You ever wonder how terrifying it is to be a shark in this film series? Basically being flung from your home and forced to ride across a tornado that barely has any water without any knowledge of when it'll end before being flung out and possibly going out.
Then after flying stabilised for hours, thrown into a crowd of humans armed with, what they may think, scissor fish or marlin, stabbing or cutting them in half, one by one.
I once heard someone online describing sharknado by saying “the moment you hear the title you’ve seen it. It’s exactly what you’d expect” and that’s probably the best description of these films
I think the thing that separates the Sharknado franchise with other "so-bad-they're-good" movies is corporatized self-awareness. The creators of Plan 9 from Outer Space, The Room, Miami Connection, Samurai Cop, or Roar, money wasn't the focus because they genuinely wanted to create pieces of art and were just so incompetent that its endearing. The Asylum is a hack-fraud studio that actively cranks out purposefully low budget knock offs and _"lol, wut, so random"_ movies as their business model. They just happened to stumble upon their one accidental success and couldn't let it go so they milked it until the cow died.
100 percent agree and the reason people forgot the series existed later on. Even the titles were just so "Lol look at us being Current and aware" and being similar to the now dead Movie Movie parodies of the 00's. When it's bad on purpose and intentionally trying to be a Meme, it loses all its charm and just became obvious they were trying to cash in on being a meme that it quickly faded out from the pop culture landscape.
Well to be fair Syfy kinda milked it as well because they had these come out like every year in the summer and dedicated an entire week of programming around it titled "Sharknado week."
Sharknado is what happened when Asylum, a studio dedicated to ripoff movies that grandmas confuse for the actual thing, had this meeting: "What do we do for our next movie?" "What if we do our first original IP, and make it the single worst movie ever made..." *hits blunt so hard their eyes sink into the back of their sockets* "...on purpose?"
Yeah, they were doing weird mega fauna & experimenting with weird mega fauna mash-ups. Though I think this was the first animal/weather hybrid? It was mentioned a lot when Sharknado first came out, if they mentioned the studio at all they mentioned the other mega fauna flicks. It wasn't exactly a huge leap, 'big animal' is a foundational B movie staple.
It’s very important to note, Thunder Levin never wanted to do these movies. Asylum begged him to do it. He said, “If I do, I’ll make them as ridiculous as possible.” And they said, “That’s the idea.” This is not a joke, that was a real conversation.
@@Hypogean7 that has absolutely nothing to do with it. There is so much you can do to make videos look good with skills in lighting, use of color, blocking, shot placement, sound, editing costumes ect.. TH-cam is full of low budget film makers that make beautiful and contemporary looking short films. Shooting a scene in a bad costume up close under florescent lighting is a recipe for cheap looking video. Shoot the same scene with colored directional LED or halogen lights with fill lighting and color correction. Keep your bad costume in a lower light section of the frame and set farther away from the camera. Use creative angles instead of just waist up straight on shots. I can go on and on and I'm just an avid fan of low budget films not a director. Three of my favorite movies are Upgrade, I am Mother and Saw. They were all made for less than 2 million and that's a whole ass movie with cgi, sets, insurance, studio rentals and real Hollywood actors.
God, I felt like I got punched in the face when Jared from Subway showed up. Who knew the sharks would no longer be the most fearsome predators in these movies?
My theory on the strange 1st scene of the 1st film is that they were making it look like they were setting up a serious crime drama plot, but then the sharks show up and it's shown to just be a silly low-budget movie
Yeah not gonna lie, everything was "Alright" with the timeline until they nuked it with the last knight, threw the radioactive corpse into a ditch, and then set it on fire.
The biggest surprise to me from all of this was that this series kept the same main character for six movies. That's a better track record than any other monster movie series I can think of.
My headcannon is that the creators didn't make stuff up along the way and that this was carefully planned, each detail, each death, each shark cut in half was deliberately planned for years
In the live-action Swamp Thing series, Dan Cassidy/Blue Devil is played by Ian Ziering, the actor who plays Fin. Considering Blue Devil's backstory involves him being an actor/stuntman in movies of questionable quality, I think that was kind of an amazing pick.
OK, I cannot resist to share this bit of convoluted trivia. We have a TV show in Germany about the worst movies of all time. Of course they did Sharknado, they followed the series from the beginning. And they managed to get onto the set of Sharknado 3 by claiming to be a documentary crew. And that is why you can see two German TV stars climbing out of the rollercoaster in Sharknado 3. My favourite cameo, personally.
So wait, is sharknado popular in Germany? Because if so that explains why my friend got a bootleg box set of the first 5 sharknado movies that were from Germany. Sharknado 1 2 and 3 were playable in English or german, 4 was only german and we gave up to save ourselves.
@@comradebusman3 that sounds like it's just the localised DVDs, not bootleg. And I wouldn't say popular. It's just terrible after all. But people who are into genre movies know it.
@@grannath oh, it’s definitely bootleg. The dvd case was sketchy, he got it for $3, and it didn’t have a proper main menu, only low quality photos of the box art with 2 options beneath it saying “English/Deutsch”
@@kaiderhai86suche einfach nach "Schlefaz - schlechteste Filme aller Zeiten" die beiden kommentieren auch alle schlechten Filme durch und es ist sehr unterhaltsam
“Fin’s dad was hasselhoff the entire time” is literally the funniest thing I’ve hear all week. Also this definitely means that the SpongeBob and sharknado universes are connected
The best part in the serious is when one character asks: "why would they put a retirement home next to an airport?" Everyone silently contemplates before one person perks up and says "because..... Old people can't hear?" They all nod and agree before the movie continues on as though that joke never existed
I’m not gonna lie, I was way more hyped than a normal human being should be when it all came back around and Carlos Santiago killed the first sharknado. My brain has been rotted.
I’m watching this video for the first time, and I paused the video and immediately went to the comments after seeing the boat in the first scene of the first film. I’m so hyped it’s nuts!
Technically a large enough explosion would destroy a tornado. But then again, a large enough explosion will destroy anything. It's merely a question of how big it has to be. We've seen tornadoes survive explosions before so...
If not that, it at least has a heart and soul about it and not just a monetized formula designed to entertain children and stupid people. Lol that doesn't mean I like what DC is doing so don't @ me with that shit 😂
No joke, my family marathoned through all of the movies this summer. I sat in during this, and when fin came out of the shark in the first movie I exclaimed "It's a boy." I blanked on the fact that Gil was born inside of a shark in the third movie.
19:47 this is an error. Some sharks, like Tiger Sharks, regularly make a meal of birds that are on the surface of the ocean. The sharknado sharks are no different in that sense.
The budget for all 6 movies combines was 17.4 million dollars, which is slightly more than half of the Spongebob movie. They combined made 4.5 billion dollars
17:57 That's not just "a jet" The McDonnell Douglas F-4 Phantom. A long-range jet interceptor and fighter-bomber aircraft used extensively during the Vietnam War. The triumph of thrust over aerodynamics, which earned "flying brick" as a nickname. It's the Blackbird to my Alucard.
Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU!!! I have long wondered what the "Sharknado" film franchise was all about but didn't want to waste my time or kill my brain cells watching it! This review took only 45 minutes of my time versus the 12 (or so) hours in which you watched it all for me. It saved time AND brain cells, and I had a couple of belly laughs along the way. How can I thank you enough???
The dude from AlternateHistoryHub talking about Sharknado while the ISorrowProductions elevator music is playing in the background has to be the most ambitious crossover in history!
I just realized that throughout the video the amount of sharks in his room diminishes. On the first movie he had six sharks in his room, and when he started reviewing the sixth movie he had one shark left. Pretty neat detail!
As somebody who was born in NYC, I can say with absolute confidence that the scenario presented by the movie is entirely accurate. If the people now are anything like the people I knew, the slaughter wouldn’t be able to be put on film. Cities are a breeding pit for the most angry and irritable people with a bloodlust thinly veiled by plastic wrap facade. They would absolutely take this opportunity to take out years worth of anger from traffic congestion, annoying bosses, bad relationships and any other minor inconvenience on helpless sea life. Frankly New Yorkers already do that to nature daily. The Hudson and Staten Island are already testaments to that. Central Park is kept hostage for the city’s amusement, reminding it that it could be turned into a landfill at any moment.
I propose a solution to this problem. Step 1, we construct a gigantic bulldozer. Step 2, we use said bulldozer to push the city of New York into the state lines of Ohio. Now we have successfully removed New York, and have hopefully provided a large enough number of people to placate Ohio for another thousand years.
Look Time Square would definitely break out swords against those sharks. Financial District too. But i doubt West Village and Lower East Side would show the same level of bloodlust.
Laughing my ass off at 13:47 when the guy pulls away a blanket and his car is just filled with unsecured guns in a pile. Like, what were you planning to do with those?
I’m realizing that Sharknado did the thing that Die Hard already did- take a normal guy who saves the day once & turn him into a hero who keeps encountering the same situation. It’s like Tug Speedman.
I like how the stakes gradually ramps up with each movie. Like in the first movie it's just a normal sharknado but by the fifth one they are fighting literal SHARK GOD and it leads to the end of the world. This is genius.
The sequel trilogy wishes it was half as clever as ending the series by going back to the random boat scene from the first movie. Genuinely a quality twist tbh.
Say what you will about this series but the final end message thanking all the fans and supporters at the end of the last film is unironically really wholesome
@@manticorephoenix if you let a person that is guaranteed to shit your floor into your home several times after the first time, that's more of a "you" issue in my book.
Back in the day we adored shark scifi and horror movies. Loved low-budget horror movies in general lol. Let me tell you, Sharknado was a staple in our childhood. I remember getting hyped for each release and watching the shark movie marathon which every time ended witg every Sharknado movie in order ending with the new release. Insane time to be a kid
I love how that universe evolves with every sequel. I probably wouldn't finish watching even the first one, but in this comedically summarised form it's absolutely hilarious.
The amount of brain cells I lost just having these movies explained to me is beyond me. Thank you for watching these and adding comedic commentary so I will never have to.
To be completely fair, the director has stated in various interviews that he didn't want to make more movies, but Asylum pretty much begged him. His stipulation was that he'd be allowed to make the sequels as ridiculous and stupid as possible. In that sense, the subtitles are _perfect_ xD
Sucks that you didn't point out Levin means "lightning" in old English. Dude is straight up called Thunder Lightning and we're supposed to act like he's not the main character of this world
You just made me realize that in Ben 10, Kevin E. Levin is a double pun, first is Eleven because he is one-up from Ben, and Levin because in his first appearance he only had electric powers.
Let's not forget though: if it weren't for Snakes on a Plane embedding the idea of these weird animal horror-comedies in our minds as something that could be done "right" one day, Sharknado may have never happened at all. In a way, Sharknado owes its existence to Snakes on a Plane. Even Sharknado 2 acknowledges this; hence why its opening five minutes is basically Sharks on a Plane.
One fact that I loved about the title "Snakes on a Plane" was that it was supposed to be a placeholder for another title. However, Samuel L. Jackson insisted that they don't change it.
I am not sure if it's this video or moonfall. that's my favorite of yours but this definitely gets the most laughs from me. that one bit where you describe dolph lundgren's role in the series sends me to hysterics every time. never stop making videos.
Armadillzzard - A blizzard made of armadillos, or an armadillo made of blizzards. Of course, Dairy Queen will be either the first building we see get destroyed or will be the last bastion against the armadillzzard.
Unironically, Pointless Hub has already become one of my favorite channels. Keep up the great work, and I’m looking forward to your review of Dark of the Moon.
This is basically one of the only channels that hits the movies and games that made up my childhood. And to think I even grew up watching Alternatehistoryhub as part of my childhood too
Fun little fact, Finn shows up in another SyFy original monster movie franchise. It's called Lavalantula, where the gimmick is that a bunch of prehistoric subterranean lava spiders suddenly wake up and start killing people. I forget if it was in the original movie or the sequel (called 2 Lava 2 Lantula), but Finn just shows up in a scene and the entire movie stops to acknowledge him. Then he says he has to go deal with a sharknado or something and leaves. They advertised that Finn cameo in the commercials, too.
another fun fact: the show z nation is confirmed to be in the same universe as sharknado, via cameos of the main character Warren and Doc in sharknado 3 and 5 respectively
You know that line in Pacific Rim? “There are things you can't fight - acts of God. You see a hurricane coming, you have to get out of the way. But when you're in a Jaeger, suddenly you can fight the hurricane. You can win." Thats just Finn in his natural form
A masterpiece, Scorsese WISHES he could make films with this much emotional and thematic weight. The subtle metaphor for climate change that the proverbial sharknado poses. The deliberant, tasteful and restrained way the movie choreographs and presents is action. And the three dimensional and layered characters come together to make these movies true timeless classics. 6.5/10: next time, more sharks, less nado.
not gonna lie, listening to you explain this series in deadpan serious delivery is much better than having to actually watch these movies. Thank you for your service.
19:35 I couldn't agree more. I remember watching this with my brother when it premiered. Sharknado 3 was one of the funniest things I had ever seen. Just watching Mark Cuban and the group do the Iwo Jima flag thing into a shark while fighting at the White House was enough, but David Hasselhoff fighting sharks on the moon was absolutely insane. Malcolm in the Middle getting each arm and leg eaten and worm-crawling to the button to blow it all up... So many epic moments wrapped up in the hilarity of the premise.
Ive been playing every single one of these for a week at my work, there are about 14 mounted tvs on every wall of my work, and it’s just been sharknado, I’ve had many complaints and requests from customers, co workers, and management and have been asked to stop playing them, and yet they continue to play
Actually, you losing your mind to bring us this masterpiece of TH-cam content is the only way I would ever have experienced the madness of Sharknado and I’m eternally grateful for your effort.
the funniest scene is in the second one, when the new yorkers are murdering sharks, and a man removes a blanket from the back of his car to reveal it's full of guns. Peak american realism.
İt like the same timeline Fin's bar still there and more i guess and like Fin does go to time travel AGAİN to stop it still knows about the sharknado and haves nightmares about it coming back the same plot as the 1th i made
Me and my stepsister decided to have a marathon of all the movies and when we finally finished the last one we just looked at each other and she said “that was the biggest waste of my time I have ever spent and I truly regret watching those”
So I watched all these movies such a long time ago, and I laughed so hard at that part in 4, WHERE THE CYBORG WIFE USES THE COOKIE CUTTER SHARKS TO RESTART THE MAIN CHARACTERS HEART
Interesting fact. Fish CAN actually be picked up by hurricanes or tornados. It happens in Brazil and Australia from time to time. (And because someone decided to be a nerd emoji and tell me my statement in invalid because of semantics, let me clarify that Australia has CYCLONES, not hurricanes. And they spin the other way.)
Australian, never heard of a shark infested hurricane, mostly because we dont have hurricanes in southern hemisphere. We have cyclones. The fact that you did not know that tells me you know S.F.A. lt can happen but never over land and not to a noticeable effect.
@@matildastanford7019 I know you have cyclones, and they spin the other way, I did that for ease of reading (and typing, because I didn't really want to type that extra sentence) It can pick up very small fish, only on the coast (do you think I'm THAT stupid?) And in Brazil high winds can also pick up spiders out of trees and throw them.
I just realized Thunder Levin was the guy who made American Warship (the year before the first Sharknado in fact!), a deeply sincere mockbuster riding Battleship's wave that was like: what if we took out the board game element and made this into a celebration of the mothball readiness (don't know what its actually called) protocol. A real thing,where in the event of EMP warfare advancing (or similar) the Mothball Fleet would be reactivated. It's got Carl Weathers pre-Mandalorian & a 'that guy' lead and what I can only assume are Sci-fi regulars. Also aliens, because of course it does! Honestly the dialogue is stiff, but the why is honestly a 1000% more thought out than Battleship ever really bothered with (which sort of makes it the anti-Sharknado in a weird way?)
Just remember, while people enjoy watching their favorite things, it doesn't hurt to experience the bad and fully weird stuff to gain knowledge of the cinema universe, lol
I love the concept that fin’s son is traveling about 2/3 the speed of sound for hours on end in the middle of a tornado and is just totally fine the whole time. Remember, the only danger in these movies is the sharks
I mean it is cool that with all the celebrity cameos they got, that one dude still managed to retain his role as the main character throughout the entire series.
I'm an aspiring marine biologist, and I absolutely LOVE sharks! they're such fascinating creatures, and they've been around longer than saturn's rings! I just love sharks so much. I could talk about them for hours.
Can we talk about how the end credits roll faster and faster with every subsequent movie? I watched the first 4 (dear God) on a cable marathon, and it was noticable.
You ever wonder how terrifying it is to be a shark in this film series? Basically being flung from your home and forced to ride across a tornado that barely has any water without any knowledge of when it'll end before being flung out and possibly going out.
I’m fairly certain the sharks are magic and made by the tornado
Then after flying stabilised for hours, thrown into a crowd of humans armed with, what they may think, scissor fish or marlin, stabbing or cutting them in half, one by one.
On the flip side, you are, as a shark, guaranteed a meal for your troubles, so you got that going for yourself
On the flip side, you are, as a shark, guaranteed a meal for your troubles, so you got that going for yourself
idk, considering the sharks are actively malicious in this series, I doubt they mind
I once heard someone online describing sharknado by saying “the moment you hear the title you’ve seen it. It’s exactly what you’d expect” and that’s probably the best description of these films
Well for the first two yeah but the rest not so much
this is both the worst and best description of this series
You are not gonna tell me you exoected radiated sharknados a shark god and fin becominf the shark slayer
I low key really enjoyed the first few sharknado movies before they added lasers n shit later on. It used to literally give me nightmares lmao
It's probably going to be the same for cocaine bear
I think the thing that separates the Sharknado franchise with other "so-bad-they're-good" movies is corporatized self-awareness. The creators of Plan 9 from Outer Space, The Room, Miami Connection, Samurai Cop, or Roar, money wasn't the focus because they genuinely wanted to create pieces of art and were just so incompetent that its endearing. The Asylum is a hack-fraud studio that actively cranks out purposefully low budget knock offs and _"lol, wut, so random"_ movies as their business model. They just happened to stumble upon their one accidental success and couldn't let it go so they milked it until the cow died.
100 percent agree and the reason people forgot the series existed later on. Even the titles were just so "Lol look at us being Current and aware" and being similar to the now dead Movie Movie parodies of the 00's. When it's bad on purpose and intentionally trying to be a Meme, it loses all its charm and just became obvious they were trying to cash in on being a meme that it quickly faded out from the pop culture landscape.
corporatized "lol random quirky " is a pretty common thing these days
Spot on
Well to be fair Syfy kinda milked it as well because they had these come out like every year in the summer and dedicated an entire week of programming around it titled "Sharknado week."
@Emotional D robot go beep
Sharknado is what happened when Asylum, a studio dedicated to ripoff movies that grandmas confuse for the actual thing, had this meeting:
"What do we do for our next movie?"
"What if we do our first original IP, and make it the single worst movie ever made..." *hits blunt so hard their eyes sink into the back of their sockets* "...on purpose?"
First original IP? You must have never heard of the megashark, supercroc, or sharktopus cinematic universes.
I'm so glad they did this.
Yeah, they were doing weird mega fauna & experimenting with weird mega fauna mash-ups. Though I think this was the first animal/weather hybrid? It was mentioned a lot when Sharknado first came out, if they mentioned the studio at all they mentioned the other mega fauna flicks. It wasn't exactly a huge leap, 'big animal' is a foundational B movie staple.
@@scott_huntsor the Anaconda series', which, by the way, are like, an inspiration for a monster in a proper film (cabin in the woods)
It’s very important to note, Thunder Levin never wanted to do these movies.
Asylum begged him to do it. He said, “If I do, I’ll make them as ridiculous as possible.”
And they said, “That’s the idea.”
This is not a joke, that was a real conversation.
You can't fight destiny
@@merrittanimation7721 True, but you can sure as hell try
Dread it, run from it, destiny arrives all the same
@@ricohernandez9969
*bang* *click*
don’t you mean “dies” all the same
A warning to humanity: The Connections (2021) [short documentary] 🔥🔥🔥
“Made with budget of a nostalgia critic skit” is honestly an amazing way of putting it
Isn't it crazy how Doug can rip a movie to shreds for looking "cheap"?
@@mikedrop4421 An Internet reviewer won't have thecsame budget or expectations of a movie.
@@Hypogean7 that has absolutely nothing to do with it. There is so much you can do to make videos look good with skills in lighting, use of color, blocking, shot placement, sound, editing costumes ect.. TH-cam is full of low budget film makers that make beautiful and contemporary looking short films. Shooting a scene in a bad costume up close under florescent lighting is a recipe for cheap looking video. Shoot the same scene with colored directional LED or halogen lights with fill lighting and color correction. Keep your bad costume in a lower light section of the frame and set farther away from the camera. Use creative angles instead of just waist up straight on shots. I can go on and on and I'm just an avid fan of low budget films not a director. Three of my favorite movies are Upgrade, I am Mother and Saw. They were all made for less than 2 million and that's a whole ass movie with cgi, sets, insurance, studio rentals and real Hollywood actors.
A warning to humanity: The Connections (2021) [short documentary] 🔥🔥🔥
reminds me of the time i farted really loud
I like how tornados are actually just boss fights in these movies
Surprised (to my knowledge) that nobody made a Sharknado game where you just go around killing Sharknadoes.
@@DasNordlicht91 there was an endless runner from what i remember
also a psvr game
Yeah me too
Imagine walking around on a windy day... When suddenly boss music starts playing and a healthbar appears in the sky.
"Dolph Lundgren is Trunks." had me me absolutely rolling. I don't know why but it caught be so off guard that I accidentally spit out my gum-
my name is future trunks
Fun fact: the show Z Nation apparently takes place in this same universe. Meaning they saved the world from sharks only to doom it to zombies.
That also means george r Martin died... twice
Not only that, but in the movie Lavalantulas, Fin from sharknado shows up
@@WhatDillionYTthe Sharknado cinematic universe is more successful then the dark universe. LMAO
That's sick! My dad acted in that series!
Cool, did he die to a shark?@@Silkyfin_
God, I felt like I got punched in the face when Jared from Subway showed up. Who knew the sharks would no longer be the most fearsome predators in these movies?
His vacant stare is really haunting - every orifice of his body exudes “I am a fucking monster”
Better joke than most of the films
Wait what did he do
@@cosmopreston343Jesus Christ dude
Also Marvel. The Subway sponsored comic series.
My theory on the strange 1st scene of the 1st film is that they were making it look like they were setting up a serious crime drama plot, but then the sharks show up and it's shown to just be a silly low-budget movie
I really love Fin being seen as some in-universe Doomslayer entity against shark based weather
the doom-slayer types (including Burt "I f###ing hate worms" Gummer) tend to always be awesome
He is the zoomslayer. He only kills flying, fast moving sharks.
Fin really is a anomaly given the insane amount of plot armours he has😂
@@mithmoonwalkerThe Ballad of Burt Gummer
Still Surprised that a videogame spin-off hasn't been a thing yet
The fact that these movies have a more cohesive timeline than the Transformers is an accomplishment
Yeah not gonna lie, everything was "Alright" with the timeline until they nuked it with the last knight, threw the radioactive corpse into a ditch, and then set it on fire.
A warning to humanity: The Connections (2021) [short documentary] 🔥🔥🔥
and the titular Sharknados actually have a lot of screentime....and the humans arent annoying
The biggest surprise to me from all of this was that this series kept the same main character for six movies. That's a better track record than any other monster movie series I can think of.
@@rumblered1850 ikr, they did the impossible.
My headcannon is that the creators didn't make stuff up along the way and that this was carefully planned, each detail, each death, each shark cut in half was deliberately planned for years
That probably intentional as well
I would have believed it if the Captain turned put to have been selling a shark god artifact and that's why they needed to go to that boat
ok
That makes them even better lmao
What do you mean "HEAD"cannon
In the live-action Swamp Thing series, Dan Cassidy/Blue Devil is played by Ian Ziering, the actor who plays Fin. Considering Blue Devil's backstory involves him being an actor/stuntman in movies of questionable quality, I think that was kind of an amazing pick.
Yes, so glad others remember that thing.
That show was so good and I hate WB and North Carolina for killing it
@@creed8712 They drained the swamp?
@@MM22966 the official reason was they couldn’t get tax cuts from North Carolina like they do for Atlanta and that’s directly tied to the goverment
They put Blue Devil in something and no one told me! (wait magically became his stunt suit or demonic reincarnation -doesn't matter their both good!)
OK, I cannot resist to share this bit of convoluted trivia.
We have a TV show in Germany about the worst movies of all time. Of course they did Sharknado, they followed the series from the beginning. And they managed to get onto the set of Sharknado 3 by claiming to be a documentary crew. And that is why you can see two German TV stars climbing out of the rollercoaster in Sharknado 3. My favourite cameo, personally.
So wait, is sharknado popular in Germany? Because if so that explains why my friend got a bootleg box set of the first 5 sharknado movies that were from Germany. Sharknado 1 2 and 3 were playable in English or german, 4 was only german and we gave up to save ourselves.
@@comradebusman3 that sounds like it's just the localised DVDs, not bootleg. And I wouldn't say popular. It's just terrible after all. But people who are into genre movies know it.
@@grannath oh, it’s definitely bootleg. The dvd case was sketchy, he got it for $3, and it didn’t have a proper main menu, only low quality photos of the box art with 2 options beneath it saying “English/Deutsch”
Verdammt. Jetzt muss ich Mir den reinziehen. Aus reiner Neugier.
@@kaiderhai86suche einfach nach "Schlefaz - schlechteste Filme aller Zeiten" die beiden kommentieren auch alle schlechten Filme durch und es ist sehr unterhaltsam
“Fin’s dad was hasselhoff the entire time” is literally the funniest thing I’ve hear all week. Also this definitely means that the SpongeBob and sharknado universes are connected
any movie starring david hasslehoff immediately means everyone in the spongebob universe is canon within that timeline
@@attackoramic8361 So that means Knight Rider is in the same timeline as Spongebob
@@dontspeaktoelectrohead1491 yes
@@lordawsome5545 That just made both shows 10x better.
@@dontspeaktoelectrohead1491 I know
Personally I always though it was a shame they never evolved the concept. Why no Bearcano, Tigernami, Gatorcane, Wolfquake or Anacondalanche?
I think there was supposed to be a Polar Vortex but that never actually happened...
Or it was fake I don't know.
they did two spin off films about giant lava spiders from a volcanic eruption, but honestly that feels like small potatoes
Please stop giving them ideas for 10 more "epics"
.... let them fight!
YES!
The best part in the serious is when one character asks: "why would they put a retirement home next to an airport?" Everyone silently contemplates before one person perks up and says "because..... Old people can't hear?" They all nod and agree before the movie continues on as though that joke never existed
The sheer number of cameo celebrities who later turned out to be sex offenders in this series is absurd.
Hollywood, man.
Pardon?
It's not 90% of people doing cameos in Sharknado being creeps IRL, it's just 90% of Hollywood.
Rapenado
when you're scraping the bottom of the barrel, you'll either find sharks, or sex offenders.
Fun fact: there's a real, legitimate Magic: the Gathering card called Shark Typhoon that was directly based on this movie
OMG, you are right! And it's awesome!
That card is really good too
@@saulspanco854 ironically, good, one might say lol
As a 40k fan, I would love it if the Librarians of the Carcharodon chapter could just summon hurricanes filled with warp sharks.
There's also a summon weapon in Terraria that's a sharknado as well
I’m not gonna lie, I was way more hyped than a normal human being should be when it all came back around and Carlos Santiago killed the first sharknado.
My brain has been rotted.
I’m watching this video for the first time, and I paused the video and immediately went to the comments after seeing the boat in the first scene of the first film. I’m so hyped it’s nuts!
Technically a large enough explosion would destroy a tornado.
But then again, a large enough explosion will destroy anything.
It's merely a question of how big it has to be. We've seen tornadoes survive explosions before so...
Agree. Look at Nagasaki! Boom, gone.
It's kinda cool how the sharknado universe has an actual ending. Sharknado actually has something on the mcu.
For real at least sharknado isn’t attempting a multiverse arc
I’ve watched this video more times than most of the movies In phase 4
Bro it has more plot than the last 3 Star Wars movies
If not that, it at least has a heart and soul about it and not just a monetized formula designed to entertain children and stupid people. Lol that doesn't mean I like what DC is doing so don't @ me with that shit 😂
Sharknado has more than that on the MCU
No joke, my family marathoned through all of the movies this summer. I sat in during this, and when fin came out of the shark in the first movie I exclaimed "It's a boy." I blanked on the fact that Gil was born inside of a shark in the third movie.
Also shout out to D. C. Douglas who managed to be in Sharknado 2, probably (for me at least) the strangest guest appearance in a semi popular movie.
My family did that ever time one was released after 3
Idk why but I read marathoned as masturbated at first and it completely ruined my day.
@@someperson2287 ihateyouihateyouihateyouihateyou (that's fucking hilarious)
@@someperson2287 multiplayer
The weirdest thing in those movies was how this random civilian had access to an entire military's worth of weaponry.
That’s just America
@@bestkoi7555 FUCK YEAH!
its america
MC would have done the chainsaw cannon before SCP did if the movies continued.
In a movie about sharknado, this is the most werid thing to you?
19:47 this is an error. Some sharks, like Tiger Sharks, regularly make a meal of birds that are on the surface of the ocean. The sharknado sharks are no different in that sense.
The budget for all 6 movies combines was 17.4 million dollars, which is slightly more than half of the Spongebob movie. They combined made 4.5 billion dollars
that is just utter genius
Well, better start the mass geno-
Didnt they make each movie in like 3 weeks as Well? I remember that from somewhere
damn man, good for them, that's genuinely impressive how much was profited
say what you will about the quality of the movies but a 2500% return on investment is a hell of a paycheck.
The most terrifying plot twist in all of Sharknado is that Cody's wife was there the whole time and only left two thirds of the way through
Fun fact: "Levin" means "lightning" in Middle English, so Sharknado's creator's name *literally* means Thunder Lightning.
The one time thunder came before lightning
Corvus Corax
@@thepaperbagmask Thunderbolt and lightning
very very frightening
Queen, and check mate
...mate
Kachow
@@doubleoof7907 Holy shit you're right.
17:57
That's not just "a jet"
The McDonnell Douglas F-4 Phantom. A long-range jet interceptor and fighter-bomber aircraft used extensively during the Vietnam War. The triumph of thrust over aerodynamics, which earned "flying brick" as a nickname.
It's the Blackbird to my Alucard.
Didn't a bunch of their commercial jets cause a lot of injuries?
@CollinMcLean
Yea, the DC-10 was rather infamous for having explosive decompression accidents
Wasn't this thing also kind of notorious for being a death trap?
@@Noise-Bomb dont care
looks cool
@@Blundabus1337 fair
The baby coming out of the shark and the Shrek “dada” line is easily one of the funniest things I’ve seen recently
I don’t wanna know how the baby got there
@@theonering2966 Fin’s wife gave birth in the shark
@@goodpol5022 I said I DIDNT wanna know
@@theonering2966 when 2 people loveeee each other verry much a fetus pops out
@@tiredguythe3rd672..
ok I guess
What the Sharknado series has taught me is that the Today Show cast is immortal and undying
They absorb the soul of the sharks for more power and immortality
... Except that they die in Sharknado 3
@@frankthepug9242 oh well, better luck next time eh?
Sadly.
but ONLY the original cast, as proven by Gilbert Gottfried
"The sharks kill the queen"
*"That one didnt age so well"*
😬😬😬
😞
Called it
But that's what happened
Dang the queen got eaten by a shark?
Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU!!! I have long wondered what the "Sharknado" film franchise was all about but didn't want to waste my time or kill my brain cells watching it! This review took only 45 minutes of my time versus the 12 (or so) hours in which you watched it all for me. It saved time AND brain cells, and I had a couple of belly laughs along the way. How can I thank you enough???
Watched a few more of his videos, especially the transformer ones they’re hilarious
The dude from AlternateHistoryHub talking about Sharknado while the ISorrowProductions elevator music is playing in the background has to be the most ambitious crossover in history!
So that's why my flight of fight response triggered somewhere through the video! It was the ISP losing it soundtrack!
The twist is that PointlessHub is iSorrowproduction’s grandson come back in time for reasons.
I just realized that throughout the video the amount of sharks in his room diminishes. On the first movie he had six sharks in his room, and when he started reviewing the sixth movie he had one shark left.
Pretty neat detail!
Yeah
To kill a mocking shark
Yeah
As somebody who was born in NYC, I can say with absolute confidence that the scenario presented by the movie is entirely accurate. If the people now are anything like the people I knew, the slaughter wouldn’t be able to be put on film. Cities are a breeding pit for the most angry and irritable people with a bloodlust thinly veiled by plastic wrap facade. They would absolutely take this opportunity to take out years worth of anger from traffic congestion, annoying bosses, bad relationships and any other minor inconvenience on helpless sea life.
Frankly New Yorkers already do that to nature daily. The Hudson and Staten Island are already testaments to that. Central Park is kept hostage for the city’s amusement, reminding it that it could be turned into a landfill at any moment.
I propose a solution to this problem. Step 1, we construct a gigantic bulldozer. Step 2, we use said bulldozer to push the city of New York into the state lines of Ohio. Now we have successfully removed New York, and have hopefully provided a large enough number of people to placate Ohio for another thousand years.
Yeah, viva New York hehe **sigh**
Look Time Square would definitely break out swords against those sharks. Financial District too. But i doubt West Village and Lower East Side would show the same level of bloodlust.
@@benwasserman8223
Perhaps, just know that I haven’t lived there in years, decades frankly. So I don’t know how the place has evolved in my absence.
@@my9thaccount140 Lived on LES a few years ago. It and Alphabet City have mellowed out.
Thank you THUNDER LEVIN for inspiring Tatsuki Fujimoto's crazy mind to creating a FKCNG CHAINSAW-MAN
Laughing my ass off at 13:47 when the guy pulls away a blanket and his car is just filled with unsecured guns in a pile. Like, what were you planning to do with those?
Welcome to new york. Or honestly any (northeastern)city. Everyone carries 37 rifles just in case someone cuts them off
I mean fight random on coming sharks duh, everyone has them
"Mans bean waiting his intire life for that moment"
@@maverick5640 Theme From New York, New York playing in the background
he was on his way to a mosque in NZ
I’m realizing that Sharknado did the thing that Die Hard already did- take a normal guy who saves the day once & turn him into a hero who keeps encountering the same situation. It’s like Tug Speedman.
“Who left the fridge open?”
Cash grab
Except Die Hard stayed inside the possible by known laws of science and physics up until the end of the one in Russia.
at some point its questionable. Die Hard 1, forgivable. Maybe even Die Hard 2. Any more than that and its probably your fault.
@@iamcool5443 is beloved and grounded, even 4 to an extent
I like how the stakes gradually ramps up with each movie. Like in the first movie it's just a normal sharknado but by the fifth one they are fighting literal SHARK GOD and it leads to the end of the world. This is genius.
The phrase “Just a normal sharknado” really says a lot about the franchise
You could say that this series really... jumped the shark.
@@LloydTheZephyrianI Hate you.
Please have an amazing day.
And there is a lot actual shark gods and I found out about when I looked up shark god name.
A lot of scriptwriters could learn from that carefully crafted prgression.
Gill, hand me the shark repellant!
-Fin, probably
I love the part when the sharks said, "Its Sharkin' time" and then proceeded to swim into a tornado and destroy Florida
Based destroyers of Florida
I don't care what anyone says, these morbius like jokes are still funny.
@@fooxylol I honestly find these jokes to be more funny when they aren't as common as when the meme was still relevant.
Hey bestie!
you mean be destroyed by florida? gonna take a lil more than a sharknado...
I just realized something terrifying. The Sharknado movies kept more continuity and stuck to its lore better than the Star Wars sequel trilogy did.
Oh my god. That's fucking mortifying
…
Sharknado seris >>> any piece of media touch by disney
The sequel trilogy wishes it was half as clever as ending the series by going back to the random boat scene from the first movie.
Genuinely a quality twist tbh.
@@ImDaRealBoi I read that as morbifying
I still can’t get over the fact that in the Sharknado universe the last words of my favorite NASCAR Driver was ‘Oh Hell No!’
It's okay the last movie brought everyone back to life like it's Dragon Ball Z.
Poor Brad. 😔
@@NeosAvias The win will come at Talladega
@@tsardudebroii let's go!
@@tsardudebroiithe wreck with 25 laps to go:
15:11 President Mark Cuban? As in the guy from Shark Tank- oh, now I get it.
😂😂
These movies actually melted my brain so bad that when he said the writer's name, I genuinely said out loud "What's wrong with that?"
You cannot watch these movies less than a week apart... you will physically feel your IQ dropping...
Say what you will about this series but the final end message thanking all the fans and supporters at the end of the last film is unironically really wholesome
Yeah, it’s like saying sorry after you’ve shit on someone’s floor and crashed their car
I'm sure the jobbers really appreciated the paycheck.
@@manticorephoenix if you let a person that is guaranteed to shit your floor into your home several times after the first time, that's more of a "you" issue in my book.
Pointlesshub's humor logic and writing are just top tier this man deserves more subs and a reward
first time respecting the opinion of an anime pfp
A… reward? ⭐️
Crazy weather where having
Well he has a two million sub channel
Join the top tier Patreon list then ;)
Back in the day we adored shark scifi and horror movies. Loved low-budget horror movies in general lol.
Let me tell you, Sharknado was a staple in our childhood. I remember getting hyped for each release and watching the shark movie marathon which every time ended witg every Sharknado movie in order ending with the new release. Insane time to be a kid
I love how that universe evolves with every sequel. I probably wouldn't finish watching even the first one, but in this comedically summarised form it's absolutely hilarious.
The amount of brain cells I lost just having these movies explained to me is beyond me. Thank you for watching these and adding comedic commentary so I will never have to.
*The knowledge of the gods require a cost.*
A warning to humanity: The Connections (2021) [short documentary] 🔥🔥🔥
@@sugoistalin7809 Ultimately pain and suffering is all men will ever know.
@@rorrim0 *How else will we ascend to their side?*
@@sugoistalin7809 Stalin you okay? Aren't you an Atheist?
I appreciate how to the point the films' subtitles get with each succeeding movie. ("The Second One", "It's About Time", etc.)
To be completely fair, the director has stated in various interviews that he didn't want to make more movies, but Asylum pretty much begged him. His stipulation was that he'd be allowed to make the sequels as ridiculous and stupid as possible.
In that sense, the subtitles are _perfect_ xD
Global Swarming was my favorite subtitle
Have vague memory about those being voted for by fans or something
14:45 At least he dies a horrible death, like every other cameo, right? Right??
Seeing Dolph Lundgren casually smiling and saying "Hi Dad" with that huge silence afterwards killed me😂
I didn't see the Sharknado that he's in, but I hope he says "I will break you" to a shark.
Sucks that you didn't point out Levin means "lightning" in old English. Dude is straight up called Thunder Lightning and we're supposed to act like he's not the main character of this world
A warning to humanity: The Connections (2021) [short documentary] 🔥🔥🔥
oh my god the guy has the real life equivalent to Black Noir's name
You just made me realize that in Ben 10, Kevin E. Levin is a double pun, first is Eleven because he is one-up from Ben, and Levin because in his first appearance he only had electric powers.
@@phelps6205 Ben 10 was really great until he became a misogynistic teenager 🥲
@@jeffbrownstain wdym he's still great
Let's not forget though: if it weren't for Snakes on a Plane embedding the idea of these weird animal horror-comedies in our minds as something that could be done "right" one day, Sharknado may have never happened at all. In a way, Sharknado owes its existence to Snakes on a Plane. Even Sharknado 2 acknowledges this; hence why its opening five minutes is basically Sharks on a Plane.
One fact that I loved about the title "Snakes on a Plane" was that it was supposed to be a placeholder for another title. However, Samuel L. Jackson insisted that they don't change it.
@@pressplayulysses : And then Cocaine Bear continued the trend, though it's slightly less silly.
I am not sure if it's this video or moonfall. that's my favorite of yours but this definitely gets the most laughs from me. that one bit where you describe dolph lundgren's role in the series sends me to hysterics every time. never stop making videos.
They need to make a Scorpeteor: A meteor made out of Scorpions. Or a Scorpion made out of meteors. I'd be equally uninterested in seeing either.
Snakano: a volcano that spews out snakes.
Maybe a snakequake..?
@@hereticpariah6_66Snauke? Snauke? SNAAAAUKE!!!!
Croconami a tsunami comprised of crocodiles
Armadillzzard - A blizzard made of armadillos, or an armadillo made of blizzards. Of course, Dairy Queen will be either the first building we see get destroyed or will be the last bastion against the armadillzzard.
Unironically, Pointless Hub has already become one of my favorite channels. Keep up the great work, and I’m looking forward to your review of Dark of the Moon.
Agreed
same lmao
This is basically one of the only channels that hits the movies and games that made up my childhood. And to think I even grew up watching Alternatehistoryhub as part of my childhood too
so youll be watching his career with great interest?
Same. The deadpan humour combined with analyses of slocky but good/bad films scratches an itch I didn't know I had.
Fun little fact, Finn shows up in another SyFy original monster movie franchise. It's called Lavalantula, where the gimmick is that a bunch of prehistoric subterranean lava spiders suddenly wake up and start killing people. I forget if it was in the original movie or the sequel (called 2 Lava 2 Lantula), but Finn just shows up in a scene and the entire movie stops to acknowledge him. Then he says he has to go deal with a sharknado or something and leaves.
They advertised that Finn cameo in the commercials, too.
1st movie
Also
Aztex rex
another fun fact: the show z nation is confirmed to be in the same universe as sharknado, via cameos of the main character Warren and Doc in sharknado 3 and 5 respectively
29:00 what, no "Shark-NATO" joke?
Sharknado could be an animated series where they fight a different tornado every episode.
Holy shit I want that now. Like a parody of those weird kids shows based on live action properties or like [adult swim]’s Mike Tyson’s Mysteries
It really fits the theme.
I mean, they did it with Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.
You know that line in Pacific Rim?
“There are things you can't fight - acts of God. You see a hurricane coming, you have to get out of the way. But when you're in a Jaeger, suddenly you can fight the hurricane. You can win."
Thats just Finn in his natural form
"You can (not) fight the sharknado. You can (not) win"
A masterpiece, Scorsese WISHES he could make films with this much emotional and thematic weight. The subtle metaphor for climate change that the proverbial sharknado poses. The deliberant, tasteful and restrained way the movie choreographs and presents is action. And the three dimensional and layered characters come together to make these movies true timeless classics.
6.5/10: next time, more sharks, less nado.
I can't.
Yeah but Sharknado didn't have a creepy digitally de-aged Robert DeNiro, so Scorsese wins.
If I would continue your Analogie that they are supposed to be climate change than the massage would be every average joe can stop it...powerful stuff
*WAY* too little water though, should've made it a hurricane instead.
This is my favorite video you’ve done man. Watched it 5 times In full. Never gets old!
The fact that they said “jump the shark” in the second movie out of 6 is all you really need to know
Cody watched 6 movies of Sharknado so we didn't have to. What a fucking legend.
Same person who watch all seasons of Ancient Aliens
you should. they're awesome
hellooo im the cody and i watch it so you dont have to
@@wisemankugelmemicus1701 dear God, no! They're bloody awful!
@@BlackLivesMatter23 In terms of writing, acting and production? Sure. In terms of “so intentionally bad it’s stupidly good” it’s one of the best.
Sharknado is the movie that you constantly forget exists, but when you do remember your life is filled with dread.
I can't watch "so bad it's good" movies. Thank you for going over this with me.
not gonna lie, listening to you explain this series in deadpan serious delivery is much better than having to actually watch these movies. Thank you for your service.
I remember first seeing the series and thinking it looked very realistic 💀
💀💀💀
yo how though lmfao
Now I want to see a film theory episode from matpat on the science of if a shark tornado could actually realistically happen.
when i was like 6 i thought it was the most realesitic thing ever
@@evangonzalez7732 he did like ages ago around 2016
These movies don't feel like they were made, more than they just spawned into existance under mysterious circumstances.
10:21 I love how he used that one clip for lost
19:35 I couldn't agree more. I remember watching this with my brother when it premiered. Sharknado 3 was one of the funniest things I had ever seen. Just watching Mark Cuban and the group do the Iwo Jima flag thing into a shark while fighting at the White House was enough, but David Hasselhoff fighting sharks on the moon was absolutely insane. Malcolm in the Middle getting each arm and leg eaten and worm-crawling to the button to blow it all up... So many epic moments wrapped up in the hilarity of the premise.
Yeah, I agree. Also what was the song playing at 15:39
@@naomithornhill2079 the last stand from sabaton
@@MC-yg1mq Thank you
Ive been playing every single one of these for a week at my work, there are about 14 mounted tvs on every wall of my work, and it’s just been sharknado, I’ve had many complaints and requests from customers, co workers, and management and have been asked to stop playing them, and yet they continue to play
he is the chosen one, he will guide us to ascension. truly this is a sight for sore eyes
Bless you sir!
you fucking legend
When the sounds get louder
Actually, you losing your mind to bring us this masterpiece of TH-cam content is the only way I would ever have experienced the madness of Sharknado and I’m eternally grateful for your effort.
22:43 I'm flabbergasted he didn't comment on Dog the Bounty Hunter with a chainsaw. If Sharknado was a person, it would be him.
the funniest scene is in the second one, when the new yorkers are murdering sharks, and a man removes a blanket from the back of his car to reveal it's full of guns. Peak american realism.
I'm actually surprised how they managed to keep making the movies bigger and bigger
They managed it because the people who watched them got dumber and dumber.
I can’t wait for the sequel series Gatornado where it’s just 2 hours of a team of cameramen following your average group of three to five Floridians.
İt like the same timeline Fin's bar still there and more i guess and like Fin does go to time travel AGAİN to stop it still knows about the sharknado and haves nightmares about it coming back the same plot as the 1th i made
I love how in the first movie, day one, at the start of the franchise...
It wasn't even a tornado .
I feel there's more predators in the movie than there were sharks
HEYOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Yo!
You're not wrong...
That's literally every single hollywood movie
I went past this comment thinking "huh?" And then scrolled past, paused and went "oh my god"
Honestly got me good
You have no idea how much I want Thunder Levin to name his son "Kevin."
At least Ethan.
@@atticuskoch2965 W
Kevin and Rath were the best things in Alien Force and Ultimate Alien.
or maybe “Seven E.”
Me and my stepsister decided to have a marathon of all the movies and when we finally finished the last one we just looked at each other and she said “that was the biggest waste of my time I have ever spent and I truly regret watching those”
Thank you for not explaining the shark baby. I think that's going to be with me forever now.
So I watched all these movies such a long time ago, and I laughed so hard at that part in 4, WHERE THE CYBORG WIFE USES THE COOKIE CUTTER SHARKS TO RESTART THE MAIN CHARACTERS HEART
Hold up waht
Huh.
uh-huh?
Ah yes, the Terminator Salvation plot
"and then they got to space"
And that's just the third movie. God damn that series move fast.
Interesting fact. Fish CAN actually be picked up by hurricanes or tornados. It happens in Brazil and Australia from time to time. (And because someone decided to be a nerd emoji and tell me my statement in invalid because of semantics, let me clarify that Australia has CYCLONES, not hurricanes. And they spin the other way.)
yeh just not sharks... still cool though
@@damienhernandez4036 I think you overestimate how big the smallest sharks are, and the size of fish that storms can pick up. :P They absolutely can.
im Brazilian and never heard about that lmao
Australian, never heard of a shark infested hurricane, mostly because we dont have hurricanes in southern hemisphere.
We have cyclones.
The fact that you did not know that tells me you know S.F.A.
lt can happen but never over land and not to a noticeable effect.
@@matildastanford7019 I know you have cyclones, and they spin the other way, I did that for ease of reading (and typing, because I didn't really want to type that extra sentence) It can pick up very small fish, only on the coast (do you think I'm THAT stupid?) And in Brazil high winds can also pick up spiders out of trees and throw them.
I just realized Thunder Levin was the guy who made American Warship (the year before the first Sharknado in fact!), a deeply sincere mockbuster riding Battleship's wave that was like: what if we took out the board game element and made this into a celebration of the mothball readiness (don't know what its actually called) protocol. A real thing,where in the event of EMP warfare advancing (or similar) the Mothball Fleet would be reactivated. It's got Carl Weathers pre-Mandalorian & a 'that guy' lead and what I can only assume are Sci-fi regulars. Also aliens, because of course it does! Honestly the dialogue is stiff, but the why is honestly a 1000% more thought out than Battleship ever really bothered with (which sort of makes it the anti-Sharknado in a weird way?)
The Sharknado storyline is so anime as hell. I should binge watch it.
I would absolutely watch a Sharknado anime. Just for the sheer novelty of it
Get Trigger to do it. It works with the no limits.
It would probably be cheaper then the movies because there probably not going to pay there employees
Do not. Sharknado cannot be bingewatched. You will literally feel your IQ dropping if you attempt that.
Just remember, while people enjoy watching their favorite things, it doesn't hurt to experience the bad and fully weird stuff to gain knowledge of the cinema universe, lol
I only watched first one and something so bad it's funny, definitely watch it with a group of friends
I love the concept that fin’s son is traveling about 2/3 the speed of sound for hours on end in the middle of a tornado and is just totally fine the whole time. Remember, the only danger in these movies is the sharks
As time went on the number of sharks in his room decreased, just like his remaining sanity
I mean it is cool that with all the celebrity cameos they got, that one dude still managed to retain his role as the main character throughout the entire series.
The amount of WWE wrestlers in these movies (two from what i've seen) is absurd
Glad that That One Dude got paid for all these movies
Who would have thought Steve from 90210 would turn out to be a badass
You cant tell someone able to fist fight a tornado and chainsaw a shark 20,000 feet in the air that they cant do something
had to do a double take when I saw kurt angle
I watched all of these movies as they came out. Even me as a kid could tell just how ridiculous these movies kept getting. I'm almost 20 now. Crazy
I'm an aspiring marine biologist, and I absolutely LOVE sharks! they're such fascinating creatures, and they've been around longer than saturn's rings! I just love sharks so much. I could talk about them for hours.
Sharks are damn adorable - change my mind
Tell me a fact
Joooo whats your favourite shark fact?
@@sike5055 sharks as a species are older than saturn's rings!
@@dura_14 okay fair! Thats crazy man
Do you have some more nice facts?
Can we talk about how the end credits roll faster and faster with every subsequent movie? I watched the first 4 (dear God) on a cable marathon, and it was noticable.
The TV producers probably sped up the credits to scroll faster than normal.
Yeah they do that on cable tv. It’s probably just for the cable broadcast.
Is no one gonna talk about how this man thrusted his pelvis so hard he killed a shark 24:12