn can" As if that's any less weird????

    • @Zabe_B
      @Zabe_B 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      trying to make the people who have parasocial relationships with him smell the inside of a creamed corn can

    • @Addsomehappy
      @Addsomehappy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      creamed 😩 streamer

  • @AshAdkins22
    @AshAdkins22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +727

    I like how someone says "my mom thinks you're hot" and before the light of the message even reaches his eyes, he's snapped into "your son's charming and handsome friend" mode

  • @rovaan57
    @rovaan57 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3461

    The burger bite still haunts me to this day

    • @slig4656
      @slig4656 3 ปีที่แล้ว +469

      It’s so sensual

    • @chickengogo1683
      @chickengogo1683 3 ปีที่แล้ว +418

      theres a short moment of lucidity at 0:58 where he realizes he shouldnt do it but he does it anyway

    • @JayTohab
      @JayTohab 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@slig4656 uncomfortable*

    • @slig4656
      @slig4656 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@JayTohab for you. weakling.

    • @JayTohab
      @JayTohab 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@slig4656 You know what? Fair.

  • @mudstick
    @mudstick 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3689

    saw a tumblr post saying that chat accusing jerma of or calling him out on things is made so much funnier because he always does such a bad job of defending himself
    "what? no, chat, i didn't-i don't-what? chat i don't do that. i don't."

    • @geckomancer
      @geckomancer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +652

      jerma has one eyelash and he has to draw all the other ones on every day

    • @chickengogo1683
      @chickengogo1683 3 ปีที่แล้ว +348

      ONE LASH ANDY

    • @orangesilver8
      @orangesilver8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +290

      I saw it described as "denying a completely insane allegation out of nowhere that no one made" which is just a sus thing to do.

    • @mothmanghost983
      @mothmanghost983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      The chat is the definition of gaslighting

    • @lemonfresh1135
      @lemonfresh1135 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      that is the cornerstone of the studies of every jermologist

  • @wilbobaggins5403
    @wilbobaggins5403 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2656

    the way he enunciates words is fascinating i want to study him under a microscope

    • @ponponpatapon9670
      @ponponpatapon9670 3 ปีที่แล้ว +210

      he kind of goes from speaking like a normal person to talking like a seven-year-old child, it's quite perplexing

    • @genejas
      @genejas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      He's from Boston

    • @maldacah
      @maldacah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      people from boston are just like that, don't worry about it

    • @DaBonkinator
      @DaBonkinator 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Whats funny is that that is physically possible

    • @exorchili7121
      @exorchili7121 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      he turned into ecco2k at 27:50 lol

  • @abr3127
    @abr3127 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3504

    It's really nice that no matter how boring the game is Jermas chat will still have the most random shit on their mind

    • @matmightstir1427
      @matmightstir1427 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Adhd

    • @user-du7yg7wp4n
      @user-du7yg7wp4n 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      *its. On its mind.

    • @matmightstir1427
      @matmightstir1427 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@user-du7yg7wp4n I'd say it's more that it should be "chatters" to highlight the amount of people

    • @exzyyd392
      @exzyyd392 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@matmightstir1427 Nah the whole point is to treat Chat as its own thing so that no one gets singled out. It's the same reason Jerma always says "one guy" or "that guy" instead of saying their name

    • @user-du7yg7wp4n
      @user-du7yg7wp4n 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@matmightstir1427 people? What are you talking about? You sound insane

  • @lovesiccat
    @lovesiccat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3119

    The TV burn-in and Peep The Horror are genuinely two of the greatest things to ever happen on any stream ever.

    • @Why_It
      @Why_It 3 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      God, I love Peep the Horror.

    • @calvinjessen6960
      @calvinjessen6960 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      where is peep the horror

    • @ThePostmenTribute
      @ThePostmenTribute 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Personally I think they're the most forced jokes chat has done. Chat is desperate.

    • @deejorno
      @deejorno 2 ปีที่แล้ว +228

      @@ThePostmenTribute ai generated hate message

    • @polocatfan
      @polocatfan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      @@ThePostmenTribute -2

  • @aliathif7778
    @aliathif7778 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2416

    Why is Jerma so fucking good at making Sorting Algorithm Noises.
    Legit compact sicko activities

    • @znJakobnz
      @znJakobnz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Yeah, that was scary good

    • @shwingleman
      @shwingleman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      See he was once a substitute teacher

    • @lukasmuller1274
      @lukasmuller1274 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@shwingleman good one

    • @LushSSB
      @LushSSB 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      13:35 this one was legit terrifying too

  • @Petey5
    @Petey5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +924

    Before he does the burger bite you can see him start to doubt himself but then he realizes he has to finish the joke or he'll look even worse

  • @gankr3546
    @gankr3546 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1821

    Jerma is so entertaining, helps me ignore the fact that he killed 8 people.

    • @saych232
      @saych232 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      I heard it was more like 97

    • @HabitualThinker
      @HabitualThinker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@saych232 is that the bite

    • @adachivineboom
      @adachivineboom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@HabitualThinker
      of

    • @AlkaProto
      @AlkaProto 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@adachivineboom eight

    • @thirteen9991
      @thirteen9991 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@AlkaProto ty

  • @Zogger568
    @Zogger568 3 ปีที่แล้ว +522

    Jerma is fighting for his fucking life every time he streams.

  • @Barrensss
    @Barrensss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1022

    I remember asking him a question during the Darkest Dungeon streams about how many Skeletons he could take in a fight before they got to his asshole, and he read half of it and sounded angry lol

    • @Estra_Estra
      @Estra_Estra 3 ปีที่แล้ว +227

      this was way funnier to read because i somehow read "to" as "up" just like something jerma would do

    • @triplepersys
      @triplepersys 3 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      thats because u assumed he'd lose

    • @snuskieVT
      @snuskieVT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Estra_Estra holy shit I just did the same thing

    • @anguset
      @anguset 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I must have a link and a timestamp please

    • @trent6775
      @trent6775 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@anguset need this

  • @isaiahmiranda7609
    @isaiahmiranda7609 3 ปีที่แล้ว +950

    Another funny thing with Jerma that I've seen pointed out online is the fact that his chat purposely spreads (often wacky) misinformation about Jerma online, which eventually makes it back to him only for Jerma to usually be bad at defending himself, and because he's bad at defending himself when a bizarre accusation is made against him it only makes him look more guilty...

    • @fruitpigenthusiast120
      @fruitpigenthusiast120 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      No. It's all true

    • @internalizedhappyness9774
      @internalizedhappyness9774 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Or, you know it’s just people gaslighting him

    • @urbainleverrier1
      @urbainleverrier1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      funny examples are as follows:
      the sus guy (Jeremiah followers claim this as true)
      "every serial killers face compiled into one man" shows a picture of jerma (suspicious)

    • @neonlights_12
      @neonlights_12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Just like chat spreading the "fact" that Jerma killed 8 people when he knows the count is much higher

  • @Amythest
    @Amythest 3 ปีที่แล้ว +819

    The Elmo bit almost killed me lmao. I was drinking hot tea and then “She’s 24 you psycho” happened and I proceeded to choke on my drink lol. I could have died at 26, choking on tea and it still would have been worth it. Lol

    • @unsnopable
      @unsnopable 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      same

    • @JayTohab
      @JayTohab 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It was so cursed 🤣

    • @cherryjasper1728
      @cherryjasper1728 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      at least the sentiment was sweet....?

    • @a3giswav391
      @a3giswav391 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Reddit moment 🤓

    • @boxcrunch
      @boxcrunch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Wouldn’t be the first time jerma killed someone

  • @spacecat77
    @spacecat77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +417

    I love when he completely changes what the chat actually said such as 28:24 "I'm eating this guy up, call me 9 ate 5." to "I'll eat up your ass, call me 9 8 5" (GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS)

    • @LifeWKai
      @LifeWKai 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Do you eat ass?"
      "Of course I do!"

    • @baslewis
      @baslewis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      IM SO GLAD SOMEONE ELSE MENTIONED IT

    • @HabitualThinker
      @HabitualThinker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      being fair, the gas ad lib was pretty funny

  • @FiksIIanzO
    @FiksIIanzO 2 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    Jerma: has too much ADHD to look anyone in the eye for more than a picosecond, according to Jerma
    Also Jerma: sensually looks his friends directly in the eyes when taking a bite of his food when he goes out for dinner, according to Jerma

  • @pastehead1322
    @pastehead1322 3 ปีที่แล้ว +391

    the best part of the voodoo clips is the fact that, on some level, he TOTALLY believes it. you know the clip where hes wearing a black tourmaline bracelet? direct corroboration.

    • @LifeWKai
      @LifeWKai 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Jerma doesnt know that people can say things and they not be true.

  • @Doc-Blitzkrieg
    @Doc-Blitzkrieg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    I love how Jerma’s first reaction isn’t to ask how old that guy’s sister is, but to immediately jump into an Elmo impression.

  • @wavybonez183
    @wavybonez183 3 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    Jerma only has two reactions to each message: uproarious laughter or sheer offense to whatever was just said

    • @LifeWKai
      @LifeWKai 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He is if you were to do all or nothing on character customization sliders

  • @imuttx
    @imuttx ปีที่แล้ว +27

    jerma taking off his blue jacket because he looks like jon from garfield, revealing his second blue shirt

  • @NestorTheMindSculptor
    @NestorTheMindSculptor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +596

    "you are the ultimate white guy" hit me like a goddamn truck lmao

    • @slevemcdichael4481
      @slevemcdichael4481 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      probably because it's true

    • @LifeWKai
      @LifeWKai 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Jerma is what an Ai thinks an improv frat guy is

    • @pepperoniboy57
      @pepperoniboy57 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      more like a dump truck

  • @fallenh3ro
    @fallenh3ro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1659

    The Jon Arbuckle bit was so hilarious on how he dressed exactly like him , love these vids thank you for making them !

  • @Gabri_Lovecraft
    @Gabri_Lovecraft 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1202

    2:50 This made me genuinely cry because of how perfect this is. First, the out of nowhere comment that seems random to anyone not in the know, then Jerma ADMITTING he said it, and saying it was "8 years ago", smash cut to a Tweet from 2017, and THEN he denies knowing what they're even talking about and asks people to stop "ratioing" old Tweets, and then says the wrong date again of 2012. You genuinely could not script something this funny if you tried.

    • @LifeWKai
      @LifeWKai 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      +2

    • @baslewis
      @baslewis ปีที่แล้ว +33

      i love when people break down jerma moments. it makes them so much funnier and i don’t know why. i basically quote this comment whenever i play that clip for them. /gen

    • @lucasgribbon9686
      @lucasgribbon9686 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@baslewis Jerma jokes are an interesting case because they somehow get funnier when you explain them

  • @jodiac
    @jodiac 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    I absolutely lost it when he read the “she’s 24 you psycho”.

  • @ganon8835
    @ganon8835 3 ปีที่แล้ว +467

    the fact that he didnt break down when he did the burger eye contact bit is amazing lmfao

    • @urbroz
      @urbroz 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      to be fair it is just staring at a camera while eating

    • @exzyyd392
      @exzyyd392 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@urbroz Yeah but he hates eating on camera.
      Like a lot

    • @liefhebber6277
      @liefhebber6277 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah he struggled to maintain composure so much hahahaha

    • @urbroz
      @urbroz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@exzyyd392 He did just fine on the McChicken stream, im almost 100% sure This is why he hates eating on cam now.

  • @Sofnuuy
    @Sofnuuy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +319

    I love how Jerma knew exactly how that grape stomping lady sounded lmao

  • @Colty03
    @Colty03 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1658

    Hard to tell who is more messed up, Jerma or his fans. Neither were this deranged when he was just playing TF2 right?

    • @DanteTorn
      @DanteTorn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +372

      From where you're standing it might seem like an 18 carat run of stupid jokes. But the truth is? We were all fucked up like this from the start.

    • @TomBombadil7
      @TomBombadil7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +247

      What TF2 withdrawal does to an mf

    • @Mattquaza
      @Mattquaza 3 ปีที่แล้ว +367

      He did a livestream in 2012 where he ate like 7 eggs, he's always been insane, now with more funding

    • @luj6455
      @luj6455 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      @@TomBombadil7 tf2 players be like: this random valve janitors ip is actually a code to when the heavy update is coming out

    • @JanglePangle
      @JanglePangle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@luj6455 and historically they've been right as often as not.

  • @fops.5178
    @fops.5178 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "ban that person for seven hundred years" still splits my sides

  • @cooldudemcgee4457
    @cooldudemcgee4457 3 ปีที่แล้ว +881

    I’m honored to make an appearance at 27:05 as an instigator of this streamer’s psychotic tendencies

    • @nightshadetq2453
      @nightshadetq2453 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      you're a hero, this was one of my favorite diss verses from that stream lmao

    • @justin.632
      @justin.632 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Bro, that verse was tailor made for a Bostonian accent, one of the best for sure

    • @heckerman7060
      @heckerman7060 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      feeling equally as honored to have my diss called god awful lol 25:10

  • @genever_lover
    @genever_lover 3 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    chat is literally so quirky and upsetting but i wouldnt be here if it was normal

  • @superbad8008
    @superbad8008 3 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    The screen burn-in story had me in tears, couldn’t stop laughing for so long

    • @LifeWKai
      @LifeWKai 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      So sad it's fake, still hilarious.

    • @boianko
      @boianko 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I thought it was over but then that picture on the stairwell of the TV being used with jerma's face still burned on just made me crumble.

    • @spacelemon1
      @spacelemon1 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Sad that it wasn't real, but just the thought of the horrendous face staring back at you while watching the news kills me

  • @hauntedstorm
    @hauntedstorm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +547

    This is the first time I saw the little sister clip, I was paralyzed with laughter and in tears. Nice compilation!

    • @Tufhhuyy
      @Tufhhuyy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It might be the greatest twist of all time

    • @JonathanNormandy
      @JonathanNormandy 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Based Hilda pfp

  • @coolmanjack1995
    @coolmanjack1995 3 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    I love that Jerma's rapper voice is that his Boston accent gets thicker

  • @ultef4
    @ultef4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    jerma rhyming "gas" with "ass" was a stroke of genius at the end there

  • @hoodies5life43
    @hoodies5life43 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    I love whenever he starts laughing and just goes “somebody said”

  • @SmegmaEnjoyer_OFFICIAL
    @SmegmaEnjoyer_OFFICIAL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    I like to think there is a massive war in the spirit realm over jerma that we simply cannot see or know about with biblical consequences because of that one dude who cursed him

    • @BierBart12
      @BierBart12 ปีที่แล้ว

      Every physical disaster during the past years was caused by this war

  • @no3171
    @no3171 3 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    I have no idea whether the immediate "kill him" after Jerma starts doing the Elmo voice is wishing for Jermas death or if it is a desire to see Jerma kill Elmo.

    • @boianko
      @boianko 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      We all know Jerma, chat and Elmo are all just delusional hallucinations of Jeremy, he needs somebody to help him end this nightmare. He can't control himself. An animal an anim-

  • @KuwlioKoala
    @KuwlioKoala 3 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    3:30 his quiet "it's a fuckin..." before trailing off and laughing to explain it's a fan is so fucking funny to me. Like he knows how ridiculous the comment is but knows EXACTLY what they mean

  • @blaken2880
    @blaken2880 3 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    I don't know why but the cinnamon rap absolutely killed me. I'm crying.

  • @moltementi279
    @moltementi279 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    My favorite part about the John Arbuckle clip is how genuinely angry Jerma seems

  • @johncrops
    @johncrops  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1122

    I know I said I probably wasn't making another one of these, but the last one got age restricted so I felt bad for the people who couldn't watch it (looking out for you, Europe) and people asked for
    more, so here it is: The final part in the epic trilogy. Let's hope this one doesn't get age restricted.
    But now I really am going to work on a different, more unique style of Jerma content. Until then, I hope you all enjoy this video, and I hope you're all having a great 2022 :)

    • @GT7776
      @GT7776 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i always thought people just lied about their age on youtube lol
      why would anyone put in their real birthdate? just doesnt make sense

    • @johncrops
      @johncrops  3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Well most people do lie about it, but that's not really the main issue. When it gets age restricted, people who don't sign in can't watch it, which I think is a decent chunk of people. The other issue is that, from what I've heard, in some places like in Europe (which again, is a decent chunk of the Jerma community) you have to enter your credit card number or something to watch age restricted videos? Sounds wild

    • @Top_Lad
      @Top_Lad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Great video, always loved Jerma misinterpreting comments or being led on long tangents by comments. Oh and thanks for looking out for us people over in the EU :)

    • @aro_spectre
      @aro_spectre 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@johncrops yea, i heard of it being the case in netherlands or smth. i can watch it in russia tho, so there's that

    • @DjinnsĘnigma
      @DjinnsĘnigma 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@johncrops just ask mom for the credit card.

  • @kijilee
    @kijilee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    To be fair I didnt know what they meant by the grape stomping lady until he did the impression then I knew immediately

  • @BetaFury
    @BetaFury 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    I like how he just added eating ass to the lyrics even tho it wasn't mentioned at all

    • @kingcrimson4133
      @kingcrimson4133 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He had to rhyme something with GYASS

  • @soulrenvods
    @soulrenvods 3 ปีที่แล้ว +585

    15:49 HOLY SHIT THAT'S ME!! I never expected my message would even be here, well done finding it. I've been trying multiple times to get him to realize he's my favorite centipede streamer, and he finally saw that one.

    • @uhghouls
      @uhghouls 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      both of those specifically took me out

  • @ulety4145
    @ulety4145 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    you know a message in chat is really fucking with him when he hits you with the “what are you talking about?!”

    • @boianko
      @boianko 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      "I don't even... understand!"

  • @Clouditivity
    @Clouditivity 3 ปีที่แล้ว +258

    Jerma's Elmo impression is pretty good for someone who's Homer impression is- something

    • @DrOcsid
      @DrOcsid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      To be fair Homer is just a really hard voice to imitate. I've only heard maybe one person do a decent impression.

    • @Clouditivity
      @Clouditivity 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@DrOcsid but he thinks it's a good impression LOL

    • @Shmethan
      @Shmethan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I feel like he's amazing at every impression unless it's a Simpsons char

    • @nicheman4455
      @nicheman4455 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Shmethan I think jerma can do a decent marge though

    • @kaitlin9288
      @kaitlin9288 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      His Marge impression is even worse

  • @joblins3753
    @joblins3753 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    i love jerma having people send verses in chat and just straight up not being able to read them

    • @LifeWKai
      @LifeWKai 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Like a child wanting to lift the heaviest weight at the gym.

  • @awfutz
    @awfutz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    For the many years ive watched jerma’s content, ill never be amazed at his inability to read chat verbatim. Half the time he changes what chat said / reads it slight different, skips words, does a dyslexic switch every once and a while. He holds so much power over us and doesnt even understand

    • @LifeWKai
      @LifeWKai 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      He adjusts them to create the narrative he wants to hear.

  • @fleperd7021
    @fleperd7021 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    i’ve actually never felt more vulnerable than when jerma was just starting at me eating a mcdonald’s burger

  • @grey_larynx
    @grey_larynx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +334

    22:34 is still one of the greatest one guy moments i've ever witnessed on a Jerma stream.

  • @wherethewildthingswere
    @wherethewildthingswere 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    9:35 he sounds so genuinely distraught, on the verge of tears even, it delights me to no end

  • @empty5013
    @empty5013 3 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    0:40 finally gave me an idea of what it's like to go on a date with jerma and i must say it's as terrifying as it is exciting

    • @LifeWKai
      @LifeWKai 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Be careful of what happens afterwards, I've heard that Jerma is a man from Nantucket.

    • @empty5013
      @empty5013 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@LifeWKai just got back from the date, jerma murdered me and buried the remains he didn't eat in the nevada desert, overall pretty good, much better than most tinder dates i've been on

  • @shadowarkn1942
    @shadowarkn1942 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Jerma self identifying as an E-clown is so perfect

  • @celceusiguess
    @celceusiguess 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Jerma really went, "oh yea, this exact tweet? Nah don't know what you're talking about" on the bug one

    • @LifeWKai
      @LifeWKai 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I wouldn't be surprised if he had that exact Tweet pulled up on his moniter, the way he bold-faced lied.

    • @kaitlin9288
      @kaitlin9288 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Lying comes so naturally to his forked tongue

  • @KKwinner123
    @KKwinner123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +410

    Holy shit, Jerma's from the future confirmed?? He said it was 8 years ago that he tweeted that he ate the bug, but he tweeted that in 2017, but the year this youtube video was uploaded was 2022, which means that that clip happened some time before 2022, but 8 years ago from even just this year (2022) would be 2014, but 8 years after 2017 would be 2025, but that isn't going to happen for another 3 years. Doesn't add up, does it? Only 1 explanation: Jerma985 is a time traveler

    • @core1986
      @core1986 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      what the fuck

    • @ClassicBentobox
      @ClassicBentobox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      You mean Jerma986?

    • @lily..
      @lily.. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Ya he is it’s already confirmed. Obviously you’re a fake Jeremy 987fan🙄🙄🙄

    • @Hnnhnng
      @Hnnhnng 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I refuse to believe 2014 was 8 years ago

    • @humanure0
      @humanure0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      i feel like i just read the same sentence like twenty times

  • @bigboopus5059
    @bigboopus5059 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Thank you for confirming my suspicion that the Elmo bit was from two different people, meaning we will never know the true age of OneGuys sister and whether Elmo was a good response.

  • @smirkingshark
    @smirkingshark 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    I HAVE NEVER HEARD THE "JERMA RAPS" BEFORE BECAUSE I KEEP AVOIDING IT AND LISTENING TO IT FOR THE FIRST TIME IS KILLING ME GOD. I CANT TAKE IT

  • @imperialguard451
    @imperialguard451 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    i like how many times people have cursed him and every time he asks for people to un-curse him

  • @FreedomPuppy
    @FreedomPuppy 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Knowing the TV screen burn is fake, and the little sister being 24 being 2 different people kind of takes the punch out of the bit, not gonna lie.

  • @wilmeofficial
    @wilmeofficial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    jerma is a social experiment

    • @dorkle9085
      @dorkle9085 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ????????????

    • @boianko
      @boianko 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He's an anti-social experiment

  • @DemoniteBL
    @DemoniteBL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    20:31 Why is he so good at making sorting algorithm noises

    • @robertpurcell6411
      @robertpurcell6411 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Jerma is a soundboard

    • @BigBootyBatman
      @BigBootyBatman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hey it's the borderlands guy

    • @skinnysnorlax1876
      @skinnysnorlax1876 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh shit, the best Axton player watches the best streamer

  • @ceilingfan7030
    @ceilingfan7030 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    I LOVE the names you gave the segments
    “Drink” “Acne” “The Ultimate”
    It’s making me laugh

  • @jiffpop5143
    @jiffpop5143 3 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    Omfg that final rap at the end was actually amazing lmao

  • @Self-Referential
    @Self-Referential 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    I'll back him up on the little sister thing. I don't think anyone would have expected her to be that old based on the comment.

    • @jackalexande
      @jackalexande 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I didn't expect a grown woman to be afraid of jerma

  • @EFO841
    @EFO841 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    18:00 the way he stumbles over this is like underratedly funny

  • @S906-q4d
    @S906-q4d 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    15:36 They said "kiss the camera passionately".
    Now I feel even more ripped off

  • @TalkingSoup
    @TalkingSoup 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    some chats are cursed because they're cringe, some chats are cursed because they're hateful, jerma's chat is just plain Cursed

    • @TishyRose
      @TishyRose 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The nature of his chat is to be cursed, I don’t think it could be any other way at this point. To be cursed is normal.

    • @kreeperkiller4423
      @kreeperkiller4423 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      gonna need some wizards to counter the curse

    • @4ndr00med4
      @4ndr00med4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The deranged streamer gets the deranged chat.

  • @squidstealer5902
    @squidstealer5902 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Watching the rap segment live was amazing I've never seen a streamer get so lost in his fans dissing him

  • @josiemorris615
    @josiemorris615 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    The cinnamon finnamon rap at the end was the icing on the cake lol what a great compilation

    • @LifeWKai
      @LifeWKai 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The onion ring in the fries, if you will.

  • @volts6042
    @volts6042 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    I love how violently he rejected the idea of looking like Jon from garfield

  • @deftrascal1626
    @deftrascal1626 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    his impression of the sorting algorithm sound is so accurate it’s terrifying

  • @spegynmerbles3993
    @spegynmerbles3993 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Jerma’s chat is a collection of the most bizarre creatures imaginable

  • @radraandyy4536
    @radraandyy4536 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    something so sweet about him remembering the person at Pax East. like instantly he was like "oh were you on the balcony?"

  • @ifyoureadthisv1
    @ifyoureadthisv1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    The sequel everyone was waiting for!

  • @zedokaiba6047
    @zedokaiba6047 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    25:43 basically what eminem sounds like in almost every song.

  • @TABBYMUSIC
    @TABBYMUSIC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    "She's 24 you psycho"
    I haven't laughed so hard in all my life

    • @LifeWKai
      @LifeWKai 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      His solemn "Oh." is the cherry on top.

  • @revolverocelots291
    @revolverocelots291 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    these are my favorite videos now. thank you. also obsessed with the fact that the person who told him to spin around in his chair was the same person who asked if he wanted to know the effects of mild voodoo.

  • @mrsghxfggdhvjfbug2512
    @mrsghxfggdhvjfbug2512 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    28:24 Eating ass isnt even written in there. Idk why that part is the funniest to me xD

  • @benschannel9065
    @benschannel9065 3 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    All the "one-guy moment people" should get modded in chat for their contribution and service.

    • @maryfreegirl2029
      @maryfreegirl2029 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      and then banned

    • @AtilaZepol
      @AtilaZepol 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@maryfreegirl2029 and then unbanned, and then timed out for 10 hours

    • @maryfreegirl2029
      @maryfreegirl2029 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@AtilaZepol and then mod them again

    • @asoap2422
      @asoap2422 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@maryfreegirl2029 then ban them again

    • @thefungus4220
      @thefungus4220 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Then timed out for 10 minutes

  • @grit1
    @grit1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I like how the little sister 24 follow up comment is from somebody completely different

  • @Tanookist
    @Tanookist 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    28:24 is one of the funniest times jerma has msiread chat. Genuinely made me burst into a fit of laughter

  • @Pendji
    @Pendji 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I love that PEEP THE HORROR went mainstream

  • @TentacleBees
    @TentacleBees 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    the PAIN in his voice when he read "hillary clinton hair"

  • @tonyspider03
    @tonyspider03 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    18:25 they even had the decency to say please and he just rejects it

    • @LifeWKai
      @LifeWKai 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What a scam

  • @Jcred4
    @Jcred4 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The "Fart Simulator 2023" comment knocked the wind out of me.

  • @pupseus
    @pupseus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Jerma saying "that's so cute" is so cute

  • @didokell
    @didokell 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    28:04 holy fuck the first 5 seconds hit hard

  • @Wolf99555
    @Wolf99555 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    loved this series, sad you never included the time during a slime rancher stream that jerma read a message where someone apologized for saying something they got banned for and then Jerma banned them again for the apology. Chat pointed out how needlessly cruel that is and Jerma slowly realized what a monster he was being

    • @johncrops
      @johncrops  3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Lol that sounds great, sorry I had never heard of that clip and must've forgotten about it

    • @gnupfo
      @gnupfo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Can you link that?

  • @astron4000
    @astron4000 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    28:27 im sobbing ass wasnt even in there once that just means his brain autofilled it

  • @carbonatednova8663
    @carbonatednova8663 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    The way he always misreads like one word *EVERY* *TIME,* will always be so funny to me.

  • @Pitkin18
    @Pitkin18 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    The trilogy is complete, thank you for your service o7