Justin Timberlake - Man of the Woods ALBUM REVIEW

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  • @yakka9768
    @yakka9768 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3461

    When the flannel's yellow
    Melon is mellow,
    When the flannel's red
    Your career is dead

    • @n0vi
      @n0vi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      funny kek memes make the libtard babbies scream
      fader is a hater yet they suck down the melon cream
      title: thatistheplan did nothing wrong year: 2018 did you like it did you hate it, what would you rate it

    • @voraminfantes5264
      @voraminfantes5264 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      XXXtentacion disagrees?

    • @rerditirerthz5568
      @rerditirerthz5568 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      voraminfantes no memes disagrees* if wasn't for them xxxtentacion would be dead

    • @lakewude
      @lakewude 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yakka we've figured out the code years ago

    • @CHIEFS_DYNASTY_
      @CHIEFS_DYNASTY_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      voraminfantes suck 4 asses

  • @brownguy903
    @brownguy903 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3424

    "Buffet of shit" is probably the most straightforward description I've ever seen in a melon video

    • @joshuasutton983
      @joshuasutton983 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      brownguy903 I think the melon is just jealous of Timberlake's good looks.

    • @Kinography
      @Kinography 6 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Joshua Sutton JT looks goofy bald tbh. Famtano pulls it off much better

    • @kharidub
      @kharidub 6 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Nah, Justin is jealous of ANTHONY'S good looks and t h i c c n e s s

    • @kharidub
      @kharidub 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Hunter Pope You best not be talking about Bigthony Dicktano😤😤

    • @laurapalmer2126
      @laurapalmer2126 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      brownguy903 wow the moment i read this, he actually said it. amazing

  • @crewcutmidgets
    @crewcutmidgets 6 ปีที่แล้ว +772

    I like you Anthony but did you really have to review a dead man in the woods and upload it to TH-cam?

    • @jgilly223
      @jgilly223 6 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Raymónd Loganthony Paultano here

    • @emedepaula
      @emedepaula 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Grito

    • @legendbtv
      @legendbtv 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Raymónd haha that is hilarious

    • @big..pablo.
      @big..pablo. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Cat Person found the Logan Paul fan

    • @TheAndrewj96
      @TheAndrewj96 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      This is the only one of these jokes that I will tolerate, because it actually has something to do with the fucking video for once.

  • @Patamus2
    @Patamus2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +972

    I'm not a fan of the way he portrays himself in the album as this rugged dude from Montana that lives off the land. He lives in a gated community next to a ski resort in Big Sky, MT. Just another rich guy claiming the state as his own.

    • @eartianwerewolf
      @eartianwerewolf 6 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      I feel like these pop stars maybe are going back to their rural upbringings? And it has something to do with the ties to nostalgia? I don't know. It kind of feels not genuine somehow. I also cant help but feel like it is as if they ignored the small town person because it wasn't glamorous enough, and are now trying to tap into that for their benefit because there has been a cultural shift .

    • @samusaran4948
      @samusaran4948 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      you sound passionate about the defense of the honor of your home state. admirable.

    • @alextoschi2242
      @alextoschi2242 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Well the whole album is also hearkening back to his roots in Memphis, TN. I definitely agree with you though, the dude definitely needs to get in touch with reality a bit more before he tries his hand at another record. That or just put out pop songs and not try to be woke and conceptual.

    • @liemduong6729
      @liemduong6729 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      What? Hes from fucking Tennessee, its just the problem is the music within the album doesnt mell together well, a risk JT was willing to make for experimentation. Sorry, but you didnt state how you even claim how his style translates to rich guy claiming the state as his own. Its called bringing in roots... JT is at times bratty and whiney, but idk how this says state owning at all.

    • @jonouellette8183
      @jonouellette8183 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      why are you crying

  • @gladius_hoffenschmidt
    @gladius_hoffenschmidt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1271

    “Yo girl, I’m a doomsday prepper” is my new pickup line. Thanks melon 🍉.

  • @deadlyjedly7172
    @deadlyjedly7172 6 ปีที่แล้ว +694

    He couldn’t give this a Not Good because Justin is too vital to the revolution to kill off

    • @BernardGarcon
      @BernardGarcon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      DeadlyJedly But his death could further fuel the designer clothed revolution

    • @PeachFlavoredKaiju
      @PeachFlavoredKaiju 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      DeadlyJedly melon should've gave it a heart

    • @Gigadweeb
      @Gigadweeb 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Justin is gonna make Stalin look like a fucking anarchist

    • @aryman6589
      @aryman6589 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Comrade Justin 2020

    • @spamsingles5948
      @spamsingles5948 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He killed Mac with a 3, so Justin got lucky

  • @imboutamakeafoolofmyself
    @imboutamakeafoolofmyself 6 ปีที่แล้ว +412

    This is Justin Timberlake's Revival

    • @happyhellday3
      @happyhellday3 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      TCARTR / TheDrumaddictOne so true

    • @salikraees9690
      @salikraees9690 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      That’s a perfect description.

    • @candido2247
      @candido2247 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Damn it’s that bad 😭

    • @JS_GOTI
      @JS_GOTI 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Christ. Its really not.

    • @HEYitzED
      @HEYitzED 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      JS GOTI Oh yes it is. They are about equally as bad as each other. Melon gave this a 3/10 and Revival a 2/10. Not that big of a difference.

  • @rckkatansky5783
    @rckkatansky5783 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1071

    Stopped a Fantano video to watch a Fantano video

    • @wordcomeonson4665
      @wordcomeonson4665 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Frederick Core bruh I did the same thing! I was watching his review of my pull out game he gave it a 1/10.

    • @lekis873
      @lekis873 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Xzibit meme intenses

    • @jamesburgess2k
      @jamesburgess2k 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Open up two tabs and play them both. Like a real fan

    • @brndnshv
      @brndnshv 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I literally just finished his weekly track round-up

    • @adamsilver1717
      @adamsilver1717 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Frederick Core edgy

  • @taylord8198
    @taylord8198 6 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    3:38 “I got ten months worth of water down there”

  • @Michael-ek2fx
    @Michael-ek2fx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +658

    Who else is on a "red flannel" marathon?

    • @theville9885
      @theville9885 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I'm unable to sleep going through the "big artists" and NOT GOOD *explosion explosion*. Somewhere in your realm.

    • @valx5
      @valx5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      my life is a red flannel marathon.

    • @MrKhaz101
      @MrKhaz101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@theville9885 Funnily enough I’ve actually started putting on the not good playlist as background noise while I sleep

    • @dumisanimashinini1130
      @dumisanimashinini1130 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bruuhh🤯

    • @NealBones
      @NealBones 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I love to get stoned and watch the red flannel reviews. Especially when Fantano laughs because his laugh gets me cheering 🤣

  • @asvpfern
    @asvpfern 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2624

    *MELON OF THE WOODS*

  • @fighisver
    @fighisver 6 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    "it's like if Pharrell wrote the worst Prince song ever." That made me laugh really hard.

    • @dacreativebrinson66
      @dacreativebrinson66 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      John Doe relax bud

    • @tyronetolentino
      @tyronetolentino 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Funny thing is, the song in context (“Sauce”) is one of the Timbaland/Danja produced tracks.

    • @justmyopinion1098
      @justmyopinion1098 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      John Doe Pharell is one of the greatest producers of all time
      Sit the fuck down

    • @aidenmccarthy792
      @aidenmccarthy792 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      John Doe you sound fucking stupid

    • @joshuakoppes3665
      @joshuakoppes3665 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Still mad he thought pharrell produced that.

  • @SpookNukem
    @SpookNukem 6 ปีที่แล้ว +381

    >checks description
    *"A buffet of shit"*

  • @mookie1314
    @mookie1314 6 ปีที่แล้ว +297

    I didn't like this album. This review is hilarious, & I agree with a lot of the criticisms. After I got through listening to it, I immediately played the 20/20 Experience, to forget what I 'd just heard.

    • @HEYitzED
      @HEYitzED 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      20/20 is so good.

    • @lelidawi2446
      @lelidawi2446 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Melon disliked that too

    • @popsingerstar
      @popsingerstar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      neither did i. i had tickets 4 his tour but i had 2 sell them cuz i was in the hospital with a concussion & a brain bleed. i didnt like the 20/20 experience at first either. i thought it was too jazzy & expected a lot more after seven years but now i love it. i saw the tour on december 11 2013 here in indiana at bankers life fieldhouse & he was on fire. he was there the night b4 at the pacer game too & my dad showed me on tv. it was roy hibberts birthday at the show & justin had us sing happy birthday 2 him. it was awesome but not this album

    • @jeevithrai7994
      @jeevithrai7994 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      20/20 would be a classic album if it was a single part and the songs were shorter.

    • @FSportuguese
      @FSportuguese 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@jeevithrai7994 i agree ,the songs are great but very long unecessarily

  • @jmo4750
    @jmo4750 6 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    If Justin Timberlake is a man of the woods... I am Sasquatch

    • @T2G-DJT
      @T2G-DJT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No I am

    • @joshentertainment2
      @joshentertainment2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      he is from mephis tennessee

    • @Cdr2002
      @Cdr2002 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Saxquatch

  • @analogsentimentalism
    @analogsentimentalism 6 ปีที่แล้ว +396

    You know he had to do it to em.

    • @smoldream2908
      @smoldream2908 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me this is a good account

    • @Jbourbz
      @Jbourbz 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lucky lucianooooo

    • @CONNER_
      @CONNER_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I
      GOT A CONDO IN MANHATTAN

    • @professormilkdickphd376
      @professormilkdickphd376 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      MANHATTAN
      WHAS HAPPNIN

    • @macafromthewired
      @macafromthewired 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      you know he had to review it for em

  • @carsonwhaley4935
    @carsonwhaley4935 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1189

    Melon went off

    • @UnCreativeDeconstructionism
      @UnCreativeDeconstructionism 6 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      He went off harder than offset at a gay club.

    • @Spazlites
      @Spazlites 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      UnCreative Deconstructionism too soon...

    • @DeisonProd
      @DeisonProd 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The Hidden Truth why too soon. 😂🤣

  • @ALovelyLad
    @ALovelyLad 6 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    The red flannel is synonymous with anger

    • @smoldream2908
      @smoldream2908 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Anthony changes personality every time he wears a differently colored flannel

    • @orlock20
      @orlock20 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The tone of his skin, the fire in his eyes and the blood of his enemies.

  • @Robobotic
    @Robobotic 6 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    Is it genes or does it seem to me that Anthony Fantano doesn't age much? Like, is it because he's vegan or something, that he hasn't changed a lot since 2010?

    • @joshuataylor4774
      @joshuataylor4774 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Ideon he’s actually a vampire

    • @JAStudiosDankestManLiv
      @JAStudiosDankestManLiv 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Being in the KKK has helped his age, he did shout out them once in a video.

  • @Leeeg
    @Leeeg 6 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    "Trap X country not gud"
    how about uh..
    pink guy - white is right

    • @DeadSeraphin
      @DeadSeraphin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Oh boy. Old Town Road. Hmmm...

  • @CalvezTheKiller
    @CalvezTheKiller 6 ปีที่แล้ว +725

    Growingoutthany abeardtano here.

    • @macafromthewired
      @macafromthewired 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      im in your melon fuzz

    • @themimiknowles1
      @themimiknowles1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Macbeth I can’t stop laughing about this haha

    • @CalvezTheKiller
      @CalvezTheKiller 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mimi Knowles :)

    • @Dnize24
      @Dnize24 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not enough syllables

    • @Gigadweeb
      @Gigadweeb 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      He's gonna use his beard as hair for a wig

  • @brianoblivion3328
    @brianoblivion3328 6 ปีที่แล้ว +331

    Did he really give Justins album the first 11/10

    • @matthewbrack2794
      @matthewbrack2794 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Ryan Smith 92 likes>0 likes

    • @brianoblivion3328
      @brianoblivion3328 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ryan Smith you know most fantano memes are tired and unfunny... just saying

    • @brianoblivion3328
      @brianoblivion3328 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ryan Smith agreed

    • @lewisclarke4767
      @lewisclarke4767 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      deltron 3030 I

    • @martinjez1
      @martinjez1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You can't rank such a masterpiece with only 10 points, so that was totally deserved...

  • @FluFFY13G
    @FluFFY13G 6 ปีที่แล้ว +891

    I feel like the album was rushed so it'd be out in time to perform for the Superbowl

    • @jovanbergh33
      @jovanbergh33 6 ปีที่แล้ว +203

      Kevin Malone I guess 5 years wasn't enough time?

    • @StephenO32
      @StephenO32 6 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Yet none of the songs on the album were performed at the superbowl

    • @candido2247
      @candido2247 6 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      He only performed “filthy” for like 30 secs and then sung his throwback hits

    • @DeSaxofoonVanPeter
      @DeSaxofoonVanPeter 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      That Onion article spells it out neatly

    • @kelechic.jemelumba9981
      @kelechic.jemelumba9981 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      John Doe gagas performance was hardly spectacular imo. I mean Bruno's was a lot better

  • @EpyonRoyal
    @EpyonRoyal 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1437

    Justin thinks he's invited to the barbecue, but he's not.

    • @thunderhamilton1
      @thunderhamilton1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      EpyonRoyal youse a lie

    • @Cole-hx1zk
      @Cole-hx1zk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      Before this album came out he was

    • @northweezie1
      @northweezie1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      EpyonRoyal He’s invited to tea nw

    • @bk5072
      @bk5072 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Yes he is....he was long invited

    • @WonkyFlavor787
      @WonkyFlavor787 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Then who is? And how come his ticket sales just hit 100 mill

  • @TheMagicfan77
    @TheMagicfan77 6 ปีที่แล้ว +258

    Filthy sounds like they put a bluegrass song through a Transformers voice modulator. It's goddamn atrocious

    • @omerfarooq6822
      @omerfarooq6822 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Mark R yeah it had potential if it was done right but the execution was weak...

    • @Bigones111
      @Bigones111 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mark R Timbaland is such a shit producer

    • @ebtrax4081
      @ebtrax4081 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@Bigones111 Hell no. He's an amazing producer and made countless classic songs throughout the 2000s, Filthy is one of the few bad ones he's made.

    • @Cdr2002
      @Cdr2002 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The sex song Soundwave sings to Megatron

  • @lukejamesbgn
    @lukejamesbgn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +736

    JT will be on the next cover rockin' FUBU & a durag with the cape out. TAKIN' IT BACK!

  • @alexmathewmendoza
    @alexmathewmendoza 6 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    It's red flannel time.

  • @baileymiller8298
    @baileymiller8298 6 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    Damn + Man of The Woods = To Pimp A Butterfly

    • @Rishiyisus
      @Rishiyisus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      LMAO

    • @jamesburgess2k
      @jamesburgess2k 6 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Quick maths

    • @PaulYordan
      @PaulYordan 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bailey Miller hahaha

    • @TheAlpacaAlliance
      @TheAlpacaAlliance 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Bailey Miller just play both albums at once and we have ourselves a masterpiece

    • @TheAndrewj96
      @TheAndrewj96 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      _Lil Pump_ + _Cherry Bomb_ = _The Money Store_

  • @Lincolnlogsoff
    @Lincolnlogsoff 6 ปีที่แล้ว +326

    One of the great blessings in life is the internet's busiest music melon tear apart some shitty album made by some artist trying to appeal to some shitty demographic way past their prime

    • @bluemcdaniel99
      @bluemcdaniel99 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lilppblunt Hey! What's the shitty demographic?

    • @Lincolnlogsoff
      @Lincolnlogsoff 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Only people that think the billboard 100 is literally the best music

    • @Toastybees
      @Toastybees 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Drums 'n' Stuff teenagers and people in their early 20s are complete human garbage but it's fine they grow out of it eventually.

    • @Joela393
      @Joela393 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Toastybees
      how fucking old are you lmao

    • @Toastybees
      @Toastybees 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Joela393 Old enough to be your daddy and tell your mom she ain't getting no child support.

  • @thomask6873
    @thomask6873 6 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    this cover makes it too easy for this new fantano meme

  • @jconny65
    @jconny65 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    he should have just done a double album. first cd is pop, second cd is folk/country.

  • @MagickFlavour
    @MagickFlavour 6 ปีที่แล้ว +637

    Eagles won/10

  • @eubie6506
    @eubie6506 6 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    review justin timberlake man of the woods

    • @headshotharlot
      @headshotharlot 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      riley hhhhhhh

    • @DigitalxFe3r
      @DigitalxFe3r 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Review Justin Timberlake man of the woods

    • @xymgg1971
      @xymgg1971 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      man of the morning woods

  • @mattunreal1262
    @mattunreal1262 6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    I don't get why he says "give me the hard stuff" then 10 seconds later he is making his son say "dada" - this moment on the album filled me with a great sense of unease

  • @alexjarmes7226
    @alexjarmes7226 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I really liked Future Sex Love Sounds and 2020 Experience, but Man of The Woods is just bland.

  • @calebxw4487
    @calebxw4487 6 ปีที่แล้ว +307

    Super Bowl Half-Time:
    N O T G O O D

    • @josephburke8598
      @josephburke8598 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      calebxw American Football: NOT GOOD

    • @calebxw4487
      @calebxw4487 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      hold up

    • @prestontrull7303
      @prestontrull7303 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Joseph Burke how dare you

    • @DirectFireDave
      @DirectFireDave 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Joseph Burke your opinion: irrelevant and stupid

    • @lmao-ev6nz
      @lmao-ev6nz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      David Leckness It's just rugby for the disabled

  • @Xtremedude720
    @Xtremedude720 6 ปีที่แล้ว +525

    OUCH

  • @RGS_1520
    @RGS_1520 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    OK but I thought that this would get at least a 6/10 because there's a song called "Flannel"

    • @prettyboyswag3499
      @prettyboyswag3499 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      RGS nah he thought it meant he should wear the red flannel

  • @garus1149
    @garus1149 6 ปีที่แล้ว +904

    woke/10

    • @PartnershipsForYou
      @PartnershipsForYou 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I saw walgreens selling this CD at for 20 bucks lol.

  • @4u5t
    @4u5t 6 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Gnome of the Woods. A full Keemstar record.

    • @downfromthereeefters
      @downfromthereeefters 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Logan of the Woods - A Logan Paul project ft Japanese Suicide Forest

  • @MrJacobeee
    @MrJacobeee 6 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    This ain't the Rich Brian review! Please Anthony we need Amen 🙏

    • @zach3955
      @zach3955 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jacob Elonen yes yes yes

    • @gtaylor3350
      @gtaylor3350 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don’t see him giving that any more than a 5

    • @zach3955
      @zach3955 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      GTaylor33 maybe but hes friends with joji which may bias it a little

    • @zach3955
      @zach3955 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Goob but it was a really good album imo not really groundbreaking but good

    • @yesimtakeoffcantstopmenow2663
      @yesimtakeoffcantstopmenow2663 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The deed to my house is on the score....I'm calling it now....5/10

  • @2AMSOUL
    @2AMSOUL 6 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    Review justins half time show outfit

  • @littlerelief
    @littlerelief 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "It feels like I'm listening to a Ween album, but without like... I don't know... the good songwriting."
    Nothing compares to u absolutely shredding Justin Timberlake

  • @JebusMatoi
    @JebusMatoi ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Why does JT try to promote this as a country/folk album when maybe two songs out of 16 have any kind of folk/country influence?

  • @kellythefury
    @kellythefury 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    “It feels like armor”
    I genuinely lost my shit. It’s almost 2 in the morning and I tried with everything I had to NOT cackle.

  • @mt4709
    @mt4709 6 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    midnight summer jam is a cool song but i found that "y'all can't do better than this act like the south aint the shit" soooo cringy, justin's lyrics can get so bad wow

    • @uvscuti2047
      @uvscuti2047 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ryan rogerson well fuck my ass and call me rainman that surprised me

  • @emily9418
    @emily9418 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    BJORK WORST TO BEST ASAP

    • @emedepaula
      @emedepaula 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      YAS, I ROOT FOR YOU

    • @notchayo111
      @notchayo111 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      emily337 There is no worst

    • @emily9418
      @emily9418 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Vox 2448 shit u right

    • @randmiller88
      @randmiller88 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Self-titled album < Vulcinara < lots of other shit < Medulla < Debut < Post < Fuckin' Homogenic, _goddamn_

  • @valpergalit
    @valpergalit 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    You really think this is as good as Cherry Bomb? Wack.

    • @faybiel2981
      @faybiel2981 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jesse Day lol shut up. Love Cherry Bomb tho

    • @jonathaone
      @jonathaone 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hey prison mike

  • @desuwestvlogs4127
    @desuwestvlogs4127 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I really liked the new justin Timberlake album "Dollar in the Woods"

    • @Schlagageul
      @Schlagageul 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, the Keemstar collab was the best track

  • @flilcha
    @flilcha 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Glad you mentioned Midnight Summer Jam at the end. Easily my favourite track on there and I agree that it could fit on the 20/20 projects.

  • @Nentendoman64
    @Nentendoman64 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I wonder why he hasn’t reviewed any Pearl Jam albums

  • @GamingbroNocturnal5
    @GamingbroNocturnal5 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Justin wrote a song all about you, and you dare give him anything lower than a ten? Cmon Melon

  • @osvaldoslayer
    @osvaldoslayer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    You should have put your photoshopped pic instead of the original

  • @drak_drak_drak
    @drak_drak_drak 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Considering recent events, and after a great deal of deliberation, I have decided to share the experience that I had with the celebrity known as Justin Timberlake. This story is not one that I have told many, as it is somewhat personal and perhaps a little shocking. However, I think that it is time for the world to know… so here it goes.
    In July of 2014 my family and I went on a vacation to California. None of us had ever been there before, so it was quite the exciting trip. We spent the first few days in Los Angeles and were blown away by its beaches, nightlife, and yes, racial and ethnic tensions (unfortunately). On the third night of our vacation, we decided to go to this restaurant in LA called “The Big Eat”. It seemed like a good place to go, as we were all very hungry.
    After walking in and being seated, I decided that I had to go to the bathroom (for anyone who knows me well, this is a very common occurrence). As I’m walking to the bathroom, out of the corner of my eye I spot a man balancing a fork on his nose. I presume this to be my dad, as it is a common party trick that he does to show off. Undeterred, I stay the course and make it to the bathroom relatively unscathed. As soon as I open the door, however, I am greeted by a sight so absurd that I almost drop my own fork. There is a man, standing in two separate urinals at the same time in a fairly impressive split, with one foot in one urinal and one foot in the other. He is facing me and is completely nude. “I’ve been expecting you,” he cackles. “Wh-who are you?” I stutter, completely at a loss for words. “My name is Justin Timberlake,” he answers, “And I need all of your money right now.” Huh? He looks at me expectantly, like a little puppy waiting for a treat. Then I begin to understand. This is just some poor homeless guy trying to scare tourists into giving him a bit of change. I shoot him a knowing glance and begin to rummage around my purse. “Haven’t you ever heard of me??” he shouts, startling me. There was something about that voice, though. Something rather melodic. Angelic, even. “Yes Justin, of course I have! You were so great in Paul Blart: Mall Cop!” At this point, I am trying to get out of there as quickly as possible. Finally, I manage to find a few quarters, so I throw one in each urinal and make my way towards the door.
    “You don’t believe it’s me, do you?”
    I stop, dead in my tracks. Surely not…
    “Of course I do Justin! I have to go now but it was nice talking to you!”
    There is a strange, almost demonic gleam in his eyes. I’m beginning to sense that something is seriously wrong, so I start running.
    “DO YOU THINK I’M LYING TO YOU???” he roars, growing bigger and bigger by the second.
    I begin to sprint.
    “WELL IT AINT NO LIE BABY, BYE BYE BYE!!!!!!!” He lunges towards me, his entire figure fully erect, and bodyslams me into the bathroom door. “BYE BYE BYE!!!! BYE BYE BYE!!!!! BYE BYE… BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
    I wake up, drenched in sweat and on the floor. My sheets are a tangled mess. There is warm liquid running down my thigh. I try to get up… but can’t. There is something preventing me from moving, some sort of inter-dimensional being holding me back. Suddenly, I feel a hand latch itself onto my neck. It is soft, like that of a woman. The grip tightens, and as I slowly fade out of consciousness, there’s a whisper, barely audible in my not-as-good-as-my-right-one left ear…
    bye…… bye………. bye…………………...

    • @leechannohmygodd
      @leechannohmygodd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I think that that's by far the worst story I've ever heard

    • @VargoOP
      @VargoOP ปีที่แล้ว

      @@leechannohmygoddI disagree

  • @4u5t
    @4u5t 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "This album is like a buffet of shit" 3/10, the Needle Drop 2018.

    • @nodezsh
      @nodezsh 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      *2018

  • @finnmcnally6268
    @finnmcnally6268 6 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Rich Brian Amen review soon Melon?

    • @dawsonhicks5929
      @dawsonhicks5929 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hopefully tomorrow. Hopefully a 6 or higher

    • @SuperEggsNBacon
      @SuperEggsNBacon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      strong 7 i think is fair

    • @Mau-vr7tk
      @Mau-vr7tk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      7 if it's perfect. Unfortunately the lyrics is a downside, not jaden cringe or hopsin cringe but still cringe. I think anthony will give it a 6 maximum

    • @phantomarchive
      @phantomarchive 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nigga*

    • @Mau-vr7tk
      @Mau-vr7tk 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      yuh self depreciation ("independent, i might sucking my own dick" lol), brutally honest about his youth (like people expecting and liking traditional "hard" bars, but when he had more relatable lyrics it make others cringe cuz it reminds them how brian is a "kid"), his sense of meme humor (sometimes can be really twisted), some of the bars sounds like something he might tweet back in 2014 as part of Weird Twitter.
      "Licking johnson like the rock"
      "Pussy bald like chemo"
      People don't find it funny and either love or hate songs like Kitty.
      At least he is not "holier n smarter than you" fake deep cringe. So he is still good in my book. But he is not for everyone.

  • @DerangedManiac12
    @DerangedManiac12 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Anthony, what are you gonna do with all that meat? Cook up a mean serving, huh?

    • @conta-fake6723
      @conta-fake6723 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      calypsis he's gonna beat it

    • @skadooshly
      @skadooshly 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      BEAT IIIITTT!!! JUST BEAT IIIITTT!

  • @uzivert3210
    @uzivert3210 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Lmfao. "Bbq wings, green jello and guacamole." thats the best

  • @bluegatorade358
    @bluegatorade358 6 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    When the album on the right is better than the one he's actually reviewing

    • @toddk1479
      @toddk1479 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      dman2602 Lol yup

    • @ThatOneGuy7550
      @ThatOneGuy7550 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Sleep's Holy Mountain is fuckin great

    • @jbdbibbaerman8071
      @jbdbibbaerman8071 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That One Guy I'm gonna listen to the rest of that album. I only listened to Dragonaut and that was pretty good

    • @ThatOneGuy7550
      @ThatOneGuy7550 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      JBDBIB Baerman Hell yeah, man!

    • @bluegatorade358
      @bluegatorade358 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      JBDBIB Baerman welcome to the world of Sleep

  • @caragenerico
    @caragenerico 6 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    If Taylor Swift was a sexy, sometimes sensitive macho man, she would record this.

    • @dominikastrauss5208
      @dominikastrauss5208 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Wilian Moreira That's by far the meanest description of Man of the Wood

    • @flyingmonkeys5097
      @flyingmonkeys5097 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ................tbh

    • @felipook9
      @felipook9 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      No, at least Taylor Swift is smart enough to not play the "woke pop music with proposit" card

    • @dominikastrauss5208
      @dominikastrauss5208 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Felipe Barros yeah, you gotta give her credit for that

    • @kostajovanovic3711
      @kostajovanovic3711 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      +Dominika Strauss for now

  • @finncervino7994
    @finncervino7994 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    review the halftime show selfie kid

    • @seanr4745
      @seanr4745 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Phanic! at the twenty one clique ogre bois meme/10

    • @xxawsumrainbowxx
      @xxawsumrainbowxx 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Phanic! at the twenty one clique ogre bois your username is cringe

  • @Benjiroyoface
    @Benjiroyoface 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    A much-needed Jethro Tull classic album review. One of the greatest prog rock/folk albums of the seventies

    • @orlock20
      @orlock20 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Grammy says that's a metal band.

  • @fernetpunker
    @fernetpunker 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    9/10 Higher Higher is among the best work of Justin Timberlake so far.

    • @mhelms2299
      @mhelms2299 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Why anthony is such a hater confuses me. You're absolutely right

    • @romanmacharoni
      @romanmacharoni 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Higher Higher was indeed the best goddamn song on the album. Montana was also smooth.

    • @brownleaf_o1
      @brownleaf_o1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol

    • @lelidawi2446
      @lelidawi2446 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I agree! I thought I was the only one who thought Higher Higher was the best song on the album.

    • @papayer
      @papayer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And here we see everyone who liked this piece of shit commuting to discuss it

  • @Amg_Aaron
    @Amg_Aaron 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Funniest review in a while

    • @sumairb9978
      @sumairb9978 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yo girl
      *_i'M a DoOmSdAy PrEpPeR_*

  • @CarterGall
    @CarterGall 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I was listening to itunes previews of this album while watching your review. When I got to "Flannel" I could not believe how bad the trap drums sounded. BUT when you said opn influenced sound piece at the end I did not believe it til I heard it.

  • @ezequielrenovato6608
    @ezequielrenovato6608 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Stopped watching the "DAMN THAT'S A THICC ASS BOI" video for this.

    • @alm5310
      @alm5310 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SSJ Chicano I got that on repeat

  • @jesserizzle
    @jesserizzle 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I think you forget the Neptunes worked extensively on Justified as well. Obviously in that instance it worked out

    • @whynotbrosay
      @whynotbrosay 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      My Name yes, but they don't have total control with this one.

  • @MRLONG758
    @MRLONG758 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The whole album sounded like filler. Only two good songs on there, "say something" and "morning light".

  • @Historicutuber
    @Historicutuber 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    I refuse to buy this album....and I'm a JT fan

    • @Tony_A_441
      @Tony_A_441 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Chess TownKing I wont even stream it... even with Pharrell/The Neptune’s producing a lot of it

  • @7777jimbob
    @7777jimbob 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Dollar of the woods

  • @seanstroman6087
    @seanstroman6087 6 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    Justin holds this L 😂😂😂

    • @pardonthemusic
      @pardonthemusic 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      justin timberlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllake

    • @reven6e531
      @reven6e531 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This is why Pharrell didn’t work with him for so many years

    • @seanstroman6087
      @seanstroman6087 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      REVEN6E YUP

  • @matthewflach4539
    @matthewflach4539 6 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    great review, but it got weird to the part where you had some mental breakdown screaming “SPEEDING BULLET TO HEAVEN IS THE GREATEST ALBUM EVER”. everything okay melon?

    • @THApeanutMagician
      @THApeanutMagician 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      i didnt think it was that weird

    • @rckkatansky5783
      @rckkatansky5783 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lenny Kravitz on quaaludes

    • @BernardGarcon
      @BernardGarcon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      There's no difference between this and SB2H honestly. Melon's just being courteous to not accidentally assassinate the rest of N'Sync by accident from a NOT GOOD.

    • @MegaCraigh
      @MegaCraigh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Silver Jews record behind him on the shelf is more concerning

  • @BlackySpeakz
    @BlackySpeakz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +381

    #MelonSquad

  • @theshowdown9355
    @theshowdown9355 6 ปีที่แล้ว +414

    4:55 I died 😂

    • @azahias9
      @azahias9 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Theshowdown 93 insta-kill. I had to walk away for a sec. Straight comedy.

    • @hippiecheezburger5457
      @hippiecheezburger5457 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Lmfao cal

    • @Sam-mw5hx
      @Sam-mw5hx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      HAHA

    • @bigguy423
      @bigguy423 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You can notice he threw the flannel himself and ran underneath it.

    • @bigguy423
      @bigguy423 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You can see him still moving in the shot where his flannel lands on his face because he had to hurry to take back this position after throwing the flannel. What I'm trynna mean is he is doing this video alone and he threw the flannel on himself.

  • @panyarou
    @panyarou 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    can someone remix Melon's "Doomsday Prepper" ditty? please and thank you.

  • @kevinmedina6574
    @kevinmedina6574 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    AMEN?

  • @cameronwinters2489
    @cameronwinters2489 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Is that SLEEP’S HOLY MOUNTAIN? Fantano, my man.

  • @adamlaray4170
    @adamlaray4170 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    7:57 band name idea: Stoned in a Canoe

  • @fromthe4621
    @fromthe4621 6 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    Livin off the land > living like Larry
    Edit Living off the Land < living like Larry

  • @twilitsaenguani485
    @twilitsaenguani485 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Might need to sample that "Yo girl, I'm a doomsday prepper." as an hook on my EP, credits given of course. XD

  • @jota69
    @jota69 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    MANTHONY WOODTANO

  • @emanethan8767
    @emanethan8767 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Where is the rich Brian amen review

  • @JulioIsKilluminati
    @JulioIsKilluminati 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Superthony Bowltano

  • @pvtpublic307
    @pvtpublic307 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "I wanna show you the inside of my bunker girl" 😂😂

  • @andrei11dr
    @andrei11dr 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    So, who else here after Todd blessed us with the Trainwrecs video?

    • @alex_flamer
      @alex_flamer 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Me me!!

  • @danielgantner7468
    @danielgantner7468 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    how is wave your least favorite track? i think filthy is the worst by far

    • @alissacarter2191
      @alissacarter2191 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Because Wave is absolutely terrible. Filthy is just bad.

    • @vaughnamir.6457
      @vaughnamir.6457 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Alissa Carter wave is my favorite 🧐

  • @alexfuentes2653
    @alexfuentes2653 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Higher and higher and Montana are the best songs. A few other decent ones but yeah all over the place and weird album

  • @ephramoliver5656
    @ephramoliver5656 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Good review, Fantano, but I felt like it was kinda mean to say he was not in fact a thicc boi.

  • @Videogamewalkthrough
    @Videogamewalkthrough 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love that you're digging ween (or at least referencing them more) hope to catch you at a show this year

  • @dmonvisigoth1651
    @dmonvisigoth1651 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Somehow your review makes me want to listen to it even more (despite the fact that i hadn't intended to at all) for cringe value alone.
    You had me at Oneohtrix Point Never meets Laurie Anderson.

  • @patmac47
    @patmac47 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Congrats on making it through the whole album. I couldn't do it.

  • @matttraverso4592
    @matttraverso4592 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    And his halftime performance show gets a NOT GOOD

    • @Anthonycheesman33
      @Anthonycheesman33 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Matt Traverso its better then Bruno mars abd Katy Perry

    • @matttraverso4592
      @matttraverso4592 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      anthony cheesman Bruno’s was amazing!! And he brought out RHCP!! Dude I loved that performance

  • @analogsentimentalism
    @analogsentimentalism 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Don't hurt him Tony!

  • @JamesJimmaHarding
    @JamesJimmaHarding 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    We're still waiting, Todd

    • @okagron
      @okagron 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Well, the wait is over.

  • @taavikaskla5616
    @taavikaskla5616 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Please review the new Franz Ferdinand album. I think it is some of the freshest alt-dance-rock to come out in a long time.

  • @chikorita1219
    @chikorita1219 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The face on the thumbnail says it all 🤣

  • @theflaggedyoutuberii4311
    @theflaggedyoutuberii4311 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    To me Justin Timberlake reminding me of Young Thug's latest album easy breezy beautiful Thugger girl because both projects failed at merging into the country genre

  • @jimmyl27
    @jimmyl27 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Can’t wait to see this on Trainwreckords

    • @souvikdeb808
      @souvikdeb808 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Damn bro predicted

  • @BronzDano
    @BronzDano 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Shout out to the SLEEP album in the background! 👍🏽👍🏽

    • @1m2a3t4t5
      @1m2a3t4t5 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      BronzDano I get music, Im a good critic and all. But I really dont care for that album, i dont understand its appeal.

  • @cheynaholmes7839
    @cheynaholmes7839 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I wanna show you the inside of my bunker, girl. I got 10 months worth of water down there. lmao