Idk, having a gun next to your food isn't really comparable to saying other people eat literal garbage. Especially when there are a billion worse things you could say about American food.
@@TactlessGuy My guy you have not been in Asia long enough to know that away from Japan and Taiwan and Thailand that the food TRULY does suck put down your boner against US food and face the truth My cousins whomst were born and raised to the ages of 17 and 10 respectively in Vietnam who've recently moved to our home in the US can surely state how much bette US food is in comparison.
At first I was offended, then understood the universal meaning of this joke, and I dropped a laugh. Maybe this is what jokes are for, to ironize the truth and only see the pink of hardship Can you spare a coin kind sir?
i mean it kinda makes sense for farmers, and india was historically an agrarian culture. Same reason white women don't eat dogs, it'd be wierd eating your pet. Now letting yo' dog eat you out on the other hand... 💀
As a brazilian, I can confirm that we love to take our macacos (uma delícia) out of our local rainforest and make an delicious soup with them, I totally recommend 👍👍👍
@@milkman7036 but since they have no food, they wouldn't have a cuisine either, would they? It's sad how Haitians can eat sand but Africans can't eat their Sahara desert.
As a Haitian, I can confirm the taste of mud is immaculate, the savory touch of the texture and the flavor of the dirt is one dish I will never forget.
That one guy in the food factory sprinkling nuts on random pieces of food, making the food have "may contain nuts" on the food label, making people with tree nut allergies lives harder.
As an American, we do not in fact eat pistols with our food. We eat the bullets used to kill the food that got stuck inside it, this is a common misconception.
As a Haitian I can confirm this is true that we eat literally dirt. (With few ingredients in it) Jokes aside, fun fact about eating dirt: In the history of Haiti the haitian people eat dirt to prevent starvation when people haven't nothing else to eat. Now it became an dish called mud cookies. This food is contains minerals that is healthy for your body but I'll be honest I'd rather eat actual cookies But our real national dish is "soupe joumou" it's an soup where there's meat and vegetables. Its very tasty 😋
As an Indian, I can confirm that if I accidentally eat beef, I have to jump off the cliff right after that since I've committed the most heinous crime recorded in our history.
Based. I'm a Hindu, but not Indian and indeed consuming Beef is forbidden in our religion. Anyone who does, will face unbearable punishment in next life.
Quiet a lot like not all Hindus Only communists and crypto religious India still a Hindu majority country who still follow their ancestral culture It may change in future
eugh... my parents, my grandparents, and most of my other relatives make fun of me for not wanting to eat that thing, but they will never convince me to even try it
Fellow aussie here, can confirm that this guy can confirm that our bathrooms turn into No Mans Land after eating Mexican, Thailandese and South Korea food during the same day.
As someone from Venezuela, i can confirm that saying that our arepas are the same as Colombia's arepas is highly offensive, and only punishable with death. Edit: Para aclarar, Las Arepas de Venezuela son históricamente superiores a las Colombianas, así que ya dejen de discutir y vayamos a bullear a la gente que le dice Palta al Aguacate.
Finally, I can relate to someone, I saw no french qui sont dans le top comments so as a French myself, I can relate and confirm and agree to cookies being delicious snakes with shells
As a person who witnessed literally everybody in the chat beginning with "As a" and their country of origin, i "can confirm" that this video has not only broken youtube's algorithms, but also exploits your inability to notice patterns and hence falling in, to join the pattern of "As a/an" and "I can confirm".
Well according to Hindu scriptures you can do whatever the fuck you want but there's moral standings against that... Also india is one of the biggest exporters of beef
Actually, many Indians eat beef, especially in eastern and southern India. Beef isn't expressly forbidden in Hinduism. We just don't eat beef for the same reason you don't eat dogs or cats. But yeah, many Indians would react that way if they accidentally ate it.
As a Cambodian, I’d like to confirm that we do eat rats as our main meal due to the Cambodian rebel war or shall I say it “The Khmer Rouge”. (Edit: not all have ever eaten any, but some have.)
this man is the defenition of "you cant be rasict if u discriminate everyone"
You have to be an ascended racist; don't have a particular hate for someone, mock everyone equally
@@PixelionRules they made a joke about snails
"They mentioned America as well so it's not racist"
Idk, having a gun next to your food isn't really comparable to saying other people eat literal garbage. Especially when there are a billion worse things you could say about American food.
@@TactlessGuy
My guy you have not been in Asia long enough to know that away from Japan and Taiwan and Thailand that the food TRULY does suck
put down your boner against US food and face the truth
My cousins whomst were born and raised to the ages of 17 and 10 respectively in Vietnam who've recently moved to our home in the US can surely state how much bette US food is in comparison.
As an American, I can confirm that bullets actually are a great source of iron and add a distinct, good flavor to any dish
Especially when broiled in iraqi oil
You mean north or south america?
Lol
This is missing context. Only steel cored bullets add iron. Your average lead bullet works better as sugar alternative.
@@zacharyrollick6169 ok 🤓
As an American, I personally prefer to eat the gun itself.
As an Indian vegetarian, I can confirm we will go through depression if we eat beef by accident.
There are no accidents
LMAOO
"By accident" sure
it will be accident only if you go to other countries! lmao😆😂🙏
@@takumidrifter7054 or if your parents give you permission to go to Goa
As an African I can confirm the taste of absolute void is so refreshing and filling especially when you share it, it's my childhood favorite dish
your favourite?? dudeee💀💀💀 personally I very much preferred existential dread, specially when pairing it with a bit of childhood trauma on the side🤠🤠
Bro forgot the cuisine of north africa and the never ending traditional dishes. 💀
As a Chinese, I confirm we eat bats all day and we do not get unknown diseases.
Also as a chinese i can confirm, wait I need to leave, my dog meat is ready/jk
(HELP THEY GOT ME)
It's not unknown because you pass it to other countries and we need to study it
@@hewwo2091 as a Chinese 🤓
As a Chinese 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
I smoke weed everyday so I decided to make my habit into something productive so now i smoke weed on my TH-cam channel ☄️💯
As an American, I do confirm that I mug my bowl of food for food every day.
@Austrian Painter this ratio is finally here
@@jerrykod8307 3 like ratio is crazy
*mag
@@eurobeat_enjoyer its mug
Eat lead
As a Filipino, I can confirm that we explain with such vigor why we eat bird fetuses to foreigners
Balut
BALOOOOOOTTTT BALOOOOOOOTTTT
Doon nalang ako sa isaw di ko alam kaso mas nasanay ako kumain niyon kaysa balut
BALUT
hot take bilang isang pilipino: ANG BALUT AY KADIRI🤬
As an African, I can confirm that I’ve never eaten anything ever in my life, and neither has anyone I know
At first I was offended, then understood the universal meaning of this joke, and I dropped a laugh. Maybe this is what jokes are for, to ironize the truth and only see the pink of hardship
Can you spare a coin kind sir?
@@swegypunchymany4717 I love dark humor but even that one got me 🤣
Oh I thought it was a jab at the fact that African cuisine almost never gets recognition (until recent years)
As a Filipino I can confirm that eating a bird's fetus is perfectly normal since it's basically just an unboiled egg
🤓🤓🤓
U never had a boiled egg
@@bruhbruh9895 -🤓🤓🤓
Ah balut I thought it was something completely different.
In Murica we eat unfertilized eggs. You are a weirdo for not eating chicken periods like a normal person.
As an Indian, I confirm that eating beef is no less than a war crime for the majority of us , including me .
You know I'm something of a war criminal myself 😂
Call me Eren Yaegar bc if thats a war crime i am genocide itself
i mean it kinda makes sense for farmers, and india was historically an agrarian culture. Same reason white women don't eat dogs, it'd be wierd eating your pet. Now letting yo' dog eat you out on the other hand... 💀
@@mgk-metalgearkelly5054 ayo 💀
@@mgk-metalgearkelly5054 pets with benefits 💀💀
As a Spanish, I can confirm we love ham more than our own children.
Damn😔
As a brazilian, I can confirm that we love to take our macacos (uma delícia) out of our local rainforest and make an delicious soup with them, I totally recommend 👍👍👍
Kkkk também sou br
Sopa de macaco
"Delisia"
As a Brazilian, we eat no macaco...
Tudo pelo meme sopa de macaco
As a Indian, I can confirm we stand in the rain alone and directly look up without closing our eyes when we eat beef by mistake
keralites-i don't have such Weakness
@@astifkhan4948 PFI terr0rists you mean
Kerala, yum yum😋
Im a Hindu from Kerala and I eat beef with tasty porotta why some indians don't eat beef?
@@rasinaajay9449 It''s roughly the same reason why most people cant eat there pet dog/cat
As an African, I can confirm that we lack our own cuisine
I think the joke was africans dont have food
@@StimpyOfficial but it says african cuisine,so its talking about cuisines right?
@@milkman7036 but since they have no food, they wouldn't have a cuisine either, would they? It's sad how Haitians can eat sand but Africans can't eat their Sahara desert.
@@milkman7036 cuisine, food, whatever. Africa doesn’t eat at all lmao they’re Broke!
@@milkman7036
cuisine = style of food
no food = no cuisine
As a Czech, I can confirm that we drink alcohol to every meal of the day.
As a Filipino, i confirm eating what you called "balot" is safe and delicious. So eat now, highblood pressure later.
True 😃👍
yes
As an Italian, i confirm that when we see a pineapple slightly too close to a pizza we do start throwing eggs at it
Either that or an heart attack and we develop dementia to protect ourselves from the trauma
@@stefanostefanelli2761 Swallow it! by gayfold
You should prepare ton of eggs if you wanna go to Thailand
You suddenly become how to basic
tu non sei italiano
As a Czech, I can confirm that we do indeed drink vodka instead for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
this video and this comment have convinced me to become Czech
Wrong, they would drink beer
@@jacoproita9010 Beer, slivovice, Becher etc just any booze we can find.
As a Russian we have exactly the same eating routine, but consume x2 vodka more than you
@@mymarbles6478 no lie, we know how to drink
I cracked open a balot once as a child and the untold horror of what I had seen inside got me to stay off it for good.
As a Korean, if the spice isn’t a problem, the msg OD will obliterate your stomach.
As a Haitian, I can confirm the taste of mud is immaculate, the savory touch of the texture and the flavor of the dirt is one dish I will never forget.
Does adding salt water and/or fresh water give it a different subtle flavor?
@@quitegauche i actually forgor if it does or not havent actually eaten the national food
I'm sorry but I didn't know people in Haiti had internet...
@@maxloval775 actual idiot its just unstable
@@maxloval775 I'm African and even I didn't know that
As a brazilian, i can confirm that monkey soup is the best cuisine ever
sopa de macaco sopa sopa de macaco
Olha o MACAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACO!!!!!
mmmmmmmmmmm monke soup
Sopa de macaco sopa sopa de macaco skrrrr
Sopa de macaco sopa sopa de macaco ISSAE CARALHO
As someone who has family in the Czech Repoblic, 0:41 is very accurate
As a Filipino, I can confirm that I have a job explaining why eating duck eggs is a good idea.
As a Mexican, I can confirm that our toilets need to be changed every 3 days
as a mexican, i can agree
Bruh i can relate you
I thought the toilet problem was only for the white people
as a mexican, i support this statement, but we change ours every other day :,(
As a Mexican, I agree that with these masterful combinations of foods it gives you a temporary super power in the bathroom
As a Thai, I can confirm that I have my ass blown up by the food we eat everyday, and the janitors are going on strike because of this
Cant believe they said thailandese and not thai lmfao 😭
As a Thai Im not a Thailandese💀💀💀💀💀
Jellymid
@@jaycee4376 thighs-and-deeznuts
@DOESCOLDER 🤣🤣🤣
As a Czech person, i confirm that we do not need to eat at all and just need tons of alcohol to survive.
That one guy in the food factory sprinkling nuts on random pieces of food, making the food have "may contain nuts" on the food label, making people with tree nut allergies lives harder.
As a filipino, i can confirm that we do eat bird fetuses. It's called Balut.
Ey!
Its delicious
Facts
Edit: i am also a Filipino
@@SEEKER_Of_CULTURE yes indeed
It's cheap too
As a "THAILANDESE", I can confirm that we love bombing toilet after our national food.
Lol thailandese
as a Thai, I am not surprised some of our everyday food is way spicier than that fire noodle challenge.
Thailandese nutz
As a Burmese, I can confirm we love to bomb our toilets by eating Thai food too. Mix that with some burmese sour dishes and then we nuke our toilet.
Thailandese 😂😂😂😂😂
As an American, we do not in fact eat pistols with our food. We eat the bullets used to kill the food that got stuck inside it, this is a common misconception.
The surströmming was accurate af 😂
As a Haitian, I can confirm all our food ingredients are made out of sand.
Hehehe
Lol 🤣 epa rans nn
we literally have dirt cookies 💀
And your computer too
As a American of Haitian descent, we don’t eat sand, but we don’t have a huge variety to eat either.
As a Swede, I can confirm. However we would probably puke right before eating it, Spongebob is one hell of a champ
wdym puke it tastes good
@@nutmix6642 what
@@nutmix6642 what
@@nutmix6642 nigga what
@@nutmix6642 it's on my bucket list!
Vodka in Czechia? No no no! It's 3 bottle of beer for breakfast, 2 for luch and 5-10 for dinner with clobasa.
As an Italian, I confirm that a random pineapple always spawns on our pizzas
As a human, I do confirm that I eat food
As a food, I can confirm that I often get eaten by humans
@@incompatibility 🤨📸 😳
@@Ranho_De_Aids 😕
And eat oxygen for lunch
As a food, I do confirm that I eat humans
As a Haitian I can confirm this is true that we eat literally dirt. (With few ingredients in it)
Jokes aside, fun fact about eating dirt: In the history of Haiti the haitian people eat dirt to prevent starvation when people haven't nothing else to eat. Now it became an dish called mud cookies. This food is contains minerals that is healthy for your body but I'll be honest I'd rather eat actual cookies
But our real national dish is "soupe joumou" it's an soup where there's meat and vegetables. Its very tasty 😋
wait
you litteraly eat dirt?
wtf
@@Ekmos- well if your starving you have to eat something
HAITIAN GANG
@@yulkwon7526 well you’re not wrong…
@@Ekmos- I know it is very weird. but hey its part of my haitian culture
As a french, i confirm that cookies are poorly done .
as a cambodian, i can confirm that pests taste the best
As a Haitian, I can confirm that we indeed do love street food. Especially, red sand.
As a Haitian i do agree with this comment
As a ayisen I also agree
Ayo those dirt cookies poppin'
Ayeee wsg my Haitian ppls
Sand....wich!
As a korean, I can confirm that eating our food along with the others will turn your bathroom into questionably tasting chocolate.
초콜릿...?
FORBIDDEN CHOCOLATE 🍫
브러
@DOESCOLDER r/woooosh
@DOESCOLDER ?
Funniest thing about the sopa de macaco is that no one actually eats monkeys in Brazil lmaaao
As an Indian, I confirm we go through an anime characters depression arc when we eat beef, even by accident
As an Indian, I can confirm that if I accidentally eat beef, I have to jump off the cliff right after that since I've committed the most heinous crime recorded in our history.
don't mind me I'm just waiting for this place to become a warzone
@@lmaoded4854 let me go ahead and initiate the war by saying that hindus in kerala eat beef
@@James-un8io nice, now imma wait for the others to reply
Based. I'm a Hindu, but not Indian and indeed consuming Beef is forbidden in our religion. Anyone who does, will face unbearable punishment in next life.
As a Russian, i can confirm that there's nothing about russian cuisine in this video
Underrated comment
Comrade,You Don't have cuisine you have vodka
We,the communist drink only vodka
🤣🤣🤣
Jk,Just a joke
@@qasimasharfi9527 yes comrade, you are absolutely correct
As a person of African descent, I can confirm that void is a great delicacy and a good source of vitamin C
As a Mexican i can confirm i don't even bother to go to the toilet anymore as it will get everywhere anyway.
As Thai, I can confirm I break the toilet every day..
WAIT A MINUTE...
Thailandese???
As an American, I can confirm that guns are in fact a part of making every meal and that Mexican food is awesome.
Mmmm gunpowder.
My favorite bullet type to cook is 30-06
@@GabetheSquid I’m more of a m856 guy myself
@@1randomperson246 I love me some slander
@DOESCOLDER SERGIO PEREZ WINS THE MONACO GRAND PRIX!
“Babe, what kind of food do you want to eat tonight?”
“I’m not hungry…”
*orders African takeaway
The classic American cuisine:
Shrapnel-in steak
That part with Czech republic was soooo accurate.
As an Indian, Whenever i eat beef people always wanna beef with me.
What kind of armour are you using to not be dead yet.
@@priyachoudhary9896 wear the cow skin, no one can hurt you that way.
@@AdvaitChatterji That’s what i do.
@@AdvaitChatterji kinda furry
@@AdvaitChatterji damn😂😂
As a youtube commentor, I can confirm the comment section is filled with “I can confirm that” comments
As a reply, I can confirm we don't have a life.
Not being able to see the kebab shook me deeply.
While I don't agree with all of these, I can still give props to you for using a wider variety of memes this time.
As a swedish person, I can confirm that not everyone eats it (of course), but those who eat it, lets just say you dont wanna get too close
Music : tay k returns to dreamland 4 (instrumental)
Don't hesitate to ask, the content creators doesn't put the music's name in the descriptions.
Those snails scared the shit out of me
This has eliminated my appetite
As a South African I can confirm that we do eat Loadshedding Loafs every day
🤣, Mara to us without loadshedding 😤
As an indian, I can 100% confirm that we go into depression after consuming an atom of beef.
Have you ever been to Kerala??? They eat beef curry with Malabar parota there , quite a lot.
Quiet a lot like not all Hindus
Only communists and crypto religious
India still a Hindu majority country who still follow their ancestral culture
It may change in future
It's not your fault when the society is cultural protective .
@@kommireddypavan no it won’t
@@adityajayant8277 Not just Kerala, peeps in TN also consume beef.
That Italian clip. We ALL know 12+ cartons of 25mph hurled raw eggs go great with pizza
eugh... my parents, my grandparents, and most of my other relatives make fun of me for not wanting to eat that thing, but they will never convince me to even try it
As a Czech, I confirm that our culture likes to drink alcohol, most favorably beer.
As a Brazilian, I confirm we eat monkey soup every day and it's uma delicia.
Nham nham sopinha de macaco
Ae eu n sou o unico brasileiro aqui
@@kirby-magolor Mano, BR é que nem chuchu. Brota em tudo quanto é lugar kkkkk
@@vitaminademorango kkkkkkkk sim
@@vitaminademorango e vdd kkkk
As a Czech I can confirm we drink a beer whole day since its our national food.
As an African, I can confirm that we do consume air. It’s quite rich in fibre
As a Cambodian I can say this is accurate
Edit : I forgot to say that don't start drama in the reply section
Gotta say the same
are you really one ?
@@br10k84 There's something called *Joke*
Yeah
@Austrian Painter your dad is finally coming back with the milk?
0:13 the way he eats the sand makes it look like the tastiest food ever made
Sand *Does* taste pretty good though.
As a Chad Spanish Cuisine Enjoyer, I concur in the fact that there is no longer enough Simpson's blood to make paella
As an Aussie living in America, I can confirm that every Happy meal comes with it's very own 38. Special revolver now
It's amazing how this guy managed to offend the cuisine of all these countries in less than 1 minute ! Completely creative 🤣
i dont see that much people offended abt it
@Google Slides bro its not the entirety of comments its just this video
It soothes my soul knowing that every time I feel hungry, I am enjoying delicious African food
Unfunny
@@theemanuella9456 - the one with a aot pfp
@@gamercentral2417 your username is cringe 😬
@@theemanuella9456 very funny. I laff.
@@theemanuella9456 "unfunny" the 50 likes ratio your 1 opinion
As a Korean/Laos, I can confirm that our food is only for the strong- the weaklings are sent to the bathrooms in shame
this video has successfully offended the globe :)
Ireland's "cuisine" literally consisting of potatoes (I'm Irish, it's true the amount of potatos people eat scares me)
Potatoes and monke are the key for all the problems in humanity
@@batatapalha1241 I agree 100%
As an Australian I can confirm that my bathroom turns into No Mans Land after eating Mexican, Thailandese and South Korea food the same day
“Thailandese????”
@@brixenlang3207 thai
Fellow aussie here, can confirm that this guy can confirm that our bathrooms turn into No Mans Land after eating Mexican, Thailandese and South Korea food during the same day.
@@hendrikkiefer3325 I know
Thailandese
Filipinese
Chinian
As a Swede, I can confirm our breath smells like surstomming and it is very dangerous.
As an American, I can confirm that we do indeed shoot our soup to ensure that it’s dead before we partake.
As someone from Venezuela, i can confirm that saying that our arepas are the same as Colombia's arepas is highly offensive, and only punishable with death.
Edit: Para aclarar, Las Arepas de Venezuela son históricamente superiores a las Colombianas, así que ya dejen de discutir y vayamos a bullear a la gente que le dice Palta al Aguacate.
I don't care if people say that they prefer Colombian arepas, but if they say they both taste the same then they won't ever eat anything again...
Grand Colombia is at fault here
Also I am Colombian
as a Colombian, I agree
Yessssss i agree 100% bro, btw im Colombian
As a french i can confirm that we eat snails with the shell to mimic a cookie with a crusty exterior and a creamy interior.
Finally, I can relate to someone, I saw no french qui sont dans le top comments so as a French myself, I can relate and confirm and agree to cookies being delicious snakes with shells
As a Thai person, I do confirm that we completely fill our bathrooms with faeces after consuming our cuisine.
You mean, thailandese
Damn this is good slander
As a Spaniard i can confirm we're constantly stealing ham from other people.
Sí
roba oro. (es una broma no te lo tomes enserio xD)
As a person who witnessed literally everybody in the chat beginning with "As a" and their country of origin, i "can confirm" that this video has not only broken youtube's algorithms, but also exploits your inability to notice patterns and hence falling in, to join the pattern of "As a/an" and "I can confirm".
agreed
Oof
Philosophy
The chinese part age like the finest wine on earth.
"Guys did you saw the bat meme it's so funny bro I swear this is peak comedy bro hope I don't get canceled or my social score lowered bro "
As a Indian, I confirm that if we eat beef we're gonna go to hell.
People are going to kill you anyway
Well according to Hindu scriptures you can do whatever the fuck you want but there's moral standings against that... Also india is one of the biggest exporters of beef
Who the fuck told you that
As an Indian I eat beef once a week
@@temsuanunglkr5371 Then you are a bangladeshi or pakistani not a true indian
As a Filipino i can confirm that we do enjoy eating bird fetuses,
Usually with salt, but that's optional. 11/4 would eat more bird fetuses
I’m Filipino and I have not yet tried this nor heard of this what the f
@@Synthiewavu I ain’t even filipino and I know you guys got balut
@@Synthiewavu it's boiled duck fetus (inside an egg of course), we call it balut
@@Synthiewavu im refering to balot lol
Cuz my family members always add salt when eating balot
Hol up is it spelled balut??
Cuz i don't usually speak filipino online-
Nor speak about filipino food online
As an brazilian, we don't eat moneys, we arent that insane
yet....
The fact you even know about sopa do macaco is incredible to me, wide knowledge about worldwide food.
Uma delisia kkk
Actually, many Indians eat beef, especially in eastern and southern India. Beef isn't expressly forbidden in Hinduism. We just don't eat beef for the same reason you don't eat dogs or cats.
But yeah, many Indians would react that way if they accidentally ate it.
Um actually 🤓
Wait what.. i thought killing cattle was illegal in most states...
@@raiden6507 it is
@@raiden6507 its not , its legal in all states just like how killing dogs is legal for food consumption but no one does it .
@@raiden6507 it is am from South India and still people will get mad at you if you eat beef as a Hindu, if you're Muslim no one cares
Cambodians need to visit new York 😭😭
Lmao 💀
💀💀💀
On my way...
Fun fact: in Sweden you can't open a surströmming inside a building due to the strong ass smell it has
As a Martian, Earthlings taste bland.
As a Cambodian, I’d like to confirm that we do eat rats as our main meal due to the Cambodian rebel war or shall I say it “The Khmer Rouge”.
(Edit: not all have ever eaten any, but some have.)
Not all of us eat rat
I agree
I mean just like dogs we don't really eat it just a few ppl eat it
never ate rat before
not finna lie it do be tasty
As a human being, i confirm we eat food all around the world
Gay
@@grangermontag1824 tf?
@@grangermontag1824 fatherless
@@grangermontag1824 fatherless chain
As a Korean, I can confirm that I shit myself every time I eat
this is actually funny in my opinion lmao