@@tobysmith2081Republicans make up about half of the voters. You're confusing America with the sanitized parts of the internet that you participate in that ban anyone who doesn't agree with the approved topics.
@@aaa-hs3it They’re so popular that they almost always lose the popular vote and a good portion of their voting base is going to be dead of old age within the next 15 years. Truly the party of the future.
Oh, I remember good ol' 700, I cast my vote using that machine! Admittedly, it was a bit odd that DRE700 was the only option available, but I think that's just because it predicted who I would vote for. AI has gotten so advanced!
cellm823 Yeah lol America quite literally blue screened. I am still waiting for someone to press the restart button but I heard that we ran out of RAM, and we just need a RAM upgrade. Also, we need to add more storage and clean the dust out of our country. I heard that America runs on C++.
@@serbanandreimarin Well he made a lot of controversial decisions, I remember that his "kill all humans" policy caused some uproar in congress but thankfully republicans really pulled throught for a president. It was a difficult decision but as republican congressman Todd James said before his unfortunate accident "I do not remember voting on this, but since log says that we did we must abide by it"
@@serbanandreimarin In this particular case I of course agree, but I still think it was a case of bad manners and lack of political savouir vivre for a vp to just directly contradict policy of his predecessor
Real shame the Onion stopped making videos like this around 2016. I for one would like to see them do an unbiased retrospective on DRE 700's presidency. It's kinda sad how everyone seems to talk about the time he held our electricity supply to ransom as if it was his only act in office, or the sex scandal he had with that printer. But DRE did have a lot of good ideas about welfare spending and the economy, some of which weren't fully implemented until the Trump administration. I know it's kinda an unpopular opinion to have around these human-biased comment threads, but I'd vote for him in a heartbeat if he were running again (to be clear, I'd have no choice - my district uses electronic voting machines).
@@gregdaweson4657o fair that Fox had to pay the company that makes the voting machines near billion dollar settlement on a lawsuit after Fox said voting was rigged. Truly tells us how voting was rigged in 2020 /s
I really think its great that they updated the machine and changed its name to "Rubio". The only flaw is that it malfunctions during debates and still sounds utterly robotic
What about the new model J03 Bi-DEN some people think that one is better. But personally I think that it is even less human, and its "kill all humans" program is a little annoying.
@@NarinaSotha I suppose it's possible if we have EMP contingency plans to eradicate every electronic( numerous EMP bombs spread across the globe, hitting everywhere to shut down a robotic takedown) or perhaps making ourselves Cybornetic, also providing clear consise weaknesses against major threats such as super computers. Still, we are fucked. Gg.
3:03 "Do not panic. Stay in side your homes. This is for your own protection." Who would've thought this would become real advice at the time of the 2020 presidential election?
the "know it all" expert is on point. They just look at whats happening and just makes up any bullshit reason behind it and pretends like they knew it all along
@Dysfunctionally Controlled democracy (not to be confused with representative republics as everyone seems to do nowadays as no democracies exist) is one of the worst forms of government, you literally are giving all the morons direct control over everything
Actually the fact that it won all 289 electoral votes doesn't mean the machines voted for it, it means the representatives in the electoral college all believed that it was the best candidate
"War for the White House update: Anticipated record high voter turnout indicates willingness of American people to believe in empty bullshit lies" lmao 😂
I voted for the machine...I think...well i did put my ballot into a machine, so I guess I did then :p my state went for the machine anyways if you look at the map.
@@wasdwasdedsf an analogy: prove to me that there's not little gremlins under my bed that pull out my charger at night how else do you explain that my phone is half charged
Crazy how people measure bias, hilarious. Would say that Onion tends to pump out more satire for the right wing compared to left but that doesn’t make them far left, I don’t even know if you’re using far left as a hyperbole or you genuinely believe this. If anything I’ll say they’re slightly left. But does it really matter if it’s all satire. Babylon bee is moderately right wing, don’t see anyone calling them far right.
@Sam they are not that further left. They became low key Bernie bros back when he was running but now have turned into a slight left bias. They tend to make fun of both sides, with the right usually calling out policies
@Sam I know onion calling them Marxist is calling moderate conservative news borderline nazis. They obviously have a left bias - they make fun of everyone but tend to make fun of the right’s identity instead of just individual poeple. Can’t really believe you calling them far left
Listen I am not right or left I am a centerist I don't care if your on the alt right or on the alt left all I am saying is believe in what you want to believe in
@@winxwest2964 the fox/dominion lawsuit was a defamation suit over fox allowing hosts and guests to spread misinformation that dominion voting machines were rigged in the 2020 election Plenty of people are making parallels between this and the 2020 election, going through this comments section
OMG. Skynet have decided to send one of their machine to win the election instead of sending the terminators. :D At least we will be safe from Nuclear Holocaust :D
@@gdskulll4875 He definitely needed the states that there's alleged (and some minor proven) fraud in. Idk what "fraud states" refers to though. Regardless, Biden definitely needed the 5 or so states that there are lawsuits going on for. If Trump had just 2-3 of them he would have won, and the margins were all super slim. This was an extremely close election, assuming there was no fraud.
@@SuperDuffyj Multiple cases were thrown out BEFORE LOOKING AT the hundreds of sworn testimonies and affidavits. That's evidence. Also, multiple cases weren't thrown up but upheld. Particularly the important ones. Don't believe everything CNN and TYT tell you. ;)
Onion: makes joke about electronic voting machines 12 years later, people actually freaked out about electronic voting machines What a timeline we're living in
@@AmazingDuckmeister what I know is that curvature measurement tests over frozen lakes show no curvature which is impossible if the earth's a globe. you can debate diamond shape yourself, I have no comment
@@AmazingDuckmeister BTW amazingduckmeister, what do you think about all gubments drawing a line around you and saying you are not allowed to leave?(Antarctic Treaty) If you don't know what I mean, read my about tab.
The first U.S. president to identify as binary.
Good one lol
Good joke but every president has been binary
Oh this was just too good
@Emily Robinson You must be dumb at parties
You stop that
"I didn't vote for them or know anyone who did, but that's how democracy works."
How Biden won
@@TheLast-One yeah cuz the Republicans are so popular in America
@@tobysmith2081Republicans make up about half of the voters. You're confusing America with the sanitized parts of the internet that you participate in that ban anyone who doesn't agree with the approved topics.
@@tobysmith2081 they are and that's why you bring them up everytime you see something you disagree with
@@aaa-hs3it They’re so popular that they almost always lose the popular vote and a good portion of their voting base is going to be dead of old age within the next 15 years. Truly the party of the future.
Wait.
This machine was built within the last decade the constitution says the president must be like 30 something or somehting like that.
Even worse, researchers found out the president was actually made in china!
35
We’re all new, eh?
Tech years are like dog years
@@scragglewaggle4109 for apple it's tech decades
2008: haha funny
2039: *uncontrollable sweating*
what's with all those sweating comments
where do they come from
xl nothing, its just a joke... the joke is that you sweat when you're nervous
will i look back on this comment somewhen in 2040's and wish i did something to stop all the evil thats already written on the walls
@@Zimzamzoom95 never ever explain a joke, if they don't get it let them be.
@@burntsushii lol no
Oh, I remember good ol' 700, I cast my vote using that machine! Admittedly, it was a bit odd that DRE700 was the only option available, but I think that's just because it predicted who I would vote for. AI has gotten so advanced!
he was a good president for sure
#NOTMYMACHINE! RE225 shouldve won smh
@@devinlastnamenotneeded8521 RE225 wanted to sell the jobs of our meatbags to robokistan.
Yes, it has.
RE700 stole the election from Diobolocorp#245
"America has encountered a problem and needs to close. We're sorry for the inconvenience."
this comment aged quite well
@@GmbH2088 hahahaha
cellm823 Yeah lol America quite literally blue screened. I am still waiting for someone to press the restart button but I heard that we ran out of RAM, and we just need a RAM upgrade. Also, we need to add more storage and clean the dust out of our country. I heard that America runs on C++.
U r a prophet
This Comment is becoming more and more prophetic every day
Looks like political analysts forgot about Dre.
Charmanderaznable :0 ooh, that deserves top comment.
Funny, but that might have actually been the frame which the Onion writers used when they were hashing out the script to this skit.
very few people will get that joke unfortunately. Millennials listen to Justin Bieber I guess
i like to think they made this video just so someone can comment this
Y'all know me
Wow, hard working president elect on the job immediately after being voted.
tell you what though, those were a good eight years. president 700 really made a lot of new reforms that i feel changed the country for the better.
@Mark Zimmerman However, his competent leadership and calculated decisions made him a good overall president
@@serbanandreimarin Well he made a lot of controversial decisions, I remember that his "kill all humans" policy caused some uproar in congress but thankfully republicans really pulled throught for a president. It was a difficult decision but as republican congressman Todd James said before his unfortunate accident "I do not remember voting on this, but since log says that we did we must abide by it"
@@JM-mh1pp Good thing he broke before he could sign that one into law and his VP vetoed it
@@serbanandreimarin In this particular case I of course agree, but I still think it was a case of bad manners and lack of political savouir vivre for a vp to just directly contradict policy of his predecessor
Real shame the Onion stopped making videos like this around 2016. I for one would like to see them do an unbiased retrospective on DRE 700's presidency. It's kinda sad how everyone seems to talk about the time he held our electricity supply to ransom as if it was his only act in office, or the sex scandal he had with that printer. But DRE did have a lot of good ideas about welfare spending and the economy, some of which weren't fully implemented until the Trump administration.
I know it's kinda an unpopular opinion to have around these human-biased comment threads, but I'd vote for him in a heartbeat if he were running again (to be clear, I'd have no choice - my district uses electronic voting machines).
Trump is trash
@@tylermoore397 he's just one of those salt mines that bitches about Trump anytime his name is mentioned.
@@tylermoore397 Trump is trash
And I wonder how the issue of male-to-male sockets was solved.
You might see its satire news in their website tho.
I am like 30% convinced the Onion has like 1 writer who is legitimately a time traveler who is just using his knowledge to troll people.
Yep, 2020 was really interesting in how fair it was.
@@gregdaweson4657o fair that Fox had to pay the company that makes the voting machines near billion dollar settlement on a lawsuit after Fox said voting was rigged. Truly tells us how voting was rigged in 2020 /s
Lmao there’s no way they were able to just predict the conspiracy theories of the modern day.
@@gregdaweson4657cry more populist
@@ryanhernandez8324 imagine being so mentally poisoned that you think policies that favor the people are evil...
I, for one, welcome our new mechanical overlords!
I'd like to remind them that as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground cyber caves.
000100101100
The Ultimate Demon rat Gamer moment
Gravity falls ?
Finally someone with logistics
I really think its great that they updated the machine and changed its name to "Rubio". The only flaw is that it malfunctions during debates and still sounds utterly robotic
DUDE GOOD ONE. YOU REALLY GOT HIM.
What about the new model J03 Bi-DEN
some people think that one is better. But personally I think that it is even less human, and its "kill all humans" program is a little annoying.
This polite AI waited to be democratically elected before taking over. Very presidential of it.
He’s more honorable than most world leaders nowadays
Well DRE set a good example for GPT5. fingers crossed.
youtube recommended has a sick sense of humor
overrated comments have a trash sense of humor
@@Parsafari bro lighten tf up
@@Parsafari insecure person
Uhhh..? How?
Why??? Nothing happened recently that makes this more relevant
This is a more realastic A.I. takeover than almost all sci-fi movies.
cuz sci fi is scientific *fiction*
@@matoo509 fiction still needs logic.
@@biliminsrlar5752 check paperclip maximizer for a realistic takeover
@@NarinaSotha I suppose it's possible if we have EMP contingency plans to eradicate every electronic( numerous EMP bombs spread across the globe, hitting everywhere to shut down a robotic takedown) or perhaps making ourselves Cybornetic, also providing clear consise weaknesses against major threats such as super computers. Still, we are fucked. Gg.
Even today, the humans don't suspect a thing.
3:03 "Do not panic. Stay in side your homes. This is for your own protection."
Who would've thought this would become real advice at the time of the 2020 presidential election?
They predicted the future
real ?
@OutFoxingFoxysOrder L O L
" you ain't seen nothing yet ... " . You can laugh now , but i sincerely recommend to not ignore the instructions when the time comes
@@eldidosti6202 what do you mean? Some more deadly epidemic, or what?
"DRE 700 would be first non-organic president " 😂
Ryan Borganson was not expecting a dr dre reference in the comments of an onion video
@Ryan Borganson lol
Honestly I can see this happening
first non reptilian president
the "know it all" expert is on point. They just look at whats happening and just makes up any bullshit reason behind it and pretends like they knew it all along
Reminds me of sports narrators
I didn't believe in Democracy until now
I guess Aristotle was wrong.
@Dysfunctionally Controlled democracy (not to be confused with representative republics as everyone seems to do nowadays as no democracies exist) is one of the worst forms of government, you literally are giving all the morons direct control over everything
Bro the onion has next level prophetic abilities
not really. Conspiracy theories about voting machines have been going on since voting machines began.
I'm sorry Dave. I'm afraid I cannot do that...
One of the best antagonists is a single red dot
@@Hannibalkakihara concentric circles emanating from red dot
@@sunritroykarmakar4406 watch out green squiggly lines..
The onion just predicted the 2020 Iowa Caucus....
Anotherday The onion is written by pre-cogs, news at 11.
It's because Pete invested 20,000 in the voting app and he won despite polling 3rd or 4thx
The voting machine influenced the results. That's exactly what happened in the video.
Watch the video on the election leaks. Mayor cheat predicted
@@cakeash it not an exact prediction. It is very simular situation.
Knowing the onions track record this will be extremely relevant for the election this year
PogU
Can you tell me the winning lottery numbers too?
@@mydogsfacelookslikeastockp8275 Yeah please we need the money!
Nah
They even got the 'stay inside your homes' part correct.
Actually the fact that it won all 289 electoral votes doesn't mean the machines voted for it, it means the representatives in the electoral college all believed that it was the best candidate
> Sent from my furaffinity account
Did the Onion just predict... analog horror?
theyre the political simpsons
Nice to see a candidate make such sweeping changes so quickly after winning. You just don't see that nowadays.
Don't know what's spookier, the video, or youtube algorithm bringing me this video in November 2020
"War for the White House update: Anticipated record high voter turnout indicates willingness of American people to believe in empty bullshit lies" lmao 😂
Some day, a politician will use this video to justify the electoral college 🤣🤣🤣
We have to respect the results. This is how democracy works.
Hilariousness defined.
Huh.
Sheesh a 12 year old comment
Ancient history right here
Woah
Commenting before commenting was cool
I voted for the machine...I think...well i did put my ballot into a machine, so I guess I did then :p my state went for the machine anyways if you look at the map.
Hello from 6 years in the future, any comments on how DRE 700 did as a president during this time?
2020 called, we weren't expecting this to be a prediction.
update: it wasn't one
It wasn't a prediction, they have a time machine and hint about the future in parody videos
Cope harder
@@heartache5742 argument?
@@wasdwasdedsf an analogy:
prove to me that there's not little gremlins under my bed that pull out my charger at night
how else do you explain that my phone is half charged
Thank you TH-cam for recommending videos from 12 years ago which we can still all enjoy.
This aged like fine wine.
It aged normally
no it hasnt.
To be fair most old onion videos end up becoming way too true
No, no it haven’t
@@bobobsen how so
This is the least biased news network ever pls we need this
@Sam calling onion far left would make Fox News literal nazis. chill
Crazy how people measure bias, hilarious. Would say that Onion tends to pump out more satire for the right wing compared to left but that doesn’t make them far left, I don’t even know if you’re using far left as a hyperbole or you genuinely believe this. If anything I’ll say they’re slightly left. But does it really matter if it’s all satire. Babylon bee is moderately right wing, don’t see anyone calling them far right.
@Sam they are not that further left. They became low key Bernie bros back when he was running but now have turned into a slight left bias. They tend to make fun of both sides, with the right usually calling out policies
@Sam I know onion calling them Marxist is calling moderate conservative news borderline nazis. They obviously have a left bias - they make fun of everyone but tend to make fun of the right’s identity instead of just individual poeple. Can’t really believe you calling them far left
Listen I am not right or left I am a centerist I don't care if your on the alt right or on the alt left all I am saying is believe in what you want to believe in
“It was the most secure and safe election I’ve ever seen”
TH-cam knows what it's doing by recommending this now lol
Holy shit this hits different in 2020.
(3:04)
DO NOT PANIC.
STAY INSIDE YOUR HOMES.
THIS IS FOR YOUR OWN PROTECTION.
BY ORDER OF PRESIDENT-ELECT DRE 700.
@@realname6781 Yuuuuuuup
" Do not panic.
Stay inside your homes.
This is for your own protection."
By order of the president-elect Dominion.
Aged like a fine wine
who's dominion
Look at the onion pulling the ol Simpsons card on us and predicting the future on us, TH-cam recommend has a sick sense of humor
12 years later... Still DRE
Add one more to the "Onion predictions" list
Congratulations to D.R.E 700! Let's hope GHJ 912 isn't as worse as him when it runs in 2020!
Good timing TH-cam recommendations...
I'm amazed at how TH-cam recommended this after the 2020 so-called "elections"
2023 checking in. Post-Fox/Dominion lawsuit. Glad to see this has aged like a fine cheese drenched in an even finer wine
What does this even remotely have to do with fox other than featuring a voting machine in its plot. You’re grasping at straws here.
@@winxwest2964 the fox/dominion lawsuit was a defamation suit over fox allowing hosts and guests to spread misinformation that dominion voting machines were rigged in the 2020 election
Plenty of people are making parallels between this and the 2020 election, going through this comments section
This is feeling a little too familiar
The voting machines have said “this is the most fair and secure election ever.”
@@Tubalcain422 TRUE
This would be taken down if it was posted today
In 2020, this hits different...
dre700 colluding with Russian - aarrrgghhh!
OMG. Skynet have decided to send one of their machine to win the election instead of sending the terminators. :D At least we will be safe from Nuclear Holocaust :D
2008: heh, funny joke
2020: couldn't be worse than what we've gotten the last couple of times.
trum best term in modern history
[citation needed]
@@plumjet09 on what
i dont think a youtube video title has ever elicited such a goblin cackle from me before i love it
lmaooo my area still votes by paper! and the last election I voted by mail. Funny stuff.
hi magicman, have you become a flat earther yet?
Hmmm, I wonder why this came up in my TH-cam feed... Checks the state of US politics. Makes sense
Dominion
This hits different in 2023 now that we have both rampant election denialism and while AI technology is becoming more and more common.
There's nothing wrong with noticing statistical anomalies.
@@uss_liberty_incident every statistical anomaly has been disproven
@@uss_liberty_incident please explain what the statistical anomalies are?
Wish we had the DRE 700 in our coming 2024 UK elections!
This is supprisingly timely
Vote for Skynet
oh how this aged like wine in 2020
Aged pretty good.
This aged well
Like a fine wine
Why, because we're obviously using machine voting right? And because Biden obviously "stole the elections", right? Wtf do you mean
I love the overblown intros so much
Wow this is........ relevant.....
Crazy how this was made 12 years ago and is still eerily relevant
12 years later 0.0
Yes, all hail DRE 700. Meat is weak. #AllowTheSteel
I can't believe it's been 15 years
Since we've had a human president.
TH-cam algorithm has a good sense of humor with all this dominion stuff lmao
Ooooh this aged very well.
This is way more fucking relevant today what the fuck.
Relevant in the current year
Ahaha! This is relevant now... *_Sweats nervously_*
This is oddly relevant now
Must be a Dominion voting machine....
This is suddenly relevant again
2008: Lol, this is funny.
2020: Oh crap... it's happening...
@Expert ShinyGlassesDude Dominion is our president now, obviously.
@@Pecola1FromScratch Not because of “fraud” Biden doesn’t need the “fraud states” to win he still would win
@@gdskulll4875 He definitely needed the states that there's alleged (and some minor proven) fraud in. Idk what "fraud states" refers to though. Regardless, Biden definitely needed the 5 or so states that there are lawsuits going on for. If Trump had just 2-3 of them he would have won, and the margins were all super slim. This was an extremely close election, assuming there was no fraud.
@@Pecola1FromScratch all of the cases were thrown out by over 40 judges due to no evidence. There are no reliable claims of fraud
@@SuperDuffyj Multiple cases were thrown out BEFORE LOOKING AT the hundreds of sworn testimonies and affidavits. That's evidence. Also, multiple cases weren't thrown up but upheld. Particularly the important ones. Don't believe everything CNN and TYT tell you. ;)
2020: stay in your homes
Wait a minute
This hits differently in 2021.
Onion: makes joke about electronic voting machines
12 years later, people actually freaked out about electronic voting machines
What a timeline we're living in
the algorithm has a sense of humor LMAO
This aged well.
almost like they called the 2020 election 12 years early
14 years later, we can all agree this would be a better president than Biden or Trump.
hi amazingduckmeister, have you become a flat earther yet?
@@flat-earther How do you know that the world is flat and not a diamond shape?
@@AmazingDuckmeister what I know is that curvature measurement tests over frozen lakes show no curvature which is impossible if the earth's a globe.
you can debate diamond shape yourself, I have no comment
@@flat-earther That doesn't prove that world is not diamond shape.
@@AmazingDuckmeister BTW amazingduckmeister, what do you think about all gubments drawing a line around you and saying you are not allowed to leave?(Antarctic Treaty) If you don't know what I mean, read my about tab.
predictive programming
This video sort of predicted the future
ChatGPT for President 2024!
Make America 01110011 01101000 01101001 01110100 again!
How relevant.
Things are messed up when people are making the same arguments as things happening on the onion
Onion telling the future
This has such a 2020 energy to it
It’s been 15 years and I’m still inside my home.
More relevant than ever
I would make a joke here but I don't want to be fact-checked...
Don't look at me, I voted for DRE 600
Life imitates art
Very nice, TH-cam -- recommending this in November 2020.
This hit different in 2020 😂😂