The Blaseball Roundup: Negative Influence

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  • A Recap of Mass Production (Seasons 18 and 19), Presented by ILBBC and The Anchor
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    Welcome to the first ever fourth ever official, league-sanctioned Blaseball Roundup, Presented by the Internet League Blaseball Broadcasting Committee, a subsidiary of Internet League Blaseball. The Anchor returns to recap Seasons 18 and 19, and set us up for the return of Season 20 on Monday June 14th.
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  • @GelidGanef
    @GelidGanef 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    This is like hearing a recap of 17776, but only the actual football parts, presented by Calvin and Hobbes.

    • @sigstackfault
      @sigstackfault ปีที่แล้ว +4

      New Headcannnon: there are Blaseball LARPers in 17776

  • @kimd7835
    @kimd7835 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    Best moment is when the Anchor said he wasn't born yesterday and then looked like he had to think about it for a second.

  • @HB-tq2xi
    @HB-tq2xi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    So disappointing to see this divide in the fanbase. All 14 of us need to stand together

  • @PantheraLeo04
    @PantheraLeo04 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    You forgot to talk about our crime. We worked very hard and spent a great deal of coins on that. In addition,
    Kelvin Drumsolo hits a Triple!
    Kelvin Drumsolo scores!
    Kelvin Drumsolo scores!
    Kelvin Drumsolo scores!
    We are very proud of both our Kelvins.

  • @daishoryujin95
    @daishoryujin95 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    “Anyone would think that the league chose these two so that the case wouldn’t get solved! I mean, that’s obviously not what’s happening-“
    [walks over to corkboard covered in Polaroids and twine]
    [connects that statement to The coin putting Plasma and Liquid in the vault at the end of s20]
    [connects that to the coin finding hostility towards consumers to be worse than the consumers eating players]
    [connects that to the anchor’s obsession with/fear of the coin]
    Sweet mother of profanity, it all makes sense.

  • @KerbalRocketry
    @KerbalRocketry 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Oh boi, my state mandated sunbeams defamation quarter hour

    • @maddenedjester3182
      @maddenedjester3182 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Good. Continue.
      -Hellmouth Board of Anti-Tourism

    • @ClayMurray8
      @ClayMurray8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Utah does hate its citizens so I understand it.

    • @TurbopropPuppy
      @TurbopropPuppy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ClayMurray8 it's true, i live in Utah and a giant hellmouth opening here would be a notable improvement on the state

  • @dappercuttlefish9557
    @dappercuttlefish9557 3 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    Well this was deeply unsettling at moments and adds fuel to my conspiracy theories. Exactly how I like it! Thanks, Anchor!

  • @johnparkinson5425
    @johnparkinson5425 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    "Chorby was put in the vault for safety reasons"
    suuuuure

  • @psdnmstr4609
    @psdnmstr4609 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Calling it now, the Anchor is a replica

  • @Hofstetter17
    @Hofstetter17 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I don't follow Blaseball at all. Except I have watched every video on this channel. I have no context yet I still love it. Greatest. Sport. Ever.

  • @akafish7485
    @akafish7485 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    My favorite part of the liquid friend uncle plasma thing is that there (at least up to before the last elections) were no players in range of either of them on the mints or jands. They literally can not do the plot because they couldn’t EE to get them both on one team. I personally think it’s super funny

    • @Ranney165
      @Ranney165 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If Friend's Attractor were to get dealt with (unlikely considering J'and priorities atm), it'd open up an EE

  • @batsandroses
    @batsandroses 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    so sorry about all of those amateur shoe thieves letters, we'll be sure to talk to them about the proper thieving form. as an apology, we'd like to offer you tickets to choux stadium for the next game. be sure to wear your best shoes!

  • @brynsable5218
    @brynsable5218 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Oh no Plasma and Friend mentioned now the Jands and Mints have to deal with the Plot People again

  • @johnnydracaena6052
    @johnnydracaena6052 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    WAKE UP BABE NEW BLASEBALL ROUNDUP JUST DROPPED

  • @LeyCarnifex
    @LeyCarnifex 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    that fanart was bomb tho

  • @felicity9187
    @felicity9187 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    i think the ticker got this video early. its been disparaging the anchor for a few days already now. the salmon rly do swim upstream

    • @TheBabaloga
      @TheBabaloga 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He dissed the ticker last roundup, so if anything the ticker is slow to respond.

  • @Mathtron5000
    @Mathtron5000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    This is by far one of the greatest things to exist on the internet ever

  • @amelio7737
    @amelio7737 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    the anchor: phenomenal as ever
    It's unfortunate that we really want to see his blood and pain

  • @thegoblinking279
    @thegoblinking279 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    the anchor hates musical theatre CONFIRMED

  • @thescissorfights
    @thescissorfights 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Those Kelvins should really rethink their shirts if they're gonna hang out.

  • @philipkelly7369
    @philipkelly7369 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The Anchor is doing a great job

  • @RoundHouseDictator
    @RoundHouseDictator 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    It was distracting then it was over

  • @jahtnamas
    @jahtnamas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    YEOWstone magic

  • @TheRhythmDealer
    @TheRhythmDealer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    The editing is spot on, with horrific vfx at one moment and hilariously (intentional) bad editing at another. Good work!

  • @bubbleodyssey3305
    @bubbleodyssey3305 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Oh baby here we go again

  • @Peanuts87
    @Peanuts87 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Oh boy. This is going to be my first season of following blaseball! Thanks for the recaps Qui-I mean Anchor.

    • @MisterPablo
      @MisterPablo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same here!

    • @TheMightyFraser
      @TheMightyFraser 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You probably joined at the most confusing time possible! Good luck!

    • @ajathebest
      @ajathebest 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      me too

    • @Peanuts87
      @Peanuts87 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheMightyFraser That seems like a constant for this game.

  • @kimd7835
    @kimd7835 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    At least four times throughout the video: "That's horrifying. :D I love it. :D"

  • @thomasdracaenaairplanestan8655
    @thomasdracaenaairplanestan8655 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Hrm. Good video. But could use more references to Thomas Dracaena's Airplane.

  • @hansofcans
    @hansofcans 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I fucking knew the anchor was a stooge for the coin

  • @professorofpi
    @professorofpi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Sounds like propaganda but it was really fun so that’s okay.

  • @orngjce223
    @orngjce223 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I hope the Anchor feels better soon, and/or has a transformative moment of enlightenment

  • @319t.j.5
    @319t.j.5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    If you see ¡DALE!, say ¡DALE!

    • @breloomy
      @breloomy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ¡DALE!

    • @emilyrln
      @emilyrln 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      And drink to forget…

  • @icewave3031
    @icewave3031 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love this series so much, it reminds me of Night Vale a but. Also, the core mechanics video looked like a FRC robotics team logo which was iconic

  • @irongorillafederation1082
    @irongorillafederation1082 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This Anchor needs to be Paul in the first British production of The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals. Make it happen Starkid!

  • @Maylott
    @Maylott 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This is what it's like inside Quinns' cardboard box, isn't it?

  • @JohnEvansChaoseed
    @JohnEvansChaoseed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The Boss' voice can be heard-sort of-but it's easier to read the words it manifests on nearby whiteboards.

  • @zubz451
    @zubz451 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The Breath Mints.

    • @eifbkcn
      @eifbkcn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Breath Mints.

  • @Ramonatho
    @Ramonatho ปีที่แล้ว

    I think the "no" head shake on "we refuse to take the L" is still the funniest moment this series has produced. God I miss The Anchor.

  • @marble2725
    @marble2725 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    i love these videos so much!!!

  • @Turret1004Apaturescience
    @Turret1004Apaturescience 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    No talk of the Data Crimes? Sickening.

    • @LeyCarnifex
      @LeyCarnifex 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      tell me abut the data crimes, I was a bit dead during the last seasons and barely know what happened

  • @Playeroffaceless
    @Playeroffaceless 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    God this content is so good, thank you anchor ❤️

  • @squid8520
    @squid8520 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    LONG LIVE ALDON CASHMONEY

  • @pandoragoldspan7012
    @pandoragoldspan7012 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    lift good

  • @kilo3989
    @kilo3989 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "...who played in something called the Ultra League......"
    (stares blankly for an unreasonably long time)
    me: oh my gosh what if the Anchor ends up being a former player too 👀

    • @kilo3989
      @kilo3989 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ooh sorry no forget that LOOK THE POPULARITY CONTEST WINNER HAS SHUTTER SHADES, ¡DALE!

  • @JudahDeNose
    @JudahDeNose 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Let's gooo flip that coinnnn

  • @ck_cal
    @ck_cal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    WHATS GOING ON BETWEEN THE ANCHOR AND THE TICKER HUH???????

    • @LeyCarnifex
      @LeyCarnifex 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      enemies to lovers

  • @thumper8684
    @thumper8684 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This is probably good. Please don't make me say why.

  • @sulliedhalcyon
    @sulliedhalcyon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    are you ever going to stop ignoring us and our fish? :(

  • @GaleOfTheVale
    @GaleOfTheVale 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Whose kicks?

  • @iNerdier
    @iNerdier 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I have zero interest in blaseball but these are just great

  • @MrPopsnap
    @MrPopsnap 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    DIRT BLOOD DIRT BLOOD DIRT BLOOD

  • @redboot3911
    @redboot3911 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    STARE INTO THE SUN

  • @mightywurm
    @mightywurm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    DIRTBLOOD

  • @JohnGottschalk
    @JohnGottschalk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    How fast do these seasons turn around?

    • @Jettison42
      @Jettison42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Each Season is a full week for us here on the material plane. Starts Monday at 11 am EST running to Saturday, with Sunday off except for the Election results.

  • @flamingnewt3339
    @flamingnewt3339 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dirt Blood real

  • @JMD501
    @JMD501 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wait do souls normally have other souls?

  • @oliviaw-k8145
    @oliviaw-k8145 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    God those corn husk dolls are creepy

  • @cdsbradley
    @cdsbradley 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Blaseball

  • @cyrusmann5443
    @cyrusmann5443 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    NaN replica when

  • @afish8883
    @afish8883 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hey qu- anchor, where is BNN?

  • @danb3436
    @danb3436 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I WANT MY ANIME........

  • @redeggsnham5492
    @redeggsnham5492 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    sus

  • @34umr
    @34umr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    anchor i hate to say it but you’re not based anymore

  • @CarpeGuitarrem
    @CarpeGuitarrem 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    👟👟👟👟👟👟👟👟👟

  • @Kramburger
    @Kramburger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    How dare you mention the hated Coin.
    It caused the flooding, which took Malik Destiny Elsewhere.
    Because of that, Sparks Beans was incinerated.
    The Coin will pay for it's crimes.

  • @dretgskhuy2082
    @dretgskhuy2082 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The rambunctious footnote firstly knot because mice indirectly refuse before a hysterical rule. crabby, mundane pelican

  • @ob1quixote
    @ob1quixote 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hey, real talk: Cut it out with the nosebleeds.