The King of One-Liners Cracking Jokes with the King of Cool (1972)

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  • Rodney Dangerfield delivers some classic jokes on stage, then sits down with Dean Martin and dishes out a few more. Originally aired December 21, 1972 on The Dean Martin Show.
    00:23 “I don’t get no respect. No respect at all. The other day I was standing in front of a big apartment building. The doorman asked me to get him a cab.”
    00:34 “I don’t get no respect from anyone. Every time I get in an elevator, the operator says the same thing to me, ‘Basement?’”
    00:43 “Same thing with my wife, no respect. Every time I leave the house, she tells me to call her in case something goes right.”
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ความคิดเห็น • 71

  • @mr.wizard2974
    @mr.wizard2974 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Actually Rodney was more than a one line comic...and the man was a genius!

  • @TheJediKenneth
    @TheJediKenneth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    So many stand-up comedians today. Some are pretty good, but no one quite as good, or funny, as Rodney Dangerfield. It was nice seeing Dean Martin too. Both were gone for a long time now, but they’ll never be forgotten.

  • @jwsnyderaal
    @jwsnyderaal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    My neighborhood is REALLY TOUGH, ya know! After I moved in, I asked a cop, "How long does it take to walk to the subway station from here?" The cop told me, "I don't know. No one's ever made it."

  • @Blacksheepishot
    @Blacksheepishot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    In little nicky dangerfield gave us a classic line which summed up his entire life and i use the term loosely ~ showbiz! "Even in hell, I get no respect?"

  • @SeveredLegs
    @SeveredLegs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The quintessential stand-up comedian.

  • @soulvillejohnny
    @soulvillejohnny 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    TWO KINGS!! STILL & FOREVER!! NO ONE COMES NEAR!

  • @tomswill9189
    @tomswill9189 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    This dude is crazy. The dog was barking for me to open the door. I thought he wanted to go out. He wanted me to go out. This man was the funniest

    • @dagruddicker22
      @dagruddicker22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You get no repect at all,not even from the dog!

  • @roberts9301
    @roberts9301 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Rodney. Dangerfield
    . The. Only. True. King. Of. Comedians. Comedy's. One. Liners. His. Better. Than. Losers. Henny. Youngman. Goat. Forever. Rodney. Dangerfield a. Beats. Henny. Losers. And. All. Of. Them. The. King. Forever. Rip. Rest. In. Peace's. God. Bless. The. King. Rodney. Dangerfield a.

  • @richardvalens7989
    @richardvalens7989 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    50 losers down voted. Genius, the best. ❤️

  • @bennyfromda-bronx6343
    @bennyfromda-bronx6343 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The butter guy was smiling lol Love this man!!!!!

  • @kurtb8474
    @kurtb8474 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Poor guy was sweating buckets!

    • @luisfrau9810
      @luisfrau9810 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      kurtb8474
      He was known to like his ‘perico’

    • @joestabbie5482
      @joestabbie5482 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Alcohool bro...he was drinking big time...

    • @rickrick5041
      @rickrick5041 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Joe Stabbie How could he remember everything and have perfect timing?

    • @joestabbie5482
      @joestabbie5482 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rickrick5041 it s already routine for him brother.My opinion anyways.

  • @barcrrt850
    @barcrrt850 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    We love you Rodney!

    • @richiediagostino1468
      @richiediagostino1468 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      barcrrt I love Rodney they should make more like him but that's never going to happen the good die young and the bad live forever

    • @eileenryan2248
      @eileenryan2248 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@richiediagostino1468 So correct.

  • @jaystoghnmohn5178
    @jaystoghnmohn5178 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Rodney is truly one of a kind... Imitated but never duplicated

  • @eppyz
    @eppyz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    2 greats right here 👍👍👍👍

  • @allenwood981
    @allenwood981 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Class...plain and simple...when I was in Iraq serving as an 11b...I would watch Rodney after every mission and he just knew how to cheer me up...I lost my best friend PFC Sean Tharp March 28th 2006...he died in my arms...I didn't smile for years until Rodney came back in my life... Regulars by God... Deeds not words... Steadfast and loyal... I am the Infantry follow me!!!... Oscar Mike

    • @allenwood981
      @allenwood981 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Pecos Pete who where you with...did you deploy...where ...when ...where did you do your BCT

    • @allenwood981
      @allenwood981 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Pecos Pete where did you go...

    • @allenwood981
      @allenwood981 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Pecos Pete Roger that....it matters not if your before my time... I still need to know if your real... unfortunately if have to vet everyone who claims to be a veteran these days because of stolen valour...which is morally and leaglly wrong...it's a felony.... plusI don't take kindly to people who claim veteran status when they were nothing of the sort... Especially 11 Bravo... If you are who you say you are then we are brothers till we die.... If not... Then I'll have to ask you not to do that anymore... I want to believe you... Please convince me...Oscar Mike

    • @allenwood981
      @allenwood981 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Pecos Pete outstanding brother... I was mechanized as well for my first tour which was 15 months...1-22 4th ID.....M249 Gunner... Then I came back and redeployed with the 1-502 101st Airborne division.... And was wounded May 23rd 2006.... Thank you for your service... And thank you for having such shoes to fill... Rendezvous with destiny... Steadfast and loyal... Deeds not words... I am the Infantry follow me...Oscar Mike

    • @allenwood981
      @allenwood981 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Mungo Munro I'm sorry mungo...did my beloved militaryrefuse you because of some mental or physical defect.... Are you sad and jaded now when you play call of duty with your friends.... We had a saying in the Infantry..."we the willing... Led by the Unknowing... Die for the ungrateful".... Don't be ungrateful... And you're welcome... Oscar Mike

  • @adelinrapcore
    @adelinrapcore 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Dean Martin is so fucking wasted!

  • @LongIslandRealtor631
    @LongIslandRealtor631 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Smoking is bad dont make the government richer by doing it

  • @kenbyrd3456
    @kenbyrd3456 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    he killed it in caddyshack

    • @eileenryan2248
      @eileenryan2248 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Did somebody step on a duck?"

  • @robertcgage
    @robertcgage 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Love Rodney, I would loved him better if he would left me a little something. My wife said look down he did.

  • @emergematic9048
    @emergematic9048 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This needs over a million views

  • @jeremiahwoods1845
    @jeremiahwoods1845 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It's a toss up Henny is the King of the one liners but I wonder because Rodney was 👑

  • @MrReymoclif714
    @MrReymoclif714 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Into the guy he was warning?

  • @luisfrau9810
    @luisfrau9810 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    ……they supply the death!

  • @avajda17
    @avajda17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    BEST

  • @independentthinker8930
    @independentthinker8930 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    There's only one king of cool, STEVE MCQUEEN!!

    • @jamesagwe2981
      @jamesagwe2981 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dean Martin

    • @independentthinker8930
      @independentthinker8930 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jamesagwe2981 not even close

    • @basitk12
      @basitk12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Steve McQueen hahaha nice joke...apprently you dont know much about his private life. Guy was a temper mess and loner cuz he was an asshole

  • @martinhightower9801
    @martinhightower9801 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

  • @126jazz
    @126jazz 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Check this one-liner genius out.

  • @JohnSmith-if4uy
    @JohnSmith-if4uy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Dean Martin..FOREVER COOL

  • @ScottParisi
    @ScottParisi ปีที่แล้ว

    Anyone else here trying to find Henny Youngman?

  • @crand20033
    @crand20033 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    God, all these people are dead now.

    • @ShadowsOnTheScreen
      @ShadowsOnTheScreen 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And, after 5 years, maybe you are too!

  • @basitk12
    @basitk12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Dean baby.....a mans man.

  • @albertdemarco9324
    @albertdemarco9324 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Hello! Rodney you make me laugh at you 😂 not your jokes. Funny lines

  • @hrvojekosi5323
    @hrvojekosi5323 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    King of Cool is Steve McQueen

  • @StvMcQueen1
    @StvMcQueen1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Um, "The King of Cool" belonged to Steve McQueen, not Dean Martin.

    • @basitk12
      @basitk12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Buddy wake up...Steve McQueen was a mess in real life. Anger burst in the middle of shooting, ride his bike, was a loner and what have you. Pure drama queen. Dean was a mans man

    • @StvMcQueen1
      @StvMcQueen1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Tony Tiger: So... are you really that stupid, or are you just putting on an act to try to get noticed?

    • @StvMcQueen1
      @StvMcQueen1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@basitk12 : Dean was a damned drunk, who happens to sing great. And that's all he was. McQueen was twice the man of Dino.

  • @VanCLowe
    @VanCLowe 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    😅😅

  • @dartvader9939
    @dartvader9939 ปีที่แล้ว

    Class act!

  • @mr.mister5905
    @mr.mister5905 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    🙂🙂❤

  • @ryanellis4474
    @ryanellis4474 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A certain Mr. Henny Youngman would have issue with Rodney Dangerfield being the one called the “king of one-liners,” since Henny Youngman described him self as the “king of one-liners”
    Rodney is fantastic, though

  • @Chloe-ng6cq
    @Chloe-ng6cq 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hes a copy cat Henney Youngmen.

    • @roberts9301
      @roberts9301 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You. Mean. Henney. Youngman. A. Rodney. Dangerfield a. Copy. Cat. Wanna. Be. King. Like. Him. Rodney. Dangerfield a. The. True. King. Of. Comedians. Like. His. Said. Catchfrass. He. Gets. No. Respects. From. Stupid. You. His. Way. Better. Than. Henney. Losers. Youngman. Henney. Youngman. Is. No. Rodney. Dangerfield a. The. Only. King. In. Comedy's. Forever.