Shane vs Cat 📰 PEW NEWS📰
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Outro:
Animation: / jae55555
Song: / @iamactuallyjakehill - บันเทิง
Homosexuality is not a choice. It's something forced on you when J.K. Rowling decides it's your time
FU
Celephaith lol 😂😂😂😂
@Generic Username gayness-note
Celephaith yes so accurate 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 there’s people around here who tell the truth 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
H e c c
Jk Rowling: PewDiePie and TSeries are actually a couple.
Omg this comment should be top
*Biggest plot twist ever, M. Night Shyamalan has nothing on this!*
Haha made you 70 instead of 69
Marty, can you write a song about this? 😁
plot twist: tseries is marzias channel
1998: I did not have sexual relations with that woman
2019: I did not have sexual relations with that cat
Fr
F
A blast to the past
2219: I did not have sexual relations with that alien.
2519: I did not have sexual relations with that 5th dimensional being
You could watch this video now and everything would still be relevant
History repeats it self
Houda Kas I just did.
So true!
Why don’t people learn 😩
But didn't we say that what they did in the past stays in the past
Since they changed from their past behavior
Or am I missing something here?
Oop
No one:
JK Rowling: Ron actually wasnt afraid of spiders. He was afraid of his sexual attraction to them
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Thats why I’m scared of ants
Don't give her idea
pls noo 😢
Alpha Luna No one:
JK Trolling: Ron has met Ant Man and Spider Man
Nobody:
Jk rowling: i didn't actually write harry potter.
Nobody:
Jk Rowling: I’m gay!
All the evidence points to this being true. When you look at the things she actually writes on social media, it definitely doesn't seem like the same person.
That would make swnse as all of her other stuff is shit
Look for Joe King Rawling
Nobody:
J.k Rowling: all the characters are black.
Shane's thing isn't aging well again HAHA
Trueee
😂😂
Truth
@@rocketgrunttori why did this make me laugh'
someday you will become successful" I believe in you"
What if J.K. is actually standing for "just kidding" hmmmmm?
Good point
It stands for joesph kalin dip shit
BarneyAb You do realize this a joke?
@@barneyab2177 r/woosh
BarneyAb better delete that shit before I wooosh your ass in to the next life
Nobody:
J.K Rowling: Ron Weasley is a black ginger
This gets better if you turn around the first three letters of the last word...
@@fidelcastro8481 my mind already did it
ron weasley is gay tho
lmao
Uhm; Black, Blondhair, Ginger.**
1:52
I am Brazilian so english is not my native language, I didn't know what "foreskin" was so I googled it and ended up searching for it in the images section... I regret my decision
NOSSA KKKKKKKKK
awww that’s so cute
„Naive“
@@dfreez A mistake almost intended
Same dude, but I am costarrican
Press: so which characters are gay?
J.K. Rowling: Yes
KOWALSKI ANALYSIS LMAFO
J.K Rowling: *ALL OF THEM*
i am proud of you doggo
Nobody:
This comment section: *repetitive*
NPCs at work
Nobody:
You: Accurate
Love your work Don.
👏Ahem👏
U n d e r r a t e d
C o m m e n t
@@a.p.b5520 I got some news for you
No one:
JK Rowling: Professor Snape was a single mother
original
Did i just read a dead meme?
No one:
J.K. Rowling: Finally told my parents that they're gay
Good... Greif...
Coming Out story of the century
Congrats you can read reddit.
Ahahahahahahah
@@TheLiduma and don't forget black .
No one:
JK Rowling: Voldemort has a nose
I'm A Fan And he’s gayer than the other characters
Voldemort has a vagina
Ocean Void 😂
*gasps* a nose? now that's too far!
@@astronomicallybased545 for a nose
Shane should have asked for pewds help for the recent apology
dont think pewds would help him. i know this is a joke, but he wouldnt help such a dumbass like shane.
I think there's no apologies that can make it right.
@@loum6568 not even pewdiepie can save him 💀
No one:
J.k Rowling: pewdiepie actually has legs
**gasps* while leaning back into infinity
She's such an idiot
Lies
Its a human of course he has legs! Smh.
I have no since of humoor i was gonna correct you but i saw your name. Lmao
99% of the comments are jk Rowling jokes.
is this one of them as well
Zaina Saif Recolor isn’t it philosopher’s stone
And its annoying
@@paprika2946 not in murica
1% are comments like this
Why not just make Draco gay?
It’s literally what everyone expected.
*cough* drarry *cough*
its what we all wanted but never deserved
*drarry*
All I want is for her to say that Draco and Harry are gay for each other
Drarry fandom will die 🐍🦁🙏🙏🙏
Draco wasn't really a nice guy to Harry ( bully) so why people ships them? Fujoshi are weird
Ron was Asian all along
The reveal we need.
Hermione was Indian all along.
Harry was bi and into pegging all along.
@@spiceyblueroyalhoney1225 Hahahha I am dead best comment
You seriously never noticed? Hats off to you for not seeing race
No one:
JK Rowling:Hermione is black but she's albino so you cant tell
What's albino?
Ellen chattergirl a person who is black but is infact pale white with blonde hair, search it up, it's interesting
@@Ellenchattergirl
Pigment
No existo
JK: *HERMIONE HAD VITILIGO AND BLEACHED HER SKIN!*
@Ellen chattergirl A black person who's white.
i think?
search it up
Straight people: I am straight
JK ROWLING: Well yes, but actually no
Logic:
Jk Rowling: *Well yes, but actually no*
Trans women: I’m a woman
JK ROWLING: Well yes, but actually no
Wait...
Brie Larson: Is that like A personal attack or something?!
People: Well yes, but actually no
Meme: Good guess, but actually no
Title: pEwNeWs
Pewds: meme 👏 review 👏
*illusion 100*
J.K. Rowling literally made a fanficiton, it's called Harry Potter and the Cursed Child
Nah it's called Shane dawson and the beastiality curse
Now there may be a sequel ;-; I gave up at this point
RaincloudTheDragon J.K. Actually didn’t write that but yes, it is crap
That wasn't Rowling
Nobody:
J.k Rowling: Voldemort has the n word pass
No wonder he was so powerful.
Lmao
Sam Duck this is actually true
Sam Duck he was the d a r k lord
@@jakthesac5175 legal then
The fact that Samuel L Jackson's face fits so well on hagrid has me questioning my very existence
Alpha Luna same......
It has brought meaning into my existence
I had to do a double take on that one lmao
commented
Who u calling S.L.J?
“ be nice and support Shane everyone.” lol that didn’t age well
What happened now?
@@kaveriv9193 kids didn't like jokes and got mad
@@orie._. More like adults (even real actors) have always been mad at Shane for putting/referencing kids in adult-like content. Plus Shane won't acknowledge it. Simple
@@orie._. he's also made pedo jokes thats fucked up
@@kaveriv9193 watch dangelo's video on shane dawson and it will make sence
"I can really relate to him" PEWDS STOP RIGHT THERE
Hahahahah
Nobody:
PewDiePie: THIS GAME IS STILL RELEVANT GOD DAMMIT
Lmao
I read this comment the exact moment he said it lol
LOL!!
Holy sheet I got the 1000th like
Pewdiepej is nz terarist
Nobody:
JK Rowling: Shane Dawson's cat is gay.
my dad said he would buy me a lizard if i hit 12k in 1 day, help me out bros
Plot twist: JK Rowling is gay
r/iamveryrandom
dang exposed cold
jk boobs
My parents are deaf and I found this so funny (my mom thinks of subtitles in her head when she thinks and my dad thinks of his own hands signing to himself when he thinks) 😂👍
MARPY MARPS well thats is recessive genes
So are you deaf or are you just a carrier of being deaf
Or did they go deaf
that's what i expected lol
R u deaf? Or are you gay
@@jacobgarza5921 this comment is golden
@@jacobgarza5921 its a simple spell but quite unbreakable
Me watching this video after all the Shane Dawson controversy: 👁👄👁
It just got recommend to me and now I'm scared
Lol I love his old vids but I just unsubscribed to him because all of this
Me:
Has a Shane binge
My recommendations:
Ah yes has Shane in title of course you want all these hate videos
Me:
@@rachel.770 um...I have no idea what that controversy is .....kindly tell
@@maherozreza2337 Shane has repeated examples of sexualizing minors, animals, and grooming his fans to be more prone to abuse by teaching them raping minors is just a funny joke. DeAngelo Wallace did a great expose on the situation
Nobody:
Jk Rowling: Pewdiepie and Elon Musk had an intense Sexual Relationship
PewDiePie and. *BRAD
That's true right ?
Nobody:
JK Rowling: Pewdiepie, F-series and Elon Musk had an intense threesome.
Marzia:Am I a joke to you?
wrong *have
*when we yawn, do deaf people think we are screaming??*
Thanks you made me yawn!👌
r/showerthoughts
Stolen comment
THIS MADE ME START YAWNING BUT IT WAS RUINED BY LAUGHTER WHEN FINISHED READING
@@ben3142 your welcome 👌
The thumbnail is absolutely killing me
To quote d’angelo Wallace:
“Do I think l Shane do that with his cat?
It doesn’t matter, because he is on camera doing much worse things to animals.”
Poor kitty...
Thank you and he does stuff to kids I'll give pewds the benefit of the doubt though this came out a lil bit before shane rlly was shown for who he is
Thank God J.K. Rowling finished Harry Potter before she went crazy.
IKR
I'm the same age as Emma. I was in love with her, now not so much.
Wait she's actually going crazy?
@@Fidelitye Yes but actually Yes.
she’s probably going to write another one to “fix” everything
J.K. Rowling reveals that J.K. Rowling was gay all along.
How to properly clean your metal computer mmmm
Amazing news
How to properly clean your metal computer omg that she was a dude
JK Rowing reveals that your mom gay
J.K Rowling - middle aged British woman desperately trying to stay relevant.
1:00 Pewd’s accent made it funnier.
Fun fact: lot of people who were born deaf and never bothered with any type of aids or surgery, actually sign to themselves while thinking.
shane has left the c(h)at
He don't pull out
Shane has left the (c)hat
chat actually mean cat in french
And then entered it, and left it, and entered it and then came
Nobody:
Comment section: 99% JK Rowling jokes
Chompa Pele *everybody*
*
you can register for channel help me, please. i am Vietnamese
J.K. Rowling: This person is gay
@@tyentbonto5641 Chompa Pele everybody
Me: *turns on my computer*
Me to discord: Why are you running. Why are you running?
one of those memes I always hear when reading it
nobody:
jk rowling: i actually wrote lord of the rings
Yes that's why gandalf is gay
JK Rowling confirms Shane inspired her to create hermione’s cat’s relationship with hermione
I-
Ayyo kremit
Stop commenting
Who Tf names their kid *Just Kidding*
@@nordvpn1849 Translation: you're already
Nobody:
Pewdiepie: *PRONOUNCES DOBBY AS DOBIE*
PrutteHans Thats the correct way bud. They say it that way in the movie.
Connor Gingg no they don’t
How else do you pronounce it dummy
@@connorgingg6103 have you ever watched the movies lmao
@@connorgingg6103 Look up any clip. They say it like "DOBBIE", but pewdiepie says "DOOBIE" or "DOEBIE"
This video didn’t age well with the other Shane shit that came out
The J.K part is still really funny tho
When it says pew news but it’s actually meme review.
When it’s actually meme review but it’s actually you laugh you slav
No one :
J K Rowling : Hermione is a gay man trapped in a woman's body.
So she’s straight
Wait a minute...
So he/she can ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)...
@@haydenwalter3799 hMmmMmmMmmm
Rohan Shetty basically a lesbian
Cat: _exists_
Shane: *i just got the chills*
Is this cat a *SOCIOPATH?*
Inside the mind of shane dawson
How about Shane Dawson does a inside the mind on himself lmao
And now shane is getting backlash for literally saying a million pedophilic comments. That all sounded genuine.
deadass, i’m rewatching this and i’m laughing my ass off at the Shane Bits.
Literally no one:
JK Rowling: *Harry can turn black and say the n word*
Harry Potter and The Quest for N-Word Pass
HitzCritz I'm gonna say the N Word
Neville Longbottom
*He's also gay but secretly he is straight too*
“how many characters do you want to be gay in harry pot-“
jk rowling: *YES*
Omg😂😂😂😂
*jk rowling reveals harry is a pot*
Harry Potter readers: * exists *
J.K Rowling: I diagnose with the big gay
Aged like fine wine
Absolutely nobody:
Entire Comment Section: *J.K. Rowling*
Ikr
Wouldn't it be.... Absolutely EVERYONE: JK ROWLING
@@jafri2645 no
Absolutely nobody :
Absolutely nobody :
Entire comment section : *J.K Rowling*
you forgot the "Lamo"
Literally no one:
J.K. Rowling: *STRAIGHT PEOPLE DON'T EXIST*
"It's not my fault I'm gay mom!
It's Jk Rowlings fault!"
nobody:
jk rowling: Shane Dawson and his cat had an intense sexual relationship
Travis so did i
Copied
She's not wrong
✨ entanglement ✨
@@uglyasmflol MHA is garbage
T-series: so did I win against pewdiepie?
Pewdiepie: Well yes, but actually no.
*PEWDIEPIE RISES AGAIN*
*marvel infinity war theme*
Wait idiot wait😏
Wait wtfff
Great Day Dreamer🤣🤣🤣
Pewdiepie: T series, i am your father
Literally no one:
J.K Rowling: simba will be gay in the new lion king
Shane: come here kitty
cat: ah shit here we go again
Literally nobody:
J.K Rowling: Shane Dawson’s cat is gay!
I just saw the comments and saw that someone already commented this.
J.K. Rowling reveals that the initials J.K. Meant just kidding all along
Giving. you
Love it
if I had a dollar for every pixel of this video, I would have 75 cent.
😁😁😁
zubair avi SAVAGE
zubair avi ha ha 😂😂
Haha
It might be 72 actually
meme review disguised as pew news
How much do you like cats on a scale from Alinity to Shane Dawson? 😭
👁👄👁
Someone give them a medal
You can tell that JK Rowling is joking. *It’s right in her name.*
Jk see me rowling
fucc u
I've seen this exact comment in other places 👀
JK ROWLING AHAHAHAHAH
This genuinely made me blow air out my nose
As a actual deaf person (or just really hard on hearing) , I personally enjoy the deaf memes
😌👏🏻 thanks man, very cool
👊👎👍✌👎👋💪👈🙌✋☝
ShitpostCircle CAN YOU HEAR WHAT IM SAYING?????
But what language do you think in? *Hmmmmmmm*
I'm hard of hearing as well
This video didn’t age well...
wdym
@@ratsare_cool6498 the Shane Dawson part
Lmao TH-cam knew exactly what it was doing by recommending this rn 😭😂😂
Pewds:*playing with his cat*
Cat:*PULL OUT MEAT SCEPTER*
Ma rti ok
Today I did my part in the battle against T-series. At the end of my English presentation I said "thanks for watching this episode of meme*clap* review*clap*" and put sub to pewdiepie on a sign and walked across the playground
Age well this did
I listened to that podcast episode where Shane talked about his cat. I'm not sure if he came on his cat, but he definitely rubbed his privates on the cat's belly with the cat lying on it's back.
What was weirder for me was how casual he was talking about it. He could've been talking about what he had for lunch that day - it was so casual like it's just something people did. I felt uncomfortable and conflicted about it that I stopped listening to him after that.
Fast forward to today? It makes sense he's a sociopath
9:28
Trying to make the place a better world.
- Pewds (2019)
dude, it took me 15 seconds to find out what's wrong in this lol
@@grete5526 lol
To do that you must subscribe to pewdiepie
took me so long, lol
Lel
"Just point at the G-fuel, where did Shane touch you"
Petition to nominate this quote for Pewdiepie quote of the year.
6:13
Where do I sign?
Whamen aren't video games
stolen commen tfrom me
@@bygonegamer5960 I read your channel name as, be gone Bonner.
Even tho that's not what it says... same tho.😆
1+ this
"be nice and support shane dawson"
well that aged like milk
I'm loving rewatching all this old shane/trish/james charles shit from Felix's perspective ...in a vid about the Jake Paul series, he's like, "I have a lot of respect for Shane, I think it was a great video" and I'm like 😬
Nobody:
Jk Rowling: I never specified my skin color
Everyone: *[visible confusion]*
Yay, TH-cam deleted it's favourite show...
*clap clap* meme DELETE
Aghate Wahedi youtubes favorite cat
No one:
Gloria borger: *I'm not supposed to give my opinion **_BUT_*
Ishaan Walia thank god
I love that the king set everybody straight on the whole shane bull
...well this aged well...
*_If Meme Review is TH-cam’s favourite show, then why did TH-cam take it down?_*
🤔
Because they corrupt.
Daniel Sambar youtube doesn’t want the truth
Facts
Ok
Ikr
Nobody:
J.K. Rowling: Bi the way...
Nobody:
Leaves the first comment
3.141592653598723238
shapeshiftingpedro lmfaoonwitw
Its weird because my name is Shane and I have a cat too. Pewds repeating my name in the video made me feel uncomfortable
12:23 "Aw Gawd, I know the feeling"
Now: I GET IT NOW!
*Nobody:*
*Literally Everyone in the comments:* Nobody:
Sebbel now this, my friend, is gold
I am glad that our joke is getting some likes
This is the most meta thing I have ever seen in my entire fucking life
@@FroggyTheNinja So no gulag today huh?
@@ricardohoang8452 communism am I right?
Thought J.K Rowling was an old man until a month ago
Perhaps you are confusing her with J. R. R. Tolkien?
🤣
Same
Uncultured swine
ClockworkSentinel Or George R. R. Martin?
Damn there are a lot of R. R. writers.
I saw Fraser, Gus, and Eddie in the first couple minutes of this and it makes me happy. 😂💗
100 mil congrats
Nobody:
J.K.Rowling: Gloria Borger and Poppy Harlow had an intense sexual relationship
Just felix beating his meat
Lesbian?
Have you heard that Ron is a transgender being made canon?
This comment has 420 likes
@@musicoruu But Felix, Gloria Borger, and Poppy Harlow are the same person.
_"go support Shane, also Shane, happy marriage :)"_
Me: *HAPPINESS LOUD NOISE OML*
I just laughed because of your accent when you said, "gomenasai" and "sumimasen" 😅😂
Vox: *Writes article about PewDiePie laughing at deaf memes*
PewDiePie: “Gloria Borger is actually canonically deaf”
Nobody:
J.K. Rowling: T-Series is a horcrux Pewdipie created
But what if that is true?
I mean, why is 🅱️series passing pewdiepie and pewdiepie repassing it back? Why did it appear out of nowhere anyway? Why is he going up in subs so fast now when he clearly wasn't making good progress at about 64 mil subs?...
🅱️series is obviously created by pewdiepie to get to 100mil subs and see what youtube will do for him...
But that's just a theory, a G4Me theory...
SUBSCRIBE TO PEWDIEPIE
Plot twist: pewdiepie is T series.
Pewdiepie*
Vegito Sama pewdiepie*
Plot twist Bhushan Kumar is friend of Pewds
The tumbnail is on point
I got a advertisement about cats when you were talking abt Shan Dawson
Literally anything: *Exists*
Jk Rowling: i diagnose you with gay
You’re a Wizard
You're a wizard Harry, now come out of the closet under the stairs.
I know we’re you got that profile pic from it’s from when naruto was fighting pain and he was getting beat up
Felix mispronouncing Harry Potter character's names for 14 minutes straight
Hermione in the polish version is Hermiona, pronounced as hecking Her-myo-nah and I keep mispronouncing her name as well so I relate to pewdiepies problem lmao
@@meynari same here, but other language, also slavic
@@Deeznuts-jw1ep hello fellow slav nine year old
He did say he wasn't gay.
Watching Harry Potter is *gay*