@@amazingspiderlad Yeah but to think they're here and they're little waddling green things that died is just absurd. They'd have to have interdimensional traveling capabilities that far exceed our own, would have had to locate our world and have been monitoring the factors for years aswell as have the ability to travel faster then light outcompeting all odds and outflanking us by millions of miles. And Elon will go on twitter and react with "Hmmm... good point." to a video of finches showing their mouths like thats an alien
@@RogueAstro85 I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not. If you are, forgive me for not being very good at judging tone over the internet; I never have been. I'm not a medical doctor, but as an ophthalmic tech who works for several, I can assure you that we're nowhere near there yet. TL;DR: If you stare into the sun and go blind, you're just blind now. The best help you can get is occupational therapy to adjust to living as a blind person. If a person stares into the sun and burns their retinas, there's literally nothing medicine in 2024 can do to help them regain any of their sight. Hell, even if you scratched your cornea and it went anywhere beyond the first layer, it could be irreparable without a full corneal transplant. People truly don't understand how fragile and complex the eye is. Many things can go wrong and cause people to lose sight, and there's no catch-all diagnosis of "visually impaired". And there's definitely no catch-all therapy that would fix every single trauma, disease, or age-related or genetic condition. Staring into the sun is one of those things that no therapy can reverse at all (yet).
One of my favorite images on the internet is the one of Garfield with the text "You are not immune to propaganda". I think now more than ever we need to constantly keep that in mind. I've always thought of the image to be a warning instead of funny.
"its easier to fool people than to convince them they've been fooled" and ironically i most often see that quote used by those exact conspiracy theorists falling for propaganda. humans hate feeling like we've been tricked or lied to, and worse hate knowing they fell for it, so denial is the immediate response to preserve our egos and that's why recognising our own biases and being critical of our own ideas and beliefs is so important
These people straight up live in a comic book world. Imagine the kind of reality you'd have to live in to think giant space lasers are more plausible than wildfires.
The fire one makes me so mad. A series of towns nearly burned to the ground in my area a few years back (Trump era). It was extremely dry and the winds were like 60-80 mph iirc and sparks would hit one building and burn it to the ground while the one next to it would be unharmed. We lost a ton of trees and many also lived. Did trump try to build a series of 15 min cities here, or is that just how wildfires work? 🤔
seriously, it’s so frustrating. i’m in australia and we’re gearing up for our annual fire season right now and it’s always scary as shit. i dread to think what these people believe about hazard reduction burns…
I feel like most people who have never had the misfortune to see what fire can do have absolutely no grasp for how quick and destructive it can be. Fire moves FAST.
It's comforting, in a way, to think the world makes more sense than it does. You can avoid harm by saying the right words, knowing the right rituals, hating the right people...
Seems like it should make Pinely more angry as well. These people think a Jewish cabal had lasers installed on satellites and that’s the source of the wild fires.
@@ashtonlove6455in South Africa we regularly do fire-breaks and controlled harm-reduction burns, and people don't seem to have come up with conspiracies around them. I think it's because we are all so familiar with fire here (and there are juicier topics to make conspiracies out of)
I'm very disappointed the person that said "fire is cold" didn't add something along the lines of "that's why it's called frostburn." Gotta spice up that crazy with something that *could* make the bs make sense to get certain types of people to bite.
I can't get past the idea that no one buying into that has the balls to run their finger through a lighter flame or anything. Like you just want to be paranoid at that point- test your theories, cowards! 😂
I don't get the push back against 15 minute cities. Like do these people enjoy sitting in rush hour?? Why would you not want all your basic needs within a 15 minute walk or your whole city accessible in a 15 minute train ride???
From everything ive seen ita just idiot conservatives saying its bad bc the left wants it so they just make shit up about why its bad and conspiracy theorists somehow connected that to 5G and covid
They literally do not care about the actual idea behind it. They just want the other team to lose and their side to win. They'll probably claim it's some librul plan to steal their car if pressed on it, though.
It's hilarious that the return to tradition types find 15 minuite cities the scarest thing in the world, you know how all town, cities and villages used to be.
@@jojbenedoot7459 exactly tradition is advertisements showcasing the nuclear family of the 1950s, something that was an aspiration at the time and not a reality for most.
@@Alex-cw3rz But think about how many TVs they sold peddling that horse hockey! Seriously, it's honestly kinda depressing that the dynamics of families was broken apart by advertising execs deciding that they could sell more stuff to people if they lived alone.
You don’t even know how genuinely painful it is to know someone who completely believes in Conspiracy theories 😭 Someone should make a documentary about the family members
one of my parents friends is a conspiracy theorist, and he believes in basically everything that is argued in textbooks. for example, i specifically remember him talking about hollow earth- that dinner was so fun but so exhausting and i couldnt imagine someone like that being in a family lmfaoo
This. An Ex of mines mother is a conspiracy theorist and it was wild to hear the stuff she believes with every ounce of her soul. I remember her going on about them putting cheetah DNA in vaccines, I was just like "Ma'am its like 10AM, it's too early for this."
The 15min city stuff is fricking hilarious -Lets make this place have all the amenities in a walking distans These folks: -They want to destroy civilization and opress us !!!1!1!1!1
weirdly enough just some looser restrictions on small businesses would do the trick (I heard you legally need parking space to open up a commerce in the US, what's up with that?) letting residential properties have comercial uses (tho idk if this actually exists, just using the same logic of the first one) and finally, built tighter housing, don't even need to be edifices, just how everywhere else in the world houses are built closer or even glued onto each other.
Don’t start making them up! People will think the community’s theories are less credible if people are making up bogus ones! I’m pretty sure the Queen is still alive and has usurped Atlantis btw the British have a track record with that kinda thing
something i really dislike about twitter is the constant confusion in the comment section. the tweet can be something simple like “McDonalds makes pretty good fries” and you’d still have people commenting “context???” or “can someone explain?”
As someone who works 3rd shift: I can confirm that trees are, in fact sentient monsters hell bent on the destruction of mankind... Wait.. I think that might be backwards
i'm not allowed to tell you this but the sun is actually an alien creature that's looking at you (yes, you!) and it also makes you age (fuck "cell lifespan" bs). if you can beat it in a staring contest, it'll blink - or make an "eclipse" as they call it - and you'll add 7 years onto your life and evaporate all the chemtrails and gay water in your lungs and one less woke TV show (/show with a female lead) will come out this year
So it is good to get unfiltered sunlight (not through sunglasses or uv treated windows) in the morning and evening to help set your circadian rhythm, but you can get those benefits by just being outside at those times. You don't have to stare at the sun and even in it's lowest levels of light it can still damage your retinas. My favorites are the people who believe you can stop eating and get all your nutrients by staring at the sun.
All the conspiracy theories about fires are astroTurfing from the oil industry because the reason there are more fires is global warming. That's why They always blame outspoken environmentalists
the tree one is so stupid! i saw it and my common sense was like: palm trees are designed to survive heat, so they're probably good at surviving fires also.
this video reminded me that my mom taught me as a child that staring at the sun can't actually damage your eyes. i wonder if that's got anything to do with the fact that i wear glasses now
EDIT WE ARE OUT HERE LOOKING AT THE MOON People in the most info heavy time in human history are refusing to comprehend weather. The fuck do we even do about it
AH! I don't know if he points it out, but the guy that was staring in the sun was on the one minute podcast (the one where there's the two guys that play characters and each video is a bit). He also managed escorts and it ended up a pretty big profile case.
The sungazing one just sent me 😂 Like sun exposure (also exposure to welders torches) can burn your retinas. Its called "welder's flash" and it happens when too much uv radiation gets to the back of your eyes. Even mild cases are indescribably excruciating. You literally cant move or see and your eyes water and burn for hours to days (depending on your level of exposure).
Conspiracy theories about 15 minute cities? That's so dumb. Nobody wants to burn down everything. We just want to write financial policies that support logical and efficient development, like upzoning and infill development. If "having the house next to yours turned into a duplex" is apocalyptic to you, there's something wrong with you. I swear, these people are just beond reasoning with.
3:54 Funfact; there is a tedtalk that Bill Gates did about mosquitos maybe malaria where he released some into the audience saying “No reason for only poor people experience malaria”.
I didnt know about that (i would say thsats kinda funny but tbh its also terrifying so not rlly, plus rich ppl actually have access to treatment so kinda defears whatever point he was trying to make if any), but im pretty sure the bill gates mosquito thing is reffering to how scientists were developing mosquitos carrying vaccines (like for malaria and such) and considering releasing them into poor parts of africa w lots of disease, (which is a horrible idea btw like omfg just give ppl vaccines and healthcare are you crazy), which is actually a real thing that they ppl who're developing them actually spoke about, look it up. So this conspiracy theory isint that crazy since its based in smthn real thats crazy. Edit: Nvm Pinely just adressed this i shouldnt just waited a sec lol.
Looked into the sun and believed and now my genetic skin cancer disposition is gone!! I may be paler than a Victorian child but I feel like a phoenix rising from the ashes…. Or maybe that’s the peeling skin
my trandma had a nasty skin cancer tumour near her neck, she got it removed last week. Should've told her it was just the bad chemicals leaving her body because of the sun exposure.
Funny the whole "eyesight improving" actually can be a sign of something more concerning with your eyes and will more likely noted in the patient's chart to keep an eye on
Fun fact: if fire is hot enough, it'll sear your nerve endings before you can feel the heat. Jump in a raging alcohol fire, and you'll likely die cold.
I’m an environment science major and the cool thing is that the government does release mosquitoes in some areas. They are genetically modified males that are unable to reproduce and they compete with normal males. It helps reduce mosquitoes levels without chemicals. They tend to release them from specialized vehicles as they drive around.
The helicopter looks like it had a measuring/mapping equipment. We had one like this moth in fly over our rule area. It was measuring the aqurfer or the ground water. I think its amazing how we can do things with technology, even from 1 year to the next. Humans and since cam be pretty scary, but also amazing and beautiful!!
About watching sun like in 8:00. Aztec and Maya had a religious practice of meditating by looking to the sun, but I have no information about how it influenced their health.
Just here to confirm that my lifetime of accidentally burning my skin because my body can’t handle an ounce of UV rays was just for the laughs. I’m just out here messing with people looking like a lobster every July. Stay woke 😅
Is youtube really at a state where having "conspiracy" in your title will significantly affect monetiation and/or algorithmic favor? I love this platform but it's kind of ridiculous
i tried looking at the moon and it wasn't safe at all!!! i got hit by a car since i was doing it in the middle of the road so i'm sure somebody is going to going to claim moongazing isn't the problem though
Bro, Parasyke TV made a solid video on what happened in Hawaii. There are Hawaiian channels that started focusing on the oddities of the "wildfire". It's truly wild, totally intriguing. Some blue things aren't touched - there's a realtor who switched from real estate videos to covering the event, who I think is the one who pointed out there are blue cars, amidst melted ones, that were just not touched.
If Elon can deadname his child you can deadname his stupid app
i will forever disrespect anything elon intentionally does
Wait he does that. Gives me another reason to hate him
Him: calls Twitter "X"
Everyone: no, we don't do that here
Reddit ass comment
I still haven’t updated my Twitter. If it stops working then so be it
Don't call it X, you're giving him what he wants 😂
Good Pinely would never do this
He's Evil for a reason
Thats why its in quotes
that's a bit rich considering he refutes his trans daughters existence
@@mathieuleader8601I’m so confused haha
Half of twitter is just weird checkmarked people saying that aliens exist or something simular and Elon replying with ”Interesting🤔”
I mean, aliens HAVE to be real, but not necessarily "reptilians" and whatnot
That's a bad example. Think of how big the universe is, it's ridiculous to believe that earth is the only planet with life on it.
@@amazingspiderlad Yeah but to think they're here and they're little waddling green things that died is just absurd. They'd have to have interdimensional traveling capabilities that far exceed our own, would have had to locate our world and have been monitoring the factors for years aswell as have the ability to travel faster then light outcompeting all odds and outflanking us by millions of miles.
And Elon will go on twitter and react with "Hmmm... good point." to a video of finches showing their mouths like thats an alien
interesting 🤔
if you got persuaded to stare at the sun from posts online, maybe having your sight gone will help out in the long run
thank you, jade harely coffee mug
Then they're stupid AND blind, that helps nothing.
Not with all the enhancements for vision impaired people!
@@RogueAstro85 I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not. If you are, forgive me for not being very good at judging tone over the internet; I never have been. I'm not a medical doctor, but as an ophthalmic tech who works for several, I can assure you that we're nowhere near there yet.
TL;DR: If you stare into the sun and go blind, you're just blind now. The best help you can get is occupational therapy to adjust to living as a blind person.
If a person stares into the sun and burns their retinas, there's literally nothing medicine in 2024 can do to help them regain any of their sight. Hell, even if you scratched your cornea and it went anywhere beyond the first layer, it could be irreparable without a full corneal transplant. People truly don't understand how fragile and complex the eye is. Many things can go wrong and cause people to lose sight, and there's no catch-all diagnosis of "visually impaired". And there's definitely no catch-all therapy that would fix every single trauma, disease, or age-related or genetic condition. Staring into the sun is one of those things that no therapy can reverse at all (yet).
"accept the universes energy" my brother in christ that is called gamma radiation
Only thing bro is accepting is cancer 😂
One of my favorite images on the internet is the one of Garfield with the text "You are not immune to propaganda". I think now more than ever we need to constantly keep that in mind. I've always thought of the image to be a warning instead of funny.
Everyone can be suckered by BS but with some people you don't have to try very hard.
"its easier to fool people than to convince them they've been fooled" and ironically i most often see that quote used by those exact conspiracy theorists falling for propaganda. humans hate feeling like we've been tricked or lied to, and worse hate knowing they fell for it, so denial is the immediate response to preserve our egos and that's why recognising our own biases and being critical of our own ideas and beliefs is so important
I have a shirt of that image
These people straight up live in a comic book world. Imagine the kind of reality you'd have to live in to think giant space lasers are more plausible than wildfires.
i feel like conspiracy theories are for people who would love fantasy or sci-fi fiction but are allergic to having hobbies
@@whytho8856They do larp a lot
The fire one makes me so mad. A series of towns nearly burned to the ground in my area a few years back (Trump era). It was extremely dry and the winds were like 60-80 mph iirc and sparks would hit one building and burn it to the ground while the one next to it would be unharmed. We lost a ton of trees and many also lived. Did trump try to build a series of 15 min cities here, or is that just how wildfires work? 🤔
seriously, it’s so frustrating. i’m in australia and we’re gearing up for our annual fire season right now and it’s always scary as shit. i dread to think what these people believe about hazard reduction burns…
I feel like most people who have never had the misfortune to see what fire can do have absolutely no grasp for how quick and destructive it can be. Fire moves FAST.
It's comforting, in a way, to think the world makes more sense than it does. You can avoid harm by saying the right words, knowing the right rituals, hating the right people...
Seems like it should make Pinely more angry as well. These people think a Jewish cabal had lasers installed on satellites and that’s the source of the wild fires.
@@ashtonlove6455in South Africa we regularly do fire-breaks and controlled harm-reduction burns, and people don't seem to have come up with conspiracies around them. I think it's because we are all so familiar with fire here (and there are juicier topics to make conspiracies out of)
I'm very disappointed the person that said "fire is cold" didn't add something along the lines of "that's why it's called frostburn."
Gotta spice up that crazy with something that *could* make the bs make sense to get certain types of people to bite.
I can't get past the idea that no one buying into that has the balls to run their finger through a lighter flame or anything. Like you just want to be paranoid at that point- test your theories, cowards! 😂
I don't get the push back against 15 minute cities. Like do these people enjoy sitting in rush hour?? Why would you not want all your basic needs within a 15 minute walk or your whole city accessible in a 15 minute train ride???
From everything ive seen ita just idiot conservatives saying its bad bc the left wants it so they just make shit up about why its bad and conspiracy theorists somehow connected that to 5G and covid
They literally do not care about the actual idea behind it. They just want the other team to lose and their side to win. They'll probably claim it's some librul plan to steal their car if pressed on it, though.
Twitter will forever be called Twitter
Or Shitter.
Actually it's named X now
@@Cons-CatI pretend I do not see it 🫣
Of course it will. Writing X will always look like a random typo. Saying X will always be meaningless at best and stupid in reality.
"we're told as kids the stove is hot, but they were lying all along, the stove is good for you, actually, touch the coil, you know you want to,"
It's hilarious that the return to tradition types find 15 minuite cities the scarest thing in the world, you know how all town, cities and villages used to be.
The tradition they want to return to is like 50 years ago
Listen man, tradition is when we make things different
@@jojbenedoot7459 exactly tradition is advertisements showcasing the nuclear family of the 1950s, something that was an aspiration at the time and not a reality for most.
@@Alex-cw3rz But think about how many TVs they sold peddling that horse hockey!
Seriously, it's honestly kinda depressing that the dynamics of families was broken apart by advertising execs deciding that they could sell more stuff to people if they lived alone.
America. The place where accessibility is considered as a bad thing.
You don’t even know how genuinely painful it is to know someone who completely believes in Conspiracy theories 😭 Someone should make a documentary about the family members
one of my parents friends is a conspiracy theorist, and he believes in basically everything that is argued in textbooks. for example, i specifically remember him talking about hollow earth- that dinner was so fun but so exhausting and i couldnt imagine someone like that being in a family lmfaoo
my mom is a big conspiracy theorist and it's ruined our relationship 💀 it's honestly sad the things she wholeheartedly believes
This. An Ex of mines mother is a conspiracy theorist and it was wild to hear the stuff she believes with every ounce of her soul. I remember her going on about them putting cheetah DNA in vaccines, I was just like "Ma'am its like 10AM, it's too early for this."
It eats them away from the inside, morals ethics basic human decency, destroyed by isolation from greater society.
The 15min city stuff is fricking hilarious
-Lets make this place have all the amenities in a walking distans
These folks:
-They want to destroy civilization and opress us !!!1!1!1!1
every city in europe be like:
weirdly enough just some looser restrictions on small businesses would do the trick (I heard you legally need parking space to open up a commerce in the US, what's up with that?)
letting residential properties have comercial uses (tho idk if this actually exists, just using the same logic of the first one)
and finally, built tighter housing, don't even need to be edifices, just how everywhere else in the world houses are built closer or even glued onto each other.
@Gustoberg the parking thing is only a regional thing, but yeah it's just an example of the car-centric infrastructure of the US.
Another evil video from evil pinely to put me in an evil mood. Think I’m gonna download twitter and start making up conspiracy theories.
Don’t start making them up! People will think the community’s theories are less credible if people are making up bogus ones! I’m pretty sure the Queen is still alive and has usurped Atlantis btw the British have a track record with that kinda thing
something i really dislike about twitter is the constant confusion in the comment section.
the tweet can be something simple like “McDonalds makes pretty good fries” and you’d still have people commenting “context???” or “can someone explain?”
uhhh context?
Never seen this, please explain
hi, what the hell did you mean by that "???" thing. please explain
Hmmm can you provide a source for that 🤔
One fun game I like to play is somebody names a random celebrity and I try to find the weirdest conspiracy theory about them.
Peewee herman? (i know it's a character)
michael jackson
Can you do Melanie Martinez
Taylor Swift
All I do is stare straight into Pinely's beautiful brown eyes for 10 or so minutes and that is equivalent of 6 months of sun gazing.
this
As someone who works 3rd shift: I can confirm that trees are, in fact sentient monsters hell bent on the destruction of mankind... Wait.. I think that might be backwards
how tf are 15 minute cities bad I would actully like to walk or bike to places without getting hit instead of driving
For real. I live in Houston and it is terrible for pedestrians
So you're telling me there's this huge orb in the sky and we're not allowed to look at it, and we're just supposed to accept that ???
You can, just not for more than a couple of seconds. It gets very self-conscious.
i'm not allowed to tell you this but the sun is actually an alien creature that's looking at you (yes, you!) and it also makes you age (fuck "cell lifespan" bs). if you can beat it in a staring contest, it'll blink - or make an "eclipse" as they call it - and you'll add 7 years onto your life and evaporate all the chemtrails and gay water in your lungs and one less woke TV show (/show with a female lead) will come out this year
the image of trees tiptoeing around while I’m sleeping is actually the most horrifying thing I’ve imagined in a while. thanks!
Everyday that i see things like this I'm more convinced that the USA doesn't exist
Maybe it isn’t🤔🤔
We're just a bit that the British started 250 years ago that got WAY too out of hand
So it is good to get unfiltered sunlight (not through sunglasses or uv treated windows) in the morning and evening to help set your circadian rhythm, but you can get those benefits by just being outside at those times. You don't have to stare at the sun and even in it's lowest levels of light it can still damage your retinas.
My favorites are the people who believe you can stop eating and get all your nutrients by staring at the sun.
Now I can't prove the weird conspiracy theorising about 15 minute cities is a result of astroturfing from the oil industry...
Exactly. Shit was probably pushed by dirty money right wing pundits "just asking questions" knowing their audience will finish the thought.
All the conspiracy theories about fires are astroTurfing from the oil industry because the reason there are more fires is global warming.
That's why They always blame outspoken environmentalists
the tree one is so stupid! i saw it and my common sense was like: palm trees are designed to survive heat, so they're probably good at surviving fires also.
All thess punisher pfps at this rate who ever created the punisher is the only one who should be punished like that
I just sat behind a truck with a TRUMP PUNISHER sticker I was in shock
I remember the punisher creator was like “cops should not use this symbol” and explicitly wrote a comic where he murders some cops that use his emblem
The punisher logo is the v for vendetta mask for MAGA chuds
Mosquitoes be like "where we dropping Bill?"
10:04 “fresh air”
Sir,,,, you’re in a car polluting the air. Wearing a mask in a city is a reasonable thing. . City air isn’t fresh air LMAO
this video reminded me that my mom taught me as a child that staring at the sun can't actually damage your eyes. i wonder if that's got anything to do with the fact that i wear glasses now
My favorite sungazing moment was when Trump looked directly at the eclipse and you can hear someone in the background yelling "DON'T LOOK"
EDIT WE ARE OUT HERE LOOKING AT THE MOON
People in the most info heavy time in human history are refusing to comprehend weather.
The fuck do we even do about it
The trees are walking around w little gasoline tanks
they move when they're not being observed
AH! I don't know if he points it out, but the guy that was staring in the sun was on the one minute podcast (the one where there's the two guys that play characters and each video is a bit). He also managed escorts and it ended up a pretty big profile case.
My TV drains gay flamethrower trees in my brain and I like it. But sometimes I then need to cough some mosquitos out, which I cure by moon gazing.
Another Diabolical video, from Evil Pinley
We were worried about AI, but we should’ve been focusing on the trees. It’s too late now 😔
The sungazing one just sent me 😂
Like sun exposure (also exposure to welders torches) can burn your retinas. Its called "welder's flash" and it happens when too much uv radiation gets to the back of your eyes. Even mild cases are indescribably excruciating. You literally cant move or see and your eyes water and burn for hours to days (depending on your level of exposure).
Well... It is the Elongated Muskrat social media! It isn't exactly the place where we go to find good things to read.
1:56
The Trees are in league with The Birds!
....I SHOULD'VE KNOWN!
Shhhhhh. Just let them burn out their retinas.
Maybe the trees and mosquitoes are working together
I'm honestly so surprised that you can still add context to innacurate tweets. I wonder when Elon Musk will get rid of that.
didn't they get rid of it lol
Did you know that bullets have a high kinetic energy therefore if you shooting something gives it more energy.
I’m actually doing undergrad research on this exact topic. Hopefully it turn out well!
But you can clearly see that the trees are burnt af :')
Evil Pinely strikes again now the werewolves will surely rise.
Conspiracy theories about 15 minute cities? That's so dumb.
Nobody wants to burn down everything. We just want to write financial policies that support logical and efficient development, like upzoning and infill development.
If "having the house next to yours turned into a duplex" is apocalyptic to you, there's something wrong with you.
I swear, these people are just beond reasoning with.
3:54 Funfact; there is a tedtalk that Bill Gates did about mosquitos maybe malaria where he released some into the audience saying “No reason for only poor people experience malaria”.
The mosquitos weren’t infectious but I’m not even gonna lie that’s a pretty funny thing to do
Literally Oprah bees
I didnt know about that (i would say thsats kinda funny but tbh its also terrifying so not rlly, plus rich ppl actually have access to treatment so kinda defears whatever point he was trying to make if any), but im pretty sure the bill gates mosquito thing is reffering to how scientists were developing mosquitos carrying vaccines (like for malaria and such) and considering releasing them into poor parts of africa w lots of disease, (which is a horrible idea btw like omfg just give ppl vaccines and healthcare are you crazy), which is actually a real thing that they ppl who're developing them actually spoke about, look it up. So this conspiracy theory isint that crazy since its based in smthn real thats crazy. Edit: Nvm Pinely just adressed this i shouldnt just waited a sec lol.
Looked into the sun and believed and now my genetic skin cancer disposition is gone!! I may be paler than a Victorian child but I feel like a phoenix rising from the ashes…. Or maybe that’s the peeling skin
Imagine if these folks found out about tumbleweeds.
my trandma had a nasty skin cancer tumour near her neck, she got it removed last week. Should've told her it was just the bad chemicals leaving her body because of the sun exposure.
Funny the whole "eyesight improving" actually can be a sign of something more concerning with your eyes and will more likely noted in the patient's chart to keep an eye on
Fun fact: if fire is hot enough, it'll sear your nerve endings before you can feel the heat. Jump in a raging alcohol fire, and you'll likely die cold.
burnt my thumb, now i know it hurt because it was too cold thank you evil pinely
still twitter
Just gazed at the moon, thank you, Evil Pinely ❤
So glad I left twitter in December.
Same.
We burn down trees, now the time for their revenge is nigh ✊️
Looking at the sun at 3AM??? (EMOTIONAL)
i personally love when the tv pours gay into my brain
I’m an environment science major and the cool thing is that the government does release mosquitoes in some areas. They are genetically modified males that are unable to reproduce and they compete with normal males. It helps reduce mosquitoes levels without chemicals. They tend to release them from specialized vehicles as they drive around.
The helicopter looks like it had a measuring/mapping equipment. We had one like this moth in fly over our rule area. It was measuring the aqurfer or the ground water. I think its amazing how we can do things with technology, even from 1 year to the next. Humans and since cam be pretty scary, but also amazing and beautiful!!
10:40 these people genuinely believe that only heterosexuality existed until the invention of TV...
I’m so embarrassed that I’d watch cartoon conspiracy videos and Shane Dawsons shit conspiracy videos and call myself a genuine conspiracy theorist 😬
i mean a few months ago i saw a nuclear bomb denier so nothing surprises me anymore
I wonder if sun gazing or perineal sunning is more harmful in the long run
as someone who has had their skin peel off from a sunburn, uhh yeah wear sunscreen and dont look into the sun
Fire is travelling through smoke
Shane dawson actually made a video on the first tree thing years ago young child me believed. He thinks the fires started by government lasers.
I’m starting to think of you as Evil Pinely in my head now
Hey, some trees have evolved to be as flammable as possible so maybe this whole "the trees are behind it" theory has legs
evildoings of the radiance
the name didn't help either
About watching sun like in 8:00.
Aztec and Maya had a religious practice of meditating by looking to the sun, but I have no information about how it influenced their health.
Ok now you made the right thumbnail for me to watch
Microwave a fork and a small piece of broccoli. See what condition the broccoli is in when your resolve breaks and you spot the microwave.
Stop*
1;13 monument mythos be like
STOP I SAID THAT OUT LOUD OMG
dude we have the same brain. monument mythos fans unite
The guy staring at the sun at the earlyish part of this video came from the One Minute Talk Show. I believe you can find the short in their channel
First title was better ngl. Good vid as always tho
GO OUTSIDE. LOOK AT THE MOON
Some Day of the Triffids shit here.
Evil Pinely telling me to do something …. safe? Sus
Just here to confirm that my lifetime of accidentally burning my skin because my body can’t handle an ounce of UV rays was just for the laughs. I’m just out here messing with people looking like a lobster every July. Stay woke 😅
the guy staring at the sun was from an episode of Taboo
as someone who has touched fire, i can confirm that it is hot
Thats twitter for ya
My mom believes this
BILL GATES' MOSQUITOES 💀
I don't know why the james marriott at the end always catches me off guard
Calling it Xitter pronounced like zitter
Is youtube really at a state where having "conspiracy" in your title will significantly affect monetiation and/or algorithmic favor? I love this platform but it's kind of ridiculous
i tried looking at the moon and it wasn't safe at all!!!
i got hit by a car since i was doing it in the middle of the road so i'm sure somebody is going to going to claim moongazing isn't the problem though
Moon gang
Bro, Parasyke TV made a solid video on what happened in Hawaii. There are Hawaiian channels that started focusing on the oddities of the "wildfire". It's truly wild, totally intriguing. Some blue things aren't touched - there's a realtor who switched from real estate videos to covering the event, who I think is the one who pointed out there are blue cars, amidst melted ones, that were just not touched.
Yea fr that video was awesome but ig this bro isn’t cultured
@@JumptheTrench nah, I think Pinely just isn't looking for answers, rather just working to highlight how absurd Twitter can be.
Sungazing sounds like a shitpost social experiment that people would obviously see as a joke and not try
Conspiracy theorists are awful
Twitter is Twitter! (Insert Mr Incredible meme here)
I hope most of these posts are ironic 😂
I’m so confused when did he call Twitter X in the video?