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Who thinks they're good kisser? Everyone thinks that they're a rockstar when it comes to smoochin'. Statistics, however, say that some of us suck at sucking face. In this video men's style, grooming, fitness and lifestyle expert, Aaron Marino of IAmAlphaM, AaronMarino, and Pete & Pedro discusses how to kiss better by eliminating these don'ts.
General Kissing Mistakes
1. Not swallowing your spit
2. The throat jam
3. The hard tongue
4. The flicking lizard
5. The out-of-control dead fish
6. Chapped lips - แนวปฏิบัติและการใช้ชีวิต
Kissing somebody with your eyes wide open has to be the creepiest thing you can do.
Francis Smith no shit Sherlock
Like kissing a real doll...lmao
Francis Smith honestly!!😂😂😂
If you closed your eyes... how would know their eyes were open? 🤷🏽♂️
@A Latvian @A Latvian btw, it was my first time, it was akward, havent kissed anyone since that day
Netflix: are you still watching?
Someone's daughter: 1:23
Why 😂
@@carterwilson7824 cuz it's funny lmao
Jacob Gaul Yeah your right
Lol
😂 nice one
pov: its the year 2020, 12 am on a friday night in quarantine, and you, a girl, is watching this.
Alex Liebs everything is correct except for the fact that it is 10:13 pm
Lmao its 4:55am and I havnt slept yet 😂
Welp that’s pretty accurate
Nope 11 am Monday night
i am a male.
I got my first kiss today and omg
omggg I Enjoyed every second of it
Edit 3 years later: She broke up with me.. Thank you for all the likes and comments, don’t let a girl distract you from your goals and aspirations..
Edit almost 5 years later: I think I found the one .. I know it’s crazy but she makes me feel things I haven’t felt before.. Thank you guys again for all the like and comments. Trust me it gets better over time.
Leemore Atole was it dope
Leemore Atole hell yeah homie, hope many more come your way
Leemore Atole good for you
👏👏👏
Simp
I was dying with all these analogies. Amazing dude!
Dry humping a carpet is what got me lol
Lucas that’s what my Crested gecko 🦎
What a fucking legend 😆✊
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@jpr96 😂😂😂
1. Moisturize your lips pre-kissing and humidify/hydrate your throat and mouth, as a dry throat can bring bad breath, brush your teeth nice nd clean, floss and wear fresh mouthwash (This is tip #6 but I'm putting it as tip #1 as it's helping you getting ready before the action begins)
2. Back up and swallow spit before kissing
3. Don't thrust your tongue down her throat
4. If she's gagging or grasping for air, let her breathe and take a break, she either liked your kissing and wants to inhale O2 to resume, or she's had enough
5. Keep usage of tongue as balanced as possible (not too hard, but just sticking out casually and be in sync with your partner, trust me)
6. Don't flap your tongue all over her mouth, like tip #4 keep it balanced.
"Think of kissing like dancing":
Me: But I can't dance
Haha.. Tip No. 7 - *Bad Breath!* God please! Drink some water.
+Mayank Bhattacharya or mouthwash.
use a tongue scrapper
it works it's a godsent
+Shock Freak How the water be beneficial for your breath? Lmao
how did you comment 8 hours ago
+Mayank Bhattacharya True shit, but smoking ruins any kiss. You can always taste that shit
"The flicking lizard" hahaha I'm done 😂
hahhahaahha
LMFAO IKRRR
Lol 😂😂 😂😂 😂🤣 😂😂 😂😂 😂🤣 😂😂 😂
😂😂😂😂😂
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Just had my first kiss yesterday and none of this happened 🤣. It felt natural honestly
666
Probably dude had a peck instead.
@@rhachelmlotswa1729yuo
Yup
Jesus loves you!
Amazing to see alpha now..his energy has gone off the roof over the years..
If you're reading this Aron,much love man,keep it up!!
I bursted out laughing when you said "what're you foing lady trying to suck my energy."
doing*
+Franklin doing*
same xD
"Suck my as- energy"
That explains why you guys are still single
You missed one; Never, EVER, kiss someone if you're breath is questionable. That's the biggest turnoff.
Johnny Valencia i
!!!!
Unless your she or he is drunk then they probably won’t give af
+1, made out with a girl while smoking a cig, both of us were piss drunk
Johnny Valencia Its common sense.
Is there anything that he can not do?
😂😂😂
+SN be beta
+SN Or Omega..
+Don Carlos Delta?
+SN Fix his car.
I once asked my girlfriend
“Wanna kiss”
what did she say
GG
Honestly that's not the worst thing to do. Better to make sure she actually wants to.
@sellittothemigos lmaoooooo
I asked too she said no, but eyes said yes so I kissed and she didnot rejected it
When you find out you've been doing it right the whole time, and were worried for nothing
Alpha is the type of nigga to see two dogs kissing and start giving the dogs tips to learn how to kiss better.
😂😂😂😂
+Trilogy XO best comment :)
Trilogy XO duh, you cant be any more dumb
lmaoo
step one: never kiss. Forever alone
MuscleNMind haha. That's the right thing to do.
Have you seen what you look like? Bet you kiss girls like its nothing you fucking stud
Seems like im doing quite well then
Done. What’s step 2?
MuscleNMind your are such a good looking man... never give up on love.
instructions unclear: ended up robbing a bank
Not funny
@@domex9669 it was kinda funny
@@domex9669 yes it was stfu
“It’s like trying to jam a stick of butter into a light socket,” pretty much sums it up 🤣🤣
The reason why I watch Aplha M is for the jokes, nothing more, nothing less!! 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
Asadel H. I know right, fucking hilarious 😂
Asadel H. Mmmmmhmmmmm
Lmao the part when he's like "WHAT ARE YOU DOING LADY? SUCKING MY ENERGY?!?"
Let’s practice
@@cellycell8970 so go find a girl, maybe you will remember the tips
@@Dr._Bo If a girl says she needs funding, you can be sure that she's a scammer (or at the very best a gold-digger)!
@@agentorange153 oopsie, I meant to say 'find'. It was a mistype😅
@@Dr._Bo I see -- so did you find one? Me, I found one but we're currently long-distance due to an emergency in her family 😞
Hey alpha, I had my first kiss last night and thanks to you it wasn’t awkward lol. Thanks man!
I had my first kiss a few weeks ago and he told me it was really good but now I’m looking on how to get even better😂
cant wait to have my first kiss, oh wait im forever alone.
Awhh poor u 😂
Sameeeee
i just had mine today and im like
skskdjksiencjehdn
u still waiting?
Same though
I remember when this one chick just kept slamming me on the walls.i understand youre supposed to move around but cmon,FCKING SLAMMING ME!
Sounds like you had a dominatrix on your hands lmao
@@commanderwaddles3483 wtf is that . Something from BEN 19!?!?
@@commanderwaddles3483 wtf is that from BEN 10?!?
@@darkslivery-_-9096 lmao
You are a Chad
Am I the only one giggling throughout the video? like I'm literally in tears right now. But you got facts right there, all the right ones
Ah man from teaching me basic grooming to kissing we’ve really come a long way have we Aaron
I laughed so Hard at this Video the way Hes explaining them
Sameee Lmfaoooo
You neglected to tell us how to get more practice! :(
Bill King dont bother u aint getting any anyways
Steven Do 😂😂😂😂
Savage.
ur mum
Well if u haven't learned already growing up with your girlfriend(s) you are fucked my dude, nobody is gonna teach u like a kid if u are 20ish
Even after all this time this video is hilarious to watch just cause of the way he explains it
Good Stuff Brother! Here is a top takeaways from the video for me personally. Man, I’m glad to know I’m one of the 4 out of 10 in the kissing poll. I’m confident in saying this because I was literally on the floor laughing when you described the kissing Don’ts. Finally, I can’t tell you how thankful I now am for the girls who helped me along the way, and sorry for those who don’t take some tips from this video!
Guy you're an idiot🤣
Butter into a light socket, story of my life.
My literal asscrack good
my first time kissing a girl we just touch our lips for 3 seconds, probably not the best kiss
Oskar Mora thats good for a first kiss,
You missed the opportunity to put the butter in the light socket brah!
lucky me , she was an expert all I had to do is approah and she did the rest
hj
Oskar Mora I made the mistake of taking an altoid, and I inhaled and choked on it, and then she was like "was it that bad?" 😂😂
I'll never get tired of watching this video lmao alpha, you're awesome!
just found your videos. was watching other ones for tips but they were boring and didn't throw any humor in. Your videos are funny and imformative. You got yourself a new notified subscriber. Keep it up
kinda funny that before watching this, I was like "nah I'm probably not that great" but now I'm feeling more like "wow, do people actually do that? maybe I'm not so bad after all!"
I laughed more than I should
You just made my day alpha 😂
1:18 I will never forgot that moment ever.
First video I’ve ever watched of yours, fricken halarious, I’m now subed. Love the light energy of your vids. Keep up the great work
I love how this man describes thing's and acts them out. Thanks for making my day better.
I just Love Aaron's Personality,
His jokes, the way he talks, his little random smooching acts in the middle xD
Yesterday I got my first kiss ☺️♥️
Breathtaking
@@killforfun6582 you're breathtaking
congrats!!!
Luckyyy
Shaima Abdlhady 😂I take it back I regret it now
Love it!!! Excellent, and well delivered!!!
Idk why but I laughed so hard this whole video 😂😂
me too 😂
One of your funniest videos, but so true. You know how to entertain and inform I love it. Keep it up!
This guy is my hero. Ever since i subscribed Ive only gotten better with girls, and he has taught me to respect girls and show them what i can do. Thanks for everything bro!!!
This guy had me on dying of laughter. Love your voice too!
Gosh I love this channel. And as a girl I can tell you he's totally right, especially with the hard tongue thing. So please, PLEASE, follow his tips. Come on, guys, I know you can do it!
How's it going now?😉
Ayye I nailed it 🙏🏼 although I did fall victim to the occasional dry lips a few times 😂😅
okay so i have only kissed two guys in my life. the first guy was amazing. he had way more experience than i did because he was my first dating experience. we only kissed once and it was amazing but i was so nervous i didn’t move my lips! the second guy was really inexperienced. we were each other’s first boyfriend/girlfriend but dear god did i hate kissing him. the first time he kissed me, he shoved his entire tongue down my throat! and i hated kissing him a lot because there was no buildup. he was constantly trying to shove his tongue down my throat or eat my entire lips off.
coming from a girl’s pov, look into her eye dude. hold her hand, cup your hand on her cheek and just kiss her softly and gently. then you can go harder depending on the mood. that will definitely make her heart skip a beat. don’t be constantly trying to eat her lips all the time. please don’t do that. it’s not romantic and it’s a huuuuge turnoff
Man your energy is amazing!
Alpha, this was by far your most hilarious video I have seen yet. as always very informative and to the point. thanks!
+Antonio Del Rio i agree,i just cant stop laughing,he explains everything so perfectly
+eric northman yes lol
Can't wait to try this with my pillow
this is the best thing i have ever watched
Me who finally got a girl watchin this video 💀
"kissing with dry lips is like dry humping a carpet" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😃
*I see new alpha m. video, I click on like and then start watching*
I can't decide between funny and educational! You're the best XD
One of the funniest videos I've ever watched😂 extraordinary content
what about us who never kiss a girl before?
+ilarionas avgoustou this is like back to basic
ilarionas avgoustou Yeah how to learn how to kiss if I don't have another human being around and my cat's asshole is really dirty?
Just buy a girl jesus.
This must be one of the funniest videos he have done xD
Got told i rush into things quickly, especially kissing, therefore I'm here. Always room for betterment
"Back ya tongue up" *Does some wave thing while he says it* This guys is my whole mood and literally BACK YA TONGUE UP
I didn't know elves kissed
damn i got it
SAVAGE
chris perez stfu
LITTERALY ME FOR 3 MINUTES AND 41 SECONDS
Damn
he called me butter cup. was he in xxxtentacion's song ?
OMG 33 he sippin tea in our hood
Rip x
wow love the video , it helped me so much
Oh my god this guy is hilarious and educating😂
Listening to this made me laugh so hard best tutorial ever 😂
I couldn’t take this seriously and I was laughing so hard the whole time
This was not only informing me but it was also so entertaining
I sent this video to my boyfriend, can’t wait to see if it works!😂😂
Watching this with my girl and snacks. Was expecting a cringy vid so we would have a laugh but he actually has some legit points. But 1 thing, not to the host but the viewers: don't _think_ about the tips, just go for it. Trying to think makes things cold really fast :)
"The flicking lizard" I lost it haha
yo alpha love your videos and all your advice you give to us guys mayne
I’m here because I watched Eddy Burback’s I Paid For A Woman’s Kissing Class (Review) video which was HILARIOUS and this video was recommended underneath it. This guy is also really funny and charismatic so I’m happy I found this channel 🤣🤣🤣
“Different strokes for freaky folks” hahshahahahaha 😂😂😂😂
This video is very convenient :)
JKPRising Omg dude you are here? Fuck I just fucking found you. I like your metroid prime 4 videos.
I watch your videos to give me more confidence.
just finished the video thanks again
I need to:
Brush teeth
Get girlfriend
Finish video
Get new face
New body
Idk any order of that is fine🤷🏻
hey coming from a female here when we really really like a guy your face and body do not matter. yeah it appeals to the attraction when we have a crush. but the more you grow together the more that stuff ceases to exist. you’ll find her someday don’t worry:)
hahah Tip 7 =)=)
Go alpha!!!
Ok no cap this helped me I’ve got my first ever real date tomorrow and I need all the help I can get
Thank you sir you have improved my life so much
I can't make eye contact and I can barely hold a conversation without feeling awkward. Why do I think this is gonna help me wtf
does anyone know how to contact alpha?
he must have a e-mail or send a private message on YT.
Man ,I just love your videos .
Thanks alpha.. Ur tips helped me a lot
Dude the ad was a first kiss ad😂😂
Girl: Wants to make out, alone, at night, in a part.
Me a simple guy: PANIC ATTACK
Dude your best video ever! I was laughing for minutes😂
Man that was more of a comedy video than A information guide😂😂😂..... But still loved it💪✌
My first kiss was last night...
me and my girlfriend had been going out for a week and i’d been planning it all week ahaha
watching joker, leaned over and said “i’m just gonna go for it”
lasted like 15 seconds or so, tongues and all
i might well be a shit kisser but it was the best first kiss a guy could ask for
Already had my first kiss turns out I'm an expert at the first time none of this happened to me
Ik this may sound stupid but I figured I may ask
So like how do I make out with someone… like it’s my first time and same thing with them could I just like move my lips overtop of there’s and keep on overtaking their lips kinda?
Idk if I explained that well lol
nice sense of humor bro
Just had my first kiss and I am proud to say I DID EVERYTHING RIGHT
W bro
wish that was me 😃
@@techy2crazzy512 it will be trust me dude, I never really thought It’d happen but it all happened so quick
@@techy2crazzy512 it will be trust me dude, I never really thought It’d happen but it all happened so quick
I've had full on makeout sessions and we've never once put our tongue close to the end if each others throats.
I had my first kiss recently (she was experienced)
But like she immediately had her tongue in my mouth and I was kinda overwhelmed.. Then she told me to use less tongue, it was very.... Wet.
What I'm tryna say is that it's all confusing and I don't know if we're both bad kissers or what I'm doing wrong..
She also just told me that I'm a bad kisser and now I'm really insecure
Love all your videos 😂😂