In Florida we had two things growing up, “gimme that neck / that’s a neck” (pause) and “yoke”. Yoke was gruesome because you were to cuff the back of someone’s head and pull it while letting go which in hindsight was attempted murder
damnnn I feel the pain…first time I step foot in the US my dad took me to a dominican barber…my hairline been missing since. still got wanted posters around town.
I feel ya pain, bruh....I didnt get to grow my hair out till halfway through my Freshman year of high school....and still had to suffer with getting "shape-ups" on my fro till i could afford to get my own hair done....stay strong lol
“Well when you get YOUR own house and YOUR own money and start YOUR own family, you can get whatever you want. But until then, clippers, head, SKITTT” Had me DEDD😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
nah, when i was in 6th grade DEADASS that sh was almost bald. my momma played it off like I looked good and people were RUTHLESS my god. my hair is back, and it looks infinitely better
@@devontetheone I feel you bro I remember you said you had problems with some of your old videos because TH-cam kept copywrite claiming them because of the magnolia instrumental in your intro which is messed smh 🤦🏾♂️ aye if you need a intro beat I produce music I’ll just you one for free just give me a shout-out in one of your videos.
Bro I had the skit haircut sense elementary and I would get roasted so hard and getting slapped in the back of the head so hard the back of my neck started burning like it’s on fire but luckily I was able to get a fade before highschool stars because if I had a skit head in highschool I was Finna die
until i was in high school all my dad would let me have was the Covadis (a.k.a. the bald fade) then they came out with the afro sheen blowout kit. after that my fro was 14 inches around till around 23 years ago.
Bruh yo barber is you reason you couldn't get no girls as a kid he pushed yo hairline to almost halfway to the top of your head how did he get a license?
" Whatever yo barber smokin' , I WANT IT "😭😂😂
His hair bald the line like the
McDonald's logo
😂.
“She a runner she a trackstar, your hair line ran away when it got hard” like bro this man to funny😂😂😂 comedian of the year
Keep pushing Devonte 💯
You talking about his hairline
That's right
pushing like your hair line
nah cuz if he push any further that hairline gonna suffer trust me been there done dat my hairline recovered tho
pushing his hairline
That boy got the vegeta hairline
His hair line was not that bad Vegeta’s hair line is worse
You can get through this I hope they’ll give you back your old channel soon
In Florida we had two things growing up, “gimme that neck / that’s a neck” (pause) and “yoke”. Yoke was gruesome because you were to cuff the back of someone’s head and pull it while letting go which in hindsight was attempted murder
ngl i remember getting the back of my head smacked.
I think I saw Goku
Lmao great times.
0:43 the way he slowly gets more panicked 😂
Yo that barber made a hairline that would even take god a long time to fix
Maybe u can run so fast u go back in time and slap the black off this barber sonic
I was born with it
@@some1body840 me to
The rebuild is long and treacherous but U finna rebuild the legacy with eazzzz
I couldnt agree more.
@devontetheone dawg what did u do to the barber to give I can't even call it a hairline
damnnn I feel the pain…first time I step foot in the US my dad took me to a dominican barber…my hairline been missing since. still got wanted posters around town.
As a bald man I can appreciate the urge to try and grow it back
Fair warning, once your hair bails, it rarely comes back
I feel ya pain, bruh....I didnt get to grow my hair out till halfway through my Freshman year of high school....and still had to suffer with getting "shape-ups" on my fro till i could afford to get my own hair done....stay strong lol
I dont get folks who HAVE to get that cut.. to me it just feels like abuse or straight idiocy
That's y we got dreads😂😂, to cover the hairline😂😂😂
Find you a women who will love your fuxed up hairline. 🙏🏼
I mean this respectfully as posible. 😭
My mom is a hairdresser, so she's cut my hair every time I needed it. So I've grown up around salons my whole life. Not barbershops... SALONS.
Lucky
My moms always cut/trims my hair too, does a great job
Just be happy that your hair grow back I have the same story in the same dilemma and now I'm bald
good luck on the new 500k grind
“Well when you get YOUR own house and YOUR own money and start YOUR own family, you can get whatever you want. But until then, clippers, head, SKITTT” Had me DEDD😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Supporting till the end 🤝💪🏽💯
nah, when i was in 6th grade
DEADASS that sh was almost bald.
my momma played it off like I looked good
and people were RUTHLESS my god.
my hair is back, and it looks infinitely better
This nigga is just amazing, keep it up devonte 💯👍
Wsp my boi devote ily your vids keep it up :)
Hair be looking like a curvy football field xD ahahaha jkjk love you bro!
Gawd dang this ninja got that Vegeta hair line 6:54
bro jit gave him the vegeta hairline
6:49 He need that Strawberry Mint Hair Growth Oil 😂
Sorry 'bout the copyright strikes bro➿
You got the McDonald's hair line 😂
She a runner she a track star yo hairline ran away when it got hard. ❤️ That one got me
omg when you put the sunglasses on lmaoo hahahahahaha i lost it lol he was being too cool for school
Devinjay😭😭😭😭😂😂😂 I’m sorry devonte I’m not trying to be rude it’s just funny the way u said it 😂😂
DEVONTE THE ONE MORE LIKE VEGETA THE PRICE OF ALL MACDONLDS DRIVE TRU
It happened to me once by a old man but I ain't trip because I figured it was a old fashioned cut. But I grew it back. It wasn't permanent.😂
My guy- I started watching you not to long ago- you funny man- I love the stories btw-:)
She a runner she a track star, Yo hairline left when the opps called
Vegeta watching this be like:
Finally I have a friend
You got that mic Donald hair line
You’re not pushing 🅿 the only thing you’re pushing is that hairline.
That boy got the mcdonald's hairline. The M&M hairline
Keep pushin p my guy
We on our way back up to 500k keep pushing
Gawd dang this ninja got that Vegeta hair line
Man I was born with the Vegeta hairline. The hairline is in my DNA. I cut it and it will grow back. I am not capping
Devontes roasts are on point
5:21 “Clippers, Head, SKITTTTTUHHHH
Damn my boy really got the McDonald's looking hairline
Damn dawg why your pops did you like that. It's like your old man ain't love you lol
Keep working bro your videos are dope
Preciat it bro. R.i.p the old channel (2014 - 2022)
@@devontetheone I feel you bro I remember you said you had problems with some of your old videos because TH-cam kept copywrite claiming them because of the magnolia instrumental in your intro which is messed smh 🤦🏾♂️ aye if you need a intro beat I produce music I’ll just you one for free just give me a shout-out in one of your videos.
You can this one for free love your videos bro and young son the sauce god are the best much love bruh.
th-cam.com/video/lo27I6gSv_0/w-d-xo.html
Bro got dat Vegeta haircut😂
I thought he was gonna say .
They knew what they're doing
Bro I had the skit haircut sense elementary and I would get roasted so hard and getting slapped in the back of the head so hard the back of my neck started burning like it’s on fire but luckily I was able to get a fade before highschool stars because if I had a skit head in highschool I was Finna die
7:17 my guy you may have long hair ,but IM A WHOLE FRICKIN MOP AT 15
“Now all that’s led it’s a family …
I’m not doing that anytime soon…” 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 right my guy right
My stepdad n mom did me the same thing from primary skl to high😂😂 I feel u bro 😆
Every black kid got that haircut or at least almost every black kid
Bro say he gone be in yo shower pause
I guess we can call devonte the black vegeta instead of the one 😂😂😂
Sorry devonte I had to
until i was in high school all my dad would let me have was the Covadis (a.k.a. the bald fade) then they came out with the afro sheen blowout kit. after that my fro was 14 inches around till around 23 years ago.
I feel so bad :(, I hope you get back up in subs good luck
My man we both have the same hairline
anyways devonte its just joke i love ur content bro
Nah that barber needed his own fade cuz this 🥷 really gave you the season 1-3 Connie special.
Gave that man the DBZ cut
Yt doin you dirty rn hope you bounce back
We need to get my man Devonte a good barber they can’t be messing up his hair like that
Oh naw, gotta revisit that barber and give it the works 😂😂
My dad did the same to me but I was blessed cuz my barber was good at what he does 😮💨
Bro lookin like he Lil Nas X
How do u compare lil nas to this MASTERPEICE🤣😂
I know I'm late to this vid but this is exactly why I don't get bald fades anymore, people always slapping your head at max strength.
Sheeeesh my man got da widows peek
This still funny 😂
5:21 “Clippers, Head, SKITTTTTUHHHH
i pity you ma boi cause that hair line gaaahh damn but with that being said keep pushin ma boy
Ayo gotta admit thats a nice hairstyle
lmaooo he really do have tha mcdonalds hairline
Bro he be getting ALL the smoke
My guy got that Vegeta lineup
Man he did you dirty
I know your pain, my brotha. I know your pain.
Damn Vegeta
"FYI I don't mean this in a disrespectful way"
Boi had that baby Trunks hat hairline lol
I have never saw someone with a bad hair line but now I have
At least your barber let you get a hairline
When my mama was done with my hair, my hair line no longer existed
You should campaign for McDonalds mascot with that hairline I'm just kidding
1:22 i went through this but my dad did it
Bro it NEVER grew back correctly???? Nah bro you grown now, set EVERYONE involved up!!!!!! What a crime committed against you my g!
"I look like mace windu" 😂😂😂
Devonte you made me a man I have POWER
i'm with you my bro my barber did the exact same shi to my hairline
now the bros at school be callin me VEGETA BLACK😭😭😭
I love the Star Wars reference
your hairline better than me, i gotta cut my hair instead of growing it out cuz the back of my head flat lol
Ik how it is to have slow dads like that, bio and step. Man's had fake J's and allat. My barber's bro fucked up my hairline watching the soccer game
Bro got the badabababaaa hairline
RIP that hairline
Bruh yo barber is you reason you couldn't get no girls as a kid he pushed yo hairline to almost halfway to the top of your head how did he get a license?
AY at 1:05 he smacked his hairline Straight 😂
I’m glad my grandma was a barber for my brothers cuz oh hell nah broski
Homie turned this man’s hair into a animal crossing character
Today I've learned that a haircut can last a lifetime
Yo my guy how's that hairline... They did you wrong
“When he put the mirror in front of me all I could say was.. KAKARO-”
When the mans said skitsa