Scary Content Farm Stories to Watch in the Dark
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- Scary Content Farm Stories to Watch in the Dark
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Dude chill with that intro you know it's NNN right?
we already lost no nostalgia critic november
Mike is a small ojisan
"i want to eat you, your meat i mean"
this clarification only makes it sound even more sexual
"i want to eat your dick
ps no gay stuff"
4:45 "My donkey-kicked, moronic father"
Felt harsh, but then I remembered the butt paste story
Be thankful he didn't say donkey punched instead.
@@crazyluigi6664That's how they fix Mike's dad
where can i see the story in question
the what
Y'know, the thing that's always upset me the most about the cannibal cafe story, the actual story the animation is based on, is the fact the victim wanted the cannibal to eat his penis, but he fucked it up so bad he just gave it to his dog. Like imagine sacrificing yourself to live out your ultimate fantasy and the guy just throws your penis away like it's trash. At least try to choke it down (heh) and pretend to enjoy it, the guy's doing a lot for you.
didnt they both try to eat it but i was WAYYY too tough and chewy? so they just said "eh, dog can have it"?
I guess even he had standards. MonkaS
I certainly didn't expect to see the story of Armin Meiwes retold in a finger family video... even for Halloween.
This is so wild :)
Somehow that last story broke my brain so bad I had one of those near-vomiting laughing fits. Just reflecting on how nonsensical it was killed me.
Not since the first time I saw Double Down has a piece of media made me laugh so hard over how nonsensical and stupid it is.
I think assassin rapper just became my new guilty pleasure channel.
He’s not late they just celebrate Halloween later in Italy
Yeah as Italian I can totally confirm this
The Are You Afraid of the Dark edit is SO GOOD holy shit
When I turned on the video, my volume was muted and just seeing Mike jump like that without any sound was already making me SHIT myself
SHIT yourself, NOW!
what's funnier is that the story about the dude getting eaten is actually based on a true murder case, one of the weirdest things i've ever heard of lol
i believe it was mentioned in the vod, if not then a very similar story
Yeah I don't think Mike knew that tbh, still gross that they decided to make a "story" about a actual cannibal situation.
@@staticsoul yeah he seemed pretty unaware, it gets even more gross when you listen to how the thing is voice acted lmao
Yeah, story is identical to Armin Meiwes, but they changed the names and nationalities for some reason. Which is weird to me given it being real makes it actually scary/disturbing rather than fictionalizing it.
But yeah, he mentions it as "the story ramstein made a song about".
@@warbossgegguz679 oh cool (in many ways, actually), didn't know they made a song about that (i probably missed the part when mike says that lol), my bf is a fan of theirs but they never mentioned it while talking about them and their songs :"
i legit thought the one where they were driving was just gonna turn into manos the hands of fate
manos is basically one of these videos but longer and in live action
oh god not manos
it became Alice Woke because Alan Wake's egg cracked in between 1 and 2
LMAO I'm stealing this one
Alice Woke? Is she a Muslim transwoman?
I fainted during the cannibal one because I was starving and sleep deprived and I generally dont like thinking about cannibalism
@accelerationquanta5816 QUIT HAVING FUN
Jesus Christ I thought I would forget that fucked up consenting cannibal story Whang talked about once but here it is again adapted into... this.
At least Mike made it tolerable to sit through
22:23 That's so fucking spot on as Mike's fake italian/dad voice. It's uncanny how similar it is.
God that fucking Jake Miller guy on the cannibalism story sounded exactly like Linkara i couldn't stop thinking about it.
Holy shit he DOES that's so fucking funny
1:11 Why is the mom Weird Al?
Like I can't be the only one who sees it, right?
*Why does the mom model look like "Weird Al" Yankovic?*
1:32 I need to hold my tongue for once in my fucking life.
Was not... expecting to see a poorly animated content farm version of Akane Yashiro sitting in a bathtub talking to a tiny middle aged monk.
She did cameo in Tokyo SOS for a bit, which means she was technically in a Mothra movie. Maybe the small ojisan are real and they only felt comfortable talking to sad people who also play sad people in Mothra movies as part of a huge conspiracy to keep the real life existence of the shobijin/cosmos/elias under wraps because the world can never know the terrible secret that instead of pretty lady pop stars the only real Mothra fairies are middle aged men in tracksuits.
In which case, kudos to Akane for being brave enough to speak out with the truth. She's like that guy who called into Art Bell about the extradimensional alien beings, except she (probably) wasn't on meth and is actually telling the truth. Tiny middle aged men ARE real and they DO visit hot actresses in their bathtubs and they COULD summon Mothra if they wanted to but they're all too busy getting drunk at tiny karaoke bars.
OH thank god a edit of this segment, i love to watch these but never have time for the entire thing, ty.
too scary couldn't goon 0/10
weak.
You keep up the hard work champ!💪
my god that last story was needlessly verbose, mind melting, and truly had no inherent worth
Okay so, I did very minimal research on this, but from what I saw I think a small ojisan is pretty much a Japanese version of an elf on the shelf
Nice intro king
I screamed so hard at Mike screaming at me that I hurt my throat at the same time he did
14:41 There's no shot that these fucking content farm bastards poorly ripped off Gravity Falls.
12 Small Guys, and they crawl on my thighs
If TheAssassinRapper is using his real voice, he’s gotta try and annunciate better.
I say this as an Irish person (with a pretty gnarly accent) myself, but if you’re doing narration, make sure that people outside of Ireland can bloody understand it.
Extremely stupid if it’s AI. Get a better pack or pay someone.
9:43 Holy shit it's Hamada from Gaki No Tsukai. HAMADA OUT-O
12:43 would you rather fight one sleep paralysis demon sized ojisan or 12 small ojisan sized sleep paralysis demons?
The intro is so fucking funny 💀💀💀
There's something sidesplitting about the supremely unfitting music playing during the Jabroni Mike jumpscare
i wish i was a small ojisan sooo bad. just whimsical old men..........
5:04 There's 2 answers to this question and both of them make Mike mald
Unrelated to the video but can someone tell me if he has ever talked abojt having a plush of Starman from Kirby on the background of his facecam, it's such a specific thing to have I can't not look at it.
I pointed it out before, and I was told that it was a running joke during the Return to Dream Land Deluxe streams that Mike called the Starman enemy "camel toe Joe", which I guess ended up in someone gifting him a plush.
Who’s starman? That’s cameltoe joe, everyone’s favorite character.
I think the small light thing is a Doremon thing
Actually, the reason the penis tasted terrible is because penis has both a lack of muscle and fat. It's stringy meat. Typically the thigh is the "best part" but it's also very difficult to carve. I have deducted this based on documented experiences of cannibals' experience with human meat.
Also, human feces and meat make terrible fertilizer, as they contaminate the food and poison the plants in the garden.
Also, cannibalism is legal in the US as long as it's agreed upon and the person being eaten died of something else. That's why stuff like the "Foot taco" story exist.
@@musicsheep9816 one of the first things i learned when taking a horticulture class was to absolutely not use human shit as fertilizer, you'll make ALOT of people very sick
@accelerationquanta5816 night soil can pass disease from humans to other humans
@accelerationquanta5816 Why the fuck do you have a black sun in your profile
10:00 ~time to go to work work all night searching for underpants hey~
9:55 - 10:38 autism
The meat thing is based off of a true story, but some parts are obviously exaggerated. I honestly find it very disrespectful that they turned this into some goofy silly story when this is based off of actual events that took place.
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1:09
These are ridiculous and all, but I'm not gonna lie, I got war flashbacks to Higurashi hearing that cicada in the background...