I then look forward to them both announcing the inevitable port of the unreleased game for my Refrigerator, Dryer and Ti-83 Calculator in another 10 years! 😊
Borderlands cannot be worse than Bloodrayne, Bloodrayne 2: Deliverance, or Bloodrayne: The Third Reich, even though the third installment of the Bloodrayne film franchise includes Clint Howard as “Doctor Mangler”
There's something fascinating about how baffled tech journalism becomes when something big happens that's not centered around America or Western Europe.
I really think that Atari should have just had the 2600+ plays only 2600 games, and then have the 7800+ play both. But the sheer amount of homebrew games being made for the 7800 is giving it a lot more life, and making getting one a much more worthwhile console.
*FINALLY!!!* Tell Peter that I'm ready for my virtual best friend to finally grace my XB360 Kinect and give me the joys of human interaction... he PROMISED, and Peter never lies! God knows I've been waiting here with baited breath alone in this room since then. 😔
Jeff what the fuck I was trying to go through my whole life without knowing the plot of Jumping Jack Flash. I would always see the cover art for that movie in video stores back in the day, and in my head canon it was her that was named Jumping Jack Flash.
love you and all that man but i think you being a bit harsh on black myth wukong and game science, besides all the controversies you've gotta give them some props, its a first big game for chinese gaming industry without some of predatory schemes of the big giants
That Black Myth Wukong thing was people going into full rage mode until the vast majority of people found out the game is amazing and then everybody stopped caring about the review rules.
Hyping the fact that you brought the old team back, when there name is still 22cans, the same people that scammed the winner of the cube and abandoned Godus, it was not a good move by Molyneux, but when was he ever smart enough to not fall into easy traps.
Nobody makes updated 5.1/7.1 3.5mm surround sound HDMI audio extractors anymore, but nobody makes True Surround Sound Analog headphones anymore either (thanks Linus)
What games were he involved in. Because everything I've read about him is he's a photo shy internet addict, who makes bold claims on the Spawncast, has Screen wave as a MCN, had a bunch of failed youtube channels stretching back a decade, and is know to basically just post guesses online as "leaks" that rarely turn out to have not already been sourced weeks or months earlier by someone else. And half the time turn out to be bunk. He might be a nice guy, not sure - but as a 'leaker' or 'insider', he's a shady character imo. If he made anything cool, I'd be interested.
My favorite peter Molyneux memory was an e3 trailer for fable 3 (if i'm remembering correctly) where your character could reach out and hold hands with other characters. He made that mechanic sound so cool but it was so dumb.
My parents bought me a 7800 as a kid because it would play all the games they'd bought me for the 2600. Can confirm my memories lack fondness when every other living room in the neighborhood had a Nintendo
Jeff you bastard, it only takes a passing refernce to 'Send Me An Angel' to send me down the Rad wormhole, now I gotta go watch the BMX slow dance Prom scene from that movie again...Rad
I can almost guarantee you that they did a survey and Eternal Champions won. Jeff’s rant against EC was delusional. It wasn’t a good game. But being a good game has absolutely nothing to do with being a movie that sells tickets. And a LOT of people have mindshare for Eternal Champions.
I was one of the 10 people that had a 7800, and one of the 2 that liked it, lol. Since I didn't buy the 2600 + I probably would opt for the 7800 aesthetic. I played lots of Choplifter and Food Fight
There is no better videogame soundtrack than Streets of Rage 2. Streets of Rage 1's is pretty much S-tier too, even if the game doesn't really hold up.
It clearly says "Return of Molyneux" but somehow my brain translates it to "Molyneux have spent his money". I hope the "self funded" part is Molyneux funding it and not those other devs lol because you know... that would be funny in the saddest way possible.
About UK people liking your content. Most Americans have no idea about micros, they've been raised on Nintendo. Your perspective is different in that sense.
It’s more complicated than that. But yeah. It’s disturbing the number of American people who think they are “amateur video game historians” and have no understanding of the medium at all. They have a very specific “80s suburban kid” perspective that goes NES/Genesis/Playstation (I’m simplifying) and that’s it.
If it helps bring any brit peace - some of us had micros too (including a C64, RadioShack micro and even a Speccy). I am grateful I enjoyed games such as Dizzy's Adventure and Chips Challenge as a kid. I also had a NES tho too, so I've always had a foot in both sides of the pond in that regard.
After all the bad takes on movies you've made over the years, you're finally saying some stuff I agree with haha. Heat is my favorite movie of all time.
40:04 and…..? What point was sonic ever a “good game” Most likely they want to make a cool kung fu movie, and getting an established IP makes the movie more successful, you can ask for a bigger budget too
I knew companies often impose terms but big yikes for that PR firm giving freee keys to Wukong. Don't talk about feminism or fetishes, alright buddy (sheesh)! Well there is a positive, IGN did actual investigative journalism. I had read about it and I'm glad Jeff also mentioned it. A 7800+ is probs just a new shell but same gubbins inside. To a lesser degree these days I'm a home computer and retro console dabbler. I don't have the physical space, it's not a productive use of money, time, nor do i have inclination for repairs... I'm not a fan of those replica and mini consoles, i find them throwaway junk with little use. I don't have one but the Mister FPGA Jeff has is a absolutely fantastic. There's a guy called Taki Udon making cheaper more available clone DE10 nano board (the FPGA that Mister uses) and even planning a handheld. It's not vapourware as it's been prototyped and is in pre production. Things like the Mega SG look cool and work but the utility is not there compared to a Mister. Duckstation PS1 emulator is also fantastic, especially when you crank up the internal resolution, widescreen hack and use a gte hack for the texture wobble (or leave it for the nostalgia). Especially fuck those AT games Sega plug and plauges. Commodore C64 and Amiga things too, just emulate. Like straight up don't even buy old actual Commodore hardware because that stuff is overpriced, repairs are common, there's a whole ecosystem for expansions and hardware you would want because tapes and floppies suck... Running trapdoor accelerators that cost a lot and are more powerful than the actual machine! Let me plug an FPGA into my a1200 or stick a Raspberry pi in my BBC Master 128 that could easily emulate all that. Atari 7800 was shit, 2 years too late. Sticking the pokey music chip as an optional extra on the game cartridge instead of having just one or two for stereo built into the system, was a questionable choice and a waste. The 5800 is shit too. Aside from the gnarly controler, it's just the Atari 8 bit home computer hardware in a weird console factor thats bigger than an actual 600xl or 800xl (which is actually a fantastic machine). Atari got weird when Jack Tramiel formerly of Commodore bought the console and computer hardware side of Atari Corporation. There was also Warner Bros owned Atari Games at the same time, who kept the arcade and game stuff.
The H2M mod getting a C&D is only half the story. Everyone knew about this mod, it had been talked about for over a year. It had been put out in various alpha/beta states and distributed to the community. Finally it gets a release date and everyone is excited. The game gets discounted on Steam and rockets up to #3 on the sales chart. Then, on the eve of release, the sale ends and Activision issues their C&D. Activision was more than happy to ride the wave of hype the mod had going for it and even exploit it for extra sales. Hopefully all the people that got fleeced can get a refund. Typical Activision scumbag behavior.
Wu-Kong is just okay. This same thing has happened before, where Chinese people utterly bombard a game with hype / reviews, positive or negative. I can think of the indie games Devotion and Detention that got equally giga-praise and giga-review bombed. It's not amazing, but it's definitely competent and looks pretty. It's not as good as Elden Ring, Lies of P, etc. Not worthy of all the hype, but definitely a great release.
_Time Stamps_ 🦄
0:33 *Starts*
1:56 *Video Games* 🎮
6:11 Ad Factor Meals
8:36 *The News* 💜
8:46 Black Mith Wukong
19:40 Indiana Jhones
25:01 Atari 7800
32:20 VR San Andreas
34:48 Eternal Champions
42:53 Tango Gameworks
44:10 MW2R mod
49:32 Valve Rog ally support
54:03 Adam Boyes quits Iron Galaxy
55:49 Gamescom
56:06 Masters of Albion
1:01:53 Mafia the old Country
1:04:53 Borderlands 4
1:07:00 Indiana Jhones leak
1:09:29 Diablo4 expansion
1:09:50 Dune Awakening
1:12:08 Ark Raiders
1:12:40 BlackOps6
1:15:42 *Emails* ✋️😌👌
1:16:08 Jhon - Pc requirements
1:20:40 JP - Turbo Express
1:24:12 Cody - Worst Game movie
1:26:13 Hita - Majestic
1:34:16 James - UK Fans!
1:35:15 Jeremy - Share button! (Me too)
1:40:09 Quinton - DoomM64 pc
1:43:31 Was - Internet radio
1:47:55 Nate - Arcade Classics
GOAT, thank you.
Mange tak
Thanks Al!!!
Im still waiting on that seed i planted in fable one to grow into a magnificent oak tree.
Hi-Fi Rush 2 is going to be set in the Callisto Protocol universe
One day the Peter Molyneux/Todd Howard collaboration of my dreams will happen, and it will unquestionably be the greatest game ever announced.
Add John Carmack.
I then look forward to them both announcing the inevitable port of the unreleased game for my Refrigerator, Dryer and Ti-83 Calculator in another 10 years! 😊
Molyneux is more of a verb at this point. 'I can't believe I invested in that game. I've clearly been Molyneauxed!'
Borderlands cannot be worse than Bloodrayne, Bloodrayne 2: Deliverance, or Bloodrayne: The Third Reich, even though the third installment of the Bloodrayne film franchise includes Clint Howard as “Doctor Mangler”
There's something fascinating about how baffled tech journalism becomes when something big happens that's not centered around America or Western Europe.
Wait, I thought Jeff was the CEO and sole employee of game science.
Ladies and Gents, the King of Cap - Peter Molyneux
I really think that Atari should have just had the 2600+ plays only 2600 games, and then have the 7800+ play both. But the sheer amount of homebrew games being made for the 7800 is giving it a lot more life, and making getting one a much more worthwhile console.
*FINALLY!!!* Tell Peter that I'm ready for my virtual best friend to finally grace my XB360 Kinect and give me the joys of human interaction... he PROMISED, and Peter never lies! God knows I've been waiting here with baited breath alone in this room since then. 😔
Milo grew up into ChatGPT. The P in the GPT stands for Peter Molyneux
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Jeff what the fuck I was trying to go through my whole life without knowing the plot of Jumping Jack Flash. I would always see the cover art for that movie in video stores back in the day, and in my head canon it was her that was named Jumping Jack Flash.
love you and all that man but i think you being a bit harsh on black myth wukong and game science, besides all the controversies you've gotta give them some props, its a first big game for chinese gaming industry without some of predatory schemes of the big giants
I Molyneux it
That Black Myth Wukong thing was people going into full rage mode until the vast majority of people found out the game is amazing and then everybody stopped caring about the review rules.
Hyping the fact that you brought the old team back, when there name is still 22cans, the same people that scammed the winner of the cube and abandoned Godus, it was not a good move by Molyneux, but when was he ever smart enough to not fall into easy traps.
55:47 Part 2
Nobody makes updated 5.1/7.1 3.5mm surround sound HDMI audio extractors anymore, but nobody makes True Surround Sound Analog headphones anymore either (thanks Linus)
Nate the Hate had a crazy run on the indies in 2005.
What games were he involved in. Because everything I've read about him is he's a photo shy internet addict, who makes bold claims on the Spawncast, has Screen wave as a MCN, had a bunch of failed youtube channels stretching back a decade, and is know to basically just post guesses online as "leaks" that rarely turn out to have not already been sourced weeks or months earlier by someone else. And half the time turn out to be bunk. He might be a nice guy, not sure - but as a 'leaker' or 'insider', he's a shady character imo. If he made anything cool, I'd be interested.
My favorite peter Molyneux memory was an e3 trailer for fable 3 (if i'm remembering correctly) where your character could reach out and hold hands with other characters. He made that mechanic sound so cool but it was so dumb.
If Kojima did it, people would lose their minds calling it “genius”.
Concord's biggest fault is obviously not having Chris Pratt
My parents bought me a 7800 as a kid because it would play all the games they'd bought me for the 2600. Can confirm my memories lack fondness when every other living room in the neighborhood had a Nintendo
Give me a Vectorman robot movie instead
If it has to be a fighting game, go with *Ballz 3D: Fighting at its Ballziest*
Man, those games were so rad. I really enjoyed them for what they were. They felt really nice to play.
The Time To Carbomb metric of Casino is so good
Jeff you bastard, it only takes a passing refernce to 'Send Me An Angel' to send me down the Rad wormhole, now I gotta go watch the BMX slow dance Prom scene from that movie again...Rad
Nights has a better shot than Eternal Champions and that has a snowball's chance.
I can almost guarantee you that they did a survey and Eternal Champions won. Jeff’s rant against EC was delusional. It wasn’t a good game. But being a good game has absolutely nothing to do with being a movie that sells tickets. And a LOT of people have mindshare for Eternal Champions.
Wonder if he's still doing absinthe with J Allard and flipping over busses.
I was one of the 10 people that had a 7800, and one of the 2 that liked it, lol. Since I didn't buy the 2600 + I probably would opt for the 7800 aesthetic. I played lots of Choplifter and Food Fight
How is ze multiplayer?
There is no better videogame soundtrack than Streets of Rage 2. Streets of Rage 1's is pretty much S-tier too, even if the game doesn't really hold up.
The Share button made it WAY too easy for me to abuse taking screenshots, idk what do. don't say disable it
A cigar is the equivalent of the golden gun, in the Bill Clinton mission.
Honestly, I would absolutely love to see Jeff being 'the American Guy' on some Japanese gameshow or commercial. Make it happen, Jeff!
It clearly says "Return of Molyneux" but somehow my brain translates it to "Molyneux have spent his money". I hope the "self funded" part is Molyneux funding it and not those other devs lol because you know... that would be funny in the saddest way possible.
I still got SomaFM on the favorites list and that DJ banner shot still owns
Jeff Gerstmann is still a threat!!
Streets of rage 2 is still hands down the best beat em up
About UK people liking your content. Most Americans have no idea about micros, they've been raised on Nintendo. Your perspective is different in that sense.
It’s more complicated than that. But yeah. It’s disturbing the number of American people who think they are “amateur video game historians” and have no understanding of the medium at all. They have a very specific “80s suburban kid” perspective that goes NES/Genesis/Playstation (I’m simplifying) and that’s it.
If it helps bring any brit peace - some of us had micros too (including a C64, RadioShack micro and even a Speccy). I am grateful I enjoyed games such as Dizzy's Adventure and Chips Challenge as a kid. I also had a NES tho too, so I've always had a foot in both sides of the pond in that regard.
After all the bad takes on movies you've made over the years, you're finally saying some stuff I agree with haha. Heat is my favorite movie of all time.
Ladysmith Black Mambukong
35:54 DID SOMEONE SAY HACKEL
40:04 and…..? What point was sonic ever a “good game”
Most likely they want to make a cool kung fu movie, and getting an established IP makes the movie more successful, you can ask for a bigger budget too
I knew companies often impose terms but big yikes for that PR firm giving freee keys to Wukong. Don't talk about feminism or fetishes, alright buddy (sheesh)! Well there is a positive, IGN did actual investigative journalism. I had read about it and I'm glad Jeff also mentioned it.
A 7800+ is probs just a new shell but same gubbins inside. To a lesser degree these days I'm a home computer and retro console dabbler. I don't have the physical space, it's not a productive use of money, time, nor do i have inclination for repairs... I'm not a fan of those replica and mini consoles, i find them throwaway junk with little use. I don't have one but the Mister FPGA Jeff has is a absolutely fantastic. There's a guy called Taki Udon making cheaper more available clone DE10 nano board (the FPGA that Mister uses) and even planning a handheld. It's not vapourware as it's been prototyped and is in pre production. Things like the Mega SG look cool and work but the utility is not there compared to a Mister. Duckstation PS1 emulator is also fantastic, especially when you crank up the internal resolution, widescreen hack and use a gte hack for the texture wobble (or leave it for the nostalgia). Especially fuck those AT games Sega plug and plauges. Commodore C64 and Amiga things too, just emulate. Like straight up don't even buy old actual Commodore hardware because that stuff is overpriced, repairs are common, there's a whole ecosystem for expansions and hardware you would want because tapes and floppies suck... Running trapdoor accelerators that cost a lot and are more powerful than the actual machine! Let me plug an FPGA into my a1200 or stick a Raspberry pi in my BBC Master 128 that could easily emulate all that. Atari 7800 was shit, 2 years too late. Sticking the pokey music chip as an optional extra on the game cartridge instead of having just one or two for stereo built into the system, was a questionable choice and a waste. The 5800 is shit too. Aside from the gnarly controler, it's just the Atari 8 bit home computer hardware in a weird console factor thats bigger than an actual 600xl or 800xl (which is actually a fantastic machine). Atari got weird when Jack Tramiel formerly of Commodore bought the console and computer hardware side of Atari Corporation. There was also Warner Bros owned Atari Games at the same time, who kept the arcade and game stuff.
That IGN article was awful i suggest giving it another read, the entire thing has been shot to pieces and hasn't been corroborated by anyone.
Silent Hill is far and away the best video game film ever. It's a legitimately fantastic horror film.
Borderlands isn't the worst video game movie, but it's just so boring somehow.
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The H2M mod getting a C&D is only half the story. Everyone knew about this mod, it had been talked about for over a year. It had been put out in various alpha/beta states and distributed to the community. Finally it gets a release date and everyone is excited. The game gets discounted on Steam and rockets up to #3 on the sales chart. Then, on the eve of release, the sale ends and Activision issues their C&D. Activision was more than happy to ride the wave of hype the mod had going for it and even exploit it for extra sales. Hopefully all the people that got fleeced can get a refund. Typical Activision scumbag behavior.
News 8:45
Wu-Kong is just okay. This same thing has happened before, where Chinese people utterly bombard a game with hype / reviews, positive or negative. I can think of the indie games Devotion and Detention that got equally giga-praise and giga-review bombed.
It's not amazing, but it's definitely competent and looks pretty. It's not as good as Elden Ring, Lies of P, etc. Not worthy of all the hype, but definitely a great release.
Casino over Goodfellas is blasphemous
Dislike this comment if you’re planing on slamming bog water behind the temecula Arby’s this weekend
HEY KID
I'M A COMPUTER
STOP ALL THE DOWNLOADIN
CTR+ALT+DEL
You need a friend to play belt-scrollers. And then talk to them about anything that isn't the game
*Soda Popinski laugh* GAME OVER RETURN OF MOLYNEUX
1:03:01 I just realised that Jeff referenced the 'hit' tv show The Hat Squad, god damn it Jeff! :D