Star Wars - Stormtrooper Target Practice

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  • @MrGamerman001
    @MrGamerman001 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3229

    "You're kind of tall to be a stormtrooper..."
    "Sorry sir, it wont happen again."
    Lol wtf? XD

    • @TK--kq1mg
      @TK--kq1mg 9 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      I know right so funny

    • @glitchy3908
      @glitchy3908 6 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      *cuts off legs*

    • @alphadog158
      @alphadog158 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      TK1732 that's funny , made me lol

    • @PotatoMateYT
      @PotatoMateYT 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Well I guess it did happen…because he’s dead and he…nevermind

    • @ascspeedywalker4778
      @ascspeedywalker4778 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes yes

  • @KPAX50
    @KPAX50 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1737

    “Don’t EVER point the blaster at yourself!!”
    “Sorry.”
    *points blaster at buddy
    😂

  • @kenm8376
    @kenm8376 5 ปีที่แล้ว +999

    I'm a concealed carry instructor and I've had students who make the stormtroopers look bright.

    • @miniman3041
      @miniman3041 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Wow

    • @chewiebacca7886
      @chewiebacca7886 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Wow surprising

    • @chriscochran333
      @chriscochran333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      That hits home for me I was an instructor as well, I’m pro 2a, but some people no matter how much instruction you give the are just too dense to do anything but take up space and breath air.

    • @reapercodeplayz440
      @reapercodeplayz440 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Woah.

    • @dragonllig790
      @dragonllig790 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I believe that

  • @jordanjackson5216
    @jordanjackson5216 5 ปีที่แล้ว +406

    *Misses fly and hits Death Star*
    People in Death Star: *THE REBELS ARE ATTACKING*

    • @grievouscontent
      @grievouscontent 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Also people in death star: "Is it snack time yet?"

  • @pallandoromestamo8861
    @pallandoromestamo8861 5 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    This totally explains why imperial leaders so often kill stormtroopers out of anger

    • @lukeskywalker9580
      @lukeskywalker9580 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Pallando Rómestámo yep even Darth Vader choked them. Of course he is disappointed with officer and army lol

    • @lukethegoldenminecart1297
      @lukethegoldenminecart1297 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@lukeskywalker9580 well he normally blames the leaders(looking at you ozzel) and not the soilders under said leaders

    • @lukeskywalker9580
      @lukeskywalker9580 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      LUKE Thegoldenminecart yeah good reason. Because leaders are responsible for soldier.

  • @vindicuschannel
    @vindicuschannel 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1087

    This should be an entire series.

  • @aliensguy3840
    @aliensguy3840 8 ปีที่แล้ว +784

    "DONT SNIFF SOMEONES BLASTER!!! who does that?"

    • @kellynelsen9488
      @kellynelsen9488 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Pfft not me

    • @kellynelsen9488
      @kellynelsen9488 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      *Snifs blaster*

    • @matthewb391
      @matthewb391 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      "to a dark place this will take us...".

    • @kaosking5036
      @kaosking5036 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ✋aliens✋

    • @SilverGamingFI
      @SilverGamingFI 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *sniffs blaster*
      Sorry did you say something?

  • @Cyberdine.Systems.Model-101
    @Cyberdine.Systems.Model-101 8 ปีที่แล้ว +473

    pissed myself laughing when he said "don't high five him"

    • @Millquasproductions
      @Millquasproductions  8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Thanks for watching!

    • @inkdd1463
      @inkdd1463 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      T- 800 models can pee? Also, please don’t terminate me

  • @EvilDead24
    @EvilDead24 5 ปีที่แล้ว +843

    Commander Hank: “Ok, not too bad for your first go round”
    Stormtrooper: “I’ve been shooting blasters all my life sir”
    [edit] I lost my shit haha

    • @williamvalorious4403
      @williamvalorious4403 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Shooting not hitting

    • @EvilDead24
      @EvilDead24 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      William Valorious read the post again!

    • @deighthepal
      @deighthepal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Joshua Smith did you just change it and then add a pointless edit at the bottom to act like it was always there to make that guy a fool?

    • @EvilDead24
      @EvilDead24 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Pyro The Skeleboi no, I clearly indicated where I made the edit to add that I lost my shit and literally laughed out loud

    • @EvilDead24
      @EvilDead24 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If he was clearly shooting a blaster, how would he be hitting it? I’m not stupid and can differentiate between the 2 different actions

  • @The85F0X
    @The85F0X 5 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    "The emperor doesn't want any more holes in the walls of the death star." LoL

  • @quibbles3234
    @quibbles3234 6 ปีที่แล้ว +286

    "You're awfully tall to be a stormtrooper."
    "Sorry sir, it won't happen again!"

  • @mustafacalkap26
    @mustafacalkap26 5 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    Showing death star at the backgroung while quoting "you may fire when ready" now thats brilliant

  • @GJBattles
    @GJBattles 5 ปีที่แล้ว +680

    Better acting, writing and characters than the sequel trilogy.

    • @Millquasproductions
      @Millquasproductions  5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Bless you 🤗

    • @michaelellams9105
      @michaelellams9105 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This is so much better than the prequels.

    • @cffrfgbfbfbf6941
      @cffrfgbfbfbf6941 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@michaelellams9105 nah the prequels are king especially Obi-Wan

    • @shauryapallav5674
      @shauryapallav5674 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@cffrfgbfbfbf6941 acting in sequels is better than prequels accept or not.

    • @shauryapallav5674
      @shauryapallav5674 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cffrfgbfbfbf6941 expect ROTS

  • @arapahoetactical7749
    @arapahoetactical7749 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    I spent over 20 years as an Air Force Combat Arms Instructor. I can relate. Too funny.

    • @andrewhemphill8999
      @andrewhemphill8999 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      What I want to know is if Marine and Army instructors go through the same thing.

    • @richardbeckenbaugh1805
      @richardbeckenbaugh1805 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@andrewhemphill8999As someone who has both in his family, yes. Particularly the marines. The stories they tell me are hilarious.

  • @billjoe9789
    @billjoe9789 5 ปีที่แล้ว +800

    Why has this taken four years to be in my recommended?

  • @tomzweifel
    @tomzweifel 6 ปีที่แล้ว +762

    Apparently there's zero muzzle discipline in the Empire.

    • @JustinStrife
      @JustinStrife 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Or finger discipline.

    • @The_Conflicted_Boulder
      @The_Conflicted_Boulder 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Or discipline in general.

    • @mackjones7688
      @mackjones7688 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I like how Hank told them not to aim the rifle at themself. So for the rest of the exercise... they took turns sweeping each other with the muzzle of that blaster rifle. With the safety off.
      Also... I have a theory on why storm troopers have been getting less accurate with each batch. They were fighting Jedi so often. It didn't make sense to give a Jedi a perfect pitch to get homerunned back into their face. 😂

    • @cocean158
      @cocean158 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He flagged everybody😂😂😂

    • @DavidB-vk8ei
      @DavidB-vk8ei 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      THIS IS GOING TO BE A INSTRUCTIONAL VIDEO IN MY FIREARMS CLASS. LOL...

  • @SaberFilms
    @SaberFilms 6 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Love how he says “you may fire when ready” while it cuts to the Death Star in frame

  • @HoviMy
    @HoviMy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    Ok, you gotta agree with me. This looks like something straight out of Red vs. Blue. (I'm talking about the humor)

    • @dootless3819
      @dootless3819 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Absolutely.

    • @ragnaroksbringer
      @ragnaroksbringer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Red v Blue had better writing for the first 8 seasons. After that, I'd agree with you.

    • @OurHourglass
      @OurHourglass 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I thought I heard Church at one point.

    • @bruce-le-smith
      @bruce-le-smith 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yes!

  • @nickmills8348
    @nickmills8348 5 ปีที่แล้ว +516

    Spoilers: oh course the black one dies first. Classic movie trope.

    • @Mustafa-cc1kr
      @Mustafa-cc1kr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      don't think about it

    • @KoishiVibin
      @KoishiVibin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      And his armor was useless, as expected.

    • @shadowyaylaci9078
      @shadowyaylaci9078 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Also the black one(the nova trooper a unit you could say is elite)dies first the strongest black guy dies

    • @surfside75
      @surfside75 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yr racist✔️😂

    • @dukecraig2402
      @dukecraig2402 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Other members of his family wear red shirts on Star Trek.

  • @stevehuffman7453
    @stevehuffman7453 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    Safest place to be when Stormtroopers are shooting:
    Directly in front of them.
    They unable to hit the broad side of a barn ... while inside the barn.

  • @overwatchassassin4466
    @overwatchassassin4466 7 ปีที่แล้ว +398

    I died when it said "Is it snack time yet?" This is so funny keep it up!

    • @chrisc.8985
      @chrisc.8985 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Overwatch Assassin well i read it pooooooooooooooooooooopooo

    • @dootless3819
      @dootless3819 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Chris C. What....

    • @jig6894
      @jig6894 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Snack time will be in a minute.....😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @angiew7285
    @angiew7285 6 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    “Don’t ever point the blaster at yourself”... *promptly points blaster and fellow trooper* LOL!

  • @darthrevan9632
    @darthrevan9632 6 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    "I've been shooting blasters my whole life"
    AND
    "The emperor doesn't want holes in the death stars WALLS!!!

  • @tylermcflyer3061
    @tylermcflyer3061 5 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    This is legit the highest quality short stupid (funny humorous stupid not pathetic stupid) funny Star Wars fan film

  • @adventuroushero1229
    @adventuroushero1229 5 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    This is why the republic preferred clones over humans in their army

    • @kyriss12
      @kyriss12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The problem is they’re still clones. You know how when you make a copy of a copy it never turns out right?

    • @jojofire12
      @jojofire12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@kyriss12 Umm, imperial troopers are hired not clones (unless left over from order 66)

    • @kyriss12
      @kyriss12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I know imperial storm troopers aren't clones. it was intended as a joke.

    • @jojofire12
      @jojofire12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kyriss12 My bad, I'm bad at reading sarcasm especially in text

    • @Mr.Crawlyo
      @Mr.Crawlyo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They still used clones

  • @jazeistoxic528
    @jazeistoxic528 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    LOL i lost it when he sniffed the blaster an the officer told him "NO" like a dog

    • @miniman3041
      @miniman3041 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @michaelmckinnon1591
      @michaelmckinnon1591 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He wasn't sniffing the blaster he was sniffing the other Stormtrooper's butt

  • @3-devolation892
    @3-devolation892 8 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    So authentic thats actually what I picture how they go threw training 😂😂😂

  • @Bayan1905
    @Bayan1905 9 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    This is how my nephew actually shoots. He would make an excellent stormtrooper.

    • @maxhojones
      @maxhojones 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Bayan1905 how old is your nephew?

    • @Bayan1905
      @Bayan1905 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      25

    • @maxhojones
      @maxhojones 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      and he will fire twenty round at a target thirty feet from his person without hitting it once? he'd make an awful stormtrooper. the are skilled marksmen who could easily hit their mark at that distance.

    • @saberstash3844
      @saberstash3844 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bayan1905 I hope you're joking

    • @Bayan1905
      @Bayan1905 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sadly I am not, visit the Annette Firearms Channel and you will see for yourself.

  • @rachelk3010
    @rachelk3010 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    2:28 *Hank points sternly at trooper like he's reprimanding a dog* "NO" 🤣🤣🤣

    • @slavesforging5361
      @slavesforging5361 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ia bout died laughing. like a pomeranian just crapped on the carpet.

    • @jimgilbert9984
      @jimgilbert9984 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The way he said it, you can tell he has a dog at home. 😂

  • @petergrasso9459
    @petergrasso9459 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    As a CMT in the marine corps this hits me so close i cant even express it

    • @michaelm5405
      @michaelm5405 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      After watching the video, then reading your comment, I have to ask. In basic training, do some of the new recruits act as if when They were initially broken down, that it was done via repeated blows to the head?

    • @andrewhemphill8999
      @andrewhemphill8999 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@michaelm54054 years later he never responded

    • @ced1106
      @ced1106 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Got shot by one of the trainees. 😋

  • @thrinmon
    @thrinmon 9 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    That... Was surprisingly good. Also that officer could narrate the shit out of just about anything, I'd imagine.

    • @KennethSee
      @KennethSee 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Right? He sounds like "the" quintessential Imperial officer.

  • @schmodedo
    @schmodedo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    Raisey handy McHanderstien...LOL my beer just went through my nose...Yes, it burns.

    • @vamwolf
      @vamwolf 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Your him arnt you

    • @tonyhedgewolf
      @tonyhedgewolf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Came here looking for this comment 😁

    • @slavesforging5361
      @slavesforging5361 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ditto!

  • @Felipe-os3we
    @Felipe-os3we 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I watched this when I was younger brings back memories

  • @OhThatSkeleton
    @OhThatSkeleton 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "You may fire when ready"
    Death star: *I see you choose death*

  • @princebowserjr.3266
    @princebowserjr.3266 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That got me laughing when he yelled don't sniff someone else's blaster

  • @bobafett8495
    @bobafett8495 8 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    Nice inclusion of the NovaTrooper

    • @Millquasproductions
      @Millquasproductions  8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Thanks for watching!

    • @kyloren5045
      @kyloren5045 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Millquas Movies Dude that was HILARIOUS!! 😂😂😂 u guys did amazing!!!!

    • @ashvanstuivenberg6596
      @ashvanstuivenberg6596 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      okay....i died xD

    • @phoenixwyvern355
      @phoenixwyvern355 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Too bad we will never see a Nova trooper

    • @albertschoise8091
      @albertschoise8091 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Boba Fett why aren’t you the trainer?

  • @GregHamblin
    @GregHamblin 10 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Hank is really good. Nice work Hank.

  • @thomasjanson
    @thomasjanson 10 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    This is soo good! would love to see more star wars sketches! :D

    • @Millquasproductions
      @Millquasproductions  10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thanks so much! Please sub and share. We're trying to create more content similar to this.

    • @SwebbXYMovies
      @SwebbXYMovies 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Come check out my channel. We do all sorts of comedy sketches and action scenes. If you enjoyed this, you will enjoy my channel.

    • @thiagomdoreadossamtos4535
      @thiagomdoreadossamtos4535 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      oo oo oo adoreii

  • @GhrelonMelon
    @GhrelonMelon 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I recognized you! You are actually in the Star Wars Outlaws game, outside in the outskirts you find Stormtroopers target practicing, while being instructed to ''squeeze the trigger''. I loved the detail and came back to let you know!

    • @Millquasproductions
      @Millquasproductions  4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@GhrelonMelon are we?!? I think they did a scene of ours in the mando

  • @BenDover-tk3jj
    @BenDover-tk3jj 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I like how this is an annual event meaning the Storm Troopers barely get any training anyways, which pretty much explains the aim in the movies

  • @patrickrutledge4660
    @patrickrutledge4660 9 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Priceless!

  • @callsignbard6655
    @callsignbard6655 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I remember Hank from back in the academy, always so bossy.

  • @raven-pu4gi
    @raven-pu4gi 8 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Try's to hit a fly, Hit's a Novatrooper

  • @nitrojunkie22
    @nitrojunkie22 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Should we take the safety off before we fire, or leave it on?" Classic.

  • @surfside75
    @surfside75 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Please please please bring this series back!✔️
    Ok everyone grab a blaster, -3 stormtroopers🤷😂🍻
    Ohh ew, safety off, daring.😱

  • @nou9096
    @nou9096 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I died when the middle stormtrooper started acting up with the blaster.

  • @swagysm645
    @swagysm645 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I love how the middle stormtrooper shoot his blaster like a gangster

  • @nameherepls2336
    @nameherepls2336 10 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    The second stormtrooper is so cool

  • @whitewool1589
    @whitewool1589 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I very rarely laugh at TH-cam videos anymore, though with this video I could not stop laughing. Amazing video!

    • @Millquasproductions
      @Millquasproductions  5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thanks for watching!

    • @whitewool1589
      @whitewool1589 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Millquas Movies of course! Keep up the great/hilarious videos!

  • @GingerSnak
    @GingerSnak 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I appreciate this guy the fact he is willing to read comments on a 4 year old video and like them is good the video was really funny

    • @Millquasproductions
      @Millquasproductions  5 ปีที่แล้ว

      All for y’all. I just appreciate people finally watching it. :)

  • @dogsarecool6530
    @dogsarecool6530 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is my new favorite video

  • @roadhouse6999
    @roadhouse6999 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "annual" explains a lot.
    In all seriousness I'm aware that when they're not dealing with plot armor, they're much more skilled.

  • @dcpinapels
    @dcpinapels 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "The Emperor doesn't want any more holes in the Death Star"
    Especially ones big enough for a star ship

  • @thebestofj.fraley
    @thebestofj.fraley 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ok, when I saw the Death Star in the background, I thought for sure one of them would shoot it down lol.😂😂😂😂

  • @Crossbones6732
    @Crossbones6732 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    The light applause after the target was hit did me in, lol.

  • @subsetgamingyt9524
    @subsetgamingyt9524 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Rise of Skywalker Spoilers
    General Pryde when he realized that Hux was a spy: 6:43

  • @tyberproductions8214
    @tyberproductions8214 7 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Lol the Death Star in the sky. 😂

    • @aresino1312
      @aresino1312 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      K Toy Productions Tarkin said that in the Death Star XD

    • @henrysmith4323
      @henrysmith4323 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ElderlyMother ikr

  • @Leviathan56
    @Leviathan56 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I like the, "you may fire when ready" refrence

  • @michaelthompson342
    @michaelthompson342 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Excellent (and good fun! I’m still smiling!)!

  • @u.v.s.5583
    @u.v.s.5583 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    - You may fire when ready!
    - Sir, are you implying that I can never fire in my life?

  • @garrettforeman1409
    @garrettforeman1409 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    When he was firing the blaster and started dancing like Trippie Red my drink came out of my mouth LMAO

  • @ashleyallan75
    @ashleyallan75 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I was wearing headphones when the fly sounds started, so i freaked out 😂

  • @scp-foundation1
    @scp-foundation1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    0:56 “your awfully tall to be a stormtrooper”
    “Won’t happen again sir”

  • @chrisdondero4448
    @chrisdondero4448 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    If you’re having a bad day at work, watch this video. It will make you smile. Great job.

  • @007Environment
    @007Environment 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Of those you see in this video, the man who is instructing is the Imperial Officer whereas those in white are Imperial Stormtroopers and the one in all black is the Imperial Comerade, which is the leader of the Imperial Stormtroopers. The Imperial Officer is the one who sometimes would say "You're in violation of Imperial Laws" in the video game "Dark Forces" when he spots you. The same man in this video who is the instructor could also very well be the voicing person who voiced the imperial human characters in Dark Forces.

  • @cathyvickers9063
    @cathyvickers9063 8 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    How did these guys ever get through BASIC TRAINING??

    • @ronaldthompson4989
      @ronaldthompson4989 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Its imperial era basic training. Can you put on the armor? Can you follow orders at least marginally well? Can you tell which is the dangerous end of your blaster? You're ready for deployment!

    • @ahu2872
      @ahu2872 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Actually in Star Wars stormtroopers are supposed to train since they were kids, but the movies are stupid and make their accuracy horrible

    • @ronaldthompson4989
      @ronaldthompson4989 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ahu2872 disney era lore?

    • @bozoforce
      @bozoforce 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Epic lit, you mistake storm troopers for clone troopers

    • @taxult
      @taxult 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@bozoforce He's talking about the First Order Troopers.

  • @jfs5873
    @jfs5873 9 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Your supposed to leave the safety on when you fire, wow those stormtroopers don't know anything...

  • @astralclub5964
    @astralclub5964 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I was number one in my stormtrooper target training. Out of 100 shots I hit the target twice! I’m off to sniper school!

  • @michelleayalagutierrez3448
    @michelleayalagutierrez3448 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    a stormtrooper: Misses 20 times
    Officer: Okay your in!

  • @casonstegall7655
    @casonstegall7655 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This is a classic. I used to watch this with my brother and our friends at chick fil an and they’d all be cracking up laughing. Then my brother sent this to me and it was still hilarious 😂

    • @Millquasproductions
      @Millquasproductions  11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Thank you. I’m glad you guys got some joy out of it :)

  • @Automaton23
    @Automaton23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    "You may fire when ready."
    Planet is destroyed.

    • @rachelk3010
      @rachelk3010 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      What? I must have missed something. 🤔

    • @Automaton23
      @Automaton23 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rachelk3010
      He says you may fire when ready to the storm troopers as the Death star is behind them.

    • @rachelk3010
      @rachelk3010 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Automaton23 ahh. 😆 May the pew-pew be with you, Leafy. Over'n out.

    • @slavesforging5361
      @slavesforging5361 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yeah, the actor actually super nailed that Tarkin tone on that! gotta love the attention to sound in this!

  • @zero7even
    @zero7even 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Me:
    TH-cam: want to watch a video on some storm troopers doing target practice
    Me: ok

  • @undeadinside3571
    @undeadinside3571 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Ive been shooting blasters all my life sir!" XD

  • @SaltStorm007
    @SaltStorm007 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    “Don’t use the blaster as a parasol……don’t sniff someone’s blaster”…..💯😂This is top tier😂 The best channels are always hidden! I have watched SO MANY of these and this is the first i’m seeing this genius video! New sub and I am about to binge some videos! Hope you all have a blessed one.

    • @Millquasproductions
      @Millquasproductions  2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@SaltStorm007 thanks for checking out our content!

  • @everan3508
    @everan3508 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    The jokes are so dumb and stupid it makes them hilarious. I LOVE IT

  • @erikcornelison6985
    @erikcornelison6985 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Good acting Hank!

  • @stevennemeth6256
    @stevennemeth6256 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Way better than any of the Disney fan fiction.

  • @VAULT-TEC_INC.
    @VAULT-TEC_INC. 8 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Should've stuck with clones!

    • @imperialsaint777
      @imperialsaint777 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sunset Rider IKR

    • @skrtskrtyt8089
      @skrtskrtyt8089 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stupid emperor eh?

    • @beasthunter1516
      @beasthunter1516 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah they really should of kept the clone and go for a different helmet design instead of the BucketHead Helmet design

    • @ronaldthompson4989
      @ronaldthompson4989 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The change was due to doctrine shift. The role of the military changed from traditional warfare against the seperatists to patrolling 'friendly' worlds. This, combined with the Tarkin Doctrine (which basically said its impossible to amass enough forces to properly police the entire galaxy, so we're better off intimidating the population into compliance) meant quantity became more important than quality. Instead of a single squad of clones born and raised for war, an entire battalion recruited and given 2 weeks training.

    • @b-1commanderbattledroiduj-889
      @b-1commanderbattledroiduj-889 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      No.

  • @patrickwentzell4638
    @patrickwentzell4638 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It was a good shot well it's good to have practice very important also not getting distracted from anything else is good too

  • @SheldonAdama17
    @SheldonAdama17 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    A Star Trek redshirt and a stormtrooper get into a firefight.
    The stormtrooper misses every shot.
    The redshirt dies anyway.

  • @FelixTsang
    @FelixTsang 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    This is an official training video of the stormtroopers.

  • @Jrlomay
    @Jrlomay 7 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I've had BB guns and I know one thing: NEVER HIP FIRE A RIFLE

    • @Millquasproductions
      @Millquasproductions  7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lol!

    • @NorthropFan1997
      @NorthropFan1997 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I forgot what would happen.

    • @cosenh1228
      @cosenh1228 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      But the heavy class in star wars battlefront 2 fire like that

    • @samirvine84
      @samirvine84 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It’s not a BBgun so f you idiot

    • @Mr.Crawlyo
      @Mr.Crawlyo 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes

  • @TheNefastor
    @TheNefastor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Still a better story than The Last Jedi : at least it explains a lot.

    • @Millquasproductions
      @Millquasproductions  5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Love you

    • @TheNefastor
      @TheNefastor 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Millquasproductions thanks, the feeling's mutual 😁

    • @albertjackinson
      @albertjackinson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TheNefastor Okay, THAT'S a big exaggeration.

    • @TheNefastor
      @TheNefastor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@albertjackinson no it isn't. TLJ only explained one thing : war profiteering is bad, which everyone already knows. Everything else in that movie makes absolutely no sense, from the stupid dreadnaught scene to Leia Poppins to Ross's behaviour in any situation, to the Holdo maneuver, and the list goes on.

    • @albertjackinson
      @albertjackinson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TheNefastor Well, have your own opinion. I'm not going to try to argue with you because I can tell you're not going to budge and I'm not going to budge, either.

  • @geetasara6888
    @geetasara6888 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Stormtroopers are really good at shooting.
    Research says that they are better than the rebels and than human soldiers as well.
    I ain't kidding.

  • @xgamingyoutube7081
    @xgamingyoutube7081 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love the costumes
    Nice work 😀

  • @mst3kJoel
    @mst3kJoel 10 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I have a good feeling about this.

  • @anarchytelevision8445
    @anarchytelevision8445 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Wow, this took 9 years to get recommended to me

  • @randomlyaverage9181
    @randomlyaverage9181 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Aww, its somewhat heartwarming to see that Hank's a married man.

    • @liammarek9122
      @liammarek9122 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      His name isn't Hank! Who told you that? Because it isn't true.

    • @randomlyaverage9181
      @randomlyaverage9181 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@liammarek9122 Sorry Commander Hank!

    • @lawenforcer9864
      @lawenforcer9864 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey Hank! Can I have your autograph?

  • @Periwinkleflower
    @Periwinkleflower 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is the most funniest StarWars Fan film ever! I was laughing the entire time. Great Job creating the video!

  • @dodolemagnifique
    @dodolemagnifique 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Precision is the name of the game.
    Lol !!!! Good one, Hank :)

  • @arohk1579
    @arohk1579 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Now if you want to hit something be a Tie Pilot, we never miss hitting ship's, asteroids, the ground, each other see were the best :).

  • @seannemo8076
    @seannemo8076 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Who else cringed when the "instructor" flagged his whole class with the blaster at 2:52? Just me?

  • @ROCKETCAFEMUSIC
    @ROCKETCAFEMUSIC 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    TH-cam reccomend this to me in 2019 November

  • @4godliv
    @4godliv 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lots of excellent flagging there, no muzzle control at all.

  • @jaggergreenberger9239
    @jaggergreenberger9239 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That was the best thing I’ve seen all day

  • @teanimate2328
    @teanimate2328 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    But you know what?
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    They did surgery on a grape

  • @The85F0X
    @The85F0X 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    This is what it's like being SF, training the Iraqi army.

  • @crisagrm9665
    @crisagrm9665 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Loved it, it was hilarious!

  • @ronaldbrown5991
    @ronaldbrown5991 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    With only 3 people showing up for drill sounds like my last National Guard unit.