NOOK LINE & SINKER | Animal Crossing: New Horizons Song!
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 2 เม.ย. 2020
- In Nintendo's Animal Crossing: New Horizons you are once more tasked with guiding a gaggle of fuzzy friends to prosperity via the medium of hunting for insects, gathering seashells and making polite conversation.
It's certainly not something I'd typically make a song about... Until someone pointed out to me that you are beholden to a corrupt capitalist raccoon! Sure he SAYS all that money goes to an orphanage... But can he PROVE it?
To those of you hoping for the Doom Eternal song I had been teasing, sadly the project has been delayed. But it is on the way! With the unprecedented global situation right now, the video shoot had to be cancelled. I'm currently working on adapting the video into something I can make from home with my more limited space and equipment.
It's a scary world out there right now. Stay safe and make good choices everyone. We'll get through it.
#AnimalCrossing #NewHorizons
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LYRICS:
They say of the fable that businessmen croon
That dog may eat dog but he pays the raccoon
Filling up the coffers billing up the otters, watching them squirm
Yes lions and tigers and bears owe my firm
I've made mountains from founding these half-finished villages
Rundown little towns that I fill up with idiots
Declare one the mayor, flare their ego a little bit
Charge them with fixing it then charge for the privilege
You buy land at high deposit when I drop profitable hovels on it
Each island is like a wallet ‘cus I got the whole place in my pocket
You crank the land value with every little bit of spit and polish
If I get a better tenant than you, well thank you, everything’s demolished
It's about time I took some more payments from your good selves
I'm just balancing the books but I'm still waiting on the bookshelves
You promised you'd build me once you'd patched the fence
Don't like it? Then bill me, I'll just add it to the rent.
Never seen a game so twee
But there's administration fees
For this little haven we
Chiselled from complacency
And we pay it gratefully
Slaving every day for the
Price tag attached to the back
Of our New Horizon
Raccoon in a tie that racked up a tycoon
Can't handle my mess? You'd best stick with Splatoon.
You'll be knee deep in seashells before we hit noon
And that's hardly a dent in the debt you've accrued
You may wonder why we keep moving around
The houses you buy aren't that structurally sound
A few years will lapse, they collapse to the ground
And these suckers cough up for another new tow
You call me amoral? Is that what you think?
Well at least I’ve not driven my assistant to drink
Poor dear little Isabelle is caught in a living hell
It's fishing and yard work not building a citadel
Overworked, underpaid, that poor little Shih Tzu
Managing a bunch of animals, I guess it really is a-
I Guess you see the pun there
Some mayor you turned out to be, if I do say so
How fitting, in a town full of critters the only human's the scapegoat
Never seen a game so twee
But there's administration fees
For this little haven we
Chiselled from complacency
And we pay it gratefully
Slaving every day for the
Price tag attached to the back
Of our New Horizon
Extortion has seldom been so inoffensive
No matter the tax and whatever the rent is
They flock and they herd just to pay their expenses
With no picket lines 'cept a few garden fences
Read between the lines and you might find the margins
So eat up the jargon, don’t argue the bargains
Or I’ll add a ‘No Pets’ clause, it wouldn’t be hard and
I’ll have every resident live in the garden
Never seen a game so twee
But there's administration fees
For this little haven we
Chiselled from complacency
And we pay it gratefully
Slaving every day for the
Price tag attached to the back
Of our New Horizon
Amazing rap bro keep them coming
i like yorshire tom knook i though he would sound like a mob boss from italy buy id be wong
now how much do i owe you
Thank you for another epic song❤🌟
Cool cration.i love you songs.
I hope you your friends and family stay safe and healthy during this Corona pandemic🙏😇👼
Tom Nook in game: Builds you a house in a day and literally will let you go years without paying your debts and doesn't even raise them
Tom Nook on the internet: Capitalist Loan Shark Monster
Here's something thats always bothered me. Since he's the one who owns the company that builds the house isn't it more like a construction company charging you a fee. He isn't a bank owner.
I mean, He builds the house's next upgrade without consulting you, and then charges you for it again,
We just have a personal vendetta for Tom Nook
Gking10 | To be fair, the guy also has his kids build the house in one day, so it probably isn't exactly the highest quality...
@@DisKorruptd not in the new one? He waits for you to choose to upgrade it or not
“How fitting in a town full of critters that the only human is the scapegoat.”
THIS LINE.
GOLD.
damn can i use it to pay off my rent
It really is. Stupendium has the most genius lyrics.
2:31
Eh, they probably would prefer fruit if ya ask me
My blood type is MEMES I like memes
I like u. And I subbed
Tom: Don't shake empty trees if you want to get away from bees
Give me my money on time or ill break your knees.
Don’t break my knees😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
That "you call me amoral" just feels TOO MUCH like Hamilton's "Your obedient servant" to BE A COINCIDENCE
It's like, such a cool hidden reference
I WAS JUST WONDERING WHY I WAS EXPECTING IT TO SAY "A DANGEROUS DISGRACE". I HAD TO PAUSE LOLOL
They did that SPECIFICALLY TO DRIVE THE HAMILTON FANS INSANE 🔥🔥🔥
@@voidstorm6225 That's what it feels like
Test, please ignore.
THANK YOU
Are we just gonna ignore the phonetic genius of “Raccoon in a tie that racked up a tycoon”?
Yes, we are. I know. It's sad.
Hes a tanuki
Typical Taylor they’re classified as ‘raccoon dogs..’
@@marlomagica6769 The English localization calls him a raccoon.
@@marlomagica6769 nope. He's a raccoon.
This was supposed to be our happy place 😭
You can have a happy place! If you can afford it.
how much exactly?
@@AnaAnaUSA I've paid off my debts after raising 99,000 bells, but I kinda feel like I'm being pressured to upgrade my house, that'd be another 100,000 bell loan.
@@septiquaddoubleyou4019 be about 198,000 i think for the next debt
I have the last upgrade and I owe him 2mil. I could choose to not pay him 9-9? But then i feel bad. I want the crown so I might just save for the crown and pay him what I jave left over. I have about 1mil but i think it was 1mil,2hundred thousand
I know this song isn't one of your newest anymore, but I came to say that I think it contains my favourite line that you've ever performed. I know it's not technically impressive or challenging like some of your others, but this one just sticks in my head like glue.
"Or I’ll add a ‘No Pets’ clause, it wouldn’t be hard
and I’ll have every resident... live... in the garden!"
It has such a gleeful malice and is almost mad-with-power in the delivery, such effective dramatic pauses, and of course is set up perfectly to rhyme with 'yard' only to switch to garden like the little yorkshire critter he is. I lost it the first time I heard this part of the song, and every time I've listened since I still get a big dumb grin on my face. Thank you
Thank you so much!
@@TheStupendium i am a fellow they/them congrats you have now joined the cult
@@Laura-bs2hw ... there's a pronoun cult?
@@danielsantoro6332 i just call it that i dont know if there is
@Laura there had better be, or I'm in a lot of trouble with the IRS
Dang, really making us the villains here. Everyone blames Nook for Isabelle being overworked, but she’s straight up our employee.
He doesn't drive her to drink, *we* do.
This honestly sounds like a badass Disney villain song, which fits for a Nintendo game
I THOUGHT IT WAS ONLY ME WHO HEARD THIS
Honestly yes
so true
Nintendo sure loves their cute looking games with really dark undertones.
IT DOES
This is slander. You'll have a call from my lawyer, isabelle.
Edit: I'm sorry guys, i cant keep this tom nook thing up
Could you please give me the freaking house for free?
@@foiletta1987 I need to pay bills too
That poor little shih tzu.
Yes as you always say, bells are good, but funeral bells work too
*cough cough* says the one forcing the to drink!
0:27 I've heard this song so many times and only just noticed that the "lions and tigers and bears" reference continues as he says "owe my" instead of "oh my"
I love The Stupendium's writing, there's just so much to appreciate in every song
Wait what's the reference
@@Bee_honk13 Wizard of Oz
@@Bee_honk13 instead of saying oh my, as in “oh my that’s a lot off animals” he says owe me, as in “they owe me _____$”.
@@ashtonpainter4287 oh
Fanon nook: greedy evil capitalist
Canon nook: Man, I like you, would you like me to set up an island or town you can customize as mayor? I think we'll be good friends. Just don't forget to pay taxes.
He never expects you to pay it back, he doesn't even charge you interest
i'll add something here
"don't forget to make friends with your other neighbours, it's always nice to have friends"
Animal crossing: Enjoy this inoffensive game of happy little animals fishing for their little animal friends
Stupenduim: Did someone say wage-slavery and the systematic destruction of small towns for profit!!
Anyone: hey here is this-
Stupendium: *activate instant kill evil mode*
Joe: calls animal crossing inoffensive
Let me introduce to you a little thing called PETA
@@corrupt9689 peta? Do you mean SATAN INCARNATE
@@SammPlaysGames oh, yeah. I forgot that peta was their nickname
@Sebastian Borek And everything is free and nobody has to work in socialist/communist society, yeah? Sign me up!
Literally, why does this sound like the *_perfect_* voice for Tom Nook-
Headcanon voice right here.
I like this one and the one from the Animal Crossing Movie English dub. They both sound so good!
There’s also a southern accent. Not like a “yee-haw” one, but one of a wealthy South Carolinian
...it really doesn't fit Tom Nook...
gamephreak5 we all have our opinions, and that’s fine,
I don't know how you did it. But I love how you voiced Tom Nook. Snarky, to the point and with a hint of narcissism.
*PERFECTION! PERFECTION I TELL YOU!*
"i tHiNk yOu'lL FiNd tHaT YoU MeAnT 'NaRcIsSiSm', LeArN To sPeLl iDiOt"
- every smartass on the internet that sees this comment
he does the voice so perfectly its what i imagined tom nook to sound like
I’d just like to point out that narcissistic personality disorder, or “narcissism” is a mental disorder generally stemming from low self esteem and isn’t a choice for people who do have the disorder, and there are multiple forms of narcissistic personality disorder beyond just seeing one’s self as better or above others.
(Obviously) mental disorders aren’t to be used as an insult towards people just because they have traits that may appear as symptoms of said disorder, but I assume you understand that.
Of course the whole reason I write so many comments like this is to spread awareness that narcissistic personality disorder is a disorder, not just a trait, even though media generally portrays it as such, so I don’t fault you or the countless others who assumed that or used “narcissism” as an insult.
Just wanted to let you know :)
@Froggycolouring
Narcissism can be a trait and a disorder. NPD (narcissistic personality disorder) is defined as a pathological level of narcissism, but one can be narcissistic without necessarily having NPD, usually called destructive narcissism, not to the level of pathological but more extreme than what could be considered “normal” or healthy.
The way OP used narcissistic is grammatically and clinically correct.
@@IdkLmao-vp5ss using narcissism in that way however can lead to hurting people who have the disorder, causing people to misdiagnose themselves or others
One cannot be narcissistic without have NPD as it is a disorder, its like saying someone can be autistic without having autism, its simply incorrect.
What you mean(I assume) would be the stereotype and most commonly seen in media for NPD which would just be seeing oneself as better than others and being selfish overall, but in that case just use that instead.
I love how the animation is like a puppet show which just shows the façade that Tom Nook is putting on. They did such a good job! Well done, Stupes.
Your Tom Nook would make a wonderful Disney villain.
He would though
YES.
omg yes
this dude is a mastermind
no one questions him
hes technically not even a villian
Dave Kitsune lol I remember listening to this and then playing animal crossing and talking to Tom Nook, and then sadly realizing that he isn’t like this in-game.
Fun fact: Tom Nook canonically gives over 90% of his earnings to charity
So he SAYS.
"Orphan funds"
@@TheStupendium it's true.
Aaron Kuykendall it’s a joke
HOLD IT!
The only confirmation of that fact is directly from Tom Nook himself in Happy Home Designer. If he truly were, it would be advertised with his island getaway and he, along with Timmy and Tommy, would mention it in all other Animal Crossing games.
I can't believe someone made a Tom nook villain song, and that it is THIS good. The wordplay is too notch
I know this song is 2 years old, but it's still such a banger.
Also, the lyrics are absolutely genius, but I personally like the animation so much. It's amazing! Fantastic lyrics paired with this terrific animation make it a thrill to listen to 100%
It’s turned 3 years now and yet it stil, banging
4 years still amazing
Still fire rn (bro it’s been on my playlist since the beginning of time this shit gas)
OK IS NOBODY GONNA TALK ABOUT HOW THE BEAT IS THE SOUNDS OF COINS DROPPING? THE DETAIL ON THIS SONG IS AMAZING
Hey thx never knew
Edit: I checked too.
Wait where
Ok now i hear it
I've just realised this. This is why the stupendium is one of the best people on youtube. The effort and detail is unreal. It's sad because not too many people actually know who he is. He deserves so many more subs than he has
Honestly, as much as i dislike the whole "tom nook is an evil capitalist" theory/meme/whatever, this is still a great song, as always.
You don't have to say evil before capitalist, all capitalists are evil by nature.
@@stm7810 prepare for the Americans lol
STM
(Soviet anthem plays)
@@dreeg1896 Mother anarchy loves her sons is even better :D
@@stm7810 actually, no.
That's just *your* assertion.
The chorus is my absolute favorite part of this song. It shows the residents' suffering and especially the first part of the chorus' with the five residents happy in the first chorus, pleading in the second Chorus, and how Tom Nook COMPLETELY takes over the final Chorus, replacing some lyrics, and changing the sound of some of the beat. This song goes hard and even without the rest of the song and just the chorus this would still be on repeat (and the rest of the song goes hard too)
I gave this too little credit when I first saw it, ITS A MASTERPIECE
As far as I’m concerned, Tom Nook having this voice is now canon
Yes
Yep
I would pay for that ngl
It won't be because if Nintendo actually tried to get Tom Nook to voice himself, his price would make Nintendo broke.
I did not know that....
Fun fact: Isabelle is the only one that does not pay debts, since Doomguy could beat Tom Nook up.
More than beat up man, *more than beat up*
👍
I wish we all had someone like doom guy Isabelle you’re lucky to have a friend teach you the ways of rip and tear
But villagers have axes
@@totaltrashmammal3190 i dont need to have someone else too teach me something i already know
Why does tom nook sound so damn good with a yorkshire accent it just fits his character so well also that work for the orphans is just so kind 😊
For such an innocent game, this song has so much evil swagger. Tom Nook sounds like he doesn't give two damns about how he treats his tenants and it fits him too well!
"You'll be knee-deep in seashells before we hit noon,
And that's not a dent in the debt you've accrued."
This line.
*This line.*
The simple joy of selling shells from the beach as a little in-game pleasure, shifts to the image of a villager or the mayor on their knees in the sand, scrabbling desperately for any resource that'll pay well enough to free them from the burden of debt, and yet it's never enough.
You imagine them raking through the grains with blistered fingers, picking up a shell fragment and staring at it with a glimmer of hope, that maybe it'll be valuable, maybe it'll alleviate the weight of the threat lurking over them, but closer examination reveals that their efforts were futile, just like everyone else's.
They're just lining Tom Nook's bottomless pockets.
Kitty oh ok
Wow, just how I amaganed
oddly specific but I can see it
NOBODY IS GONNA TALK ABOUT HIS ON POINT ANIMAL CROSSING IMPRESSION?
HE SAID: BLABALABQLABALABAABALALALABAB
pppppffft! That wasn't on point! Go listen to Desert Pagona. He imitates that speak way better!
“Animalese” is just a sped up version of English (or which ever language your game is set to).
@@Molten_Anarchist I always thought that I could somehow hear some of the words they're saying when they speak
@@ThumbsTup I read in another comment on another video on another channel that 'Animalese' like 'Simlish' is in fact syllables of different languages. Maybe a few monosyllabic words fit in somewhere, but it's not a sophisticated trick. Saves on the acting talents as well.
@@CigaretteCrayon k
This feels like a Disney villain’s song and I’m here for it 😂
Tom Nook in-game : _(A Fair Business Man who never employs any predatory tactics or charges interest to his debtors and customers and hates scammers like Redd with his whole heart)_
_Tom Nook in The Eyes of The Fandom_ : [0:09]
Tom Nook: Feels Depressed, Trains Others , Lets You pay your Debts anytime , no interest , donates 90% of his earnings to Charity, Has been Betrayed, Kicked out of his town, A Tanuki!
The Internet: Greedy , Evil , a political mess, Untrustworthy, a betrayer, A scam artist,a Raccoon.
Edit: I know it says he’s a raccoon but in other countries it says he’s a Tanooki (yes I know it’s been 3 months before I spoke about this)
I say he's an anti hero. He's not completely bad but did things that a con artist would do. The dude's just depressed
@@fizzycat3506 The worst thing he does is being a little harsh on the player
@@monetum1392 that is true, but learning who he really is, you can see that he does this as some sort of coping mechanism to his depression. It's like money is his only best friend
NoNameToons Productions what no usury? That’s antisemitic !
I'm still paying off debt
I love how Tom Nook is pictured as so evil but he's still adorable when his eyes are closed
Ikr, I dont think they are evil tho, and I understand why they need so much money! To pay all the residents' house bills and the muesem fees too
@@goopyfella they don't pay bills
@@goopyfella It's quite vice versa. Nook Inc. Bills the residents
@@apollomcdonald ....you dont get a electricity bill every month do u? The only money you pay around your house stuff is to upgrade it and the price is realistic
Honestly of someone gave me a house loan without me having any credit and told me it was interest free for life and I could pay it back whenever I want, I wouldn't be calling them evil.
I know that every single line of this song has been rightfully celebrated by this point, but the one little tidbit that gets me above all the rest is "read between the lines and you might find the margins." f***ing love that one, I do :)
“Guess you best stick with splatoon” OHHHH
Remember kids, if Nintendo
strikes it, it's canon.
pfffft i hope they dont-
hehe, bowser
This reminds me of: nothing is sure but death and taxes... pretty ironic in this song huh?
@@mentelgen3274 actually, it's UNironic
ironic means 'that doesn't fit', fyi
And they haven’t striked it…
tom nook: **explains how he has committed tax fraud, extortion, illegal tycooning, OSHA and Health and Safety violations**
Also tom nook: **blames you for making Isabelle a alcoholic**
an alcoholic. lol this is funny
Honesty he makes me jealous with his genius plans
With all that stress is no wonder HotDigityDemon called her a Marxist and she made friends with the Doom Slayer.
@Mario Martinez No, this is Nook Inc.
@Mario Martinez No, u wanna move into this villiage?
I always love how at the end of each song, Stupendium does the outro in character.
(Tom Nook being the one talking to the viewer after the video is over)
The fact i got a 30 second unskippable ad before this from a mega corporation is simply... Ironic.
I can’t think of Tom with any other voice his voice is just perfect for Tom
^This.
Travis Retriever CG5: ‘A Delightful Day’ the rap is perfect they should collaborate and be Timmy and Tommy or something
And Tommy and Timmy have really cute and chipper voices in the background! Even though their mischievous little devils, Timmy and Tommy are adorable
OK PRINGLES MAN!
Tom nook? No. Tom crook
The Yorkshire accent makes this song so much better!
I know.
It's his voice now.
It just is.
Top ten rappers eminem is scared of
1:tom nook 2x
I'm about to sing this at a discord karaoke event lol
Now we know what he actually sounds like!
@@meIIohi Ah,I see you too have wandered on those lands...very well
Next one could be JT's doom song 2x
There you will literally hear hell
The various coin flips and clinks incorporated into the beat are just one of the little details that puts Stupendium’s work in a league of its own.
''provitable hovels'' is an amazing slip of the tongue that adds to the song somehow and nobody can convince me otherwise
2:04 "You call me amoral?"
Me: A DANGEROUS DISGRACE. IF YOU'VE GOT SOMETHING TO SAY, NAME A TIME AND PLACE. FACE TO FACE!
I HAVE THE HONOR TO BE YOUR OBEDIENT SERVANT--
-A. BURR.
That's what my first thought was too fhfyftcffff
Why do I hear Stupendium actually doing that oml
@@angstqueen9360 MR. VICE PRESIDENT I AM NOT THE REASON NO ONE TRUSTS YOU NO ONE KNOWS WHAT YOU BELIEVE I WILL NOT EQUIVOCATE ON MY OPINION I HAVE ALWAYS WORN IT ON MY SLEEVE EVEN IF I SAID WHAT YOU THINK I SAID YOU WOULD NEED TO CITE A MORE SPECIFIC GRIEVANCE HERE'S AN ITEMIZED LIST OF THIRTY YEARS OF DISAGREEMENTS
@TJ ONeill Hey I have not been shy I am just a guy in the public eye tryin' to do my best for our republic, I don't wanna fight but I won't apologize for doing what right
I have the honor to be, your obedient servant
A. Ham
"Yes, Lions, and Tigers, and Bears, owe my firm..." Just that one line is Grammy-worthy, damn lol
Jesus man, 4 minutes and you already got a like from stupendium, you lucky bugger
@@theodoreavison1927 To have as much free time as he does, to make the insanely polished songs/music videos he puts out while also keeping this up to date with his notifications...
Either this man doesn't sleep, at all, or he has a community/channel manager whose job it is to keep up with his inbox. I honestly wouldn't even be offended, I'd be grateful to know he cared that much either way
No channel manager! No sleep either!
I figure the only reason I'm able to do what I do is thanks you all of you out there supporting my work. The least I can do is try my best to engage! Unfortunately as the channel grows it gets harder and harder to read everything and respond but I'll keep doing so for as long as I can! :)
@@theodoreavison1927 Damn, you thought a heart in 4 minutes was good, how's a reply in under 40 sound? *Puts on coolguy sunglasses*
@@TheStupendium Also, thanks for the reply! Genuinely really cool to know it's the man himself behind the activity, I respect you a lot for what you do, and the way you do it! Keep up the great work, man!
Bruh I haven't heard this song in years but i gotta admit this is a banger.
this song still slaps so much after my phase of listening to it on repeat
Hey wait a minute.
... Minute...
HMMMMMMMMMM-
oh no
Hey timmy can you tell your uncle to make my house free? 🥺
Can I have a crowbar?
Fun fact: the orphan fund is real, Tom just didn't tell you which orphan it was going to (hint: Timmy and Tommy have no grandparents.)
(Edit: To be clear, I'm saying Tom's the orphan)
Tea
Wait but Timmy and Tommy aren’t related to Tom Nook in any way?
At least google says so
@@mattrachnid shush
@@mattrachnid nope, they're Tom's nephews
@@festi4353 Actually, not related at all. They make that very clear in, I think it was city folk
I love how when a game makes you pay for things like in real life and they immediately are like “HE IS EVIL FOR ASKING US TO ACTUALLY PAY FOR OUR STUFF 😡😡😡”
Great job, I know it's been 2 years but still bravo!
Nice
Thank you so much for the support, friend! I'm really happy folks are still returning to these older videos! I really appreciate it! :D
@@TheStupendium honestly it’s such a banger, I added it to my Spotify playlist xd
Every single line in this song is so cleverly crafted, it’s incredible.
The Stupendium is the only guy who can make a family friendly game like Animal Crossing and making a fan song sound serious without it being edgy. Plus, the song slaps.
*take Animal Crossing I meant
@@al_x2138 you can edit your comments with the three dots button that appears when you hover over them. the only downside is that creator pins and hearts disappear if you edit your comment.
Literally sounds like a Disney villain song... Fucking love it. Oh my goodness.
I loved the reference to Scrooge with Tom Nook swimming in all his bells. I also liked how during Tom’s chorus, the sky was darker than it was when the villagers were singing. It was a nice touch.
*Isabelle being mistreated*
Doom Slayer: *malicious shotgun cocking*
Her only solice is Jack Daniels and hanging out with the doom slayer.
*target spotted*
I was kinda hoping that at the end of it faint heavy metal would be heard, then Tom Crook would turn around all scared and doomguys shadow would be towering over him. Then it just cuts to the patreon part.
TARGET LOCKED
"Is caught in a living hell." It's Isabella's way to doom slayer
This is Tom nook’s canon voice now and you can’t change that
Well, there was this anime that came out some time back...
Honestly I would love elf he sounded like that especially since my island is called England and I wear all England clothing
Yup
DANG!! I have this voice on my head now every time!
@@parisphillips4217 me too now that I mentioned it...
I love how canonically Tom Nook doesn't give a damn that the island is haunted by ghosts.
1:48 I love the idea that the only reason that there are new games every few years is because Tom Nook builds terrible houses
Tom nook is gon be lik EGG
“Poor dear little Isabel, is caught in a living hell”
This has a new meaning after the *Doom* crossover
Animal crossing is connected to Doom confirmed.
I kinda want a crossover now... demons roaming your island, so you gotta craft Praetorian Armor to get rid of them and make a new lamp from their skull? Yes please.
So Tom Nook is the Demon that Doom guy has been teaching Isabelle to put down? Sounds about right.
@@EskChan19 then try dragon quest builders 2...
Randy19 it exists
"in a town full of animals, the only human is the scapegoat." Bro dammmmmmnn
Tom Nook’s slow reveal of his wealth
0:21
1:09
1:33
2:04
2:27
3:06
3:38
woah.
Game Theory just used a clip of this song in his latest video, expect this to blow up
ye
"That poor little Shih Tzu, managing a bunch of animals, that really is a- *I guess you see the pun there* " INCREDIBLE
I don't get the joke, but I'm not a native speaker. Could you explain ?
@@shypeOW the words "shih tzu" sound very similar to "sh*t zoo" (like a terrible zoo) so the full line would have been "that poor little shih tzu, managing a bunch of animals, that really is a sh*t zoo"
@@Grace-53 Thanks ! Makes more sense now
@@shypeOW no problem!
I only got that line several times after listening to the song
I believe that Tom Nook is good, but this is my favorite “evil” Tom Nook.
And I can’t remember how many times I’ve re-watched this.
Lol same
Same, I don't think Tom Nook is evil but I like this evil version of him.
@@evacesartcorner9840 yeha is a saint! he buys everythign you find! and you use that to pay off loans! allso no intrest and you can wait as long as you want!
If you convert it to yen then convert yen to usd it's a couple hundred dollars as the upfront cost to buy a house
So book is giving you a great deal in the games
Absolutely love how Tom looks on those little stickers.
Artist did a great job.
for the record i think Tom Nook is actually a rather nice guy. I mean in new horizons he gives you all that stuff and he's literally just like "you can just pay me back whenever, i don't really care."
I like to think that Tom Nook is genuinely a good person, but sometimes plays the villain and has a lot of fun doing it.
Thought he was like an villain but when I the actual gameplay he was much Nicer
In Happy Home Designer, he does mention seeing the value in there being a common bogeyman everyone can unite against.
me
In the older games, he'd actually sleep in his shop because he was so broke (so we watched him build his empire), but he's said in a spinoff game that any profit he makes goes straight into charity, and I think there's a hospital in boondox names after him?
I mean, dude literally hands you a bill… believes you’ll pay it only out of the kindness of your heart, and you don’t even need to actually pay it as long as it isn’t your first 5000 NM payment. You could go all game not paying additional fees on your houses, and there is nothing this guy can do about it. He doesn’t even give you a set time to pay it by! Heck, he found two raccoon kids on the street, then adopted and taught them how to do business so they never ended up on the street again.
He’s a nice guy.
No one gonna talk about how Timmy and Tommy about to break some knee caps with a bat and crowbar?
waffles you’re right
@@imanidiot1725Maybe, but I thought of it as a mob Tom Nook being the boss and Timmy and Tommy being the goons that get the money.
Swiggity sweeze say goodbye to your knees
...no...we are um....not going to talk about that...
Well he's tom nook he gets the kneecaps by Timmy and Tommy
Might I just say that despite this song being two years old it still is amazing to listen to on repeat. all of your songs have that 'charm'
This is one of my favorite channels ever for music
Mr. Krabs: Finally! A worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!
Scrooge: Amateurs
Muffet from Undertale: Let me introduce myself.
EA: Pathetic
The Champion Monopoly Player: Foolish ants
I read this in Mr. Krab's voice. Argh argh argh argh argh argh argh!
The stupendium: creating everyone’s head canons voices
"Best stick with splitoon" THE SHADE
The line about Isabelle being an alcoholic is funny because the first time I saw the news thing my first thought was "is that a glass of whiskey?"
When he said “blblblblbllblblbl” i really *felt* that
He was speaking the *launguge* of God's
bro
Yes
Given that there's a letter "Ы" in a Russian language that is really hard to describe to a non-native speaker - you may be on to something here.
@@user-ky4zv1kf2x isn't that just "y"?
Me who got a tarantula island: *that’s where you’re wrong kiddo*
Me, who did the duplication glitch, selling hundreds of Nintendo switches to his children, robbing them of 10 million bells on their first day of opening shop: Imma bouta end this man's whole career.
Me who time skips to Sunday to get thousands of turnips then goes on turnip.exchange:
Just give it up Tom I've got all the tarantulas at my disposal!
if this song wasnt slander, then giving those tarantulas to the nooklings is a poor choice. the nooklings would use the tarantulas to take over the world in that hypothetical situation.
Then he takes your tarantulas and scam flick
“They say that the fable, that business croon, that dog may dog but he pays the raccoon.” IS SO GOOD
2:24 OH MY GOD I JUST SAW THE PUN-
For years i was wondering what the joke was!
Shih tzu sounds like s**t zoo... and the lyrics are talking about "managing a bunch of animals"
i believe the pun is that "it really a s**t show" not zoo
I imagine Timmy and Tommy the ones that are playing with the cardboard cut-outs, awe!
They learn from the best. And if its tommy amd timmy them damn they draw well XD
So... Are you saying that Timmy and Tommy drew this 2:15
And Tom Nook just walks in and sees the crazy red-eyed version of him and is just like *what in the world is this-*
And isabelle drinking
3:22 Also this?
I named my Island The Garden so when he says “I’ll have every resident live in the garden” I think “hehehe little does he know”
Sweet revenge upon tom...
XD
all of em.
on your island.
Tom’s gon get so much money from that one island
@@mrwhowasit4367 Tom nook: *STONKS*
Perfect
A song about a corrupt tanuki from Yorkshire extorting animals via an incredibly elaborate pyramid scheme is something I never thought I would listen to, but I'm so glad I can
I had TH-cam playing in the background and randomly stumbled across this song and i absolutely love it
I'd like to imagine all of your evil capitalist overlords arguing over which of their methods works best, and then Build-a-Zoo guy just swings open the door grinning.
Holding a platypus, shouting that he "Has an idea!".
Capitalism is still the best system
“You call me amoral, is that what you think?” Vs “You call me amoral, a dangerous disgrace.” The the same tone and melody. Hamilton!
EYYY
@Calimills1 not a problem, it's similar to a Hamilton(the musical) song called "your obedient servant"
WASSUPPP
Yesss, it caught me off-guard!
I recognized it immediately!
Tom Nook isn't actually the villain you expect him to be. And he's aware of this in one of the games. He actually donates 90% of the bells to charity.
He does make a good villain though.
The charity known as nooks bank account
@@xyiux nice joke
The beat is from "pinky promise" by jake daniels. I strongly recommend paying him a visit
It's not from there originally, we both purchased the beat from the same producer. :)
“Poor dear little Isabelle”
“Is caught in a living hell”
*Also Isabelle:* “Rip... AND TEAR!”
#DoomCrossingEternalHorizons
THATS ME!!!!
Until it's done then head back home and have some fun
#EternalHorizons
#DoomCrossingEternalHorizons
everything you make is such a bop
Like many new song creators I've been dubious about listening to more of you're work since more often than not I only like 3 or songs from someone's work. . . That said I haven't yet come across a song from you that's any less than stellar.
Guess I've got no choice but to sub 🤷♀️
Everyone: *talking about the song*
Me: THIS ANIMATION STYLE IS FIRE
Yes
I need to stop listeing to this its so good i've watched it for like 4 hours now
Both is threatening to light the world on fire
i must say i have never liked the games much but the artstyle is probably one of my favorite ones ive seen so far
@Michael Federico *Popsicle Nook*
The song, fantastic.
The lyrics, Golden.
The animation, incredible.
The voice, perfect.
10/10
The hotel, Trivago.
Brownie- Chan pizza? digiornos
Nicky h225 hotel, trivago
True true
Extortion, inoffensive
Oh no, not the greedy banker that pulls the strings from behind the scenes...
"Oh hey, I've seen this one; it's a classic!"
You know...I wouldn't think a Music Video surrounding the topic of Scamming, Protesting and Poverty would be about Animal Crossing of all things- 💀
I'm not sure if the World surprises me in a good way, or a bad way.
*probably both-*
“I bet you think that all I think about is money, and how to make more of it, don’t you?”
- Tom Nook; Animal Crossing: Wild World
"Yes"
-Literally everyone
No
Dude don't gotta expose me like that
Didn’t Nintendo confirme that he donates 90% of it to charity:D
@@mentelgen3274 -Nook Happy Home Designer
As a villager I once knew said
"Does Tom Nook make any sort of sense to you?"
"Sure, I'll buy your seashells so you can give me back my own money to me so you can pay off a house I'm selling you."
"I mean WHAT? Our lives are fake! We should have seen it a long old time ago..."
Yeah my resident said that too.
I work for Walmart. They pay me to put stuff on the shelves so I can turn around and pay them to take it off.
@@lucielm That's why retail and fast food are the golden companies to be in charge for, not working for.
He used to not wear pants, the pants are a new thing.
Dang it, now I want a fic where Tom nook is actually like this, and the new human is actually god damn insane constantly helping out the island and making it nice looking, and pulling weeds, and the villagers are sort of concerned and shocked at the AMOUNT OF THE WORK they are doing
Timmy and Tommy would eventually join their side
Who came here to rewatch cus it was in a game theory xd 👋