So glad you're reacting to Saberspark. He's made a ton of other funny reviews of awful movies, including a review of a deleted scene from this one. You have to se it to believe it.
These doods should react to more of Saberspark's movie reviews, they are hilarious. I'd recommend checking out his reviews of Leo the Lion, Son of Aladdin, and Alibaba and the Gold Raiders to name a few. Hell, throw in that furry version of Noah's Ark in there, too.
36:03 Actually, they were to march around the walls once for SIX days. And on the 7th day, they'd march seven times before yelling as loud as they can.
The 5 missing Commandments, I'd imagine: 11. Thou shalt offer alms to the poor and famished. 12. Thou shalt honor thy agreements with thy neighbor. 13. Thou shalt not create dissent for thy selfish gain. 14. Thou shalt uplift thy saddened neighbor and shoulder his burden 15. Thou shalt offer thanks to the Lord thy God for his blessings.
As a furry with a pentacostal background, not even holy water can heal Joshua and the Promised land. This film somehow made Ai Spongebob and Seinfield look like blockbusters.
thanks for that line since ere in slovakia, the phrase "not even holy water gonna help here" meaning for things being fucked beyond saving...which sums up that abomination well
Saberspark’s review of Son of Alladin is a video I’ve wanted to see you guys watch for a while! It shows JUST how bad that movie is, to the point where you might question your sanity like when watching reviews of The Room, A Talking Cat!?!, Foodfight, or Birdemic! There’s also his videos on Elf Bowling and Leo the Lion, which are almost GUARANTEED to make you shout “WHAT THE FUCK?!” to at LEAST one part of them!
First time reacting to a Sabersapark video? Nice! If you want you should check out his other vids. He does great reviews on films, TV shows, and indie cartoons.
Haven’t watched it yet, I just wanted to say, at first I was confused, and thought it was a reupload of the nostalgic critic reaction. I can see now it’s not.
"Prince of Egypt" still holds up, and so do all of DreamWorks' other 2d-animated movies: Spirit, El Dorado and Sinbad. Dreamworks was already starting to close down the hand-drawn department, even before Sinbad's release. 😔
8:56-9:06 I don't know why, But when Nate and Nick started to make those weird faces during that scene of the film, I couldn't help myself but laugh and chuckle on that part of the video. I know it's supposed to look creepy and freaky, But the way both Nate and Nick did it just makes it look silly and goofy to me. Especially when Nate said, "What's going on here?". That's where i lost it.😂
Boy, you've entered the goldmine of Saberspark's reviews which are probably more meme-based than Nostalgia Critic ones. I think you should give a reaction to couple of these, especially in the spirit of "Joshua", couple of other religious animations reviews. Like "Finding Jesus" (1 and 2), they're really hilarious.
yeah, I love how in this 'kid's movie" adultery is more evil than genocide and even a good justification to commit one. Like, sure, they sacrifice people, which...isn't great but I just love how adultery is put alongside that. As if these things were on the same level. XD. Or even worse.
The renegades reacting to Saberspark wasnt on my bingo card but hey, I wont complain. He has some good, thoughtful analyses on a bunch of weird and obscure stuff so if you decide to look at his stuff again, I wouldnt mind.
Another couple of travesties Saberspark has covered are Gaither's Pond and Dorbees, both made by the same church group. I do think this is worse, but they're definitely in the same vein.
yo should react to the reanimated project Saber spearheaded. He gave so many artists time to shine and to show their talent and it's one of the best tributes to creativity I've seen on TH-cam. Like...SO MANY of these alone would make this movie ten times better. I mean it would NOT fix dialogue but it still would make it visually more pleasing. or at the very least fun and unique.
Oh how I hope Saberspark's review on "Strawinsky And The Mysterious House" can still be found on TH-cam, Vimeo or the Internet Archives. I'd love to see how you poor souls would react to that.
If you are going to do more Saberspark reactions, his video on Troll Land is pretty good. Just be careful because it's one of Asylum's animated movies, so be warned. Really nice reaction video.
Glad that you guys finally reacted to Saberspark because I want you to react to one of his Christmas review he did that Nate will have a stroke watching it, it's called What the Hell is NORTH KOREAN Christmas Special and you thought A Talking Cat was bad wait till you see it (well there's Shark Exorcist so..... yeah one of those three are worst)
8:58 I...for one never want to see either of you make those faces ever again. Secondly, I also dont want to see anything from this movie again, tho I have a feeling I will, unfortunately.
After seeing this same movie being reviewed twice, I never want to see this movie at all! This movie is apparently promotes heavy drinking from what I’m seeing. Also, this movie is as bad as another movie that I hope that NO ONE will review called “Mummy Maniac”.
22:25 - Big Mistake on my part. Turns out the song in Question is not "Fantasy" by Mariah Carey, but is in fact "Genius of Love" by: Tom Tom Club.
Mariah did sample that beat though.
Your good mate
You guys should react to saberspark review of Bulgarian Treasure planet.
You should check out Saberspark’s review of Animalympics and Star vs The Forces of Evil
Apology accepted, uncultured trog.
So glad you're reacting to Saberspark. He's made a ton of other funny reviews of awful movies, including a review of a deleted scene from this one. You have to se it to believe it.
This entire movie should've been a deleted scene.
These doods should react to more of Saberspark's movie reviews, they are hilarious. I'd recommend checking out his reviews of Leo the Lion, Son of Aladdin, and Alibaba and the Gold Raiders to name a few. Hell, throw in that furry version of Noah's Ark in there, too.
they also should react to his reanimated of the movie as well
@@karatekauttdon’t forget his somewhat recent video about panty and stocking with garderbelt by the way just letting you know.😅👍🏻
I love how nate is just in full support of nick whenever he wants to say or do something that might offend
This was the video that launched Saberspark's channel into orbit.
36:03 Actually, they were to march around the walls once for SIX days. And on the 7th day, they'd march seven times before yelling as loud as they can.
32:55 WTF, Jim Lion?! you took 4 years of your life to animate this entire film by yourself and you NEVER CATCH THAT?!
I remember showing my lil bro a bit of Saber's review of the film; lil guy called it a "zombie dead movie."
The fact that this came out in 2004, and yet looks worse than Veggietales in 1993, speaks VOLUMES!!
I'd take Josh and the Big Wall over this shit anyday!
@@IAmInfinitus208"it was nice to see you, now go, away."
This movie became a huge meme in Saberspark's community when he reviewed this movie. In a way that it's somewhat legendary
OMG, you guys are finally watching Saberspark. This is awesome!!!!
Oh my god!! Saberspark!! He does so much bad obscure stuff in media and it's so good
You know the movie is bad when even Nic doesn't react to the sharks.
Holy shit! Wasn't expecting Saberspaek. Also, 3:38.
Thanks, Caleb.
Thanks Caleb
Who's saberspaek a twin brother of saberspark?
26:11 Crebain from Dunland!
I respect Nic's commitment to the bit regarding his prop joke.
Saberspark basically put this movie on the radar for a lot of people. Glad you reacted to him.
The 5 missing Commandments, I'd imagine:
11. Thou shalt offer alms to the poor and famished.
12. Thou shalt honor thy agreements with thy neighbor.
13. Thou shalt not create dissent for thy selfish gain.
14. Thou shalt uplift thy saddened neighbor and shoulder his burden
15. Thou shalt offer thanks to the Lord thy God for his blessings.
i'm gonna quote from George Carlin: "i'd like to include one additional commandment: thou shalt keep thy religion to thyself."
@@danielscott5673 change religion to beliefs and I'd agree.
As a furry with a pentacostal background, not even holy water can heal Joshua and the Promised land. This film somehow made Ai Spongebob and Seinfield look like blockbusters.
thanks for that line since ere in slovakia, the phrase "not even holy water gonna help here" meaning for things being fucked beyond saving...which sums up that abomination well
Saber did get it re animated
Nick turned into Boris the Animal for a minute
Saberspark’s review of Son of Alladin is a video I’ve wanted to see you guys watch for a while! It shows JUST how bad that movie is, to the point where you might question your sanity like when watching reviews of The Room, A Talking Cat!?!, Foodfight, or Birdemic! There’s also his videos on Elf Bowling and Leo the Lion, which are almost GUARANTEED to make you shout “WHAT THE FUCK?!” to at LEAST one part of them!
31:03 This scene became a staple on the saberspark channel. No! NOOOOOOOO!!!
First time reacting to a Sabersapark video? Nice! If you want you should check out his other vids. He does great reviews on films, TV shows, and indie cartoons.
0:15-0:23
Crystal Skull...yeah your gonna need that.
13:11 - Not gonna lie.... That was a good bit.
yes love to see saberspark getting reacted to please do lots more
They should watch bibleman to see if that is better than joshua and the promised land
I do hope this is the start of more Saberspark reactions!
Thank you, Nick, for that joke about the animation.
I genuinely wouldn't be surprised if it wasn't too far from the truth
Haven’t watched it yet, I just wanted to say, at first I was confused, and thought it was a reupload of the nostalgic critic reaction. I can see now it’s not.
Nate, You Were Close But Off By One Year
Prince Of Egypt Was Released In 1998.
Close But No Cuban Cigar
"Prince of Egypt" still holds up, and so do all of DreamWorks' other 2d-animated movies:
Spirit, El Dorado and Sinbad.
Dreamworks was already starting to close down the hand-drawn department, even before Sinbad's release. 😔
For a second, I thought you reuploaded the Nostalgia Critic review reaction. This was a pleasant surprise.
My goodness, Caddicarus, Asdfmovie, and SaberSpark within a little over a month? Us Renegade enjoyers are eating rn.
8:56-9:06
I don't know why,
But when Nate and Nick started to make those weird faces during that scene of the film,
I couldn't help myself but laugh and chuckle on that part of the video.
I know it's supposed to look creepy and freaky,
But the way both Nate and Nick did it just makes it look silly and goofy to me.
Especially when Nate said, "What's going on here?".
That's where i lost it.😂
Next you should react to Joshua and the Promised Land Reanimated. A project that took Saberspark and at least 400 animators 15 months to complete.
I will love the day when we get a video on all of the drunk Nate stories
0:29 Oh Nate is going to need way more Cyrstal Skull Vodka for what he is about to experience...WAY MORE.
theyve been reacting so long they now going to watch a saberspark video
40:19 this entire speech had me laughing
7:20, 8:17, 25:10 The Prince of Egypt
Hey Nick, Kimchi called. They said they just want to clarify, they had NO hand in this "movie"
Boy, you've entered the goldmine of Saberspark's reviews which are probably more meme-based than Nostalgia Critic ones. I think you should give a reaction to couple of these, especially in the spirit of "Joshua", couple of other religious animations reviews. Like "Finding Jesus" (1 and 2), they're really hilarious.
yeah, I love how in this 'kid's movie" adultery is more evil than genocide and even a good justification to commit one. Like, sure, they sacrifice people, which...isn't great but I just love how adultery is put alongside that. As if these things were on the same level. XD. Or even worse.
Noo. NOOOOO!!!
I would just like to point out, that Google Translate thinks "Noo." means "Forehead". XD
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The renegades reacting to Saberspark wasnt on my bingo card but hey, I wont complain. He has some good, thoughtful analyses on a bunch of weird and obscure stuff so if you decide to look at his stuff again, I wouldnt mind.
Sorta unrelated but that Phoenix Wright music that was playing sent a wave of nostalgia through my brain
WHY, NATE?! WHY WOULD YOU SUBMIT YOURSELF TO THIS PSYCHIC-DAMAGING SHIT CIRCUS AGAIN!?
Blame discord on this
Another couple of travesties Saberspark has covered are Gaither's Pond and Dorbees, both made by the same church group. I do think this is worse, but they're definitely in the same vein.
8:50 or 8:51 omg, that's hilariously bad. lol
No Noooo!!!
No. There cannot be anymore crossovers to this. If they do a reaction to the reanimation... 😂😂
yo should react to the reanimated project Saber spearheaded. He gave so many artists time to shine and to show their talent and it's one of the best tributes to creativity I've seen on TH-cam. Like...SO MANY of these alone would make this movie ten times better. I mean it would NOT fix dialogue but it still would make it visually more pleasing. or at the very least fun and unique.
10:59 why... what... Did that really take 10 years?
First the why, now the what.
32:00 lol
Oh how I hope Saberspark's review on "Strawinsky And The Mysterious House" can still be found on TH-cam, Vimeo or the Internet Archives. I'd love to see how you poor souls would react to that.
If you look it up someone else put it on their channel on TH-cam 👍
@@lottibeth0516 Awesome XD !!
If you are going to do more Saberspark reactions, his video on Troll Land is pretty good. Just be careful because it's one of Asylum's animated movies, so be warned.
Really nice reaction video.
Glad that you guys finally reacted to Saberspark because I want you to react to one of his Christmas review he did that Nate will have a stroke watching it, it's called What the Hell is NORTH KOREAN Christmas Special and you thought A Talking Cat was bad wait till you see it (well there's Shark Exorcist so..... yeah one of those three are worst)
Theres one i love called "what the hell is sailor and the seven ballz)
Seeing as you're reacting to Saberspark how about reacting to his video on Our Drawings?
Ayyy saberspark!!!
So now you guys need to watch the "Leo the Lion" review. 😈
Cool to see Saberspark
Saberspark let's go!!!!!!
No… nooooo!
You should watch the furry noahs ark movie he reviwed forget the name but have fun the saberspark rabbit hole
Saberrrr! Yessss!!!
Who's the most redundant narrator? JOSHUA AND THE PROMISED LAND or PEPPA PIG?
Try Ted Nivison’s review of this film
Don’t you mean Ted Nivison?
@@MovieFan1912 typo, fixed it,
Thanks for pointing it out
8:58 I...for one never want to see either of you make those faces ever again. Secondly, I also dont want to see anything from this movie again, tho I have a feeling I will, unfortunately.
Get used to that.
After seeing this same movie being reviewed twice, I never want to see this movie at all! This movie is apparently promotes heavy drinking from what I’m seeing. Also, this movie is as bad as another movie that I hope that NO ONE will review called “Mummy Maniac”.
Not gonna lie I thought this was a reupload of Critic's review.
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