[YTP] The Republican PrirP Debubblican

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  • @CZsWorld
    @CZsWorld ปีที่แล้ว +3615

    How do you even go about making a TH-cam poop this good? CS's ears must constantly be tuned to words that he can remix.

    • @EpicNova12
      @EpicNova12 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Good to see you here CZs haha. Glad to see you're cultured as well.

    • @swedneck
      @swedneck ปีที่แล้ว +79

      The curse of hearing something and immediately having your brain stop all other activity in favour of coming up with 10 different jokes

    • @WorldWalker128
      @WorldWalker128 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      USA's political field is already kind of a circus. It almost writes itself.

    • @dongatello6969
      @dongatello6969 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Makes it even better knowing he’s using sentence mixing and not an ai voice

    • @Steelwaterfall1
      @Steelwaterfall1 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      "Yes... here he says "sure", I bet I could turn that into like 12 unique SUS clips..."

  • @spleenky
    @spleenky 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    It's kind of depressing we're no longer going to have YTP videos with Ron DeSaster

  • @Rainok
    @Rainok ปีที่แล้ว +106

    If this was the actual dialogue, I'd probably get into
    politics

    • @emporioalnino4670
      @emporioalnino4670 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It was more insane than the edits. I love US politics much more than that of any other country even my own because it's so beyond parody. They are fucking insane

    • @MatingPress
      @MatingPress ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@emporioalnino4670 UK and a few others come close

  • @WilliamAlanLong
    @WilliamAlanLong 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    1:24 “the state of Florida will succeed as a country” * breaks apart from the US and drifts off in to sea” 😂 I bet that’s DeSatan’s dream right there 😂

  • @joshfromsmosh3352d
    @joshfromsmosh3352d ปีที่แล้ว +10

    6:01 I dont see why this wouldnt be a reality

  • @laillahilaallah001
    @laillahilaallah001 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    holy fuck this bring me back to early youtube as a kid giggling away at ytps. man you really bring back the nostalgia

  • @Linda-
    @Linda- ปีที่แล้ว +11

    This makes more sense than the actual debate

  • @timeforbeans
    @timeforbeans ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Nikki was obviously not included in the group text, when it said "Blue Suit, White Shirt & Red Tie" 🤣😆

    • @MrSlanderer
      @MrSlanderer ปีที่แล้ว

      I didn't even notice. Do they think dressing like Trump makes them more electable?

  • @alexhagen8871
    @alexhagen8871 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I live in Florida and this video pretty much sums up our governor.

  • @PapaSmurfu
    @PapaSmurfu ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Holy shit its that season bois. My favorites are your political YTPs

  • @paulkowald4057
    @paulkowald4057 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The ending is sad but true. 2025 we may all be fucked.

  • @thetimeknife427
    @thetimeknife427 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    the happy Ryan Gosling face then turning back to the horrifying old man My Pen face scared me to death

  • @ezralex7123
    @ezralex7123 ปีที่แล้ว +793

    The fact that Chris Christie won with 1% of the vote implies that all the other candidates got

    • @gergelygalvacsy2251
      @gergelygalvacsy2251 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +104

      Imagine, just hundreds of candidates, all more or less equally unpopular

    • @nurdyguyz
      @nurdyguyz 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      Or he won the electoral college

    • @brothermayihavesomeloops7048
      @brothermayihavesomeloops7048 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      ​@nurdyguyz I don't think primaries use the electoral college, right? I think it's a popular vote.

    • @nurdyguyz
      @nurdyguyz 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@brothermayihavesomeloops7048 we aren't talking about the primaries he was elected as president

    • @bohdanvakulenko4266
      @bohdanvakulenko4266 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Isn't that just regular democracy?@@gergelygalvacsy2251

  • @sirsquirrel6176
    @sirsquirrel6176 ปีที่แล้ว +1313

    Poor Governor Anus didn’t get a word out!

    • @cs188
      @cs188  ปีที่แล้ว +425

      Chris Chris Chris Chris supplied all the anus we needed

    • @cs188
      @cs188  ปีที่แล้ว +253

      @russellhunter9951 In the UK he'd be an arse-onist

    • @DuderofDudeness
      @DuderofDudeness ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Verbal constipation

    • @cezarcatalin1406
      @cezarcatalin1406 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@cs188
      Floor DeSantis wasn’t on-board with most of the plane and simple subjects either. A bit confusing since he looked like a down-to-earth guy, he could’ve wiped himself with the other candidates.

    • @tuckersguitarfiasco
      @tuckersguitarfiasco ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I lived under his regime, it was a good thing he didn't lol

  • @ultimatepotato713
    @ultimatepotato713 ปีที่แล้ว +475

    I randomly think of “Floor DeSantis” at random times in the day and have to stop myself from laughing uncontrollably

    • @CheeseManAnd
      @CheeseManAnd 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Brother of Governor DiSaster

  • @uRDM
    @uRDM ปีที่แล้ว +328

    "this decline is not a decline. This is an incline!" followed by boisterous cheering, freakin SENT me. first YTP to make me laugh out loud in years. Incredible

    • @aleksm.1863
      @aleksm.1863 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Same. That whole DeSantis speech is my favourite part. The other thing that got me crying the first time was Mike Pence the vacuum.

    • @uRDM
      @uRDM ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@aleksm.1863 the best gotdang vacuum this nation has ever had 🙏

    • @xenomorphbiologist-xx1214
      @xenomorphbiologist-xx1214 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Everything he says is gold, from “we need to send hundreds of gross families to your basement” to “the state of Florida will secede as a country” followed by bugs bunny cutting Florida off the map. Absolutely hilarious!

  • @Cinematic.Jurassic
    @Cinematic.Jurassic ปีที่แล้ว +3035

    The fact that Mike Pen doesn't have his trusty fly on his head disturbs me...

    • @targaghjj
      @targaghjj ปีที่แล้ว +63

      🪰

    • @cgman1940
      @cgman1940 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Hillary has him this week.

    • @DuderofDudeness
      @DuderofDudeness ปีที่แล้ว +43

      He's a ball pen, he's only got one ball, like that taro rist only the uniballer

    • @lachlankeddie7
      @lachlankeddie7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      It's because he's the best vacuum

    • @probium2832
      @probium2832 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      EW NEWS is the best news network

  • @hansonel
    @hansonel ปีที่แล้ว +788

    The Depubican Rebate had me in tears. "The American Drain" 😂

    • @lucacianflone4128
      @lucacianflone4128 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      the Republicans might as well actually be like this.

    • @TalpaTulpa
      @TalpaTulpa ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@lucacianflone4128if they were I’d vote for them

    • @joeybuddy96
      @joeybuddy96 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's a Downward Spiral.

    • @dodgsonwevegotdodgsonhere9970
      @dodgsonwevegotdodgsonhere9970 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@TalpaTulpaI like these republicans. They're the most sensible politicians I've seen in a decade.

    • @TalpaTulpa
      @TalpaTulpa ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dodgsonwevegotdodgsonhere9970 ok

  • @aaaaanotthebees
    @aaaaanotthebees ปีที่แล้ว +655

    At this point I would vote for My Pen, even if he is a write-in

    • @cs188
      @cs188  ปีที่แล้ว +115

      ahahahah...

    • @waytoobiased
      @waytoobiased ปีที่แล้ว +55

      this pun is the reason corporate tax loopholes exist

    • @EddieM1994
      @EddieM1994 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      - sensible chuckle -

    • @beamshooter
      @beamshooter ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lettuce not forgot Mice Pinkys last words: “in 2025 were gonna be fucked”

    • @無名兄弟-i7m
      @無名兄弟-i7m ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Haaaaaa good one 😂

  • @aidanru.2469
    @aidanru.2469 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    I can never trust political YTP's because they make the politicians smarter than they actually are. Spectacular editing from one of the YTP gods!!

  • @ellibod1
    @ellibod1 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +380

    "At the end of 2025 we're actually gonna be fucked"
    Amazing foreshadowing

    • @NexusKin
      @NexusKin 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      We're already fucked right now.

    • @aguywhojustexists
      @aguywhojustexists 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@NexusKinTrue

    • @antiantiderivative
      @antiantiderivative 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@NexusKin Because of Trump’s inevitable nomination

    • @agentnintendonate1thee2tan89
      @agentnintendonate1thee2tan89 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Why is everyone freaking out about Project 2025? Just vote in the democrats!

    • @JetFalcon710
      @JetFalcon710 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      It's the beginning of 2024 and we're already fucked lmao

  • @dkbmaestrorules
    @dkbmaestrorules ปีที่แล้ว +435

    "Lemme smash"
    "No, Ron"
    fucking killed me 💀

  • @SonicBoone56
    @SonicBoone56 ปีที่แล้ว +358

    "Every time you see him he's gotta FART" lmfao
    Chris Christie confirmed to be the source of America's natural gas.

    • @cckiller0053
      @cckiller0053 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      "Listen, he passed gas"
      "That's simply not true"😅

    • @keegans.969
      @keegans.969 ปีที่แล้ว

      QUICK HE HAS GAS, GET THE ARMY TO START INVADING HIS ASS!

    • @dartheria7914
      @dartheria7914 ปีที่แล้ว

      He’s certainly fat enough

  • @cypress2647
    @cypress2647 ปีที่แล้ว +3250

    Nikki Hickey definitely won this debate. She was already stealing the show with that part about eliminating 90 million people, but then she dropped a total truthbomb at the end about biden doing 9/11. She was the only one brave enough to say it. She has my vote!

    • @BladeTheGabite
      @BladeTheGabite ปีที่แล้ว +61

      She's definitely played the best social game here

    • @Bombshocked
      @Bombshocked ปีที่แล้ว +82

      She's being TRUE to the TRUTH

    • @fabianestonactoc
      @fabianestonactoc ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The names lol

    • @lucacianflone4128
      @lucacianflone4128 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      (If Biden doing 9/11 became an actual conspiracy I wouldn't be surprised)

    • @WiloPolis03
      @WiloPolis03 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      That 9/11 bit killed me, maybe my favorite part of the whole ytp

  • @TheSkarletKardinalSwoopsIn
    @TheSkarletKardinalSwoopsIn ปีที่แล้ว +217

    2:51 "Who the heck is this guy? What the fuck is he doing?"
    That joke is perfect, because that's exactly how I feel about Vivek Ramaswamy.

  • @Shadow08707
    @Shadow08707 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    3:14 “Well, I don’t care what I care about because I forgot what I care about” is pretty fitting for these politicians 😂

    • @DrasticFox2004
      @DrasticFox2004 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      This oughta be the BEST part of this YTP 😂

  • @thelevelsoflovepodcast
    @thelevelsoflovepodcast ปีที่แล้ว +1479

    "Voters say that the cost of groceries is gross."
    *That moment when a YTP is more relatable than an actual political debate*

    • @TheModdedwarfare3
      @TheModdedwarfare3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Grocery prices 🤮

    • @SuperFlashDriver
      @SuperFlashDriver ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Well grocery prices are still going to go up, inflation is going to skyrocket. And before you know it by the time the 2030s comes around it'll be worse than what the 2010s was prior to the 2020s.

    • @emporertheplusle8329
      @emporertheplusle8329 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      And also 'to fight kids and grandkids'.. with all the laws against LGBTQ youth ☹️

    • @karlnul
      @karlnul ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@SuperFlashDriverChill out man, fear mongering won't get us anywhere good

    • @analyticalmind4493
      @analyticalmind4493 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      ​@@emporertheplusle8329I feel sorry for all the kids whose parents went along with this craze. Nearly every child that has gone through this will have lifelong regret. What happened to accepting who you are? It doesn't have permanent health complications or cause you to take drugs forever to keep you in your new form. The money grab by the medical community on this topic is going to have a massive negative impact on future generations.

  • @matbannerson
    @matbannerson ปีที่แล้ว +1392

    I gotta say, in an age of oversaturated AI scripting it is SOOO refreshing to hear some quality sentence mixing, better none than by CS.

    • @SonicBoone56
      @SonicBoone56 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ikr

    • @cckiller0053
      @cckiller0053 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      I think AI scripting should be used as a last resort, as in if you can't find a source with the person saying that word.

    • @nardinyouryard
      @nardinyouryard ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Does there really exist AI sentence mixers?

    • @bigjohnsbreakfastlog5819
      @bigjohnsbreakfastlog5819 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      TH-cam Poop never died; it just receded to the dank corners of TH-cam.

    • @elliot_rat
      @elliot_rat ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ​@@bigjohnsbreakfastlog5819it's like a luxury five course dinner

  • @Owlero
    @Owlero ปีที่แล้ว +647

    I just imagine CS rubbing his hands together like a villain when Chris Christie made that "hohhh" sound.

    • @SonicBoone56
      @SonicBoone56 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      My Pen smacking his lips

    • @Ohflipsnap
      @Ohflipsnap ปีที่แล้ว +7

      1:29

    • @milesjolly6173
      @milesjolly6173 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      Don’t you mean Chris Chris Chris Chris Chris Chris Chris Chris Chris Chris Chris Chris Chris Chris Chris?

    • @StationaryGamingReal
      @StationaryGamingReal 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      That they spend as a dollar...

    • @Bonovasitch
      @Bonovasitch 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      I come back to this poop just for that bit, it lives rent-free in my head and slays me everytime.
      Thanks, cs188

  • @BrakeCoach
    @BrakeCoach 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +51

    4:06 Swaaws interjecting "TWO PERCENT??" was so fucking funny for some reason

  • @lukedavis436
    @lukedavis436 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    "I will let you down"
    Wasted opportunity for a rickroll lmao

  • @bengeiger7917
    @bengeiger7917 ปีที่แล้ว +2142

    Honestly this election cycle is so absurd it almost doesn’t need the YTP treatment. Almost.

    • @hunterwolff-schollmeyer3902
      @hunterwolff-schollmeyer3902 ปีที่แล้ว

      The clown who occupies that office hates all of us. One of these people (or President Trump) MUST defeat his sleepy and creepy ass once and for all.

    • @SonicBoone56
      @SonicBoone56 ปีที่แล้ว

      The only sensible Republican, Will Hurd, wasn't even on stage to debate. And for Democrats, nobody has even attempted to run. Other than an anti-vaxxer.

    • @lucacianflone4128
      @lucacianflone4128 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@smoli You are literally just begging for death and stupidity
      If you are in it for the memes and hilarity, you are a fucked up human being. Why can't anyone say all republicans are bad, as a leftist I don't like Biden at all since he's just a less flavorful version of the systems that the republicans already put in place.

    • @lucacianflone4128
      @lucacianflone4128 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @insideimagery133 You made the mistake of invoking his name.

    • @MeliorIlle
      @MeliorIlle ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Ah, the same stupid/uncreative comment made for every single debate YTP since the 2000s.

  • @holloworacle3140
    @holloworacle3140 ปีที่แล้ว +569

    Oooh boy, I love a good political Ytp debate

    • @xMcWeenx
      @xMcWeenx ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lord Jake had some good ones back in the day.

    • @ibrahimzonbia155
      @ibrahimzonbia155 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ⁠@@dannysupersell1798only 100.000?

    • @Liquid_Mike
      @Liquid_Mike ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@ibrahimzonbia155a number like 6 million would just be silly

    • @Locketlover
      @Locketlover ปีที่แล้ว

      KENERGY

  • @thedub007
    @thedub007 ปีที่แล้ว +395

    IMO your political videos have always been your finest content for over 10 years now. I remember watching Obama and Romney arguing about production being up or down like it was just yesterday. You haven't lost your touch my man, this was incredible!

    • @SonicBoone56
      @SonicBoone56 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      The production was down. That's sus. The production was down. That's sus. The production was down. That's sus. The production was down. Governor Romney, shut up!

    • @dazedandenthused8559
      @dazedandenthused8559 ปีที่แล้ว

      I WANNA SPIT ON YOU, GOVERNOR….

    • @lachlankeddie7
      @lachlankeddie7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      They still haven't bought that pipeline in front Seven Eleven and Macy's....

    • @SonicBoone56
      @SonicBoone56 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@lachlankeddie7 that's because Obama got lost in Payless

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh my god, I didn't realize how long I too have been watching this channel!

  • @Fnidner
    @Fnidner ปีที่แล้ว +71

    dammit CS! Only 0:48 seconds in, and you make me spit out my food with the "former arsonist" still holding the freaking gasoline... you gotta warn us man

  • @Lafta4774
    @Lafta4774 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

    5:23 now topical

  • @SonicBoone56
    @SonicBoone56 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    Nearly spit my drink when Chris said "I was elected with 1% of the vote."

  • @coltonevans3534
    @coltonevans3534 ปีที่แล้ว +1011

    I don't know who could watch these debates and not think that America needs some serious foundation repair

    • @SonicBoone56
      @SonicBoone56 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      If I had to vote for Sanders all over again, I'd do it because he gets it done right the first time.

    • @crackedemerald4930
      @crackedemerald4930 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Also need some lipstick, some blush and eyeshadow

    • @ronnieperez8519
      @ronnieperez8519 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      HOH SIS for president!

    • @WiloPolis03
      @WiloPolis03 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      ​@@SonicBoone56Every working class American deserves their fair share & should be allowed to go take a pee pee

    • @Rorschach003
      @Rorschach003 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      and they wanna save a lot of money, right?

  • @ArtemyMusha
    @ArtemyMusha ปีที่แล้ว +350

    I voted for DeMuro, he promised to give every car parked on my street a high butt score.

    • @SnakeOfBacon
      @SnakeOfBacon ปีที่แล้ว +45

      ...but not really!

    • @lucacianflone4128
      @lucacianflone4128 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@SnakeOfBacon (Tagline of every politician in the US.)

    • @zachhagan6239
      @zachhagan6239 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      THIS……is saas

    • @creditcrazy597
      @creditcrazy597 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Demuro so we can get every car on the road reviewed

    • @keyland_
      @keyland_ ปีที่แล้ว

      Especially the 1933 booty eater, the freaky car that noone cares about

  • @LegoPostPresidency
    @LegoPostPresidency ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Mike Pence: *”at the end of 2025 we’re actually gonna be f-ked“*
    🤣🤣🤣

    • @iscrampad2194
      @iscrampad2194 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Love the profile! Keep it going! We need all the support!

  • @redsus4839
    @redsus4839 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    “MEMES ARE HURTING THE QUALITY OF LIFE” -Ron DeSantis

    • @natesportyboy4939
      @natesportyboy4939 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      aka Son DeRantis, his alter ego.

  • @br0therthr332
    @br0therthr332 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    I, personally LOVE lolitics

    • @cs188
      @cs188  ปีที่แล้ว +121

      I prefer to spell it with a hyphen for a reason

    • @waytoobiased
      @waytoobiased ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@cs188 oh NO

    • @imurpr0blem
      @imurpr0blem ปีที่แล้ว +18

      💀 you love what?

    • @cat_with_a_witch_hat
      @cat_with_a_witch_hat ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Whah

    • @LuckyHicks2
      @LuckyHicks2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      LOL! AS IN “LAUGHING OUT LOUD!” THAT’S WHAT HE MEANT BY IT! HOLY MOLEY BE CAREFUL WITH THATT! HYPHENS!

  • @pootislord3112
    @pootislord3112 ปีที่แล้ว +626

    "At the end of 2025 we are actually gonna be fucked."
    Truer words have never been spoken.

    • @legtendgav556
      @legtendgav556 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      First time in 8 years I've agreed with My Pen

    • @joaquintamayo3126
      @joaquintamayo3126 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      We’re all gonna die

    • @cckiller0053
      @cckiller0053 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I can respawn

    • @hamburgerhamburgerv2
      @hamburgerhamburgerv2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@cckiller0053but I can’t

    • @MatingPress
      @MatingPress ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@cckiller0053 the first president ate cs188

  • @TheChiefOrg13
    @TheChiefOrg13 ปีที่แล้ว +542

    I think this is more coherent than the actual debate was

    • @Fluffernater
      @Fluffernater ปีที่แล้ว +10

      This video is like perfect English speech compared to j*e b*den 🤮

    • @skydiamsteam6005
      @skydiamsteam6005 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@FluffernaterGross

    • @Fluffernater
      @Fluffernater ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@skydiamsteam6005 ikr

    • @WiloPolis03
      @WiloPolis03 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      ​@@FluffernaterHe can give good speeches sometimes, he just hides his power level

    • @Fluffernater
      @Fluffernater ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@WiloPolis03 his 100 percent is forming a WHOLE 2 coherent sentences about ice cream bruh

  • @geofflow8117
    @geofflow8117 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

    1:30 “i was elected with 1% of the vote”
    That got me. So subtle but hilarious

    • @TheLordOfNothing
      @TheLordOfNothing 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      It implies that all the other candidates got less than 1% of the vote.

  • @TheChosenSunBoye
    @TheChosenSunBoye ปีที่แล้ว +671

    "And I WILL let you down" should be every politician's slogan now

    • @syafsmith5085
      @syafsmith5085 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Finally, an honest American politician!

    • @zacksirola1552
      @zacksirola1552 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ya think?

    • @spadinnerxylaphone2622
      @spadinnerxylaphone2622 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I WILL be a fool to myself

    • @lukedavis436
      @lukedavis436 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      He's gonna give you up, let you down and he's never gonna give you desert

    • @TheInvshika
      @TheInvshika ปีที่แล้ว

      nnWWOOOOWWNn

  • @KaichouKirishima
    @KaichouKirishima ปีที่แล้ว +117

    So this is American democracy...
    I vote for the Floor...

  • @henryholliday1
    @henryholliday1 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    I can't believe it has been 14 years since I discovered the wonders of cs188 and the twisted world of youtube poops and the quality is still just as awesome now then it was 14 years ago

    • @natesportyboy4939
      @natesportyboy4939 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Back during the days of Legend of The The The The The.

    • @JCondorYTPs
      @JCondorYTPs ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Crazy, that’s about the same time I discovered YTP’s as well and now I’m finally making some of my own

  • @LimitlessMatt
    @LimitlessMatt ปีที่แล้ว +31

    "I come from a town of 300 people."
    "Well, I don't care." 😂

  • @mosscow6056
    @mosscow6056 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    "I think unquestionably, I'm the best vacuum"
    I agree, Mike.

    • @cckiller0053
      @cckiller0053 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      *Chris chris chris chris farts*

    • @cigbhungus3359
      @cigbhungus3359 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      *My Pen sniffs up fart*

  • @Saintnick90
    @Saintnick90 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    Finally, a coherent political debate that focused on the issues.

  • @slush_yy
    @slush_yy ปีที่แล้ว +262

    Swaass was definitely one of the biggest contenders. He showed us how we could all be lettuce and informed us that our milk was at 2%. He’s getting my vote!

    • @Xephoriah
      @Xephoriah ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Not to mention he wrote his own book with a total of 36 lessons in it. My favorite one is Sermon 69.

    • @ambiarock590
      @ambiarock590 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Not to mention he'll do somethin' about it, and he'll do somethin' about it, and he'll shoe somethin' about it, and he'll _Two somethin' about it._

    • @Xephoriah
      @Xephoriah 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@ambiarock590 He'll use his power of CHIM to the benefit (or detriment) of the entire universe.

  • @happycompy
    @happycompy 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    "As a conservative conservalican" had me dying

  • @ShadowCammando24
    @ShadowCammando24 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    1:17 *”We will be lousy again in this country and I will let you down.”*
    Realist commentary every by a politician. 😂

  • @jackmarrowmapping1176
    @jackmarrowmapping1176 ปีที่แล้ว +1022

    I’m disappointed with how out of touch these candidates are.
    None of them wanted to wipe out China.

    • @Tirgo69
      @Tirgo69 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      He was right! President Obama was right... (echoes)

    • @cckiller0053
      @cckiller0053 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      They'll probably blame me but more importantly they'll blame him but more importantly they'll blame me but more importantly I wanna blame him *shoots lasers*

    • @vezonf3nrak
      @vezonf3nrak ปีที่แล้ว

      WEE NEE TO WIPE OUT CHINA

    • @freedomgoddess
      @freedomgoddess ปีที่แล้ว +15

      *_insert large trump mouth here_*

    • @kbottrill1
      @kbottrill1 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      And nobody even credits Flexta McSignals for all his hard work :((((((((

  • @dradmiral5224
    @dradmiral5224 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    This gave me a very good laugh, I love the work you do

    • @cs188
      @cs188  ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Hey, many thanks! 😁 Every dollar that you spend is a dollar that you spend is a dollar that you spend is a dollar that you spend is a d

    • @toilet_cleaner_man
      @toilet_cleaner_man ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@cs188 you can tell it's genuine because he went out of his way to sentence-mix his response

    • @plushifoxed
      @plushifoxed ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cs188All the money you save with us goes back to us in the form of money. Yenom.

  • @Jared_Wignall
    @Jared_Wignall ปีที่แล้ว +141

    Finally, the true debate. Thank you for the video man, keep up the great work!

  • @ZeroHourProductions407
    @ZeroHourProductions407 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Me: "I only deal with political discourse from a trusted source."
    The Source:
    👆

  • @saffronwithwav
    @saffronwithwav ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "who the heck is this guy and what the f*** is he doing" - sounds about right 😂😂😂😂

    • @xenomorphbiologist-xx1214
      @xenomorphbiologist-xx1214 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      *2 seconds later*
      “I met my wife in the mental health institution”

  • @Ben-zg5xb
    @Ben-zg5xb ปีที่แล้ว +166

    This video will impact who I vote for

    • @victav
      @victav ปีที่แล้ว +4

      best comment

    • @Glumpsy
      @Glumpsy ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I would vote for mr. Pen here anyway, but now when I know that he is the best, all my doubts are gone completely.

    • @danieljuno810
      @danieljuno810 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao

    • @Bradytheawesomeman777
      @Bradytheawesomeman777 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I’ll vote for T00T

    • @theiceyhawttstunna6631
      @theiceyhawttstunna6631 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      As it should.

  • @forsetha
    @forsetha ปีที่แล้ว +71

    As someone who lives 20 miles away from Milwaukee, I can confirm that Chris Chris cut up the entire population of Milwaukee to death with his knife.

    • @hunterwolff-schollmeyer3902
      @hunterwolff-schollmeyer3902 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ahh that would explain why I haven't been able to reach my friend in MKE:(

    • @SonicBoone56
      @SonicBoone56 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And polluted the air from passing gas

  • @Racecarlock
    @Racecarlock ปีที่แล้ว +316

    Finally, someone is treating this debate with the respect it deserves.

  • @BinglesP
    @BinglesP ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I might not be a fan of politics(outside of the historical aspects), but I still love this whole series of using political news as sources.

  • @halfmoon106
    @halfmoon106 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    Floor DeSantis is the new Flexta McSignals

  • @MotobugGaming
    @MotobugGaming ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Unfortunately, Swiss Cheese died to a cheese grater and could not be present for this debate.

    • @baneck8627
      @baneck8627 ปีที่แล้ว

      He died from resisting Cathy Mitchel 😔

  • @doclombardi51
    @doclombardi51 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    4:43 I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @SuperYTPmaster
    @SuperYTPmaster ปีที่แล้ว +12

    3:20 Nikki “Millions Must Die” Haley

  • @seabassz_197
    @seabassz_197 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    I love how you make these political ytps they absolutely crack me up especially how you make these people look. It's all satire of course

  • @PlasmaP1
    @PlasmaP1 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    How is it even possible to consistently make ytps this good. Bruh been with you since well before the mlpytp era. You're a legend. Never change

  • @Martwy1312
    @Martwy1312 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    "Former New Jersey Jerk" Sums up Christie quite well honestly

    • @RatPfink66
      @RatPfink66 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Former???

    • @Martwy1312
      @Martwy1312 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RatPfink66 True, he still sucks

  • @Badderpillar
    @Badderpillar ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "We will be lousy again in this country and I will let you down" finally, an honest politician.

  • @EthanFilms
    @EthanFilms ปีที่แล้ว +13

    3:55 made me absolutely short circuit

  • @jimfromdiscord.8904
    @jimfromdiscord.8904 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    "I pledge to you, if I am not your president, the state of Florida will secede!"
    I lol'd. It's funny because it'll probably end up being true

    • @doomsdayrabbit4398
      @doomsdayrabbit4398 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Should have never let them back in the first time. Third District until they can act like a republic for once.

    • @Kyle-ql9km
      @Kyle-ql9km ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Florida is just the inversion of Cali

    • @Imperial8933
      @Imperial8933 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      1:23 - 1:28

    • @jimfromdiscord.8904
      @jimfromdiscord.8904 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@doomsdayrabbit4398 Chill out dude I just made a joke

    • @ligma212
      @ligma212 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@Kyle-ql9kminstead of having homeless people they just murder the homeless

  • @Spanishdog17
    @Spanishdog17 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    4:44 I couldn’t stop laughing for about 10 minutes!

    • @cckiller0053
      @cckiller0053 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's bad climate change policies-

  • @rossnsuchthangs
    @rossnsuchthangs ปีที่แล้ว +46

    The pence nose vacuum was top notch, and the lemme smash meme felt nostalgic even though I didn't care for it in it's hey-day. Very well done.

  • @TheRumChum
    @TheRumChum ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Im personally voting for SWAAWS he just speaks my language.

  • @alujis
    @alujis ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "I don't care about what I care about because I forgot what I care about"
    yeah that pretty much sums up politics

  • @RetroNintendo91385
    @RetroNintendo91385 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    “I don’t care what I care about…because I forgot what I care about” - pretty much sums up American politics right there

  • @Justpassingby204
    @Justpassingby204 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Mike Pen will never win-he will shortly run out of ink

  • @HerbertEnterprises
    @HerbertEnterprises 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

    I played this to my 60 year old father.
    He died of laughter.
    You know when the old people are laughing, you've hit gold.
    (He isn't dead, sorry about the terrible wording.)

    • @dremovremen1764
      @dremovremen1764 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      R. I. L.

    • @davidl570
      @davidl570 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Your dad will be missed. My condolences.

    • @HerbertEnterprises
      @HerbertEnterprises 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I just god darn realized I worded this SO wrong. Sorry guys. Don't worry, my father isn't dead... Yet. He's close to though.

    • @davidl570
      @davidl570 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@HerbertEnterprises Damn, he's close to dying?? Sorry to hear that! Hope things get better for him.

  • @denyrachmatramdhanynew2894
    @denyrachmatramdhanynew2894 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    This September, we still never get bored with His YTP video. This one should be my favorite.

    • @TheBcoolGuy
      @TheBcoolGuy ปีที่แล้ว +4

      New He lore just dropped!

    • @Frongo
      @Frongo ปีที่แล้ว +1

      oh my god, He's god

  • @Scantronimus466
    @Scantronimus466 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I love how “just believe me, don’t watch” has become cs188’s slogan.

  • @radiantarchives
    @radiantarchives 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    2:28 Made me genuinely laugh out loud. The dude's voice actually being muffled by his lack of mouth is such a short but funny bit

  • @pivotchampion
    @pivotchampion ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I'm so happy to be a communist in the year 2023 so I don't have to be a.) A conservative that loses to Biden or b.) A liberal that votes for Biden

  • @Hypnodog_
    @Hypnodog_ ปีที่แล้ว +107

    I remember watching the 2012 debate poops & laughing my ass off. 23 year old me is still here laughing at these

  • @DissedRedEngie
    @DissedRedEngie ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "I will let you down" hey, an honest statement from Ron.

  • @TheBadBuffalo
    @TheBadBuffalo ปีที่แล้ว +27

    So glad I’m not the only one who met my wife in a mental institution! (Mad props for the Teen Girl Squad reference btw)

  • @Malzanar2010
    @Malzanar2010 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    4:00 onward i couldnt breathe omg hahaha

  • @elcatmanman8642
    @elcatmanman8642 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Wow, cs188! You barely had to do any editing for this video! It's almost like it's a clown show already!

  • @blanko_sama8049
    @blanko_sama8049 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Yet another masterpiece from cs188. I thought I was going to have a heart attack from consistently laughing so hard. Hats off to you!

  • @DevilBoy-ww9ud
    @DevilBoy-ww9ud ปีที่แล้ว +11

    2:44 Thanks. I wasn't planning to sleep tonight, anyway

  • @StevenViets2006
    @StevenViets2006 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    This is the only correct way to watch American politics.

  • @benjizucker6091
    @benjizucker6091 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Bye bye Florida

  • @smashingthreeplates2171
    @smashingthreeplates2171 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    3:33 Why is no one commenting on this?

  • @WiloPolis03
    @WiloPolis03 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    Cs188's commitment to being 100% apolitical with these types of uploads is really impressive

    • @winter2716
      @winter2716 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Sadly, the same can’t be said for people in the comments.

    • @WiloPolis03
      @WiloPolis03 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@winter2716 Yeahhhhhh but that's kind of inevitable

    • @ligma212
      @ligma212 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@winter2716everyone has been making jokes. I feel like you are just making this imaginary conflict up just to make this comment

    • @winter2716
      @winter2716 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ligma212 Try sorting by “newest.” That’s where I saw all the serious political comments before.

    • @kraktjoetv
      @kraktjoetv 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      i don't see how anyone, no matter how they lean, couldn't find this shit absolutely hilarious.

  • @guillaumelagueyte1019
    @guillaumelagueyte1019 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I'm watching this at work, barely 1 minute and half in and I'm struggling to avoid laughing out loud. Good stuff as always, thank you CS188.
    And of course, JoooooJ.

  • @sheep3866
    @sheep3866 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    and I do something about it,
    and I shoe something about it,
    and I TWO something about it

  • @ApocalypseMoose
    @ApocalypseMoose ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "If I'm not your president, the state of Florida will secede."
    *thunderous applause*

  • @MasacoMike
    @MasacoMike ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Love how you have different edits to that "FOX NEWS" in the corner in eaxh scene, details likes these makes these videos so rewatchable

  • @vanderhout
    @vanderhout ปีที่แล้ว +7

    awesome sentence mixing, i think i liked the guy at 2:50 the most