You keep noticing me and it makes me feel like I'm worth something for once x3 (Yet a step closer to achieving my only goal in life... to obtain Scrub of the Day >:D)
Bijuu Mike: You picked up a knife I have a syringe Don’t you know the difference Are you stupid Me: *uncontrollable laughter rolling on the floor* Nobody:
Me:ohh I'm telling you mom Bijuu mike:how dare you I'm Jesus Chan *drowns you* Me ahhhhhhhhhh Teacher:there's no evidence Bijuu mike:the bloods right there
Something crazy related to that. Look up the beginning and put captions in, then wait until “Bait your Bite Mike” says Yandere Simulator, btw it says lingerie simulator, #DeeplyConcernedforCaptionUser’sFuture
8:58 I learn Dutch at school, in de neiwkomersklas (newcomers class) On book 4 it said "Ik Spring in de Plas." Two meanings for "plas": Pee/Puddle. I cried. What I was going to say?: P'ckup-Nouh-.. YEAHOHOHOHUOF! A TEACHER GOT HER ARM BENT BY FLOOR CHAN I'M GUESSING?
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OH MY GOD. I JUST STARTED TO WATCH YOU AGAIN ON MY NEW ACCOUNT, I STOPPED FOR A BIT BECAUSE I DIDNT USE TH-cam FOR ABOUT A YEAR OR TWO. I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THE OUTRO. I USED TO LOVE IT SO MUCH. I STILL DO. PLEASE BRING IT BACK
When Mike saw Jay after Jay asks Mike something... Jay: Hey Mike! Mike: Oh hey bro! In Mike's mind: I cannot tell him that I copied him something Jay: Did you copied me something cause you look awkward now Mike: No I didn't! Jay watches a previous Yandere Simulator Vid Jay: You did!! Mike: I just wanted to say that... Jay: What is it? Mike: I loved to copy you Jay: Oh this ain't Mike this is Buji Mike
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Kokona without captions: kokona Kokona with captions: coconut bijuu mike without captions: bijuu mike bijuu mike with captions: Feature mike Razz (idk how to spell the rest) without captions: Razz Razz with captions: Raz Bosque
Kokona was simply judged by Jesus-chan and was sent to hell.
chester estanislao duh
MLP Films LOL
chester estanislao obviously Jesus-chan meant for this to happen
Panda Latte She is the messiah
Yeah
**the whole school dissapears**
megami: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
**one member of the student council dies**
megami: **CAMERAS AND METAL DETECTORS**
Underrated comment right here XD
Basically XD
Star Shadows
you’re doing great sweetie 🥺
lol
@Mary-Chan I wonder if ayano took the arm
The earth its bleeding
*WHO HURT EARTH CHAN*
BESHI= EARTH CHAN
IT'S MIKES FAULT-
Kiwi Queen
Maybe Earth Chan’s ok, I don’t really care about her
Boobs Makenzie
Its been a long day with out you
EARTH CHAN
Yandere Chan b r u h
(ur probably joking idk)
“Oh dear lord I forgot I murdered everybody” -Bijuu mike 2019
*Yuri walks in school and spots the knives*
Yuri: “who put these knives here”
Yuri: *picks all knives up, runs*
DOKI DOKI FOR LIFE
That's a very " sharp " comment lol
lol
“That Intro Is A Mood, Lol”
Dudududududdudu DUDUDUDUDU
"Dududududududududududududududu"
"Okay"
Yandere Simulator in this video: *All logic has left the face of the planet*
Is it really earth if it is virtual? 🤔
Even Gacha Logic?
Vide O:
Logic has left the chat
@@johanlaureenpua5701
You think you're Ayano Aishi's daughter??????
You're not. I am
Pepper spray and student council. Name a more iconic duo
*_I'll wait_*
Delinquent and Headmaster "Wise Choice"
Ayano and $enpai *-mike-** mic drop*
Biju and earth~chan Biju and yandere ~chan with eye patch Biju and clarence Biju and scubpie Biju and anime Biju and yandere dev
@@sxlai8707 SSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPP
@@sxlai8707 IHY
When I play my clarinet tommorow I'mma watch out, don't wanna get drowned.
Same
Same, with every part, i especially going to watch out when waiting for the bus in the dark
You're a clarinet kid too
When I drink.my daily water at the waterfounatin near bathrooms I better watch out! Don't wanna drown before 1dt period now do we? :D
i am a clarinet kid too y’all
How can i copy Kubz Scouts
When Im *Scrub Scouts*
*Bijuu Mike 2019*
😎😇
E
p
Turned On captions
“Yong Jerry Simulator”
“Y and Aries Simulator”
dont you dare kill my best frend kokona
hahahahahahaha😏🔪
and dont you dare kill my osana
@@อิสฟินลี osana’s me favorite character
Lol
Hey it's me sitting in a desk during math!
I look disoriented!
//falls out of desk//
You keep noticing me and it makes me feel like I'm worth something for once x3 (Yet a step closer to achieving my only goal in life... to obtain Scrub of the Day >:D)
Same.
Man I hate it when that happens
Otohiko can't comprehend all he's been seeing
therefor, his head exploded
“The FPS is dropping faster than my grades in middle school.” mood
Felt thatttt
0:07 - and that is how a part of the bug hunter intro came to life folks!
"The Earth is bleeding"
Because of Jesus-Chan
Sister: what are you watching?
Me: just Bijju Mike.
Sister: Can I watch?
Me: Sure
Sister: *watches*
•TWO SECONDS LATER•
Sister: tHaTs A lOt Of DaMaGe
.
@i stan too many groups Your name sums up my life way too well.
... good
I can't help but to click on your videos. You make my day
wait so you can drown someone in thin air
THEN THEY A FISH
edit: HE NOTICED MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Good job
Noice
He's killing Undyne! 😮🤣
@@thecowardlyheroo NGAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
-flap flap flap- HELP ME IM DROWING ON LANDDDD!
Go pick up the knife they said
It will be fine they said
*_i feel nothing but pAIN_*
Bijuu Mike:
You picked up a knife
I have a syringe
Don’t you know the difference
Are you stupid
Me:
*uncontrollable laughter rolling on the floor*
Nobody:
Same lol
Aw man I hate when I drown while playing my drum
ikr? it's so damn annoying -.-
Same.
That is why kids...never play a instrument
That happened to me yesterday
At least you don't drown drawing!
Hey so I was curious and was like “I wonder what Bijuu is in Japanese.” So I looked it up and...
びじゅう / Bijuu = Weekend!?!?!?
Weekend Mike.
haha :^)
Xd
That means all the bujuu in naruto are weekends 🗿🌪
週末のマイク
Weekend Mike 💀
"You guys sicken me! Every each and single one of yuns!"
*English teachers are quaking*
"Where did the blood come from!? The earth! It's bleeding! This is why I told you to recycle! Look what you did!'
*Bijuu Mike 2019*
RECYCLE OR THE EARTH BLEEDS ♻️♻️♻️♻️♻️♻️♻️♻️♻️♻️♻️♻️♻️♻️♻️♻️♻️♻️♻️ ♻️
Lol
use bamboo staws
No eat da bamboo trash
Funtime Foxy poor earth chan 😥
*recyles*
Topic of the video: Earth-Chan
Edit: TYSM FOR THE HEART!!!!
without captions: Kokona
With captions:
coconut
Bjuu mike
fEaTuRe MiKe
Lol that's relatable xD
I got beat you mike
I thought it was coconut at first 😂
@@nadianoacksubtopewdiepie6516 PUBG
Oh my godddddd now I hear it I can’t unhear it
Me:ohh I'm telling you mom
Bijuu mike:how dare you I'm Jesus Chan *drowns you*
Me ahhhhhhhhhh
Teacher:there's no evidence
Bijuu mike:the bloods right there
When he said 10 FPS, for a second, I was like ‘what? 10 farts per second?’
bubbletea-yt honestly
That’s me lol
I really love how you go to a bunch of diffrent games and find glitches in them.
What is Yandere simulator?
“I dRoWeNdeD hEr In AiR sHeS NoT a FiSh!”
Wait,does that make sense?
Triss’s_very_odd _world no
No it doesn’t 😂😂😂😂😂
Probably
Yes
No
@@goran1034 shut up it does
Don't duplicate people who don't have their heads
- Bijuu Mike 2019
Something crazy related to that. Look up the beginning and put captions in, then wait until “Bait your Bite Mike” says Yandere Simulator, btw it says lingerie simulator, #DeeplyConcernedforCaptionUser’sFuture
OMG a gacha life person
*sees scissors on the ground*
everybody in yan sim : oh thats scary
me : yo mama coming for you
8:58 I learn Dutch at school, in de neiwkomersklas (newcomers class) On book 4 it said "Ik Spring in de Plas." Two meanings for "plas": Pee/Puddle. I cried.
What I was going to say?:
P'ckup-Nouh-..
YEAHOHOHOHUOF! A TEACHER GOT HER ARM BENT BY FLOOR CHAN I'M GUESSING?
Hi beat your bike here
Amai. YOU LIKE SENPAIII
Ayano will do something to amai, unless, theres another way
Amai Odayaka HI AMAI!
*Hi beat your meat here*
Oh look it's amai hmm *I used to like amai but I like sailorjupiter now sailorjupiter for life* ...(idk what I just said)
you drowned earth-chan?! and then tell me to recycle?!
😒
anime_maniac 26 woah
Wo ahhhh
69 likes
Last time I was this early...I cared about myself.
Same
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HYP3 Lil Baby Z leave roach
Life Is Meh it was a joke🤦♀️
No captions: How could I be copying Kubscouts
With captions: I coffee cut cub skits.
The FPS is dropping faster than James Charles sub count
Dahm what a roast-
LMAO
Oop
Hatsune Bijuu back with another vid
....
I just cleaned the toilet
Why is there a girl behind me,
NOOOOO ITS NOTHING
*girl drowns her*
NOW YOU KNOW IM A FISH NOOOOOO
*dies*
kitty cake321 ...wtf lol?
@@nekodzuken4188 ikr you need to explain dis kitty care321
R/YoungPeopleTH-cam
What.
Uhh please..... explain, this makes no sense
RIP Kokona
You were helping her but she was to slippy(her way to hell)
And i think that Beshi is a fishi
13:31 *LOOK HOW HEARTBROKEN SHE IS! SHE IS SITTING DOWN MINDING HER OWN BUSINESS!!! THAT IS THE SIGN OF PURE HEARTBREAK!!! AAAAAAAAAA*
Without captions: Bijuu Mike
With captions: FEATURE MIKE
Without captions: Yandere
With captions: YoNG jERRy
I just came from Yandere Dev and Bujuu mike posted I was like oh I watched the new update and he posts yandere
Edit:OMG SEMPI NOTICED ME AHHH
Omg thank you Bujii mike
If your name has Kun in it, and your a girl....DOES THIS MEAN YOUR A TRAP!?!?!? 😮😮
@•GachaCat• I know.
@•GachaCat• omg thats so right I chose my youtube channel name by this charececters of aphumau named Kawaii~Chan and she calls Zane Zane~Kun
You can't judge me when I say HELLo neighbor: Mike
Me: lol omg why
gamer Lillyanne lets talk about that
"How could I be coffee cut Scouts".
*0:36* _(Turn on captions)_
The reaction of the teacher is just gold. So funny to broke someone in a videogame
This is probably the funniest episode I have ever watched
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 this video killed me from laughter
Edit: I HAVE BEEN NOTICED AGAIN AHHHHHHHHHHHH THANK U
Then how did you comment 🧐🧐🧐🧐
unicorn valeria 🤔idk
@@gachaval1713 STUPID
Kokona! Get away from the bridge, Ayano is about to push you off! Oh my god she has airpods in she can't hear us!
"Coconut don't do it!"
Captions are just beautiful 👌
Captions:
Yandere Simulator
Y and Arie Simulator
3:16
woah! guys! don't you see it?! earth-chan's bleeding!! you guys need to recycle!!
I am so concerned within just a few seconds 😂 don't worry hell isn't a bad word 😊
11:50 This is where Sakuya gets all the knives.
He makes me laugh everytime 😂
Edit: omg you are my everything thank you so much for making great videos ❤️
When mom says "ok" in the intro be like:
3:07
Ayano: Goodbye! >:)
Physics: ?
Physics: Ugh? What!? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Yuri: (watches this video)
Yuri: he’s right
I accept Jesus Chan as my lord and savior
Edit: Thank you Jesus Chan for accepting Earthworm Sally
Earth Worm Sally!!!!
Lasagna_Fox xD Yes
It is I
Earthworm Sally
@@GrilledCheese_Master :D
Earthworm Sally YO TENGO
Earthworm Sally is chill B )
0:09 that’s a lot of knives 0_0
Yuri is qakeing right now
8:55 that boi hit the ground so hard he busted open his head XD Oml, Earth hit back! DEFEND EARTH!
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Micheal are you drinking?
Because for the first 25 seconds it surely seemed like it
Bijuu-chan:that has to be one of the funny-est glitches we have seen so far
ultra-chan (me):and the first one
I'm pretty sure it'd be bijuu-kun but you do you
Since the teachers touch the weapons would it be possible to frame them ?
•GachaCat• Yea I agree
No not possible
“The FPS is falling faster than my grades in middle school” felt that💀
The intro was so cute that kid really likes bijuu Mike
I will be a "scrub of the day" even if I have to break my neeko neeko caps!
Joe Skeens *nico Nico nii-caps
@@meow_c0s lol dude
BIJUU MIKE YOU ARE MY FAVORITE TH-camR AND I’m sorry I just to have scrub of the day 😭
Also 2:14
Doesn’t she look like Earth-Chan?
She's modeled after Earth-Chan along with the others in the light music club **They're modeled after the other Chan planets**
Hey guys feature mike here 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
i will always come back to this video so i can witness bijuu mike shouting “beshi” in the distance
0:48
Bijuu Mike: John Terry simulator
Me: JonTron simulator? I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK!
10:56 i been fallen and i can't get up!
2:57
*I drowned her in air, she's not a fish*
Instead of yandere TH-cam captions be like: Yong Jerry, John Terry, And John Jerry XD
Anna Harrell I literally burst out laughing 😆
Who knew that most of this episode would become the title of Bug hunter
*The intro was ADORABLE*
Yandere chan:Don't worry kokona its okay if senpi don't like u there is more fish in the sea, Go see for yourself
*John Jerry simulator*
*takes mashed sweet potato*
IT'S MINE NOW JOHN
Me: O MAH GAWD WHAT HAPPENED TO EARTH-CHAN?!!
Ayano: I DROWNED HER IN AIR, BUT SHE’S NOT A FISH!!
My thoughts: Lol Dear lord woman XD
I'm pretty sure the police station has just stopped answering calls now 😂 especially with the amount of calls they get from the school 😂
8:59 he couldn’t live with anymore glitches XD
2:42 JUMP😂
Jk Bijju I love you
Bijuu Mike: The police station right now, STOP CALLING!!!
Me: dying of laughter
When bijuu mike does a collab intro with razzbowski what I think *hey hey hey beat your bike here* but I realise that never happened o o f
Bijuu Mike secretly loves Jay from the kubz scouts
Ah yes, my favorite game
my thumb is tired
*LINGERIE SIMULATOR*
11:43 what
It’s been 3 years and I’m still cackling at this
I know how drown earth Chan ...
The air is polluted
When you want to be top comment but don't know what to say
I was laughing so hard when you said "the earth Is bleeding" LOL
Kokona being sucked into the depths of heck
*BLAME THE DELINQUENTS*
When Mike saw Jay after Jay asks Mike something...
Jay: Hey Mike!
Mike: Oh hey bro!
In Mike's mind: I cannot tell him that I copied him something
Jay: Did you copied me something cause you look awkward now
Mike: No I didn't!
Jay watches a previous Yandere Simulator Vid
Jay: You did!!
Mike: I just wanted to say that...
Jay: What is it?
Mike: I loved to copy you
Jay: Oh this ain't Mike this is Buji Mike
8:49 to 9:02 I laughed so hard at that XD
To what-
PIN ME OR I TAKE YOUR COOKIES
Edit: sorry bijju mike i love your vids! I could not take my comment seriously XD
No not the cookies
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I'm allergic to milk so...heh take em' save a life..
@@LilBabyZok, I will
Wow love in 4mins!
Kokona without captions: kokona
Kokona with captions: coconut
bijuu mike without captions: bijuu mike
bijuu mike with captions: Feature mike
Razz (idk how to spell the rest) without captions: Razz
Razz with captions: Raz Bosque
5:52 xD the teacher is just like “hiiiiiiiii okay byeeee”””