The Blaseball Roundup: Negative Influence
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 12 มิ.ย. 2021
- A Recap of Mass Production (Seasons 18 and 19), Presented by ILBBC and The Anchor
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Welcome to the first ever fourth ever official, league-sanctioned Blaseball Roundup, Presented by the Internet League Blaseball Broadcasting Committee, a subsidiary of Internet League Blaseball. The Anchor returns to recap Seasons 18 and 19, and set us up for the return of Season 20 on Monday June 14th.
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This is like hearing a recap of 17776, but only the actual football parts, presented by Calvin and Hobbes.
New Headcannnon: there are Blaseball LARPers in 17776
Best moment is when the Anchor said he wasn't born yesterday and then looked like he had to think about it for a second.
So disappointing to see this divide in the fanbase. All 14 of us need to stand together
You forgot to talk about our crime. We worked very hard and spent a great deal of coins on that. In addition,
Kelvin Drumsolo hits a Triple!
Kelvin Drumsolo scores!
Kelvin Drumsolo scores!
Kelvin Drumsolo scores!
We are very proud of both our Kelvins.
“Anyone would think that the league chose these two so that the case wouldn’t get solved! I mean, that’s obviously not what’s happening-“
[walks over to corkboard covered in Polaroids and twine]
[connects that statement to The coin putting Plasma and Liquid in the vault at the end of s20]
[connects that to the coin finding hostility towards consumers to be worse than the consumers eating players]
[connects that to the anchor’s obsession with/fear of the coin]
Sweet mother of profanity, it all makes sense.
Oh boi, my state mandated sunbeams defamation quarter hour
Good. Continue.
-Hellmouth Board of Anti-Tourism
Utah does hate its citizens so I understand it.
@@ClayMurray8 it's true, i live in Utah and a giant hellmouth opening here would be a notable improvement on the state
Well this was deeply unsettling at moments and adds fuel to my conspiracy theories. Exactly how I like it! Thanks, Anchor!
"Chorby was put in the vault for safety reasons"
suuuuure
Calling it now, the Anchor is a replica
I don't follow Blaseball at all. Except I have watched every video on this channel. I have no context yet I still love it. Greatest. Sport. Ever.
*Splort
My favorite part of the liquid friend uncle plasma thing is that there (at least up to before the last elections) were no players in range of either of them on the mints or jands. They literally can not do the plot because they couldn’t EE to get them both on one team. I personally think it’s super funny
If Friend's Attractor were to get dealt with (unlikely considering J'and priorities atm), it'd open up an EE
so sorry about all of those amateur shoe thieves letters, we'll be sure to talk to them about the proper thieving form. as an apology, we'd like to offer you tickets to choux stadium for the next game. be sure to wear your best shoes!
oh boy i sure hope my nice shoes don't get stolen :D
shoes
Oh no Plasma and Friend mentioned now the Jands and Mints have to deal with the Plot People again
Good thing the Coin gave up on us
WAKE UP BABE NEW BLASEBALL ROUNDUP JUST DROPPED
that fanart was bomb tho
i think the ticker got this video early. its been disparaging the anchor for a few days already now. the salmon rly do swim upstream
He dissed the ticker last roundup, so if anything the ticker is slow to respond.
This is by far one of the greatest things to exist on the internet ever
the anchor: phenomenal as ever
It's unfortunate that we really want to see his blood and pain
the anchor hates musical theatre CONFIRMED
Those Kelvins should really rethink their shirts if they're gonna hang out.
The Anchor is doing a great job
It was distracting then it was over
YEOWstone magic
The editing is spot on, with horrific vfx at one moment and hilariously (intentional) bad editing at another. Good work!
Oh baby here we go again
Oh boy. This is going to be my first season of following blaseball! Thanks for the recaps Qui-I mean Anchor.
Same here!
You probably joined at the most confusing time possible! Good luck!
me too
@@TheMightyFraser That seems like a constant for this game.
At least four times throughout the video: "That's horrifying. :D I love it. :D"
Hrm. Good video. But could use more references to Thomas Dracaena's Airplane.
LGMBLDM
I fucking knew the anchor was a stooge for the coin
Sounds like propaganda but it was really fun so that’s okay.
I hope the Anchor feels better soon, and/or has a transformative moment of enlightenment
If you see ¡DALE!, say ¡DALE!
¡DALE!
And drink to forget…
I love this series so much, it reminds me of Night Vale a but. Also, the core mechanics video looked like a FRC robotics team logo which was iconic
This Anchor needs to be Paul in the first British production of The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals. Make it happen Starkid!
This is what it's like inside Quinns' cardboard box, isn't it?
The Boss' voice can be heard-sort of-but it's easier to read the words it manifests on nearby whiteboards.
The Breath Mints.
The Breath Mints.
I think the "no" head shake on "we refuse to take the L" is still the funniest moment this series has produced. God I miss The Anchor.
i love these videos so much!!!
No talk of the Data Crimes? Sickening.
tell me abut the data crimes, I was a bit dead during the last seasons and barely know what happened
God this content is so good, thank you anchor ❤️
LONG LIVE ALDON CASHMONEY
lift good
Crabs... bad?
"...who played in something called the Ultra League......"
(stares blankly for an unreasonably long time)
me: oh my gosh what if the Anchor ends up being a former player too 👀
Ooh sorry no forget that LOOK THE POPULARITY CONTEST WINNER HAS SHUTTER SHADES, ¡DALE!
Let's gooo flip that coinnnn
WHATS GOING ON BETWEEN THE ANCHOR AND THE TICKER HUH???????
enemies to lovers
This is probably good. Please don't make me say why.
are you ever going to stop ignoring us and our fish? :(
Whose kicks?
OUR KICKS!
Not ours we rent!
sorry for your bowling shoes
OUR KICKS
I have zero interest in blaseball but these are just great
DIRT BLOOD DIRT BLOOD DIRT BLOOD
STARE INTO THE SUN
DIRTBLOOD
How fast do these seasons turn around?
Each Season is a full week for us here on the material plane. Starts Monday at 11 am EST running to Saturday, with Sunday off except for the Election results.
Dirt Blood real
Wait do souls normally have other souls?
God those corn husk dolls are creepy
Blaseball
NaN replica when
Hey qu- anchor, where is BNN?
I WANT MY ANIME........
sus
Just a bit
anchor i hate to say it but you’re not based anymore
👟👟👟👟👟👟👟👟👟
How dare you mention the hated Coin.
It caused the flooding, which took Malik Destiny Elsewhere.
Because of that, Sparks Beans was incinerated.
The Coin will pay for it's crimes.
The rambunctious footnote firstly knot because mice indirectly refuse before a hysterical rule. crabby, mundane pelican
Hey, real talk: Cut it out with the nosebleeds.