0:57 You represented my school perfectly.... I've never seen anyone reflect me after the first day of school because I've realized that I'd rather be bored in summer vacation than go back and deal with Dave-like kids (except they're less funny) and bullies. *claps furiously*
This video has been in the back of my mind for years. Only for it to pop up in my recommended and end up with me finding out that it was made by the guy who would go on to create one of the coolest EXEs out there. Honestly pretty awesome.
Dave: "I'll call old sport! He always makes the day better!' **ringing** Dave: "Hey wanna come over amd fuck some shit up!" Old Sport: "(half asleep) no." Dave: **cries** genius shit. made the day better.
1:54 Dave: cm-on old sport. old sport: i can't i'm tired. Dave: my parents aren't home ;> old sport: 0_0 Dave: => old sport: still no. dave: FuCk! Edit: cheers for the heart :)
Dave:It's been 2 f*** ing hours and old sport wouldn't call after this ima go to his house Jack:Dave why you in my house? Dave:Let's go to vegas Jack:Ok.
The script of “Dave’s night shift” Oh diggydoiggy boy! I’m working to night shift! Maybe I can (I really don’t know what he said here) without anyone knowing, I wonder what( again I don’t know what he said here) me will get up to tonight..... Well this is shit, there is nothing to do other than to eat fucking three old moldy pizza ( pizza fucking self destructs) (Man I really bad at understanding my man here) What to do Davie what to do.... I KNOW WHAT TO FUCKING TO! I’ll call the old sport! He always makes the day fuckin better. (Hello this is your local aubergine man calling) Old sport: *hello* Dave: Hey! Old sport is ya pal Davie! I was wondering if you wanted to come over and fuck some shit up! ASMR Old sport: *dave it’s one am, I’m tired please let me sleep* Dave: Come on old sport! ASMR Old sport: .... Dave: Come on! ASMR Old sport: *I said no Dave, go make some fucking uh ( Don’t know what he said). I got thing to do tomorrow, good night.* (The pain of Aubergine man)(I really don’t know what he said) Fine! Fine! I don’t need old sport! I’m the Aubergine man I can make some fun out of this! (Proceeds to not make fun)(Something going fucking ham) Wait.. what the fuck was that? Show yourself you son of a fucking curse word! (Aye yo the pizza her-) NO fucking yellow bear is gonna scare me! GET. THE. FUCK. OUT. (The death of the yellow bear) What time is it? Two am? Well shit (The laughter of the yellow bear) God dammit Btw if you know any of what Dave or old sport says please tell me cause I don’t like how there are just spot without the script Have a toasty day! (or night)
For those of you who couldn't understand what Old Sport said, here it is. Dave it's my day off and I'm tired. Please let me sleep. I said no, Dave. Make some fucking fun on your own why don't you. I have things to do tommorow. Goodnight.
LMAO WTF DID I JUST WATCH🤣🤣🤣🤣 istg I love this fandom so much lolol are we gonna talk abt how Dave tried to be so “hip” and “with the times” tho lmao like dude you’re so old lololol poor old sport- he has to deal with Dave’s shenanigans lmaooo
Dave: hello there, old sport **insert name here** : yos, wut? Dave: I need you to fu** sh** up here. Mess with breadbear. **name** : dude... It's 12 AM. tomorrow is another day bro. (hangs up) Dave: *TRIGGERED* Edit:do...NOT...YIFF...THE... FAXE
And that weird bear thing in your bedroom is one of daves Creations he made the scare the phone guys kids and give them nightmares you helped him make nightmare faxy and Baboon child
I really wish that there was more of this stuff.
I know
No
Yes more
There a channel for it.
I agree
I love how Dave checks his non existent nails while on the call with Old sport 1:43 .
Thats why he looked at em
As an omori fan that's slowly turning into a dsaf fan, that's my favorite number.
@@RoastyRoachy
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ME?!?!?! (Shifting 😔)
@@MoonLightDragon_66 I consider it more of... Getting a second personality.
3:18 Dave has a whole storage full of computers to throw, for every circumstance
Memories of The Gmod idiot box, dave found that bighead mod's storage of computers.
And he doesnt use any of em to help himself survive...
OLD SPORT
Ok ok i stop
th-cam.com/video/tL0M0LJDKZ8/w-d-xo.html
>:)
Why hello there, old sport.
Yea nintendo 64 mini
Man Dave really has a *EXPLOSIVE* personality...
Dave: (looked behind him and sees spring bonnie)
Dave:goddammit
Springbonnie: (screaming)
Who loved this ending like me
That's me on your profile
@@glitchtrap1686 No he's you Glitchy boi
@@yamtheahhh742 kid screaming meme aaaaaaaaaaaa
I hate covid19 suffering staying in a pizzeria is the worst
hi im
1:51,2:00 ASMR with Oldsport
Oooo (^་།^)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@@shadfriskblazeflamefamilly678
I dont Like where this is going.....
*Uh-*
@@shadfriskblazeflamefamilly678 please dont
Old sport gotta move once more after he sees it behind him
He just wanted to spend time with his boyfriend, I mean, old sport
That is illegal on many levels you shall now go to idiot jail
@@tessa3854 because this is a comedy game not a damn romance game
@@boyopoyo3146 The ship is canon idiot-
@@missplebbharuko old sport isn’t canon to fnaf
@@weldingofisaac I mean Dsaf
Sorry for the mouse going across the screen, the only way I could get the animation on video was to screen record it
anarack Warriors I have liked every single thing in this video
ITS ALRIGHT OLD SPORT
blu yoshi Tru blu dino I’m New sport not old sport
😴😴😴
MAKE MOREEEEE
0:57
You represented my school perfectly.... I've never seen anyone reflect me after the first day of school because I've realized that I'd rather be bored in summer vacation than go back and deal with Dave-like kids (except they're less funny) and bullies. *claps furiously*
This video has been in the back of my mind for years. Only for it to pop up in my recommended and end up with me finding out that it was made by the guy who would go on to create one of the coolest EXEs out there. Honestly pretty awesome.
Dave: "I'll call old sport! He always makes the day better!'
**ringing**
Dave: "Hey wanna come over amd fuck some shit up!"
Old Sport: "(half asleep) no."
Dave: **cries**
genius shit. made the day better.
I have no idea what he said at 0:58 but its funny
1:53 I don't like how the fredbear plushie is looking at purple guys butt.
DAT ASS
Dave be thicc
I ruined the 30 likes
*law and order*
I'm embarrassed 😳
1:54
Dave: cm-on old sport.
old sport: i can't i'm tired.
Dave: my parents aren't home ;>
old sport: 0_0
Dave: =>
old sport: still no.
dave: FuCk!
Edit: cheers for the heart :)
@@MaxiSniper s e x
@@fiff7 s e x i s r i g h t
Fiff ! - y e s
* Don't yiff The fox *
@@thesecretofthedark2190 yiffs the fox*
Cool!
Now to wait for the *R e MA sT E r* . . .
- Local Aubergine Man
ok that was fast....
Oh frick
Ahoj :D
【Yo wassup it's ya
boi...DAVEY】
*InTeReStInG*
Is it me, or old sport sounds like marionette?
Dave sounds like my world’s Ennard
Old sports voice was whisper from text to speech.
*O L D S P O R T*
I mean he is her sister but that makes no sense
*seems strange....*
3:20
When Phoney told me that fnaf 4 just came around the corner.
Same
Hi Dave. Or should I say: O L D S P O R T.
The true dave miller ( lol )
@@TomWoop Dave isnt Called old sport have you even played lol
okay but the pure evil ending at dsaf2 held a lot of lore and awesomeness to be honest
Dave: [keeps hitting Fredbear with the computer, it does nothing]
Also Dave: [hits Fredbear with the Fredbear plushy, he explodes]
2:08
When I get ignored by people in life or in game:
Dis is also what happens when my in game friends betray me
why did that one thing look like freadbear and rockstar freddy at the same time?
Breadbear
@@pumpkinfriend2220 oh ye
How did he get Dave’s voice
@@max-UH-million voiceforge
make a part 2
Random3D Modeler I might
It never happened its canceled...=(
@@anarackWarriors make it and you my new Old Sport
Dave: HEY HELLO THERE OLD SPORT old sport: *hangs up on Dave*
About time I was recommended this!
*TH-cam!*
I have seen this many times I always see myself coming back to this video. I wish there were more of this. This is so perfect.
0:57 Me when I’m inside during Quarantine
Dear old sports from 2 years ago thanks for making this and something we all can agree on is you can never get enough of Dave and his theme
What is Old Sport even saying I can't understand it.
@ThatGuySnake I never knew what he said after all this time
Aubergine man!
Oh yes İt is i
*_AUBERGİNE MAN_*
But nobody talks about Tangerine Man
(That’s because nobody likes you, Jack)
Thanks
@@CYCL0PZZZZ OOF
@@CYCL0PZZZZ
"See ya later, Old Fuck-"
3:17 when your told to study
WE NEED MORE OF THIS!
Dave's show: Dave plays conectet four with old sport and the Fredbear in the Ball box for 24 hours.
👌🏻
2:07 THANOS!!!
noob player the tr-8r I see it
...
*No*
Matt Virginia *yes*
I thought i was the only one who noticed that lol
Thats no Thanos, thats Aubernos
3:48
mood dave
mood
Dave:It's been 2 f*** ing hours and old sport wouldn't call after this ima go to his house Jack:Dave why you in my house? Dave:Let's go to vegas Jack:Ok.
"Show yourself you soon of a fuckin cuss word"
I absolutely lost it
This is the most beautiful thing I have ever watched.
Who knew the creator of fatal wouldve been into dsaf
“No yellow funkin bear is gonna scare me”
-Completely ignoring the panic attack he had a few seconds ago
I just wanna thank you so much for this this means a lot for a DSAF throwback without 3D graphics
I guess things really go bad when "Old Sport" isn't around.
Absolutely captures what it's like to be night shift. Also you've got to make more of these
1:30 when i am at 5 star level and the military are chasing me but Lester is taking to damn long to answer the phone
I never saw a dsaf sfm more entertaining than that
3:24 me when I step on a spider
1:29 me when I'm called in the mid of watching a video
"god damnit." -William "Dave Miller" Afton, final words
This show is aubergine approved old sports and old sportettes
Hi Dave Miller
Dave I wanna go to Vegas
"I'll call the old sport! He always makes the day fuckin bettah!"
"makes the day fuckin"
"makes the day"
"day"
What time is it 2 a.m. well s**** ‘’turns around’’ goddammit ps thanks for the likes and heart appreciate it
LOL Dave, my favorite purple guy in all the fnaf fan franchise😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This is a beautifully crafted work of art!!
That low frame plushy explosion, with Fredbear doing a groan a few seconds later. Had me laughing for eternity
3:15 when I'm playing games and dad says get off
When you come back to this and realize the creator of fatal error made this
I was too scared to beat night 1, if only that darn co-worker washed his hands
when you realize that the dude that made fatal ERROR made this
"NO YELLOW FUCKING BEAR IS GONNA SCARE ME"
*proceeds to yeet tills in it's face*
*casually explodes it with tills*
I can't believe this was made by the same guy who created Fatal Error.
Old sport would be very proud
They should be more episodes of this
It's amazing
This was so funny that me and brother laughed and at beginning we did the same thing as Dave me and my brother spinned our heads
The script of
“Dave’s night shift”
Oh diggydoiggy boy! I’m working to night shift! Maybe I can (I really don’t know what he said here) without anyone knowing, I wonder what( again I don’t know what he said here) me will get up to tonight.....
Well this is shit, there is nothing to do other than to eat fucking three old moldy pizza ( pizza fucking self destructs)
(Man I really bad at understanding my man here) What to do Davie what to do.... I KNOW WHAT TO FUCKING TO! I’ll call the old sport! He always makes the day fuckin better. (Hello this is your local aubergine man calling)
Old sport: *hello*
Dave: Hey! Old sport is ya pal Davie! I was wondering if you wanted to come over and fuck some shit up!
ASMR Old sport: *dave it’s one am, I’m tired please let me sleep*
Dave: Come on old sport!
ASMR Old sport: ....
Dave: Come on!
ASMR Old sport: *I said no Dave, go make some fucking uh ( Don’t know what he said). I got thing to do tomorrow, good night.*
(The pain of Aubergine man)(I really don’t know what he said) Fine! Fine! I don’t need old sport! I’m the Aubergine man I can make some fun out of this! (Proceeds to not make fun)(Something going fucking ham)
Wait.. what the fuck was that? Show yourself you son of a fucking curse word! (Aye yo the pizza her-)
NO fucking yellow bear is gonna scare me! GET. THE. FUCK. OUT. (The death of the yellow bear)
What time is it? Two am? Well shit (The laughter of the yellow bear)
God dammit
Btw if you know any of what Dave or old sport says please tell me cause I don’t like how there are just spot without the script
Have a toasty day! (or night)
Dave: **INTENSE SHAKING**
Also Dave: **Intensely throws stuff at Fredbear**
Lol
In case you're wondering what's going on at the pizzeria; well nothing much just Dave becoming davetrap the hard way!
Can I get paid in cash?
Scariest and saddest day of my life thank god i had a jumbo sized trashcan full of computers
The ooh-bingily-bongoly-boy killed me in seconds XD
Poor Dave, just wanted to spend time with Old Sport
Just a reminder that this was made by the dude that made fatal error
If DSaF had a cartoon, this would definitely be one of the episodes.
This looks like it was made on GMod, i still love it
The entire time Dave was sad I was going to say “it’s a sad day for Dave kind”
*Aubergine kind.*
I never knew I needed this until now.
For those of you who couldn't understand what Old Sport said, here it is.
Dave it's my day off and I'm tired. Please let me sleep.
I said no, Dave. Make some fucking fun on your own why don't you. I have things to do tommorow. Goodnight.
Why hello there, ""OLD SPORT''. :D
This guy turned from an SFM animator into a FATAL ERROR.
Holy shit I never realized you made this
this is truly a masterpiece 👌
Hello there old sport
“I know what the fuck!ng do!” IM CRYING RN (maybe it was said dif but still) 1:16
Why hallo there OLD SPORT!
im the *STAR* of the show. Another day another slay 💋
03:19 Me when i hear about dsaf 4 doesnt exist...
Anyways...
That's why I'm sleep deprived, Old Sport.
Ultimate Custom Night in a nutshell
When Dave threw all of those computers they were all of the computers at the old locations
He stole all of the computers
It’s... It’s a masterpiece...
This it's great time to be alive in such time.
Well, hello there,
Kira Yoshikage.
I have no word to describe what in seeing is tust specs of it's self
This was awesome, I really enjoyed it, Old Sport!
I love dave
He's so funny
Oh this is a pretty good show
_Dave please stop calling me I’m trying to sleep_
DAVE MİLLER = WİLLAM AFTON
WİLLAM AFTON + SPRİNGBONNİE =SPRİNGTRAP
That's me...
@@williamafton6224 Don't worry man, you did this for your dead children. You were wrong but you had to do this...
Ok
LMAO WTF DID I JUST WATCH🤣🤣🤣🤣 istg I love this fandom so much lolol are we gonna talk abt how Dave tried to be so “hip” and “with the times” tho lmao like dude you’re so old lololol poor old sport- he has to deal with Dave’s shenanigans lmaooo
Dave: hello there, old sport
**insert name here** : yos, wut?
Dave: I need you to fu** sh** up here. Mess with breadbear.
**name** : dude... It's 12 AM. tomorrow is another day bro. (hangs up)
Dave: *TRIGGERED*
Edit:do...NOT...YIFF...THE... FAXE
when you realise that your shift is almost over,
but then you die from your own suit
press f to pay respects
Fatal Error Creator,everybody
True.
I really love DSAF's Purple Guy so much 🤣👏👌👍
Eggplant demon. I i wanted a dayshift, not a show
And that weird bear thing in your bedroom is one of daves Creations he made the scare the phone guys kids and give them nightmares you helped him make nightmare faxy and Baboon child
Ah yes faxy .. memories ..
2023, and I am watching this...
Giving me nostalgia