It seems like it should be necessary for elected officials (& their appointees) to pass security clearances, like anyone else who works with Intelligence. This could be an easily solved issue... would be remarkable if it didn't get bipartisan support. Here in the UK (I recently moved home), we can petition Parliament on any issue. If a petition gets more than 100,000 signatures, it has to be considered/ debated in the House of Commons. One calling for an early General Election after our new PM took office should be heard soon. 🤞🏼 Democracy.
When you want power that bad there isn't exist such thing as bad/good, sincere/liar anymore... Trump himself is the main exponent of truth/lie. Also, if you get a seat at some of the State Rep. Houses, or even in the Hill, suddenly it is like you've just reachd Level GOD in the Game Of Trolls. The automatically have the I Don't Go to Jail in Poligamy... Eeergh... I mean, Monopoly. This is the game of politics, and since a clown was POTUS now the people of his party, instead of trying to go for the presidency without stole they prefer follow the path that ended with the Orande Clown ruling? The world; First they make a name Brin normal people. When they are known for the people of their County, they pass to step 3; they begin to act like if they would've been possessed by some kind of an alien that, as alien they are, they don't have a clue of how to behave without they have a mental age of 4. Aaand once they do that, For the Presidency, and Beyond!!
The thing i don't like about what's going on in this country is young people acting like everything is ok and there is nothing to be concerned about except hustling and BS.
That clip where Trump claims to have been uniquely "harassed and persecuted", then says "I speak on behalf of you too" to the audience took place at a Hispanic Leadership Conference. Odd place for a guy constantly berating immigrants from south of the border to say that.
Maybe he really doesn't know who she is. Have you listened to this guy at all? He doesn't know what day of the week it is, or how many toes he has if he's wearing shoes. I'd say he doesn't know his head from his ass, but to be fair that one is understandable, because the same kind of stuff comes out of both of them.
I was actually surprised Seth didn’t do the Bono reference on the first showing of the clip. Then it came for the callback, and I could go about my day, relieved.
This was recorded too early to include the latest move from Dark B: in a first step toward decriminalization, Biden just pardoned all federal offenses of simple marijuana possession. I saw it on The Rational National's video last night - check it out. Far better than attacking an opponent: give the public what they've been wanting for decades.
Our country DID try to get rid of the electoral college TWICE, but failed both times because to some people (specifically senators in the south) it is the only way they feel represented.
Making every vote count the same is called “proportional representation”. It’s how voting works in Germany; the system was put in place after World War II to ensure that a dictator could never take power there again. And it worked so well, we here in NZ copied it. It does almost inevitably lead to coalition politics: you get a range of political parties in Parliament, none with a clear majority, so they need to figure out how to work together to get things done. But most of us see that as a feature, not a bug. Time for the US to give it a try?
The fact is that the city i live in probably pays more in federal taxes than some mid-west fly over states. My vote counts less than others. That's taxation without reputation!
And some northerner representatives(or senators) need the EC otherwise they'd lose their seats, due to huge swaths of land with no one living there. Just look at Wyoming.
You can have an upvote for the legitimacy of your comment, but it's depressing AF because of how true it is. Conservatives will vote for whoever mentions God the most regardless of how many lies they say, how many women they admit to sexually assaulting, how many times they cheat on their wives, how many prostitutes/porn stars they sleep with, how many times they've partied with Jeffrey Epstein, how often they use their position to make themselves richer, how many abortions they've pay for... etc etc. All while pretending to be the arbiters of morality.
I NEEDED that U2 pun at the end. I want to preface this by saying, this is genuine, and not sarcasm. The pun was so predictable, I thought of something similar when I first saw the news clip, but I wondered who would have the courage to actually say it on late night. Then, like a hero, you came through. Thank you Seth Meyers, for being the predictable schlub we know you are. We love you for it.
Tomorrow is Friday!!!!!! Looking forward to Corrections! But for tonight: It's Time For A Closer Look!!!!!!!! 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@@andybaldman As disappointed as we all are that the left couldn't kill Osama Bin Laden or that other guy a few months ago? Good thing Trumppie Dumpie got them bot- what, what?
This is what has bothered me for about the past year. The GOP is incompetent at best and they revel in it they love their incompetence. They say dumb things and think it's okay
Your projection is just sad. Democrats destroy everything they touch. New Orleans is a prime example of that. Murders up 40%. Thank George Soros and your fellow leftist scumbags.
Why not? It works for the Democrats. Only with Democrats, you get the added bonuses of no soul, no values, no character, and complete and utter hypocrisy!
Upon hearing the way Trump said "you too", my first expectation was to hear Seth go with a Bono joke, & it was very gratifying to hear him work it in at the end. I'd even laugh if not so fucking terrified at what has become of a sizeable portion of America.
Just got an add for Warnock before this video. Even though I don't live in GA and can't vote yet, I think I'll need to donate to try to help him out to beat the GA embarrassment that is Walker (not the other embarrassment, MTG)
@@sunshine3914 Ya, but WE don't!! These things go well beyond the boundaries of individual states unfortunately. Get yo bible thumpin out of the politics.
There are many republicians who are feeling uncomfortable with a "deal with a devel" "paved road to hell" and all that. What they do at the ballot box is like all things in the conservative world there little secret. #Kanas
yeah, they're ride or die for even their most worthless candidate. they've found a way to justify this in their heads. they are fake christians after all.
Of course they will... in the last 24 hours I've watched interviews with MAGAts who claimed that JFK is actually still alive and colluding with Trump to overthrow the government, and that Biden died in 2019 and is being played by James Woods. If these idiots believe that nonsense, there's no hope.
Keep in mind always that DeSantis is 5'9" yet by watching his Press Conferences and other public Appearances, you would guess that he is 6'0", like Biden.
Brian Tyler Cohen has pointed out that the Governor is still self-serving. De Santis wants funding for his Red State, so he's talking about how Hurricane Ian needs a bi-partisan approach. When a Blue State is in trouble, he votes against the funding.
I got to say this, every night Seth brings his a-game in summarizing the incredible political and news events that we are experiencing in the US today. As a 63-year-old liberal white guy living in the middle of a red state, in the middle of the Midwest, I appreciate Seth's commentary everyday... Seth and his writers definitely know what the hell is going on, and wrong, with this country and they point it out to us every night on national teevee! Another thing I gotta admit is that before the pandemic I really didn't watch this show much. But as a nurse working overtime in a large urban hospital during this entire COVID pandemic I would come home at night, or in the morning, and before I went to sleep I would listen to Seth and Stephen Colbert and Trevor Noah as each one of them told me how this country was so fucked up, and what we needed to do to fix it...with humor! I have literally watched people die from covid because they wouldn't get vaccine which could have protected them, because Trump and his scumbag co-conspirators at Fox News kept telling people they couldn't trust the vaccine, even though every goddamn one of them had been vaccinated as soon as possible. I hate these Trump MAGAt Republicans with the heat of 1,000 Suns. It gave me hope that we might be able to beat these fascists in my lifetime! Kudos to you Seth Meyers for bringing this to us every night...
I hear you J.M. except my hubsand aand I are 70 year olds living in GA!! I loved Herchel Walker as a Dawg, but just because he. was a GOAT as a running back..... hey O.J. was a great too... doesn't mean they are men of character...THEY ARE NOT!!
@@gligia4405 they’re indoctrinated. Like seals they clap. It’s like a circus to them. No non bias perspective is shown. It’s sad honestly. This dude is supposed to be a comedian. I didn’t even chuckle.
@@peggyadler1874 Very valid points. Here in Minnesota the Republican running for lieutenant governor was a Viking and apparently went to Harvard. Mind you he's dumb as a post and thinks abortion should be banned. Luckily they have no chance of winning. Unfortunately the guy running for state senate in my district will win despite being a piece of crap. He beat his teenage daughter. It's even on his Wikipedia page. He's currently serving now. Party of family values my ass...as long as it's pre 1973 values.
One of your best episodes Seth. You did more in 10.17 minutes than others in 47+ while NOT pandering to an audience, sponsors or a band. This show is the best. Kudos to you and the crew.
I heard the sound boosted, I think it was on the lines of Biden expressing admiration of the man's hard work and the man saying "We were raised the same way, y'know" - the comment made sense in context
He and Murphy who are both Irish Catholics were sharing things they learned from their parents when young and they shared similar stories, so they bonded. if you read Biden's 2 books, he talks a lot about the values he learned as a kid from his family. I really enjoyed both of the books.
A better question is, who pays him a ton of money to be a lying douchebag on TV, and why? Guys like that ought to be living in a run-down trailer park, getting drunk every night on fortified wine after a long day of hollering at traffic and shooting rats at the town dump.
Carlson is just being true to form. A poser playing at being a journalist. He's nothing more than a propagandist pushing crap to a viewership that's so desperate to justify and excuse their own ignorance. Pathetic
Yes..I think it is better when the sitting vice president says that hurricane relief funds should be distributed to people of color first, not by need, Color. ! Unprecedented racism by the "vice President"
What's awesome to me is how hilarious our late-night comedians can be. These guys ain't no dummies. All good comedy is based on the truth, and Kimmel, Meyers, Fallon, Cordon and Oliver have delivered that in spades. Please continue to destroy the Trump regime and his minions under the guise of comedy. They deserve nothing less.
Um, let's be honest - if the founding fathers had known about Trump, they would have bailed on representative democracy altogether. Credit where credit is due - far too many Americans chose someone who was blatantly horrible from day one.
Would they? What's with the Electoral College then? What's with the Byzantine method of choosing a President where the fascists tried all 6 methods of overturning an Election? Did you know that Senators used to be appointed, not elected? Do you know what Amendment changed that? Do you know that ALL Amendments began as a demand from the people but that the 1% keep getting their preselected Judges to twist the meaning of, for instance; the 14th Amendment?
The Founding Fathers were some of the most progressive thinkers of their time. They would not be clinging to a 250-year old idea. If they somehow appeared today, they'd want to know where the hell the idea of progress in society went. From the Jefferson Memorial in DC: "I am not an advocate for frequent changes in laws and constitutions, but laws and institutions must go hand in hand with the progress of the human mind. As that becomes more developed, more enlightened, as new discoveries are made, new truths discovered and manners and opinions change, with the change of circumstances, institutions must advance also to keep pace with the times. We might as well require a man to wear still the coat which fitted him when a boy as civilized society to remain ever under the regimen of their barbarous ancestors." (Thomas Jefferson)
Jeeze. I've been saying that about Republicans for 40 years. They think, everyone is just like them -- or would be if they got better. I own that aphorism!
Your president Biden just bought us another energy crisis now that the Saudis are cutting back on their production and aligning with Russia. So thank you Dems for more inflation and pain at the pump.
@@TheLemon333 They are like Charles Foster Kane after he loses the gubernatorial race with the dueling front pages that say "Kane Elected" and "Fraud at Polls."
The bit about George Washington made me laugh, because there was an episode of the old Sgt Bilko show in which Ernie learned of a distant relative who was even shadier than he was. He sold tickets for seats on the boat ride across the Potomac and they sold out before poor George was able to buy a ticket and that's why he's standing in the painting :D
"He wants to show that nothing matters. And one of his goals...is he believes everyone is just like him. Everything is a transaction. Everything can be exchanged; everything can be reduced to a deal. There are no red lines, so to show there are no red lines always makes him happy." Isn't this The Joker's motivation in "The Dark Knight"?
Mara Lago is the real life equivalent of "Bushwood" Country Club from "Caddyshack" As Rodney said: "Who made you Pope of this dump!" 🤣🤣🤣 Dr. Oz or Dr. Mengele? Hard to tell the difference eh? Remember Remember VOTE 💙 in ROEVEMBER
From the UK. The full rhyme (referring to Guy Fawkes attempt to blow up Parliament while the King was there in 1605) is: Remember, remember the 5th of November Gunpowder, treason and plot. I see no reason why gunpowder and treason Should ever be forgot. It seems like a word change or 2 would make this _very_ relevant to your upcoming elections. Easy to remember, easy to repeat, easy to go viral...? Seems like it has potential.
Starter suggestion: Remember, remember the [8th?] of ROEvember Republicans' treason and plot. There is no reason why Republicans' treason Should ever be forgot. (Now thinking of a 'Tories & Brexit' version - hoping we see a General Election on this side of the pond before the end of the year. 🤞🏼 Open to ideas!)
If any UK viewers happen to see this - save this if you're also hoping for a GE asap: Remember remember to vote this [November/ December 🤞🏼🤞🏼] Tories have lost the plot. I see no reason why Tories' malfeasance Should ever be forgot. 🤞🏼🤞🏼🏴 🇬🇧 We all know the reference.
He'd eat it right in front of the tens of thousands that die without healthcare, right in front of most of America that lives paycheck to paycheck, it's really cool. Instead of urging the Democrat's senate, and the Democrat's house to do something like reverse tax cuts for the rich, he'd eat ice cream in a cool way. You're also in a cult.
@@sunshine3914 compared to the other guy, Biden is brilliant, but he's not great. And past Biden, 20/30 years ago was sharper but even more conservative. Back in the 90s he was basically a conservative. I'm so grateful for all he's done now, but still want, and we all need, better.
We voted for Biden because he wasn't Trump. (Bernie) I'll admit, marijuana pardons and looking into Federally rescheduling it's tier. Student debt. Climate change and Infrastructure Bill passing. The guys doing pretty damn good.
Dear Southerners....just because someone played/coached College football, doesn't mean they're qualified to be a Senator.
Are you taking a swipe at "sweet home Alabama" ?
Good luck with that. Football ruled in the south… until an uncouth reality hog convinced them he was a successful businessman.
@@pietrojenkins6901 I hope Neal Young will remember.🤣
Yes, but they thought an orange balloon animal would be qualified for the presidency.
@@TheLemon333 this southern man don't need him 'round anyhow
Thanks Seth & Staff... And, THANK YOU, Joe...
Will a criminal past be required for a Republican candidate?
I think it always has been, and most likely why low life's in prison vote for Republicans
well it sure is for a democratic candidate
It seems like the current prerequisite.
The only thing required to be a Republican is a promise to make other people miserable
It seems like it should be necessary for elected officials (& their appointees) to pass security clearances, like anyone else who works with Intelligence. This could be an easily solved issue... would be remarkable if it didn't get bipartisan support.
Here in the UK (I recently moved home), we can petition Parliament on any issue. If a petition gets more than 100,000 signatures, it has to be considered/ debated in the House of Commons.
One calling for an early General Election after our new PM took office should be heard soon. 🤞🏼
Democracy.
Not only voting, but donating to as many Democratic candidates in other states as I can. Started with Warnock in Georgia.
Gracias Mr. Seth and team for all the honesty for this country!
Thank you 🙏
Seth, you keep the fear away. Keep up the good work.
Humour was used to combat the fear of Nazism during WW2, also.
@@inviktus1983 Why aren't late night Lefties making fun of Ghost Wisperer Biden, wacko AOC and stumbling Pelosi?
An evil person never thinks they, thrmselves are evil; they think the _world_ is evil.
If you asked Herschel Walker what Hypocrisy is, he'd swear it's something you do on a 4th Down. 🤦🏿♂️🙍🏿♀️
🤣🤣🤣
Very good 👍🏼
OMG you take Late Night to a whole NEW level! I absolutely love watching you!!!!!
Psychopaths always believe everyone else is just as bad as them, it's one of the key points of the disorder.
It’s funny how the same conservative will preach about family values yet they’ll defend a guy who’s the opposite of that. They just want power!
They admit as much.
When you want power that bad there isn't exist such thing as bad/good, sincere/liar anymore... Trump himself is the main exponent of truth/lie. Also, if you get a seat at some of the State Rep. Houses, or even in the Hill, suddenly it is like you've just reachd Level GOD in the Game Of Trolls. The automatically have the I Don't Go to Jail in Poligamy... Eeergh... I mean, Monopoly. This is the game of politics, and since a clown was POTUS now the people of his party, instead of trying to go for the presidency without stole they prefer follow the path that ended with the Orande Clown ruling? The world; First they make a name Brin normal people. When they are known for the people of their County, they pass to step 3; they begin to act like if they would've been possessed by some kind of an alien that, as alien they are, they don't have a clue of how to behave without they have a mental age of 4. Aaand once they do that, For the Presidency, and Beyond!!
Read about all the family values people in the Bible, like David or Cain or...
It’s funny how Democrats who preach about family values yet they’ll defend a guy who’s the opposite of that. They just want power!
You know what they're doing based on what they accuse others of.
You know what they don't believe in based on what they say they believe.
I love getting your take on the news.
Sadly, it's often more honest than some news sites.
He certainly helps us to process the absurdity that has become our world.
Please let's all and everyone Vote!
I will vote, so when I'm 80 living in a bombed out former city, and fighting for water and rat meat, I can say I tried.
That closing "I'm not Okay with that" from Seth had me rolling.
The thing i don't like about what's going on in this country is young people acting like everything is ok and there is nothing to be concerned about except hustling and BS.
I'm So TIRED, OF THESE PEOPLE!!!!!!!
That clip where Trump claims to have been uniquely "harassed and persecuted", then says "I speak on behalf of you too" to the audience took place at a Hispanic Leadership Conference. Odd place for a guy constantly berating immigrants from south of the border to say that.
Logic doesn’t matter anymore.
and more Hispanics are supporting repubs because they think they're moral and religious. a bunch of phony conservative facists.
@@andybaldman it never has mattered to modern conservatives
@@andybaldman It never did with Trump 🙄
Well, old Donnie should know, because HE'S the one who harassed and persecuted them!
Herschel Walker had the nerve to say he didn't know the woman only for it to turn out to be the mother of one of his hidden children! 😂😂😂
Maybe he really doesn't know who she is. Have you listened to this guy at all? He doesn't know what day of the week it is, or how many toes he has if he's wearing shoes. I'd say he doesn't know his head from his ass, but to be fair that one is understandable, because the same kind of stuff comes out of both of them.
I was actually surprised Seth didn’t do the Bono reference on the first showing of the clip. Then it came for the callback, and I could go about my day, relieved.
"Such a crafty old-man move to undercut someone by complimenting them." True
Way to go!! I am falling in love with Dark Brandon! Keep it coming President Biden.
Goddamn right I love dark brandon.😆
BuT tHe GaS pRiCeS! PeSiDeNt TuMp (all typos intentional, read as written) GiVe Us WaLl StReEt BiG cLiMb!
@Sarah Payne That would the extreme right, they always shoot themselfs in the eye.
People love strength because it is attractive.
Let’s go Brandon!
Lock up Donnie!
This was recorded too early to include the latest move from Dark B: in a first step toward decriminalization, Biden just pardoned all federal offenses of simple marijuana possession. I saw it on The Rational National's video last night - check it out. Far better than attacking an opponent: give the public what they've been wanting for decades.
Our country DID try to get rid of the electoral college TWICE, but failed both times because to some people (specifically senators in the south) it is the only way they feel represented.
It's an antiquated idea that needs to be abandoned ASAP.
*_One person, one vote;_* make every vote count the same.
Making every vote count the same is called “proportional representation”. It’s how voting works in Germany; the system was put in place after World War II to ensure that a dictator could never take power there again. And it worked so well, we here in NZ copied it.
It does almost inevitably lead to coalition politics: you get a range of political parties in Parliament, none with a clear majority, so they need to figure out how to work together to get things done. But most of us see that as a feature, not a bug.
Time for the US to give it a try?
@@lawrencedoliveiro9104 Could not agree more.
The fact is that the city i live in probably pays more in federal taxes than some mid-west fly over states. My vote counts less than others. That's taxation without reputation!
And some northerner representatives(or senators) need the EC otherwise they'd lose their seats, due to huge swaths of land with no one living there. Just look at Wyoming.
They’ll still vote for these people no matter how terrible
You can have an upvote for the legitimacy of your comment, but it's depressing AF because of how true it is. Conservatives will vote for whoever mentions God the most regardless of how many lies they say, how many women they admit to sexually assaulting, how many times they cheat on their wives, how many prostitutes/porn stars they sleep with, how many times they've partied with Jeffrey Epstein, how often they use their position to make themselves richer, how many abortions they've pay for... etc etc. All while pretending to be the arbiters of morality.
to be fair, what is the choice. I'm a Dem so I can vote in the primaries, but both parties are fubar
I NEEDED that U2 pun at the end. I want to preface this by saying, this is genuine, and not sarcasm. The pun was so predictable, I thought of something similar when I first saw the news clip, but I wondered who would have the courage to actually say it on late night. Then, like a hero, you came through. Thank you Seth Meyers, for being the predictable schlub we know you are. We love you for it.
So according to Tucker, the President of the United States controls the weather?! What world is he living in?!
Well of course, just give him a sharpie.
He thinks we control the weather with some radio telescopes in Alaska, or something...
@@chonqmonk - You lost me after "He thinks....".
it's the space lasers.
If only Trump had left Biden his magic Sharpie Biden could have redirected the hurricane away from Florida.
Tomorrow is Friday!!!!!! Looking forward to Corrections! But for tonight: It's Time For A Closer Look!!!!!!!! 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It is on at 2 AM in San Francisco. Late Night.
I want the DOJ to prove that Justice matters by indicting, trying, convicting and imprisoning Trump for the rest of his days.
So tired of _"money talks, and bullsh!t walks."_
*We the People* deserve better.
I want the DOJ to prove that Justice matters by indicting, trying, convicting and imprisoning Hunter and jabbering Joe Biden for the rest of his days.
Prepare to be mortally disappointed.
No one deserves it more.
@@andybaldman As disappointed as we all are that the left couldn't kill Osama Bin Laden or that other guy a few months ago? Good thing Trumppie Dumpie got them bot- what, what?
WOOOOOO KEEP THE CLOSER LOOKS DROPPING!!! When you guys don’t make them i MISS OUT ON NEWS! I GET ALL MY NEWS CLOSER LOOK STYLE!!
What a shame!!!!!
It’s quite pathetic for Tucker Carlson to call someone else pathetic after he backed down from wearing bowties after being savaged by Jon Stewart.
I just watched that again too! SaVaGe
He just had Kanye West on to talk about his "white lives matter" shirt. Kanye really has lost it.
The bowtie was the lightest insult too.
@@KimberlyBishh that was fun
Republicans are not worried! They will win the midterms!
Thank you Seth for the laughs and the facts. I am so grateful for your show!
Wow. Who knew choosing incompetent candidates would backfire on the GQP?
This is what has bothered me for about the past year. The GOP is incompetent at best and they revel in it they love their incompetence. They say dumb things and think it's okay
Your projection is just sad. Democrats destroy everything they touch. New Orleans is a prime example of that. Murders up 40%. Thank George Soros and your fellow leftist scumbags.
Trump's Reverse Midas touch 😀
Why not? It works for the Democrats. Only with Democrats, you get the added bonuses of no soul, no values, no character, and complete and utter hypocrisy!
incompetent he his, and a hypocrite, but no one is really even mentioning that his son says walker TERRORIZED his family.
People aren't you tired of these criminals?
Upon hearing the way Trump said "you too", my first expectation was to hear Seth go with a Bono joke, & it was very gratifying to hear him work it in at the end. I'd even laugh if not so fucking terrified at what has become of a sizeable portion of America.
Seth, You are brilliant, as always!
Well...his writers are.
True, so Seth gets no credit for his brilliant delivery? Who is on TV, Seth or the writers?
Jackal bros, Seth AND his writers are brilliant! There are other matters to argue over. 🕊️
Just got an add for Warnock before this video. Even though I don't live in GA and can't vote yet, I think I'll need to donate to try to help him out to beat the GA embarrassment that is Walker (not the other embarrassment, MTG)
Hun, if GA votes Walker, they deserve him.
@@sunshine3914 Ya, but WE don't!! These things go well beyond the boundaries of individual states unfortunately. Get yo bible thumpin out of the politics.
Thank you Seth for telling the truth with humour. I really enjoy it. 👍❤️
Oh, I was waiting for the U2 reference, and you didn't disappoint 😂
I'm so happy you finally got to that joke at the end! Felt like I was holding in a sneeze.
Republicans will definitely still vote for Walker. Being a hypocrite and scandal ridden is a prerequisite for being a Republican these days.
There are many republicians who are feeling uncomfortable with a "deal with a devel" "paved road to hell" and all that. What they do at the ballot box is like all things in the conservative world there little secret. #Kanas
yeah, they're ride or die for even their most worthless candidate. they've found a way to justify this in their heads. they are fake christians after all.
But but but....he was a Foosball player. Foosball is the Debil.
Of course they will... in the last 24 hours I've watched interviews with MAGAts who claimed that JFK is actually still alive and colluding with Trump to overthrow the government, and that Biden died in 2019 and is being played by James Woods. If these idiots believe that nonsense, there's no hope.
Unless you're Madison Cawthorn lol
The grandpa with the underhanded compliment bit was so accurate 💀
That would be my mom and grandma but I totally get it
Grandpa was surgically tearing his grandson a new arsehole.
“Look at his boat…so small”. 😂 That U2 finish was perfection! 😚👌
"Oh, no thank you, GOP. I've now had more than my fill of Schadenfreude at your expense."
The bit about Washington's boat made me laugh for a long time. Comedy gold!
I was desperate for a U2 joke... and then you, guys, delivered it!😭🤣
thats our millennial joke of the night
@@time2fly2124 not a bad boomer joke also…went to see them with my son..
It definitely pleased me, I just hope it pleased U2 😏
@@fredherfst8148 Closer to Gen-X.....
@@freya8133 I'm a (very) late Millennial...
But let's just say that the U2-fandom encompasses multiple generations. 😎
Fantastic as always
🤣🤣🤣 Thanks again Seth
You make my days ending a happy one 😂
Desantis has taken the shape of Donald Trump
A clone ?
A 🤡
Keep in mind always that DeSantis is 5'9" yet by watching his Press Conferences and other public Appearances, you would guess that he is 6'0", like Biden.
@@sunshine3914 that was good! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Yeah bloated
They want to judge family values in others but ignore them in themselves.
Brian Tyler Cohen has pointed out that the Governor is still self-serving. De Santis wants funding for his Red State, so he's talking about how Hurricane Ian needs a bi-partisan approach. When a Blue State is in trouble, he votes against the funding.
Oh so DeSantis is in Congress now lol. Is he also Santa Claus and Putin?
that graphic of biden eating an ice cream while a building is on fire behind him is probably my favorite fox news thing ever
At least he doesn’t call Global warming “Fake Science !” Stick with your “Fake Politicians” Joe has common sense!!
They can't fear monger without some A+ graphics! 🤣🤣🤣
Just put a Fox News sign in the fire and you're done.
Oh I dunno.... Ingraham's sock-puppet exposé on voter fraud was pretty hard-hitting journalism
Maybe the antiliberals see it as shocking or scandalous or rude or something.
The Party of family values strikes again.
Family of mobsters
And they celebrate personal responsibility by blaming everybody else ... again
Biden expunging federal cannabis convictions today is a fantastic step forward and will get him tons of votes. Thanks, Dank Brandon!
Dank Brandon. I see what you did there.
I'm ashamed that I didn't think of Dank Brandon after reading the announcement.
Maga repugs won't allow them to vote !
No one should go to prison for simple possession
This clown put them in Prison to begin with, it was Bidens 3 strike law that imprisoned them.
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Love it!!!!!
Thanks buddy
I got to say this, every night Seth brings his a-game in summarizing the incredible political and news events that we are experiencing in the US today. As a 63-year-old liberal white guy living in the middle of a red state, in the middle of the Midwest, I appreciate Seth's commentary everyday... Seth and his writers definitely know what the hell is going on, and wrong, with this country and they point it out to us every night on national teevee! Another thing I gotta admit is that before the pandemic I really didn't watch this show much. But as a nurse working overtime in a large urban hospital during this entire COVID pandemic I would come home at night, or in the morning, and before I went to sleep I would listen to Seth and Stephen Colbert and Trevor Noah as each one of them told me how this country was so fucked up, and what we needed to do to fix it...with humor! I have literally watched people die from covid because they wouldn't get vaccine which could have protected them, because Trump and his scumbag co-conspirators at Fox News kept telling people they couldn't trust the vaccine, even though every goddamn one of them had been vaccinated as soon as possible. I hate these Trump MAGAt Republicans with the heat of 1,000 Suns. It gave me hope that we might be able to beat these fascists in my lifetime! Kudos to you Seth Meyers for bringing this to us every night...
You poor thing, sending much respect and hope to you.
There is hope for us all. 🙏🏾
I hear you J.M. except my hubsand aand I are 70 year olds living in GA!! I loved Herchel Walker as a Dawg, but just because he. was a GOAT as a running back..... hey O.J. was a great too... doesn't mean they are men of character...THEY ARE NOT!!
@@gligia4405 they’re indoctrinated. Like seals they clap. It’s like a circus to them. No non bias perspective is shown. It’s sad honestly. This dude is supposed to be a comedian. I didn’t even chuckle.
@@peggyadler1874 Very valid points. Here in Minnesota the Republican running for lieutenant governor was a Viking and apparently went to Harvard. Mind you he's dumb as a post and thinks abortion should be banned. Luckily they have no chance of winning.
Unfortunately the guy running for state senate in my district will win despite being a piece of crap. He beat his teenage daughter. It's even on his Wikipedia page. He's currently serving now. Party of family values my ass...as long as it's pre 1973 values.
One of your best episodes Seth. You did more in 10.17 minutes than others in 47+ while NOT pandering to an audience, sponsors or a band. This show is the best. Kudos to you and the crew.
I could feel the inevitable U2 reference in my bones.
Me too. I was warming up my funny bone to make a joke about it, then Seth came through with one.
YESSS!!
@@raymondm.9954, Seth's demeanor after delivering it emphasized that not only was it not he who came up with that joke, but that he expects better.
Shoutout to being from Ohio and getting to vote for a democrat who isn’t stealing valor.
He still thinks he isn't going to prison. He is in for a shock.
Oh! This one was out of the park! :D
"What were they talking about?"
I bet the inaudible bit was "glad you won that election, sir."
Or or it was staged why was camera on biden tho but “ hot mic”
I heard the sound boosted, I think it was on the lines of Biden expressing admiration of the man's hard work and the man saying "We were raised the same way, y'know" - the comment made sense in context
Biden went on to say, “you dont fight with your brothers outside of the house”. Think about that!
He and Murphy who are both Irish Catholics were sharing things they learned from their parents when young and they shared similar stories, so they bonded. if you read Biden's 2 books, he talks a lot about the values he learned as a kid from his family. I really enjoyed both of the books.
This is the earliest I've been for this, loving to see more of my favorite late show
Being from Ireland, I was waiting for the U2 line. Well done. F.
My god this was a master class comedic episode of ACL I've seen in a long time!
What the actual hell is wrong with Tucker Carlson?
Pretty much everything.
A better question is, who pays him a ton of money to be a lying douchebag on TV, and why? Guys like that ought to be living in a run-down trailer park, getting drunk every night on fortified wine after a long day of hollering at traffic and shooting rats at the town dump.
"Some More News : Tucker Carlson".
@@HelynnHeels I was going to say something about money. But you are so, so right.
Carlson is just being true to form. A poser playing at being a journalist. He's nothing more than a propagandist pushing crap to a viewership that's so desperate to justify and excuse their own ignorance. Pathetic
Seth, one of your best, 🤪🤪🏴
Oh, Gee Seth thanks for the Closer Look!!! Making us laugh at the beadness is way better than making us cry!!
I meant Badness!!
Waiting for the U2 joke...and you delivered !!!
You're the best ; )
"I speak on behalf of U2" LoL I actually laughed out loud on that one, best one yet.
I thought he was gana make a u2 band joke owell still funny
@@ryanricks3002 I didn't see it coming at all :P
Hey Late Night, congratulations on a solid show. Solid from start to finish. Way to kick some %$c#&!$ ass.
Brilliant as usual Seth. Thank you. 💙💙💙💙💙
But WHY would he want the documents? Blackmail threats to release classified information if he doesn’t get whatever he wants??
Seth, I LOVE HIS RESPONSES. At least he’s putting it where it belongs.
Looking forward to a long series of "like a dog" following things dogs don't do jokes. Great bit.
🤘🧙♂️🤘
I remember when Obama was president he said...don`t mess with Joe.
GOP is just disgusting these days.
These days? These days go back a while
It's been like a boiling gazpacho bath from the yoh-semites to the cast of Jersey Shore.
These days??
Yes..I think it is better when the sitting vice president says that hurricane relief funds should be distributed to people of color first, not by need, Color. ! Unprecedented racism by the "vice President"
trump was right about one thing. he could murder someone in cold blood and he'd still win republican votes.
are they ever gonna finally do more than investigate him.
What's awesome to me is how hilarious our late-night comedians can be. These guys ain't no dummies. All good comedy is based on the truth, and Kimmel, Meyers, Fallon, Cordon and Oliver have delivered that in spades. Please continue to destroy the Trump regime and his minions under the guise of comedy. They deserve nothing less.
Um, let's be honest - if the founding fathers had known about Trump, they would have bailed on representative democracy altogether. Credit where credit is due - far too many Americans chose someone who was blatantly horrible from day one.
Would they? What's with the Electoral College then? What's with the Byzantine method of choosing a President where the fascists tried all 6 methods of overturning an Election? Did you know that Senators used to be appointed, not elected? Do you know what Amendment changed that? Do you know that ALL Amendments began as a demand from the people but that the 1% keep getting their preselected Judges to twist the meaning of, for instance; the 14th Amendment?
Not really: remember Trump never won the popular vote. A more representative system would never have elected him.
Look how so many still want him. He's a reflection of what's within their own hearts!
The Founding Fathers were some of the most progressive thinkers of their time. They would not be clinging to a 250-year old idea. If they somehow appeared today, they'd want to know where the hell the idea of progress in society went.
From the Jefferson Memorial in DC:
"I am not an advocate for frequent changes in laws and constitutions, but laws and institutions must go hand in hand with the progress of the human mind.
As that becomes more developed, more enlightened, as new discoveries are made, new truths discovered and manners and opinions change, with the change of circumstances, institutions must advance also to keep pace with the times.
We might as well require a man to wear still the coat which fitted him when a boy as civilized society to remain ever under the regimen of their barbarous ancestors."
(Thomas Jefferson)
Interesting theory of history: everything was roses until yesterday's news report.
I hope to one day be as awesome as that picture of Biden.
Seth is a national treasure
Jeeze. I've been saying that about Republicans for 40 years. They think, everyone is just like them -- or would be if they got better. I own that aphorism!
Please tell me that Biden graphic will be on a t-shirt soon! 😂
I couldn't imagine Seth missing the opportunity to pun U2. I was wondering what happened, but he saved the best for last!
My sentiments, exactly!
That U2 joke at the end was clutch.
Seth, you are still crushing it 😂
I know it is important to keep talking about him, but I am soooooooooooo weary!!!! #pleasecanhegoaway
Nothing makes my day better than to watch a republican self destruct
Your president Biden just bought us another energy crisis now that the Saudis are cutting back on their production and aligning with Russia. So thank you Dems for more inflation and pain at the pump.
What would make my day better is for them trying to explain why they got crushed in the mid terms. Vote!!!
@@marvinjohnson2488 Uh, they'll say it was stolen.
@@TheLemon333 They are like Charles Foster Kane after he loses the gubernatorial race with the dueling front pages that say "Kane Elected" and "Fraud at Polls."
@@marvinjohnson2488 lol
Biden's gone full-on PA grandpa lately and I'm all for it.
That's the first thing i thought of when i heard him say that!! That is such a Pennsylvania thing!! I chuckled out loud!!
No one mess with PA.
I love when Seth does his Trump impressions.🤣
If I was in audience they have to kick me out 😂
He does a good Mike Lindell too
The only thing better is Seth-as-Trump calling for “Mel”
@@matthewroy7464 I swear I always thought he was referring To some weirdo staffer sycophant in background cuz uhh ya he don’t tlk to his wife at all
@@ryanricks3002 bruh🤣😂😂😂😂😂
The bit about George Washington made me laugh, because there was an episode of the old Sgt Bilko show in which Ernie learned of a distant relative who was even shadier than he was. He sold tickets for seats on the boat ride across the Potomac and they sold out before poor George was able to buy a ticket and that's why he's standing in the painting :D
"He wants to show that nothing matters. And one of his goals...is he believes everyone is just like him. Everything is a transaction. Everything can be exchanged; everything can be reduced to a deal. There are no red lines, so to show there are no red lines always makes him happy." Isn't this The Joker's motivation in "The Dark Knight"?
Was really expecting a Still Haven’t Found What I’m looking for joke.
Mara Lago is the real life equivalent of "Bushwood" Country Club from "Caddyshack" As Rodney said: "Who made you Pope of this dump!" 🤣🤣🤣
Dr. Oz or Dr. Mengele? Hard to tell the difference eh?
Remember Remember VOTE 💙 in ROEVEMBER
It's so tacky and the swimming pool is too small.
🤣🤣🤣
From the UK.
The full rhyme (referring to Guy Fawkes attempt to blow up Parliament while the King was there in 1605) is:
Remember, remember the 5th of November
Gunpowder, treason and plot.
I see no reason why gunpowder and treason
Should ever be forgot.
It seems like a word change or 2 would make this _very_ relevant to your upcoming elections. Easy to remember, easy to repeat, easy to go viral...? Seems like it has potential.
Starter suggestion:
Remember, remember the [8th?] of ROEvember
Republicans' treason and plot.
There is no reason why Republicans' treason
Should ever be forgot.
(Now thinking of a 'Tories & Brexit' version - hoping we see a General Election on this side of the pond before the end of the year. 🤞🏼 Open to ideas!)
If any UK viewers happen to see this - save this if you're also hoping for a GE asap:
Remember remember to vote this [November/ December 🤞🏼🤞🏼]
Tories have lost the plot.
I see no reason why Tories' malfeasance
Should ever be forgot.
🤞🏼🤞🏼🏴 🇬🇧
We all know the reference.
Biden is so cool that he can eat ice cream in a burning building! 😂
He'd eat it right in front of the tens of thousands that die without healthcare, right in front of most of America that lives paycheck to paycheck, it's really cool. Instead of urging the Democrat's senate, and the Democrat's house to do something like reverse tax cuts for the rich, he'd eat ice cream in a cool way. You're also in a cult.
I'm not a Biden fan. He's too old, a little loose upstairs, and too conservative for me; but damn, that was funny!
@@davidbright6790 I like Biden alright, compared to the other guy, he’s a stable genius… just wish he was 20 years younger.
@@sunshine3914 compared to the other guy, Biden is brilliant, but he's not great. And past Biden, 20/30 years ago was sharper but even more conservative. Back in the 90s he was basically a conservative.
I'm so grateful for all he's done now, but still want, and we all need, better.
Biden is such a POS that he can eat ice cream in a burning building!
This is one of my favorite closer looks ever lmao
So freakn great!
Best "A Closer Look" closer ever! I laughed out loud, and it took 20 minutes to get the beer off the screen!
We voted for Biden because he wasn't Trump. (Bernie)
I'll admit, marijuana pardons and looking into Federally rescheduling it's tier. Student debt. Climate change and Infrastructure Bill passing.
The guys doing pretty damn good.
It's more than I thought he would try to accomplish, and still not nearly enough. Bernie was robbed, just like the future generations he fights for.