Tsar Bomba. The bomb was built in 1961 by a group of Soviet physicists that notably included Andrei Sakarov. At the time the Cold War between the USSR and the United States of America had grown increasingly tense. Meant to be a show of Soviet strength, the three-stage bomb was unparalleled in power. It had a 100-megaton capacity, though the resulting fallout from such a blast was considered too dangerous for a test situation. Thus, it was modified to yield 50 megatons, which was estimated to be about 3,800 times the strength of the U.S. bomb dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki during World War II. In addition, the fusion process of the Soviet device was altered, dramatically lessening the fallout. The resulting weapon weighed 27 tons, with a length of some 26 feet (8 metres) and a diameter of about 7 feet (2 metres). Although officially known as RDS-220, it acquired numerous nicknames, most notably Tsar Bomba in the West.
Ok..... The Weirdest Food Combination I Had Was At 2:36am, I Ate, In This Order, A Bowl Of Pasta, An Entire Container Of Marshmallow Fluff, A Whole Can Of Peas, Another Bowl Of Pasta, And 6 Cans Of Dr Pepper.
That HOTDOGS guy i can tell you he has gotten a raise he works at chase field in phoenix and we have told him be deserves a raise before and he has actually gotten on
Ha (Huh?), hey bel, la bastichi La papaya, du la potato (Yeah, la potato, oh, yeah) [Chorus] I count money (Nuh-nuh-nuh, nuh-nuh-nuh, no) I count money (Nuh-nuh-nuh, nuh-nuh-nuh, no) I count money (Nuh-nuh-nuh, nuh-nuh-nuh, no) I swerve in a Humvee (Nuh-nuh-nuh) I just went crazy, I did it I just went crazy, I did it, huh I just went crazy, I did it, huh I just went crazy, I did it I made a song for the Minions, uh How much they paid me? A million I shop and then donate to charity (Woo, I donate it to charity) Take a cranky, I be smacking the ceiling, uh I call a Minion my children (Children) I call my children my Minions We taking over the world (The world) We make a whole lot of millions [Verse 1] I need you to listen (Yeah) I'm a rich Minion (Yeah) We touch lot of millions Yeah, I don't like Vector (I don't like- I don't like Vector) Yeah, I don't like Vector (Take 'em out) Yeah, my diamonds glitter (Yeah) I just pulled up in Tonka with all of the minions, we takin' a picture (Ooh, ah-ooh) I had to make me some stacks (What?) I had to make me some bands (Yeah) I had to make me some money (The money) You know that I'm in high demand (A lot) I called the Minion up and this what he said: Ha (Huh?), hey bel, la bastichi La papaya, du la potato (Yeah, la potato, oh, yeah) [Chorus] I count money (Nuh-nuh-nuh, nuh-nuh-nuh, no) I count money (Nuh-nuh-nuh, nuh-nuh-nuh, no) I count money (Nuh-nuh-nuh, nuh-nuh-nuh, no) I swerve in a Humvee (Nuh-nuh-nuh) I just went crazy, I did it I just went crazy, I did it, huh I just went crazy, I did it, huh I just went crazy, I did it I made a song for the Minions, uh How much they paid me? A million I shop and then donate to charity (Woo, I donate it to charity) Take a cranky, I be smacking the ceiling, uh I call a Minion my children (Children) I call my children my Minions We taking over the world (The world) We make a whole lot of millions [Verse 2] I got diamonds on my body, I got every flavor I'm in high demand, got a lot of millions I got a high demand, I got all my millions, uh I'm in high demand, I got all my millions I'm inside that Tonka, inside with all my twins Pull up with all my goons, pull up with all my Minions If my Minions, they don't want you, we can't let you in Made this song for like two million, you know I always win Tried to save my Minions, make money, man, that's all we did I call my Minions up, they said [?] It's bananas for the Minions and my pockets bread We do not think 'bout these haters, we just count this bread [Chorus] I count money (Nuh-nuh-nuh, nuh-nuh-nuh, no) I count money (Nuh-nuh-nuh, nuh-nuh-nuh, no) I count money (Nuh-nuh-nuh, nuh-nuh-nuh, no) I swerve in a Humvee (Nuh-nuh-nuh) I just went crazy, I did it I just went crazy, I did it, huh I just went crazy, I did it, huh I just went crazy, I did it I made a song for the Minions, uh How much they paid me? A million I shop and then donate to charity (Woo, I donate it to charity) Take a cranky, I be smacking the ceiling, uh I call a Minion my children (Children) I call my children my Minions We taking over the world (The world) We make a whole lot of millions [Outro: The Minions] Ha (Huh?), hey bel, la bastichi La papaya, du la potato (Yeah, la potato, oh, yeah)
bro got a sponsor on a reaction vid
use code crispy on manscaped fellas
Yes, sir
LMAO U ACTUALLY GOT THE SPONSOR
No, I don't think I will
James Charles is hiding in my closet please send help
No!!! He’s gonna put makeup on my pp and make it look like the dick in the beginning of jackass forever
i don’t even have to laugh to know I’m a bad person
Hit to close to home
th-cam.com/video/N-zj5wqJuq4/w-d-xo.html
💀
Relatable
I thought this exact thing as soon as I saw the title
Crispy really called blind people "viewers"
hearers
OMG BROOOO I DIDNT THINK ABOUT THAT
ohhhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo thats not okkkkk
based comment / childhood / adulthood
How rude, what if a blind person saw this.
The blind people part had me laugh my ass off lmao love you crispy boy
Crispy: But have you considered the healt benefits of taking care down there?
Me: A hole forest down there... 👀
Bruh fr I could cover a whole bald head with it
you spelled whole wrong you did hole
A hole
@Alan that’s the joke
9:47
Well, in order to have kids crispy, you need to find someone that loves you
(I love you a Crispy)
Foul
Personally wouldn’t take that 😂
Jesus man...the dunk killed me. I cried laughing for sure. I didn't expect him to come flying into frame like that, lmfao
love ya crispy, keep up the great content ❤️
it a good day when Crispy uploads 🙂🙂🙂
Yup
No doubt
best feeling
crispy i’m so high and this is the funniest video i’ve seen in my life
7:56 chris pratt's job after rolling as Garfield mario and a fricken lego
THIS IS A CERTIFIED HOOD CLASSIC
crispy is the king of ad transitions
Really glad I subbed to this channel. It's like, 2x the amount of crispy
Ambatakammm
You gotta love how crispy takes an unoriginal idea and makes it entertaining with the editing and how he holds in his laughs
Crispy : to all my blind viewers
Viewers= a person who looks at or inspects something.
I LAUGHED AT THE SPONSOR MORE THAN THE VIDEO LMAOOO
"For all the blind viewers" -Crispy
6:00 *cries from laughing*
9:03 this man is hilarious
BROOOOO i love Brandon sm, I can't believe he made it into a Crispy video
i laughed uncontrollably for all 14:54 minutes of this video.
RIP Technoblade
Rip my pfp. Also his birthday was yesterday
shut up no one wants your preaching.
2:18 I kept spaming skip til it said IT EVEN MAKES YOUR PACKAGE LOOK BIGGER
2:15
Bro rly said “I wonder if I have any blind viewers” 💀 💀 💀
"I can't wait to have kids and mess with them like." Me wondering when that would ever even happen to Crsipy
Please make more music it is so dope ong
“Put down the scissors” why was that so funny to me lol
Tsar Bomba. The bomb was built in 1961 by a group of Soviet physicists that notably included Andrei Sakarov. At the time the Cold War between the USSR and the United States of America had grown increasingly tense. Meant to be a show of Soviet strength, the three-stage bomb was unparalleled in power. It had a 100-megaton capacity, though the resulting fallout from such a blast was considered too dangerous for a test situation. Thus, it was modified to yield 50 megatons, which was estimated to be about 3,800 times the strength of the U.S. bomb dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki during World War II. In addition, the fusion process of the Soviet device was altered, dramatically lessening the fallout. The resulting weapon weighed 27 tons, with a length of some 26 feet (8 metres) and a diameter of about 7 feet (2 metres). Although officially known as RDS-220, it acquired numerous nicknames, most notably Tsar Bomba in the West.
mans so good that he watched a 20 minute video and turned it into a 15 minute video
9:00 my mom, wondering why I’m watching some random guy flip me off
11:10 Star Wars celebration was just at Anaheim so yeah I think ur tight
peter grabbing the kid made me laugh so FUCKING hard it caught me by surprise so bad
Usually I don’t laugh at these but this one got me tripping
2:50 he laughed tho! 😂😂😂 You lose
he never said that if you laugh you lose. he said that if you laugh youre a bad person
“Shoutout to the blind VIEWERS” -crispy
Can’t imagine listening to crispy like he’s a podcaster or something, stuff would be so out of congext
@@johnnyciville9282 congext
@@shoobadoo123 congext
4:10 nah this guy looks like peter griffen in real life and that clip was after a peter griffen clip.
how does crispy come with the smoothest transitions into sponsers? like please give us intel
5:46 he is about to give birth to a hog to become HOGRIDAAAAAA
That sponsor transition was almost as smooth as my brain
His videos alone make me laugh🤣🤣. “Ooooh hell nooooooooooooo.”
5:02 this dude’s toilet look better than your gaming PC
Anything with people messing with people under the beds, I die on it! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
go tank you so much for greating all the bilnd people❤❤
when that call of duty intense music kicks in and you know theres always someone abouta hit ya with a riot shield 2:40 - 2:43
"shout out to all the blind viewers" that sentence made no sense 😂
The hoop one almost got me
I put zero sugar gadoraid with lucky charms ate the whole thing my stomach wasn’t the same since
Crispy: Looks like an MW3 Riot Shield!
*Black Ops 2 music plays*
New crispy video means 39 buried, 0 found
She hit her with the "are you insecure?"💀💀
Personally as a blind viewer, I thank you for the respect.
dont you mean ,p}son,y z a bl view}1 ,i ?ank y =! respect4
Wait something ain’t adding up how did he type this
@@thecourier6189 legally blind
It's nice to see blind people on youtube
@thecourier6189 speak to text, they can speak and the text appears. Also there a option on phone that reads out everything on the screen
7:38 bro just got caught in 4k 😂
4:06 I SWEAR THATS MY COMPUTER SCIENCE TEACHER MR PARKER
crispy: "i could shave on stream, which brings us to our sponsor, MANSCAPED" me: " yes shave them balls on stream."
1:39 BARS🗣️
love you crispy
12:34 flour bombers it actually a reference to the show victorious 😭
Ok..... The Weirdest Food Combination I Had Was At 2:36am, I Ate, In This Order, A Bowl Of Pasta, An Entire Container Of Marshmallow Fluff, A Whole Can Of Peas, Another Bowl Of Pasta, And 6 Cans Of Dr Pepper.
Crispy:
"The lawnmower 4.0 is definitely my favorite tool in the manscape pack"
Bro said “blind VEWERS” 😂😂😂
crispy did the blind people dirty
That HOTDOGS guy i can tell you he has gotten a raise he works at chase field in phoenix and we have told him be deserves a raise before and he has actually gotten on
About time you uploaded this.
Bro I literally just watched that video before I watched you react to it. Anyways, I love you bro, keep up the great work.
the fricking start 😂😂
“Shoutout to all the blind viewers” - Crispy 2022
Crispy is elite
Saw the title and immediately had to click cuz I just know I would laugh 🤣
4:47 bros ling in rainbow road💀
Ling💀
I couldn’t stop laughing during the sponsor….
8:55 he really just asked if he has, BLIND VIEWERS?!
Ha (Huh?), hey bel, la bastichi
La papaya, du la potato (Yeah, la potato, oh, yeah)
[Chorus]
I count money (Nuh-nuh-nuh, nuh-nuh-nuh, no)
I count money (Nuh-nuh-nuh, nuh-nuh-nuh, no)
I count money (Nuh-nuh-nuh, nuh-nuh-nuh, no)
I swerve in a Humvee (Nuh-nuh-nuh)
I just went crazy, I did it
I just went crazy, I did it, huh
I just went crazy, I did it, huh
I just went crazy, I did it
I made a song for the Minions, uh
How much they paid me? A million
I shop and then donate to charity (Woo, I donate it to charity)
Take a cranky, I be smacking the ceiling, uh
I call a Minion my children (Children)
I call my children my Minions
We taking over the world (The world)
We make a whole lot of millions
[Verse 1]
I need you to listen (Yeah)
I'm a rich Minion (Yeah)
We touch lot of millions
Yeah, I don't like Vector (I don't like- I don't like Vector)
Yeah, I don't like Vector (Take 'em out)
Yeah, my diamonds glitter (Yeah)
I just pulled up in Tonka with all of the minions, we takin' a picture (Ooh, ah-ooh)
I had to make me some stacks (What?)
I had to make me some bands (Yeah)
I had to make me some money (The money)
You know that I'm in high demand (A lot)
I called the Minion up and this what he said:
Ha (Huh?), hey bel, la bastichi
La papaya, du la potato (Yeah, la potato, oh, yeah)
[Chorus]
I count money (Nuh-nuh-nuh, nuh-nuh-nuh, no)
I count money (Nuh-nuh-nuh, nuh-nuh-nuh, no)
I count money (Nuh-nuh-nuh, nuh-nuh-nuh, no)
I swerve in a Humvee (Nuh-nuh-nuh)
I just went crazy, I did it
I just went crazy, I did it, huh
I just went crazy, I did it, huh
I just went crazy, I did it
I made a song for the Minions, uh
How much they paid me? A million
I shop and then donate to charity (Woo, I donate it to charity)
Take a cranky, I be smacking the ceiling, uh
I call a Minion my children (Children)
I call my children my Minions
We taking over the world (The world)
We make a whole lot of millions
[Verse 2]
I got diamonds on my body, I got every flavor
I'm in high demand, got a lot of millions
I got a high demand, I got all my millions, uh
I'm in high demand, I got all my millions
I'm inside that Tonka, inside with all my twins
Pull up with all my goons, pull up with all my Minions
If my Minions, they don't want you, we can't let you in
Made this song for like two million, you know I always win
Tried to save my Minions, make money, man, that's all we did
I call my Minions up, they said [?]
It's bananas for the Minions and my pockets bread
We do not think 'bout these haters, we just count this bread
[Chorus]
I count money (Nuh-nuh-nuh, nuh-nuh-nuh, no)
I count money (Nuh-nuh-nuh, nuh-nuh-nuh, no)
I count money (Nuh-nuh-nuh, nuh-nuh-nuh, no)
I swerve in a Humvee (Nuh-nuh-nuh)
I just went crazy, I did it
I just went crazy, I did it, huh
I just went crazy, I did it, huh
I just went crazy, I did it
I made a song for the Minions, uh
How much they paid me? A million
I shop and then donate to charity (Woo, I donate it to charity)
Take a cranky, I be smacking the ceiling, uh
I call a Minion my children (Children)
I call my children my Minions
We taking over the world (The world)
We make a whole lot of millions
[Outro: The Minions]
Ha (Huh?), hey bel, la bastichi
La papaya, du la potato (Yeah, la potato, oh, yeah)
Bro I cried laughing on the first one
i got a great food combination for you crispy the costco precooked buffalo tendys and some vanilla icecream
4:32 german brother
🙋♂️
No one:
Crispy: "shoutout to all the blind viewers"
i need that crispy merch
1:39 bro has bars
Taking care down there 😂
7:17 I lost at this part
1:08 that guy is Brandon Farris if anyone was wondering
The worse part is it wasn’t a sponsor at first and he still pulled it off🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bro I laughed at the advertisement for the shaving stuff.
Title: if you laugh you’re a BAD person
Crispy every 10 seconds: HEHEHEHAW
Actual good content
I never thought the men sheep would make it on
Someone kept saying"can i go to the bathroom" 8 f-ing times lol
i lost at the dunk. sorry that sht was epic lmao
To all the blind people, he flipped you off.
As someone who is legally blind I laughed when you flipped us off.
me whenever i see a sponsorship in a video: ⏩⏩⏩
The fuckin Kenan & Kel meme had me crying 💀😭
7:41 who esle thought they were beans
Ok that's a godly sponsor
foolish mortal, I was a bad person before this
"What the Heeeeeeeeeelll ohh my god no wayeyayeya"
Thanks crispy
mama im a criminal
5:50 struggle meal