“I know when my Vicodin isn’t Vicodin… do you know when you’re Birth Control Pills aren’t Birth Control Pills.” -I’ve said it before but I think this is the most savage House quotes.
Lol I find it funny that taub ended up not being fired simply because house was attracted to a woman in the same row as him😂... why don’t I remember this scene
@@evaolthuis6389 yea man havent reached to that part yet but saw it in a edit.... That broke me bruh .... she shouldnt have been killed so early but i dont know .... if it progresses the plot ?
@@Bannanboii it kind of progressed the plot. but it’s just sad that the writers only chose to kill her off for Wilson’s development. Love him, but the series would’ve been 10x better if Amber stayed alive.
@@slushi_em He was so clumsy and admiral; setting a patient on fire and electrocuting himself to resuscitate a patient leading to him being targeted by Cuddy to be fired through Cole. House respected it and his rampages were alike to house
If your mental state is bad and if you watch this series it will do 1 of 2 things: you will either get depressed or you will laugh a lot and see the ridiculous stuff and that will make you see life in a new light.
If you're in a bad mental state, don't forget most people on the message boards are in the same state. You're not alone, you're surrounded by crazy people.
1:07 is exactly me when someone has any sort of request, and I'm in a good mood. Just saying "no" to anything, but even before I know what their request is. It's the best thing ever. Especially when you do it to someone who is above you, but they are desperate, in which case I just make sure they understand it is a joke. It can get you very far if the people you deal with aren't complete idiots without basic understanding for humour.
Yeah...after the first couple I turned my volume down. I'm going deaf enough as it is. Turns out, having headphones on too loud (they weren't THAT loud, I swear!!) for too long really *does* mess with your hearing. Seriously. You only get one set of eardrums. Don't take them for granted.
Yes lol Gregory House. Or Greg for short. He doesn't look like a Greg or a Gregory, though, in my opinion. Gah, I've said them too much and now they don't sound like real names.
This is what happens when a show and its comedy are already top tier but a random YT idiot decides to throw in sound effects and memes to ... "spruce it up"?
*"HEY WILSON!* I'm gonna go cut some cripple's eye out! Y'wanna come watch?"
"........good times."
3:04 btw.
“I know when my Vicodin isn’t Vicodin… do you know when you’re Birth Control Pills aren’t Birth Control Pills.” -I’ve said it before but I think this is the most savage House quotes.
I love how quickly the smirk on Cuddy’s face is wiped off.
"I can't hire a team based on a 10 minute interview. What if I don't like having sex with them ?" *agressive guitar solo*
That's why we love House
please make more of these!!! i've rewatched the entire show so many times, this is the only format that still manages to surprise me lol
thank you omg this is actually motivating me coz i was kinda like nah it's not worth the time spent making them
Has anyone ever told you you're a psychopath or we watching eight seasons again..😢
@@jedits2570 i know im like 6 months late but i like them too lol
@@jedits2570 definitely do more! i subbed
+1, i would watch these on repeat if you did more lmao@@jedits2570
I love how he nearly fires Taub but changes his mind cuz he saw a pretty girl (You can see Taub leaving at 1:55)
Lol I find it funny that taub ended up not being fired simply because house was attracted to a woman in the same row as him😂... why don’t I remember this scene
I think it was the same with the old guy that wasn’t a doctor.
Which episode was this?
@@m.khodaie1407 s4 episode 2
I would like to tell you that this is 100% the funniest house out of contact compilations that I have ever seen
2:46:
“And kids, that’s how uncle Wilson fell in love with auntie Amber!”
And she dies
@@Bannanboii i was trying to forget that part actually ☺️
@@evaolthuis6389 yea man havent reached to that part yet but saw it in a edit.... That broke me bruh .... she shouldnt have been killed so early but i dont know .... if it progresses the plot ?
@@Bannanboii it kind of progressed the plot. but it’s just sad that the writers only chose to kill her off for Wilson’s development. Love him, but the series would’ve been 10x better if Amber stayed alive.
@@evaolthuis6389 oh thanks for not spoiling the show....
"I bought some Islam yesterday" is wild💀😂
"That cat sure does love lasagna" is one of my favorite lines. Up there with the "lake fishing is fun for the whole family " line.
I miss Kutner man, and season 4 og trio were so good with the "Technically, we don't need to care, but yet again we are forced to" dynamic
Seeing Kutner again is enough to give someone a mental breakdown. I miss him so much 😔
I miss kutner so much, he's like the opposite of house and thats so funny
@@slushi_em He was so clumsy and admiral; setting a patient on fire and electrocuting himself to resuscitate a patient leading to him being targeted by Cuddy to be fired through Cole. House respected it and his rampages were alike to house
I refused to believe he was dead at first, i was like "No, they're gonna save them, just wait."
"asmr digging up a grave"😂🤣🤣
I have never watched this show but have seen clips and am in kind a bad mental state but these videos help a lot thank you for making them!
I hope you are doing better, please talk to a close friend and/or loved one.
this touches me so much, i'm so glad i was able to make your days a little bit lighter
If your mental state is bad and if you watch this series it will do 1 of 2 things: you will either get depressed or you will laugh a lot and see the ridiculous stuff and that will make you see life in a new light.
If you're in a bad mental state, don't forget most people on the message boards are in the same state. You're not alone, you're surrounded by crazy people.
7:46
*elementary, my dear Wilson*
"Elementary, my dear Holmes" if you get it, you get it
"I'm gonna piss off one of them and they both scare me"
need more, him throwing hospital supplies killed me😭😭
.51-“and a large Coke. No ice.” Poor Wilson got caught. 😂😂😂😂
“Your porn is in the second drawer” - Cameron
shes like a mom
I like it
5:43 This is one of the most hysterically stupid things I've ever seen someone do.
3:23
Cuddy read that off like a server going thru beer on draft. 😂
2:53 - Wilson: Damn, she low key kind of fine
2:16 she's on FIREEEEE I'M DYINGGGGG
The best part is that cuddy finds his guitar playing as a turn-on 0:08
1:20 IM SOBBING I LOVE THIS SCENE🙏🫶
11:12
I'm going in, Rambo style
*proceeds to sniff clothes intensely*
"I'm going in... Rambo style!"
*proceeds to inhale random people close*
And the viewer dies on the floor laughing
The guy : Help !!
House : HELLLLPPPP !! WE NEED A WHEELCHAIR !!
11:12 foreman is such a mood
6:11 is peak
The silence adds so much to it
Love that part😂
These are fantastic, thank you so much!
i was rounding up from 50% 😭
Love Wilson’s hat 6:40
2:49 the moment when Wilson fell in love
The editing is simple and yet so effective
11:39 the last one 😭🤣
House, $13K/$0.04 per rubber glove = 325,000 rubber gloves
Now, how many are in a box?
@@EddieHawkinsIIroughly 100 per box, so about 3,250 boxes
So around 2 Tons of rubber gloves
7:12 its 325,000. your welcome
the way he screams house at the end I'm dead
2:50 is when Wilson falls for amber
"Excellent disguise, House." 😂
6:07 is me and my friend asking our teacher to do somthing stupid
I love all these videos sm well doneeee u did such a good job compiling great clips ❤
1:07 is exactly me when someone has any sort of request, and I'm in a good mood. Just saying "no" to anything, but even before I know what their request is. It's the best thing ever. Especially when you do it to someone who is above you, but they are desperate, in which case I just make sure they understand it is a joke. It can get you very far if the people you deal with aren't complete idiots without basic understanding for humour.
The fact that the last 3 clips are part of the saddest and most impactful pair of episodes in the entire series is something
2:19 that caught me off guard 😭💀
"26 year old female, gas line exploded under her building, she was pulled out of the rubble after 6 hours"
*absolutely fucking shreds the guitar*
🎸 🎸 🎸 🎸 🎸 🎸
5:24 IM DEAD
house: ohhhh you're selling religion, sorry I bought some islam yesterday
I'm planning on using that if I get the chance
9:00 i would jell at the top of my lungs: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE, PRAISE KHORNE!!!
I cannot with these edits HAAHSKDJHALSKJDHLAKSJDH
*Slams cane into glass* 'Opps'
house! house! HOUSE!
I love this one.
This show was awesome...
Can we appreciate the fact that God from SPN is just chilling there at 9:15 ? O_O
that cat sure loves lasagna
These are so good 😂
Can you normalize the volume?
Wait wait wait wait wait! "It's Wilson's lunch" Then some dame goes "20 month old baby". What the hell?!
0:00 house is the twelfth doctor confirmed??
what app do you use to edit? nice vid!!! made me laugh even tho im sick 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
I wish this kinda stuff happened at the hospital where i work😂
Not the 2025 shirt in the first episode, when this was made in 2008 I believe. Though I think it’s supposed to be a world peace shirt.
Anyone know what episode the last bit is from? "House? House?! H O U S E !"
s4ep15 :)
oh what’s that guitar lick called it’s so sick
6:22 what does that mean. The added captions
It means nothing.
it means lol in some cultures
Gosh i so wanted the og trio to back, but all shit blew up in s7.
MY EARS but was a funny video 😂😂
why you stoped? This is the greatest thing i ever see
Lmfaooo this is gold.
Have you ever heard audio balancing?
No
You don't balance Audio if it's about house
3:03😮🤣
HEY W I L S O N 😂
what's the episode where house is on tv with cuddy sipping her tea?? (serious question)
What episode is 1:30 ?
Wait a second. 8:00. Is that from Primeval?
Love the edits! Please turn the music interjections down though, oh my god i got jumpscared and ear-raped
Yeah...after the first couple I turned my volume down. I'm going deaf enough as it is. Turns out, having headphones on too loud (they weren't THAT loud, I swear!!) for too long really *does* mess with your hearing.
Seriously. You only get one set of eardrums. Don't take them for granted.
I love the sly race jokes they throw in, the dark skinned black guy is named Cole 😂
11:32 fucking hilarious
What’s the song House is playing in the beginning?
God tier
N O P E 😂
since I’ve never watched this show, I always leave these videos with one question: who’s having sex with who?
5:35
......wut?
There is no little part of you
House 😍
His names Greg??????
Yes lol Gregory House. Or Greg for short. He doesn't look like a Greg or a Gregory, though, in my opinion. Gah, I've said them too much and now they don't sound like real names.
9:28
1:20 2:41
I‘m sorry but this is pretty horrible. Ruined by all the added stuff and the audio almost blew up my speakers.
I don't see the point of these things, for House fanatics only.
This is what happens when a show and its comedy are already top tier but a random YT idiot decides to throw in sound effects and memes to ... "spruce it up"?
Yes, as it makes it even better
This show reminded me why no one likes Olivia Wilde.
What?!?! How could you say this Olivia Wilde is great!
More people like Olivia wilde than like you
What? Why?
I never heard that
This show was waaaay before all that.
Shut up she is great, her character was so well-written
God tier