WORST XBOX 360 GAMES EVER!

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  • @Pan_Z
    @Pan_Z 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1511

    Ride to Hell: Retribution only has a 19 on Metacritic for the 360. It's the new worst

    • @DigiCorner
      @DigiCorner 9 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Pan Z 19 for that piece of shit is way too fucking high. Should be a 5 more like.

    • @Pan_Z
      @Pan_Z 9 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      ***** Stupid Game Informer. They gave it a 2/10. Way too high.

    • @DigiCorner
      @DigiCorner 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** Unfortunately yeah

    • @Pan_Z
      @Pan_Z 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ***** It's unfortunate it was released on any platform

    • @black_candles1212
      @black_candles1212 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pan Z the main reason it's on xbox is because so many people bought it because it was so bad

  • @Gideon_the_Seraph
    @Gideon_the_Seraph 9 ปีที่แล้ว +764

    Kick his groin. Kick his groin. Kick his groin. Kick his groin. Kick his groin. Kick his groin. Kick his groin. Go for a groin kick.

    • @avd7288
      @avd7288 9 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Flawless Victory!

    • @Gideon_the_Seraph
      @Gideon_the_Seraph 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Fatality!

    • @salthe21st47
      @salthe21st47 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +David Warburton (DavePlays)brutlaty

    • @avd7288
      @avd7288 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +daniel ebtesam Anyone got the achievement on this one?

    • @WEndro333
      @WEndro333 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Did you make sure to kick his groin?

  • @VulpineMedia
    @VulpineMedia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +373

    I love how even in Ahoy's early days of clickbait-y titles and thumbnails, there was still a sense of calmness and professionalism usually not seen in other gaming videos.

    • @badasahog
      @badasahog 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      This was never his regular format, he made this video for science.

    • @timewarpdrive77
      @timewarpdrive77 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@badasahog "for science"?

    • @badasahog
      @badasahog 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@timewarpdrive77 that's what he said in his bonus video about it

    • @polarski2
      @polarski2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      this was an april fools video that’s why it looks clickbaity

    • @unknowngamedev909
      @unknowngamedev909 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@polarski2 May 1, 2013

  • @XGames-94
    @XGames-94 9 ปีที่แล้ว +645

    If you'd only have waited one more month before uploading this.
    Ride to Hell: Retribution - Metascore 19

    • @artvandelay3282
      @artvandelay3282 9 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Not even worth pirating because your wasting time

    • @CastledCard
      @CastledCard 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Xtreme Games Let's be fair, I don't think anyone thought something like that would come out between then and the release of the Xbone.

    • @AntiqueMeme
      @AntiqueMeme 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You do know xgames is already a thing right...?

    • @AntiqueMeme
      @AntiqueMeme 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** nvm...

    • @AntiqueMeme
      @AntiqueMeme 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** your pic says xgames on it...

  • @oldschoolm8
    @oldschoolm8 8 ปีที่แล้ว +403

    Self Defence Training Camp is not only the worst game on this console, it's actually deadly. If someone thinks they can actually use this absolute shit in a real fight, they may end up dead. This animated figure, suppose they have a knife in their pocket, what do you do then? Oh, ok, I grab their right forearm and.....

    • @MattyMatthew-m4o
      @MattyMatthew-m4o 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      At least Monthy Python teached me how to properly defend myself against fresh fruit

    • @thegardenofeatin5965
      @thegardenofeatin5965 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      "How to defend yourself from a non-corporeal apparition that grabs your wrist and patiently waits for you to kick its groin." Knowing motion controls the way I do, I see someone trained with this software haltingly slap the wrist and tap the crotch of their assailant, then getting beaten to a pulp with a chair leg.

    • @thefellowsheep2318
      @thefellowsheep2318 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      So this game is so f*cking shit, that it might even kill you. .

    • @libertyprime619
      @libertyprime619 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Uhhhh sniper ghost warrior, its unfinished and near impossible to beat. The AI is supercomputer and it lags like hell,one of the multiplayer maps is literally unfinished where you can easily get out of the map.

    • @ZorotheGallade
      @ZorotheGallade 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's a CBT simulator

  • @Braeden123698745
    @Braeden123698745 8 ปีที่แล้ว +444

    I greatly enjoyed listening to Captain Price talk about Hannah Montana

    • @nate8284
      @nate8284 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      For the badass voice that AHOY was gifted with I found it hilarious hearing him talk about a terrible kids movie based Xbox 360 game

    • @pogfish4701
      @pogfish4701 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Good.

    • @cat.book.reader
      @cat.book.reader 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ighht man

    • @PhantomObiWan
      @PhantomObiWan 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Now I can see it! That’s who he sounds like.

    • @nerfcontent9429
      @nerfcontent9429 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      LMFAO

  • @PanikGrafik
    @PanikGrafik 9 ปีที่แล้ว +551

    "THATS MY PURSE - I DONT KNOW YOU!")

    • @kaptainkris4875
      @kaptainkris4875 9 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      PanikGrafik *Kicks Balls Runs Away*

    • @Anna-sl8mr
      @Anna-sl8mr 9 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      PanikGrafik KING OF THE HILL BITCHES

    • @Smiffykid
      @Smiffykid 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      PanikGrafik Ahaha! Great Reference, Eh?

    • @thecrookedman5892
      @thecrookedman5892 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Saw that episode for the first time a few days ago, it was great.

    • @buddette5513
      @buddette5513 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bwaah!

  • @NoName-oj5km
    @NoName-oj5km 8 ปีที่แล้ว +646

    meta critic score:
    100 good
    90not so good but still good
    80mah
    70shit
    69GREAT
    60shit
    50shit
    40shit
    30shit
    20shit
    10does that even exsist
    how it should be:
    100 fantastic
    90 very very
    80 very good
    70 good
    60 could be better
    50 own decision
    40okay if cheaper
    30 few game mechanics that are cool rest is bs
    20 one game mechanic thats cool rest complete bs
    10 dont buy.

    • @JukaDominator
      @JukaDominator 8 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      This is exactly why numeral scores should be ditched in favor of Steam's system of Yes/No.

    • @NoName-oj5km
      @NoName-oj5km 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      +JukaDominator no,its the same problem with steam-terrible games get mid scores
      the problem on meta score is that people want to rush out their review as soon as the game releases and dont look at all the bugs or on the terrible story(looking at you battlefield)

    • @JukaDominator
      @JukaDominator 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lukas Safi
      No, the issue is the fact there's no universal consensus on what each numeral scores mean and there never will be.

    • @TheUKNutter
      @TheUKNutter 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +Lukas Safi The actual reason is that the companies pay metacritic to give good reviews so people buy it. Always works, and both sides get lots of money

    • @matleemhuis
      @matleemhuis 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nice profile pic

  • @kold1783
    @kold1783 8 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    Ahoy doing a mini review of Hanna Montana. Golden.

    • @Fire-in-the-sky
      @Fire-in-the-sky 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      do they actually play the games?

    • @expendableindigo9639
      @expendableindigo9639 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      John 117 Yes. Look at the end of the video.

    • @bluef1sh926
      @bluef1sh926 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Golden? It's more like golden shower.

  • @ShinoSarna
    @ShinoSarna 9 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    "Have you ever been fooled by a transsexual"
    Why yes, I have once repeatedly lost a shell game to a trans woman and had to walk home with empty wallet. Damn that LGBT community!

  • @Sheepy007
    @Sheepy007 8 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    You know what, the last game actually taught me something. If I plan to go out and rob a lady, I sure as hell will wear a groin Guard.

  • @undeadfred9219
    @undeadfred9219 8 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    Thank you for the Bobby Hill reference

    • @neighbor472
      @neighbor472 8 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      THATS MAH PURSE

    • @theyodellingpickle4203
      @theyodellingpickle4203 8 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I DON'T KNOW YOU

    • @ZXRulezzz
      @ZXRulezzz 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dang it, Bobbeh!

    • @pryingeyes1551
      @pryingeyes1551 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm surprised to see that so many people got the reference. I'm going to have to watch that episode, then the pimp episode tonight.

  • @matthewb391
    @matthewb391 9 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Rogue warrior should win a award for the most uses of "goat fuck" in any game ever, i kid you not.

    • @jacybrooks8566
      @jacybrooks8566 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      XD I am surprised ride to hell didn't have goat humping schemes

    • @jacybrooks8566
      @jacybrooks8566 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Scenes* I don't want the grammar nazis after me

    • @matthewb391
      @matthewb391 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jacy Brooks it wouldn't suprise me...

    • @matthewb391
      @matthewb391 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Petulant Wigglesabit not the worst 360 game ever, but expectations were high for rogue warrior given that it was based on the exploits of a navy seal.

    • @jaz1648
      @jaz1648 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Petulant Wigglesabit I thought i was the only one thinking that, only problem was that it was really short

  • @roddydykes7053
    @roddydykes7053 6 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    10:46 “it amounts to little more than a genital kicking simulator” laughed so hard

  • @quasim4487
    @quasim4487 8 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    "That's my purse I don't know you!" Lol I get the reference

  • @senikthehegehog297
    @senikthehegehog297 9 ปีที่แล้ว +607

    You forgot Sonic the Hedgehog 2006.

    • @FrostyyLessthan3
      @FrostyyLessthan3 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      +Sonic The Hedgehog that was the best game caus erof how bad it was i did mutiplayer with my friend and we would try to brealk the game

    • @Brobore
      @Brobore 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +Alexander Henderson I love the game too, but not the reason u do, I like it because I had a good experience with the game, with gameplay and story, I don't care what anyone says about this game, I love it

    • @talvisk4654
      @talvisk4654 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      the glitches made it fun.

    • @Brobore
      @Brobore 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Pokémon Champion IKR XD

    • @IMattz
      @IMattz 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sammy classic sonic fan said it the best.

  • @internziko
    @internziko 10 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    this man might be the most eloquent game reviewer in history.. subbed! :)

    • @EmpiricalPragmatist
      @EmpiricalPragmatist 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hmm, he's not bad, but he rather butchered the pronunciation of "Kayfabe". Maybe I should start a game review series. :)

    • @alesin1992
      @alesin1992 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hello, man from eight years ago. Did you keep up with Ahoy's content since then?

  • @prashanthraghavendran2628
    @prashanthraghavendran2628 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    This guy's good with his puns.
    2:06 - ..as the circuits drive you round the bend.

  • @Sentinalh
    @Sentinalh 11 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Lessons Learnt: Go for the groin

  • @JLConawayII
    @JLConawayII 9 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Every couple months I come across this video again, having completely forgotten that I previously watched it.

  • @gamer-gs8yo
    @gamer-gs8yo 9 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    I love all consoles, but Xbox will always be my favourite

    • @ababy8261
      @ababy8261 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't care

    • @gamer-gs8yo
      @gamer-gs8yo 9 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Rustin Pickup Last time I checked, PC is not console. Which means that you put the PC on the same level of consoles! You should be ashamed.

    • @gamer-gs8yo
      @gamer-gs8yo 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cookie Gamer You obviously do

    • @ababy8261
      @ababy8261 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      BATMAN NOTES no I don't care

    • @DjStiv3
      @DjStiv3 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Vidya Gaems same here except playstation family is my favorite of consoles. Handheld too psp is awesome

  • @quite1enough
    @quite1enough 10 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    #1 Balls kicking simulator

  • @295gaming
    @295gaming 10 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Alone in the dark. Hands down the worst game i played on the 360. Whoever came up with that game's control scheme needs to be flogged with a cat o' nine tails.

    • @SuperMandibleclaw
      @SuperMandibleclaw 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I could never finish it lol

    • @Seankye89
      @Seankye89 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      I couldn't agree more.

    • @JReed7560
      @JReed7560 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      You should play the 3DO version.

    • @black_candles1212
      @black_candles1212 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      295gaming i was young when i played it, and i liked it

    • @evildeed90s
      @evildeed90s 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +295gaming that game was cancer i was kind of lucky because i rented it and didnt buy it like i was planning on doing.

  • @BrunoHenrique-gi1wd
    @BrunoHenrique-gi1wd 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Hannah Montana: the game, the movie, the game

  • @toasterbread507
    @toasterbread507 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    “Have you ever been fooled by a transsexual” that’s suspiciously specific

  • @zacharycrosier9296
    @zacharycrosier9296 11 ปีที่แล้ว +448

    You forgot Two Worlds.

    • @XboxAhoy
      @XboxAhoy  11 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Zachary Crosier Two Worlds has a Metacritic score of 50/100, well above the threshold for the video.

    • @cwj2733
      @cwj2733 9 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      He also forgot BLOPS2.

    • @GamingCrashouts
      @GamingCrashouts 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      cwj2733 are you serious?

    • @GamingCrashouts
      @GamingCrashouts 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      nick deloreto he said blops .. as in black ops 2

    • @wazuponthebusmanderson2823
      @wazuponthebusmanderson2823 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      If you are going to shit on cod at least do it on ghosts

  • @Matteous_YT
    @Matteous_YT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    LOVED the Bobby Hill self defense reference 😁 top notch stuff as ever mate

  • @Jacket430
    @Jacket430 9 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    All this did was made me download Rogue Warrior.

    • @RevanStarrrR
      @RevanStarrrR 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ***** Yeah its one of those so bad its good type of games.

    • @VRichardsn
      @VRichardsn 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ***** Isn´t it insanely short? I have heard two hours.

    • @VRichardsn
      @VRichardsn 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ***** Yeah, what I heard was that the game wasn´t that actively bad, it just felt like it should have been in the oven some more time.

    • @sebastiancastellanos9527
      @sebastiancastellanos9527 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** HOLY SHIT SAME HERE BRO!!! :OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @DARTHMOBIUS
      @DARTHMOBIUS 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Ave Mitchell I picked it up in a Garage sale for $4 last week, I think it's perfect drunk as fuck gaming lol

  • @spacetrainbaby3737
    @spacetrainbaby3737 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    even a video as simple as "worst xbox games" is edited masterfully, this man simply cannot make bad content even if he tried

  • @bernardlemay8563
    @bernardlemay8563 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The content on this channel is truly exceptional, but what stands out is your voice. I really like it.

  • @uallrite123
    @uallrite123 10 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Your voice sounds like an SAS soldier.

    • @zada1248
      @zada1248 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *Like a CoD MW SAS soldier.
      I'm sure in real like they have varied accents from across the UK. Although I admit it is hard to imagine a Scouse or West Country accent saying something like "Breaching" or "Drop the gun and put the girl down".

  • @harijskarklis
    @harijskarklis 9 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    How about sonic 06? I think its the worst game of the decade.

    • @Brobore
      @Brobore 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Some people actually like it, I like it, had a GREAT experience with it

    • @557deadpool
      @557deadpool 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Brobore no you didn't

    • @557deadpool
      @557deadpool 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      *****
      because it's physically impossible to not have any or few glitches. And that's not counting the various bs with the story and gameplay

    • @Brobore
      @Brobore 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +557deadpool I did not know about the glitches when I bought the game, when I did, my tv was kinda broke, every time a game went into a dark place, my tv would freak out, so I think that is it, and I think that is the reason I didn't incounter any glitches, I swear that is what happened. and overall, I really enjoyed the game, I didn't get to complete it because my sister hated the game because she hates sonic, and she tilted my Xbox while I was playing it and it broke. U really need to learn how to respect people's opinions, seriously! I like the game, and I have met people who have loved the game as much a I have, please respect the people that like the game, even tho you don't like it

    • @557deadpool
      @557deadpool 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** just because you request people to respect you doesn't mean they should. The FACT is, Sonic 06 is a p.o.s. game and you people are promoting shitty game design

  • @michaelyoung3079
    @michaelyoung3079 9 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    Self Defense Training is Anita Saarkesian's favorite game. Actually I think most feminists enjoy it. Being able to kick men in the groin over and over again is like a wet dream to them.

    • @zogu7366
      @zogu7366 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Agree

    • @kannibalcat4415
      @kannibalcat4415 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Michael Young So true

    • @minigunuser25
      @minigunuser25 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      +Michael Young "but it totally sexualizes that poor woman" or some BS Anita would spew out of her mouth/ass

    • @lappethegoat
      @lappethegoat 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Michael Young They're more likely to say that the game shouldn't exist, instead; men should be taught not to rape....
      I know, it's retarded.

    • @michaelyoung3079
      @michaelyoung3079 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Connor Hughes if there were no rapist's in the world, these feminazi's would still enjoy the ability to kick men over and over in the groin.
      I see what you're saying tho. Feminism has some fucked up ideology, not to say I'm pro rape, but the way they go about it is all wrong.

  • @Victor_Trejos
    @Victor_Trejos 11 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I thought ride to hell:Retribution is the worst 360 game EVER!!

    • @stonywings5888
      @stonywings5888 11 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      it is, but this video came out before ride to hell

    • @Victor_Trejos
      @Victor_Trejos 11 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      oh ok

    • @Victor_Trejos
      @Victor_Trejos 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Taylor Minarsky hahahahahahha that is pretty funny bro BUT COD ghost is not the worst xbox 360 game ever i know its just a joke but other than that im still laughing

    • @gabridish
      @gabridish 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Victor Trejos It isn't the worst, but it's still very bad. VERY. BAD.

    • @swagswagify
      @swagswagify 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Taylor Minarsky
      Third party developers is where its at. F%$K paying for over priced pieces of shit. Major companies like ubisoft, rockstar, and activision have us all by the balls and they keep upping the price for games.

  • @joeblankenship377
    @joeblankenship377 11 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    You should've made a list based on best selling games vs. lowest metacritic score. Of course these games are terrible and of course we haven't heard of them. But if you had taken the lowest rated games on the highest selling games list, it might have been more interesting.

  • @signmanstrr5577
    @signmanstrr5577 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The protagonist of #6 needs to invest in a swear jar. Or not, it's hilarious.

  • @retrovideogamejunkie
    @retrovideogamejunkie 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    christ, you will make me play rogue warrior! i just can´t resist those dialogues so out of place.... it almost like those chinese movies english dubbed...

    • @swagswagify
      @swagswagify 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rogue Warrior is the Shit especially the ending song during the credits.
      CHECK IT OUT

  • @AzN_Elevation
    @AzN_Elevation 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Your narrating is fricking awesome dude

  • @kevnar
    @kevnar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ubisoft overly focused on kicking people in the balls? That's their entire business model!

  • @Irishlozcat
    @Irishlozcat 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I want to play groin kick simulator

  • @shneancy220
    @shneancy220 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    4:11, well that question aged like milk

    • @piuthemagicman
      @piuthemagicman 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      not really, tinder is full of them, they don't make clear that they are trans

    • @shneancy220
      @shneancy220 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@piuthemagicman "transsexual" is mostly considered a slur now. And nobody has to disclose their medical history to you the second they meet you

  • @23t22
    @23t22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ahoy saying "That's my purse, I don't know you" in his signature calm tone is peak comedy imo. I never laughed so hard at 3:30 in the morning

  • @freshkj1707
    @freshkj1707 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    MY MAN AHOY WITH THE KING OF THE HILL REFERENCE LMAO

  • @MrRyangrrr
    @MrRyangrrr 9 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I'm guessing Ride to Hell: Retribution wasn't out when this video dropped?

    • @tchitchouan
      @tchitchouan 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +MrRyangrrr
      yeah video released in 1 may 2013
      the game came out in 25 june 2013

    • @MrRyangrrr
      @MrRyangrrr 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tchitchouan Inouane If only they waited a while longer....

    • @tchitchouan
      @tchitchouan 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      MrRyangrrr
      only two months longer

    • @MrRyangrrr
      @MrRyangrrr 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tchitchouan Inouane If they waited that long the top spot would have been different

    • @tchitchouan
      @tchitchouan 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      MrRyangrrr
      Ride to Hell would have made the top spot easilly
      as it is considered one of the worst games ever made

  • @dylanstone2045
    @dylanstone2045 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    he was correct #1 has no practical benefits considering using those moves on a resisting opponent and youre going to have a bad time.

    • @t103Ninja
      @t103Ninja 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      nah mate, just kick the groin

    • @juanmanuelcorrea7673
      @juanmanuelcorrea7673 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      All you have to do is kick the groin lol

  • @josephattwell1006
    @josephattwell1006 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Now that we are at the dawn of another console generation, are you going to do another video for the worst games of the Xbox One and/or PS4?

  • @georgec4962
    @georgec4962 9 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Why is the FOV on these crappy FPSs so insanely zoomed?

    • @PsychoAsianDood
      @PsychoAsianDood 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Because the developers are stupid

    • @AleK0451
      @AleK0451 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      being sat further back from the screen requires a zoomed in view

    • @Avoldor
      @Avoldor 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Also just becouse the developers didnt zoom fov in theyre console game that doesnt mean they are idiots

    • @CatAdvantage
      @CatAdvantage 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      kastama what? Are you implying that console games have to have an insanely zoomed in FOV?

    • @Avoldor
      @Avoldor 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@CatAdvantage no im not implying that, what im trying to say is almost every console game has zoomed in view, and that developers shouldnt be called idiots for it (unless its zoomed in in the pc port)

  • @cavejohnson8665
    @cavejohnson8665 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If it's any consolation, you could imagine Leisure Suit Larry is on the receiving end of the groin kick.

  • @Broald5
    @Broald5 11 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    big rigs over the road racing is the baddest game ever made! 8/100 score, its so worse that you drive faster in reverse then in normal, play it and post your first reaciton to it xboxahoy!

    • @Mewandtwo
      @Mewandtwo 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing was a terrible game and it was rating very low, but that title only came out for Xbox, PS2.

    • @yotin10
      @yotin10 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      that game is horrible but what about et or ride to hell retrubution

    • @yotin10
      @yotin10 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      yea just like the avgn its name should never be mentioned

  • @XxEpiKGamingxX
    @XxEpiKGamingxX 11 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    sadly i played hannah montana for the easy achievements :(

  • @BillyCobbOfficial
    @BillyCobbOfficial 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    HULK HOGANS MAIN EVENT IS THE BEST 360 TITLE

    • @kabbablabba4073
      @kabbablabba4073 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      omg i cant believe i just found an undiscovered billy cobb comment

  • @mrsonikuofficial6262
    @mrsonikuofficial6262 9 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Sonic 06?
    Really?
    No Sonic 06?

    • @quinncowden2711
      @quinncowden2711 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +MrSonikuOfficial Hard to believe but there are actually worse games.
      Lookin at you Sonic Boom: rise of Lyric

    • @livelongcoffee5580
      @livelongcoffee5580 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +MrSonikuOfficial Sonic 06 was my childhood, I loved it. then I forgot the name, then I was searching for it and saw someone playing 'Sonic 06' glitchest game ever :P.

    • @senikthehegehog297
      @senikthehegehog297 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Sonic 06 is more hated because of it's supposed to be the 15th anniversary of Sonic, and they tried to make the best sonic game ever.
      They failed miserably.

    • @quinncowden2711
      @quinncowden2711 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sonic boom: rise of lyric is worse

    • @Brobore
      @Brobore 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      I actually love the game, had a great experience with it

  • @natalyawilliams9698
    @natalyawilliams9698 9 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    No Fable 3?! Really?

    • @Sneakyturtle18
      @Sneakyturtle18 9 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Natalya Williams I liked Fable 3...

    • @natalyawilliams9698
      @natalyawilliams9698 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Owen Bollard you can like it all you want but the dumb character emotions, mostly ugly scenery and constant loading screens are inexcusable.

    • @TheSuperm6031
      @TheSuperm6031 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Natalya Williams lol, that doesn't nessarily make it a bad game. :P

    • @Sneakyturtle18
      @Sneakyturtle18 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Natalya Williams ugly scenery?

    • @omegapng
      @omegapng 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Natalya Williams You can say what you want about it, but ugly isn't the correct word.

  • @craniumssuperburger7749
    @craniumssuperburger7749 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:14 Oh, this game aged like a fine wine in Kevin Spacey's cellar.

  • @taddzttv
    @taddzttv 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "That's my purse I don't know you!!!". Well said Ahoy, well said indeed. Not surprised no one picked up on that reference.

    • @gorosaurs
      @gorosaurs 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dang it Bobby.

  • @Ryz414
    @Ryz414 11 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    well at least Miley is not a stripper

    • @EverettMaynard
      @EverettMaynard 11 ปีที่แล้ว

      No twerking in the game?

    • @Ryz414
      @Ryz414 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Everett Maynard unless you got no game

  • @TheFacelessStoryMaker
    @TheFacelessStoryMaker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Fly off to the right and explode. Fly off to the right and explode. Fly off to the right and explode. Fly off to the right and explode. Fly off to the right and explode. " Sorry....flashbacks.

  • @WCWThunderRosa
    @WCWThunderRosa 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I am now going to purchase all 10 of these

  • @Vyktar2k1o
    @Vyktar2k1o 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    LEAVE IT TO UBISOFT!

    • @bungiesblueflames
      @bungiesblueflames 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ubisoft usually don't make bad games, they just overhype them

    • @AlexH4774
      @AlexH4774 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bungie's blue flames the only people who overhype them are the fans

    • @bungiesblueflames
      @bungiesblueflames 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ivan Lunev true but, i still think that they make decent games

  • @htgarchives7922
    @htgarchives7922 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    6:39 how did you pull off that off

  • @PCgamer238
    @PCgamer238 9 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Forza Horizon 2... beyond shameful on Xbox 360.

    • @user-yz3mk2np8e
      @user-yz3mk2np8e 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** Finally someone who knows racing game quality.

    • @aaronmcnew3081
      @aaronmcnew3081 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Seriously I played the fast and furious standalone of horizon and it was badass what's wrong with horizon 2

    • @user-yz3mk2np8e
      @user-yz3mk2np8e 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aaron McNew I can not even understand all the problems with that game, some games blow because of bad focus, FH2 looks like there just plain was not any focus. Mechanics are shit, graphics are shit, story is shit, selection of cars is shit, replay value is nonexistent, overall feels like it could have been released on the PS2. The first DiRT (2006) is a hundred times better and almost a decade older than the poop hole in question.

    • @jaytonhawkins2872
      @jaytonhawkins2872 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** Why did you buy it for the 360? That's like buying BF4 for the 360. Of course it's going to be atrocious.

    • @PCgamer238
      @PCgamer238 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jayton Hawkins Battlefield 4 was nowhere NEAR as bad as Horizon 2 on the 360! After switching from One to 360, the difference on Forza was utter terrible while on BF4 it was managable, since you get the same gameplay. On Forza you LITERALLY get a different game! The whole engine feels a lot worse (not to mention the massive loss of content!) !

  • @nulevoekrylo2888
    @nulevoekrylo2888 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Too bad this video is biased by Metacritic since a lot of critically acclaimed games were crap.

    • @ProperlyPsychotic
      @ProperlyPsychotic 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just a quick question, can you give me some examples?

    • @nulevoekrylo2888
      @nulevoekrylo2888 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ProperlyPsychotic You asking for it and saw it coming, so - Fallout 3 and TES4: Oblivion. It doesn't cut the slack for "addictiveness", it's gamedesign and visuals are absolutely atrocious to say first.

    • @nejlaakyuz4025
      @nejlaakyuz4025 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nulevoe Krylo actually except a few problems and graphics, tes4 is very good

  • @MorbidMindedManiac
    @MorbidMindedManiac 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard at an Ahoy video before

  • @lightningshy5287
    @lightningshy5287 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I'm surprised MindJack wasn't on the list.

  • @getsufuma2597
    @getsufuma2597 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love the king of the hill reference.

    • @tysonjustice4967
      @tysonjustice4967 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      look up God is doing a new thang

    • @MozzBog
      @MozzBog 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Tyson Justice I wish you never said that

  • @nosfrattirek5690
    @nosfrattirek5690 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm glad you didn't censor the swearing like you did in your BFG 9000 video, I love Rogue Warrior. So many epic lines.

  • @TheItalianoAssassino
    @TheItalianoAssassino 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    No kicks to the groin - home for dinner.

  • @claudespeed277
    @claudespeed277 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    and Hudson soft developed most of Mario party series

  • @G.O._MEDIA
    @G.O._MEDIA 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i really think ahoy videos are timeless

    • @englishwithphil42
      @englishwithphil42 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I fully agree. Even with close to 2 million of views, this one still feels underrated

  • @MrMido4e
    @MrMido4e 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    cant believe people would buy something like these ...

    • @tommyatkins2527
      @tommyatkins2527 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      well could be worse i could have bought halo

  • @jesul_
    @jesul_ 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "THATS MY PURSE I DON'T KNOW YOU!"- Bobby Hill

  • @obi-one-shinobistansolo3646
    @obi-one-shinobistansolo3646 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Man I love stu, thank you for being awesome-Stanis Holzendorf

  • @anbukillerparasites5180
    @anbukillerparasites5180 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Lol I thought destiny would make the list

    • @lenardsmith3227
      @lenardsmith3227 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Destiny was published in 2014, why destiny huh? its like most popular. What do you play? fucking CoD Ghosts?

    • @lenardsmith3227
      @lenardsmith3227 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      you also probably hate Sony and Playstation, Microsoft lover

    • @lenardsmith3227
      @lenardsmith3227 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      you posted this one day ago?! damn your sooo late

    • @anbukillerparasites5180
      @anbukillerparasites5180 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +John Cobra u 2 dude u late af

    • @lenardsmith3227
      @lenardsmith3227 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      nahh

  • @eliel1815shadow
    @eliel1815shadow 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    and steel batalion? where the hell is steel batalion???

    • @revivvles6736
      @revivvles6736 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yeah!! And where is Sonic '06? Oh yeah, it got a 69

    • @Gordon_Freeman_PhD
      @Gordon_Freeman_PhD 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      And ride to hell retribution!

    • @exacttie3489
      @exacttie3489 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      that piece of garbage came out like 2 months after this video was released

    • @eliel1815shadow
      @eliel1815shadow 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ExactTie 3
      oh, so that's why a lot of bad games are not in this list

    • @benm3017
      @benm3017 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      how about an xbox360 game, like it says in the title of the video?

  • @sociallyresponsiblexenomor7608
    @sociallyresponsiblexenomor7608 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5:10 HAHAH IS THAT GEORGE CARLIN AS A MERC? xD It even sounds a bit like him almost haha

  • @__Mamu_
    @__Mamu_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Have you ever been fooled by a transexual"

  • @xxfuzzytuberxx
    @xxfuzzytuberxx 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    You need to add Duck dynasty the video game !!!!

  • @kirbymarchbarcena
    @kirbymarchbarcena 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I would love to see Ahoy! do an updated version of this video since it's been years after its release.

  • @Safersephiroth777
    @Safersephiroth777 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Kinect games really suck. Damn!

    • @Magi_Carp_
      @Magi_Carp_ 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I say the only good thing that happened to kinect was Just dance.

    • @SwapnilSoni
      @SwapnilSoni 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Breed LG dbz games are good too

  • @ZacTheFirst
    @ZacTheFirst 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Kinect games shouldn't be included because they all suck.

    • @mephiston2152
      @mephiston2152 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      There were some that were fun but if I get the xbox one I am going to throw the kinect away

    • @TheDabeavis
      @TheDabeavis 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Really the Kinect wasn't really meant for much more than the likes of Just Dance and Fitness games, they might not be the cream of the crop but they are the most ideal kinds of games for it. The only other best thing about the Kinect is that you could implement it for things like Motion Capture and 3D scanning.

    • @darthowen
      @darthowen 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Uhhh... Just Dance is awesome

  • @unlucky1752
    @unlucky1752 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The first game didn't really look too bad but then again I really like shitty games.

  • @josephf9324
    @josephf9324 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Where's cod ghosts?

    • @balognabread
      @balognabread 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      From a Technical standpoint,the game was made pretty well.
      These games are broken in mechanics,not games that some people don't like because they don't like the gameplay.

    • @SoundZQ
      @SoundZQ 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      This video was made in may. Ghosts was published in november so he didnt know how ghosts was back then.

    • @marcusxcii7593
      @marcusxcii7593 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cod ghost was not a bad game every one say cod is the same year after year we'll they change it and people say it's not cod anymore so make up your mind ghost wasn't the greatest but it is not a bad game it was great I am a sniper and that wasn't as good as I would like but for competitive gaming was good for it

    • @jvc85
      @jvc85 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bad (Score 4-1 out of 10) means horrible mechanics, bugs/glitches, badly designed maps.. etc++. COD got nothing of that, but what the COD series got is bland mechanics which hasnt been changed upon for ages, uninspiring map design (Good but bland), boring story, too scripted etc++ .. Which lands COD in 6-7 territory, theoretically.

    • @atomicbeef7887
      @atomicbeef7887 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tactical Gamer Have you played the PC port of the game?

  • @embolticzapper2927
    @embolticzapper2927 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    you forgot ride to hell retrubution

    • @MrMadRealms
      @MrMadRealms 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Emboltic zapper it was released after this video.

  • @MaxxSkywalker
    @MaxxSkywalker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Kinect should have been abandoned during the inception phases.
    Side note: Never kick with your toes. That's a good way to get them broken.

  • @jakebledsoe7322
    @jakebledsoe7322 11 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    sonic 06?

    • @kiranrajjha
      @kiranrajjha 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      I loved that game.

    • @MrMashpotatolover
      @MrMashpotatolover 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Kiran Jha are you disabled?

    • @kiranrajjha
      @kiranrajjha 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gabriel Vareschi
      No, I just really liked the game.

    • @RetroFiles
      @RetroFiles 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *****
      it doesent make it a bad opinion just because its different from yours i to also liked the game

    • @yotin10
      @yotin10 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      thats a interesting opinion tell me kiran and naruto what do you like about the game???

  • @Daniel-os3ml
    @Daniel-os3ml 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    you forgot counter strike go for xbox..... what a terrible idea

    • @Zesrii
      @Zesrii 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It was pretty bad, but there's definitely worse out there as shown by this video.

    • @Tarzan118
      @Tarzan118 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It isn't THAT bad. Still a good shooter.

    • @ShunShinimaru
      @ShunShinimaru 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +TenZEDin cs: go is terrible even worse on console
      Play a real hardcore game like Gears of War

    • @Tarzan118
      @Tarzan118 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      WeActOnImpulse Official
      Lmao now gears of war is hardcore? It's the most boring easy third person shooter AAA games I've ever seen. You need to play more actual hardcore games like rainbow six or arma.

    • @ShunShinimaru
      @ShunShinimaru 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      TenZEDin Rainbow Six is just GTA5 heists except unnecessarily complex
      Let's go Gears3 right now i'll wreck you scrub you think it's so easy i'll kick your ass DARKWARANGEL117

  • @Deeaygo
    @Deeaygo 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Shell Shock 2 is so cool man, it shouldn't be on the list.

  • @TheFlyBoyCap
    @TheFlyBoyCap 10 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    your the best fucking youtuber bro no lie

    • @ORIGIN4LFluffy
      @ORIGIN4LFluffy 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Do I really have to correct you? Or do you see your mistake?

    • @phillipwatson8549
      @phillipwatson8549 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ORIGIN4LFluffy Dont say shit. Just let him have his opinion

    • @yotin10
      @yotin10 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      evryone has there opinion just let him as his opinion

    • @ORIGIN4LFluffy
      @ORIGIN4LFluffy 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Silver Sceptile *their

    • @yotin10
      @yotin10 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      dood plz don't be a grammer nazi

  • @VillainMommy
    @VillainMommy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "have you ever been fooled by a transexual" man i love that i cant even watch a random youtube video to try and sleep without hearing these things that mess with my self image lol

  • @michael1234252
    @michael1234252 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What about Sonic 06' the glitched game?

  • @kaz_maniandevil
    @kaz_maniandevil 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    You forgot the Xbox itself.

    • @aboodxbk
      @aboodxbk 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      you know that the sonic games on xbox work better than the playstation
      since the original xbox
      and you know that most of the sega developers moved to Microsoft
      and you know that the dreamcast was having an Microsoft Windows software
      Sega=Microsoft

    • @mr.swearbear546
      @mr.swearbear546 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank god Microsoft is going bankrupt.

    • @dragoweedacorpse9746
      @dragoweedacorpse9746 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Mr. FluffyBearz360 420 no it's not

    • @dez1583
      @dez1583 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lel shitty peasants

    • @Treetops27
      @Treetops27 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Still better than PS3

  • @verymeta
    @verymeta 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Kick Xbox360 in the groin...

  • @TubeHeader
    @TubeHeader 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    So, you're going to make a sequel when the Series X comes out, right?

  • @chicopeebles3706
    @chicopeebles3706 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bobby Hill reference during "Self Defense Trainer"? Have a thumbs up, sir.

  • @AlcarT94
    @AlcarT94 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Also the most insightful thought into these games' development. Thanks for that.

  • @Shadowlegend-ex3wp
    @Shadowlegend-ex3wp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I saw Kinect sports and I started to rethink where my life is going

  • @NesrocksGamingVideos
    @NesrocksGamingVideos 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Seanbaby's kick to the groin comic series would be proud of this.

  • @tqser
    @tqser 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Nuts: Exist
    My Self Defence Coach: *KOWADUNGA IT IS*

  • @sociallyresponsiblexenomor7608
    @sociallyresponsiblexenomor7608 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ride To Hell: Retribution better be on this list and damn near the top fucking hell was that game bad. Edit: It wasn't, but I found that game worse than some of the ones on the list.

  • @startledstone1599
    @startledstone1599 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    I have to say, that jumper attack where he puts them in a crusher is pretty cool