my biggest fear always was getting attacked by a shark .. i'd be dead in a second just from the shock .. to see good things happen like Paul surviving the attack and he still wants to protect Sharks .. that just shows his great heart and attitude .. he gives a good example of how you can still live a meaningful Life even after an accident or Tragedy ..
32:24 "I don't even know what words you're saying right now" - Kelly. Hahah, as an Australian I can kind of understand how someone who speaks English in another country would be like "billabong, jolly swagman, Waltzing Matilda....what?" haha, it's a culture thing for sure!
Ah, yeah. Not only did probenz give no indication that Kiwis are from Australia, his comment would make absolutely no sense if he was saying that (why would Jim need another Australian to welcome him back to Australia and when he is Australian?). What on earth are you reading?
We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like "What's that dumb game with the bats", later turned out it was not the drugs.
Re: the French and French Canadians, The Simpsons is dubbed in two versions of French: one for the French and one for the French Canadians. They also change the jokes depending on the version.
Americans do the same with British documentaries. They rerecord the off screen narration because American producers don't even credit their target audience with the brains/tolerance to listen to a non American accent.
Just in case they go over the old posts, hey Jack I hope you're well. Jim love the show and the best to the family, Forrest you're still here . Lol jk I love you too it's great to see your career get some well deserved attention thanks for all the laughs through the years and all the ones to come
Well no but the girl is fine, she's borderline funny sometimes and she just go's with the flow. That jack guy only chimes in when he's got somthing of relevence to add, he's alright. I know forrest is the ''host'' so he's ofcourse got to be more vocal than those 2 but he's got a bunch of weired habits that really annoy me. I'de be happy to just listen to jim for an hour straight lol.
They don’t livestream, they actually shoot it a few weeks before releasing it. A few episodes ago Jim did a segment where he tried to talk about Trump’s current affairs as if the episode was shot live. So he was actually guessing what Trump would do in the coming weeks. Funny thing is, he wasn’t far off. The asshat is so predictable.
Its not really a pond though as they need to still be connected to the main water source even if not in its direct flow. Id say a billabong is more like a creek than a pond.
We know less about our oceans than we do about space. It is a glorious time for exploring. Yeah, a little stoned but I still..cant wait to get in the water. maybe ten feet behind the other guy but still...lol
Can definitely verify how curious they are. Was swimming along the beach of an island in Kiribati and I got that spidey-sense tingle and turned around to see a 6-foot grey tip following me. I jerked a bit in shock and it darted away but I’m pretty sure it was following me for a while.
Ok, so I'm just wondering. Is it just me or did I see Jim grinding his teeth? Adderall or just a bit of a "swoosh!" before the show?? A question for "Comment World"? Pieter Vermaak _ South Africa_
On Penn&Teller's Bull$hit they had a guy on the circumcision episode that claims you can get your foreskin back by stretching it down over a weight and taping it. Eventually it supposedly stretches back out.
Looks like Jim had a rough night.. Jimmy And The Shakes! That aside - another good one in the books. Happy to see Jack getting some air time, 4-5 years of good work like that and he might get with 2 more girls!
Edit- they went back on this later on, and his advice is probably better, pushing them away instead of being aggressive. Though if already mid 'interaction' - About the punching them in the nose, and I'm far from an expert, but from the few I've heard about on this topic, they say going for an eye gouging is generally the much better option to try, rather than that old punch to the nose. Also heard that it may also be better trying to like fuck with their gills, like jamming your arm into them; either could be hard, so it'll depend on the circumstances and what's 'easiest' to do/reach. For a few reasons - as Jim said you may not get much strength behind it in the water, and many people aren't super accurate throwing a punch even in normal circumstances, let alone in a sudden situation underwater. It can also be a bad choice given the proximity of this target to their mouth, and some of the common angles of their face that many sharks have, possibly causing you to basically just jab your arm into their mouth. One other part is that many (idk if it's all, I imagine their may be a few outliers) try to protect their eyes at the moment when they go in for an attack. Either by closing their 'normal' eyelids or using a clear membrane that helps to protect the eyes without completely compromising their vision, among other things. Losing an eye, or both, can be a big problem obviously, so getting a good gouge in supposedly really helps to deter them from continuing the attack. Edit 2 - shit, wasn't far enough through to when he said this - another bit of random shark info - though idk if it's actually super common among many species or just a few, but some sharks will eat many or all of their siblings before actually being born.
Hello good people. Love you all. Just had to comment on the coke design thing. Because I had a vision regarding the Pepsi art brand. Long story and relevation short. Hopefully. Brief explanation..... I am a long time dead head. Totally love the grateful Dead ❤️. But I have always wondered if they kinda copied the Pepsi logo with the Stealy face logo. They are pretty crafty folks. What is your thoughts on this? I m not saying I mind. I'm a coke girl. So I really don't have a horse in this race. Peace and love!!
This is quickly becoming one of my favourite podcasts, will there be more in studio guests as the show goes on ? Lotta love from the England and Irn Bru is amazing
Have to say those numbers seem low. We’ve had six deaths in Australia this year with 19 attacks. That’s with three warmer months to come heading to summer.
iwas surfing off philip island in victoria and a back shadow 9 foot long passed under my 5'8" noard i got the fuck out of the water.and drove home to the gland above the sbow line.
Can you guys not give away what the guest is an expert in at the title, so listeners can play along and try to guess? The mystery will build excitement
Speaking of the chicken salad with mayo being bizarre, I always thought chicken fried rice with an egg scrambled in was the most metal shit ever. Same concept but the food the animal might've pecked at is also in the dish. "And we're gonna rub you in your period"
Forrest is a Hints Nazi. Making fun of poor Jack, but on the mushrooms episode Jack tried to give Jim a hint and Forrest, the Hints Nazi snapped at Jack: "You don't give Jim hints". Are you afraid you will lose your role of official hints supplier Forrest? Don't be a Nazi and let the boy do some of the work. Jack is the future, and the future is now old man.
Loved this!! Bloody Jim, kept on cutting into Pauls responses, just as Paul was educating us u ruined it. Someone needed to mute u once in a while. Thanks for bringing this to us, what am amazing human!! (not u Jim, your guest, but u r still awesome)
I'm Canadian, and learned proper french in school. I have a hard time talking to Quebec people. Their french is not the french I was taught. I've never heard them called pepsi though. And the ones I've met were fairly nervous that english canadians would discriminate against them. We don't hate you, Quebecuers! We uh.. just don't understand you.
That's wild that your public education didn't emphasize Quebec French. Very surprising. I understand the relationship between Quebec and English Canada is complicated, but I assumed that bilingualism was encouraged officially.
@@eemoogee160 It is only Officially, like government stuff, consumer goods, etc. A lot of Canadians can't speak french, or can't speak english. French was an elective after elementary. I wish it had focused more on local french
The Dutch were in Australia before the English. It was originally called New Holland by Europeans. Even New Zealand is named after a place in the Netherlands.
Orca is the Don of the sea, I remember watching a video of a fight between on and a shark and apparently the killer whale held it under the water upside down and it drowned.
its true what he says about accents. Caribbean spanish speaker here. when I hear a spaniard talk its like that. so freaking proper it's annoying. and I assume they must think I sound like a moron who never learned to talk properly
If Jack reads your comment for “Comment World” then it’s a shit comment. The kid wouldn’t know humor if it bent him over. Jim, if you’re looking for a replacement for Jack, give me a shout.
Nah, in the eighties it was both. I grew up there. It was 'pepsi' because French Canadian teens were stereotyped as drinking Pepsi instead of coke, and eating Mae West snack cakes instead of Joe Louis. So they'd get called 'Pepsi," or "PepsiMaewest". Pepper was also common but I don't know where that originated. It was there throughout the eighties.
Why protect sharks not other fish? A good question, considering that fish are most abused animals on the planet, just as if they were swimming vegetables. Sharks, tuna, sardines... whatever, none of them should be eaten. None of them deserves to be killed. All fish deserve to be free in their natural habitat where they belong. Experts say that if we're going to fish with the current pace, we're gonna have fishless ocean by 2050, which is going to be catastrophic for the planet and its inhabitants. Eat plants instead. I used to be a big meat-eater too, so if I could go vegan, anyone can.
Before this episode I wondered what Jack's job was, and at the same time I was sure I could do it better than him. This episode hasn't changed anything.
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A Kiwi here. We love you to Jim(Geoff). Great episode, enjoy this project ... The 4 of you make a great team.
These things are so fun. My favorites so far are the alcohol one and the navy seals one. This one is good too.
my biggest fear always was getting attacked by a shark .. i'd be dead in a second just from the shock ..
to see good things happen like Paul surviving the attack and he still wants to protect Sharks .. that just shows his great heart and attitude .. he gives a good example of how you can still live a meaningful Life even after an accident or Tragedy ..
As a Canadian, who is half French, the accent is spot on 😂
Were you called Pepsi?
Going to bed to Jim talkin bout sharks. My dreams are gonna be awesome
Jim's take on the French vs. French Canadian thing, around the 8min mark is petty much on point. Here's a solid 8/10 for you, mate!
paul is such an amazing human being.respect
What’s the largest shark in the world, Mark Cuban🤣🤣🤣
I was thinking about San Jose Sharks players, they got skates so they are all pretty tall.
I love waking up to a jim podcast 😍
The reason Jim's brother likes Forest so much is because he knows exactly what it feels like to try to wrangle and keep Jim on track I bet
Australian Johnny Sins Twin Brother
That's why Jim said he looked familiar at the start...
I'm so happy that Jack can read.
Jim looks like some ones fashionable grandma
John Creighton Crowley lol
Who also bedazzles her vajazzle.
What a great guest - such a positive attitude, and also a great sense of humour.
32:24 "I don't even know what words you're saying right now" - Kelly. Hahah, as an Australian I can kind of understand how someone who speaks English in another country would be like "billabong, jolly swagman, Waltzing Matilda....what?" haha, it's a culture thing for sure!
Paul has taken something tragic and done something really great with it. Thanks Paul!
Jim... Kiwi here... you're always welcomed back bro... after 14 day stay in one of our military controlled quarantine hotels... fun times!
I thought Kiwi's were from New Zealand, not Australia, as implied early-ish in the podcast?
Ah, yeah. Not only did probenz give no indication that Kiwis are from Australia, his comment would make absolutely no sense if he was saying that (why would Jim need another Australian to welcome him back to Australia and when he is Australian?). What on earth are you reading?
Awesome episode and so happy it's a longer episode
"We can cut that for you if you'd like" - didn't get enough credit.
Awesome show great job.
We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like "What's that dumb game with the bats", later turned out it was not the drugs.
4:34 - favourite reference in this episode ahaha .
Re: the French and French Canadians, The Simpsons is dubbed in two versions of French: one for the French and one for the French Canadians. They also change the jokes depending on the version.
Americans do the same with British documentaries. They rerecord the off screen narration because American producers don't even credit their target audience with the brains/tolerance to listen to a non American accent.
@@emdiar6588 subtitles are also verboten
Just in case they go over the old posts, hey Jack I hope you're well. Jim love the show and the best to the family, Forrest you're still here . Lol jk I love you too it's great to see your career get some well deserved attention thanks for all the laughs through the years and all the ones to come
Cant help thinking this would be better with sombody replacing ''forrest''.
Well no but the girl is fine, she's borderline funny sometimes and she just go's with the flow. That jack guy only chimes in when he's got somthing of relevence to add, he's alright. I know forrest is the ''host'' so he's ofcourse got to be more vocal than those 2 but he's got a bunch of weired habits that really annoy me. I'de be happy to just listen to jim for an hour straight lol.
Agree 💯
There's a golf course pond in Australia where Bull sharks are happily living. Locals will through steaks into the water to feed them.
im glad Jims wearing the new rhinestone make america great again hat xx
Best show on TH-cam.
I wish they would live stream this on youtube too. :( Either that or its not giving me the notifications.
Do they livestream on Facebook or something?
They don’t livestream, they actually shoot it a few weeks before releasing it. A few episodes ago Jim did a segment where he tried to talk about Trump’s current affairs as if the episode was shot live. So he was actually guessing what Trump would do in the coming weeks. Funny thing is, he wasn’t far off.
The asshat is so predictable.
@@PF-Fly ah OK, when the op said stream this on TH-cam too I figured I missed it as I don't really use FB or much other social media type stuff.
Jack read my comment!!!! ... bout Kelly... that's fuckin awesome... although ive been following Jim for ever... Kelly is fuck funny.... So stoked
A Billabong is a pond left when a curve in a river is cut off. The river forges a straighter path and the curve is isolated from the flow.
It's also a poor man's version of a Paddle Pop
Its not really a pond though as they need to still be connected to the main water source even if not in its direct flow. Id say a billabong is more like a creek than a pond.
23:20 LOL 😂👌
Chicken + mayo/oil + chicken menstruation = Chicken Salad. Mind blown.
Ceasar salad is worst. Eating the chicken mixed with what would have been its baby. Fuck that's harsh
Love you Jim you’re funny
Jack is an otter😂😂😂😂
We know less about our oceans than we do about space. It is a glorious time for exploring.
Yeah, a little stoned but I still..cant wait to get in the water. maybe ten feet behind the other guy but still...lol
Stillborn shark, do do dodo dodo...
Can definitely verify how curious they are. Was swimming along the beach of an island in Kiribati and I got that spidey-sense tingle and turned around to see a 6-foot grey tip following me. I jerked a bit in shock and it darted away but I’m pretty sure it was following me for a while.
Love Jim's calculator.
Ok, so I'm just wondering. Is it just me or did I see Jim grinding his teeth? Adderall or just a bit of a "swoosh!" before the show?? A question for "Comment World"? Pieter Vermaak _ South Africa_
You should do a podcast on beards featuring one or more members of the Aussie ex-band The Beards.
If your dad doesn't have a beard...
🤣
I LOVE SHARKS
Quality over quantity PLEASE
Intros r funny af..
On Penn&Teller's Bull$hit they had a guy on the circumcision episode that claims you can get your foreskin back by stretching it down over a weight and taping it. Eventually it supposedly stretches back out.
Perth WA- Bullsharks swim in the swan river!
A Feta flavored soda? Fuck it I'd try that, get working on that Jack, give em what they want!
Looks like Jim had a rough night..
Jimmy And The Shakes!
That aside - another good one in the books. Happy to see Jack getting some air time, 4-5 years of good work like that and he might get with 2 more girls!
I thought that too. He looks terrible
Edit- they went back on this later on, and his advice is probably better, pushing them away instead of being aggressive. Though if already mid 'interaction' - About the punching them in the nose, and I'm far from an expert, but from the few I've heard about on this topic, they say going for an eye gouging is generally the much better option to try, rather than that old punch to the nose. Also heard that it may also be better trying to like fuck with their gills, like jamming your arm into them; either could be hard, so it'll depend on the circumstances and what's 'easiest' to do/reach.
For a few reasons - as Jim said you may not get much strength behind it in the water, and many people aren't super accurate throwing a punch even in normal circumstances, let alone in a sudden situation underwater.
It can also be a bad choice given the proximity of this target to their mouth, and some of the common angles of their face that many sharks have, possibly causing you to basically just jab your arm into their mouth.
One other part is that many (idk if it's all, I imagine their may be a few outliers) try to protect their eyes at the moment when they go in for an attack. Either by closing their 'normal' eyelids or using a clear membrane that helps to protect the eyes without completely compromising their vision, among other things.
Losing an eye, or both, can be a big problem obviously, so getting a good gouge in supposedly really helps to deter them from continuing the attack.
Edit 2 - shit, wasn't far enough through to when he said this - another bit of random shark info - though idk if it's actually super common among many species or just a few, but some sharks will eat many or all of their siblings before actually being born.
Great podcast! Lots of laughs.
Hello good people.
Love you all.
Just had to comment on the coke design thing. Because I had a vision regarding the Pepsi art brand.
Long story and relevation short.
Hopefully.
Brief explanation.....
I am a long time dead head.
Totally love the grateful Dead ❤️.
But I have always wondered if they kinda copied the Pepsi logo with the Stealy face logo.
They are pretty crafty folks.
What is your thoughts on this?
I m not saying I mind.
I'm a coke girl.
So I really don't have a horse in this race.
Peace and love!!
This is quickly becoming one of my favourite podcasts, will there be more in studio guests as the show goes on ? Lotta love from the England and Irn Bru is amazing
Hi JIM !!!
Have to say those numbers seem low. We’ve had six deaths in Australia this year with 19 attacks. That’s with three warmer months to come heading to summer.
I know at the time they started putting the drum lines in 2014 there were 8 deaths around the world. Same year 15 ppl died using a selfie stick.
Sharks are around as early as spring.
jimbo you fuken legend. i learnt to surf at the beach harold holt disapered at. i only ever saw one shark.
58:42 ah now, have pity for what Dane used to be xD
iwas surfing off philip island in victoria and a back shadow 9 foot long passed under my 5'8" noard i got the fuck out of the water.and drove home to the gland above the sbow line.
Can you guys not give away what the guest is an expert in at the title, so listeners can play along and try to guess? The mystery will build excitement
Speaking of the chicken salad with mayo being bizarre, I always thought chicken fried rice with an egg scrambled in was the most metal shit ever. Same concept but the food the animal might've pecked at is also in the dish.
"And we're gonna rub you in your period"
Jim, never swim in the Brisbane river. Dogs are “lost” all the time. Teaming with Bull sharks.
someone needs to tell jim that's a chicks hat.
I'm quite astonished you didn't manage to kill Jay Leno. Two chances, two misses. What a bunch of losers. Keep up the good work! :)
Forrest is a Hints Nazi. Making fun of poor Jack, but on the mushrooms episode Jack tried to give Jim a hint and Forrest, the Hints Nazi snapped at Jack: "You don't give Jim hints". Are you afraid you will lose your role of official hints supplier Forrest? Don't be a Nazi and let the boy do some of the work. Jack is the future, and the future is now old man.
Forrest is the weakest link on this show by far. Would be much better without him.
Loved this!! Bloody Jim, kept on cutting into Pauls responses, just as Paul was educating us u ruined it. Someone needed to mute u once in a while. Thanks for bringing this to us, what am amazing human!! (not u Jim, your guest, but u r still awesome)
You guys were either tripping or smoked a big fat doobie before the recording!
Haven't heard doobie in a while but I like it (like the doobie brothers)
Shark lifespan: 80 years, Shark top speed: 80 mph~^^
Lol poor forest getting to much shit. I like the order you bring to the show. Marc the German
Ooo he will hate being called funny by Germans 😂
It's kind of insane but we do blow up mountains so avalanches don't happen. It's weird but it's a thing
There was a fatal shark attack today on the Gold Coast
First one on the gold Coast in over 50 years.
I'm Canadian, and learned proper french in school. I have a hard time talking to Quebec people. Their french is not the french I was taught.
I've never heard them called pepsi though. And the ones I've met were fairly nervous that english canadians would discriminate against them.
We don't hate you, Quebecuers! We uh.. just don't understand you.
That's wild that your public education didn't emphasize Quebec French. Very surprising. I understand the relationship between Quebec and English Canada is complicated, but I assumed that bilingualism was encouraged officially.
@@eemoogee160 It is only Officially, like government stuff, consumer goods, etc. A lot of Canadians can't speak french, or can't speak english. French was an elective after elementary. I wish it had focused more on local french
Oh yea, brooklyn 99, thats all you need :)
More people get killed by coconuts than sharks.
Go straight to the Comments Section and see what The Experts have to say about this Video....
some stuff like "First" i gues..
Lol, when I read the title I thought there was a Dutch guest. I guess he is of dutch decent tho.
The Dutch were in Australia before the English. It was originally called New Holland by Europeans. Even New Zealand is named after a place in the Netherlands.
Zealand is in Denmark.
Orca is the Don of the sea, I remember watching a video of a fight between on and a shark and apparently the killer whale held it under the water upside down and it drowned.
A shark is a vertebrate
(not an invertebrate)
47:00 it's Latin mate, from the Romans. As a kind of international language.
O yes have a guest about the Roman empire
I also use my left
its true what he says about accents. Caribbean spanish speaker here. when I hear a spaniard talk its like that. so freaking proper it's annoying. and I assume they must think I sound like a moron who never learned to talk properly
I drank cockta in Slovenia and it is fucking discusting, jaeger with bubbles without alcohol....FUCK THAT
Iron bru is gash and I’m fae Scotland 🏴🤣
Then you would know that it is NOT called "Iron Bru"...
It's called "Irn Bru"
Autocorrect yi melt
a billabong is an estuary on the side of a river
not a pond on a farm? is that what he said...
Rodney Rodney Rodney!!!
The word of the day is AMBIDICKSTROUS.
Its sounds like a kiwi saying ambidextrous
northcountrybhoy yes.....but he said something a bit different.😉
@@thegoatchild3545 yeah I heard the difference its just when I read your comment I realised I sounded like a kiwi saying ambidextrous haha
11:10 is that crackhead Elton John or has Jim went to Vegas for a week
His Kiwi accent sounds more South African ....
Jim hears 2 fuckin words and knows the guest is Australian.
haf the south cost is closed to swimers because of all the sharks feeding on beached whales.
If Jack reads your comment for “Comment World” then it’s a shit comment. The kid wouldn’t know humor if it bent him over.
Jim, if you’re looking for a replacement for Jack, give me a shout.
mayo is egg whites
Regarding french Canadians it's 'peppers' not 'pepsis' afaik.
Nah, in the eighties it was both. I grew up there. It was 'pepsi' because French Canadian teens were stereotyped as drinking Pepsi instead of coke, and eating Mae West snack cakes instead of Joe Louis. So they'd get called 'Pepsi," or "PepsiMaewest". Pepper was also common but I don't know where that originated. It was there throughout the eighties.
Gang gang
Why protect sharks not other fish? A good question, considering that fish are most abused animals on the planet, just as if they were swimming vegetables. Sharks, tuna, sardines... whatever, none of them should be eaten. None of them deserves to be killed. All fish deserve to be free in their natural habitat where they belong. Experts say that if we're going to fish with the current pace, we're gonna have fishless ocean by 2050, which is going to be catastrophic for the planet and its inhabitants. Eat plants instead. I used to be a big meat-eater too, so if I could go vegan, anyone can.
44.17 dude picks his underarm and sniffs it 🙉
It's taken this long to get to sharks? Hopefully N@zis, next week.
What’s up with the pissy soury guy co-host behind the laptop.
lizzaplease explain to the yankers that it snows in aus.
I'm a righty that fiddles lefty.
Before this episode I wondered what Jack's job was, and at the same time I was sure I could do it better than him. This episode hasn't changed anything.
the fact that jim hasnt seen a shark egg on the beach kinda shows how unaustralian hes become :(
and he thinks flake has bones in it