"No, don't tell me what I am. Where I am on the moisture spectrum is my business and my business alone". I swear to god every time Julien opens his mouth I piss myself.
I love Julien. He's so supportive, and is totally down with his girlfriend decorating his beard with glitter, and getting dressed up as Princess Peach. Not only that but he supports Jenna doing things like shaving her eyebrows and even helped her draw on funny shit. Julien is the best.
Lol... one of their viewers made it and linked to her channel a few mths ago. Not sure if I can find it in my viewing history... I'll try and update you.
Julien: "I have to go to McDonalds." Jenna: "No you don't." Julien: "Yeah I do. Ronald McDonald is meeting with me. I have to pitch something to him." Jenna: "What are you gonna pitch?" Julien: "A baseball. He wants to play catch."
I just love how Julien is perfectly ok with being Jenna's dummy doll for her videos. He just lets her do whatever she wants to him, and he's perfectly ok with just sitting there telling jokes. 😂
grasun jones I can't tell if she has them yet in this video but on her vlog channel she does have them again lol. She just shaves the tails off still haha!
I remember when this video came out and i tweeted at jenna a screenshot of julien (its at the very end of the video where he makes that face) with the caption "he sees you when you're sleeping" and she liked it, that moment will forever make me smile i hope it made her laugh. Crazy how long ago that was. I love and miss you Jenna, i truly hope shes living her best life.
Samantha Robinson I read a story where this lady had to get her eyeball removed because glitter scratched her eye and it got infected. That stuff is no joke!
can’t believe this video is 8 years old 😭 i remember watching this when it was first posted. it’s christmas season 2024 and i’m here for my annual rewatch ❤️💚 love you jenna, and i hope you’re well
'I'm divorcing you' 'We're not married!' Ha! Now yall are. Congrats Jenna and Julien! ^_^ I miss your videos Jenna but you're happy and honestly that's all I can ask! Enjoy your happy ever after with your best friend
"Where I am on the moisture spectrum is my business and my business alone" honestly I feel like Julien's humor is way underrated this cracked me up so much
so i showed this video to my mom and totally forgot about the chunky penis moment. naturally i'm McFreakin Losin It because i'm sitting there watching my 59 year old conservative christian mother while y'all are talkin about chunky penises. she ended up laughing so hard she scared our cat, and subscribed to your channels and turned notifications on 😂
Moms r people too. They laugh once in a while. Glad u were able to make ur mom laugh. I cracked up with this vid. I had to show my friend. He thinks all of these vids r stupid, but yet I catch him laughing too.
Martin Amarilla Glitter is cool and all but I'd never wear it like some people love to and it just gets everywhere. It can get messy real quick and you just know at least one speck of it will NEVER leave the room you had it in.
Martin Amarilla AHAHAHA I mean I have a lot of glitter, it going everywhere doesn't stop me from using it, but that was more for when I did "crafts". Now I just have it sitting in a box.
when this is the only jenna marbles video you haven’t seen and you’ve just been rewatching all her videos because most of the rest of youtube kind of sucks now but you’re just excited to see something new
"I like my beard how I like my coffee. Without glue in it"
I'd have to agree with that statement
This has inspired me to glitter my eyebrows
Ben Blue BUT EVERYTHING IS GLUE
DON'T BELIEVE ME
THEN I'LL SO YOU
THAT EVERYTHING IS GLUEEEEE
I was literally dying at that part
Ben Blue YESSS😂
Hello Ben
"No, don't tell me what I am. Where I am on the moisture spectrum is my business and my business alone". I swear to god every time Julien opens his mouth I piss myself.
liirumlaarum lmao
Exactly
wtf is your profile picture
You shouldn't say that so publicly, where you are on the moisture spectrum is your business and your business alone
Me too
my favorite thing is how jenna suggests something, julien says no, and then it cuts to julien doing it anyway lmao
sixtydiamonds he's a good sport
That's because your a lesbian that doesn't want a man
@@topi3624 hes a pussy
@@topi3624 whoops
he is like the literal opposite of toxic masculinity. such a good sport over the years
“I like my beard how I like my coffee,”
“How’s that?”
_“Without _*_glue_*_ in it.”_
but everything is glue
"i hate the red cups from starbucks because they offend my religion"
"whats your religion"
"anti red cup"
Julien: "Don't choke me"
Jenna: *chokes him*
Julien: "choke me"
Jenna: *stops choking him*
3:57
LizaPizaza I don't understand why people comment this stuff. It's just commenting stuff that we already heard in the video...
Kathryn Ragni they comment it because they find it funny
CONTENT DELETED they’re highlighting it because they deserve to be highlighted
CONTENT DELETED You never talk about videos you watch with your friends after they’re over? Quote parts to each other? Same concept.
I’ve never seen two people more perfect for eachother holy shit
Queen Kay crankthatfrank that eva
Yeah! They’re best friends
Never thought it would be a Virgo and an aries
theyre an aries and a virgo like it's a perfect mix match
They're finally getting married guys 😁😁😁😁😁
Julien- “don’t choke me” 2 seconds later
“Choke me choke me”😂😂
I love Julien. He's so supportive, and is totally down with his girlfriend decorating his beard with glitter, and getting dressed up as Princess Peach. Not only that but he supports Jenna doing things like shaving her eyebrows and even helped her draw on funny shit. Julien is the best.
Maggie Cloud true that
Maggie Cloud plus he's like REALLY hot
hes very supportive and easy going, i bet shes really happy
Maggie Cloud fellow maggie
Maggie Cloud I love him lol I want a guy like him
I love how everything Julien says "no" to ends up happening.
Samin-R-Alam 9
Julien: "I'm not making a mess"
*pours glitter onto table*
ps. HAPPY VLOGFUCK!!!
Where's that girl who made the supercut of "JULIEN!s" There's a new one to add. JUL-E-I-HI-HI-HIN!
Carrie Lynn how do I find this?!
Carrie Lynn yeah where is this 'julien' super cut. I need to see this.
Lol... one of their viewers made it and linked to her channel a few mths ago. Not sure if I can find it in my viewing history... I'll try and update you.
You don’t underSTAND this is my favorite video on the internet,, I rewatch it every week like i love it so goddamn much
bro same
ME TOOOO
Me tooooo 😂😭
jean is this still true?
i watch the jujitsu videos like once a week i love them so much
Julien is the MVP of boyfriends!!
😂😂 because there is really chunky penis😂😂
Mary Herrera true
"I'm divorcing you"
"We're not married"
There's nothing I want more than someone leaving a comment in a few years that says "THEY ARE NOW"
Sylvia Brown honestly though
sylvia brown !!!
i wish they were
chutton888 😂
"im divorcing you"
"we're not married"
MY HEART HSHEHEHHA
they’re married now 🥹
"Drag queens glue their eyebrows down all the time" FORESHADOWING
“we’re not married” FORESHADOWING
Julien: "I have to go to McDonalds."
Jenna: "No you don't."
Julien: "Yeah I do. Ronald McDonald is meeting with me. I have to pitch something to him."
Jenna: "What are you gonna pitch?"
Julien: "A baseball. He wants to play catch."
Halle Lane r
Tiffany Cortez lolz totes
Where does he come up with this stuff
OMG WHEN I READ THIS IT WENT ON OMFG WTF NOT TODAY SATAN! But like yaya bc i pissed myself laughin
😂😂😂
"I like my beard just the way I like my coffee, without glue"
~Julian 2016
Kittypurry64 that is going to be my year book quote
Kawaiian Gamer Beautiful
Omg this comment got so popular
EVERYTHING IS GLUE
GLUE STICK
I love their relationship soooo freaking much
I just love how Julien is perfectly ok with being Jenna's dummy doll for her videos. He just lets her do whatever she wants to him, and he's perfectly ok with just sitting there telling jokes. 😂
And when she does stuff to herself, Julien just tells her how much of a snack she looks like and complements her. They're adorable.
i hope they never break up
AnakinBongWater don't we all
"junk in the trunk AND CHUNK IN THE FRONT" HAAAHAHAGAGAGAHAH
"A TREE COSPLAYING AS JOSH DUN" OMFG YES
Living with julien is like raising a 4-year old
And even 2 years later... it’s still true😂
Even 3 years later....it’s still true
as someone with a 4 year old named julian I can confirm
Jennas secret account
'Where I am on the moisture spectrum is my business and my business alone' DYING
Next video: "Jenna and Julian write your dating profiles." 😂😂😂
Remember when Jenna was with max and she wasn't her happy weird self? I'm so happy she's with Jullien because she's so much happier!
Jessica S I've noticed that too! She's so much more positive and clearly has really come into her best self. I'm so happy for her ☺️
Jessica S so true, my boyfriend even hates max just because he is her ex and he hates exes hahaha😂😂😂😂
I wonder if he's still finding red and green glitter on himself to this day
Definitely
The green for sure, ask Mykie...green glitter is evil!
I don't have a boyfriend, is this what you're supposed to do with them?
TinyTeacup no it's what you SHOULD do with them
TinyTeacup Yes it's a tradition. At least once a year.
TinyTeacup i was thinking the same!
absolutely
Mines being boring and won't let me but wants do to the spartan which no I'm not doing
Jenna:if ur gonna have this attitude here then leave!
Julien:ok
Jenna:*grabs arm* no!
last time i was this early, jenna had eyebrows.
grasun jones me too
grasun jones I can't tell if she has them yet in this video but on her vlog channel she does have them again lol. She just shaves the tails off still haha!
grasun jones everyone who came here before that video is so confused😂
grasun jones Haha, today.
grasun jones I
“Accents of chunk”
“That’s how i like to describe my vom”
I still can't believe that Jenna did not make it on this year's TH-cam Rewind!!!
Dexter Morgan finally someone noticed
Dexter Morgan She was invited by youtube but she has other erands/plans to do on that day
Check her twitter
She declined their invitation because she was busy.
Michael Revilla thanks!
"Where I am on the moisture spectrum is my business and MY business only." XD
best 7 minutes of my life
Same
That's what your mom said.
Sick burn
i'm sorry to say that but u have a boring life
"Do I want a Josh Dun eye look? YES!!!"
If somekne asks jf u want a josh dun look and u decline we cant be friends the only answer to that question is YES, YASS, or other posistive things
YESSSS
420th like haha
Im living for that comment. Love Josh Dun
omg, julien looks like a rejected Suicide Squad character
Captain Christmas
JENNA NEEDS TO DO A "HOW TO GROW YOUR BOYFRIEND" VIDEO 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼😂😂😂 THUMBS THIS UP SO SHE CAN SEE IT 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼💁🏻💁🏻
We must know how tu grow en boyfrund?!!!!
Tarabella best comment ever lmao so read that in her cermet voice
Pls yes
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES SY
the sickest couple on youtube
nectar™ besides dan and phil
Hai Lol :') true
DOPE AF
nectar™ Yasss
YES I AGREE
Is it just me or does she look particularly pretty in this video?
I know right I love her make up
It’s just you.
Alexis Johnstone i think its just you because she always looks particularly beautiful no matter what
You are wet with glue!
- No, don't tell me what I am. Where I am on the moisture spectrum is my business and my business alone.
My favourite quote ever
Julien: "I'm divorcing you."
Jenna: "we're not married."
2022: "SURPRISE, BEECH!"
2:37 Three minutes into Glitter Beard and Chill and he gives you this look
TheAnnie Canvas xD
TheAnnie Canvas the best part of that is that Jenna looks fucking done 😂
TheAnnie Canvas the best part of that is that Jenna looks fucking done 😂
I love how Jenna doesn't even notice that :D
“i’m divorcing you”
“we’re not married”
six years later, they are married 😭♥️
Now he can really say BAKE MORE WIFE
How the fuck he removed all that glitter afterwards ?
enjoytheride09 The glue can be removed with water. I'm assuming he just took a shower.
He might have to shave it haha. Hopefully not
enjoytheride09 Glad that Elmer's glue is non-toxic
He posted a vlog...he just washed his face I guess 😂
enjoytheride09 check out his vlog channel for the aftermath lol
it's 6:00AM here so happy i woke up to jenna marbles
Emo 2039 same but it's 5 haha
Emo 2039 It's 6 am here too and I'm about to sleep! Good night
*shrugs* it's afternoon here...
1:00am i was just off to bed
it's 10pm here lmao
"I like my beard just like I like my coffee." "How's that?" "Without glue in it."
3:13
Julien - “I’m divorcing you”
Jenna - “Where not married”
April 2021 girl I beg to differ!
now they are
🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
JENNA MAKE A VID CALLED "HOW TO CARE FOR YOUR BOIFRIND"
this should be top coment
Put glitr al over theiyr an fayce it halps them groooaaw
Put glitr al over theiyr an fayce it halps him groaw
+ThatxGirlx Michaela that's part of the joke lmao
Cookie Pt YES YES YES
"ChOKe mE
CHoke me!"
😂😂😂😂
Julia Uhl i
Choke me choke me😅😂🤣🤣😂😅😅😂🤣🤣😅😂😂
"choke me choke me" i died
A tree cosplaying as josh dun is my next Halloween costume
Emo Trash oh yeaaaah😹❤️
lmfao yes
They're so perfect for each other 😂😂😂
Haha I absolutely love this! You crack me up so hard
Alex Faction omg! I love your channel
Alex Faction this kinda reminded me of your video!
Coxoxo
They'll be cleaning up glitter for days.😂
migirl13 decades
Centuries!
cosmological decades
RaceGirlJ67 Floyd fucking millions of light years
I remember when this video came out and i tweeted at jenna a screenshot of julien (its at the very end of the video where he makes that face) with the caption "he sees you when you're sleeping" and she liked it, that moment will forever make me smile i hope it made her laugh. Crazy how long ago that was. I love and miss you Jenna, i truly hope shes living her best life.
"I like my beard just like i like my coffee, whithout glue in it"
.
JUNK IN THE TRUNK CHUNK IN THE FRONT IM DEAD
now everyone knows Jenna has way more views and likes than that. TH-cam has something to do w this
Erika Garibay I was wondering...
Girl its some bs
Erika Garibay I've been thinking the same thing
***** TH-cam is trippin
***** but why would they censor this video...unless I don't remember correctly, there was nothing really objectionable in it...
my favorite julien quote will always be “junk in the trunk and chunk in the front”
Jenna: "You are *WET* with glue"
Julien: "No, don't tell me what I am. Where I am on the moisture spectrum is my business and mine alone." 😂😂
YASSS dat Josh Dun shout out!
Amanda Bailly yas |-/
Amanda Bailly |-/
|-/ hey frens
Amanda Bailly I got so excited when they said his name 😂 |-/
|-/
Just a reminder that people should only use cosmetic glitter on their face, craft glitter is dangerous around the eyes
That being said this video was hilarious and I loved every second on it 😂
No pain no gain
Holly Protoolis I've never heard of that, but now I'm scared. Ha
Samantha Robinson I read a story where this lady had to get her eyeball removed because glitter scratched her eye and it got infected. That stuff is no joke!
Dani Taylor yes! It ruined my sisters eyesight!!
“Junk in the trunk and chunk in the front” “because she had a really chunky penis” those are the best things I’ve ever heard lmfao!!!
"Nobody wanted this" the look on his face😂😂😂
"Goodbye. See you later beez. Meet me outside and KILL ME PLEASE" I'M CRYING😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Glitter herpes. Meet me outside and KILL ME PLZ"
i cant believe julien just poured the entire pot of red glitter on the table its gonna be EVERYWHERE for the rest of your LIFE
michelle huizen Have to make sure that Kermit doesn't get into the glitter like last time when he got into the craft supplies.
michelle huizen glitter herpes…. There is no cure
can’t believe this video is 8 years old 😭 i remember watching this when it was first posted. it’s christmas season 2024 and i’m here for my annual rewatch ❤️💚 love you jenna, and i hope you’re well
SHE LOOKS SO PRETTY IN THIS!!
“We’re not married” no longer applies. Congrats on the wedding j&j 💕
next halloween im dressing up as a christmas tree cosplaying as Josh Dun
Taylor Young yes
Taylor Young i want Tyler to do that
Taylor Young |-/
Taylor Young same lol |-/
jsnsnd
'I'm divorcing you'
'We're not married!'
Ha! Now yall are. Congrats Jenna and Julien! ^_^ I miss your videos Jenna but you're happy and honestly that's all I can ask! Enjoy your happy ever after with your best friend
"I'm divorcing you"
"Were not married!"
Mrs.Pilla ' yet
Mrs.Pilla ' when julien is lowkey hinting
"CHOKE ME" Dan Howell is quaking
"Tree cosplaying as Josh Dun" HAHAHA THIS IS AMAZING 🎄
I miss you Jenna! I hope you have a wonderful Christmas
Am I the only one re-watching Jenna's videos after she quit TH-cam? I respect her decision, but I miss her so much.😢😭
i LIVE for when Julien says my GOD at 5:40 i die omg
also 5:11
"Where I am on the moisture spectrum is my business and my business alone" honestly I feel like Julien's humor is way underrated this cracked me up so much
Junk in the trunk, and chunk in the JUNK.
i didn't know it was possible to love her anymore, but when she mentioned josh dun i got very happy and now i love her even more than i did before
I'm moving houses and I stopped for a bit just to watch this
Padmja Sopori I stopped watching my gay anime men (which is extremely important) to watch this lol
Noble Duck lmao wut
yeah sameee hereeee dudeeeeee +Noble Duck
Stress relief!
Padmja Sopori same!
so i showed this video to my mom and totally forgot about the chunky penis moment. naturally i'm McFreakin Losin It because i'm sitting there watching my 59 year old conservative christian mother while y'all are talkin about chunky penises. she ended up laughing so hard she scared our cat, and subscribed to your channels and turned notifications on 😂
Moms r people too. They laugh once in a while. Glad u were able to make ur mom laugh. I cracked up with this vid. I had to show my friend. He thinks all of these vids r stupid, but yet I catch him laughing too.
“McFreakin Losin It” is a work of art.
"do you want a josh dun eyeshadow?"
*me every morning talking to myself*
"just go introduce yourself to our new neighbors, they're not that scary"
*the new neighbors* 5:53
Im inlove with Juliens glitterbeard!
Same
I didn't want to watch this because I hate glitter but it was worth it.
Al ჻ 。 how can you hate glitter aka actual stardust
Martin Amarilla Glitter is cool and all but I'd never wear it like some people love to and it just gets everywhere. It can get messy real quick and you just know at least one speck of it will NEVER leave the room you had it in.
CT idk man i wish my room was covered in glitter tbh
Martin Amarilla AHAHAHA I mean I have a lot of glitter, it going everywhere doesn't stop me from using it, but that was more for when I did "crafts". Now I just have it sitting in a box.
Al ჻ 。 I H8 GLITTER TOO AY
I know this is late but I just wanted to say something
When it's Christmas eve and chill and he gives you this look 2:37
"Does it feel good at least?" "Literally no" 😂
what's your religion....Anti red cup😂
Solo cups offend me
Anyone else get excited when she mentioned Josh Dun
fundun mE
fundun WHERE MY CLIQUE AT
Madi Fossum YAS |-/
fundun I diD i FrEaKEd OUt. mE loVe JoSh DuN.
fundun me
Jenna is so pretty in this video 😭😭 I love her sm
Junk in the trunk and chunk in the front 😂😂😂
Libby x
Sexy af
THE creepiest face Julien has ever made
I love that he always coughs on you and you say ewww
choke me choke Me ....ummm shit just got real .Julie youre getting goofier every day
nicole leos ikr?
when this is the only jenna marbles video you haven’t seen and you’ve just been rewatching all her videos because most of the rest of youtube kind of sucks now but you’re just excited to see something new
julien is the only one that can compete with your sense of humor lmfao
this video has inspired me to put glitter on my beard
Omg i love your videos so much 😂
touchdalight Me too
you're so hot i subscribed! 😍😂
touchdalight subscribed !!!!!
I like my beard like I like my coffee.
How's that?
Without glue.
Jenna in her mind: But Julien, *EVERTHING IS GLUE!*
God bless Jenna for leaving us all her videos. She is a true lightworker.