@@lazybutnotreally.6891 So lucky. I'd give anything to leave the country and go to England. Omg I am so stupid. I get it now. He said, "You're gonna be a grandmother soon" because she's too stupid to know how to take birth control pills.
Plus it was a totally stupid mistake because the pills themselves are labeled. And the majority of birth control pills are in a pink container. Duh. If it wasn't birth control pills that the daughter switched, it could have had fetal consequences.
@@johnnynunez1843except when house does it, it's to save someone's life. She was risking his career just because she didn't want her mom to know she's (planning on) sleeping around.
@@VaultWeaselI used to know a girl who was 29 and never had anyone close bc her dad would scare off every guy. 😂 It's funny to hear but sad af. One of stories she told me that he would stalk the guy. And the time when she tried to keep it hidden how he broke into her social media accs to find out. She was bi so she had a few girlfriends just never boyfriends lol
@@uwu-egirl-azzy I have yet found a man that was able to tear the hood of my car to tell me his two cents. And I pray I never will since how cars are built today. 😂
@@VaultWeasel I mean you could dent a hood but I doubt you can tear it. 😅 but I never tried to. So you're probs be safe. If you want be sure 100% just go and grab a cybertruck orrrrrrrr grab a m8 greyhound
Why do ppl EVER think that attempting to throw blame on House will end up well for them?? Bad little girl. Bad bad!! Not for getting the contraception. For trying to get one over on House. Never NEVER try to do that. It will ALWAYS blow it in your face. And likely a thousand times worse than whatever the original problem was to begin with … 😂😂😂
From what little I know of mandarin "wo bu zhidao" means "I don't know", as the girl kept saying "wo bu zhi" I'm inferring that she's saying "I didn't" 😂
Basically he says in Google translate don't trust me and all: "Not to alarm you but your daughter is pregnant." 別驚慌,你和你的女兒都懷孕了。 Bié jīnghuāng, nǐ hé nǐ de nǚ'ér dōu huáiyùnle.
@@miguelhamruiz3447 no, we won't use Google translate, we'll just wait for you to magically appear whenever we need something translated into a language we can't speak.
@@Antropovich there is no one word for "no" in Mandarin, it depends on context. You would use 不 + verb. 不 basically means "not", and the verb would depend on the conversation you're having. 是 is a commonly used verb that means "is".
I love this part, yeah House was all fine with lying to the mother until the daughter tried to blame him for it then he was just "yeah I'm gonna screw you over" lol
When she says "we haven't even done it yet!" Her voice reminds me of Carrie Savage's voice acting in anime (the character i remember is Miu from Kenichi).
Which languages should require translators? There are a lot of languages. If you're worried about it, learn the local language. Hospitals aren't very cost effective to begin with, they'd need as many translators as doctors that would do nothing most of the day.
So she took her mother to the doctor for a cold and secretly asked the doctor to also prescribe her birth control, gave her mother the birth control pills, and took the decongestants?
He got them both the meds and didn't tell her mother that her daughter lied originally and potentially put her health in danger and then when the girl mixed them up, she blamed him. Good for him honestly
The worst part is that compared to most people that show up at his clinic, he was sweet with her. He didn’t say anything to her mother, didn’t insult her when she got the meds mixed up and actually helped them both, if she hadn’t thrown him under the bus he probably would’ve found an excuse to help her too 😔
Don't ever try to get one over on House. If he has to, he'll learn Mandarin, on the spot, while you speak it, just so he can destroy you, and that's not even close to the greatest length he'll go to.
Bro said, “Congratulations , you’re gonna be a grandmother very soon.”
You speak Mandarin or did you watch the original with subtitles?
Both, I studied mandarin while visiting China
@@lazybutnotreally.6891 So lucky. I'd give anything to leave the country and go to England.
Omg I am so stupid. I get it now. He said, "You're gonna be a grandmother soon" because she's too stupid to know how to take birth control pills.
@lazybutnotreally.6891
Look, it's pronounced "Chinese", ok?
@@jaymylotto8134 Mandarin is a form of Chinese. Saying Chinese means a lot of other languages native to China
Girl, he gave you what you wanted, he kept your secret, and you thank him by throwing him under the bus? You asked for it!
It’s a tv show
@@Qsligit's a TH-cam comment section.
@@rattelv426^
Plus it was a totally stupid mistake because the pills themselves are labeled. And the majority of birth control pills are in a pink container. Duh. If it wasn't birth control pills that the daughter switched, it could have had fetal consequences.
@@QsligI don't like banana's
One thing I learned from House as a child: "Don't throw people under the bus, cause you never know who will throw you under the train and drive it"
😛😜🤪😝😎
😂 I'll leave you two. Who needs a train?
Yeah I’m sure your learned that from House as a child
A good quote to live by.
I’m pretty sure I know who wants to drive a train in this family… no, I am not more comfortable knowing…
He only ratted her out because she blamed him
Truth
house would have ratted her out anyway. he loves drama.
@@HeartsOfGrey he had already kept it quiet so yes it was payback.
@@HeartsOfGrey
Nah he was the one to help her keep quiet originally.
That man tossed a grenade and walked away with hop in his step 😂😂😂
Actually I'm pretty sure that's a limp /j
That's house for ya😂
House is such a richard
@@andrewpinkham9904 King Richard LXIX
@@andrewpinkham9904 She had it coming.
Lol, anyone else love how House is all for the drama with his patients? Lol
Not with the cop tho😂😂😂
IMO, the two most important things in House's life are the truth (knowing it, not necessarily speaking it) and his own entertainment/amusement.
@@timhilton7254Sounds pretty accurate from what I've seen.
I do
She was about to put House’s medical career at stake. She gave him no choice.
In her defense, house does that to himself on the regular. Lol this would by far be the tamest thing his medical career has been at risk for.
@@johnnynunez1843 tbh I don't see a defense here at all
@@johnnynunez1843except when house does it, it's to save someone's life. She was risking his career just because she didn't want her mom to know she's (planning on) sleeping around.
The hardest choices require the strongest wills 😂
Only House could do that to himself
“We haven’t even done it yet” LOL 😂
Whenever a father hears that, a boy is about to see the wrath of an angry god.
Or Mr Conehead..."I FIND YOU UNACCEPTABLE."
😂
@@VaultWeaselI used to know a girl who was 29 and never had anyone close bc her dad would scare off every guy. 😂 It's funny to hear but sad af.
One of stories she told me that he would stalk the guy. And the time when she tried to keep it hidden how he broke into her social media accs to find out.
She was bi so she had a few girlfriends just never boyfriends lol
@@uwu-egirl-azzy I have yet found a man that was able to tear the hood of my car to tell me his two cents. And I pray I never will since how cars are built today. 😂
@@VaultWeasel I mean you could dent a hood but I doubt you can tear it. 😅 but I never tried to. So you're probs be safe. If you want be sure 100% just go and grab a cybertruck orrrrrrrr grab a m8 greyhound
"Congratulations. You're going to be a grandmother."
She doesn't even question it when says all that in mandarin
"Not the sharpest chopstick in the drawer, huh?" Wish that was part of this clip too😂
do you sharpen chopsticks?
@@LednacekZ How can you pick up your sushi if you can't stab it properly?
@@LednacekZthat was one of the things house said in this episode, its just not in this clip.
@@izayaschaeffer9041what episode is?
What episode and season is??
BAHAHAHAHAHA! SHE THREW HIM UNDER THE BUS, SO HE THREW HER UNDER THE TRAIN😂😂😂
Or, she tried tried to throw him under the bus, so he just got behind the wheel and it drove it over her.
its better to be a warrior in a garden than a gardener in a war!. House proved it here!
Be a warrior with a green thumb...!!!
Absolutes in thought demonstrate a lack of imagination
Of course he'd know how to say, "Your daughter is pregnant," in Mandarin.
More like... Congratulations on becoming a grandmother
She tried to sell a lunatic genius, it backfired XD.
😂😂😂
"I can count to 10, ask to go to the bathroom and... speak it fluently when little girls I've helped try to throw me under the bus."
How good of House not to come between a mom and her daughter! 😅
Lol right?! He did a little, the backed off lol😂😂😂
@@ashleybeverly7328Poor girl got promptly slaughtered when they got home.
I love how he waited to see how she would handle it, and never let on that he could speak mandarin, till it was time for that bus 😂
Looks like he dropped a steamroller on her and punched it till it exploded.
@@chilomine839....You know, a lot of things in this show can be summed up to, "You thought it was [---], but IT WAS ME, HOUSE!!!"
Blud just planted a bomb and left💀
I always loved House. He has a way of washing his hands of any situation.
Dr House Bring Him Back
Yeah but it won't be the same without Wilson.
@@BiltmoreGhostbetter without crybaby
The show got pretty bad in the last season though.
@@BiltmoreGhost T_T I promised i wouldn't cry but I am doing it again.
Why do ppl EVER think that attempting to throw blame on House will end up well for them?? Bad little girl. Bad bad!! Not for getting the contraception. For trying to get one over on House. Never NEVER try to do that. It will ALWAYS blow it in your face. And likely a thousand times worse than whatever the original problem was to begin with … 😂😂😂
It's like when you go to a casino: the House always wins
Because they don't know him personally.
@@marwanzogheib1224ohhhhh thats toxic but true
Love the look on her face as he spoke in their language lmao 😂😂😂then after he started the fire nonchalantly saunters off.
@@karenroth5616
To be fair, it's the girl who started the fire by accusing House of malpractice.
From what little I know of mandarin "wo bu zhidao" means "I don't know", as the girl kept saying "wo bu zhi" I'm inferring that she's saying "I didn't" 😂
She was saying “wo bu shi”, ie “I am not” (pregnant).
Basically he says in Google translate don't trust me and all:
"Not to alarm you but your daughter is pregnant."
別驚慌,你和你的女兒都懷孕了。
Bié jīnghuāng, nǐ hé nǐ de nǚ'ér dōu huáiyùnle.
你和你女儿都怀孕了 means both you and your daughter are pregnant… Don’t use Google translate, it’s not perfect yet…
@@miguelhamruiz3447 no, we won't use Google translate, we'll just wait for you to magically appear whenever we need something translated into a language we can't speak.
@@Ennar lo siento, no te entiendo. Usa Google Translate 😉
House really just dropped a grenade and left
what have we learned: never try to put the blame on house, he'll stab you in the back.
No that wasn't a stab, that was definitely a parry and riposte, she started it.
And never assume someone doesn't speak your language.
Especially nowadays where about 43% of people are bilingual and 17% multilingual.
@@dommyboysmith Bro, That was Tough Enough Shut Up Call, ASAP. 💀💀😬🥶🥵💀💀
He won't stab you in the back. He'll stab you i the front while smiling and calling for the trauma team.
@@dommyboysmithpolyglot is the correct answer rather than multilingual.
Bullsh*t, bullsh*t, bullsh*t...I felt that
She's saying bú shì (不是), which basically means "no"
@@Akamaikai0923also means no in English too
@@Akamaikai0923 So why are 2 glyphs needed for 'no'?
@@Antropovich there is no one word for "no" in Mandarin, it depends on context. You would use 不 + verb. 不 basically means "not", and the verb would depend on the conversation you're having. 是 is a commonly used verb that means "is".
@@Akamaikai0923 I see. thank you for replying to me:)
And that’s why House is the GOAT
Bro did the ultimate troll
I love this part, yeah House was all fine with lying to the mother until the daughter tried to blame him for it then he was just "yeah I'm gonna screw you over" lol
Next episode House gets a manicure and throws everyone out of the shop for backstabbing him.
When she says "we haven't even done it yet!" Her voice reminds me of Carrie Savage's voice acting in anime (the character i remember is Miu from Kenichi).
Her voice reminds me of some character from Danganronpa but I can't put my finger on it
I didn’t think about it now that I’m re-watching it it does sound like Miu
Now I can’t unhear that haha
Never assume someone doesn't understand your language.😱😱😱
Despite having watched this scene many times, I still enjoy seeing it again.
It's scenes like this that made House a brilliant show :-)
That girl tried to throw House under a bus but he dropped a hand grenade under it and walked away 😂
Siccing an Asian mom on a horny teenage daughter. That was *not* a proportional response.
She in everywhere House MD and Grey Anatomy 😂😂😂😂
He is in Gray's anatomy too?
This is why I think translators should be mandatory to avoid lawsuits!!!!!!
Which languages should require translators? There are a lot of languages. If you're worried about it, learn the local language. Hospitals aren't very cost effective to begin with, they'd need as many translators as doctors that would do nothing most of the day.
Dr. House was the best SOB on TV. I still watch it now and then.
Best clinic sketch EVER.
House I was reminded me of Doctor Who. The young girl trying to mess with him and he nuked her
Hugh Laurie would make an amaaaaazing Doctor Who😂😂😂
This old lady is a patient in house and grey's anatomy as well
And in both she doesn’t speak English lol
One of the best clinic visits.
Absolutely deserved. House was empathetic still at this point. What a dumb kid. 😂😂
Congratulations on becoming a grandmother!
Her mom was stunned 😮
House...."my work is done here" 😅😊
You lied on me? O.K. let play.
1 thing I've learned from House:
Learn how to spot someone throwing you under the bus and how to toss them under the train in every language
Lol. "You speak mandàrin?"
So she took her mother to the doctor for a cold and secretly asked the doctor to also prescribe her birth control, gave her mother the birth control pills, and took the decongestants?
I love how she tried to throw House under the bus and he pulled the good ol' Uno Reverse Card on her.
One of the funniest moments of the show!
😂 Every time I see House shorts I want to watch the series!! 😉😂
😂😂😂😂 he always had good comebacks.
Bro didn't hold nothing back he went straight for the kill😂😂
“Bullshit bullshit bullshit” at the end is what she said
Funny.
The bloopers for this was so funny.
He got them both the meds and didn't tell her mother that her daughter lied originally and potentially put her health in danger and then when the girl mixed them up, she blamed him. Good for him honestly
House is AWESOME. To this day one of my favorite shows.
"you're daughter is pregnant" typical House way of getting her back
House wouldn't have messed with her probably.. if she hadn't pulled that sneaky move xD
Classic they don't know my language 😂😂😂😂😂
I love how "no" sounds like heavily accented "bullshit"!
不是!不是,不是,不是!
MAN, do I wish I watched this series when it came out. From the few clips I've seen, it looks awesome!!!
Birth control for Gramma? Hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha
She is indeed an SAC
“BULLSHIT (BOOOSHID)!”
“BOOOSHID BOOSHID BOOSHID!!!” 😂😂😂
Hands down one of my favourite House op scenes.
Doesn't matter where you're from - basic family issues are the same.
Homie went back for round 2
It's refreshing seeing the daughter in 2 of my fave shows
The worst part is that compared to most people that show up at his clinic, he was sweet with her. He didn’t say anything to her mother, didn’t insult her when she got the meds mixed up and actually helped them both, if she hadn’t thrown him under the bus he probably would’ve found an excuse to help her too 😔
House (Or any man speaking other languages) is a HUGE turn on!
The blooper is great cause grandma speaks English 😂
The girl was pleading at the end. "No. No, no, no."
All i hear is the french word for candle.
Her english voice sounds exactly like ten different anime voices. Is she a VA?
Bro went in for a second touch
Rule of thumb stay out of family arguments
You know the writing is good when female characters act exactly like this!! It’s so believable, really draws the viewer in! 😃
Turn about is fair play. Under the bus she went!
"I know Chinese and Spanish. I just don't want to make Chinese and Spanish friends."
- Gregory House.
At the end it sounded like “Bullshit! Bullshit bullshit bullshit!!”
Don't ever try to get one over on House. If he has to, he'll learn Mandarin, on the spot, while you speak it, just so he can destroy you, and that's not even close to the greatest length he'll go to.
She's messed up after House covered for her. Then has the audacity to throw him under the bus.
Bro speaks every language
Lmao the mom has the symtoms but the girl gets pregnant funny
“Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit…!” 😂
Which episode is this?
Literally that girl was almost treat him to get him fire him or ruin his career. So I don’t blame house for doing that to her.
She said(bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit) 😂😂😂😂😂
That's just too funny, Gunshaki, kandohomana.
I need a full translation
Nothing gets by Dr. Gregory House!!🤣🤣🤣
Am i the only one who finds dr house attractive ?💀💀💀
Love Grandma REACTION
😂😂😂😂😂😁😁😁😁
Ain’t no way she lied to her mom like that😂
Laurie is a treasure
The spittle man is dealing with romance scammers I think. He has the texts to prove is 😂
I thought devils sight didnt let you overcome the blindness of darkness