The Five Guys Rant

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 31 ม.ค. 2025

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  • @Aisoreta
    @Aisoreta 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +53

    The absolute venom in his voice is what makes this shit so funny to me

    • @kook8473
      @kook8473 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      This is on par with the Romolla/Majin Obama fast food rant

    • @Halfwit_658
      @Halfwit_658 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ...v-vv-venom?!??

    • @Aisoreta
      @Aisoreta 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Halfwit_658 19 inches of it to be exact

  • @korygraves6739
    @korygraves6739 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

    Bro really double perfect the Testement while on a rant about 5 guys

  • @greatdevourskeleton7685
    @greatdevourskeleton7685 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    i love how he can rant while getting a perfect

    • @AFarr2848
      @AFarr2848 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Giovanna moment

  • @StrayNeko3331
    @StrayNeko3331 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Five Guys is a milkshake shop with selling some burger as sideline.

  • @p0ssumclaws
    @p0ssumclaws 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    hey guys lets go to five guys to get some burgers

    • @Thinepickles
      @Thinepickles 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Death

    • @messagerticv4795
      @messagerticv4795 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      *VOLCANIC VIPER!*

    • @MeatbagSlayer
      @MeatbagSlayer หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Use Overdrive, Punch, Kick, Slash, Heavy Slash, Dust, Kick, Slash, *DRAGON INSTALL*

  • @AeonCalcos95
    @AeonCalcos95 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Never believe someone with a funny accent their opinion on food. It’s always the most outta left field shit you’ll hear all day

  • @Prydunable
    @Prydunable 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    The fuckin' chips though are next level, even if the burgers are hot trash

  • @miguel_H.C
    @miguel_H.C 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Ok, but what about the drink bar? The child in me loves to choose between the 50 flavours of syruped-up soda
    Drink + Medium/Big fries is the goated combo

  • @MeatbagSlayer
    @MeatbagSlayer 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Replace Five Guys with Little Casears and that's me. Eating Little Caesars pizza is akin to eating air. Little Caesars pizza literally tastes like fucking nothing.

    • @H1_R3Z
      @H1_R3Z 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Little Caesars at least has the benefit of being omega cheap. You can get 2 or 3 pizzas for the same money you'd spend on one at any other pizza place. Five Guys is a mid burger with some decent fries for almost double the amount you would pay for a better quality meal at Wendy's or Burger King.

  • @KumaGorath
    @KumaGorath 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I came in to argue but nah...he cookin.
    5 guys is really expensive for about home tier burger which to be fair its better than most fast food burgers.
    The fries are good but again a bag of potatos is like 4 bucks? (at least the last time i brought a bag it was about that much)

  • @Okami_HD
    @Okami_HD 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Yeah bang on, you can’t charge restaurant level prices and then hand me a burger that is like, a bit better than one from burger king or something, if I want to blow my entire bank account on a good ass burger, that’s what a restaurant is for, if I want to still be able to afford the bus home, you can go to a fast food place, there is no room for some dumbass middle ground where you chuck your wallet in a fire pit for a decent at best burger.

  • @DreamlessSleepwalker
    @DreamlessSleepwalker 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Yeah, I'm a federal agent and your take on Five Guys might cause you to get extradited to face trial in a federal court.

  • @nonamiyazomo8907
    @nonamiyazomo8907 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    why is he speaking with his whole hatred. this should be reserved for like a toxic ex or like ram players.

  • @TacticalReaper56
    @TacticalReaper56 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Nah, Burger king is beyond ass. Id take a 5s over bk anyday. Maybe its bad where youre at, but over here in the Mitt not too bad.

  • @arturzentai6881
    @arturzentai6881 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Only time i had five guys was in bruxelles and i thought it was great

  • @CalWhimsical
    @CalWhimsical 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    you're right. no one in their right mind would say "let's go get burgers from five guys" because their fries and milkshakes are what's actually good from there

  • @drakath5727
    @drakath5727 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    pfffhahahaha this rant is funny but im gonna disagree on the mcdonalds being better part, thats comparing bare minimum standards on a premium price tag to *literal cardboard with the word "buger" written on it, typo included.*

  • @SomniaCE
    @SomniaCE 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Nah the burger really is top tier but the price def makes it not worth it anymore.

  • @sporetv57
    @sporetv57 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The pure rage in his voice is what sells for me and had me laughing. Five Guys is overrated and bland IMO. I had Five Guys last year and I was disappointed by the taste of the burger meat, only the fries had some real flavor. I don't plan on ordering anything from Five Guys anytime soon after that.

  • @HellecticMojo
    @HellecticMojo 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    the most overrated burger place I've ever been in.

  • @T3HLQKi
    @T3HLQKi 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    nothing in this video was false.

  • @apewithpen2960
    @apewithpen2960 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    👁️👁️