Everyone knows Mario is cool as fuck. But who knows what he's thinking? Who knows why he crushes turtles? And why do we think about him as fondly as we think of the mystical (nonexistent?) Dr Pepper? Perchance. I believe it was Kant who said "Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play." Mario exhibits experience by crushing turts all day, but he exhibits theory by stating "Lets-a go!" Keep it up, baby! When Mario leaves his place of safety to stomp a turty, he knows that he may Die. And yet, for a man who can purchase lives with money, a life becomes a mere store of value. A tax that can be paid for, much as a rich man feels any law with a fine is a price. We think of Mario as a hero,but he is simply a one percenter of a more privileged variety. The lifekind. Perchance.
all of those levels were insanely creative. And of course also huge props to the players for keeping up with all of them. PS: I especially loved the sacrifice moment at the end of the co-op level
Okay, this IS incredible but in the end nothing before 1:21:00 mattered. Team Perchance didn't even wait the twenty seconds they were supposed to, just eleven and they could watch the first (very short) attempt, completely negating any disadvantage making the first 75 minutes feel pointless score-wise. Contrary to what realbchin is saying at 1:23:54, the reason why they were behind after the first one was because they needed one attempt more than Crushin' Turts. Don't get me wrong, I'm just saying the format with the 20 second penalty is terrible; the levels and runners were incredible! At least make it 30, don't let them screen cheat during that time and don't forget to count them in next time...
the long silence at 1:09:53 followed by '... they're not listening to us' was so funny lmao + the insane perchance comeback at 1:11:29 with 5 seconds left?????? this race rules
Is it just me or did Panga get a glitched teleport (didn't activate) just after 1:11:40? You can see the teleport visual effect happen, but it doesn't warp him. Seems like he might have gotten robbed by a bug there.
I do think Team Perchance managed the switch much better by first restarting and then switching, while Team Crushin Turts did mostly the reverse. I do also think that it would've been even more close if Crushin Turts didn't handicap themselves that way over the course of the entire event. But nonetheless this was one of the best things I've ever witnessed. Hopefully next time we'll get another relay race ^^
Is it just me or did Panga get a glitched teleport (didn't activate) just after 1:11:40? You can see the teleport visual effect happen, but it doesn't warp him. Seems like he might have gotten robbed by a bug there.
i wish they could've given props to the tech and troll side of the community who've discovered alot, like that teleport mechaninc, otherwise this was fun!
This is one of the coolest GDQ events I’ve seen in my life
There should be another one like this out there, I suggest looking it up.
I clicked, saw this comment, and now I'm staying 👍
2022 SMW Blind Kaizo Race was crazy
Every runner was incredible, and double kudos to the level creators. That portal level was WILD!
Everyone knows Mario is cool as fuck. But who knows what he's thinking? Who knows why he crushes turtles? And why do we think about him as fondly as we think of the mystical (nonexistent?) Dr Pepper? Perchance.
I believe it was Kant who said "Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play." Mario exhibits experience by crushing turts all day, but he exhibits theory by stating "Lets-a go!" Keep it up, baby!
When Mario leaves his place of safety to stomp a turty, he knows that he may Die. And yet, for a man who can purchase lives with money, a life becomes a mere store of value. A tax that can be paid for, much as a rich man feels any law with a fine is a price. We think of Mario as a hero,but he is simply a one percenter of a more privileged variety. The lifekind. Perchance.
You can’t just say “Perchance.”
I understood this reference
Kirbs and ShoJo are GODDAMN beasts. Like that catch up Kirbs did was HOLY SHIT
Amazing levels, and players as well!
Good stuff!
happy to see all of my favs back again (:
all of those levels were insanely creative. And of course also huge props to the players for keeping up with all of them.
PS: I especially loved the sacrifice moment at the end of the co-op level
53:56 That Panga play, tho!
As a non-Mario player this was so entertaining and impressive to watch. Great crowd, terrific commentary.
These levels are incredible!
that portal map is actually insane
and that clutch at the end was so hype hooooooooly
the most exciting run by far! I loved this! Shoujo is a beast.
The tune from the level at 1:22:40 is Spring yard zone from the first Sonic game
What perfect timing at 41:41
Anyone else notice that visual on BOTH screens because they died so close together?
Okay, this IS incredible but in the end nothing before 1:21:00 mattered. Team Perchance didn't even wait the twenty seconds they were supposed to, just eleven and they could watch the first (very short) attempt, completely negating any disadvantage making the first 75 minutes feel pointless score-wise. Contrary to what realbchin is saying at 1:23:54, the reason why they were behind after the first one was because they needed one attempt more than Crushin' Turts.
Don't get me wrong, I'm just saying the format with the 20 second penalty is terrible; the levels and runners were incredible! At least make it 30, don't let them screen cheat during that time and don't forget to count them in next time...
THABEASTTTT
the long silence at 1:09:53 followed by '... they're not listening to us' was so funny lmao + the insane perchance comeback at 1:11:29 with 5 seconds left?????? this race rules
Is it just me or did Panga get a glitched teleport (didn't activate) just after 1:11:40? You can see the teleport visual effect happen, but it doesn't warp him. Seems like he might have gotten robbed by a bug there.
- "Both teams know exactly what to do"
- "Yeah, it's just a matter of execution now"
For me this is the coolest part of GDQ. Shoujo slaying as always
What an amazing run that was, GDQ never fals to have at least a couple of this super memorable runs or moments.
The Mario maker relays are always super fun to watch!
Every year this event gets me more hype
The way the screen effect carries across the feeds so perfectly at 41:40
0:00 Runner introduction starts
4:32 Level 1
12:47 Level 2
22:01 Level 3
30:14 Level 4
37:14 Level 5
46:20 Level 6
54:43 Level 7
1:03:33 Level 8
1:12:35 Level 9
1:20:47 Level 10~14
these are consistently the best events at gdq. incredibly entertaining
Some of the best 2 hours I've ever spent, watching this.
Amazing levels, amazing players!!
Timestamp each levels
0:00 Runner introduction starts
4:32 Level 1
12:47 Level 2
22:01 Level 3
30:14 Level 4
37:14 Level 5
46:20 Level 6
54:43 Level 7
1:03:33 Level 8
1:12:35 Level 9
1:20:47 Level 10,11,12,13,14
I do think Team Perchance managed the switch much better by first restarting and then switching, while Team Crushin Turts did mostly the reverse. I do also think that it would've been even more close if Crushin Turts didn't handicap themselves that way over the course of the entire event.
But nonetheless this was one of the best things I've ever witnessed. Hopefully next time we'll get another relay race ^^
This is extremely entertaining lol
I don't understand how these level makers are breaking this game so hard
@48:35 when the thwomps wrap around the screens and line up on the two games makes it look like they are going from one team's screen to the other's.
Holy heck, panga!
My fav GDQ event ever. GOD shoujo is so good!!
1:12:00 incredible
hot DAMN, SMM relay races are always so good! ❤❤ The tension is real!
Team Crushin Turts defintely lost a lot of time in the finale by not starting the level over before handing over the controller
Great race! Very fun to watch! Amazing levels and gameplay! Was super exciting all the way through great balanced teams!
that was amazing! man i was poppin off for my boi Panga! Really fun to watch!
I've never been more emotionally invested in anything in my life than I was with this race.
The 2D Mario stuff is my favourite part of every year and this was especially dope
This race is one of the most craziest of races, Ive ever seen in at a GDQ
How does the “global machine” on the third stage work? How were the switches getting hit every time Mario got a mushroom or took damage?
The portal level was so crazy. I have no idea how it even works.
hot damn, that portal level! mind = blown
These levels were awesome! Great GDQ event
48:35 watch the thwomp in Turt's screen, lower right hand corner.
Is it just me or did Panga get a glitched teleport (didn't activate) just after 1:11:40? You can see the teleport visual effect happen, but it doesn't warp him. Seems like he might have gotten robbed by a bug there.
My poor beloved Crushin’ Turts. I bet the house on them 😢
The reads are just super human in this race!
I can't even begin to figure out how that state machine works
I can only imagine LilKirbs next video title from this
Isn’t the donation from 9:19 from the creator of DDLC?
Glad this event has become a recurring one. Always a fun watch
Ah Thab, this is why you took a week off from playing N64... To be an absolute boss at Mario Maker. Nice.
That teleport tech is SIIIIICK
They’re gonna have to find a way to handicap shoujo. She’s too good!
You can’t just say “perchance”.
Yo that comeback by perchance on map 6 was CRAAAAAZY
i wish they could've given props to the tech and troll side of the community who've discovered alot, like that teleport mechaninc, otherwise this was fun!
The team names are so underappreciated.
TWOO
Shoutout to Simpleflips
Shoutouts to simpleflips
That "No touching the ground" level was painful to watch. There's "Difficult", and there's "What the hell am I supposed to do?!?"
I'm surprised none of the players changes the controller button mapping.
you can't just say "perchance"
Me yelling at my phone:
SPRING YARD ZONE
ITS SPRING YARD ZONE
Best race ever (not biased)
Utterly awesome!
Kirbs has to put this video on his wall
Next year marks the 5th Anniversary of the game I think.
Some awesome levels!🎉
I keep hearing the commentators say "Crushing Turds" instead of Turts
This is up there with the ninja gaiden trilogy relay race.
Incredible race!
Incredible event
Creators really need to ease up on the trolls for live events. That second level was completely brutal to have that.
Love the team names ;)
these are a great staple at gdq
@grandpoobear also got me in watching Kaizo
20 second head start was an 11 second headstart...
Happy birthday Aura :)
I was wondering why Thabeast didn't post another n64 video this week. Guess this explains it lol
Orange You Glad was nothing short of amazing.
What the heck is Tears of the Kingdom tax?
They gotta put a wall between them. Perchance bunch of dang cheaters 😂
Mario maker at its finest
Always a highlight of gdqs
Pardon my confusion, why would Nintendo remove cool levels?
Thab showin uuuuuup!!!!!
24:32 final… what?
Beast is the GOAT
36:53 among us
15:10 did you really just say eggs-ecution? Nobody said anything but...
They should have done two teams of two
Pangea def the mvp
you can’t just say perchance!
Can someone explain to me how a single person is referred to as they or them. I didn't know they are more then one person.
they/them is and has been able to refer to a single person for hundreds of years. Maybe go back to school if you don't understand basic grammar.
@@squirtleskil
You're so mean and toxic for no reason
I just remember how much I hate that desert music
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Shoujo is such a beast 😁
Nintendo sucks you have to download these levels fast that's a shame.
The worst levels are always the 3d world ones. Maybe it is time to just stop including them!