AITA for insulting my husband for no reason (React Court)
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 10 ม.ค. 2023
- This came from my livestream on January 9th, 2022. Catch me live every weekday from 11AM-4PM here: / northernlion
I wanted to mix up my content a little bit and I figured, what better way to use my unique brand of judgemental gaze than to read the top posts on one of the most entertaining subreddits out there: r/AmITheAsshole? Check it out! - เกม
"AITA for refusing to come up with a new video title?"
"NTA. Your channel, your rules"
YTA for that freaking cliffhanger
I like how he goes from saying "frick" when reading the salmon post to just an outright "what the fuck are you talking about"
ESH, you're free to choose whatever title you want for your videos, but people are right to be confused when two of them have the same name.
Sure, "your channel, your rules," but that's doesn't mean you're NTA.
The LOOOOOORD of the channel wants a repeat title, the LOOOOOORD of the channel gets a repeat title....
@@JB-xl2jc +2
OP, that should be NAH if no one is in the wrong...
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He really do be refusing to let the title go
I love how he censors curse words when he reads off the posts but casually curses when he's cooking up his version of the same events
NTA. Never let it go. The title, that is. It's the best React Court title of all time.
Update: he changed the title. Guess ITA now.
tell me you reused a react court title without telling me you reused a react court title
NTA your channel your rules
@@zoom3184 "My x My rules" NL's kryptonite. Automatic YTA every time.
Tbf they all could be titled exactly this
@@zinthaniel9913 +2
Didn't ask don't care plus you're a type b chatter
"50 years ago she would have had 6 kids by now" is so raw
That salmon story is absolutely a writing prompt, its literally written like a script
I feel like a redditor doing creative writing would have better formatting, grammar and spelling.
@@andrewg3196 But a redditor doing creative writing purely for karma doesnt care about that haha
The costco cliffhanger is killing me
Any idea at what time in the VOD it comes in?
I would propose an extension to NL's model of drama dampeners and amplifiers, using current as the analog for drama: 1) drama resistor, which is analogous to the drama dampener, they won't participate in any drama; 2) drama capacitor, they bottle up the drama and suddenly release it without warning; and 3) drama inductors, who will try to defuse situations, but if drama starts anyway they will participate, although they will try to resolve the drama.
NOO it stops at the best AITA post yet!!! Literally can't wait for NL's opinion on that one, the post and OP's horrified description was so damn funny
The FMIL pig latin joke is the funniest thing this man has ever said
The rumors of React Court’s demise have been greatly exaggerated
Is this an NLism? I've not heard it before but seen it in another comment on an NL vid
@@HarveyJackson1967 it's a Mark Twain quote, after newspapers incorrectly reported that he was dead, he quipped: "the rumours of my death have been greatly exaggerated."
@@tomjapes8072 hell yeah brother this is a satisfying reply
@@tomjapes8072 cheers brother
YTA for making me wait to see the court's verdict on the post introduced at the end
AITA for stopping the recording before the legendary costco post
Definitely saving the main course for the next video, that one was really good.
Aw yeah, Christmas + New Year's Prime Time AITA content! November, December, and January are the harvest months for React Court!
Sowing: uhhhg I hate all the family drama
Reaping: hahaha yes I love react court!
How could it end it like that? I was so ready for the Costco post.
Honestly if there was ever a react court whose demise hadn't been greatly exaggerated, it would've been the one after the crackdown on swears. Im glad they hold no power over the greatest commentary channel on the website
The thing with boiling is the flavor juices are released into the water and you have to heavily season it and/or include the broth into the final dish somehow, otherwise you just created a flavorless husk.
The cooks in the unit I was in told me they were trained to boil the snot out of all food before cooking it to make sure it was safe. Which is why all army food is SO bad. If you're going to eat the water too, thats one thing, but I agree 100% you're kinda destroying the food.
if you cook it correctly thats incorrect, if you boil the fuck out of it and overcook it yes but theres equipment litreally designed to cook salmon this way. Called a salmon kettle
The rumors of demise have been greatly react court
if there's no one behind you you don't stop they can go behind you.
If you're in a long line of cars and you don't stop they CANNOT go behind you.
There is no need to stop in scenario 1, because the guy can just go behind you, and in fact both cars will reach their destination faster that way since they aren't waiting to ensure you stop while you have to slow your own travel to stop for them. in scenario 2 you lose like 5 seconds and the other car saves potentially a few minutes, so you ought to stop there for optimal travel duration reduction.
Exactly. You start slowing down for no reason you're being unpredictable. Unpredictability on the road can lead to dangerous situations. But leaving a gap at side streets, so people can get in and out, is courteous if the traffic isnt moving.
You're right but also spoken like somebody that goes 40 over and says "good luck everybody else" while singing Jesus take the Wheel
44:05 I love how he sensors himself until he just breaks and goes off
YTA for stopping on a thoroughfare while you have the right of way, wasting both your own and the other person’s time, as they have to wait for you to come to a stop for seemingly no reason.
I feel like NL going unhinged in these things isn't good for his psyche but it is funny.
At least it's good for my psyche.
There's a balance there somewhere
The boiling salmon one is a top 10 post imo
I'll never understand people who are picky by self-admission, and expect entire group events to cater to their specific tastes. Sure, as a host it is gracious to include at least one thing they would like, but it's very much not their problem if you don't like tomatoes or something.
1. Get over it.
2. Eat before-hand
3. Bring your own food.
The majority of the party is not obligated to change things for your comfort.
I don't even know the number of times that I've had to pick the onions and peppers out of a dish because I don't like them. Instead of insisting that all the food should be free of them, I just eat around them because I know other people enjoy them.
Yeah and like... some people would consider #3 to be a faux pas but the MIL literally told her she could bring her own food... the entitlement in that post was wild.
He’s finally done it, a bad driving take
The apple tree comment ENDED ME, omg wtf
My favorite part of browsing the AITA subreddit is seeing posts and wondering "what would NorthernLion say about this?". And then I get to watch the episode and see what I got right.
YTA for not including the costco post in this episode
This picky eater is one of the few times i think an end to the relationship is a very valid resolution
The picky eater posts piss me off because they never say what it is they won’t eat or what they suggested as an alternative. You have to tell us bro
21:50 I struggle a lot with what he describes here and it's been kinda eye opening to hear it explained like this. Thanks, egg.
I always want to defend picky eaters as I am somewhat of one myself, but they're always so insane. Which worries me about what that says about me as well
i hate the term "picky eater" so much. it is used exclusively in reference to people whose entire diet consists of nothing but frozen nuggies and deepfried takeaways.
Don't take it personally
NL's war on picky eaters is uncomfortable for me, because I think he's wrong, but I know how utterly tedious it is when someone takes an annoying personality quirk and turns it into a medical condition, especially in response to someone trying to mine some goofs and gags out of the topic...
but yeah, I'm exactly the kind of picky eater he despises... I have a list of "safe foods" in my head that I know I can eat, and this list was formed when I was about 6 years old, so yeah, it's chicken nuggets, burgers, sausages, fries... junk food and treats basically... and yeah, it's obviously an autism thing, right?
I've tried to fix it, but basically as soon as stuff that isn't on the safe list touches my tongue I have a humiliating autistic panic attack/freak out... I start gagging and retching uncontrollably, and however much my higher brain says "stop doing this, this is a ridiculous over-reaction" that message just doesn't reach my body, which is going into a "oh fuck I've been POISONED TO DEATH" kind of reaction... For a while I tried to broaden my palette gradually but to be honest, after a month of spending half of every day building up to the evening meal like it was a parachute jump, I eventually decided I'd just eat the stupid shit I could handle, and die 10 years earlier and 50lbs fatter than most people
@@adamanonymous6885 Yeah I completely understand you there. And the die earlier 50lbs heavier was gold lol
I don't mind at all about people's taste pallets and I've never really understood the arguing about it. It's probably the most subjective and preferential thing I could think of.
But with the AITA stuff where people are like bringing KFC to weddings just make it hard to defend my brothers in arms
@@adamanonymous6885I’m mildly “picky”, like I have quirks with certain foods but I’m not super limited, but it doesn’t help that I’m vegetarian. I’m autistic too and I just can’t stand certain food. It makes me gag and feel ill, and it sends me off the rails when someone purposefully lies or tries to trick me.
I’ve been building though, I hate eggs and I’ve been trying to eat them. So far I’ve worked my way to making hollandaise and using the yolk as a dip, but that’s really it. I can’t eat cooked mushrooms, but love them raw. That gets made fun of a lot. Pumpkin, olives, etc I can’t stand at all.
I’m a cook too, so it’s really fun getting made fun of constantly haha
Some rumors always trying to exaggerate uphill
I am in love with React Court, never stop NL
HES RIGHT!!! Eating an anpple from an apple tree isn't considered normal in this day and age. When we picked some plum off a tree at the side of a road that had a bunch of plum trees one day and ate it then told people about it, they said that we shouldn't have done that and that it makes no sense. They said that it could have had pesticide over it and that those plums most probably had an owner. So its true, people get weirded out by people eating fruits off a tree these days.
I generally only eat fruits off trees on our property or family members' property. This includes neighbors' fruit trees that have overgrown into the yard, that's free game. But it does feel a little weird to potentially eat someone else's fruit without permission. My grandma has raspberry bushes and the latoga bikers who come through every summer treat it like an open buffet and she hardly gets any of her own dang raspberries
Damn, now I spread all those rumors about the demise of React Court for nothing
saw the title and thought this was a reupload for a moment
"Knock-knock"
"Who's there?"
"It's the police, sir. Your son's bio parents have been hit by a drunk driver. They're dead."
NL smuggles ribs across country borders in his stomach 😮
I think an important bit of context that's missing when it comes to the family related ones, as someone who also has cut off their family, is there's often a lot of built up resentment and spite. That's why a lot of the OP's don't act in a completely neutral way, like for example the christmas bed-sharing one, OP is probably completely over their parents controlling behavior (most likely including stuff not mentioned in the post) that they just feel it's not worth the trouble, nor that the parents even deserve to know she's spending christmas somewhere else. It can feel like you're being forced to "check in" or get approval, so you just don't since it reminds you of the controlling behavior.
I relate way too well to the hotel post. About to start going the hotel route when we hit the 2 years of living together mark in 7 months (without the whole implying I'll be there but then flying hundreds of miles away instead)
Dangerous React Court™ drinking game! drink every time
-NL says "listen" with an elevated tone
-gets almost completely side tracked from a single sentence
-NL reuses a AITA React Court™ title
-NL breathes
Good luck and drink responsibly!
MY FAVORITE SERIES
the pog thirst has been quenched
bruh not the cliffhanger, I was hyped for the Costco story
man the first story is so fake, i refuse to believe theres a real person that would describe somebody that made the joke ''knock knock, whos there, your kids biological parents'' and then bursts out laughing as a ''jokester that cracks jokes all the time and 100% meant no harm''. the dudes acting like a movie villain.
The greatest cliffhanger in all of history
The joke is laughing at Mike for thinking that was a joke
20:30 NL shouldnt do this. If I am picturing the situation correctly, you saved no one time if there is no one behind you. Besides you can get into what is referred to as a good Samaritan trap. By slowing down illegally to give some one the right away, if there had been someone behind you, and the car you let go hit that car coming in behind you, you basically caused an accident for the 2 other people involved. I always see situations like that in idiots on the road videos. One of those two reasons were probably why you got the finger, and in this case, I have to say that person was based.
It saves them potential time, the reason why you would do this is because it can be hard to make unprotected left turns and if you go they might have to wait an extra second or two which could cover the entire safe window for them to proceed (due to oncoming traffic). They could be sitting there for minutes before another good opportunity arrives.
and I mean... if you're slowing down to give someone the time they go and there's someone behind you they'd have to be speeding by quite a large margin to overtake you, not see the car turning and crash. it absolutely wouldn't be on you, it'd be on the guy going 10-30 over, but you can't re-contextualize the situation anyway as the context is implicitly a part of the decision making process, without the context you don't have the decision.
NL had nice parents and sometimes it really shows lol.
You say that like it's an uncommon occurence
My man ended this one on a cliffhanger.
React Court is a GOATed series
Car to car, never give up right of way. Drive according to the rules. When a pedestrian is involved it becomes a case by case basis.
not the Costco Cliffhanger 😭
I love how a TH-camr I have always watched is also normally in my home state of Washington
@gfswr5 wtf
@@idsappples these spam bots have been around for months now. Just report them as spam or ignore them
Looks like he finally “Let it go.”
The picky eater one…. My mother would accommodate anyone’s wants, but I would not let that happen. It’s embarrassing to me. The correct response is for her damn FH to make her the food. Instead of the FMIL having to do that work. I fucking hate these acronyms so much.
hell yeah love react court
YTA for cutting the video off at the long awaited and hyped up Costco post
Ryan knows The Ramones, happiness to me
HOLD ON! Boiled potatoes is the main way you eat them. Anything else is just fancy potatoe
Fucking evil leaving us on a cliffhanger when chat had been talking up this costco story
This one’s gonna get demonetized for sure
"Social Terrorist" lmao im stealing that one!
do not give up your right of way it just makes people annoyed that they're waiting for you to go when you should and now they are in some awkward "will they won't they" pressure situation
especially when there's no one behind you so they can just go right after you anyway
The rumors of React Court's death are greatly exaggerated.
The rumors
Will the rest of the segment get uploaded in another video or is it just redacted from the annals?
NL is wrong on New Years being a young persons holiday, he just doesn't care about any holiday that doesn't involving eating a bunch of food
Just in time for my dinner...
The dog post is so Pitbull eating babys stile
lol why was he talking about the telus spark at the beginning
The fucking egg cliff hangered me!
"im boiling a salmon" HELP
NTA the joke is funny enough to be worth it
ok telus spark is the new science centre in calgary
Giving up your right of way just serves to create confusion 90% of the time. -2s in the chat, YTA
i feel like i'm having deja vu with the posts in this one.... swear i've heard them in another video
AITA for greatly exaggerating the rumors of react court’s demise?
IN THIS TIME AND AGE
rumors!
YTA for cutting the video before the Costco post
I’ll take a 3 hour one way day trip. Done it many a time.
Picky eater posts are the best because I am a picky eater and have never had issues with it.
Algorithmic engagement
"no her house her rules posts" because OP stayed at a hotel, not at her house, so rules dont apply *tapsfivehead
I’m with NK re new years. Since having kids (3 yrs) we dump kids at grandparents place and hang with friends until we bail at 11pm to avoid traffic!
New Years is not only for the young but for people with big families. My ~65 year old grandma still stays up with us for New Years.
How old could you possibly be if your grandmother is 65?
@@ppathirana54 people have kids in their early 20’s lol
@@ppathirana54 let me guess.. your parents in the same age range as my grandparents?
@@ppathirana54 20 if they had kids in when they were twenty and then their kids had kids when they were 25
40:38 oyen 🗿
LETS GOOOO STUNLOCK LETS GOOO
You know what, I think after this one I think react court is dead.
Can we are chat in those ?
1. Good vid
2. I usually read comments during the first five minutes of video; I was scoffing at all the people complaining about him cutting the vid off before the Costco story, considering he frequently cuts the videos after teasing a new post. It's not a big deal, right?
I was so wrong, I absolutely feel blueballed by this one.
Never try to be nice while driving, because you're actually just driving badly. If no one is behind you, just drive past and then he can turn safely. You invent dangerous situations when you start letting people out.
ESH. Still shouldn’t have flipped off NL.
caugth this one quick :D
26:47 oh god lol
I wish I could -3 NL's take on giving up your right of way while driving. The other driver shouldn't have given him the finger, but his subsequent take is psychotic
Gotta say to the polite Canadian what my drivers ed teacher said to me: don't be polite, be predictable. It's not about reducing the amount you inconvenience people, it's just safer. I don't want to guess every time I go through an intersection what level of politeness the other person is gonna have.
the exiting the parking lot take?? wym that's literally common if not expected and even if you don't do it any competent drive is literally going to exit and place their bumper in between you and the next car and merge in.
if that doesn't happen parking exits and entrances can clog up real fast creating a shit ton of congestion