The Minecraft Movie Teaser isn't great.
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Warner Bros. has just muted a section of this video (from 5:53-6:17). For shame, guys.
For context, I explained that the fan project had peanuts for a budget, and it still looks better.
warner bros is scared
np
Can u give us a run down of what u said then or what ever happened. . .some of us really want to know
Guys he listened
they heard you say that it was a silent film and decided to honor your request
You could probably actually sue them for that and win because they don’t even own that part of the video
I'm crying they just gave Jack Black a random blue sweater and called him Steve
I can't believe Steve was based off jackblack
@@mrgamercooldude546 He wasn't
@@mrgamercooldude546is jack mexican ?
can yall not take a joke 💀💀
Isnt steve just a guy with a blue shirt
When Steave (Jack Black) appeared, he should've just spammed crouch, as that is the universal peace sign
Lmaoo yeah they just see him standing on the castle wall in the distance jump crouching and punching
who said he was at peace…
Steve Black
@@narnianninja4964that would have been amazing
What throwing tnt is not
"this is a silent film"
*gets muted during film scene*
Phoenix was committed to it.
I think he didn't wanna infringe on the copyright of the fanfilm if that's a thing
@@dorol6375 did you not see pinned comment?
The film was so silent it absorbed all the sound around it, pretty ingenious movie techniques
I would've loved it if it was just a self-serious fully animated adventure about Steve just progressing through all the dungeons and dimensions to eventually end up fighting the ender dragon.
You know, like how I always imagined Minecraft in my head when I was a kid.
Like the Super Mario Movie
"you know how minecraft has a very distinct artstyle?"
"Yeah"
"What if we covered everything in shag carpet."
"...yes, perfect."
I honestly like how gross it looks
Pig how do you keep appearing in random places I would never expect you
*_reminder that the studio of CGI for Sonic 1 shut down afterwards, from bankruptcy, there is no saving it bruh_*
This.
@@ikosaheadromSame.
I loved when Steve said “what are we? Some kind of Minecraft?” And then proceeded to mine and craft. Truly a moment.
Personally my favorite part is when the sheep said, “we are Minecraft.” Truly brought me to tears
lmao
maybe the real adventure was the mines we crafted along the way
@victimofmagicapollo maybe the real victim of magicapollo was the mine we crafted along the way
“What was that green thing? It was acting like such a creeper”
“Wait… say that last part again…”
It looks like they typed in image ai “Photorealistic minecraft” and went with it 💀
oh, there is no chance they didn't use some sort of AI bullshit for this.
@@itamareizikovich6973 it probably was AI with how strange that background was
They better fix the movie the way they fixed Ugly Sonic
@@VanillaIceCream-d2w There are leaked photos of props (mostly various trees), and they just look like that.
I'm not saying that AI definitively _wasn't_ used anywhere (even before modern day image generation, AI has been used to simulate things such as waves in water), but the art style was definitely a conscious choice, and it'd take a lot more than just redoing the CGI to fix it.
They did. There were some leaks of the character sketches, and most of them were generated with AI (it literally said so). This is an AI generated style, that's why it looks so bad.
I honestly don't think it's ai, I think it's way too detailed for it to be made by AI
The mixture of actual people and the cgi blocky world really doesn't work, genuinely having it just be animated entirely would be so much better
@@DontReadMyPicture-c2p Add this guy to the block list, got it
@@DontReadMyPicture-c2pestqure
I am genuinely repulsed by the GCI and real people mix. Like it has this uncanny valley type of thing that makes immerse almost impossible. Maybe the PR team or advertisement team decided to take the worst parts and put them in the pseudo-trailer, but I am not longer looking forward to this.
It's a pity - we all knew this was gonna be the case a year ago.
I wonder how many of us are still holding out hope after this teaser.
@@PhoenixSC I'm still giving this movie a chance,
Hopefully the teasers don't get worse...
Did you know that when Jack Black says "I am Steve", It's a subtle reference to the main character of Minecraft with the same name?
Wow, I didn’t know that! Where did you acquire this information?
I mean... Who else could have born with that name?
LMAO 😭😭😭 that's honestly so sad dude
source?
I liked the part when Steve said "it's stevin' time" and steved everyone all over the place
It feels like the 2013 ultra realistic Minecraft TH-camrs were in charge of the design
"this will be Minecraft in 2014" lookin ahh
They knew what Minecraft in 2025 would look like
Crazy thing is, this kind of happened with another adaptation: Detective Pikachu. But there it actually ended up really really neat.
@@somethingwithultra7231 that movie is still lame.
@@theatricult
It's not bad
a lot of people have said this before, but the minecraft movie would look much better if they just went for that animation style they have for the update trailers. but oh well, guess we're having jumanji if it was minecraft
A lot of people forgot about element animations from a long time ago, remember villager news? That actually looked like Minecraft
Mixing people and cgi is one thing but the way the "world" is insanely saturated while the people are just normal looking is horrendous
Yeah regular Minecraft is NOT that saturated. It also just doesn't look like Minecraft at all, it's like an ai dreaming up something vaguely Minecraft inspired.
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@@starkstruckus its trailer minecraft. As in update trailers.
@@starkstruckusI think this is the big thing
I don't have an issue with mixing real and CGI since there are a few times I've seen it done well, but the core issues here are the oversaturation and incredibly out of place/scale world alongside the general.. meh of the whole trailer.
With scale take the big arch scene for example, does it look cool? As much as I hate to admit it, yes.
But is it possible within Minecraft's limited scale and vanila blocks? No, because some are so offset you'd need something like the copycat blocks mod to recreate it 1:1.
It just doesn't feel faithful to the game in that regard which is a shame, especially when - dare I say it, Minecraft storymode does a better job of such even with it's slight deviations from Minecraft.
As for the "general meh" it just feels like there's no.. substance here, the only question is who the other people are meant to be but other than that you just don't feel anything, it feels so bland and tasteless and doesn't evoke any emotions that keep you interested let alone excited to watch.
Yeah like fuck just do mocap or something
This is a certified village tragedy.
Full of bots
@Assassin-k2kkys NOW pedo
@Assassin-k2kWHAT?!
A raid
@@joelbaldry bro
for a minecraft movie, you'd think all of the characters would also be blocky
Imagine hyper realistic Steve
@@seandorama5932oh god he would look the that one pic of steve going “ hey babe *shits himself*”
I think they are going for 'humans going to the minecraft world', kinda like the movie Cool World which was the cartoon world and human world being two separate universes but then overlapping. Steve being someone who stumbled upon the world before the events of the movie.
@@DanSlaterAnimations jumanji retextured 😐 if this is what they were going for they could still make them turn blocky, would be cooler. The actors also aren’t placed in the environment well at all
I mean if you are looking for a Minecraft movie with blocky characters then it's already been done, heck there's even thousands of Minecraft videos (also music videos) out there with blocky characters.
5:50
Phoenix SC: "So, this is a silent film"
Warner Bros: "You are the one who is silent!"
Lol
This movie feels like it’s just gonna be standing and talking about a mc thing for 2 minutes, changing location, something goes wrong, and repeating that cycle for a hour and a half.
Every movie is like that
@@koxbalonbut guessing what he means is that process, but in the most boring and cringing way possible
"I think I might know a guy" ass plot
You just described the borderlands movie
@@LessThanProhis ass is NOT muscle man
They released the April fool's 2025 update earlier than expected...
Lmaooo underrated
The fact its so close to April 1 had me dying XD
Damn that’s crazy
I wouldn’t be surprised if for April 1st, Mojang changed the in-game textures to look like the textures from the film
w comment
shoulda just been jack black playing minecraft with a face cam
I would rather watch that
@@avaius same
I am placing blocks and shit cuz I'm in fucking minecraft
I would adore that
See I would watch that.
"this is a silent film", audio is then removed by Warner
Unintentional comedy
I don't want a jumanji 3: into the minecraftverse. I want minecraft the movie. I don't want a movie of someone playing, i want a movie *in* the universe of minecraft
Minecraft: Cinema Edition
so you want the animal planet documentary style videos that the main Minecraft channel released some time ago then
@@warmwater9509they did? What’s the series called?
Watch all the cutscenes of the games then, so you don’t have to deal with players.
Yeah facts they could've made it dramatic and use legends like herobrine appear or just... Not another comedy... I wish for good. dramatic movie
Using that kind of animation, killing mobs would look GORY.
The movie just got two points back
Or maybe just the Orginal death mob
@@RemakeTrain don't ruin this for me
Let the kids in that theatre become men
You know theyre only gonna kill the ender dragon, assuming the higher ups have enough combined brainpower to make it the finale
@@baconhairdefaults2685 Of course they don't. It's very obviously going to have a sequel bait ending, there's no way it's going to actually be good.
The base concept of making this some sort of Isekai is fundamentally flawed. Not only does this guarantee the first half hour is going to be the characters going "What the heck?! Everything is cubes! How wacky!" before we can actually get to the story, but it also feels like, before the movie even begins, the creators have already given up on any attempt at sincerity. It shows an unwillingness to engage with the world of Minecraft from an inside perspective. It's not telling a story about the world of Minecraft. It's telling a story that just happens to be set inside the world of Minecraft.
To me, this feels like a movie made by someone who only ever built a Dirt House in Minecraft and logged off after their first death. A minecraft movie made from someone who never mined their first Diamond, and never journeyed to get their first elytra. That's why it feels like it is made for babies, because they thought it was just a game for kids, and didn't realize what makes the game so special is that it is actually for EVERYONE.
I mean movies like this that got bounced around for a long time always end up on the desk of the shittiest writers in Hollywood. The ones who are so generic that they write basically what chat gpt spits out with no double take.
@@SquintyGears Chat GPT would've put more heart into this than they did, and it doesn't have a heart to begin with!
Lmao not a single person who wrote the movie played the game.
@@SquintyGears It's not up to the writers though; as far as companies are concerned they're just employees. They can come up with ideas and write scripts, but you only need to look at the cinemas to see what directors and executives want to be made. That is to say, writers only play a small part in the production of a movie.
Also, writers hate AI the same way visual artists do. It's why they went on strike in Hollywood last year. They know that from the perspective of a company forever trying to make more money, if they can get a program that spits out ideas and writes scripts, then they might as well cut out all these unnecessary workers and fire them.
“Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.”
― Dr. Ian Malcolm
"I don't play video games no more" -Jack Black, actor for Steve from minecraft and Bowser from mario
True…
“I guess I still play f-ing video games”
- Also Jack Black
Jack Black gets a pass from me since he still does a great job, and i doubt there any many (older) actors that play videogames anyways
Also Claptrap from Borderlands
@@laurafrakinroslin we don't talk about that movie 💀
i cannot believe RT Game himself even said he had to apologize to minecraft story mode
When did i miss out on this? Hard to believe Daniel the Rumble Tumble Games himself said he needs to apologize to Minecraft storymode.
We won… but at what cost.
Nah jk he’s an opinion and that’s great :D
@@TheIrishSpaceHoodie0:16
@@TheIrishSpaceHoodiea comment on the trailer
Minecraft story mode was not terrible.
"There's no official lore in Minecraft"
Meanwhile Mojang always uses the piglins as the villains instead of the ender dragon, the wither and the warden (from Minecraft the base game piglins don't feel like full on villains)
It's probably because they are a faction and not just some beast.
its such a missed opportunity to give more life and lore to the Endermen.
Minecraft doesnt have much official lore on PURPOSE, but since the "end" of the game is beating the Ender Dragon, my interpretation has always been:
Endermen are enslaved by the dragon. They had a civ, but it dies out due to the corruption brought about by the dragon. The currently existing Endermen are what remains.
The reason the Nether is destroyed is because Endermen can teleport, and are dimension hoppers. The Ender Dragon takes advantage of this, sending his minions to other dimensions to wreak havoc and bring back spoils. The Piglin were the second civilization spoiled by the Dragon for his gain.
Endermen are now in the overworld. They appear everywhere, and have begun to dismantle things (they pick up blocks, even your buildings). Villagers and even Illagers are helpless against them (villagers cant attack, and illagers use mostly crossbow, with only a few using axes or magic). With no true defense against these beings, and the evil intention of the Ender Dragon... those two voices bring the player into existence.
They are Gods? They are You? They are the Dev, and the Player, and the Universe. They are the Overworld protecting itself. And so they gently nudge you, the Player, towards a goal. No directions are given, but there are clues. It leads you to a ruined dimension, looted and broken, filled with lava and hints of a destroyed civilization thats become hostile and greedy.
And in the End, it leads you directly to the Dragon. Relying on you to be the one that stops it. And so you do.
But that's just my headcanon.
Still, it would be amazing if they did something more in un-official lore with Endermen and the Ender Dragon, or the Warden, or the Wither. They're equally part of Minecraft lore and enemies, and could easily be their own factions. The piglins are overdone, even though theyre just as much a ruined civ as the Deep Dark is. Ancient City would make an AMAZING lore piece to explore: how things were BEFORE they became Ancient and destroyed by the Warden
@@pokerusfreak8194 wow
There are also the illagers, these ones are definitely related to the greater ender dimension story.
Also, the ender dragon and wither aren't villains, the wither is just the personification of death, and Jean is just the last survivor of the ender dragons
piglins aren't even evil in the game, just greedy and prejudiced. like, they're assholes but they aren't constantly commiting genocide like illagers or mindlessly killing everything in sight like the wither.
If it were me, I'd only act in a live action Minecraft movie if they used real sets, and practical effects.
actually it technically was partially real sets, theres pics of the trees they made for the greenscreen sets
when i first watched like the first few seconds of the landscape, i was so excited, and the second i saw live action my face just FELL
I had already seen leaked images of the real-life props, RIP to anyone who had to find out this way lmao.
i didnt even bother watching it officially. i dont think i could handle the raw cringe and disappointment.
you liked it?
@@blob5907 when someone says their face just fell, that meand their emotions quickly changed from positive to negative, so theyre actually saying they did NOT like it.
I wanna point some things out about the trailer that I don't think many other people have noticed. 1. When the trailer starts there is a disembodied voice which says "Right this way" with a kind of squid ward sounding voice, which makes me feel like there is going to be villagers in this movie, which I am honestly terrified to see how lifelike they make villagers look. Another thing I haven't really seen other people talk about is the fact that there are so many things in this movie that just don't exist in Minecraft, and some look like major plot elements. For example, that blue tesseract looking cube the kid in the red hoodie and later on Jason is holding looks like it must be a major plot element otherwise why would they be clearly holding onto it in two separate shots/scenes of the trailer.
Plot twist it’s just a 1h compilation of those 2016 vids of minecraft mobs in real life
HAHAHAHA
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Turip Ip Ip is gonna be the soundtrack for the whole thing
Or just all Jake fellman clips stitched together
@@user-hu4ol2ip5oor the “oi oh oh ah oh ai ai eh oh uau (brrr) oh ah ai oumaigauau oi”
They should've had one of the secondary actors wear a flaming blue and red hoodie with headphones and striped pants. Maybe even a creeper logo on the back.
And then one of them is just walking sideways
Way better than the "skins" they chose.
That is really good
Brilliant!
honestly this would’ve been better
"So this is a silent film"
_Video goes quiet by Warner Bros._
🤣
Honestly, I would watch a full minecraft movie if it was animated like the update trailers for the game.
Or like Minecraft story mode. Those animations were peak and honestly preserved the style better than the trailers.
Better yet, use the telltale design from story mode to really feel like the game
@@jidannyc yes exactly, seems like most people enjoy that style out of all the others, based on the comments
ong this movie is gonna be shit
ME TOO
The mix of real life objects, people, and the CGI environment, with random pixelated items does not work.
It is so jarring and distracting
@@dbptwg And it just looks ugly, uninspired, uncanny, and uncreative.
everything just looks so out of place. there is not one uniform style. its like making a collage of photos and the photos do not even have a common theme at all
Are you sure it doesn't work? It looks pretty cool to me, also, it's kinda how minecraft was built before Microsoft, a lot of different styles and contributions
A few oddities I found in this trailer:
1: the characters are a lot taller than two blocks. In the game, the player is just under two blocks tall. A block is the equivalent of 1 meter in hight, so these characters are depicted to be around 3 meters tall, if not taller.
2: Piglins in the game live in the Nether dimension, and can't live in the Overworld because they will zombify. In Minecraft Legends, however, they are able to infiltrate the Overworld by creating a bubble around the Nether portal providing a Nether atmosphere or whatever so that they don't zombify. In the movie though, they're just flying around with no protection whatsoever.
3: if they wanted to have Minecraft enemies raid Steve's village, they could have literally gotten the Illagers to do it. You can activate raids in Minecraft so that waves of Illagers can raid a village.
*But hey, that's just a Theory...*
A GAME THEORY!!!
exactly what i was thinking!
and the thing is nobody plays minecraft dungeons
1. Tbf itd be weird if they had to jump and climb constantly just to get up a tiny hill lol, also we can see that both the block sizes and grid placements vary in the mountains and cliffs of the movie world- so maybe some blocks are smaller and some bigger
2.THATS WHY IT LOOKED SO OFF TO ME I didnt even realize loll (or maybe it just looked off cause you barely see nether monsters outside of... yk. the nether)
3. Bruh this teaser made me forget about every feature except the ones shown in it lol I really hope they add illagers now
@@elahdivad3433Thanks for watching!
@@kezottle I do agree that with what they have now, making them jump 1 meter every time they need to go over a block would be weird, which is why making them be Minecraft characters instead of real humans would have worked better. It worked in the games and the update trailers, so it would have worked here too, if they had done that.
Here’s my thing with Steve… if they are just joining the game on accident and they’re the only humans, I think it’d be better if Steve A) wasn’t live action and B) didn’t sound like Jack Black. When Steve falls 89 blocks and dies as he hits the ground, he says “uh” in the most monotone voice ever. He should not be this emotive.
The entire movie looks AI generated. Overly smoothed and horrible.
To me it looks ai generated but they spruced it up a bit so it's not weirdly smudgy. But yeah it does look so weird
Truly
Exactly what i was thinking. All the camera angles and models make it look like it came straight out of a chat gpt promt
@@bigboris9674plus the messed up proportion and the actors💀(why even have actors in the first place?)
No.
Warner Bros just got the advancement: "Voluntary Exile"
how does this not have more likes
😂
"how did we get here?"
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They can't save it, the people working on it have to actually care about the source material for a movie like this to work. For example, in the Lego movie EVERY SINGLE LEGO PIECE on screen was a real piece produced by Lego (they even showed their codes in that one scene where Emmet comes back from the real world), it had a bunch of other cool bits of lego "lore" as well that only the diehard fans would recognize, same thing with the Barbie movie. And for the Minecraft movie, in a 1 minute and 19 seconds trailer, we have : Piglins using random ass stick swords, piglins being in the overworld without becoming zombified, trees that look nothing like the iconic Minecraft trees, characters not being 2 blocks tall, Jason Mamoa using the crafting table wrong and crafting some bs thats not in the game, and that's just the things I noticed after watching it twice. So yeah, RIP Minecraft movie.
The thing about the piglins... I feel like the movie will be somewhat like Minecraft Legends, where the piglins are in the overworld (no other notes)
the thing i hate the most is that the damn blocks are not 1x1x1, like how hard is that to take care of, and they even vary in size from one to another
that breaks the entire foundation of what the game is supposed to be, everything should be geometric and equal, this just looks like ai generated "realistic minecraft"
they can save it when they added steve teaching kids how to enslave villagers and abuse them to become rich
there is no way that this is not ai gnerated
The ghast hot air balloons too...
Dude imagine a film animated like the Minecraft ads… that would’ve been so cool.
One of the worst things they could have done here is using famous actors, you're not looking at "Steve" you're looking at Jack Black pretending to be Steve and it's extremely distracting.
You're describing acting there fam.
so... youre mad, because a good actor is in the movie? and yknow... acting?
Yeah, Jack Black is not even acting. He’s just being Jack Black.
@@SquintyGears The point is he doesn’t look like the character he’s portraying, he looks like a well-known famous person, and any ounce of immersion is lost.
they also could have gotten someone closer to the actual characters, like it cannot be that difficult to find a short-haired black guy with a beard. it feels so weird to pretend that jack black is steve
thats not steve thats jack black in a blue turtleneck from walmart.
Jack Black is legit the most relatable actor, dudes gonna roll up on the set rocking a Walmart turtleneck and that's literally the only good thing I can see in this teaser.
LMFAO I literally told my friends earlier “That’s just Jack Black in a blue tshirt they found on the clearance rack in Walmart”
@@themenacingpenguin.7152Unfortunately he doesn't look like Steve at all
@@nasfoda_gamerbrbigproducti5375they need to cut his hair to be short and make his beard into a stache
Those mobs look like those “this is what x will look like in 2014” type images.
Minecraft Mobs in real life type ass
"Remember PinkSheep? This is him now." aah image.
When Steve said "We are the block*ng Java crafters" It was so emotional I was brought to my knees sobbing and shitting all over the place, truly a classic
Funny animated kids movie checklist:
✅ 80’s music to keep the parents interested
✅ Characters complain about the stupid premise
✅ Black woman saying “what the hell” (whatever black women say is funny 😂)
If only it was animated.
Oh yeah,the obligatory black friend to be "inclusive"
@@cocorel-here
Honestly, I think that if the protagonists were animated, then it wouldn’t look too bad- it’s just the clash is weird
I mean hey at least you mentioned the music but as a Beatles nerd its actually 60s music 😅
The magical mystery tour came out in 1967
ruben from minecraft story mode did not die for this 😭😭😭
Maybe it's best for Ruben to not see this.
Maybe Ruben would forgive Jack Black
lol
technoblade did not die for this too ☠️
rip ruben
The three main things VISUALLY that bother me:
- The sheep in the movie has a 3D mouth when it doesn’t in the game, making it really jarring to look at.
- The people look weirdly disproportionate to the world around them. This was going to happen anyway, but the wide shot has a tree? on the left that looks WAY too small compared to the humans.
- The wide shot also shows a strange disconnect in the lighting. The people just look like they’ve been lit differently to the background, and it does NOT match up to the CG world around them. The shadows also do not help to blend them into the scene at all, what few shadows there actually are.
There are jungle trees that only have one wood block and a few leaves around it so they do exist, but obviously, theyre not in a jungle biome and those types of trees only exist in jungles so either theyre bushes or theyre purposely ignoring the game logic like almost every other videogame movie
The third point here is what I noticed the most and am surprised no one is talking about. The actors feel more like they were slapped on top of the scenery rather than actually in the world.
@@seajayfourthat’s because they are. In the main shot with the tree, the backround is just a green screen. You can tell by the characters not having any shadows
@@Walnut64 yeah I think if they can figure out how to fix that it’ll look a lot more natural
They are still insanely off scale.@@strider7198
Warner Bros on their Way to copyright claim this
Wait a minute they might do it to me as well
Rip
Send this back to the furnace.
It's still raw.
Nah bro it's not even dead yet 💀
And keep it in there until it's ashes. 😅
I was hoping the Minecraft movie was going to be a full animated movie about the past of Steve, the origins of the structures, the origins of the ancient builders (which were confirmed by mojang)
Let's hope Netflix doesn't fuck up as well and we get something good in the animated series
You think mojang would actually do something?
@@sleeper6548lol
This is why the Netflix series is a good thing, you can have both approaches (the animated series is definitely going to be different from the live action movie), and appreciate which ever you prefer
@@minestar2247 Yeah hopefully it'll be good. Honestly idk if im watching this movie. I usually watch bad movies anyways cause whatever but i genuinely think this will be the opposite of enjoyable
3:31 Wait they don't have shadows....
oh god
But the sheep does 😂😂😂 this movie will be great after a few drinks
OH MY GOD THEY DONT
Yea, let's just pretend this movie doesn't exist . . .
....
Looks like a clash of clans advert of a Jack Black skin
If they don't see a creeper and say, "Creepers, AWWWW MAN!" I'm going to be so dissapointed.
So way back in the mines-
@@Dedelblute3 if they don't use some of sparkles songs im sueing for defamation
they don't need to, im already dissapointed.
why would you want that in a hollywood movie??
@@Dedelblute3Got our pickaxe swinging from side to side
they can save it if they (in the movie) say "oh, it's just a texture pack. you can change it"
And it turns into an animated movie, that would go crazy but we can only hope lol
@@A1phaaaone can dream 😮💨😔
Intentional or not, I’m not the biggest fan of the hyper-realistic art style.
These mobs being accurate to how they look in-game would serve the same purpose, if more appealing to the eyes.
@@A1phaaathat would actually be hilarious if true. would probably be the biggest bait of all time
i dont believe they're that good tho
✍🔥
“Isn’t great” is the understatement of the century
@@AUTTPGamerman Ty 🙏
@@DontReadMyPicture-c2p hi
the word "great" is doing a lot of heavy lifting.
No, I disagree. It’s perfect too excited too to agree with anybody here.
It isn't good at all.
The fact that Warner Bros copyrighted this video just because you mentioned the minecraft trailer
They know the fan made one is so much better 😭
We don't want a minecraft movie, we want THE minecraft movie
I love how this trailer showed piglins in the overworld. You know, not turning into zombified piglins. Great attention to detail.
And ghasts. SOMEHOW here too. which is impossible to happen. (with a normal portal ofc.)
It's probably gonna be like Minecraft legends where the piglins are the main enemy😔
@@1eris. It can be done with a regular 10 blocks portal, people have been doing this since the beta. It's just that it's very unlikely to happen as it has to somehow spawn inside the portal or be tricked into going inside one. Last time I've seen this happening naturally was in 1.4.5, there were no large portals yet.
@@VerMishelb exactly what i said. i specifically said NORMAL portal
@@VerMishelb it cant happen naturally since the portal is not big enough for the ghast hitbox to allow it to spawn in or go inside it. I did find a video of a guy using a minecart to bring one to the overworld in the pre big portal times tho
I wish it was Minecraft story mode style
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Steve is just Jack Black with a blue shirt on.
Couldn't they at least tried?
@@apollyon1311 you colorblind
It is all they needed
@@apollyon1311is can you colour see ??
the profile gives me nostalgia…
It’s the wrong shirt as well 😭
“You were supposed to be the hero, Brian!”
7:30 "They're trying to have their own identity."
There are dozens of OTHER mediums or art styles that they could've used! Western 2D, Anime, hybrid 2D/3D (which has been used a lot recently), even stop-motion! But instead they decided to fall back on generic live action as their medium. That will not make them stand out on the stage of big cinema.
Truth
There are hundreds of hours worth of minecraft animated content (think slamacow, blue monkey), with very different aimation styles but very similar ideas. Videos I think a majority of people know who've played it for years. And then they do this hyperrealistic bull.
Absolutely. Horrendous take on Pheonix's part.
@@red_weed slipperyt
A Minecraft anime would be fire ngl
Imagine the reality that we got the animated silent movie with a little lore and ominous almost scary ambiance, I WOULD LOVE THAT. To see how the discs were created, cracked and all. Some predecessor to Steve maybe. GOSH, we can't have nice things in Minecraft can we...
They gotta advertise it to kids though, so an actually artful silent movie would be difficult to make for them. That said, it wasn’t impossible, and with how special of a property Minecraft is, I’d say they should have tried a little harder.
@@nickg5341It's nothing but a wish.
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Not a single ear to hear my wishes
When there are so many parents that buy tickets.
That would not make money for shareholders. The goal with this film is to clearly get a bunch of people to watch it just because its minecraft. I for one will be pirating it or just avoiding it entirely.
Weird, my poem is gone...
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Only a wish, mine
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Not a single ear to hear my wishes
When there is so many parents that buy tickets.
thats a really cool idea
🎶I am placing blocks and shit cause I'm in fucking minecraft~🎶
Probably the best thing that would come out of the Minecraft movie tbh
@@DontReadMyPicture-c2p Ok we won't
IF ONLY.
My dad is the CEO of Minecraft and can confirm this is the credits music
🎶I am placing block and shit cuz I’m in fugin minecrafttttt😜😜😜🎶
"i.. am steve"
truly inspiring words
It works in Jumunji 2016 because the sets are real, like they are seeing the game as the characters would, realistically. In The Minecraft Movie, they see the world as blocky, but they themselves aren’t blocky. I swear James and the Giant Peach figured this out by having the main character be animated when he’s with the other animated characters and environment
Just like free guy. One of my favorite movies, even if it’s pretty goofy.
one of the only movies that i've seen get away with breaking this rule is who framed roger rabbit, but that's because they did it so well.
@@marioisawesome8218 Yeah Roger Rabbit is like lightning in a bottle for putting real people in cartoon worlds. The animators and the actors put in a lot of effort. I kinda wanna know how it worked there but doesn’t work here
@@kiplee-musicgirl23 i'll take a look at the scenes when the detective was in cartoon land and get back to ya
@@kiplee-musicgirl23 i would say it's the lighting, attention to detail (watch how the cartoons make his tie move around), shadows, consistent scaling. and that's not mentioning all of the camera tricks they used to really sell the scenes.
The movie is exactly what we all thought the Mario Movie was gonna be like when it was first announced.
The Mario Movie teaser was 1000% better than this
To be fair. The Mario movie was wholly animated in a recognizable style.
The MC movie clashes with itself in many ways.
This is like the weird combination of the 202something Mario Movie and the 1993 Mario Movie
@@8bitshadow582No, I’m talking about before the teaser when all we heard was that there was gonna be a Mario movie staring Chris Pratt and Jack Black. Many people assumed it was gonna be live action which everyone was SO GLAD it wasn’t because it would’ve ended up… like this.
@@TheFish711Yes. And that’s exactly why this movie should’ve been 100% animated.
Never thought MC movie would compete with 2019 Sonic's movie design
I think pre redesign sonic looks worse than this
Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
@@turtleburger200Nah, this is worse
Lmao
Bro is everywhere, go away
Minecraft movie cast: a kid, a tall twink who isn’t really a twink anymore cause he’s not short, Jack Black, a lesbian who doesn’t know she’s gay, and a lady who’s had one relatable reaction and is my favorite character already.
Yep. Gonna be a good movie
7:55 is the kid holding a Tesseract? the hell, did steve fuck up returning the infinity stones or something?
In the crafting scene of the trailer you can even see the boots of swiftness from minecraft dungeons in the background I think that kid has the goddamn orb of dominance
@@marquesgurling9271The kid confirmed to be the Arch Illager
yeah Momoa gets it later in the teaser as well
@@marquesgurling9271 actually in one scene you can see the Seer (piglin witch with the Orb seen in the MC Legends cutscene)
I thought it was an allay cuz I've recently been messing with them a lot and they're really handy for gathering 😂
This movie feels impersonal to the vibe of minecraft, which I feel is the main problem. It seems like a regular run-of-the-mill animated movie with an unoriginal plot, which could fit with other video game where the game is simplistic or has clear objectives (ex. sonic). Minecraft being an open world game about choosing your own destiny, I feel like a minecraft movie would ideally be solemn, personal, and poetic, a stark contrast to the comedy-geared mood expressed by the teaser. The short film showed would have been better inspiration.
This. They could have made something interesting and existential about self determination and finding your own meaning and tie it into the core idea of the game but instead they did... this. Wasted potential.
Indeed, minecraft can have silly tone, but it has room for so much more, it's like having the best chefs on your paycheck and asking a cheese sandwitch, besides, the trailer looks so plastic, and disconnected, and uninteractable, so much greenscreen
i mean you could simply copy max brooks approach on his book, witch funnily enough, jack black narrates in an audiobook, the irony is baffling it hurts
I’ve seen something of this sentiment before: focus on character relations and Minecraft’s creativity, while something like a “big bad evil” plot is either sidelined or just background.
If they wanted to make a good live action movie, they should've gone with The Legend of Zelda (Ocarina of Time or Twilight Princess).
Minecraft does NOT fit live action 😭(atleast in the way they're trying)
@@cardescomedioses3674holy crap adapting the books would have made a far better film
this movie makes me remember those hyperrealistic image slideshows of minecraft mobs from like 2015
I’m putting all my hope into the upcoming animated minecraft show
wait there's an animated Minecraft show? (if there is I want them to adapt The Island, one of the deeper Minecraft stories I've seen that deals with very real issues)
@@gamerx3071 i remember hearing news of it, there’s only a small teaser of a creeper walking on screen and exploding
The reason old Pixar and old Disney movies are good -kids- movies* is because they respected and cared about the audience and the craft. The moment in the trailer that really shows what I mean is the line "I am Steve…[Epic Sound Effect]" where it holds for a moment, which is to hope the audience will be all like "I clapped because I know [Minecraft]! I know what that is!" "AT-STs! AT-STs! AT-STs!". But when you watch something like WALL-E do you ever get the feeling you are being told how to feel? The opening 10 minutes are incredible because they set up WALL-E's character and motivation without saying a single word or having him do anything that feels unnatural, it just feels like he is going about his nightly routine. While, in the Minecraft movie, who would ever say "I am [Name]" like that? That is just not how people talk.
While I am comparing one of the greats of film to a teaser that should be fine. You can generally tell based on the few lines and how the characters physically act what the movie will be like, it very clearly does not take itself seriously. This film is going to be bad, if it is not I will be quite surprised.
*Also, I must say, just because something is a "kids" movie does not mean it is bad as some would say. Kids movies should not just be random garbage to keep the kids entertained, they should be good…that is literally all, they should just be good.
YESSS I LOVE WALLE
Wall-e is truly peak animated cinema. I feel like the only thing that truly compares is Spider-verse, but that's mostly because Spider-verse is ridiculously innovative. Wall-e is not that different from other Pixar films, it's truly just it's writing alone that makes it so good.
The effect you're describing is they expect everyone to be like Mike from RLM's Nerd Crew Podcast "I KNOW WHAT THAT THING IS!"
@@Myne1001 Yeah, I was referencing that. What I really meant by that was that line is essentially a wink at the audience. Which is not neccesarily bad if it were subtler. The reason I referenced RLM is because the "I know what that is!" is what people will think when they see it, even if they do not use those exact words.
For myself, I'm going to be surprised if it is actually going to end up bad. I see it as something I might quite enjoy.
That sheep feels like one of those
"Minecraft sheep irl can't hurt you
Minecraft sheep irl: " memes
Guys hear me out with this idea
Villager News: The Movie
**YES**
Yessss
we have MCSM
3:55 the term you were looking for is wall eyed
Jack Black saying "I am Steve" is not meant to be a joke, rather it's obviously a nod to how you can't actually tell he's Steve so the movie needs to remind you
(Really I have no idea why they went for a photorealistic live-action look when most of the stuff is animated anyway, just make the whole thing animated at this point)
If the movie needs to remind you. is it really worth it?. 🪑
b-b-b-but muh big name actors!!!!11!1
“i am steve” me when no internet connection
They need that line because Jack Black looks more like Santa than Steve.
They just put Jack black in a blue shirt
This film is either going to be horrendous or a masterpiece, but probably horrendous
Done done and done@@DontReadMyPicture-c2p
Definitely a masterpiece
it could be a horrendous masterpiece
definitely both
Disasterpiece
The only minecraft movie in my heart is Element Animation Egg's Guide to Minecraft
What about Villager News?
Mine is the fallen kingdom trilogy
Black Plasma Studio is goated as well
@@RogatkaWR Srsly. I hope Squared media sees this movie and decides to release their own (better) version while animated
I literally emailed them reminding them that they should have used Element Animations
Bro how piglins can survive in the overworld
The scaling looks completely messed up. At 3:08 if you compare the size of them to the blocks to the left, they look like they are 5 or 6 blocks tall, then when they are close to the blocks like at 5:24 they are 3 blocks tall. Also why they are the size of the tree to the left of them at 3:08 is a mystery to me. They really didn't need to make the sheep and llamas have very dynamic facial expressions either. The best thing to do would have block characters that look like the actors and have them just voice act it. It honestly looks like they just put green screened actors over a minecraft animation and called it a day.
At 3:00 with them walking they don't cast shadows. Just take that in. The CGI movie is beating their team so hard that they don't have time to add shadows.
Look a bit closer
It’s because it’s overcast. The sun isn’t directly shining on them which is why there’s no harsh shadows
@@BrickShortsYT Look at the childs legs
@@ThePurpleFlame11bro does not know how shadows work💀
@@smokebomb024 then why does Jason have a shadow.
they're making movies for people who don't watch or care about movies,
tv shows for people who don't watch or care about tv shows
video games for people who don't play or care about video games
and video game movies for people in neither audience
I totally agree but am baffled by the pretty good streak of video game TV adaptations that have been coming out and getting Emmy recognition and everything. like how can studios get those so right and then turn around and get it so wrong??
@@cowestgirl3746 well, it's simple: The video game movie adaptations that were great were made by great studios that understood their audience and the source material. Movies like the Monster Hunter movie are made by studios that don't understand either and simply want to make a cash grab movie.
Who's they?
Also this is completely fucking untrue. There's plenty of great TV shows, movies, and video games than have come out within the last couple of years
@@2intheampm512 I am curious, which ones?
@@2intheampm512 You can't just come in here and just say a refute without providing context or reasoning, you just asking a question without providng a substantial report on why your argument is valid which doesn't suffice, unless you want to counter this guy's statement put in couple more effort
5:32 There are circles in the logs.
Where's the part where jack black meets herobrine and says "Woah... Notch's brother? But i thought you were dead..."
Jokes like that are nowhere near as understood as basic humor. Most Minecraft players don’t know who Herobrine is, and a lot of players don’t know about the nether and the end. Even more, a lot of players don’t even know about frogs eating goats.
You just unlocked some memories
the music cuts with that rising cymbal sweep as herobrine cocks his head with a comical "hmm?" before it smash cuts to a montage set to Mr. Blue Sky
@@DaleTheBoulder What do you mean, Herobrine is the most famous minecraft urban legend, every player has at least heard of it.
"My death was...greatly exaggerated."
Now we have a full-length movie of those "Minecraft IRL" videos.
Well atleast those were funny....we are talking about the same serie right
We got Sonic'd
Now lets Sonic them
Even better idea : let's gather a bunch of minecraxt youtubers and make our own movie for free on youtube It could actually be a banger + no copyright cuz its on youtube
So many bots lmfao
More like, let's SonicCraft them
I would definitely join that movie then
That's not how copyright works
It's already there, called "Songs of War", by the former Animation Studio Black Plasma Studios
I legit got my first ad for the movie right after this video finished
03:50 Phoenix,
It's the teeth. (And the tongue.)
They're trying to bring way to much realism into the mobs. The only one they did right(ish) is the creeper. (Though the should make it a little bit more clear that they're made of leaves.)
And yes the scale of the people is entirely wrong in that shot.
What if Creepers aren't made of leaves but rather leaves are made of creepers???????
Fr tho, it looks like they are bigger than the trees
Wait I've been playing minecraft for 9 years and found out creepers are covered in leaves to camouflage
@@Razar19 well, they are called creepers after all (tho tbh, I too didn't know that)
I just saw the title of an article for this movie that said *”Jump Square Warning”* I kid you not.
thats golden XD
“I am hip with the kids”
i expected it to look like the villager news animations. i am physically disappointed and i don't think these stuff can make me feel worse anymore .
so true. villager news was funny, this feels like a minecraft themed sitcom with flat, barely relatable jokes
I was hoping it would look like the Fallen Kingdom series
I knew it's gonna be live action, but they should've gone with entirely animated style, like Minecraft update trailers or MC Story Mode.
All I wanted was an element animation style movie. That was literally all I wanted. And we know that a cinematic take on the style works. Just look at what Element did for the Hermitcraft Season 8 finale.
Maybe element animation could animate the Netflix series, I'm just speculating
5:50
i love how he just goes entirely silent after saying this is a silent film
Who had the idea to make the minecraft movie live action? It would be thousand times better if it was animated.
Hollywood is obsessed only casting humans on camera....even if the media they making the movie on is for people who want to see their game as a movie and don't care for who plays
Mojang, because there was a director before the current one working on the mc movie asked captain-sparkles how in the world can he make a good live action mc movie, before leaving the project. So yeah it was kinda doomed from the start
Everyone is making everything live action nowadays. Many things should have been animated.
It’s just to make it cheaper really. Even though a Minecraft movie is guaranteed to make bank, they still wanna be as cheap as possible.
live action is not cheap😭@D3viant517 that one marvel ant-man movie took 326 mil to make and they didn't even make that money back after it released. the all these production companies care about is graphics nowadays and making things look as realistic as possible
the set design genuinely looks ai generated at 0:39. it's almost like the higherups producing this film only care about doing the bare minimum to make it "kind of look like minecraft" instead of putting work into it to deliver to fans... sucks that every good idea gets absolutely crushed by corporate greed and cutting corners. if they couldn't bother to make the opening shot of the trailer look convincing what else do you think they skipped over 😟
Everything looks AI generated, the ground, the trees, the houses, the mobs...
Honestly I thought that was ai generated as soon as I saw it, it doesnt even look anything like minecraft other than the clouds
This movie has been in development since way before video AI existed, before chatgpt existed.
I agree that its a lazy attempt to create the art style, and I don't like it either.
Honestly, i think its a little worse that its *not* ai generated
@@HeyItsSlothI mean, GenAIs have been useable since at least 2017, they were just kinda crap. But these days a lot of CG is done in the post-production phase, so they definitely cound be using GenAI
In the defense of that specific shot, the bitrate isn’t great because of TH-cam. But from what I can see, I don’t see the typical signs of AI generation (buildings and landscapes inexplicably merging together, inconsistencies, lack of cohesion).
Now, do I think they cheaped out by making this movie basically all live action-CGI, which just so happens to be one part of the modern film industry that isn’t unionized? Yes, and I think CGI-artists should unionize. Can I guarantee that no AI was used in the creative process? No, I didn’t work on this film and I have no knowledge of what went on behind the scenes. But to call this AI generated detracts from the real people who had to spend hours of their lives modeling and rendering the blocky landscape, even if stylistically speaking it looks like absolute dog ass.
I’m not sure minecraft was actually ever supposed to be a movie in my opinion
I mean, the movie has been in the works since 10 years ago, but clearly the direction has changed in a way that... it just doesn't work.
i swear story mode looks better then this shit@@schmingbeefin4473
I mean
There are incredible minecraft short movies and series on TH-cam
And they are great
Neither was lego, unfortunately it seems that the Minecraft movie ain't going to be as good as the lego movie.
You missed the point. Minecraft does not have a story, you make one yourself. That’s why so many SMPs have storylines. Why can’t a storyline be brought into the theaters?
I loved when Mine said it’s craftin’ time and then crafted all over the floor
omg i just noticed the green screening is terrible, look at the edges. this is soul crushing to know this is what we'll be getting
also, I feel like it's way too corporate. like Phoenix said, the main problem with it is that it feels lifeless
Green screen fringes is something that can be fixed really easily for the final movie. But yeah this ain't it
@@pixeljinx255 Hey at least in that way it accurately portrays modern Minecraft
@@StuffandThings_ true lol
Yeah the green screen was probably because of the rough rendering they did for the trailer, hopefully the final movie will be better
Nitpicking the screenshot at 8:00 - I feel like the humans feel out of place because of the weird lighting. It's fine at first, but when you look at the CGI background and see the beautiful yellow glow on the trees, on the flowers, even on the grass, and then look back at the people, they just look flat.
Adding some yellow into their lighting would've made it feel more "correct" instead of flat. It just looks like they're in a warehouse in front of a green screen. It's especially noticeable on the kid with the red hoodie. He looks more blue compared to the golden surroundings.
and why do they have the tesseract???
@@Tsunamicat108the teaser isn’t the movie. That’s obviously going to be relevant to the actual movie’s plot; we don’t need it explained in the teaser.
Exactly Thankyou. They have not placed the actors into the environment well at all
they fr look pasted onto the background in so many scenes. its awful
They should've done full-body scans of each of the actors and then stretched the textures over Minecraft player models
Would fit the cursed style they seem to be going for
Sounds horrifying. Probably would have looked way better tho
Haha
If you are talking about what I think you are then hell no. This has always been one of the worst things about movies, no matter old or new.
@@LugiDergX You say that like it's been done before
They actually managed to out-ugly the original version of the Sonic movie, the Lion King remake+prequel, and the Snow White remake. Round of applause!