Literally the very first joke he made was an Expand Dong joke... It was also a Harambe joke, but the fact that Harambe was part of the joke doesn't change the fact that Expand Dong was also part of the joke.
This is your best video yet IMO. and not just for the harambe meme, the jokes were good, the gameplay was good, it was well paced. A+ Weegee, this is the shit I subscribe to you for.
+Fredycampos99 That's... not how copyright works... Even *IF* Alpharad invented to term "Expand Dong" (which he didn't), it STILL wouldn't infringe on copyright. If anything, it would infringe on a trademark, not a copyright, but EVEN THEN, Alpharad would have had to go out of his way to trademark the term "Expand Dong", which would be a huge waste of his time and money.
The best heavyweight in the game imo. Good range, mobility, damage output, knockback... DK's only real flaw is its recovery. Also a character you can afford to take risks with because of its heavy weight. I spam DK's jab and it keeps hitting because of its range.
Something I learned from Weegee. Apes' natural predators are fat penguins, a falcon, some blue bird, a sly fox, Pokemons, and a weird cross breed of dinosaurs and turtles! Hopefully I can ace my science test on who are monkey's worst enemies!
Two things I've noticed that Weegee dispises. 1. Yoshi mains 2. Cloud in general Edit: Why all the hate towards Cloud? I get that he's a foreigner from SquareEnix and really op (up until his major nurf) but Jesus christ.
dear weegee the God, For a while now I thought you had stopped with "how to smash" videos and for a while I wasn't okay with it but then, the unthinkable happened. I go on TH-cam and I see it, the one thing I've been waiting for and I said to myself "has God finally returned to smash?" and here it is a how to smash video. Thank you WTG. Now you should like totally do a how to smash video for a dlc character.......just saying.
Glad to see (or in this case hear) your feeling better. Your last how to kinda lack in my opinion cause you sounded tired. Glad your up and running again well again !
How to WeeGee plays: 1) Have a video shared to you by a fan that was inspired by you 2) bash the video about being a "RipOff" even though the guy in the video literally said that it was gonna be a complete copy of Weegee Plays 2.5) Get intimidated by the fan's video even though it has/had the shittiest audio and visual quality. 3) Share it to your own twitter feed to allow fans to mob mentality their hate over to your fan's channel while simultaneously telling your fan to delete the video and stop following you. So what have we learned? Weegee needs to chill the fuck out. I understand you're afraid that someone will steal your shitty "How-to [insert Smash bros character here]" typed videos, but you went a little too hard on the guy. And yeah, I'm a little late, because this happened like a few weeks ago, maybe even 2 months ago, but no one else has said anything, so I might as well say it myself. Your fans like you, if they make a shitty replica of your how-series don't get pissy about it. In fact, praising it would've been the way to go.
***** The video title's name is "ComedyShortsGamer Fans BAN! TH-camr Going To PRISON? BlastphamousHD Breakup, Streamer Depressed" and it's on Scarce's channel. Go to 7:32 in the video. Good luck.
***** I agree. Weegee could have been having a bad day also, but idk. I just feel bad for the guy who made the how-to-roy video because he got tons of hate.
I get this feeling that the Luigi at the end probably was killing themselves from a laggy connection, but since these matches are saved replays, it don't show that.
My neck bearded god, your egotistical for glory matchups and announcer worthy voice remind us all what TH-cam should be. Also insert donkey Kong meme here.
When I was little, I had Donkey Konga 2 and DK Jungle Beat... I obsessed with trying to get those DK Bongos.. and when I finally did, My hands were sore for a week..
DKs best move is forward air lol, that joke is suprisingly accurate because of how much startup and endlag it has, and doesnt even spike every time you hit it
“You are the top of the food chain”
*king k rool, Ridley, and incineroar confirmed for smash*
“You drastically dropped from the food chain”
Not really though. Gorillas, while almost exclusively herbivorous, have few to no significant predators.
@Stop Looking Kek.
"Jimmy Neutron lookin' ass hair"
*_🅱️ R A I N 🅱️ L A S T_*
The Klobbah King that’s a dunkey joke
Dongs Out For The Kong
Fuck yes
pyrocynical.
+Patrick Bateman I am a homosapian
+Jonathan Moy Dildos out for Diddy....
Harambee just wanted to drag that child
Wait
What have we learned?
SO WHAT HAVE WE LEARNED?
W h a d D I D W e. L A R N
ayyy
Having your dong out is ok though
Forward air and Clap and slap.
Class dismissed.
Always use the DK Bongos & perform the Clap and Slap
'I really don't know why they decided to make DK's Jimmy Neutron looking-ass hair so powerful in this game'
I'm in tears from that sentence
What, no Expand Dong jokes? I am disappoint.
honestly expand dong memes would be much better than harambe
as if Harambe wasn't cancer enough
+Captain Falcon キャプテンファルコン sorry but who is harambe and what hapenned ?
look in the desc
Literally the very first joke he made was an Expand Dong joke...
It was also a Harambe joke, but the fact that Harambe was part of the joke doesn't change the fact that Expand Dong was also part of the joke.
Atleast Donkey Kong has a chin
This isn't WeedyIsInTheArea, this is Waluigi the Dieti.
nice topical meme
#NoChin
GTFO with your Leafy sht
We talk about *real* memes 'round these parts
Bumberton's Delight Actually, its more like the MemeKing's shit. EdupesTv
This is your best video yet IMO. and not just for the harambe meme, the jokes were good, the gameplay was good, it was well paced. A+ Weegee, this is the shit I subscribe to you for.
This was the best video just for the intro.
SO HE'S FINALLY HERE
PERFORMING FOR YOU
IF YOU KNOW THE WORDS YOU CAN JOIN IN TOO
PUT YA HANDS TOGETHER, IF YOU WANNA CLAP
HE HAVE NO STYLE
HE HAVE NO GRACE
THIS KONG IS A FUCKING DISGRACE
CG COCONUT GUN
HUH! Dk! DONKEY KONG IS HERE!
This makes me proud to be a DK main and this is the first video of yours that I've seen
SUBBED
But the question is, do you play with the bongo drums, tho ?
Vher Yes
But only with my 2 big toes
95% of people didn't realise that Weegee was referencing to Franklin D Roosevelt's Pearl Harbour speech at the start
FrogChip r/iamverysmart
Ratungo Not really...
Baqar Zaidi yes really
Cats Corner
What are you talking about? He can't reference the Pearl Harbour speech in a joke?
Cats Corner it's still a joke and a reference
I come back every so often to listen to 1:25. It's so perfect.
why isnt this titled "How to Expand Dong"???? You make me sad
that would be copyright from Alpharad
+Fredycampos99
That's... not how copyright works...
Even *IF* Alpharad invented to term "Expand Dong" (which he didn't), it STILL wouldn't infringe on copyright. If anything, it would infringe on a trademark, not a copyright, but EVEN THEN, Alpharad would have had to go out of his way to trademark the term "Expand Dong", which would be a huge waste of his time and money.
Alpha rad already did that
Is there gonna be a how to yoshi?
SpaceTaco 101 One thing you'll need
*DOWN AIR*
seriously. It's that good
no
Nope...... There isnt going to be anything anymore.....
Yoshi is OP my dude
2:03 or a gun apparently
I laughed way too hard at the Yoshi joke, good video as always Weegee
SLAPSLAPSLAP
CLAPCLAPCLAP
SLAPSLAPSLAP
CLAPCLAPCLAP
SLAPSLAPSLAP
CLAPCLAPCLAP
#BolbiThaGod
But I postesd the same thing 1 week ago u just posted 4 days...not f-air man not f-air
Bolbi class President!
I gotta get me a set of them bongos so I can get the full DK experience.
OK so basically
*IM MONKY*
Not ending with the DK rap? I'm gonna susbscribe to you just so I can unsubscribe, I mean that is just blasphemy.
But the DK rap has nothing to do with Donkey Kong. He used it when he did How to Winston, where it was appropriate. Get your franchises straight.
He did end with the DK Rap though
CG Coconut Gun
That's just awful
+Yokaiger Yokaiman not lawful
Thought you were going to say expanded in the beginning of 00:54 you disappoint me weegee
The moment you said May 28, 2016, I knew
Did anyone else notice that this video is sponsored by Donkey Kong Bongo Drums?
Ik i noticed that too XD
#ClapandSlap
#clapandslap
clapandexpand
#ClapandSlap
+Cinko420 #GiantFockin'Meteor
#ClapandSlap
3:15 Gotta Blast! Who gets it, huh, huh! No one, that's who.
DK's down air is also a great DK strategy. Just throw an enemy off the edge and the stomp comes in instantly lost 1 stock.
Guess who lost 1 stock?
1:28 oh the puns
I haven't watched it yet but I put on a helmet just to protect myself from spontaneous expansion of THE DONG.
Me: sees tittle
Also me: i wonder how many dong jokes he's gonna make
Weegee: Yes
0:35 "I've been court ordered to cut it out"
So...you've been castrated my man?
The best heavyweight in the game imo. Good range, mobility, damage output, knockback... DK's only real flaw is its recovery. Also a character you can afford to take risks with because of its heavy weight. I spam DK's jab and it keeps hitting because of its range.
"Clap and Slap"
Weegee the God 2016
This video actually helped me play DK
Cade didn't say it but I will say it on his behalf "glad to help lmao"
Weegee you should be a commentator
0:59 Should've said fully expanded...
man you dated this episode hard
2 years, almost 3, later, it's incredibly dated
You Reposted in the Wrong Neighbourhood Yup
The fact that the background music is now in an official game pleases me. I will be waiting for How to King K Rool soon.
Can we get a "How To Weegee" video :P
Not one expand dong meme, I'm proud of you, Weegee.
0:51
Me too
#HOWTOHARAMBE
ALSO #HOWTOLUCINA
YES!!! I' ve been waiting for a DK video for a while.
when i saw the name of the video i thought it was a how to basic videos lol
Something I learned from Weegee. Apes' natural predators are fat penguins, a falcon, some blue bird, a sly fox, Pokemons, and a weird cross breed of dinosaurs and turtles! Hopefully I can ace my science test on who are monkey's worst enemies!
Wow that intro hasn’t dated well.
that moment when you just finished binge watching weegee and he just uploads another video, thank you man you are the best
"Omg he's not even good at the game, he just provides shitty comentary"
Okay, but why did you REALLY come here.
Still Betterthen you
I don't think you got what I was saying, people just say that cause they're bad.
JakeGamer this is not a fucking tutorial! You blind?
So I could expand dong.
@@xx_blitz_xx_80 it says how to are you blind?
ok 2 good videos out in a roll, you're getting back on track weegee
YES MY THIRST FOR EXPAND DONG MEMES CAN FINALLY BE QUENCHED!
2:44 Im dying, that was sooo funny😂😂😂
Come on Weegee when are you going to do ma boi Greninja?
Dat boi?
Shadowblue greninja is overrated shit in every game he is in
Star Fox 69 never. I'm already coming. And I don't shoot, I use chainsaws
"Pop quiz class. What killed the Dinosaurs?
That's right! A *GIANT FUCKIN METEOR!*"
Killed me xD
Little Mac can't jump cuz he's white
um... I thought he was Mexican or Latino :|
cyrusleaf1101 Maybe, but he certainly ain't black ;)
He's Italian American.
+WhiteTakumi He's from Brooklyn.
Meme King Yes. Hence the American half of Italian American...
How to Donkey Kong more like How to Expand Dong HUEHUEHUEHUE!
Also you're almost at 100,000 subscribers man, good job!
HE'S ALREADY AT 100,000! Cheers!!!
#SlapAndClap2k16
The fact that you don't know how to end videos makes your videos have the best endings.
Donkey Kong Surge?
Great job on hitting 100k man!
Excuse me but... Little Mac is fucking damage king... I don't need to just to be good.
YEAH BITCHES, THAT'S WHAT I SAID!
reported
I main both DK and Little Mac tbh
Literally the best opening for a video ever.
Almost 100 k hype👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻
100k hype
+Bowen 114k hype
Id like to think that weegee was masterfully playing the bongos while doing this
Two things I've noticed that Weegee dispises.
1. Yoshi mains
2. Cloud in general
Edit: Why all the hate towards Cloud? I get that he's a foreigner from SquareEnix and really op (up until his major nurf) but Jesus christ.
"Pop quiz class, what killed the dinosaurs? That's right, a GIANT F*CKIN METEOR!!!" My sides
Slap slap slap, clap clap clap
Bolbi Kong
"Pop quiz class: What killed the dinosaurs? That's right, a *GIANT FUCKING METEOR!*"
Slap slap slap clap clap clap
dear weegee the God,
For a while now I thought you had stopped with "how to smash" videos and for a while I wasn't okay with it but then, the unthinkable happened. I go on TH-cam and I see it, the one thing I've been waiting for and I said to myself "has God finally returned to smash?" and here it is a how to smash video. Thank you WTG. Now you should like totally do a how to smash video for a dlc character.......just saying.
The fact you haven't done How To Meta Knight yet...
He has newfag
No, no he hasn't.
Or can you provide me a magic link?
Thank GOD he hasnt done that yet
MetaKnight is too new he's the New Meta in sm4sh i prefer Brawl MetaKnight tbh
Metaknight met a Knight with metaknight.
This Channel is the best hidden gem I've ever seen
whats the songs name at the begining
FunSize bass drop for harambe
6 years since this legendary video dropped, about to be 7
Harambe
Glad to see (or in this case hear) your feeling better. Your last how to kinda lack in my opinion cause you sounded tired. Glad your up and running again well again !
How to WeeGee plays:
1) Have a video shared to you by a fan that was inspired by you
2) bash the video about being a "RipOff" even though the guy in the video literally said that it was gonna be a complete copy of Weegee Plays
2.5) Get intimidated by the fan's video even though it has/had the shittiest audio and visual quality.
3) Share it to your own twitter feed to allow fans to mob mentality their hate over to your fan's channel while simultaneously telling your fan to delete the video and stop following you.
So what have we learned? Weegee needs to chill the fuck out. I understand you're afraid that someone will steal your shitty "How-to [insert Smash bros character here]" typed videos, but you went a little too hard on the guy.
And yeah, I'm a little late, because this happened like a few weeks ago, maybe even 2 months ago, but no one else has said anything, so I might as well say it myself. Your fans like you, if they make a shitty replica of your how-series don't get pissy about it. In fact, praising it would've been the way to go.
So uh... ya got any proof?
PokemonTom09 I've posted a link above you. Try again.
***** He probably has links blacklisted on his channel settings. I'll find the video title for you.
***** The video title's name is "ComedyShortsGamer Fans BAN! TH-camr Going To PRISON? BlastphamousHD Breakup, Streamer Depressed" and it's on Scarce's channel. Go to 7:32 in the video. Good luck.
***** I agree. Weegee could have been having a bad day also, but idk. I just feel bad for the guy who made the how-to-roy video because he got tons of hate.
Pop quiz kids, what killed the dinosaurs?
A GIANT FUCKING METEOR!
Donkey Kong SUUURGE
2:09 - 2:23
As a person who despises Cloud on For Glory with a fiery passion, I approve tremendously.
These jokes have aged horribly
Congrats on 100k!
1:03 Nutt
When you were talking about controllers I knew you were gonna say the DK bongos
3:43 gorilla warfare tho
I get this feeling that the Luigi at the end probably was killing themselves from a laggy connection, but since these matches are saved replays, it don't show that.
My neck bearded god, your egotistical for glory matchups and announcer worthy voice remind us all what TH-cam should be. Also insert donkey Kong meme here.
2:43 so much rolling lol
When I was little, I had Donkey Konga 2 and DK Jungle Beat...
I obsessed with trying to get those DK Bongos.. and when I finally did, My hands were sore for a week..
I truly believe it is time to unleash Weegie playing as WEEGIE!
The DK Bongo Drums, one controls his Forward Air, the other one controls his smash attacks
Your energy is infectious.
2:19 Kirby: Hold my drink.
Where can I find the DK Rap remix that played at the end of the video?
You know after him being gone forever and then finally coming back this actually isn't bad
CONGRATS ON 100K
Big memes from this vid:
1:29 = Giant Fuckin Meteor
2:03 = Much Bigger Sword Part 1
2:15-2:24 = Ding Dong and Much Bigger Sword Part 2
2:24 Funny considering I've dunked on so many DKs with my cloud who knows maybe one day you'll join them
DKs best move is forward air lol, that joke is suprisingly accurate because of how much startup and endlag it has, and doesnt even spike every time you hit it
ui love how king k rool's theme was so awesome that the king of the kongs took it and made it his for this video
Hell yeah! Thanks for taking my request! How to Game And Watch maybe?
Weegee was like "but when i use DK..." i was like "OMFG PLZ TELL ME HE'S TALKING ABOUT THE BONGOES" XD
Wooooooo WeeGee created this on my birthday
"What killed the dinosuars?"
"That's right, A GIANT FUCKING METEOR!!!" XD
That first harambe song is called bass drop for Harambe. The guy also made it on sound cloud.