We get drunk and watch Spider-Man 2 (2004) ft. Tobey Maguire

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  • @RAZZLEMedia
    @RAZZLEMedia  2 ปีที่แล้ว +310

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    • @at00ss16
      @at00ss16 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@7infinite566 The The The THE GRINCH!!! 🧑‍🎤

    • @dylanrose8202
      @dylanrose8202 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      you guys should watch Baseketball (1998) epic make out scene at the end

    • @Blue-Rose-25
      @Blue-Rose-25 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is the best RAZZLE vid ever

    • @derickbrown6363
      @derickbrown6363 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You guys have to do a drunk watch of American Psycho 😂

    • @clayton_rose
      @clayton_rose 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Birthday vid thanks

  • @towablewarrior2426
    @towablewarrior2426 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5613

    Fun fact: Alfred Molina and the puppet masters named the arms Harry, Larry, Flo, and Moe. Harry and Larry are the lower two, and Flo does delicate tasks like removing glasses. I believe Flo is the one who primarily whispers to him throughout the film

    • @jonasquinn7977
      @jonasquinn7977 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      @Carter Lovejoy on the other hand it does mean that they can do more with them than they could with puppets

    • @chasethemaster3440
      @chasethemaster3440 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Thanks for the fun fact😊🥰👍💯💕💞💖

    • @Crossysomething
      @Crossysomething 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@carter_lovejoy Thats if black panther 2 gets made

    • @Shrimpfriedpee
      @Shrimpfriedpee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Crossysomething it will. It’s in the schedule. Lietta Wright is making it kind of difficult though.

    • @jonathan3741
      @jonathan3741 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      BUT WHAT ABOUT MOE?!?!?

  • @jeffsmethers3998
    @jeffsmethers3998 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4651

    If somebody told you the RAZZLE crew wasn’t going to watch Spider-Man 2, somebody lied.

    • @heroessquad2019
      @heroessquad2019 2 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      If somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me, somebody lied.

    • @Alex_Doesnt_Exist
      @Alex_Doesnt_Exist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@heroessquad2019 if somebody told you I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed…..somebody lied

    • @joekreissl4499
      @joekreissl4499 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      If somebody told you charlie and the chocolate factory was a bad doctor, somebody lied

    • @MadiLikesPie
      @MadiLikesPie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      what posessed you to make this comment

    • @klasports8801
      @klasports8801 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      that would’ve been the perfect opening line

  • @IcyDiamond
    @IcyDiamond 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2870

    Things are really gonna get crazy when they get to Spider-Man 3

    • @cakeday4058
      @cakeday4058 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I predict a lot of Venom jokes

    • @mc.gemstone
      @mc.gemstone 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh I'm so excited for the third one. So many good jokes will come out of it.

    • @interviolet6675
      @interviolet6675 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I love you alastor ❤💀🖤

    • @Elprimo2393
      @Elprimo2393 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Can't wait for them to praise bully maguire

    • @anafj
      @anafj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yup,I'm here for it

  • @Blue-Rose-25
    @Blue-Rose-25 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1464

    How is nobody talking about how at 9:48 the audio and movie lined up perfectly

    • @ScorpionStrike7
      @ScorpionStrike7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Lmao

    • @ohokay9420
      @ohokay9420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I was literally about to comment this! Was just checking if anyone else did
      The moment was so perfect XD

    • @jamiekman8626
      @jamiekman8626 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Same with 15:13

    • @sanne1261
      @sanne1261 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      wth thats amazing

    • @Biancalovestosew98
      @Biancalovestosew98 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂😂🤣🤣

  • @Nicky2414
    @Nicky2414 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2866

    I swear to God if these guys do Spider Man 3, I will die a happy man.

    • @N3vernoob7
      @N3vernoob7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      That’s arguably the funniest of the 3 movies too

    • @kylemccabe1863
      @kylemccabe1863 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      After doing this it's coming

    • @andy1613
      @andy1613 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I’ve been requesting it for months

    • @sonnyman3576
      @sonnyman3576 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      If they do all the spider man movies ill die a happy man😂

    • @manydoorsedboy6579
      @manydoorsedboy6579 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      WHAT ABOUT UNCLE BEN?! DID HE DIE HAPPY?!

  • @Cardinal2442
    @Cardinal2442 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1943

    The power of the Tobey memes, in the palm of my hands.

    • @yourcordialvermillionchapw2398
      @yourcordialvermillionchapw2398 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      _And then you get consumed with the Pizza Power._

    • @moneygrabber6720
      @moneygrabber6720 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@yourcordialvermillionchapw2398 Hey! You stole that guys pizza!

    • @galaxisgaming3574
      @galaxisgaming3574 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@moneygrabber6720 Hey that guy came on that dude's pizza

    • @dforman4770
      @dforman4770 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Case and point: *PIZZA CRIME*

    • @pizzatime2001
      @pizzatime2001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The power of Pizza, in the palm of my hands.

  • @imjustlookingformywatch
    @imjustlookingformywatch 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1874

    I just rewatched all the Raimi spiderman films and realized how much of a field day y'all would have with the 3rd.

  • @redandpurple317
    @redandpurple317 2 ปีที่แล้ว +543

    This has to be your funniest commentary to date. "Be honest with me..... Did you steal that guy's pizza" had me in tears and it's not even the best quote

    • @Coconut_Prrson
      @Coconut_Prrson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      "Peter... You stole that guy's pizza?"

    • @neil6348
      @neil6348 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      "WHOA! HE CAME ON THAT GUY"S PIZZA!"

    • @juicybowler298
      @juicybowler298 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I love the Titium, Daddy Ock, Doc Cock & Doctor Octitius bit 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ComXDude
    @ComXDude 2 ปีที่แล้ว +504

    "S&M doesn't just stand for Spider-Man" may be one of the best lines in RAZZLE history.

    • @thatdiegoguy
      @thatdiegoguy ปีที่แล้ว

      I don’t get it.

    • @josephjoaci
      @josephjoaci ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@thatdiegoguy if somebody said you would get it, somebody lied.

  • @theflickchick9850
    @theflickchick9850 2 ปีที่แล้ว +336

    "Oh that's why he's called Doc Ock. Cuz he works on a dock."
    I burst out laughing in a public place and couldn't breathe for a quite while. This is one of the funniest videos I've seen in a long time, there were tears in my eyes.

  • @galacticartist207
    @galacticartist207 2 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    "Doctor Octittius" absolutely killed me

  • @milkmanmoses
    @milkmanmoses 2 ปีที่แล้ว +649

    It's just the same 4 jokes over and over and over again and its still so fucking funny idk how you guys do it

    • @whodatninja439
      @whodatninja439 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      it gets old really fast.

    • @zzskyninjazz1821
      @zzskyninjazz1821 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@whodatninja439 it really doesn’t

    • @infinityalbi9840
      @infinityalbi9840 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Alcohol.

    • @riles_doodles
      @riles_doodles ปีที่แล้ว +6

      If someone told you that this commentary wasn't going to be like the first one, someone lied.

    • @pixiedustcommentary4421
      @pixiedustcommentary4421 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And the power of FRIENDSHIP!!!

  • @GenericProtagonist118
    @GenericProtagonist118 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1065

    RAZZLE jokes of the day:
    -Tritium
    -He stole that guy's pizza!
    -Ears of a cat and the eyes of a rodent.
    -Spider-man's Cake
    -James Franco being the most evil guy in the room
    -King Sh!t...
    -Football on the Moon (that is a euphemism of course)

    • @mattmontada8539
      @mattmontada8539 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Also: “Dock Cock! Sorry, Dock Cock! Sorry, Dock Ock!”

    • @MR._3
      @MR._3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      You forgot "Kevin Feige has done it again!"

    • @pixwool
      @pixwool 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Pizza crime?

    • @Clover4657
      @Clover4657 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Use code octavious

    • @sqentontheslime1967
      @sqentontheslime1967 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Don’t forget marriage Jane

  • @otacon6566
    @otacon6566 2 ปีที่แล้ว +360

    So this thumbnail, if you look at cover for "I have no mouth & I must scream," the way the pizza boxes are placed with Doc Ock's face right above made me think that's what Razzle was going for. I actually really had to look hard to notice those were pizza boxes. I commented a request a while back to have them so Spider-Man 2 for Christmas & I got it. Thank you for the present guys. Stay healthy. Stay warm. Stay sexy. Have a Merry Christmas. 🎄🎄🎁🎁

  • @birchbarks550
    @birchbarks550 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    "Rosie's just a queen" (4x yeaaah) "And Alfred Molina on some king shit all the time" (4x yeahhh)
    ABSOLUTELY LOVED THAT HGHGHSGJNSDG Alfred Molina gotta be one of my favourite actors honestly

  • @connorboyle2585
    @connorboyle2585 2 ปีที่แล้ว +480

    There's a perfect world where Alpacahawk is still making YTPs and is a Razzle fan. I'd love to see how they'd incorporate these jokes into one of their videos, they feel like they belong there, especially "Pizza Crime"

    • @classic_jam
      @classic_jam 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      God I love Alpaca Hawk

    • @sjahbw
      @sjahbw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ok

    • @Ramen_Zombie
      @Ramen_Zombie 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought AlpacaHawk quit making ytps recently?

    • @ArgerasCZ
      @ArgerasCZ 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Alpacahawk is my all time top10 favorite youtube channel

    • @tostitosfritos1748
      @tostitosfritos1748 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      No way you just brought up Alphahawk bro 😂😂😂

  • @NPS2204
    @NPS2204 2 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    If somebody told you that Peter Parker stole Spider-Man’s pizzas somebody lied.

    • @connor9829
      @connor9829 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You know I'm something of a Spider-Man myself

    • @donnabamber75
      @donnabamber75 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Epic

    • @user-nco6380
      @user-nco6380 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Just curious if he did i want to know

  • @InsertStephenHere
    @InsertStephenHere 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    There's a video on the internet of Alfred Molina singing "If I were a rich man" as Doc Ock because while this movie was being made, he was preparing to me the lead role in Fiddler on The Roof.

  • @Shadow6OO
    @Shadow6OO 2 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    10:20-10:42 Is the hardest I've laughed in a while. Thank you so much you drunken fools.

    • @PLAGUE-KARM
      @PLAGUE-KARM 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Oh my god, this part had me cackling like a mad woman

  • @hillefoozy
    @hillefoozy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +344

    The Razzle special: take one line from the beginning and make a running joke out of it

    • @scoobysnak07
      @scoobysnak07 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      If somebody told you Razzle was not going to milk the first line of the movie somebody lied

  • @colinforkner1873
    @colinforkner1873 2 ปีที่แล้ว +756

    Not a single dislike on this video! Razzle has released a masterpiece!

    • @lilrott3n
      @lilrott3n 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @@bertcompton it was obviously a joke

    • @JMartini810
      @JMartini810 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Was it though?

    • @jjonahjameson8934
      @jjonahjameson8934 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I mean it seems like no video can get dislikes this week, crazy!

    • @thomasashwood2569
      @thomasashwood2569 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jjonahjameson8934 Heh, no shit sherlock. 🙂

    • @jjonahjameson8934
      @jjonahjameson8934 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@thomasashwood2569 r/woosh

  • @minkeymouce
    @minkeymouce 2 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    Fucking “hahahaha, what year is this” gets me every time.
    5:47

    • @DatBoiRacc
      @DatBoiRacc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I don't get the what year is this joke. What's that about?

    • @aa-uz5gv
      @aa-uz5gv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@DatBoiRacc 9/11

  • @remyuk
    @remyuk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    i love how you guys pick a joke at the beginning and then go with it for the rest of the movie lmao

    • @whodatninja439
      @whodatninja439 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      it got old really fast.

    • @ajsnyder6160
      @ajsnyder6160 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@whodatninja439 then don't watch lol

  • @thebadger622
    @thebadger622 2 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    6:12 I was expecting one of you guy's to say "He's not a clown, he's the whole Circus." But i still laughed throughout the Commentary 👍

  • @MasonTheCourier
    @MasonTheCourier 2 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    This video is literally “how many pizza jokes can we shove into 22 minutes?” And its incredible

  • @Thecoolven
    @Thecoolven 2 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    Not gonna lie, this was Bricked Up tier funny.

    • @dromie5059
      @dromie5059 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I was thinking that during the "pizza crime is at an all-time high" and the "I thought this was the tridium store" parts

  • @doublenoodlesoup2254
    @doublenoodlesoup2254 2 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    I love how much laughter is in this one. It makes me feel happy.

  • @colefonseca1030
    @colefonseca1030 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    9:37
    I absolutely love Ryan’s quick “nope” after Zach’s comment.

  • @tonythepokemonguy751
    @tonythepokemonguy751 2 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    “James Franco might be Mephisto in real life” that line killed me

  • @hyungyuchoiboi1179
    @hyungyuchoiboi1179 2 ปีที่แล้ว +887

    I'm sorry, but how did you guys manage to resist making a Venommmmmmm joke with the word tritium?????

  • @graveyardmonarch1629
    @graveyardmonarch1629 2 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    I watched the Great Gatsby and I spent the whole movie imagining Tobey Maguire as Spider-Man and honestly it would have made that movie so much better.

    • @neil6348
      @neil6348 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      pizza time

    • @MrFusion
      @MrFusion 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      They should watch that one, they'd literally just make spiderman jokes the entire time

    • @Aureilia
      @Aureilia ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If somebody told you Gatsby was driving the car, somebody lied

  • @shifter2979
    @shifter2979 2 ปีที่แล้ว +337

    this is now my new favorite "we got drunk and watch" video, this was literally the only video that had me dying of laughter, its not that the others werent funny, its just this one was the only one that actually got me laughing hard. that (doc oc is disguised as a literal child & im gonna drain your balls of all of its tridium) were the best jokes in the entire video

    • @quinxly201
      @quinxly201 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I had to pause it a few times just to get the laughs out.

    • @orion_shorts
      @orion_shorts 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "Are you the Lizard?"
      "Yessssss, Peter" is my favorite

  • @littlesamu5920
    @littlesamu5920 2 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    If somebody told you i didn't get in this stream in time, somebody was right. Today's biggest memes are:
    - HE STOLE THAT GUYS PIZZA
    - s p i d e r c a k e
    - James Franco is a despicable fellow

    • @demiokulaja7787
      @demiokulaja7787 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      you forgot
      - Tritium
      - Marriage Jane
      - the ears of a cat, the eyes of a rodent

    • @lukaslukas8083
      @lukaslukas8083 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      -Pizza Crime
      -The Mcu predicted this
      - Tritium
      - Anything involved with the daily bugle

  • @JYang0602
    @JYang0602 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    The tritium, Kevin Feige, pizza time/stealing pizza, James Franco, doc Ock and the FRIGGEN INFAMOUS SECOND SON JOKE WERE PURE GOLD😂😂😂

  • @zvvilq63
    @zvvilq63 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    sometimes i forget you guys are drunk and think y'all are just like this. every day.

  • @LobsterdooSR
    @LobsterdooSR 2 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    Idk if it’s because I’m high on meds rn, but this has got to be the funniest Razzle commentary to date

    • @ludos1963
      @ludos1963 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It really is, I've been laughing my arse off through the entire thing lmao

    • @FateZeroth
      @FateZeroth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It is

    • @sawyer6264
      @sawyer6264 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It’s definitely in the top 5 ( the rest being Spider-man 1, Pixels, Paul Blart and Cat in the Hat)

  • @air-headedaviator1805
    @air-headedaviator1805 2 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    This had to be the best reaction yet. Fitting for the best Spider-Man movie

  • @squishyty918
    @squishyty918 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    2:08 I love that quick little “HA!”

  • @gojochillmode839
    @gojochillmode839 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    I'll never forget that hospital scene, it was terrifying as a kid and I appreciate it even more now as an adult.

  • @rawrrcat
    @rawrrcat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    The “oh no” after the “never forget” 🤣🤣 you guys did it again. I laughed through this whole video.

  • @bullymaguire7693
    @bullymaguire7693 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    18:23 missed opportunity for "when the octopussy hits different"

  • @scarlett-moriko1543
    @scarlett-moriko1543 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    The “finger in the butt” joke was the final one that took me out- 💀💀💀

    • @crumblemuffin1257
      @crumblemuffin1257 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The way it was delivered was what got me ascending into fourth dimension

  • @TashHawk
    @TashHawk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    If someone told you we weren't waiting for this, somebody lied!

    • @qpappapspspnews682
      @qpappapspspnews682 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/3w19SAl1OBQ/w-d-xo.html May i ask what name of the movie in video opinion what year and genre is

  • @ctzaffino
    @ctzaffino 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    13:04 why tf is that lizard voice so funny 😭😭

  • @animegamelover6368
    @animegamelover6368 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I love Alfred Molina! He's such a talented actor! I'm so excited to see No Way Home!!!
    Also legendary voice actor Phil LaMarr has a cameo in the train scene!

  • @KaitStat1103
    @KaitStat1103 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Can’t wait for “We get drunk and watch Spider-Man 3 ft. Bully Maguire”!

  • @katiepascal9215
    @katiepascal9215 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    As soon as I saw Alfred Molina come on screen I was like “talk some sh! about Alfred/Doc Ock I DARE YOU!!” 🔫 “I want you to be my perpetual son.” Alright, Razzle passes 🤣

    • @lukedavis5727
      @lukedavis5727 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yup, and watching the new Spider-Man made me remember my simping for Doc Ock/ Alfred Molina

  • @cideofsacae
    @cideofsacae 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I can't wait for the VENOMMMM joke to recur when they get to Spider-Man 3

    • @connor9829
      @connor9829 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You want forgiveness get religion...........and some VENOMMMMMMMM!!!!!

  • @itzkamzi
    @itzkamzi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    4:59 this james franco part always gets me, "dastardly dude" 😂

  • @ever.4.n
    @ever.4.n 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "That's why they call him 'Doc Oc'! Because he works on a dock!"
    *WHEEEEEEEZEEEE* 🤣🤣🤣

  • @King_of_Gamers2099
    @King_of_Gamers2099 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Can we talk about how badass Doc Ock’s arms look and they are practical effects

  • @officialtoddhoward69
    @officialtoddhoward69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    I swear to God, if we don't have pizza time in No Way Home, there's going to be a riot

    • @jasonpeet6198
      @jasonpeet6198 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Really cringe joke you're so stupid to start a riot based off a joke that has no meaning to the mcu other than nostalgia

    • @brainstormfilms1113
      @brainstormfilms1113 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@jasonpeet6198 😐

    • @fangirl3086
      @fangirl3086 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@jasonpeet6198 I get the feeling you often wonder why you have no friends.

    • @bitchiwonthesitate3997
      @bitchiwonthesitate3997 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@jasonpeet6198 Jesus Christ ok twitter Stan calm down

    • @gentlesandladymen
      @gentlesandladymen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      We meet at dawn

  • @orangegradient4309
    @orangegradient4309 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I love how they all get quiet for "Pizza Time"

  • @danielclarke7536
    @danielclarke7536 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    6:02 This shot here along with the commentary is just perfection 👌

  • @coolguyyy9071
    @coolguyyy9071 2 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    If these guys get drunk for this film just imagine them getting drunk and watching Spider-Man: No Way Home in the theater 😂🤣

    • @ozzywalker609
      @ozzywalker609 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      They see Green Goblin and they whisper to each other "That's our glider!"

    • @ozzywalker609
      @ozzywalker609 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Jorge Rosales Yes, now screw off

    • @antviper135
      @antviper135 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ozzywalker609 "I want pictures of the Goblin FUCKING THE GOBLIN!"

  • @rossadams8934
    @rossadams8934 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    3:30 James Franco's whole vibe is dubious. He is just devious energy made flesh.

  • @ball8182
    @ball8182 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    “Im something of an alcoholic myself.”
    -The Sequel

  • @corn375
    @corn375 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    11:48 the transition was top tier

  • @mrmagicmeme
    @mrmagicmeme 2 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    If someone told you RAZZLE is not that funny...
    somebody died.

    • @joey_youtube
      @joey_youtube 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      ok Uncle Majic

    • @whodatninja439
      @whodatninja439 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      theyre not funny

    • @jackcough8580
      @jackcough8580 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@whodatninja439 somebody died

    • @whodatninja439
      @whodatninja439 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jackcough8580 sure is funny hearing the same joke over and over for 22 minutes

    • @jackcough8580
      @jackcough8580 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@whodatninja439 it sure is

  • @SuperHuscarl
    @SuperHuscarl 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    5:42 “Finally, wholesome Razzle”
    You guys are nothing but

  • @JoshGolus
    @JoshGolus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    If somebody told you I wasn't doing pizza time for the pizza crime, somebody was something of a scientist, themselves.

  • @DiegoAlvarezBeltran1993.
    @DiegoAlvarezBeltran1993. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Imagine you're gathered around your fellow colleagues and you're witnessing one of the greatest minds of New York causally become a human octopus, more or less but then he goes...
    " But wait, there's more!" and now you're staring into the maw of a man-made sun.
    What the fuck do you do with /any/ of that information?

    • @deuceydee3506
      @deuceydee3506 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      This comment is so good, it could be a tumblr meme (the good kind) 👍

  • @MissEmilyStrife
    @MissEmilyStrife ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I lost my mind at 10:21 to 10:35 it pretty much sums up my feelings for Ock 😂

  • @Loftyplain
    @Loftyplain 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    13:41 Don’t do the pizza crime if you can’t do the pizza time

  • @hugitoo3987
    @hugitoo3987 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Alternate title: The hyenas from Lion King watch Spider-man 2

  • @RiseOfTheKumquat67
    @RiseOfTheKumquat67 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Tridium is what NFTs are made of

    • @linkholder
      @linkholder 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This NFT do go hard though

  • @henrym9301
    @henrym9301 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Tridium stocks lowered after doc oc left. Until he came back in No Way Home, Tridium stocks skyrocketed.

    • @pallapazza71
      @pallapazza71 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Doc Ock is turning the fricking Tridium stocks up.

  • @rogueflintlock44
    @rogueflintlock44 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Damn. I really wanted them to talk about how horrific the operating room massacre was.

    • @Fueledbystardust
      @Fueledbystardust 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I was literally anticipating them to talk about that scene

  • @lesliemann1655
    @lesliemann1655 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Fucking "Doctor Octiddius" made me lose it, man

  • @venomz8888
    @venomz8888 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I can’t believe no one else ever thought of Pizza Crime. Razzle truly are the pioneers of our time.

  • @therockphilosopher1678
    @therockphilosopher1678 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I can’t stop rewatching this video, it’s truly a masterpiece

  • @maripoopsicle
    @maripoopsicle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I love that at 15:35 they edited in Grant

  • @TheRedKipp
    @TheRedKipp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    If somebody told you he wasn’t gonna steal that guys pizza, somebody lied

  • @reagansido5823
    @reagansido5823 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "Doc cock i mean doc cock i mean doc cock"
    This is my kind of humor.

  • @robertfaulkkner5508
    @robertfaulkkner5508 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    11:39 Looks like the old lady beat someone with a stick.

  • @deuceydee3506
    @deuceydee3506 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The way they described James Franco makes him sound like Loki XD

  • @LordHoth_90
    @LordHoth_90 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The hardest I’ve seen these guys go and my body hurts from laughing so hard

  • @Movypro23
    @Movypro23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Crazy scientist turns into some kind of a monster! Four mechanical arms welded right onto his body!

  • @SophieHarding1994
    @SophieHarding1994 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The fact they didn't say 'Fifty Shades of May' around 14:18 is such a pizza crime.

  • @StaticRooster
    @StaticRooster 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    My partner and I were both 10 years old when this movie came out.
    That's fucken wild, these movies were the shit though. They started the slow rise in super heroes and nerd culture becoming more mainstream.
    I was made fun of for being into comics and cartoons but like look now?

  • @domarme2776
    @domarme2776 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    If somebody told you that Otto didn’t want any Tridium, somebody lied.

  • @corey1846
    @corey1846 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    You guys could be in the back row when I go see Spider-Man: No Way Home, giving it the ol' Razzle Dazzle exactly as you do in this video and I would consider it a bonus, rather than an annoyance.
    You funny bastards

  • @enitselapeerf3839
    @enitselapeerf3839 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    This was fucking hilarious boys, keep it up

  • @AJ-dr8mj
    @AJ-dr8mj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    13:52 This part always bother me i understand the symbolism but Peter could have still call the police or something lol

  • @jexelbur6872
    @jexelbur6872 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    RAZZLE: We can’t make jokes about this masterpiece.
    Also RAZZLE: _proceeds to make jokes about this masterpiece_

  • @IsaiahINRI
    @IsaiahINRI 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    15:17 surprised no one said "Tritium is stored in the balls" joke

  • @throwmountain2056
    @throwmountain2056 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I fkn died during ”what about my uncle? Did you give him a chance?”

  • @novataco5412
    @novataco5412 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I didn’t even realize Dr Conners was missing an arm when I was younger, I didn’t read comics so the name had no significance to me lol

  • @procraftinatorz4116
    @procraftinatorz4116 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    If somebody told you that it wasn’t Pizza Time, somebody Lied.

    • @procraftinatorz4116
      @procraftinatorz4116 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@nancygonzalezgarcia8701 if we can get pictures of Julia Roberts in a thong, we can get pictures of Pizza Time in a thong.

    • @YG-mi3vj
      @YG-mi3vj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@nancygonzalezgarcia8701 that's enough pizza time jokes, it's back to formula

    • @shadetee234
      @shadetee234 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yall be getting your pizza time when you fix this damn door

    • @Indeeditsjoseph
      @Indeeditsjoseph 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I had to beat an old lady with a stick to get these pizza time

    • @emperorrekt232
      @emperorrekt232 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I had to beat an old lady with a stick to fix this DAMN DOOR

  • @erinmahrer2899
    @erinmahrer2899 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “I want you to be my perpetual son…. Wait that’s just wholesome”

  • @uosdwiSrdewoH
    @uosdwiSrdewoH 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Let's see Paul Allen's pizza" is one of the funniest things I've ever heard.

  • @willschneider_05
    @willschneider_05 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Next time on Razzle:
    We get drunk and watch Spider-Man 3 (2007) ft. Bully Maguire

  • @crimsonslayer6641
    @crimsonslayer6641 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    1:41 one of the top 3 best memes in spider man history

  • @thatbigee7971
    @thatbigee7971 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The “I want you to be my perpetual sun” is the most underrated quote throughout this whole video

  • @ashtonmorris3168
    @ashtonmorris3168 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    4:51 Mr Ditchovitch on that Sigma male grindset😂😂😂💯💯💯💯💯

  • @at00ss16
    @at00ss16 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    We Get Drunk and Watch How The Grinch Stole Christmas! (2000) ft. The Grinch

  • @Mr.Zamnes
    @Mr.Zamnes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I was really expecting 50 Shades Of May around 14:22

  • @KEVANDDYL
    @KEVANDDYL 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I have a feeling they’re going to read the script soon. I really hope so!

  • @fira9387
    @fira9387 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    15:41 Liked the Grant Cameo