At least you're going to get under par right? I'm still watching the video so don't tell me. Edit: Well, you are now the drift King and the Duke of golfing hazards.
Weird how in this game everyone screams in excitement when a bomb is on the course. But when I go down to the local range with a bomb everyone screams and runs away???
One time excitement can't distract you from the crushing reality where you dedicated your entire career to golf of all sports, and didn't even get to play
"And Andrew Lear has pulled out an M1911, and popped a cap in Jack Nicklaus' ass." "Yes Dave, an interesting strategy on Lear's part, as doing so is at least a Voluntary Manslaughter, possibly even first degree, which could lead to life imprisonment, but could easily mean a spot in the final course, and the long sought-after golden jacket. We'll have to see how this pans out" "Exactly Aaron, such plays are rare but game-changing. If it works, it could set a new precedent of strategies fellow players will employ."
Golf gets a lot more interesting when you figure out there isn't really an out of bounds. Sometimes you just hit it into the neighborhood a mile away and have to go on a little adventure.
@@iexist2882 I live in the US, if I want to watch people act like they have brain damage and can't make logical decisions, I'll just go grocery shopping.
@@mejhdhhicbfshihids652 well the putter especially because it’s vertical like the driver. So you’d have to be _real_ angry to angle the 9 iron like a driver
Mario is not a alcoholic. He is a drugs edict. He just can not function with out his shrooms and goes full tripping if he takes the star shaped LSD. But can we really blame him? Have you seen what crazy shit he has to do as a plumber?
@@totaldan99 Who Mario? He does not really hid the fact that he runs after a mushrooms and murders wild life that gets in his way. the only reason he is after the Princes is that she has even more dugs.
Former caddy here, the speed golf mode is very realistic. Whenever I had to double bag (carry two bags at once) I was basically running around the course like Mario trying to get the clubs/yardage for the members. Nintendo really out did themselves with this one.
10:25 That reminds me of a story… Once I was driving the golf cart for my father, while my cousin, uncle and grandfather all crammed themselves into one golf cart ahead of us. They had come to a complete stop in front of my father and I, and while I whole-heartedly meant to press the brake, I instead accidentally slammed the accelerator, smashing into the back of their golf cart while the three of them were getting out, and the knock down about sent them down the hill.
'fun' for the whole family, and the neighbors when you lose your grip and take out Fido while Timmy watches in horror, but Fido can wait, it's time for Super Mario Golf Deluxe Ultra!
Golf Mario maker 3 ideas but costumes: Goomba shroom: this causes you to turn into a goomba, you have smaller jumps but deal damage to enemies and players sideways Question mark block suit: your jumps are smaller but if you crouch in the ground, you will become a question mark block Spring suit: you always act like a spring but if you crouch you become a sideways spring Gold shroom: you are invincible but your jumps and speed are decreased Super mario bros. Pow: you can bend anything by hitting it, it acts like hitting a brick, your jump is shorter and you cant jump on enemies Doctor's coat: you can shoot pills that don't ignite but can activate blocks also if you jump on enemies you dont get any bounce Star rod: you get 4 extra but small jumps, can inhale enemies and blow them out to activate blocks (no air blow) Morph ball: you can shoot 5 missiles,infinite lemons ,morph into a ball and 5 bombs, the bombs break blocks and the missiles activate them Poke ball: you can shoot electric bolts to stun enemy stacks, bosses and players also activate blocks Pikmin: there are 7 pikmin, you can choose which one you get and b to throw pikmin (you can only have one pikmin) Red: deals 1 jump of damage per 5 seconds, acts like a fire ball Blue: deals 1 jump of damage per 10 seconds, acts normally when in water and in water night themes Yellow: deals 1 jump of damage per 7 seconds, it can carry items and activate blocks Purple: deals 1 jump of damage, it weighs as much as a muncher, it can trigger pows and destroy blocks just by falling on them White: deals 1 jump of damage per 3 seconds, can survive poison water and destroy munchers Winged: gives you a floatier jump for 10 seconds with a recharge of 5 Rock: deals 1 jump of damage and activates blocks like a orange pow inkling: you can shoot ink balls similarly to links bow that make 3 by 3 ink stains, if you shoot one and it hits the ground it makes a 3 block wide stain but you can activate the inkball earlier by pressing l or r again which affects semisolids and other blocks, if you press down on top of ink you become a squid which makes you clip inside the block you are standing on, you act like you are running in normal ground but like in a cloud in semi solids and other blocks, also water kills you and cleans ink gnw mario: you can teleport 2 blocks forwards by TAPPING left or right your jump just teleports you half way up and then up, your fire balls also teleport but one block left and right pac man: you lock on to enemies and can dash into them in 8 directions and if you run too fast you destroy enemies that touch your mouth backpack: you cant jump but you can carry items builder suit: you have 5 bricks that you can place anywhere like in story mode suspicious knife: you can go into any pipe (warp or not) and exit another one in the same warp, you have a knife stab and you can't be detected by enemies, gizmos or power ups Luma: You can spin and send star bits (coins) at enemies
I love watching Dan play Nintendo games, it’s so relaxing and calming. Feels like being a kid again watching your older friends play games. It’s hard to explain haha
If the Battle Golf mode supports networked multiplayer, I vote that you play a few rounds with the Lads. We all know how much Daithi, Brian and Sean _love_ chaos.
9:30 Yeah. That's half of what made Mario Tennis GB and GBA fantastic! Seems like a lot more love went into this game over Aces, but given how long it's been since the previous Mario Golf I'm happy for the fans.
Mario Golf just got added to the N64 App and I learned how much I suck at it. So, I figured I’d listen to one of my favorite streamers struggle to make me feel better. Thanks, RT!
Hey RT, you should try out like a retro week where you play retro versions of the games you like to play. SimCity 2000, A-Train, stuff like that. I think it would be great!
I'm less concerned of there being bombs on the course and more concerned on how much RT knows about golf. Who has this much knowledge about golf. A menace, that's who
@@suborbitalprocess Or dodgeball with explosives. No, wait, Mario Sports Mix already has that. Edit: I just realized that’s a competitive sport and that I am an idiot.
Oh, I recognise this sport! I played it with a lovely gentleman in the city of Rapture a while ago - although I seem to remember that game ending somewhat differently…
I'm a man of many talents
Golfin"ing
And golf is not one of them
At least you're going to get under par right? I'm still watching the video so don't tell me.
Edit: Well, you are now the drift King and the Duke of golfing hazards.
I guess you could say you’re a Man-y talents.
I can see that
Weird how in this game everyone screams in excitement when a bomb is on the course. But when I go down to the local range with a bomb everyone screams and runs away???
Clearly you forgot to put eyes on your bomb. It puts people off.
@@Msoulwing shit I also forgot the crown, but still!
@@JJ_0824 well that is just undecadent. A naked bomb. The audacity.
@@sirBrouwer I apologize from the bottom of my heart truly 😞
Hate when that happens
They used to call him the golf king back in college
“Golf me daddy”
@@joe_pinch toes
@@joe_pinch Memory eraser companies are thriving after that comment
Someone else reply so I can say fore
@@bilingualistic8514 Bullets are in even higher demand after that
Even if someone is literally being murdered in golf, the announcers would still be as bored as humanly possible
One time excitement can't distract you from the crushing reality where you dedicated your entire career to golf of all sports, and didn't even get to play
"And Andrew Lear has pulled out an M1911, and popped a cap in Jack Nicklaus' ass."
"Yes Dave, an interesting strategy on Lear's part, as doing so is at least a Voluntary Manslaughter, possibly even first degree, which could lead to life imprisonment, but could easily mean a spot in the final course, and the long sought-after golden jacket. We'll have to see how this pans out"
"Exactly Aaron, such plays are rare but game-changing. If it works, it could set a new precedent of strategies fellow players will employ."
Followed by polite golf clapping.
and now we are on hole 12, hole 13, hole 14 in the victims body...
@@energymaster22 what no hole 15? oh wait, that ones been played too many times already... nevermind
"How do we make golfing interesting?"
"Cardio and explosions"
Mario Golf Super Rush: directed by Michael Bay
@@TimeturnerJ best response Lmaooo
Terrorism, obviously. Don't like the other players? Blow 'em up.
Finally, Golf 2
And shitty controls apparently
Golf gets a lot more interesting when you figure out there isn't really an out of bounds. Sometimes you just hit it into the neighborhood a mile away and have to go on a little adventure.
@Ned Looker ... I've never seen any episodes of Mr bean but sure
@Ned Looker I probably will not watch it but thanks
@@unknowncreature-0069 WHAT???? But seriously though, mr bean is a must watch, at least imo
@@iexist2882 I live in the US, if I want to watch people act like they have brain damage and can't make logical decisions, I'll just go grocery shopping.
@@hossdelgado626 “That’s rough buddy”- Prince Zuko
As someone who plays golf, I can assure you that my skills don’t translate well into this game.
You aren’t alone Daniel.
Reminds me of something l heard long ago: "In most cases, you can either play Guitar Hero or actual guitar. Not both."
For example, you could use the putter as a driver if you hit hard enough. I mean it’ll damage the putter but still possible
@@snarfymcsnarfface2323 You can use anything as a driver if your angry enough
@@mejhdhhicbfshihids652 well the putter especially because it’s vertical like the driver.
So you’d have to be _real_ angry to angle the 9 iron like a driver
@@snarfymcsnarfface2323 as someone who knows nothing about golf other than 'hit ball into hole'... yes
As someone who plays golf as a pastime this incredibly accurate
@Jo Amon *spy looks up with pleased surprise*
Yes it’s almost painful
"A man who cant _________ plays ________"
-60% of Daniel's titles
Never change a running system.
"A man who can't drink plays eating simulator"
making incompetense into comedy for content, good enough for me
Helps with the algorithm
"A man who doesn't have a life plays game of life"
Hes not the only one that's gonna have many strokes
He already won this hole
.........nice
Thatcher
@@kawaiicake8038 so have I.... ;)
Two main interpretations.
Lethal, and lewd.
“ why’s there so much firepower” is a phrase that should not be used to describe golf
GOLF, General Ordinance and Laser Firing.
@@gearhead743 We were gonna put System after, but Golf sounds better then Golfs
@@hossdelgado626 it was a reference, and while system works, the implication is that it is an action, not an item.
@@gearhead743 mine was a bad pun. You dont gotta overthink it
Last time I was this early Mario wasn’t an alcoholic, and Luigi’s life hadn’t crumbled into a pit of self loathing.
I know, 2020’s been rough on all of us
Mario is not a alcoholic. He is a drugs edict. He just can not function with out his shrooms and goes full tripping if he takes the star shaped LSD. But can we really blame him? Have you seen what crazy shit he has to do as a plumber?
But toad was still a crackhead
@@sirBrouwer so whens that edict coming out
@@totaldan99 Who Mario? He does not really hid the fact that he runs after a mushrooms and murders wild life that gets in his way.
the only reason he is after the Princes is that she has even more dugs.
"no, he didnt hit the tree because he's perfect"
Toad just sitting at +4
The intro having Mario win just because an explosion was set off is literally just Caddyshack.
Mario is canonically a Caddyshack character.
Everybody gangsta until Mario goes star mode on a Golf ball
Former caddy here, the speed golf mode is very realistic. Whenever I had to double bag (carry two bags at once) I was basically running around the course like Mario trying to get the clubs/yardage for the members. Nintendo really out did themselves with this one.
Finally, RT can use his experience of clubbing baby seals to good use by using it on Toad.
@Jo Amon Dear god!
@Jo Amon No!
@@snarfymcsnarfface2323 it contains a bucket!
@@leodavis4242 just double checking did you get the reference?
@@snarfymcsnarfface2323 well yes. I literally commented the next part of the quote 😂🤦♂️
Love how Nintendo decided to add artillery strikes to golf.
This is some Bosnian Ape Society stuff.
@@mslabo102s2 Can your golf club set defend against a main battle tank?
@@hybrid_lives have you heard of the tennison gambit intercontinental ballistic missile variation, truly great in golf
RT's first-ever shot in this game is a bunker.
That sounds about right.
Finally, I want die has a canon adventure with the Mario gang
At some points it was more of a cannon adventure
I want die is now canon to the cinematic mario universe
“The less humane the sport, the more entertaining it is” no wonder American football is so popular.
Its only bad if they never walk again, but a few Drain Bamages just make for a good season. - NFL.. I guess
This is why boxing is so popular. Punch Little Jimmy now, get money later
Golf 2. Electric boogaloo. Or just warcrimes. Most probably golf warcrimes.
Golf 2: now with 7% more balls and 100% more warcrimes
@@bilingualistic8514 lmao
What do you mean?? you cant have rt without warcrimes that's a given my dude
The Gulf Golf wars, Punished Toad addition
8:30 All I could think of was “When Toadette is getting railed”… that’s when I realized I’m too far gone to be saved
Deluxe :)
Deluxe :)
Deluxe :)
wrong comment section Joe.
Crabocalyps Gaming :(
“i guess some terrorism happened on the court today”
my favorite aspect of golf
You can't spell Gulf War without golf! Sorta.
Remember kids, the existence of God is contingent on RT winning at golf.
It's amazing how RT manages to make motion control games look like the most complex mechanisms in gaming
the battle golf is literally just a reflavoured punishment of Sisyphus
Damn unoriginal game designers, ripping off the underworld.
*Alt title:* Irish man somehow commits war crimes while playing golf.
Don't question it, but they added bossfights to golf. Just don't question it.
They did the same with tennis and no one questioned that, so…
Obviously that means we'll get boss fight in the new Mario soccer game :)
Most melodramatic opening for a golf game ever.
I like golf when you get to physically assault your competitors.
I love it when my special gate fills up and I get to shot everyone in the leg
ok, Happy Gilmore
Honest the mario golf people should be in charge of the next pokemon if BoTW team is too busy to advise.
This would be fun to see you play with the Irish lads.
It's totally a new experience to watch the adventure mode whitout the youtuber going on a tangent about toadette getting railed
_huh_
Heh, I get it.
Deluxe has officially tainted my view of Toadette
ah, so this is where he learnt his seal clubbing skills.
10:25
That reminds me of a story…
Once I was driving the golf cart for my father, while my cousin, uncle and grandfather all crammed themselves into one golf cart ahead of us. They had come to a complete stop in front of my father and I, and while I whole-heartedly meant to press the brake, I instead accidentally slammed the accelerator, smashing into the back of their golf cart while the three of them were getting out, and the knock down about sent them down the hill.
The idea of sports except with the balls on fire really puts a different meaning to “You’re on a hot streak”.
Golf is the weirdest sport to make an action game out of. Chess would've made more sense for Mario than this.
There is an official Mario chess set. You can buy it.
To be honest, if you really wanted to, you could play chess with Amiibos.
Rooks are just thumps, pawns goomba or Toads, bishop's are yoshi. I'd play it
@@cathl4953 Waluigi, you need to ask?
I don't know, there's a surprising amount of crazy-ass golf games out there.
"Were you having nightmares of double bogeys?"
They had the opportunity to make a bogey man joke and they squandered it.
Return of John Golf
"I'll show you a Mario Golf: Super Rush!!!"
"It's finally my chance to shine!"
- Famous last words
i’ve never seen someone be so concerned during and intro sequence
Now with the new golf Joycon attachment, you can shatter the screen of your tv, while having fun playing Mario golf!
It’s Wii Sports all over again!
'fun' for the whole family, and the neighbors when you lose your grip and take out Fido while Timmy watches in horror, but Fido can wait, it's time for Super Mario Golf Deluxe Ultra!
Golf Mario maker 3 ideas but costumes:
Goomba shroom: this causes you to turn into a goomba, you have smaller jumps but deal damage to enemies and players sideways
Question mark block suit: your jumps are smaller but if you crouch in the ground, you will become a question mark block
Spring suit: you always act like a spring but if you crouch you become a sideways spring
Gold shroom: you are invincible but your jumps and speed are decreased
Super mario bros. Pow: you can bend anything by hitting it, it acts like hitting a brick, your jump is shorter and you cant jump on enemies
Doctor's coat: you can shoot pills that don't ignite but can activate blocks also if you jump on enemies you dont get any bounce
Star rod: you get 4 extra but small jumps, can inhale enemies and blow them out to activate blocks (no air blow)
Morph ball: you can shoot 5 missiles,infinite lemons ,morph into a ball and 5 bombs, the bombs break blocks and the missiles activate them
Poke ball: you can shoot electric bolts to stun enemy stacks, bosses and players also activate blocks
Pikmin: there are 7 pikmin, you can choose which one you get and b to throw pikmin (you can only have one pikmin)
Red: deals 1 jump of damage per 5 seconds, acts like a fire ball
Blue: deals 1 jump of damage per 10 seconds, acts normally when in water and in water night themes
Yellow: deals 1 jump of damage per 7 seconds, it can carry items and activate blocks
Purple: deals 1 jump of damage, it weighs as much as a muncher, it can trigger pows and destroy blocks just by falling on them
White: deals 1 jump of damage per 3 seconds, can survive poison water and destroy munchers
Winged: gives you a floatier jump for 10 seconds with a recharge of 5
Rock: deals 1 jump of damage and activates blocks like a orange pow
inkling: you can shoot ink balls similarly to links bow that make 3 by 3 ink stains, if you shoot one and it hits the ground it makes a 3 block wide stain but you can activate the inkball earlier by pressing l or r again which affects semisolids and other blocks, if you press down on top of ink you become a squid which makes you clip inside the block you are standing on, you act like you are running in normal ground but like in a cloud in semi solids and other blocks, also water kills you and cleans ink
gnw mario: you can teleport 2 blocks forwards by TAPPING left or right
your jump just teleports you half way up and then up, your fire balls also teleport but one block left and right
pac man: you lock on to enemies and can dash into them in 8 directions and if you run too fast you destroy enemies that touch your mouth
backpack: you cant jump but you can carry items
builder suit: you have 5 bricks that you can place anywhere like in story mode
suspicious knife: you can go into any pipe (warp or not) and exit another one in the same warp, you have a knife stab and you can't be detected by enemies, gizmos or power ups
Luma:
You can spin and send star bits (coins) at enemies
Wha
"This is like Golf obsessed society"
Sooo Scotland basicly
"It's like salt on the wound"
My freshly-tattooed left arm screamed in pain at that thought lmao
17:27 "It's finally my chance to shine"
*Dies*
_~I wanna End Mii~_
_~When Wii all fall asleep, where do Wii go?~_
I love watching Dan play Nintendo games, it’s so relaxing and calming. Feels like being a kid again watching your older friends play games. It’s hard to explain haha
I also like the part where he induces fear in the viewer by screaming
@@Catterjeeo Yea haha
If the Battle Golf mode supports networked multiplayer, I vote that you play a few rounds with the Lads. We all know how much Daithi, Brian and Sean _love_ chaos.
Tennis: On Drugs
Golf: I WILL TAKE MORE DRUGS THEN TENNIS CAN THINK OFF.... and look like the opening of a pokemon game (sword and shield)
17:28
“It’s finally my chance to shine”
*dies*
Everybody gangsta until RT starts to play golf. I don't know if you know this, but you know they they called RT the drift King back in college?
“The frame rate is better than Pokémon, it actually looks better than Pokémon” oooop spittin hard facts
Can't wait for the Mercedes GLA golf cart dlc
9:30 Yeah. That's half of what made Mario Tennis GB and GBA fantastic! Seems like a lot more love went into this game over Aces, but given how long it's been since the previous Mario Golf I'm happy for the fans.
Mario Golf just got added to the N64 App and I learned how much I suck at it. So, I figured I’d listen to one of my favorite streamers struggle to make me feel better. Thanks, RT!
Daniel: "Let's just try a _standard_ game of golf first."
Me: "How many sarcastic air-quotes should I have around 'standard'?"
Hey RT, you should try out like a retro week where you play retro versions of the games you like to play. SimCity 2000, A-Train, stuff like that. I think it would be great!
y'know it seems like Daniel can't do a lot of things now that i think about it
RT: charges the meter right on the flag
Twitch chat: *70%*
The original john golf
Really hope he plays this again with friends. Battle and/or speed golf both seem like they would be just as rage inducing as Mario party
“Surely that’s not in. I’m on a different part of the golf course”
as a bad golfer... the comments during the first game were way too real
When I heard "Nice Shot" at 1:20 I was hit with immediate flashbacks to the masterpiece that is, wii sports.
This is a weirdly accurate representation of how I played Golf in High School T-T
Ah yes, a calm and relaxing game of _battle golf._
Why will they not make another Mario Strikers, literally the most fun football/soccer game ever!
Fuckin bloodsport is what it was. Perfection
Because FIFA and EA would murder their families
The only time I have ever been interested in football. I gave my teammates backstories and everything.
this was the first stream i fully watched and it’s so weird now watching the video and being like “oh hey! i remember that!”
as some one who likes golfing, this game certainly replicates golfing
7:55 "listen buddy, if i dont clap for her I will have lost that hole too!"
I see IWantDie is following John Golf’s footsteps.
1:14 as someone who plays Splatoon it's weird to hear that question being asked and not the opposite of that question
2:26 RT: Uses motion controls
Also RT: Has no clue how motion controls works
Tiger Woods is running!
OH GOD! Tiger Woods has been crushed to a bloody pulp by Chargin' Chuck!
5:35 The way Toad condescendingly yells "YAHOOOOO" As RT hits that shot has me dying ☠️
10:50 me playing badminton with pine cones last week
Cant wait for the infinity golf club
I'm less concerned of there being bombs on the course and more concerned on how much RT knows about golf.
Who has this much knowledge about golf. A menace, that's who
RT is on trending often :) good for him and thanks for the great videos as always!
mario is the reason shooting stars exist today, kids
10:44
Don't be afraid to dream a little bigger. Tennis with the ball on fire is great, but how about playing tennis with a grenade instead of a ball?
Can this concept work with sports that aren't directly competitive? i.e weightlifting with anti-tank mines, or parallel bars over lava?
@@suborbitalprocess Or dodgeball with explosives. No, wait, Mario Sports Mix already has that.
Edit: I just realized that’s a competitive sport and that I am an idiot.
Thats just hot potato extreme edition
As someone who enjoys the Golden Sun series this game upset me
I suspect this golf-obsessed society will last until someone tries to play a round with the Infinity Club.
End mii
when you hit the ball hard, but the controller goes wack and the ball only goes 2 inches
This is why the wii remote is forever going to be the best Nintendo controller
I’m fairly certain a golf commentator would retain the same tone of voice if a bomb went off on the course.
Too bad John golf didn’t exist before he did this stream
My favorite this about this game are the abilities that literally cheat, like the football guy picking up and throwing the ball
"Just smack it, Oh fuck"
-RtGames, and the people who tried smacking the TV to fix it like that one guy did with a hammer
The struggle with the putting at the beginning is uncanny. Too accurate to actual golf😂
14:07 for you see Phoenix Wright, IT WAS I WHO MADE YOU FAIL AT GOLF
Oh, I recognise this sport! I played it with a lovely gentleman in the city of Rapture a while ago - although I seem to remember that game ending somewhat differently…
I don't know why nobody thought of this, Mario golf cart. Combo of golf and time trial race to the ball.
I need to see an Irish Lads golf stream lmao
Seeing RT trying to chip a ball onto the green in the first hole with a driver kinda sums up what we are to expect with this lol
I would LOVE to see the Irish lads play battle golf
Good thing there's the Rush aspect, because so far (I'm only 5 minutes into the video) it just seems like a lower quality version of Wii Sports golf.
Can't wait for real-life Speed Golf, where the golfers regularly perform PIT maneuvers with golf carts
RT is the drift king for sure but not sure if he is next tiger woods still great try at golf RT.