You skip the intro by holding down the F key. This is communicated to the player at the top-right corner of the screen during the beginning of the intro.
Me: **walks in storage room** NOOOOOO SCRUB-CHAN **bites rival-Chan** IM A WOLF AND NO TOUCHING SCRUB-CHAN HOW DAREEEE U Scrub-Chan: thwank kyu :3 😁 Me: your Welkom
Bijuu Mike: wait for it! Wait for it! Wait for it! Yan-Chan: *falls on her knees* now he knows what I'm really like... Bijuu Mike: wait for it..... wait for it... *Nothing* Bijuu Mike: wait for it.... wait for it, wait for it!! *Nothing* Bijuu Mike: Nothing happens.....
Bijuu Mike: *mentions K-pop* Me:wHaT yOu NeVeR pLaYeD tUbEr- Bijuu mike: *says yandere simulater is better than any choreography* No one: . . . Literally no one: . . . Me: rRrRrRrReEeEeEeEeEeEe
Please let Yandere Dev see this because I literally just had this BRILLIANT idea that SHOULD happen: In one of the rival weeks, the science club will finish with robot Chan and one of the members should be obsessed with the current rival, and accidentally program Robot Chan to protect her or watch her so that Yandere Chan can't get that rival...
3:20 I have a theory on the ATV. If you look closely it looks like it has shooters on the top, and maybe in the “snap” feature Yandere Chan steals it and uses it to eliminate everyone.
Bijuu used to be family friendly. But he's slowly turning into a.... Bad salad. You can see it in he's hair. But I'm not gonna throw him away yet. He still grass, and will always be. Still fresh, straight from the ground.
Bijuu mike the scrub king the salad himself is back! from his night of sleep after hours of setting up a minecraft server! Welcome and thank you for posting Thank you for the 24 likes!!! We are united as scrubs
Bijuu Mike : 3:28 ‘What is this box doing here?’ Me : I don’t know but it popped up for me. *Wait* It’s telling us that aliens will invade akidemi! Theory
me: seeing bug on screen me: touches every bug - untill one was real me: screaming my lungs outaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hahhah COH cOH
I love this Bug Hunter series from specially: You Bijuu Mike I hope you don't stop this another very very very funny series and the another series Which is How to catch a cheater oh how I love that series so Don't stop this series it's a good work that you always need to KEEP UP! And oh don't forget you really really make my day Because of that Necks Bugzzzz....
BITLIFE CHALLENGE Put David's family's names be in BitLife and see what happens. Rules: 1. Make lots of custom characters of Davids family 2.. Try to interact with all the members of the family you interacted with in real life 3. Be on social media a lot and possibly try to get famous 4. Don't forget David's cat and maybe other pets if you "hear from them" Good luck! 💙
I’m sick bijuu mike 😭 help a scrub out and help me feel better I love yandere sim and doki doki Also the bug hunter series and yandere Chan with eyepatch is great #notificationsquad
2:06 that looks like something that would be in my yard because I have random things just covered with tarps in my yard and just random tarps in my yard XD just because my family is obsessed with tarps and putting tarps on everything
1:35 had me rolling with laughter like Imagine that being Yan Chan's scream internally ( cause for some reason she's not screaming with pure agony when she gets her arm broken.)
I found a glitch! 1. Get a radio. 2. Go in front of a Gardening Club member's path and set down the radio at around 7:00 AM. 3. Turn on the radio. 4. Spam the "C" button in front of her after she starts walking towards the radio, but before she gets too close to the radio. 5. She should call you "weird." If she does, then let her turn off the radio. Now she should water your radio!
Plot twist, the bike is for Rival Chan not only to break dem arms but to break your heart too.
What if that happened
nu
Bijuu Mike
You skip the intro by holding down the F key. This is communicated to the player at the top-right corner of the screen during the beginning of the intro.
Yandere Dev WHY DID NOBODY COMMIT TO THIS EEEE!
omg
Hi yanderdev :)
Hi! I like your game:)
Thx Dev
Mike: *tells arm joke again*
Rival-chan: "Look at this salad I found in the storage room. I hope that Mike doesn't need it."
Your PFP is the most adorable thing I've ever seen
Me: **walks in storage room** NOOOOOO SCRUB-CHAN **bites rival-Chan** IM A WOLF AND NO TOUCHING SCRUB-CHAN HOW DAREEEE U
Scrub-Chan: thwank kyu :3 😁
Me: your Welkom
@WardGamingWorld IM 7 OK
Headmaster: No words can describe how many invisible arms has been broken.
The P.E. teacher eats bowls of nails for breakfast...
_...without any milk._
I thought she put the milk first.
Wha-
She is a r/madlad
NO!!!!! DUN DUN DUN
Welcome to the Salty Splatoon, how tough are ya?
"Wait for it..WAIT FOR IT!"
*ad pops up*
Me: "Oh..cool.."
So i anit the only one
Bijuu Mike: wait for it! Wait for it! Wait for it!
Yan-Chan: *falls on her knees* now he knows what I'm really like...
Bijuu Mike: wait for it..... wait for it...
*Nothing*
Bijuu Mike: wait for it.... wait for it, wait for it!!
*Nothing*
Bijuu Mike: Nothing happens.....
Melina Lopez I came back to the youtube app and I was at this exact comment and exact moment wtf
*I'M WILLING TO WAIT FOR IT!*
I was at this spot too when i read this 😂😂
Ya that's really boring just watching them say wait for it wait for it😑😑😑😑
It’s not Bijuu Mike it’s *Bijuu Freakin’ Bike*
I have actually broken my arms two times already, but I can tell you...
*it was Raiboru*
Or...
The delinquents?
Raiboru broke my arm once too!
Only once tho.
It hurt.
She put me in a cast for three months.
@@clarathecat1233 maybe?
o-o oh my gosh Raiboru is evil 🦹♀️
She protecc
She attacc
But most importantly
She can cracc your bacc
Blixer Jsab
OMG I never get that out of my head , to be honest I couldn’t stop laughing at the original and the cute little possum.
👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
Its break ur arm
@@piotrkwiecinski4600 she can break your back tho
@@piotrkwiecinski4600 dat dont rhyme
Doki Doki BEST POEM
So eating dumbbells isn't normal?
Ok. Lesson learned. I should stop eating dumbells.
Mondo Owada is shaking in fear right now.
{Danganronpa fans understand this reply}
@@Greg-jf9pk Lol right here ✋
Hehe
Chihiro should stop absorbing them into his / her head
@@backwardsangels yea chihiro🙄🖐
For a second I thought I was watching something normal 😂😆
*pats temmies back* me too
Hahaha *you thought wrong*
Nothings normal with Bijuu Mike.
hOi,my new rival!!!1!1!
Whose channel do you think you’re on? Gacha Mike’s?
5:04 Bijuu Mike: Wait for it.
Me: mhm im waiting
Ad: oh he is waiting for me to show up
“HEY GUYS!!!”
“BEAT-YOUR-BIKE HERE!!”
“AND TODAY WE’LL BE PLAYING NON-DAIRY SIMPULATOR!!”
um I don't mean to be rude but it's non-dairy simulator
@@kaylahastoomuchfreetime4450 actually it's Tom and Jerry simulator
@@aiixcy238 but what about the bee barry simulator
@@kaylahastoomuchfreetime4450 but what what about yanjerry simulator
@@cobydamato3082 correction: YawnDearHey Jimulateher
Everyone: Eatz arms
Me: B L A M E tHe DeLiNqUeNtS
I turned on captions and it said “ Hi I’m Beat your bike and today we’re playing No Dairy Simulator🤣🤣🤣
Hmm I'll play I need no dairy
I'm allergic lol
Tater Tot It said “B***” mike and “Yawn Dairy” simulator
What a lie, he didn't say "I'm Bijuu Mike" he said "bijuu mike here", EXPOSED
It sounds like a guy is named "Beat" and he's your bike. And then he's gonna play a game for lactose intolerants 😂
Mine usually says John Dairy simulator
"This science club is full of weebs! They're making cosplay here!"
Me: *Raises hand* May I join?
XD LOL GOOD ONE
@@nathaly_playzroblox7527 yeah good one
Not gonna lie, I would do the same.
*grabs the celestia and miku cosplay they have*
May I join too!?
meme: I SMELL PENNIES
Also meme: AHHHHH
Raibaru:I SMELL ARMS
YanChan :NO NOT MY ARMS I NEED THEM TO STAB OSANA
i hope thus wasnt done before ;-;
meme:EW
also meme:what's up with those duck lips?
raibaru:ARE U CHALLENGING ME?!
meme: A A A A A A A A
raibaru:*snaps the ew girls ARMS*
me:THANK YOU
Sharky's Amateur Animations the gym teacher smells knifus...
Bijuu Mike: *mentions K-pop*
Me:wHaT yOu NeVeR pLaYeD tUbEr-
Bijuu mike: *says yandere simulater is better than any choreography*
No one: . . .
Literally no one: . . .
Me: rRrRrRrReEeEeEeEeEeEe
yess! i was waiting for another yandere simulator vid!!!
Yandare is not life but so was i
I was too
Ghwuwuwuwueueeuesywtywueu bread
@@tatertots901 OMFG OSANA
Osana Najimi- do you still like Taro~? Just asking no offense.me hearing this wordz: :0 offensives
Well, I guess you could say the gym teacher is getting her daily dose of iron. 😂
12:10 Stop Casper Abuse.
Yandere Dev: How many videos do you want were there is not a new, proper build?
Bijuu: *Yes.*
Me thinking I’ll watch something other than Kpop and take a break
Bijuu: *mentions kpop*
Me: OMG THERE IS NO ESCAPE
Same😔😂😂
LITERALLY ME
Same!
You’ll never jimin out and that’s a fax 😌👌🏻
Same
Captions be like
"HEY ITS BIG JEWEL MIKE"
PLAYING YON-DER-EE SIMULATOR
xBroken Heartx mine says bitch mike 😭😭.
On Deer ayyyy
@@monicareinhardt4101 me too
Mine says Bit©h Mike playing yawn dairy Simulator
@@monicareinhardt4101 mine says [_____] Mike
Please let Yandere Dev see this because I literally just had this BRILLIANT idea that SHOULD happen:
In one of the rival weeks, the science club will finish with robot Chan and one of the members should be obsessed with the current rival, and accidentally program Robot Chan to protect her or watch her so that Yandere Chan can't get that rival...
*gets notification of yandere simulator video*
*fangirls* YASSS BIJUU
*dabs*
@@lady-vd7ge dabs twice
Dabs 3 times
Looooool
Sure! *dabs 100 times* take that!
@@lady-vd7ge dabs 937271936926638291739268382729.1 times UwU
3:20 I have a theory on the ATV. If you look closely it looks like it has shooters on the top, and maybe in the “snap” feature Yandere Chan steals it and uses it to eliminate everyone.
this episode of bug hunter was very *arm breaking* 😂💚💚
*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*
@@spyrooooo8601 ahh!
@@gamesfun-qe5lx AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
No one:
Literally not a single soul:
Me when I hear the word technology: “woAh, tEcHnOloGy!!!”
Wait for it
* as sad music plays in the background *
Wait for it
No one:
Literally no one:
Teachers and Student Council: "We catch you holding a dumbbell, you're going to the counselor"
Me: I love yandere myths... YANDERE BUGS
Bjiuu Mike: AGHHHHH “ breaks my arm”
the 2nd time bijuu said,"Wait for it....."it started a countdown for an ad
Oh wow I’m early for once...
That’s unexpected
Same for once
Lol same
Same UwU
I know right
me too for a video on something i dont care about
Oh only just saw this!! Thanks for the shout out dude!! :) Really appreciate it! 💚💚
Well, old Bijuu Mike is *Back* with his Powerful Scrrrrrreamings and......GESTURES
Geez, I have the lowest sound ever in headphones, and I died
Your Yandere Sim series (how to catch a cheater, bug hunter) are my favourite thing to watch on TH-cam
Bijuu used to be family friendly.
But he's slowly turning into a....
Bad salad. You can see it in he's hair.
But I'm not gonna throw him away yet.
He still grass, and will always be. Still fresh, straight from the ground.
🤣🤣🤣
Bijuu: yandere simulator
TH-cam captions: yawn dairy simulator
I love you Bijuu Mike! Your the best TH-camr who's aways making entertaining videos! Your the best!
BREAD
JAM
13:24 when ur at dance class and the teacher tells you guys are doing in sync choreography XD
Bijuu mike the scrub king the salad himself is back! from his night of sleep after hours of setting up a minecraft server! Welcome and thank you for posting
Thank you for the 24 likes!!! We are united as scrubs
Bijuu Mike : 3:28 ‘What is this box doing here?’
Me : I don’t know but it popped up for me.
*Wait*
It’s telling us that aliens will invade akidemi!
Theory
I clicked so fast I didn’t even see the title all I saw was saki on the notifications
Lol
Bijuu Mike: Yandere Simulator
Captions: Yawn Dairy Simulator
Dang the gym teacher like bugs too?
OoF
What's wrong with the arm breaking jokes? They really CRACK me up.
Welcome back to YAWN DAIRY SIMULATOR
Mike: There is a new prop in the science lab.
Also Mike: I don't know when where how
Me: yOu JuSt sAiD iT wAs iN tHe sCiEncE LaB
😂😂😂
lol
there are plenty of things to do! How many times does mike have to tell you that!?!?! Plenty 👏 of 👏 things 👏 to do
Lol I think you should be scrub of the day!
CLAP
Man all these arm jokes have me CRACKING up
me: seeing bug on screen
me: touches every bug - untill one was real
me: screaming my lungs outaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hahhah COH cOH
Thanks, Mike, for making me laugh on my birthday!
The gym teacher eats weapons?
Well I guess that’s one way of fighting crime 😂❤️
I love this Bug Hunter series from specially: You Bijuu Mike
I hope you don't stop this another very very very funny series
and the another series
Which is How to catch a cheater oh how I love that series so
Don't stop this series it's a good work that you always need to
KEEP UP! And oh don't forget you really really make my day
Because of that Necks Bugzzzz....
I’m not first
I’m not last
Do I love this channel?
Hell yeah!
👌
Sansy chan yaaaaaas
Ye
I saw this already
I can only say those jokes until they get old. Or I can keep saying them until they get funny again!
Dad energy 😂
The automated subtitles say “hey guys b**** Mike Here you’re welcome to another episode of yawn dairy simulator”
Random: hey ms pe teacher whats your favorite food?
pe teacher: M E T A L
Mmm, mm, m! I love knives with my coffie!
BITLIFE CHALLENGE
Put David's family's names be in BitLife and see what happens.
Rules:
1. Make lots of custom characters of Davids family
2.. Try to interact with all the members of the family you interacted with in real life
3. Be on social media a lot and possibly try to get famous
4. Don't forget David's cat and maybe other pets if you "hear from them"
Good luck! 💙
The P.E teacher eats students for breakfast
Dry. With no red milk
Bijuu Mike: There’s a new prop in the science club.
Me:OK
Bijuu Mike: What is it? Where is it?
Me: You just said in the science club
Bijuu, ur Minecraft stream was AMAZING, also, SECOND
I legit got a bitlife bijuu Mike ad before this
*they’re watching us*
Im the earliest ive ever been thanx to notifications!!! Love your vids bijuu!!! 💚💚💚
Anddd your still not on the top comments...
Yay! Another yandere simulator bug-hunting video from my favourite TH-camr!
I’m sick bijuu mike 😭 help a scrub out and help me feel better
I love yandere sim and doki doki
Also the bug hunter series and yandere Chan with eyepatch is great
#notificationsquad
I hope you get better soon 😁
Get well soon! Do you mean scrub?
I thoughr you said im sick of bijuu mike sorry. But anyways get better soon!
I hope you get better soon! I’m sick aswell so
So, just a thought, if you were to join the music club, you might not be punished for holding the guitar.
Bijuu: “When did this episode turn into Bug Hunter?”
Bug Hunter Episodes: “Am I a joke to you?”
No it turned to bug hunter *BeCaUsE gOnCy PuT iNtRo*
Fun girl: *exists*
Bijuu: Are you challenging me?
I clicked on this video so fast my finger went flying across the room
U wish
2:06 that looks like something that would be in my yard because I have random things just covered with tarps in my yard and just random tarps in my yard XD just because my family is obsessed with tarps and putting tarps on everything
Yan-Chan needs to go to an orthopedic surgeon after facing the mysterious obstacle.
Fun girl’s face at the end was so hilarious
Idk why.
11:02
It's not an "idk why" thing
Ofc it's meant to be hilarious XD
Let’s stop quoting things in the video and let’s stop doing this-
Nobody-
The stockings are now done
I came for quality comments
PE teacher: I see a knife that looks delicious :
(oof I'm early wow)
Skidadle Skidoodle, to be scrub of the day you must be good noodle.
Raiburu love to break arms in the morning
Other girls: can we have some
bijuu mike change some girl streight to 9 in august 1 build..
1:35 had me rolling with laughter like Imagine that being Yan Chan's scream internally ( cause for some reason she's not screaming with pure agony when she gets her arm broken.)
Me: *thinks I'm early*
Also me: *sees >200 comments and cries*
*wHy Is My PrObLeM*
*I know the pain*
Mike: Wheres the skip button?
TH-cam: where's the byte?
Sorry if I'm spamming these they just aggravate me and I need to share it with y'all!
I heard that if u say the youtubers name three times, you will get pinned.
Bijuu Mike
Bijuu Mike
Bijuu Mike
I doubt this will work LMAO
Oof
Xx F A I T H P O T A T O xX ;-; it didnt work
@@brojanportillo5001 Yeah, as i said. I doubt it will work
9:00
Highlighter yandere is blinding and almost blinded bijuu Mike 😱
I went to Area 51 and found a Yandere simulator bug! 😱😱
How could you go without us all?
13:24 it looks like there doing a flashmod about breaking Ghost Arms!! 😂😂😂
1 view and 12 likes youtube is drunk again😓
guy in the demon realm: my arms they were... TAKEN Raiburu:num num num have you ever had arms before? mike: DONT HURT ME!!!
pls like so mike sees
Bijuu, your hair looks a little grassier than green. Just saying.
Dead grass
I love it when bijuu mike plays "yawn dairy" simulator! It's my favorite game❤️❤️❤️👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼
**yawns** **starts to yarn**
Wait I actually just yawned whut
4 views and 8 comments? Wow TH-cam..
Bijuu Mike :“Huruta ruins everything”
Me “this is why Huruta is the way she is ... depressed”
First one to comment. Your awesome bijuu mike
Wolfdoesart 47 you’re actually 7th
Fun girl is basically a weird FireWall thats been reading Junji Ito.
I found a glitch!
1. Get a radio.
2. Go in front of a Gardening Club member's path and set down the radio at around 7:00 AM.
3. Turn on the radio.
4. Spam the "C" button in front of her after she starts walking towards the radio, but before she gets too close to the radio.
5. She should call you "weird." If she does, then let her turn off the radio.
Now she should water your radio!
PE teacher will never be looked at the same...
*Petition for Mike to bring back How to Catch A Cheater*
Clown: wears a green wig
Bijuu Mike: Am I a joke to you
5:16 Act like Aaron Burr and Wait for it-
Who you gonna call?
*BUG BUSTERS!!!*